A Tech Priest's Morning Routine

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  • @adrianbowen4024
    @adrianbowen4024 Місяць тому +4784

    “Primaris, how’s the drip?”
    “Impeccable master”

    • @mateipopa6343
      @mateipopa6343 Місяць тому +183

      Primus* he's an experiment of Cawl worthy enough for Fabius Bile to steal his gene seed

    • @ValirValor
      @ValirValor Місяць тому +129

      @@mateipopa6343Primus is the prototype of Primaris Marines (or so im told)
      But for whatever reason, Cawl decides to just kit bash 18 legions together.

    • @mateipopa6343
      @mateipopa6343 Місяць тому +84

      @@ValirValor he isn't necessarily a prototype, the others were not meant to be like him, he's an experiment to see how powerful he could make one, he's a very powerful psycker, also because of his kit bash/super powerful nature his soul doesn't even sit right in him

    • @ryansauchuk7290
      @ryansauchuk7290 Місяць тому +25

      ​@mateipopa6343 whatever primus is is considered going too far by Bile.

    • @mateipopa6343
      @mateipopa6343 Місяць тому +36

      @@ryansauchuk7290 nothing is too far for Bile, he's likely more impressed by the balls Cawl had to go that far than anything else

  • @bendystraw3969
    @bendystraw3969 Місяць тому +3508

    Unhuman? It feels very human with how cheerful he is when starting the day and choosing his guns.

    • @bloodangel19
      @bloodangel19 Місяць тому +355

      He's literally a kid wondering what pen he'll take to pre school today even tho these mfs don't write nothing just like how he never gets into fights

    • @TheFatMan0616
      @TheFatMan0616 Місяць тому +185

      It’s very American. The European mind cannot comprehend having a different gun for breakfast lunch and dinner every day of the week with no repeats

    • @joykillz7431
      @joykillz7431 Місяць тому +87

      Cawl uttered "Guns guns guns" and proved he was still quite human.

    • @gigaus0
      @gigaus0 Місяць тому +64

      Missing the point; They start out as a limbless torso, borg queen style, or just a literally head on a stick. He isn't just choosing his boomstick; He's literally lego man building himself from nothing. Dude attaches a typewritter, a literal typewritter, to his fifth arm.

    • @bloodangel19
      @bloodangel19 Місяць тому +42

      @@gigaus0 humanity lies not in body but in soul

  • @Matt-lk5ng
    @Matt-lk5ng Місяць тому +2223

    Inhuman? This was one of the more human interactions i have seen in warhammer

    • @lunasllenas1997
      @lunasllenas1997 Місяць тому +163

      That is exactly what I enjoy the most about Cawl. Space marines always try to pull the "We are still human" part but the they are so above everything else those comments are always sort of lost.
      Meanwhile Cawl is completely inhuman by most and even himself takes prides in how little biological parts he has remaining but then he is by far the most human acting character in the setting.
      He has passions, obsessions, quirks, doubts, he truly is human.

    • @leandrocastello309
      @leandrocastello309 Місяць тому +60

      ​@@lunasllenas1997the moment he complained about how Guilliman is going to give him a tedius earful soon was the moment he became one of my favorite characters. Such unnecesary moment, yet so human.

    • @FlayedFather
      @FlayedFather Місяць тому +43

      He has as much of a human personality as Trazyn, Orikan and Zahndrekh....which is extremely human which is funny considering all 3 are immortal robotic skeletons

    • @unifiedhorizons2663
      @unifiedhorizons2663 Місяць тому +9

      He really said bruh I revive now you got a dark eldar wife… and orks are attacking your home
      gull “ what? I just woke up!
      Crawl yes yuvine help saved you and wishes to court you and orks need to be det with
      Insert random 1 million questions

  • @khairallahdh
    @khairallahdh Місяць тому +688

    I love Cawl. He understands that while the flesh is weak, it’s important to not forget what makes us human. The soul. Emotion. Friendship. Despite being 10k years old he hasn’t purged himself of these things like most tech priests have. Even claiming at one point to love Primus like a son and was about to throw down his own life to save Primus. Hes been trying for 10k years to bring back his best friend that died as part of someone trying to get to Cawl. He genuinely laughs when people say things he finds humerus. While he selects his personalities for each occasion, he understands that machines are strongest when they are combined with humanity.

