I remember an article of a guy who stole a car he drove back risked being arrested and scolded the mother for leaving her 4 year old in the hot car. Absolute legend.
Wow this is so cool I want I want to be item Sunday oh my that's so embarrassing how him do that I need to do that one day I need to do a UA-cam channel and it's a tart one day
When I was little someone tested me about going in a car when someone says there candy inside and he said there candy come on in and I went in and failed the test
“ No I don’t like basement’s because whenever I get locked up in the basement with no food my uncle comes down their an take pictures of my underpants “💀💀💀💀💀😂😂😂🤣🤣 bro doesn’t even realize what he’s going through
i love how even the kidnapper starts to feel bad at the end lol
Character development
@@DylanZitkus 180 character ark in the span of 44 seconds, impressive!
Dylan inspired me to start posting. I just can't get views though 😢
@@DylanZitkus love it😂😀
Will all kidnappers should feel bad
"kidnapper tries to kidnap a kid , regrets immediately"
-dharman
😂😂😂
Dhar man is a cool man
@Anderson gaming1 🤓
Underrated comment💀💀💀💀
Sheesh Dharmann
I feel this guy. This character development is top-tier and this is the best conversation I've ever seen
true
Bro had alot of character development in a whole minute 💀
"HEY KID COME GET CANDY I GOT FOR YA!"
"The End" *ok let's just go!*
🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢😋😋😚😚😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😛😋😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
Lol
@@KTXleader rtycghjdgy
822nd like
these videos just keep getting funnier lol
Yeah
Appreciate it
ikr
Dylan inspired me to start posting. I just can't get views though 😢
Dylan inspired me to start posting. I just can't get views though 😢
When he turns 10 years old I’m about to end this mans whole career lol.
lol
Dylan inspired me to start posting. I just can't get views though 😢
@Revxte who cares
@@luminalVortex Who cares
@@fresh1949 yes i agree with you
Me when I go into store
Some dude: come get some candy
Me: HELL YEAH
Should i call 911 are you ok
@@UnluckybobEH na, I'm fine
Same
Me to
@@UnluckybobEH they were just joking - obviously it’s not true-
Him:he kid come with me i got some candy
Me: what candy are we talking about
I’m gonna actually do that when someone tryina kidnap me🤣
Has anyone tried to kidnap you yet?
His mommy: "Child abuse"
Kidnapper:understand how he feels
Let's see how many subscribers I could get in this comment. current 171
@@Freeezer111 none
@@Freeezer111 1 maybe from me well if you have good content
Yes
This kid is wise beyond his years
He's seen stuff...
100th like
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420th like
Singularity Ari 4 drug
"When the bad guy becomes the good guy in a nutshell"
Edit: MOM IM FAMOUS!
Lmao
i mean it could happen.
Can it?
Basically the blue alien with a big brain
Holy shit can you be any more right…like you are SO right like I don’t know how more right you could be ngl
@@airstik4562 is that hate or the Sherlock thingie?
"shes gonna kill my dog"
this man is messed up in the head for this
Gxfbshfv
Yes
"mhm investor"
Yeah he invested 0.00000000001 in usd
Thing learned in this video: Dylan has an interesting family
Haha- this is basic trauma 101
Dylan inspired me to start posting. I just can't get views though 😢
Let's see how many subscribers I could get in this comment. current 171
FBI is listening
You know its a good video when it starts with Dylan as a 9 year old.
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NO IT'S NOT 😭😭😭😡😡😡
I remember an article of a guy who stole a car he drove back risked being arrested and scolded the mother for leaving her 4 year old in the hot car.
Absolute legend.
What a chad
Sigma male
Most Criminals have standards. They may be willing to break the law, but they know throwing a kid into the mix ain’t worth it at the end of the day.
*Giga Chad robber*
@@fallenkonrade5333 *Professionals Have Standards*
This is probably the only Dylan Zitkus video that actually has a good ending to it lmao
damm thats a redemption arc right there.
Stranger: I’m your moms friend, she told me to pick you up
Me: my mom doesn’t have friends
Damn
Emotional Damage
Big brain that's some good thinking
Best character development I’ve seen in a while, his redemption ark happened in a instant
"Hey kid come over here i will give you some candy"
The most sussy line i have ever seen in my life
:00 *cAnDy??*
Hey hey😐, dont get yhe wrong thought, my guy.
Edit: i think u already did
Please let me be and wonder if you're pretty videos I love you just kidding I do wanna be 1 in 1
Hi Mrbeastbeast
Tug
"And I got a ps5" me: wait what ps5 was made when you were 9
Its a joke
@@ThatDudeAdam the joke
You: 🧑
@@hitznalare 🤓😗
I love the nice plot twist Dylan can always put on a scenario
Thanks dude, really freaking needed this today, it made me smile
"dont say anything to them about me" that part got me😂🤣
The best villain to hero story 🥰
This is how every kidnapper should do if they find themselves in this situation
You know it's bad when the kidnapper feels bad for you
The way he says "mOmMy" just cracks me up every time
I was waiting for him to say: “But mom said if I report her to the police she will erase me from existence.”
