OUR CRAZIEST STORY! (The Edible Story)

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  • Опубліковано 2 лют 2019
  • This is the first time we've ever told this story!
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  • @maccheese2509
    @maccheese2509 4 роки тому +2290

    "I had a dream you tried to kill me"
    No one:
    Brandon: *Smiles*

  • @roxanne4746
    @roxanne4746 4 роки тому +3481

    I feel like I'm their child and they're telling me a horror story so that I don't do drugs. 😂

  • @heysuga9919
    @heysuga9919 3 роки тому +1270

    Gloria: “we’ll call him Joe”
    Brandon:”we’ll call him Andrew......because his name is Andrew”

  • @ghost831520
    @ghost831520 3 роки тому +181

    I think this is the calmest I’ve seen Brandon so far. Who knew he had chill mode? Lol

    • @LiciaYoung
      @LiciaYoung 3 роки тому +10

      watch his live videos, he's pretty normal... kinda... ish. look, it's complicated..

  • @Sunflower-cb7rz
    @Sunflower-cb7rz 5 років тому +873

    "Where were we?"
    "You were cheaten on me with blue"
    "That's tru."
    😂😂😂😂

  • @imslothed
    @imslothed 4 роки тому +2769

    “So this is the story of our first time” my eyes opened so big

  • @Mansae.a
    @Mansae.a 3 роки тому +188

    Them: 😵🤮
    The theatre: 👁️👄👁️

  • @JasonBeatty83
    @JasonBeatty83 3 роки тому +372

    Brandon: "I don't know... Metricly... what that is."
    Gloria: "Tell me in kilometers ok I'm Mexican"
    Me: *Laughing so hard I can't breath*

  • @depressingwiimusic9032
    @depressingwiimusic9032 4 роки тому +1345

    legend has it that brandon never came off his high and is still, to this day, rocking back and forth in the hospital

  • @melissarobertson8744
    @melissarobertson8744 5 років тому +1700

    NEED....MORE..... BRANDON & GLORIA ......... STORYTIMES!!! This is amaze balls!!

    • @Lxttle_Gxrl
      @Lxttle_Gxrl 5 років тому +9

      Melissa Robertson Amaze male genitalia

    • @marialuyan
      @marialuyan 5 років тому +2

      Agreed I laughed so much of course i do with all his videos

    • @virginaallen7839
      @virginaallen7839 4 роки тому +3

      They are both so cute and hilarious! I laughed so hard, feel for you two ! 💞

  • @bruce2758
    @bruce2758 3 роки тому +486

    Friend Trippin balls: Colors everywhere
    Brandon: I'm blue, da ba dee da ba daa

  • @leeannevalenzuela2886
    @leeannevalenzuela2886 3 роки тому +478

    You should have challenged the bill, because they can't charge you $4,000 for you to just sit there

    • @a.goodwin4852
      @a.goodwin4852 3 роки тому +32

      It was probably for the ambulance ride

    • @c.3825
      @c.3825 3 роки тому +44

      It was for the ice chips
      /s

    • @nicolebabyfacetattoos3253
      @nicolebabyfacetattoos3253 3 роки тому +28

      It’s for the ambulance ride, the iv fluids, the room itself, the care that was given in just checking up on her, and the monitors that were used.
      Oop, never mind, finished it now....I don’t think he should have even been charged....you’re right IMO

    • @elenasong6111
      @elenasong6111 3 роки тому +8

      I was about to say this. He definitely shouldn't have been charged that much at all

    • @gacha_stitch4919
      @gacha_stitch4919 3 роки тому +1

      It was probably for the ambulance

  • @alycemadrigal
    @alycemadrigal 5 років тому +2362

    Y'all just made me spit out my water on my baby 💀

  • @jewlz8109
    @jewlz8109 5 років тому +2160

    “I had a dream where we clapped our mugs Together and they shattered on the carpet”
    “I had a dream you tried to kill me”
    IM DEAD 💀 😂🤣

  • @paytonrayne
    @paytonrayne 4 місяці тому +18

    oddly, this my comfort video 😂 it has legitimately calmed me down from a panic attack

  • @lordurham1076
    @lordurham1076 4 роки тому +25

    I just watched this to help cope with the first stage of early labor. Thank you for helping me laugh through the pain

    • @kitchen_elf_Nita
      @kitchen_elf_Nita 4 роки тому +2

      Congratulations on your pregnancy. Hope you and baby a happy healthy life.