    • @nikosgogos8183
      @nikosgogos8183 Місяць тому +67

      Its funny you say that, as he is implied to be, and work on, Abominable Intelligence (AI) and having multiple personalities momentarily surfacing to speak their own opinions at times, and jerking a few words at others

    • @AYAKXSHI
      @AYAKXSHI Місяць тому +61

      @@nikosgogos8183 yup he has cawl inferior which is a clone for robo G to talk to and it randomly shows emotions and doubts even conflicting thoughts

    • @strabben
      @strabben Місяць тому +63

      because cawl philosophy about flesh is weak is mor akin to how Vulkan views it.
      "Flesh is weak, but deeds endure"
      but since Cawl understand he's not demigod who virtually immortal, he wouldn't just simply left his legacy in those hands who he knows are incompetent. and thus "Flesh is weak, and i have to live or imperium fck*d"

    • @khairallahdh
      @khairallahdh Місяць тому +45

      @@AYAKXSHI the Cawl inferior also wants Cawl to become fabricator general. Something that Cawl is opposed to as in his words. “I don’t like obligation. It is WAY too much work. When would I ever get anything important done?”

  • @SaltyDani_Ma
    @SaltyDani_Ma Місяць тому +1394

    who would have thought that THE balesarious cawl would be such a deva.

    • @redbloodedamerican7256
      @redbloodedamerican7256 Місяць тому +56

      Totally couldn't have seen that one in the the slightest

    • @NKY151
      @NKY151 Місяць тому

      Diva you ignoramus

    • @reculture
      @reculture Місяць тому +12

      Belisarius* Cawl

    • @_s.o.l_
      @_s.o.l_ Місяць тому +3

      Rip english

    • @SaltyDani_Ma
      @SaltyDani_Ma Місяць тому +5

      @@_s.o.l_ it aint my First language

  • @ZaKRo-bx7lp
    @ZaKRo-bx7lp Місяць тому +909

    Cawl is my favourite character in the setting. He's like a fun mad scientist to contrast Fabius Bile's grim demeanour and Trazyn's mad collector vibe. Plus, he's got a knack for getting under Bobby Guileman's skin with great panache.

    • @mietzekatze004
      @mietzekatze004 Місяць тому +23

      Same here he is really funny

    • @wataterp7341
      @wataterp7341 Місяць тому +19

      Also one of the only people who actually invents new tech

    • @unifiedhorizons2663
      @unifiedhorizons2663 Місяць тому +9

      Don’t forget he bullied bile and mock him for being stupid and not be able to make primarius marines. said only one who get how I made them is emperor himself even then I may lie to him.
      This made bile really angry, he couldn’t do anything to crawl he’s to smart and resourceful
      Keeping him as a prisoner
      as leader megaso means adepts will go full schizo to rescue him.
      he even found a necron lord on his own planet and hijack his own tech.
      which infuriated the necron lord because originally he saw the adeptus as inferior necron copies.
      Then crawl hijack his entire factory

    • @wataterp7341
      @wataterp7341 Місяць тому +4

      @@unifiedhorizons2663 we need cawl to troll trazyn so hard he frees the loyalist clone fulgrim

    • @TheLikenessOfNormal
      @TheLikenessOfNormal Місяць тому +4

      @@wataterp7341 Cawl unironically just breaks in to Trazyn's vault.
      "Huh... Looks like a primarch. I'll take that."

  • @FlameBinder55
    @FlameBinder55 Місяць тому +224

    This is the most human Tech Priest I've even seen, he sounds so jolly picking out his favorite deadly machine spirit.

