How To Be An Adventurer Episode 1 - Getting the Ladies and Surviving?

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  • Lesson 1: Getting the Ladies and Surviving?
    Edit: Because viewers refuse to READ ANYTHING the series is called Is It Wrong To Try And Pick Up Girls in a Dungeon?
    =_=Cast&Music=_=
    YaroShien - Bell, Arnya, Random God, Monsters
    Alifluro - Eina - / alifluro
    IzanamiVA -Hestia - / yumenyaa
    Sakiseshy - Syr, Freya - / sakiseshy
    Mama Mia, Moe - BuddyVA - / mrbuddyva
    VividVaporsVA - Loki - / @vividvapor7610
    MewKiyoko - Hephaestus - / mewkiyoko
    FoulFangedFiend - Miach - / foulfangedfiend
    JadeTheFirefox - Aizu - / we2
    TransformingMorpher - Announcer, Random Loki Familia - / transformingmorpher
    Rinicali - Ryuu - / rinincali
    Gimmie Day Butt By DruoxtheShredder
    www.newgrounds....
    Music:
    Centeries - Fall Out Boy
    Kasei Otto wa Seigi no Mikata - Fate/Stay Night OST
    銅鑼Gong4N - Seven Deadly Sins OST
    Despacho Reitherman - AR-k OST
    Strange Girl - Code Geass OST
    The Shining Plains - Ragnarock Oddesy OST
    A Little Night Music - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
    The Valkyrie: Ride of the Valkyries - Richard Wagner
    The Icarus - Guns of Icarus Online OST
    Warrior - Suburban Legends - Forever In the Friendzone
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  • @AliFluro
    @AliFluro 8 років тому +2156

    "What anime is this?"
    I don't know hey? Maybe, just maaaaybe there's a hint in the description huh?

    • @Cerburus437
      @Cerburus437 8 років тому +44

      or in the title where they put the shortened name that usually works when you look it up with aka danmachi

    • @cerberus3285
      @cerberus3285 8 років тому +20

      danmachi aka is it wrong to pick up girls in a dungeon

    • @Cerburus437
      @Cerburus437 8 років тому

      +Cerberus 328 wow cerberus is the name I use for video games also wasn't a real question

    • @cerberus3285
      @cerberus3285 8 років тому +2

      Ryan Wright huh i dont follow when did the name of video games not become a real question i dont understand

    • @Cerburus437
      @Cerburus437 8 років тому +3

      +Cerberus 328 forgot the coma like a dumbass. I meant "What anime is this?" wasn't a question it was sarcasm

  • @BunePoster
    @BunePoster 8 років тому +803

    "Your vitality has gone up"
    VIT is the only stat that didn't go up on paper.

    • @10N1Z3D
      @10N1Z3D 6 років тому +9

      Vagrant anime vs video game logic

    • @kingdomcome180
      @kingdomcome180 5 років тому +58

      Vitality at 13 inches is worthy of acknowledging. Nothing wrong with the script

    • @sgtpepper3161
      @sgtpepper3161 5 років тому +2

      @@kingdomcome180
      Hear Hear!

    • @OMartinez91
      @OMartinez91 5 років тому +5

      Maybe Vitality can only be increased doing certain things

    • @arnepelley5526
      @arnepelley5526 5 років тому +5

      hush your not supposed to notice that and yes this was so important i had to type it 2 years later

  • @Dragisvarin
    @Dragisvarin 8 років тому +123

    I like how Hestia is supposedly the eldest of the Olympian Gods yet she looks the youngest in this anime. What the fuck.

    • @thelivingscribe4515
      @thelivingscribe4515 8 років тому +9

      While I am versed on most Greek myths, I really only payed attention to Hestia once she was mentioned in Percy Jackson. There she looks like a ten year old.

    • @ScorpioTheScorpion1503
      @ScorpioTheScorpion1503 8 років тому +1

      I thought Aphrodite was the oldest since she was born right after the Titans overthrew Ouranos

    • @Happymasks
      @Happymasks 8 років тому +15

      Hestia is the eldest while simultaneously being the youngest. She earned that after being the last one spat out by Chronos.

    • @darklordoreo6740
      @darklordoreo6740 8 років тому +2

      Scorpio The Scorpion There's debate on whether Aphrodite is the oldest or one of the younger ones, since no one really know when Aphrodite formed.

    • @magmat0585
      @magmat0585 3 роки тому +3

      @@ScorpioTheScorpion1503 Depends on how you look at it. Aphrodite is one of the younger Greek gods in that she was brought to Greece from the Phoenicians as Astarte and thus was put into the pantheon later than anyone else. However, Astarte was taken from Ishtar, the first goddess on record soooo. Mythologically speaking her lore is kinda wonky, yeah she supposedly was created with the overthrow of Ouranos, but then she isn't mentioned again until the Olympians take over. You get some other similar stuff such as Hesphestus being the son of Zeus but also creating something to protect Zeus when he's a kid, if I remember correctly. Overly Sarcastic Productions does really good stuff on mythology if you're into it

  • @vicyray9371
    @vicyray9371 Місяць тому

    Abridged Kirito would be so proud of Bell for that whisker drawing

  • @merlinepisodes1997
    @merlinepisodes1997 3 роки тому +1

    I always wished Freya would have gotten in on the fun

  • @warlordnave3191
    @warlordnave3191 7 років тому

    The music goes right along with the intro.

  • @FB64_Fakebeta
    @FB64_Fakebeta 4 місяці тому

    Came from Matt Rose. YOU CAN ROTATE THE NOZZLE!!

  • @kingkraig1974
    @kingkraig1974 8 років тому

    This is absolutely fucking amazing, how have i only just found this?!?!?!?!?!??!?!

