and the value of everything is based on the constant value of a banana, if you think about it is like "a banana for scale" but aplied to their economy, kinda clever
@@MarkiplierMeatMuncher8 Same principle as orks in 40K using their teeth as currency. They naturally rot away, so the market is always pegged to the number of orks available to trade
All I want now is an in-character comedic podcast with Eggman- freaking *Eggman-* having to play the straight man because everyone else is so nuts it makes him look saner in comparison.
It’s not eggman it’s Dr. Robotnik Also while we’re at it it’s not Princess Peach it’s Princess Toadstool. Stop dumbing things down for the younger generations 😂
you have rediscovered bartering. something that humanity all over the world has evolved away from because it simply don't works in complex societies where people have sectorial jobs and where no family or household is completely self sufficient or with stone age level of tools and items
@@battman505 Nah, Bowser and Eggman are at war with each other with Green Hill and the Mushroom Kingdom caught in the crossfire forcing both are heroes to work together to stop their enemies before the entire galaxy is destroyed.
@@icarue993 Just imagine a room of Metal Donkey Kongs, like Iron Man having all those suits. Armored Donkey, Deep Space Metal Donkey, lightweight Aluminum Donkey, etc.
@@guidojacobs2002 But then that's not DK in armor, those are just armored suits. And the issue would be to replicate the strength of DK. If you could do so, there would be no need for DK in the first place. But yes. It would be terrifying.
I feel like a podcast between Robotnik and Bowser would end in a debate on their end goal. Bowser: Wants a sense of fulfillment and support. Marrying peach would give him a life partner and a motherly figure for his kids. He will also go off of free will, as he will not resort to mind control to force peach to marry him. Eggman: wants to build a amusement park, something that he has the funds resources and countless power sources to do. If not that then to conquer the world. In which it will be a debate about blind obedience vs fear and respect. Which both parties have had their share of betrayal.
@@ColdHighway7 Dr willy and eggman would have a bromance. King k rool would be the crazy one to match donkey kong. Ridley would be the menacing one who has the profound thought at the end.
@@kojoattah3987 *Bowser and some fellow villains talking when they hear loud talking and crashing in the background* BJ: *muffled* Oops B: Sorry about that guys, that's what happens when you have a lot of kids. G: It is no problem, we understand. Dr. E: Kids will be kids, I know how that feels. K.R: Hatching are always rowdy! R: *UNGODLY SCREECHING*
Robotnik (in this video) stated it was an exosuit that could strengthen him. So high base power plus the suit would make him dangerous, for the hedgehog. Robotnik im sure can control DK
Eggman would demolish K-rool. His technology and robot army is aparently enough to rule the entire world. It takes someone on Sonics level of speed and power to put a stop to him. Especially since he's got mecha sonic to help him, and whatever other mercanaries and minions he can get on his side.
King K Rool clashed with DK the ape who literally punched the moon outta orbit he had a boxing glove on take that as you will But Eggy can’t even hurt the Kremling king 🐊 👑
@@kojoattah3987 Eggman has conquered entire solar systems, torn the very fabrics of reality asunder and created _multiple_ higher-level dimensions he can manipulate on a whim, your Kremling King would make a nice handbag for the Doc.
@@commodorex With McGuffins and preexisting beings that he gained control over an unknown timespan offscreen Vs K rool who’s front and center with this big meaty claws ready to make an egg banana split
Tjis actually makes sense. If the bananas decay, then inflation can't happen. Also, wealth is determined by how much land you have to grow bananas. And they make a great export. Genius!
Thiss is such a fun video. I would love to see this be a recurring series where it was a different person every time or even just the two of them talking about different weird aspects of their worlds they live in.
@@h2ojr1 it's ok I have, and in the comics and pretty much any iterations, the Robotization ray is a Lazer that turns organic matter, mechanical. And we see that buzz bomber is shooting a green Lazer that slowly turns Donkey Kong into a robot, so yeah I would say that is the ROBOTIZATION RAY.
Flashgitz has _Elon and Joey_ and now Mashed has _The Donkey Kong Experience._ I kinda want to see Princess Peach as the next guest and have her admit the Bowser kidnappings are all just for show, so they can make money.
I could see Robotnik doing this with the heroes of OTHER games. He hates Sonic and his friends, but other heroes from other franchises.... He wouldn't really hate because they are fighting their own villains. "Sure I may be a villain, but I got no beef with you!"
What rent? DK lives in a tree hut on a private island shaped like his own head. And have you seen how DK eats? In Donkey Kong Jungle Beat he eats bananas hand over fist, scarfing down hundreds of them in a manner of seconds. They never get the chance to rot.