Wow this is so cool I want I want to be item Sunday oh my that's so embarrassing how him do that I need to do that one day I need to do a UA-cam channel and it's a tart one day
I like that he understands that people are evil for a reason. They aren't just evil.
The ending I would've loved:
"Ok kid let's go get your dog and run get in the van"
'Good Ending unlocked '
😸
Its the good ending for the kidnapper
Huh
If he's in the van thas bad
@@mahismelodies3685 well I mean not if the dude is saving him 💀
@@blurringsun
But he's trying to kidnap him if he took him with him why would he help ☠️
“But uh don’t say anything about me giving you candy” 😭 💀
His mom actually saved him
"A kidnapper tried to kidnap child, What happens next will surprise you"
The way he smiles when he says my uncle takes pictures of me in my underpants 💀💀💀
Kidnapper just turned into a hero🤣💖
Lol this is so good 😂
This is the best guy on the internet
"Professionals have standards."
When your kidnaper turns out to be your saviour
The way he said "OOOoohhh" got me XD
“My mOOoommy-“
The ps5 was out when you were 9? What ibis we were you living in and how do I get there
@Bluey it's a joke dude
@Bluey do i have permission to r/wooosh you?
@@Real_ess Cringe + overused + unfunny + reddit user spotted + you're not in reddit
@@redscoutgamer3725 that is 100% right
This is honestly the best redemption arc, even better than Zuko from the Avatar
A physco turned into a hero
My school when we go on a field trip we go in A van I feel like I’m getting kidnapped every time
I feel exactly the same XD
@@mayamihailova7134 lol
Love the new ending!
“Hey kid, come here, I’ll give you some candy.” *with sarcasm*
Me: realizing that if he does this he will steal all my cheese..
Bjwjx if did you are not sync Bluiett
@@cesarescobedo3194 ?
The amount of character development tho
"You either die a villain, or live long enough to see yourself become the hero." - Sun Tzu, The Dialogues
When I was little someone tested me about going in a car when someone says there candy inside and he said there candy come on in and I went in and failed the test
Mission Failed
Respect -
wasnt subscribed and still was early :O thirty second
who asked ?
@@memr1626 fr
@Revxte Then stop begging and just keep uploading and maybe u will get views
"You end up as a hero but you were a villain:""
-Some person
If he calls police
Or child support
Edit: edit
Plot twist: the kidnapper is the uncle 💀
seems like a pretty good mom tbh
Dylan's dad is never going to get arrested. He's at heaven looking for the perfect milk
When your nine you know equivalent fractions stop under estimating kids 😢
TEAM DONT UNDER ESTIMATE KIDS!!!
@@immanuelandadonaiscuriousw727 Cringe
Bro went from the villain to the antihero
The kid: “works every time”
i see this 5 times a day almost and i love it
The one kid who has a friend asking if he can come over and ask his mom but telling her no
One of the funniest videos ive ever seen just subscribed
Plot twist: the police station is his basement
the kid always has the worst expierences, i litterally love these videos
Bro says the most random and crazy shit in his videos, I love it
mans the lord im here to save you kid
I like at the end he helped the kid :)
Dang that kidnappeder got nice 👍
Plot twist: he kidnaps the kid when they're on the way to the police station
Plot twist: the kids lying to get out of being kidnapped
Dang when the kidnapper wants to help you
I love it when he says “MAMY”
Kidnapper’s a cool dude I guess. Probably really did have the series X and Ps5.
You better dont make my son tired 🥵
Okay that kid is suffering a lot but still wishes to go home because he wants the dog alive
When i saw 9 year old me i was like : howed he guess my age 🤔
He even started to feel bad for em 😂😂
“ No I don’t like basement’s because whenever I get locked up in the basement with no food my uncle comes down their an take pictures of my underpants “💀💀💀💀💀😂😂😂🤣🤣 bro doesn’t even realize what he’s going through
ps5 reminds me of its me or the ps5-
These videos just keep getting very funny and funnier
Nice to see he was nice in the end!
my boi went from criminal to a life savior
I love your videos so funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
Congrats for Getting a Silver Play Button
My mommy just take the show man you are good at this
Before he said Xbox I would’ve turned into the flash and be there in a milsecond
Like your style, you should make some mercy of your own
Kidnapper: "Maybe I don't wanna be the bad guy anymore"
Such a nice guy. Totally not a *kidnapper*
Alternative title: "Use this excuse if your getting kidnapped"
Who can agree that his content puts a smile on people faces?
That one person who says every excuse in the world
You are so funny I love your videos
Damn the kidnapper changing sides he a very good man
In evil there is kindness, it is mostly force tho 💀
POV: when he says let’s go to the police station he’s kid napping him???
That’s one way of not getting kiddnaped