  • @SniperSly
    @SniperSly 7 років тому

    "well i spy with my eye my dear aunt Hestia. Hephaestus it's so good to see... what it's a common phrase there's nothing insensitive about it. well i'm glad one of us see it that way. ok that one was on purpose." when that was happening i can't be the only one who thought of Asuna and Tiffany

    • @yinlu3610
      @yinlu3610 7 років тому

      Enderboy what the name of this anime

    • @SniperSly
      @SniperSly 7 років тому

      it's from sword art online abridged

    • @yinlu3610
      @yinlu3610 7 років тому

      Enderboy I'm not talking about the anime sao+ALO+ggo IM SAYING WHATS THE NAME OF THIS ANIME

  • @Fran_5
    @Fran_5 5 років тому

    Fuck I forgot how good this was.

  • @calebkopp7636
    @calebkopp7636 8 років тому +1014

    Hestia: "I'LL SMITE YOU!"
    Bell: "You're the goddess of Architecture, what are gonna smite me with a house?"
    Me: you have clearly never seen the Wizard of Oz

    • @crestianroxas4782
      @crestianroxas4782 6 років тому +44

      Damn it I still remember the original *FUCK* I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING

    • @linussoderqvist7038
      @linussoderqvist7038 5 років тому +30

      Hestia was not actually the godess of Architecture she was the godess of the Hearth, home and family.

    • @jaykay6222
      @jaykay6222 5 років тому +20

      @@linussoderqvist7038
      Gods and goddesses are masters of many things, and more often than not a god or goddess is known for more than what they are just commonly known for. While I had the same initial reaction, wikipedia at least corroborates that Hestia IS a goddess of architecture. While I cannot stand by that any more than with any other wikipedia article, which I tend to trust loosely, I can say that I have noticed this to be the case with others. For example, Athena is commonly referred to as the goddess of wisdom, while she is far more uncommonly also known as the goddess of war. Poseidon invented and is the god of horses, yes Poseidon, the guy that lives in the ocean, and yes, horses. I don't know why, don't @ me.

    • @proxymurphy7357
      @proxymurphy7357 5 років тому +7

      Actually Athena is most commonly recognized as the Goddes of architecture

    • @sansthedog
      @sansthedog 5 років тому +7

      Jay Kay Poseidon creates horses because he and Athena were trying to impress the mortals to become the patron god of the now named Athens. Athena made Olive Trees and won

  • @nathanlaleff4273
    @nathanlaleff4273 7 років тому +627

    Finally, a harem anime where the members actually voice their minds.

    • @sethmartin3720
      @sethmartin3720 5 років тому +10

      Yes what I was thinking

    • @knightmare5097
      @knightmare5097 2 роки тому +5

      In original, Bell knows his harem’s feelings. He just only has eyes for Aiz

  • @Slicerness
    @Slicerness 9 років тому +277

    The woman are blatant with their desires so sex actually happens, Bell doesn't angst over nothing and seems to be mostly competent without making everything into a huge deal, and the gods are written so fucking perfectly.
    I love this series. Just flat out, utterly adore it. A few more episodes like this and it'll earn it's place at the top of the abridged series list.

    • @Slicerness
      @Slicerness 9 років тому +6

      Slicerness Oh, and that intro? Perfect. Bell has a new headcanon theme song for me.

    • @princesoulger999
      @princesoulger999 8 років тому +1

      So what is your list of abridged series ?

    • @nvfury13
      @nvfury13 8 років тому +1

      It is perfect isn't it? I read and loved the manga.

  • @Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache
    @Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache 9 років тому +2595

    All I can say is, if the monsters don't get him, the STD's will.

    • @honeybadger2898
      @honeybadger2898 9 років тому +8

      What?

    • @Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache
      @Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache 9 років тому +108

      Because of all the sexing he does/receives.

    • @honeybadger2898
      @honeybadger2898 9 років тому +6

      +Just Some Guy with a Mustache how did I not know that?

    • @emilecoetzee230
      @emilecoetzee230 9 років тому +70

      +Just Some Guy with a Mustache He won't just look like a rabbit he'll act like one.....if you know what i mean.......
      *Wiggles eyebrows in a Jiraiya like Fashion*

    • @honeybadger2898
      @honeybadger2898 9 років тому +2

      ll

  • @shadestrider1033
    @shadestrider1033 5 років тому +692

    So, this version of Bell just wants a relationship that’s not based on sex and romance?
    That’s... actually a really interesting way to go about his character.

    • @damon2303
      @damon2303 4 роки тому +42

      That actually is....

    • @ghostcraft9343
      @ghostcraft9343 4 роки тому +16

      True

    • @danieleasterling5325
      @danieleasterling5325 4 роки тому +66

      that is pretty much like the original, except in this one he acknowledges the feelings of others and understands what they want from him. The original is just the classic oblivious harem protagonist.

    • @shadestrider1033
      @shadestrider1033 4 роки тому +58

      @@danieleasterling5325 To be fair, in the original, it's justified due to his single target sexuality.
      But this time he's just repulsed by Aiz. And he isn't an innocent 14 year old rabbit boy.

    • @saintgeekSG
      @saintgeekSG 4 роки тому +38

      @@danieleasterling5325 Acually, in the original, bell's goal when he went to orario was to make himself a harem.

  • @MrCadaaa
    @MrCadaaa 8 років тому +1232

    "Sweets, Pizza, & Rigorous Sex!" *She's said it again boys, RUN!* God my favorite line XDDDDDD

    • @MrCadaaa
      @MrCadaaa 8 років тому +71

      Cabanilla XD Well most of them are deities who love sex, and then the rest are just girls who heard it through the grapevine that Bell has a godlike dick. Freya and Lily seem to be the only ones who aren't interested in Bell, but whose to know in the future

    • @DJ3nz0
      @DJ3nz0 8 років тому +13

      i am in tears man!

    • @FakeCtrl
      @FakeCtrl 7 років тому +8

      Kyle DeCamp you had to say it out loud?

    • @MrCadaaa
      @MrCadaaa 7 років тому +10

      The Weed Man Uhm yes? Is this even a question Weed Man? You might as well question everyone who repeats their favorite line in videos. But hey, don't let me stop you. I salute you on your grand questioning adventure!