    • @romanplays1
      @romanplays1 22 дні тому +4

      cawl is argueably more human in his behaviour than even most space marines. given the mans an absolute diva when he wants to be

  • @blaz551
    @blaz551 Місяць тому +95

    Cawl is one of those characters just enjoying life as much as you can in 40k

    • @ravendragonwitch8900
      @ravendragonwitch8900 Місяць тому +9

      It's basicly just him and the Orks who are happy in 40K. 😅

    • @blaz551
      @blaz551 Місяць тому +13

      @@ravendragonwitch8900 don’t forget trazyn he’s just chillin stealing things more than the blood angels

    • @-Miguelzim-
      @-Miguelzim- Місяць тому +3

      Don’t forget Nurgle, and his children and grandchildren.

  • @zack9697
    @zack9697 Місяць тому +240

    Man if only my morning routine was so fun.

  • @ExperimentalDude
    @ExperimentalDude Місяць тому +13

    Surprisingly more humane than I thought. Bro woke up, stretched his metal back and weighed the slaying options, figuratively and literally

  • @nicoledragunov1637
    @nicoledragunov1637 Місяць тому +254

    Bro really ask how drip is he

    • @dean_l33
      @dean_l33 Місяць тому +28

      To his son no less
      Ps: Alpha primus is literally Cawl son

    • @ronanchristiana.belleza9270
      @ronanchristiana.belleza9270 Місяць тому +2

      ​@@dean_l33is that legit?

    • @dean_l33
      @dean_l33 Місяць тому +14

      @@ronanchristiana.belleza9270 Yeah he vat grow him with his dna as well as all the primarch geneseed. Yes all 20 of them

    • @nicoledragunov1637
      @nicoledragunov1637 Місяць тому +1

      @@dean_l33 Well, time to go read them ig

  • @gweejtheimmovable9213
    @gweejtheimmovable9213 Місяць тому +22

    I find it so interesting that the head of the mechanicus, a group known for their emotionless & robotic approach to life, is the most human of all of them.

    • @KoteDarasuum
      @KoteDarasuum Місяць тому +2

      Belasarius Cawl is "only" Arch-Magos Dominus, essentially the highest ranking general of Mechanicus, but he is not head of the Mechanicus, that is Fabricator-General Oud Oudia Raskian who is also one of the High Lords of Terra.

    • @oatmealman1586
      @oatmealman1586 Місяць тому +3

      ​@@KoteDarasuum he is basically the leader. The only reason he doesn't have the title is because he refuses despite all the othe tech priests urging him to take it. He likes the free time of not having a job.

  • @roy6907
    @roy6907 Місяць тому +13

    The Cawl Inferior is my personal favorite.
    Cawl programs a AI with prescripted responses specifically to sass it out with Robot Gully Man.

  • @why-so-toxic_1413
    @why-so-toxic_1413 Місяць тому +157

    Guns guns guns what should I pick

  • @loganb7059
    @loganb7059 Місяць тому +23

    I love how eccentric Cawl is. He’s just out there having a great time.

  • @nyotamwuaji6484
    @nyotamwuaji6484 Місяць тому +17

    Six arms, he was feeling ~Spicy~ today
    Ah yes, i too would add more arms if i gelt a little spicy

  • @miriamemanueleforneris3701
    @miriamemanueleforneris3701 Місяць тому +43

    I dont know why but seeing Cawl being such salty but nice guy while choosing what Gear install while speaking with primus, Is really wholesome

  • @eg_manifest510
    @eg_manifest510 Місяць тому +9

    it's kind of a subtle detail but the fact Alpha Primus "looked up" at Bellasarius just tells you how huge he must be. Primaris Marines are already bigger than Astartes, who are giants compared to humans, and its the Primaris who say Alpha Primus is a giant compared to them, so just imagine how tall and imposing Cawl is if a giant amongst giants has to look up to see his face

    • @Ragnarra
      @Ragnarra 28 днів тому

      Alpha Primus is implied to be different to the primaris marines (eg he can't make another like Alpha Primus) he's like a makeshift version of a custodian or as close as you can get at least.