  • @siennabeck3898
    @siennabeck3898 4 роки тому +1290

    When Brandon revealed the candy in his waistband, I lost it

  • @Madi_is_swagi
    @Madi_is_swagi 4 роки тому +297

    “You were cheating on me with blue!” Lol 😂

    • @atp149
      @atp149 3 роки тому +2

      I think he is still on them edibles

    • @scr.ote08412
      @scr.ote08412 3 роки тому +2

      @@atp149 ur sus

  • @DerpyGrump
    @DerpyGrump 3 роки тому +73

    “We got two 1000mg cookies.”
    Me- a casual smoker “i can see where this is going..”

  • @P3VCHY
    @P3VCHY 3 роки тому +402

    Omg. I never thought Brandon would try drugs. He's to wholesome.
    Edit: thanks for all the like lovelies!! 🥰 and two, for all you saying "but it's not s drug" I didn't realize that at the time but after the having a whole section on drugs this year in my health class I know know more than just did 4 MONTHS AGO. So please stop correcting me after this edit has been posted. Thank you
    P. S. I can spell to how ever I want.

  • @BaloonieFloat
    @BaloonieFloat 4 роки тому +355

    I usually wouldn’t commit to a 40min video but damn this just kept getting funnier

  • @yukomuzutchi1005
    @yukomuzutchi1005 5 років тому +180

    "tell me in kilometers I'm Mexican"
    I'm f* dying lol 😆😆😆😂😂😂😂

  • @wolfman0633
    @wolfman0633 3 роки тому +51

    I died when he said “I started faking”

  • @anista_7478
    @anista_7478 3 роки тому +27

    Brandon:I was just headbutting Gloria *then proceeds to bounce and slams head into the table*
    Me:*wheezing*

  • @wolfymother
    @wolfymother 5 років тому +242

    I'm not sure why I have never watched this before dang y'all are so freaking funny. Missing the podcast.

  • @jocylozano
    @jocylozano 5 років тому +1883

    Make a video on how y’all met and how y’all ended up in a relationship.

    • @kadejacobs5111
      @kadejacobs5111 5 років тому +14

      Jocelyn Lozano go watch his, “draw my life 2018”

    • @leshadavis3905
      @leshadavis3905 5 років тому +2

      Jocelyn Lozano I agree!!!

    • @jennystatum6172
      @jennystatum6172 5 років тому +15

      They already did. It's about 1 hour and 20 minutes.

    • @imonlysaying9985
      @imonlysaying9985 5 років тому +8

      Its on the podcast channel... the dooderverse

    • @SuckitToddProductions
      @SuckitToddProductions 5 років тому +2

      It's been done, it's on facebook at The Dooderverse. go see it, it's wonderful!

  • @emmasanicky7499
    @emmasanicky7499 3 роки тому +33

    gloria: we’ll call him joe
    brandon: no well call him andrew, cause his name is andrew.
    i’m weak

  • @atlas3231
    @atlas3231 3 роки тому +64

    I feel bad for the other people in the theater room with them

  • @kirstentippit5286
    @kirstentippit5286 4 роки тому +279

    You guys just defined " violently high"

  • @olinlowery7081
    @olinlowery7081 4 роки тому +2372

    As a stoner, this is hilarious.

  • @alyssa4004
    @alyssa4004 3 роки тому +13

    We love the first uncomfortable high, and hearing y’all tell this without knowing the slang was the best part of my day

  • @mishadoss1704
    @mishadoss1704 3 роки тому +27

    As a recovering addict, its interesting to see how "normal people" respond to these things 😂

  • @beautybarheavy
    @beautybarheavy 5 років тому +822

    brandon averting his eyes when she says “that cookie was the only thing i put in my mouth besides popcorn” 💀💀💀

  • @Dantestopmenow
    @Dantestopmenow 4 роки тому +445

    You guys are relationship goals 💕

    • @zzdesolatezz
      @zzdesolatezz 3 роки тому +2

      Best friends

    • @samlundquist3839
      @samlundquist3839 3 роки тому +4

      @@zzdesolatezz they are in a relationship

    • @zzdesolatezz
      @zzdesolatezz 3 роки тому +2

      @@samlundquist3839 yeah I know, I'm saying they are also best friends. That what "relationship goals" is.

    • @lannah8027
      @lannah8027 Рік тому

      this was awhile ago but I love how now they are married with a kid..