    • @BuikQuik
      @BuikQuik 7 років тому +6

      um kyle... that's pretty much the next line... not exactly but

  • @epicfinish2457
    @epicfinish2457 8 років тому +1990

    Don't worry I'm a pro in Greek mythology I've read Percy Jackson

    • @ainsdog6995
      @ainsdog6995 8 років тому +20

      EpicFinish9 haha

    • @bluesinnamonroll3259
      @bluesinnamonroll3259 7 років тому +38

      I've read more than just that
      Who is the god of the sun and if you google this I will know because it wasn't said in the series

    • @233Deadman
      @233Deadman 7 років тому +14

      Helios is it?

    • @cake6851
      @cake6851 7 років тому +49

      Pffttt I've played kid icarus uprising

    • @Shadethewolfy
      @Shadethewolfy 7 років тому +36

      I played God of War :3 and yes, Helios is the sun god.

  • @armistice9670
    @armistice9670 8 років тому +404

    "It consists of sweets, pizza AND RIGOROUS SEX"
    "SHES AT IT AGAIN BOYS RUN!
    My fav part of this

    • @godbroccoli11
      @godbroccoli11 6 років тому +6

      It was “SHE SAID IT AGAIN BOYS, *RUN* “

    • @skullsquad900
      @skullsquad900 6 років тому +3

      @@godbroccoli11 No, Armistice was right. You're just deaf...

    • @godbroccoli11
      @godbroccoli11 6 років тому

      Eh, I can hear both
      I hear “said it again” more though

    • @khylerbane4523
      @khylerbane4523 6 років тому

      if she was Zeus (but female[ like Loki and Hephaestus]) that would be hilarious and faithful to source material.

    • @LilBiggyWiggy
      @LilBiggyWiggy 6 років тому

      I was like: "wow🤦"

  • @brianlockstead3844
    @brianlockstead3844 9 років тому +194

    "What are you going to smite me with a house" xD fuckin lost it

    • @honeybadger2898
      @honeybadger2898 9 років тому

      If only they said what she was the real goddess of... FIREPLACES

    • @joshlee7449
      @joshlee7449 9 років тому

      +Russell Hubbard goddess of the hearth not fireplaces

    • @honeybadger2898
      @honeybadger2898 9 років тому

      +Josh Lee i don't know how to respond without sounding like a dick...

    • @joshlee7449
      @joshlee7449 9 років тому

      go ahead i wont get offended

    • @honeybadger2898
      @honeybadger2898 9 років тому

      +Josh Lee の

  • @HorribleGamingFun
    @HorribleGamingFun 8 років тому +182

    lol
    "She said it again boys! Run!!"

  • @Mossbattlemew
    @Mossbattlemew 8 років тому +672

    HEstia: "My brother Zeus"
    Me: "SHES. DOING HER NEPHEW."

    • @The_Watcher734
      @The_Watcher734 8 років тому +34

      +Flavvore Great Nephew even...

    • @wh3nderson95
      @wh3nderson95 8 років тому +17

      Ooohhh yeah... I thought that was a pretty funny consequence.

    • @angel7661
      @angel7661 8 років тому +8

      +Flavvore I think he's adopted

    • @spartanxp
      @spartanxp 8 років тому +180

      +Flavvore like incest is something new to greek gods?

    • @sinbadsolomon8508
      @sinbadsolomon8508 8 років тому +29

      +spartanxp Or putting helpless lives in danger for the Stone Gods *glances at Freya*

  • @fugitivepepper
    @fugitivepepper 8 років тому +442

    my favorite line "ahh you came first."

    • @kylehoffmann2307
      @kylehoffmann2307 6 років тому

      Nicolaj Mikkelsen same

    • @Mommy_Makima20
      @Mommy_Makima20 5 років тому +6

      I SMITE YOU!

    • @animejunkie00
      @animejunkie00 5 років тому +8

      @@Mommy_Makima20 You're the goddess of architecture! What are you going to smite me with? A house?!

    • @damon2303
      @damon2303 4 роки тому +4

      I didn’t hear what he said. Thank you for clearing that

    • @doctorwho3708
      @doctorwho3708 4 роки тому +6

      I thought for the longest time he said "Ah you gave birth".

  • @Lightspeeds
    @Lightspeeds 8 років тому +166

    Well considering how nearly every member of the greek pantheon can shapeshift, how do we know if Hestia's breasts are real either?

    • @if3660
      @if3660 7 років тому +29

      Lightspeeds that's actually a good question, if you can shapeshift larger breasts does that make them fake or natural?

    • @DragonianDeity
      @DragonianDeity 5 років тому +14

      In that vain of thought, why would she make them small? If she’s mad about Hestia pointing them out, why not increase it?

    • @wafflejam9015
      @wafflejam9015 5 років тому +2

      Oh shit

    • @joshlee7449
      @joshlee7449 5 років тому +6

      @@DragonianDeity loki is norse not greek...

    • @Blood_Red_2607
      @Blood_Red_2607 4 роки тому +4

      @@joshlee7449 They have multiple gods from multiple mythologies.

  • @silentangel2259
    @silentangel2259 5 років тому +86

    Actually she's the goddess of the hearth firstly, so she'd probably smite him with some sort of fire.

    • @Great_Olaf5
      @Great_Olaf5 2 роки тому +1

      I was gonna say there are far worse things she could do than either fire or dropping a house on him, but I realized that most of my thoughts would fall better under curses than smiting.

    • @nodeloliver6201
      @nodeloliver6201 9 місяців тому +1

      She's gonna beat him to death with a potbelly stove, brazer, or fireplace... whichever comes first.

  • @tyrant-den884
    @tyrant-den884 7 років тому +157

    I was on the fence, but the "oh, damn!" Guy won me over.

  • @orca1296
    @orca1296 7 років тому +23

    6:10
    "Attention adventurers, who ever keeps writing 420 blaze it on the walls STOP ITS NOT FUNNY ANYMORE " 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

  • @tinmai3567
    @tinmai3567 8 років тому +224

    2:50 -says vitality went up
    2:56 -vitality stays the same
    Nice...