  • @KaiserV-2
    @KaiserV-2 Місяць тому +123

    Tech priest aren't as intimidating as they think they are. Just a bunch of silly big cyborgs.

    • @Darkstriker133713
      @Darkstriker133713 Місяць тому +22

      Salty iron warrior fan detected.

    • @Tinkering4Time
      @Tinkering4Time Місяць тому +14

      Silly big cyborgs, some of whom have enough firepower to punch a hole in a dreadnought… or a small spacecraft.

    • @Tinkering4Time
      @Tinkering4Time Місяць тому +26

      @@Darkstriker133713 “You replace your flesh because your metal-handed gene-daddy went out for oil and never came back. I replace my flesh because I wish to be incarnate knowledge in the form of the blessed machine. We are not the same.”

    • @KaiserV-2
      @KaiserV-2 Місяць тому +1

      @@Darkstriker133713 Nope, Mechanicus are my second favorite behind Tyranids.

  • @OceanVista76
    @OceanVista76 Місяць тому +24

    I love your characterization of Cawl. Excited to get back to their dream job

  • @sinjin8576
    @sinjin8576 Місяць тому +28

    You skipped over the part where he drinks a entire cup of "smug sense of superiority."

  • @YatzeeWillWearAGreenHat
    @YatzeeWillWearAGreenHat Місяць тому +9

    I didn't expect Cawl to choose his body parts like a high school girl clothes for a date

  • @deangeloellis729
    @deangeloellis729 Місяць тому +51

    Tech priest: I got that shit ON!

  • @theredboi15
    @theredboi15 Місяць тому +27

    Imagine a comedy sitcom with these two, that'll be so hilarious.

  • @bobtreverman2047
    @bobtreverman2047 Місяць тому +2

    "now guns. Guns, guns, guns" is gotta be one of my favorite lines

  • @GhostoftheSnow271
    @GhostoftheSnow271 Місяць тому +10

    “Primus, fetch the BAPE hoodie”

  • @simbriant
    @simbriant Місяць тому +13

    Cawl: Accessories are everything!
    😂

  • @drawisdope9477
    @drawisdope9477 Місяць тому +10

    I bet Batman and Alfred had this kind of conversation at least one time in their life

  • @Dantick09
    @Dantick09 Місяць тому +2

    Felling cute, matching guns for the color this robe- Cawl

  • @humha7613
    @humha7613 Місяць тому +4

    "It is truly unhuman."
    The unhuman in question:
    Cawl rubs his hands like a fly at the assembly line. He's feeling a little spicy today.
    "Now guns, guns guns guns. Long ranged or close ranged hmm? Ah, Primus me boy! What you think fancy me today?"

  • @gwaredric2502
    @gwaredric2502 Місяць тому +7

    I like how this guy actually comes across as very human despite being like 80% machine

  • @NGPlus930
    @NGPlus930 Місяць тому +1

    Cawl getting dressed in the morning and accessorizing with his guns like Loc Dog from Don't Be a Menace is HILARIOUS 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

  • @earthdust00
    @earthdust00 Місяць тому +5

    Average Texan morning.

  • @blacklighthologram5339
    @blacklighthologram5339 Місяць тому +2

    I would love to see a meeting between Alpha Primus and Clonegrim. Like when your dad and his colleague are having business talk and they have to take you two along so you just talk.

  • @TherealbigO1
    @TherealbigO1 Місяць тому +2

    Cawl is such a diva that he HAS to make new limbs every morning.

  • @Spicyknigh7
    @Spicyknigh7 Місяць тому +2

    I can confirm. A Tech-Priest is only as powerful as his drip.

  • @Shivermaw
    @Shivermaw Місяць тому +4

    There's nothing more human than a drip check from a homie

  • @fidelpintos822
    @fidelpintos822 Місяць тому +1

    “Primaris, how’s the drip?”
    “DI-VI-NE”

  • @pixelmace1423
    @pixelmace1423 Місяць тому

    “How do I look, Primus?”
    “With your photosensors, Cawl, with your photosensors.”