  • @ellaklingenspor
    @ellaklingenspor 3 роки тому +17

    When he said “I saw a cookie” a cookie ad came up on my screen 🤣🤣🤣

  • @sofiavlogs9715
    @sofiavlogs9715 3 роки тому +14

    Brandan:”there are kids here”
    Also Brandon:”the story of our weed experience” 😂🙏🏽

  • @makaylaalbers4644
    @makaylaalbers4644 4 роки тому +222

    "I had a dream you killed me..."
    Brandon: * smiles*
    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @angeliamessex4340
    @angeliamessex4340 5 років тому +452

    "We've smoked the pot leaves." Gloria 2019 lmao

  • @Annimal_loves.harrystyles
    @Annimal_loves.harrystyles 2 роки тому +10

    I love how y’all can make a serious story into a laughing moment😂

  • @Imtimmahler
    @Imtimmahler 3 роки тому +33

    my cousin's husband was the art director for the movie. imma tell him about this lolol

  • @brettwilson359
    @brettwilson359 4 роки тому +1316

    You: "We ate a 1000 mg. edible..."
    Me: (laughing while putting drink to my mouth, then taking a drink)
    You: Each.
    ---- At this point, for the first time in my life, I did a legitimate spit take. My keyboard, screen, phone and wall are now drenched. Totally worth it, I havent laughed that hard in a long time.

    • @ChrisB-25
      @ChrisB-25 4 роки тому +6

      I dont believe you.

    • @NatandJaysVlogs
      @NatandJaysVlogs 4 роки тому +12

      Cosmic Gamer you don’t have to say no one cares really not being rude being truthful

    • @ChrisB-25
      @ChrisB-25 4 роки тому +3

      @@NatandJaysVlogs lmfao I said that I dont believe him I never said no one cares nor was I rude about it smh

    • @yourlocaltransboy7051
      @yourlocaltransboy7051 4 роки тому +10

      @@ChrisB-25 🧚‍♀️✨ no one cares ab ur opinion ✨🧚‍♀️

    • @McHater418
      @McHater418 4 роки тому +6

      No they broke it in quarters so Brandon ate 250 and she ate 500 which is still alot

  • @amiyalynngaede7864
    @amiyalynngaede7864 5 років тому +88

    "A small little ginger boy"😂

  • @willkomada7978
    @willkomada7978 3 роки тому +33

    You know the second part of Brandon’s trip made me think of a panic attack lol

    • @mamarissa282
      @mamarissa282 3 роки тому +3

      That's what happened to me during mine lol I panicked because I didn't know what was real and ended up having a panic attack on top of my trip

    • @j-j8984
      @j-j8984 3 роки тому

      @@mamarissa282 jeez that sound terrible

    • @mamarissa282
      @mamarissa282 3 роки тому

      @@j-j8984 it was lol

  • @user-je9mw1ns3l
    @user-je9mw1ns3l 3 роки тому +12

    After seeing everything that has happened in that office, her asking for a coaster had me dying!

  • @magicfetus5358
    @magicfetus5358 4 роки тому +222

    “i had baby him”
    brandon: *just smiling*

  • @0pizzaqueen0
    @0pizzaqueen0 5 років тому +102

    “WHO THE F IS BLUE!?” Oh my god I could’ve fallen out of my chair laughing if I was sitting in one

  • @TheSaltySiren
    @TheSaltySiren 2 роки тому +6

    Oh this was hilarious! I’m so glad you’re both ok. I’m also on the “I will NEVER touch an edible again” team. I became insanely paranoid. Time went sooooo slow but so FAST at the same time. It was awful.

  • @traceypotter7669
    @traceypotter7669 6 місяців тому +2

    I could, and have done, watch this over and over again 😂

  • @letisha110
    @letisha110 5 років тому +212

    Brandon is such a good story teller. He is hilarious. 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @azz75sl
    @azz75sl 4 роки тому +702

    “It said 1000 mgs”
    Oh god...
    “I told him to get me two, one for me and one for her.”
    OH GOD!!!

    • @TRENDINGALERTTT
      @TRENDINGALERTTT 4 роки тому +19

      Brennan “Andrew” should have said nah

    • @jmart8592
      @jmart8592 4 роки тому +25

      Americans again screwed over by the metric system 😂

    • @effindave6909
      @effindave6909 4 роки тому +14

      lol I'm a daily smoker and 100 mg puts me in space. I can't imagine what 1000mg would do.