    • @crestianroxas4782
      @crestianroxas4782 6 років тому +6

      Abridged logic also I think that's how she messed with him

    • @ShadowP852
      @ShadowP852 5 років тому +11

      She drained any bonus vit he got that night through their nightly debauchery

  • @dr.timelord0483
    @dr.timelord0483 6 років тому +37

    I love how these abridged series have such serious looking openings but are just always a good and rarely ever takes itself seriously.

  • @x.Shadz.x
    @x.Shadz.x 8 років тому +260

    who ever keeps writing 420 yolo blazzin swag on the wall STOP its not fucking funny anymore

  • @briesings6723
    @briesings6723 8 років тому +512

    Is it bad I like this version better?

    • @dragonotakukip
      @dragonotakukip 8 років тому +40

      not one bit.

    • @hestiacranel6225
      @hestiacranel6225 8 років тому +39

      No, I fucking love this version.

    • @1beatcher
      @1beatcher 7 років тому +20

      no, I also perfer this version over the original and I also perfer DBZ abridge over the original as well

    • @dragonotakukip
      @dragonotakukip 7 років тому +86

      SAO abridged is like 20x better than SAO.

    • @obey7772
      @obey7772 7 років тому +10

      TheDragonOtaku so fucking true

  • @StuffedAnimalAdvisor
    @StuffedAnimalAdvisor 8 років тому +54

    I would be worried about a house being thrown on me.
    Other than the main character acting the exact opposite....this is pretty accurate.

  • @angryneko6365
    @angryneko6365 8 років тому +74

    Hestia voice actor should Be A professional voice actor

    • @TaraCorbin
      @TaraCorbin 8 років тому +14

      +anthony corona (creeperboy) Thank you! :D

    • @crestianroxas4782
      @crestianroxas4782 6 років тому

      @@blackrockshooter4796 *YYYYYEEEEEESSSSSS!!!!*

  • @Zyk0th
    @Zyk0th 8 років тому +34

    Isn't Hestia supposed to be one of the Virgin Goddesses?
    And technically, she's the goddess of the hearth, not architecture. So, she could smite him with a column of fire. But I get the feeling that this abridged series isn't supposed to be historically accurate, and having not seen the actual anime, i don't know if that's accurate either.

    • @Shadow-gc6le
      @Shadow-gc6le 8 років тому +8

      i think she later doubled as the goddess of architecture as the hearth was the center of the house with rooms built around it

    • @ulquiorracifer3984
      @ulquiorracifer3984 8 років тому +1

      Hestia is the goddess of the hearth, family, and architecture

  • @Creedmade
    @Creedmade 4 роки тому +9

    4:50 If you don't know what he said, he said "Ha, You came first." meaning they had sex. I think...

    • @davyberson90
      @davyberson90 4 роки тому +3

      OMG THANK YOU! I've been trying to figure out what he said forever!

    • @ASTENO21
      @ASTENO21 3 роки тому

      I hope both sides of you pillow are nice and cold😁

  • @SonofKalas22
    @SonofKalas22 8 років тому +153

    hestia was the goddess of home and hearth not architecture, that was athena (excepting where the architecture pertained to building homes, everything else was athena)

    • @ulquiorracifer3984
      @ulquiorracifer3984 8 років тому +8

      Athena is not the goddess of architecture She's the goddess of wisdom and war along with a few other things but architecture isn't one of them

    • @SonofKalas22
      @SonofKalas22 8 років тому +1

      +Michael Funderburk
      you are indeed correct, but also rather late. since posting that comment my studies on the subject have long since revealed my error and corrected my knowledge base. thank you for the response nonetheless though. I always like to know when I am wrong.

    • @ulquiorracifer3984
      @ulquiorracifer3984 8 років тому

      +SonofKalas22 I do however think Athena should be the goddess of architecture instead of Hestia

    • @SonofKalas22
      @SonofKalas22 8 років тому +1

      +Michael Funderburk it would seem to be more in line with her portfolio. it would make more sense to us, but the problem is we are looking at things after the fact. the thing to understand about greek mythology is that these gods and such did not all emerge in the same time or the same place. often times the myths and religions developed separately in separate societies which then merged together producing a pantheon of once separate characters. as a result of this there are often conflicting or inconsistent facets to the myths in terms of who governs what. another issue Is that the myths and gods continually changed. Athena in Athens would be different from athena in sparta and different also from herself 300 years prior in the same place. if all we look at is Homer's Iliad and odyssey we get a false sense of consistency. these myths started and evolved long before him and continued to evolve long after him. we also know little about how much of his texts were actuality reflective of mainstream belief and how much liberty was taken with them to make some point or for some other artistic licence. Greek mythology is as complex as its history.

    • @RudyBlackman
      @RudyBlackman 8 років тому

      SonofKalas22 Athena is battle dude

  • @IgnatianMystic
    @IgnatianMystic 9 років тому +94

    Pros: Hilarious as fuck, sex jokes are brilliantly executed
    Cons (listed in order):
    1:23 ...What?
    2:13 ...He's gonna what you, now?
    2:31-2:35 Okay, I literally understood nothing other than the word sex. Either put a written translation in or stop biting the pillow.
    2:42 Like a what...?
    2:51 I didn't make out the word "vitality" until I ran through this for the third time.
    4:33 ... _Huh??_
    5:05 Beg yer pardon, but Hestia is the Greek goddess of the hearth (I.e. goddess of the family dwelling), last I checked.
    5:43 What...?
    5:58 What??
    6:14 I-can-not-fu-cking-un-der-stand-what-you-are-sa-ying...!
    8:29 What?
    8:33 What??
    8:38 What???
    8:48 What?!?
    8:50 Stop slurring your words, dammit!
    8:54 FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST ON A BIKE, *_ENUNCIATE_*, _MOTHERFUCKERS!!_ * flips the goddamn table *
    Seriously though, I this was funny as hell, but all of the VAs REALLY need to speak more clearly, and stop slurring your words together.