  • @ieuanhunt552
    @ieuanhunt552 29 днів тому +1

    Ok now I need an American Psycho style sequence where a tech priest goes through their morning routine

  • @JoseTorres-ry9qe
    @JoseTorres-ry9qe Місяць тому +5

    Sounds unusually human for someone whose supposed to operate with robotic efficiency.

  • @sipsthetea1525
    @sipsthetea1525 Місяць тому +2

    "How do I look Yellow Man? "

  • @yeet-haw5538
    @yeet-haw5538 Місяць тому +5

    This was one of my favourite parts in the book.

    • @hyde1885
      @hyde1885 Місяць тому

      Which book is it from?

    • @hyde1885
      @hyde1885 Місяць тому

      Which book is it from?

    • @implodingbaby
      @implodingbaby Місяць тому +2

      ​@@hyde1885 cawl: the great work

    • @hyde1885
      @hyde1885 Місяць тому

      @@implodingbaby thank you!

  • @37_newts_in_a_costume
    @37_newts_in_a_costume Місяць тому +4

    This has got me thinking about how human other human factions are,
    Do kriegers celebrate Oktoberfest?
    Do the Valhallan ice warriors like hot chocolate?
    Does the inquisition have an emperor day party in their offices?

    • @nippon19
      @nippon19 Місяць тому +1

      if krieger are has hardcore outside battlefield than inside, their fest must be something to remind !

    • @37_newts_in_a_costume
      @37_newts_in_a_costume Місяць тому +1

      @@nippon19 although the DKOK are a bunch of near emotionless clones so I can't imagine krieg's Oktoberfest being very fun for non kriegsmen

  • @gannaeissa9320
    @gannaeissa9320 Місяць тому +1

    Inhuman? Bro, this is more human that me choosing what to wear in the morning! And I'm not even mechanicus! XD

  • @brodiebiggs8060
    @brodiebiggs8060 Місяць тому +1

    You can practically hear him twirl for his space marine

  • @elishaschoonover8914
    @elishaschoonover8914 Місяць тому +3

    Cawl actually seems pretty human... Surprisingly.

  • @paracetamolicecream
    @paracetamolicecream Місяць тому +1

    Need a tech priest with an lectric guitar greataxe-flamethrower and a set of giant speaker implants

  • @blackwing3629
    @blackwing3629 Місяць тому +1

    This feels human more human than the astartes for sure

  • @recurvestickerdragon
    @recurvestickerdragon Місяць тому +1

    his antics are SO going to result in a second Martian Schism. he thinks and acts exactly like his dark mechanicum counterparts

    • @Ragnarra
      @Ragnarra 28 днів тому +1

      Except without the blatent insanity. Cawl is many things but he wouldn't put his lot in with chaos he's made that very clear.

  • @unifiedhorizons2663
    @unifiedhorizons2663 Місяць тому +1

    Remember the adeptus have their own chapter of marines simply to spite the imperium of man.
    those space marine are guardians to the adeptus but in return they get tech not found in any other chapter
    blood ravens “ hippy hoppy your custom made bolter is now my property”

  • @alanwestmoreland6152
    @alanwestmoreland6152 Місяць тому +1

    No matter how much machinations you strap on or in you, you can never have enough dakka

  • @Kalebfenoir
    @Kalebfenoir Місяць тому +1

    Lol. So Cawl wakes up and then goes through a Tony Stark style assembly line, choosing his bits for the day?
    For someone from the Mechanicum, with his level of... modification... he seems to have kept a sense of humor and delight.

  • @individual2122
    @individual2122 Місяць тому

    When he said "something a little more personal" he reminded me of Orthopox from Destroy All Humans, "do you want a saucer upgrade, or something a little bit more personal?"

  • @danielmcphee2546
    @danielmcphee2546 Місяць тому +5

    Cawl sound chipper this morning.