    • @rosamorales1219
      @rosamorales1219 4 роки тому +10

      Brennan in that moment they knew they fucked up lmao 😂 it only took one bite of a 300mg cookie for me to be off it

    • @sailyn8818
      @sailyn8818 4 роки тому +8

      At first I heard 100 g and My brain kinda shat itself

  • @louismaple2314
    @louismaple2314 3 роки тому +7

    2 years later im still loving this

  • @doll.perasite9030
    @doll.perasite9030 3 роки тому +21

    “I had a dream you tried to kill me”
    “So you woke up in the middle of the night??”

  • @neoisd1
    @neoisd1 5 років тому +212

    I once picked some magic mushrooms that I found in a field, took way too many of them. I was supposed to be looking after my grandma. I blanked out. Next day she asked if my back was any better. Then it hit me; I thought all the ceilings in the house were about 4' high and so everytime I went to do something I was stooped over like I'd got a bad back :D

  • @infernomonkey101
    @infernomonkey101 5 років тому +331

    How long has that candy been in his pants???

    • @imbrandonfarris
      @imbrandonfarris  5 років тому +124

      Since the night before..I tend to over prepare 😂

    • @mamamiafamilygaming6192
      @mamamiafamilygaming6192 5 років тому +21

      Brandon: All I see is Gloria lying on the stretcher doing this //Shows candy tucking in his waistband//
      Me: 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @crystalhazelton5451
      @crystalhazelton5451 4 роки тому +5

      @@imbrandonfarris you guys should try some of my moonshine!! 140 proof 😏🤘 🍹

    • @sempressfi
      @sempressfi 4 роки тому +2

      @@crystalhazelton5451 i volunteer as tribute! 😂

    • @crystalhazelton5451
      @crystalhazelton5451 4 роки тому +2

      @@sempressfi I really just want to get drunk with them! U are more than welcome to join 🤘

  • @yourafly1335
    @yourafly1335 2 роки тому +3

    This really made my jaw drop lol, thats so shocking and i was like trying to picture it in my head whilst you guys were explaining the crazy parts, and just everything

  • @siennawalton3767
    @siennawalton3767 3 роки тому +10

    “Let’s name him Andrew because his name is Andrew” I died laughing

  • @pandaisweird6389
    @pandaisweird6389 4 роки тому +218

    Can’t tell if your shirt is a heart shaped pixeled ice cream cone or the music beat level thing😂😂

    • @savannah_was_taken7627
      @savannah_was_taken7627 3 роки тому +4

      Music beat

    • @kikilong7911
      @kikilong7911 3 роки тому +7

      I thought it was a heart with a city scape 🤣

    • @MickeyValenz
      @MickeyValenz 3 роки тому +1

      I saw music levels in a heart. But now I just see ice-cream after reading your comment

  • @ExtremelyToxic
    @ExtremelyToxic 4 роки тому +149

    I've been stoned.... But damnnnn that is STONNNNNNNNED 😭

    • @ednagaley7239
      @ednagaley7239 2 роки тому +6

      I want to find this cookie and try it with my friends and sister

    • @trevorbrooks5029
      @trevorbrooks5029 2 роки тому

      😂bruh fr

    • @sickcicada6693
      @sickcicada6693 2 роки тому +1

      That's not stoned...that's absolutely zonked

    • @bigbuns6415
      @bigbuns6415 Рік тому +1

      @@sickcicada6693 that’s not stoned at all that’s laced weed

  • @1183glitterbug
    @1183glitterbug 2 роки тому +1

    I love this story. I watch it EVERY time it pops up!

  • @tamis5315
    @tamis5315 3 роки тому +5

    I seriously had tears flowing down my face laughing so hard!

  • @iceviper1544
    @iceviper1544 4 роки тому +104

    "The smokings of the marijuanas"
    "I dont want that I want a GOURNEY" *slaps hand*

    • @iceviper1544
      @iceviper1544 4 роки тому +2

      "They made a red ribbon week poster out of us"

  • @Wax_Man
    @Wax_Man 4 роки тому +146

    When you said 1000 mg I was like, are you joking, but then you said you got two and I was like ya the hospital bills would make sense

    • @APSULeit
      @APSULeit 2 роки тому

      They didn't even eat a whole one between the two of them

  • @squeezeylemon
    @squeezeylemon 3 роки тому

    Lmaooo yall r so cute together lmaooo
    Yall had me dyin every minute

  • @LeaperSoto444
    @LeaperSoto444 Рік тому +6

    My man loves the flower, and I very much prefer edibles.
    I think as long as your in a safe environment and have people you trust with you, it can be a enjoyable experience, granted it does mess with others in a negative way just cause it’s very different. Love y’all!