    • @Thiero7
      @Thiero7 9 років тому +4

      i also want to know what they're saying at certain points. subtitles would be helpful

    • @Muzz624
      @Muzz624 9 років тому +11

      +IgnatianMystic
      2:13 "you're gonna have me extra hard tonight"
      2:42 "like a rabbit in that sense"
      4:33 "daughter Syr is worthy, yes"
      5:43 "away with you asgardian I don't want Loki to find me here
      5:58 "one day I will rule the earth and you will all bow down to me"
      8:38 "infatuated with the slightest provocation"
      8:48 "does this look phallic enough to you?"
      8:50 "a day. do not have sex on your mind a singular day"
      8:54 "Hestia's a pain in the..."

    • @felixthescholarlytitan4437
      @felixthescholarlytitan4437 9 років тому +4

      Subtitles or just less slurred words would be nice indeed.

    • @turbopokey
      @turbopokey 8 років тому +1

      Pretty sure, 8:33, "Can't get mad at a girl for cream(cum) on her face, now can you?". Innuendo, I think?

    • @MaximumHeresey
      @MaximumHeresey 8 років тому +1

      +IgnatianMystic
      I thought I could not understand some lines because I am not a native English speaker -
      But I am glad that I was not the only one. Hope it would be improved in later episodes.

  • @fuzzypenguin0176
    @fuzzypenguin0176 7 років тому +25

    "Whoever painted 420 yolo blaze it swag on the wall stop it!" I'm dying XD

  • @Kek2cati
    @Kek2cati 8 років тому +484

    Are you making anymore? This literally made me die in laughter

    • @YaroShien
      @YaroShien  8 років тому +12

      +kevn ko The second episode is out, but my Patrons get to see it a week before the general viewership.

    • @Kek2cati
      @Kek2cati 8 років тому

      +YaroShien Aw hell yeah! ;-; how can I see it a week before everyone else (you actually replied, senpai noticed me)

    • @YaroShien
      @YaroShien  8 років тому +3

      All my patreon stuff is only 1$ for it all.

    • @Kek2cati
      @Kek2cati 8 років тому

      +YaroShien like a membership? Cause if so, where can I pay

    • @YaroShien
      @YaroShien  8 років тому +3

      On my Patreon, its only 1 dollar a month.

  • @AzrialSkye
    @AzrialSkye 8 років тому +32

    4:46. I fell out of my bed, smacked my head on the exposed steel bed frame, and still kept laughing.

  • @GoliathPyroson
    @GoliathPyroson 6 років тому +4

    "Fucj me so hard i forget how to walk tomorrow" holy shit thank gods for headphones

  • @darkwolf988ify
    @darkwolf988ify 8 років тому +71

    All these girls be damn thirsty!

    • @haminatorainz7227
      @haminatorainz7227 6 років тому

      Gluttonous Illusion they sure are

    • @janehrahan5116
      @janehrahan5116 6 років тому +3

      there is a severe water shortage in this world.

    • @dominatorprime4705
      @dominatorprime4705 6 років тому

      Jane Hrahan really what kind?

    • @dominatorprime4705
      @dominatorprime4705 6 років тому

      Gluttonous Illusion they want a piece of it

    • @Anonymous-tp5qg
      @Anonymous-tp5qg 6 років тому +1

      Prolly 'cause most of them are Greek Goddesses and there's no shortage of debauchery in the Greek Pantheon. A God could be like, "I am the God of rocks." Just rocks? "Just rocks... And I have wild sex parties every night."

  • @ProdigyRiN
    @ProdigyRiN 8 років тому +158

    that face at 3:17

  • @magical_onion9854
    @magical_onion9854 3 роки тому +4

    I-it's almost as good as sao abridged

  • @eddthehead123
    @eddthehead123 8 років тому +67

    It's a turn of phrase, has nothing to do with race.

    • @Makaphin
      @Makaphin 8 років тому +6

      +as ew SAO Abridged!!

    • @bjarnetenbolscher8849
      @bjarnetenbolscher8849 8 років тому +14

      "I'm sorry it's just you look like a angry black man"
      "now you see that was racist"

    • @thecarrieshot6411
      @thecarrieshot6411 8 років тому

      Dang it autocorrect

    • @HaMpulp
      @HaMpulp 8 років тому +2

      +as ew I'm sorry. it's just... you look like a realy angry black man

    • @Peterrific4
      @Peterrific4 8 років тому +4

      +HaMpulp "Now that... That was racist"

  • @Shenlong429
    @Shenlong429 8 років тому +25

    "She said again boys, RUN!!!!" Gets me everytime

  • @wagesofsinn3881
    @wagesofsinn3881 8 років тому +95

    I don't know if it's interesting or sad that I can actually read his character sheet and yet still can't figure out why Dexterity and Agility are two completely different stats. Also she lied, because his vitality did NOT go up and how did he level up if he's still level 1? Do adventurers start are level 0 in this world? What the hell is a level 0 fighter... what is this Kungfu Panda?

    • @if3660
      @if3660 7 років тому +14

      Dexterity is how much you can bend your body while agility is how fast you can bend you body. Also a level 0 fighter is a 8 year old call of duty player, with a mic. Or someone who looks like me.

    • @veng3r663
      @veng3r663 7 років тому +23

      Ahh no. Dexterity IS how precisely and fast you can control your hand movements. Agility is your level of overall balance and also deals with your Movement Speed. Gotta break-off them old D&D blinders boys...

    • @if3660
      @if3660 7 років тому +19

      So masturbating increases dexterity?

    • @kirbuu
      @kirbuu 7 років тому +7

      This world stat increases are independent of character level. Come to think of it we still haven't been told what the purpose of character levels are in either the anime or manga?

    • @fraserclayton7468
      @fraserclayton7468 7 років тому +1

      And your one handed weapon skill if you have that in D&D like you do in mmorpg's

  • @JoseHernandez-mu1we
    @JoseHernandez-mu1we 8 років тому +39

    Can you make the next episodes more understandable? I couldnt understand various jokes in this one. I mean I literally couldnt understand because the voices in 1:23 and in 2:32 and in 4:32 and in 5:42 and in 5:57 and in 8:50 were way to altered or too low. But I must say this is awesome keep goin!!