  • @noofatchiks
    @noofatchiks 11 днів тому

    Cawl wakes up to the pee wee herman breakfast machine song as he gets ready.

  • @-Miguelzim-
    @-Miguelzim- Місяць тому

    No way I just watched a video describing a freaking cynorg dressing for battle in the most exciting way possible?

  • @musicmanxii
    @musicmanxii Місяць тому

    Damn dude really woke up in a good mood lol

  • @djchappell1726
    @djchappell1726 Місяць тому +1

    He's such a goofy guy/dad! 😂

  • @DCdabest
    @DCdabest Місяць тому

    The flesh is weak, but the drip is not.

  • @SM-464
    @SM-464 Місяць тому +1

    _IS THAT A TECHPRIEST EITH EMOTIONS??_

  • @karlmorgan8580
    @karlmorgan8580 Місяць тому

    Man had his son do a fit check on him

  • @Angry_rony
    @Angry_rony Місяць тому

    *insert bully Maguire theme song
    The tech priest clutching his toaster got me though😂

  • @AsbestosMuffins
    @AsbestosMuffins 19 днів тому

    omnid techorum just wakes up, dude's basically encased in a dreadnought already.

  • @alpacaofthemountain8760
    @alpacaofthemountain8760 Місяць тому

    Honeslty that sounds like a good morning

  • @Weeklong_Seagull
    @Weeklong_Seagull Місяць тому

    Primus and cawl have to be the best duo
    Right up there with the dantioch and polux

  • @noelvigier5350
    @noelvigier5350 Місяць тому

    They pray that their cofee maker works

  • @alexisrodriguez6526
    @alexisrodriguez6526 Місяць тому +2

    How come it's the inhuman character of Warhammer that act so fucking human all the time?
    First: Trazyn fucking with Orikan at every step of the way
    Now: Cawl being an absolute diva choosing the drip for the day 😂

  • @DonutGuy640
    @DonutGuy640 27 днів тому

    I love the second pic, hugging a toaster🤣

  • @Bones29870
    @Bones29870 Місяць тому

    “Dose this red bring out my eyes”

  • @Jsilveira309
    @Jsilveira309 27 днів тому

    Don't Talk To Me until i assembled my Meckatendrils

  • @gplr1882
    @gplr1882 Місяць тому

    Never considered that they disassemble themselves

    • @Ragnarra
      @Ragnarra 28 днів тому

      At least partially would be hard to sleep with all those weird things and mechadendrites attatched. I've even heard of a tech-priestess with on near the base of her spine like a tail. I don't remember if I am misremembering this or if that in particular was from some fanfiction I read. Considering the current Fabricator-General is the size of a building requiring actual clearence to transport him from Mars to Holy Terra.

  • @xedmin8424
    @xedmin8424 Місяць тому

    There you go gw your next 40k game: My DressUp Tech Priest

  • @spoopyd.8910
    @spoopyd.8910 Місяць тому

    Cawl is actually.... A pretty nice dude all things considered? He even misses his old friend. Frequently calls his assistant by the name of his old friend. (much to the dude's slight annoyance)
    "My names not Friedish"
    "I know, I know, now hurry along Friedish"
    Like Trazyn, Cawl is just a grandpa who's still chipper and happy to do his old job while taking his grandchild along.

  • @shuukenji6585
    @shuukenji6585 29 днів тому +1

    He is now *BeRizzarius Ballz*

  • @Handlesaretrash
    @Handlesaretrash Місяць тому

    Huh… While sure, the routine itself is weird- He himself seems to be in a pretty good mood.

  • @teobratuteodor1728
    @teobratuteodor1728 Місяць тому +1

    Only inhuman thing here is how wholesome it was.

  • @dimagoloborodko6106_va
    @dimagoloborodko6106_va Місяць тому +35

    why does he act so zesty tho?

    • @Tinkering4Time
      @Tinkering4Time Місяць тому +23

      With all of the brains he has absorbed over the millennia he is probably something other than straight, if his original self ever was. That probably helps. 😂

    • @Trehlas
      @Trehlas Місяць тому +15

      You mean apart from insanity? The dude's just living his best life.