  • @kirstynrenee8801
    @kirstynrenee8801 4 роки тому +104

    She gets so giddy when around Brandon!!!

  • @RubberDuckyMedic
    @RubberDuckyMedic 5 років тому +523

    I’m a paramedic and this is hilarious!!😂

    • @Taffitalvg
      @Taffitalvg 5 років тому +24

      I was thinking this had to be pretty freaking funny for the paramedics after they took Gloria's vitals and made sure she was stable.

    • @natashagoode501
      @natashagoode501 5 років тому +7

      I'm a cop and this is hilarious! hehe

    • @kimberlythompson4575
      @kimberlythompson4575 5 років тому +5

      @@natashagoode501 If your a cop... Would they have gotten a charge/summons for this? Like people get charged for being under the influence in public...or the experience was bad enough for them heh heh

    • @natashagoode501
      @natashagoode501 5 років тому +4

      @@kimberlythompson4575 lol first of all I'm an Aussie cop, so the laws here are very different. Unless they still had the gear on them, I can't see why they would be arrested here. And if they had the gear on them and it was a really small amount, they'd simply receive a drug diversion notice.
      Remembering that it was an off-duty cop who dealt with them (they're very luck she was there and knew what to do), so it depends whether she recalled herself back to duty or not as to whether she exercised police powers re the drugs if she found them.
      Re public intoxication? Nah, they both required immediate medical attention. It's not like as if they were getting in everyone's faces and being arsehats. Though (insert caveat here) we're only relying on their version, which may not be what actually happened.... because they were off their tits hehe. They may've been mousy quiet and nobody noticed they were tripping lololol.
      As an EMS worker, I'm glad that they ended up ok without any lasting issues. It's clear they learnt their lesson lol. :)

    • @rkjs7615
      @rkjs7615 4 роки тому +4

      RubberDuckyMedic the fact that your account name is RubberDuckyMedic is the best thing ever

  • @ashleyupthegrove6820
    @ashleyupthegrove6820 3 роки тому +1

    Wow, honestly I love this and oddly I think it’s a really cute story! 💜

  • @zebra9171
    @zebra9171 2 роки тому +2

    I love how they tell this so calmly

  • @lsb191gingr5
    @lsb191gingr5 4 роки тому +595

    My guy best friend had a friend that gave him 8 brownies. He ate ALL 8 brownies at school. Later on, he found out they were weed brownies. We got to PE and his eyes were so red.. We all died bc he told us they were weed brownies XXXXXXXXXDDDDDD

    • @jameswilliams2985
      @jameswilliams2985 4 роки тому +26

      Lmao my friend got drugged one time at a party a guy wanted to hook up with her so he gave her a brownie but she thought it was a normal one because they had them their and she didn't eat because she's allergic to egg yolks but instead put it back at the brownie plate and he thought she was stoned and tried to hook up with her but she push him of 😂 someone got a free weed brownie

    • @riahaariel6124
      @riahaariel6124 4 роки тому +5

      James Williams u u gotta do a whole paragraph??😂😂😂jk but nice story

    • @cesarsain3731
      @cesarsain3731 3 роки тому +1

      This happens at my high school and banned home made food we couldn't bring snacks that weren't from inside the school grounds or closed when we arrived

    • @Reyalta88
      @Reyalta88 3 роки тому +10

      @@jameswilliams2985 "lol someone tried to r*pe my friend at a party once lolllll" ....
      :|

    • @MsJazzyRay
      @MsJazzyRay 3 роки тому +2

      @@Reyalta88 literally this.

  • @georgia19801
    @georgia19801 5 років тому +84

    How the hell did the other people sit through a film with another person vomiting 🤮

  • @priyanshiwadhwa8309
    @priyanshiwadhwa8309 3 роки тому +2

    I can’t this is the funniest story ive heard in sooo long yll r soo cute n funny😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @sarahyoung7793
    @sarahyoung7793 3 роки тому +4

    This story, and the love story are my favorite stories on the whole entire internet.