    • @YaroShien
      @YaroShien  8 років тому

      +José Hernández How about. No. Think of it from this perspective. I can hear all of it clearly. If you can or not is your own fault. Not mine. Just go over it a few times to get it. It not that hard to under stand. And the first part is supposed to be in reverse. Its been four months, and nobody has yet to try and play it backwards!

    • @JoseHernandez-mu1we
      @JoseHernandez-mu1we 8 років тому +3

      at least put some subtitles, english is not my lenguage, so is kind of hard to understand.

    • @YaroShien
      @YaroShien  8 років тому

      What is your spoken language?

    • @JoseHernandez-mu1we
      @JoseHernandez-mu1we 8 років тому +3

      Is spanish, now Im not asking you to learn a new lenguage, English subtitles are perfect I can read English very well. What i was trying to say is that I couldn´t enjoy the video 100% due to my lack of domain in the english lenguage, but I didn´t mean to say it was bad, it was awesome and very funny you make a good abridge of the first 3 episodes, and quite honestly I didnt think you would responde to my comment, even less read it, you surprised me.
      Now if some day in June, december or the next year you wake up and say "im gonna put some english subtitles in one of my videos", thats fine by me, your video isn´t the first one that I have this problem and is not gonna be the last, I just felt that I could write about it in the comments this time, so with that said, I hope to see more of your videos soon, as much as I hope to heard the news of DanMashi 2nd season. Thanks 4 your time.

    • @Ent229
      @Ent229 8 років тому +11

      +YaroShien Remember you already know what it says so it is easier for you to hear it than it is for your average native English speaker. Despite English being my first language there were a couple points that I can't make out(even after listening to that part 10 times in a row). However that is my problem not yours. Some of your listeners might appreciate the assistance if you deem it worth your effort.
      Regardless, thank you for the awesome video!

  • @HappyPotat
    @HappyPotat 8 років тому +165

    This anime is kinda like SAO...only slightly more generic yet slightly better.

    • @android19willpwn
      @android19willpwn 8 років тому +19

      I'd say it's more than slightly better, though if we're just talking arc 1 then yeah, that's probably accurate. Better enough to bump it from "bad" to "meh".

    • @NekoStix
      @NekoStix 7 років тому +3

      magna fistcloud 101 hint, hint, kirito has a new rival

    • @nerdherd1819
      @nerdherd1819 7 років тому +7

      I think SAO's abridged is better. Just my thoughts though, and it's mainly based on the audio and the lip sync so far.

    • @michaelhuff7712
      @michaelhuff7712 6 років тому +2

      Well, in the original Japanese version of both shows, the voice actor who voices Kirito and Bell are the same person.

    • @curseofgladstone4981
      @curseofgladstone4981 6 років тому +4

      @@michaelhuff7712
      The minotaur fight is the best.
      I think it's because the minotaur is a monster most characters could kill with their eyes closed but its used to show just how far he has progressed since the beginning while still showing how far he has left to go

  • @MrDokkanCovers
    @MrDokkanCovers 3 роки тому +6

    3:48 pretty acurate

  • @deadaimdino6669
    @deadaimdino6669 8 років тому +30

    this might actually be better than the original

  • @gabedurno6780
    @gabedurno6780 8 років тому +135

    Hestia is also the goddess of the Hearth witch also means Fire soooooooooo................... Roasted Bell for lunch any one?

    • @Shadow_of_Christ
      @Shadow_of_Christ 8 років тому +2

      no thats what the fire sits/burns on she literally is the goddess of architecture and buildings. Now Hades on the other hand could probably burn him... probably...

    • @Dim2134
      @Dim2134 8 років тому

      No Hephaestus. He's the god of fire and the forge. Hades is kind of like the lord of death so no fire there, just endless darkness and skeletons and necromantic bullshit.

    • @gabedurno6780
      @gabedurno6780 8 років тому

      Dim Light Hades is the god of the underworld, Thanatos is the god of Death

    • @Shadow_of_Christ
      @Shadow_of_Christ 8 років тому

      +Gabe Durno yeah but there's fire in the underworld so I used the word probably lol

    • @gabedurno6780
      @gabedurno6780 8 років тому

      Kage Hasegawa 影長谷川 Hell fire I guess? Idk.

  • @vampcinder7237
    @vampcinder7237 6 років тому +10

    Wow, this is great! I love how shameless this is about the sex jokes, but they're still funny without seeming crude and bland. It plays on the "Everyone kinda wants to fuck Bell, at least a little." thing by actually saying it. That's not even an insult to the original, I kinda enjoy it. I know this is three years old, but I just found it.

  • @melontrend6722
    @melontrend6722 8 років тому +15

    05:32 All I heard was;
    " What's up sluts, guess who just got out of prison!? "

  • @chunkylad5084
    @chunkylad5084 8 років тому +49

    all the girls are so thirsty! I love it XD

    • @BananaChicken21
      @BananaChicken21 8 років тому +8

      I know, right ? He manages to get more girls in a couple of days than I ever could in all of my 17 years of life.
      Awww, I made myself sad now.

    • @chunkylad5084
      @chunkylad5084 8 років тому +1

      Bruh. Im 19 and my last girlfriend was when I was 16

    • @BananaChicken21
      @BananaChicken21 8 років тому +1

      +fakeassbatman Cool story, I've been single for the last seven years. I don't really wanna talk about it, though.

    • @mizuchithedragon2757
      @mizuchithedragon2757 6 років тому

      I am 21 and I haven't seen my girlfriend (who I have been dating for 9 years) for nearly a year....that counts right....

    • @ddshocktrooper5604
      @ddshocktrooper5604 6 років тому +2

      Seriously though this show is legitimately about a sweet young boy being sexually harassed around the clock by older women. Don't let their loli forms fool you for a second.

  • @hunterthejokethegamerandst5567
    @hunterthejokethegamerandst5567 8 років тому +41

    She said it again boys RUN! LOL to the max!