    • @Tinkering4Time
      @Tinkering4Time Місяць тому +15

      @@Trehlas he is basically the Fabricator General in all but name. He has more tech heresies to his name than most dark mechanicum, or so I would imagine. Of course he is living his best life.

    • @aondasuave2914
      @aondasuave2914 Місяць тому +5

      nah bro hes 𝚣𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚢

    • @goose_president5504
      @goose_president5504 Місяць тому +2

      ​@@Tinkering4Time yeah the high Lords would probably execute him for the stuff he's done. He considered a AI of gilliam that he made and a AI of himself that he gave to gilliam a "minor transgression" and then he worked with the necrons specifically trazyn.

  • @user-yx5rb3uu1c
    @user-yx5rb3uu1c Місяць тому

    *long mechanical yawn*welp time to get to work

  • @xhydra870
    @xhydra870 Місяць тому +2

    I love Cawl

  • @djsharky3822
    @djsharky3822 Місяць тому +5

    Even robots deserve to be or feel pretty.

  • @eclipse_war5009
    @eclipse_war5009 13 днів тому

    Get up
    Get a cup of motor oil
    Eat a few screws for breakfast
    Get your cloak
    Move onto the morning prayer

  • @thomasgrey9121
    @thomasgrey9121 24 дні тому

    I swear to the God-Emperor, if Primus IS Sharrowkin - Cawl will stop being my second favourite character in 40k

  • @Raspuddin6969
    @Raspuddin6969 Місяць тому

    HA! The fooker was a Diva 😂

  • @Canadian_Zac
    @Canadian_Zac Місяць тому

    Its honestly amazing that Cawl still needs sleep
    Not even someone that augmetic can escape the universal need to sleep

  • @tinheart2853
    @tinheart2853 Місяць тому +1

    What? Even man made horrors beyond comprehension need some time after getting off the bed

  • @sugarsammy7209
    @sugarsammy7209 Місяць тому

    "How do I look?"
    "DADDY~~~"

  • @yagsipcc287
    @yagsipcc287 Місяць тому

    Some Wd40 in the morning of course get that stiffness out.

  • @haxxormcbunny7456
    @haxxormcbunny7456 Місяць тому

    Inhuman? I beg to differ

  • @Boringspy
    @Boringspy Місяць тому

    Now guns, guns guns guns!

  • @omnighast2054
    @omnighast2054 Місяць тому

    sorry cawl didn't relies you had this much drip

  • @michaelkimberling7307
    @michaelkimberling7307 Місяць тому

    I’m surprised he sleeps. I figured most tech priests of his rank are augmented to the point of no longer having to.

    • @cristaltophat
      @cristaltophat Місяць тому

      Even computers gotta restart for updates 🤷‍♀️

  • @Ginrikuzuma
    @Ginrikuzuma Місяць тому +1

    Slaaaay Caaaawl

  • @echomoses811
    @echomoses811 Місяць тому +1

    So cawl and dexter from Dexters laboratory have the same morning routine

  • @harry8485
    @harry8485 Місяць тому

    It’s like Smithers and mr burns but war hammer 40k 💀💀💀

  • @SolidMetal8718
    @SolidMetal8718 Місяць тому

    The irony of inhumane human being the most human by wanting to look the most metal as possible

  • @prophetjesaja1638
    @prophetjesaja1638 Місяць тому +1

    Lol, Bile is just salty about Cawls swag
    "You are a cliche. In a horrifying coat"
    Bobs manskin suit didn't do him good during their encounter

  • @Gingerboi2010
    @Gingerboi2010 Місяць тому

    This can't be right , where are the toasters?

  • @SandraOrtmann1976
    @SandraOrtmann1976 Місяць тому

    I guess his morning routine is...very grimdark?

  • @tayschrinngaming8002
    @tayschrinngaming8002 Місяць тому

    I do the same when i play video games