  • @adorablyamydesigns
    @adorablyamydesigns 5 років тому +497

    Lol! I ate a homemade pot brownie once. Once. And ended up in the ER because I kept forgetting to breathe. Never again. Lollol

    • @mrs.h2170
      @mrs.h2170 5 років тому +30

      I hate when that happens lol I smoked twice in my whole life and both times had the WORST trips ever. Everyone was telling me "oh it'll help you calm down, it'll lessen your anxiety, etc" hmm no. I was convinced I was sinking into a couch and couldn't get up, cried for my mom, had my husband (then fiance) take me to her house so I could lay in her bed so she'd make sure I didn't die (she found this whole thing hilarious). Also, time went by SO slowly which tripped me out even more. We smoked at a friends house, my husband (who was sober btw) drove us the 2 miles from said friend's house to my mom's and I swear to this day it felt like 4 hours went by. The 2nd time wasn't AS bad, but close enough that I refuse to touch it anymore lol. I told my 10 year old my story and let her watch Brandon's video with me, she said "Duh mom that's why you don't do drugs, they are scary!" so maybe we've scared her enough to stay away from the "pot weeds".

    • @robertfarley9437
      @robertfarley9437 5 років тому +18

      I personally recomend anyone who has never had a good experience with edibles or who has not yet tried edibles take no more then 5mg a dose in Cali is 10mg but I find that a few people I know who had 10mg was still too much the best way to actually go about it is to buy a brand like heavenly sweets which sells muddy buddies that are 1mg per piece they taste amazing and you control your high at the same time

    • @sstag83
      @sstag83 5 років тому +5

      HAHAHAHAHA

    • @calm_down_cinderella5193
      @calm_down_cinderella5193 5 років тому +12

      I ate a pot cookie ( was my first) and I had to work the next day. By 4 in the morning I was literally seeing double. I could not focus. How I managed to get ready for work I do not remember. I was still high the entirety of my work shift. Had quite a few complaints of being of being rude...wasn't so much I was rude as I just could not focus what anyone was asking. VERY LONG DAY....Oh, and I drove about 15 miles per hour on the way to work.

    • @brittanyr9471
      @brittanyr9471 5 років тому +8

      My friend decided to get some of that spice stuff from a local head shop. Me being 19 and stupid I tried it and thought I was going to die. Luckily the effects went away quickly. But my friend went into a comatose like state for 10 minutes. Eyes open, not moving, not talking and I told my bf at the time I was going to call 911. As im furiously looking for my cell she finally comes to. Doesn't remember a thing. I've had much better experience with edibles though because now I know how doses work and to stay tf away from spice.

  • @lizc.7703
    @lizc.7703 4 роки тому +88

    I like Brandon's switch from regular Brandon to parenting Brandon when Gloria mentions Autumn

  • @ItsAbbey-nn6xr
    @ItsAbbey-nn6xr 3 роки тому +131

    Every other boyfriend: I hated seeing her hurt in a gernie
    Brandon: I WANT A GERNIEEE
    Luv ya Brandon
    Tysm for all the likes!!

  • @shalayarger8024
    @shalayarger8024 5 років тому +305

    The candy stash in the pants omg I died laughing!!! Too funny!

    • @suiway
      @suiway 5 років тому +2

      I loved all of this, but when I got to that part I just started weeping I was laughing so hard.

    • @iDestroxd
      @iDestroxd 5 років тому +2

      Condolences

    • @honeybeevampire1343
      @honeybeevampire1343 5 років тому +1

      Shala Yarger so thought I was going to wake up the entire house I laughed so loud lol

  • @mole62ssf
    @mole62ssf 5 років тому +232

    Get uber high and see auras? That's cool. Meanwhile, Brandon is stuck in a Children of the Cornfield with Freddie Kruger.

    • @lolazen8378
      @lolazen8378 5 років тому +3

      Marianne Wade lol 😂 that’s exactly what I was thinking

    • @sydneygeisen4385
      @sydneygeisen4385 5 років тому +1

      Thinking his way out

    • @shaninails5636
      @shaninails5636 5 років тому

      Marianne Wade lmao!!!

    • @IttyBitty412
      @IttyBitty412 5 років тому

      HAHAHA thats what i was thinking!!

  • @paytonhauet3
    @paytonhauet3 3 роки тому

    this is honestly making my day so much better. like I am crying while writing this because that's just how my day is going. I have cried so many times today and this has been one of the very few things that made me smile/laugh so thank you!