    • @crestianroxas4782
      @crestianroxas4782 6 років тому +1

      TOP 10 YOU SAY RUN MOMENTS IN ANIME
      *(GREAT F$**#KING** TITLE)*

  • @tadhgwilson9268
    @tadhgwilson9268 8 років тому +31

    this was an under-rated anime

    • @umersalahudin1865
      @umersalahudin1865 6 років тому

      Let me get this straight this is one of the most hit series

    • @godspeed2272
      @godspeed2272 4 роки тому

      @@umersalahudin1865 it wasn't 4 years ago

  • @momartinez4012
    @momartinez4012 6 років тому +15

    1:00 omg wooooow THATS was the funniest thing I’ve ever heard in my life 😂😂😂😂

  • @HolyMapleSyrupManJack
    @HolyMapleSyrupManJack 8 років тому +182

    50% of the comments are people that looked up what Hestia is the goddess of

    • @netherwalker1762
      @netherwalker1762 8 років тому +9

      I know right?

    • @Diagonalstuff
      @Diagonalstuff 6 років тому

      Holy Maple Syrup Man/Jack goddess of architecture

    • @flamingrubys11
      @flamingrubys11 6 років тому +1

      goddess of virginity... goo lord

    • @flamingrubys11
      @flamingrubys11 6 років тому

      good lord*

    • @lore8984
      @lore8984 6 років тому +11

      She's the goddess of the hearth and a virgin goddess, irony, dam irony
      (get it?-)

  • @seanpiehel9330
    @seanpiehel9330 9 років тому +31

    Did I just watch softcore porn on youtube?

    • @Marshall_Thompson
      @Marshall_Thompson 9 років тому +5

      Nah just Anime.

    • @seanpiehel9330
      @seanpiehel9330 9 років тому

      Marshall Thompson i've seen this anime before, it is just that this made it a soft core porn and i laughed my ass off to this.

    • @nvfury13
      @nvfury13 8 років тому

      Until the other day I didn't even know this was made into an anime, I'd just read and loved the manga.

    • @Wolf8499
      @Wolf8499 8 років тому

      +sean piehel you obviously don't know what fan-service is...

    • @seanpiehel9330
      @seanpiehel9330 8 років тому

      Of course I know what it is. I was just saying this for laughs... and now you know what I watch at night... shhhhhhh tell no one.

  • @wanderlust1282
    @wanderlust1282 5 років тому +17

    “I swear to Hestia.”
    👌🏼

  • @leocruz1688
    @leocruz1688 8 років тому +200

    do you know theirs another channel uploading your vids and asking for patreon support

  • @shekuwow
    @shekuwow 9 років тому +6

    "Gimme dat butt."
    "Nuu."
    "Gimme dat butt!"
    "Nuuu!"
    "GIMME DAT BUTT!"
    "NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!"
    Oh gawd lemme at least get a breather before you hit me with another fit of laughs XDDD, I barely got through the ending song and wham! Gimme dat butt BELL!

  • @xupr3me
    @xupr3me 4 роки тому +4

    "if i find someone w this kind of cash ill murder them and bury them in the dungeoun" THAT HAD ME DEADDDDDD

  • @VtheWizard
    @VtheWizard 8 років тому +278

    5:00 ... goddess of architecture? Hestia is the goddess of hearth and family life. Where the hell did you get the idea that Hestia is the goddess of architecture?

    • @bodo-7619
      @bodo-7619 8 років тому +50

      You actually know shit like that..... I'm impressed good job

    • @VtheWizard
      @VtheWizard 8 років тому +64

      history is just so fun... and having read the Percy Jackson books helped a bit

    • @sinbadsolomon8508
      @sinbadsolomon8508 8 років тому +98

      She is goddess of architecture though. While the Percy Jackson books maintain a pretty good connection to the original lore, it isn't going to be perfect 100% of the time. But yeah, Hestia is also goddess of architecture which I think might explain why both here and in the original series she gets along with Hephaestus... That and the fact she's one of the few gods that doesn't make you wanna choke a bitch. xD

    • @dominicha5092
      @dominicha5092 8 років тому +47

      I'm sorry but... Fuck Percy Jackson! The books are fine, it's the fact people think they know all Greek mythos when they read the books 😤

    • @dominicha5092
      @dominicha5092 8 років тому +2

      I'm sorry but... Fuck Percy Jackson! The books are fine, it's the fact people think they know all Greek mythos when they read the books 😤

  • @ehmuhlee4629
    @ehmuhlee4629 9 років тому +20

    "Attention Adventurers, whoever keeps painting 420 YOLO blaze it SWAG on the walls, can you please STOP!"
    And in that moment I died, I love this.

  • @reactiontoanime7117
    @reactiontoanime7117 7 років тому +16

    this anime getting famous I come back after 1 year and now it's almost to 1 million views I'm so happy I been here untill this reach 40k views

  • @louis-philippeharnois-arel1981
    @louis-philippeharnois-arel1981 8 років тому +13

    The pacing is a little fast, but there's a lot of potential for sure

  • @stonevonawesomegaming4823
    @stonevonawesomegaming4823 8 років тому +10

    I just love how this is just the blunt version of what's going on with about every single girl Bell meets

  • @AppahTheChin
    @AppahTheChin 2 роки тому +3

    Um… is it just me or did something get cut out of this? Because I know that I saw a seen where we saw the Loki familia

  • @thuzan117
    @thuzan117 9 років тому +6

    the only problem so far is that the characters can sometimes be difficult to understand, if I can't make out what they are saying that's a pretty big issue, other than that it's great and I hope you continue.

  • @broly829
    @broly829 8 років тому +17

    Damnnnnn Harambe got himself an upgrade (i've watched the whole series so im not a complete fakin' idiot with this x3)

  • @superstarultra28
    @superstarultra28 3 роки тому +7

    Can't believe this series has been going on for 5 years. Time sure flies when you watch abridged shows.

  • @evandentes4716
    @evandentes4716 8 років тому +10

    2:14 Still waiting patiently to hear these words

    • @BananaChicken21
      @BananaChicken21 8 років тому +1

      Welcome aboard, bud.