  • @lanibanana3245
    @lanibanana3245 4 роки тому +3

    No matter how many times I watch this it makes me cry laugh every single timeeee

  • @candacelandry
    @candacelandry 5 років тому +97

    I’ve eaten about 500mgs and went to “the bad place” as we call it. Took me over 12 hrs to feel even a little bit better and I smoke almost daily. I no longer play with edibles!

  • @kolequinn499
    @kolequinn499 4 роки тому +87

    I got high and watched this and never laughed harder

  • @audreydoyle5268
    @audreydoyle5268 3 роки тому +7

    When Gloria was describing how she was seeing only colours, like a watercolour world, that's what I see when I touch things, like in my mind's eye, I see the vibrational energy as colours. This ability is heightened when I'm high btw, and I start seeing the colours with my eyes, instead of with touch

  • @codilynnehatfield7192
    @codilynnehatfield7192 3 роки тому

    Wow...lesson learned I see. Glad you guys recovered.

  • @Brian2Taiwan
    @Brian2Taiwan 4 роки тому +18

    This was the most satisfying story I've heard in a long time! You two are great telling stories together. From me, at least, 100% retention on a 41 minute video... I could only wish for that in my wildest dreams.
    The fact that you ended up that in debt over something so trivial is exactly why I have been on a mini-crusade to get Americans to realize the benefits of single-payer healthcare. Even though this is a bit of a silly use of healthcare, the system here in Taiwan could have saved you guys thousands of dollars.
    I'm glad y'all pulled through it, and I hope you don't have any more run-ins with the fake paramedics.

  • @abbyandersen538
    @abbyandersen538 5 років тому +229

    Everytime i get high i get way too high and will always sit and try to think myself out of my high. "Maybe if i make my brain think im not high, i won't be high any more"

    • @ayleenrosales6954
      @ayleenrosales6954 5 років тому +4

      abby andersen omffggg yeesss!!!! i thought i was the only one!!! i would tell my self that everytime i would get too high at work 😂😂😂

    • @sovietwombo381
      @sovietwombo381 5 років тому +5

      @@ayleenrosales6954 really? I do the soft smack in the face, and tell myself "time to sober up sunshine"
      It never works...

    • @breeviewAWAKENING
      @breeviewAWAKENING 5 років тому +2

      I make sure to have peppercorn on hand. Neil Young said this on Howard Stern once, and ever since it is what I eat when I feel too high.

    • @joilynnshooltz6484
      @joilynnshooltz6484 5 років тому

      abby andersen if a person who smokes weed hasn’t done this once then they haven’t had to go home high 😭

    • @veronicalrich
      @veronicalrich 5 років тому

      cold shower works best, i had to find the right strand because a lot of them give me severe anxiety. would always take an ice cold shower and snap right out

  • @mollysmith2718
    @mollysmith2718 8 місяців тому +2

    seeing him say best friend then girlfriend then wife in videos makes me so happy

  • @manidk222
    @manidk222 3 роки тому +3

    Im literally belly laughing on the floor tears streaming i know I'm a year late but I soooo needed this today😂😂😂

  • @cinnamon4031
    @cinnamon4031 5 років тому +38

    1:02 "So this is the story of our first time"
    I'm gonna stop you right there

  • @mikeg6554
    @mikeg6554 4 роки тому +304

    I can't count how many times I've heard somebody say - "The United States has the greatest healthcare in the world"
    The bills they received for very minor care are an example of why we do not. Many people leave their health issues go untreated because of this.
    Correction - We have some of the greatest doctors in the world, not the greatest healthcare.

    • @CiaraB429
      @CiaraB429 4 роки тому +9

      yea our doctors are amazing, but the whole healthcare thing isn’t the government’s fault. Hospitals are businesses at the end of the day, they’re there to help up, but the money is a huge factor

    • @mikeg6554
      @mikeg6554 4 роки тому +4

      @@CiaraB429 Well, I didn't point the finger at the government. However, why aren't hospitals operating like businesses in other developed counties by hammering people's wallets? Government regulation perhaps?
      Our government may not be at fault, however any change will only take place at the hand of said government.....and then peanut-allergic children will stop dying because a mother can't afford an Epipen that costs 4 - 6 hundred dollars each (less than $5 to manufacture).
      I respect your opinion, & I'm not trying to come off as aggressive.