    • @someguy7703
      @someguy7703 6 років тому

      In our perverted dreams, buddy

    • @sause819
      @sause819 6 років тому

      some guy named Merick let us dream

    • @someguy7703
      @someguy7703 6 років тому

      Sause that's why I mentioned dreams

  • @tekablade6755
    @tekablade6755 9 років тому +9

    Going to be looking forward to this. I enjoyed that Bell is getting some and hates it. Finally, a harem protagonist that sees the downside of getting ladies.

    • @tekablade6755
      @tekablade6755 9 років тому

      YaroShien I forgot to say that I did enjoy that you used some of the FSN background music.

    • @YaroShien
      @YaroShien  9 років тому

      That's a joke actually.

  • @hypnotic8549
    @hypnotic8549 8 років тому +35

    Ahaha I died when I heard fallout boy

  • @JacobsLife365
    @JacobsLife365 8 років тому +13

    I lose it every time at "If you going to hate anyone it might was well my freya".

  • @iransalas1936
    @iransalas1936 8 років тому +5

    03:41 Oh Damn!!

  • @FirstName-wy4db
    @FirstName-wy4db 4 роки тому +9

    6:17 damn goblin slayer

  • @crimson_6763
    @crimson_6763 8 років тому +20

    Better than the original

  • @dragonite9142
    @dragonite9142 7 років тому +11

    Omg if you already watched this anime this is perfect 👌 10/10

  • @MasterJunior93
    @MasterJunior93 7 років тому +4

    "Fuck me so hard that i forget how to walk tomorrow, do i make my self clear?!"
    Jaysus, how do you respond to that? O_O

  • @franciscobautista9379
    @franciscobautista9379 8 років тому +16

    6:35
    I can't help but feel there was a bit of a vibe from SaoAbridged there.

    • @nsa1995yahoo
      @nsa1995yahoo 8 років тому +2

      Got cotton in your ears?

    • @franciscobautista9379
      @franciscobautista9379 8 років тому +2

      +Noah Abbinante Oh my God I didn't mean it like that!

    • @jamesmurphy4829
      @jamesmurphy4829 8 років тому +2

      +Daniel Bautista (Draconic29) Im sorry its just you look like a very angry black man.

    • @franciscobautista9379
      @franciscobautista9379 8 років тому +3

      .......Okay, now you see that? That was racist.

    • @xenadiel7679
      @xenadiel7679 8 років тому +1

      "JESUS CHRIST, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING"
      "well clearly im stabbing myself with a sword to see if it kills me, oh god what am i doing
      "this thing is to dangorous to screw around with, here t-fizzle you take it"
      "arh handing a black man a murder weapon, terrile as old as time"

  • @android19willpwn
    @android19willpwn 8 років тому +7

    "you know you're not really that different you're just a whole lot less subtle about it"
    harem anime always make for good abridging

  • @nevaehlheaven
    @nevaehlheaven 8 років тому +11

    OH DAMN! OH DAMN!

  • @theletter5664
    @theletter5664 4 роки тому +3

    Dude imagine being able to raise ur hp bar everytime you bang

  • @jhonmaverick9963
    @jhonmaverick9963 7 років тому +9

    I want that "Oh Damn!" as my ringtone.

  • @silver4740
    @silver4740 5 років тому +9

    3:17 that expression tho

  • @inuian
    @inuian 8 років тому +5

    "who ever keeps painting 420 blaze it, yolo swag on the walls STOP!" that shit had me dying XD

  • @striker1539
    @striker1539 3 роки тому +2

    It's kinda truly sad that I can barely understand what's going on there cuz there are no subtitles. It's too hard for me to understand everything aurally and I can only recognize key words and phrases.

  • @OnEiNsAnEmOtHeRfUcKa
    @OnEiNsAnEmOtHeRfUcKa 7 років тому +5

    I chuckled a bit to myself during the intro 'cause I read TAS as Tool Assisted Speedrun instead of The Abridged Series.
    _(Y'know, 'cause it's an RPG 'n' shit.)_

  • @Fran_5
    @Fran_5 8 років тому +4

    3:10 I mean, as a man what else could he have done?

  • @eden3537
    @eden3537 8 років тому +39

    4:56 What does he say? I can't hear it xD

    • @acecerclif7871
      @acecerclif7871 8 років тому +29

      I think he was teasing her by saying she "came" first

    • @onepokeman3077
      @onepokeman3077 8 років тому +7

      I thought he said she gave birth o.O

    • @acecerclif7871
      @acecerclif7871 8 років тому +2

      +Sans The Skeleton haha how In the world. your the funniest skelly I've ever met!

    • @MelleniumEarl
      @MelleniumEarl 7 років тому +6

      Tadpole this is beyond late but he said ha...you came first....

  • @kyleparker7904
    @kyleparker7904 3 роки тому +3

    Bell is lucky he was so weak. The Minotaur saw the wall as a greater threat than him (0:40)

  • @ZereWasTaken
    @ZereWasTaken 7 років тому +5

    Having just recently watched this anime, I gotta admit this is hilarious.

  • @otakop67
    @otakop67 8 років тому +4

    "Oh, Dayum! Oh, DAYUM! Git em!"

  • @Draiocht012
    @Draiocht012 5 років тому +4

    "You're the goddess of architecture, what are you gonna smite me with? A house?"

  • @rexwhite4120
    @rexwhite4120 8 років тому +6

    do des girls need some water cuz DAMN these girls THIRSTY

  • @professorhaystacks6606
    @professorhaystacks6606 4 роки тому +2

    3:00 "My brother Zeus". ...Well that's gonna be awkward in like 40 episodes. Though come to think of it, is that close enough to be incestuous?

    • @professorhaystacks6606
      @professorhaystacks6606 3 роки тому

      @Leo Yeah posted that before watching the rest.
      It's still ambiguous in the source material (unless you count the cell phone game).

  • @MischieviousJirachi
    @MischieviousJirachi 7 років тому +8

    3:41 had me rolling

  • @ghostcraft9343
    @ghostcraft9343 4 роки тому +4

    Anyone else doing a rewatch because of the op for season 2