    • @CiaraB429
      @CiaraB429 4 роки тому

      Mike G the whole epi pen thing is a completely different thing, that’s a business (pharmaceutical companies) regulating product. just because it helps people doesn’t mean the government can force these companies to do what they want. The government controls Medicare/aid for the less fortunate, bc there’s federal and state programs for that. But for the average middle class person, they have to foot the bill themselves, which doesn’t seem right, but like i said, it’s about the money. back to your main point, hospitals act differently in other developed countries because many hospitals are inflicted by the government. Also, their taxes are A LOT higher, which means more funding goes into Insurance providers and hospitals. the government has tried to assist in healthcare, but it’s not their job, it’s the CEO’s and higher ups in those companies that need to change. we can’t blame the government for everything

    • @yourlocaltransboy7051
      @yourlocaltransboy7051 4 роки тому +2

      Wooooo nhs

    • @rachelorr7238
      @rachelorr7238 4 роки тому

      Mike Amen.

  • @kristyyates5516
    @kristyyates5516 4 роки тому +1

    This was hilarious and anxiety inducing all at the same time. I have had an experience just like this. Hallucinations, couldn't move my body, couldn't speak even though I thought I was speaking full sentences clearly and it freaked me out. When my parents got me home hours later I was enjoying every second laughing and they tried recording me to " teach me a lesson." Never again.
    I know this is an older video but I've been watching all of your stuff and I started going backwards. Loved this, I was laughing so hard I had tears in my eyes. 😂

  • @ldavis872
    @ldavis872 2 роки тому

    Love u guys the love between you both u can see through the way u look at each other. Never stop wat u all do u are an inspiration your whole family love you all..

  • @hannahmccoy6753
    @hannahmccoy6753 4 роки тому +55

    So, I watched this video several months ago. It was literally the second video of yours I watch. I was like "what the heck did I just find?" I just rewatched it, and it a lot funnier knowing you both. Lol

    • @camgomez6053
      @camgomez6053 3 роки тому +1

      you have the same last name as my science teacher

  • @RaeMarie
    @RaeMarie 4 роки тому +105

    My boyfriend and I ate edibles once and it was the rice crispy kind. After 1 hr it didn’t hit so I ate MORE!!! After another hour, I felt like I was Keanu Reeves in the matrix. Everything felt slow motion and I was moving sooo slow! I hated it! I could hear my heartbeat in my ears. I cried to go to bed , I put on family guy and panicked because I thought peter griffins voice was in my head trying to taunt me. I forced myself to sleep, I felt like a was sinking too like she said and I woke up the next day still high. After breakfast is was gone. I hated everything about it!!

  • @AbstractlyDelen
    @AbstractlyDelen 2 роки тому

    I’ve probably watched this video a hundred times. It’s probably my favorite video ever

  • @kristinkeeling1
    @kristinkeeling1 3 роки тому

    feel like I just heard a story of my first time eating shrooms lol Never had this experience with weed before eating or smoking it lolol you guys are hilarious x love it when yall do vids together

  • @xxtimmyxx0456
    @xxtimmyxx0456 4 роки тому +170

    Her: where were we
    Brandon: u were cheating on me with blue
    Her: yeah
    Me: 🤭🤭🤭🤯

    • @popcorn1956
      @popcorn1956 3 роки тому +4

      What?!

    • @peace9076
      @peace9076 3 роки тому

      She said yeah and I was like wait a minute something ain't right. _.

  • @lindseycook6733
    @lindseycook6733 4 роки тому +30

    “WHO THE F BLUE!” 💀 😂

  • @LeannaBanana
    @LeannaBanana 2 роки тому +1

    This was the video I watched to find out that y’all were together. A couple years ago I was watching you both separately and then came across this video and was soooo happy!

  • @tamerrastevens2710
    @tamerrastevens2710 3 роки тому +1

    I love this 😂❤️ glad you guys are okay though

  • @lolazen8378
    @lolazen8378 5 років тому +463

    Can you guys please do a how we met!!!! Please!!!

    • @Dunkinn
      @Dunkinn 5 років тому

      Watch his video about him drawing his year 2018

    • @KayyMarc
      @KayyMarc 5 років тому

      Rohma Karamat that doesn't include the story of how they met.

    • @breannlipham3999
      @breannlipham3999 5 років тому +1

      I was all the details. When they met. Who made the first move. When did you realize you loved the other. I want the sappy love story video!!

    • @kayleighschwab349
      @kayleighschwab349 5 років тому

      Follow their channel The Dooderverse and they have a video called “OUR LOVE STORY” it’s adorable ♥️

    • @jennystatum6172
      @jennystatum6172 5 років тому

      They already did. It was about 1 hour and 20 minutes.