I love all of the jokes abd subtle references like all the rolling of the r's on robotnik and referencing donkey kong country and funky kong as some "deadbeat surfer" and how ypu use his plane
I DMed a D&D campaign and one of my players based his character on Donkey Kong (His name was Konkey Donk). The first conversation in this video is nearly 1:1 what I talked to him about. Concerning the banana's for currency.
I’ve been waiting a new video from MASHED. Mashed has become a channel of entertainment for UA-camrs alike. Looking forward to the next chapter of There’s something about series and man vs train.
I love how Eggman just let's loose the Nano-Buzzer and has it slowly roboticizing DK and no one says or does anything about it DK is even looking at Eggman as he let's it go
Should of made a joke like, DK: "Have you ever tried PMT?" Dr.R: "Nooo? I'm aware of DMT, what's PMT?" DK: "Yeah, it's like DMT but the main ingredient is potassium" Dr.R: "Are you referring to a banana? -_-" DK: "Oh! So you have tried them!"
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If it's a real product, I'm in.
Next make video Man vs train 6 july 2024 please
😂
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I mean, it works. The bananas are infinitely spawning, so eating them prevents runaway inflation
and the value of everything is based on the constant value of a banana, if you think about it is like "a banana for scale" but aplied to their economy, kinda clever
that... actually makes a bit of sense
@@MarkiplierMeatMuncher8 Same principle as orks in 40K using their teeth as currency. They naturally rot away, so the market is always pegged to the number of orks available to trade
I mean, them being infinitely respawning would basically make them worthless
@@charge2025 And eating them prevents inflation. Maintaining a baseline of bananas in circulation
I want to meet the guy who arrived in the Mashed studios one day and said: "What if Donkey Kong was interviewed by Robotnik?"
and bald
@@smellerdoggy and joe rogan
no donkey kong is interviewing robotnik
@@adelalharbi9286I was just going to say that
Its more like “What if Donkey Kong was Joe Rogan and made a podcast with Robotnik”
All I want now is an in-character comedic podcast with Eggman- freaking *Eggman-* having to play the straight man because everyone else is so nuts it makes him look saner in comparison.
*We need this now.*
Agreed!
Absolutely.
Basically Allans gimmick in smiling friends
It’s not eggman it’s Dr. Robotnik
Also while we’re at it it’s not Princess Peach it’s Princess Toadstool. Stop dumbing things down for the younger generations 😂
Shaved Donkey Kong is traumatic to see
Shaved DK is a cursed image.
I thought dk was supposed to be a parody of joe rogan or something
Still better than DK with a bald spot
Hairless donkey kong is worse, @@mattdarrock666
Even more traumatic is the lack of his deformed cranium.
I’d pay money for a weekly podcast with these two.
Right?
Same here like the different versions of the Mario star like the star coin and green star would make a great episode of these two.
agreed. Like, just in general, these'd be good and chill.
Money!? I would pay bananas!
I’d pay bananas!
“You use money to pay for food. I’m just cutting out a step.”
This realization was so much bigger to me than it had any right to be.
thats just bartering. which is all well and good until you need to barter half a cow and dont know what to do with the other half
@@theshuman100 eat it?
you have rediscovered bartering. something that humanity all over the world has evolved away from because it simply don't works in complex societies where people have sectorial jobs and where no family or household is completely self sufficient or with stone age level of tools and items
@@theshuman100You trade it for corn or metal.
I mean the Romans used to use salt as currency. The bananas' value obviously come from the fact that they *are* food.
His headphones ain't even on his ears
His ass is not listening!!!!!!
enchanted headphones... powered by the enchanted bannanas.
It's fine. The heads empty enough the vibrations from the drivers in the earphones are enough to reverberate through to his eardrums.
Isn't this also how most people "wear" them as decoration?
Yes
So Diddy just stood there while Donkey Kong got roboticized? Some sidekick.
seems like he's just done with DK's bullshit
@@Tacom4ster
Dixie: "He got turned into a robot?!"
Diddy: *long sigh* "Yeah..." -_-
Not the first time DK was a robot
Well based on the shit hes gone through thanks to donkey Kong I'd say he was justified
@@capthavic "Im a metal head a metal head a metal head..."
"Whats above a king?"
Doctor robodik smiling smugly instead of saying God was absolutley unheard of levels of funny.
We still habe great - king.
Supreme King.
King of kings.
And the good old emperor.
President above the law
Wouldn't above king be emperor?
This is genuinely an amazing start to a sonic Mario crossover game. Eggman has roboticized the DK family. Beautiful kick start
That would be insane. Robotosized bowser next.
@@battman505 Nah, Bowser and Eggman are at war with each other with Green Hill and the Mushroom Kingdom caught in the crossfire forcing both are heroes to work together to stop their enemies before the entire galaxy is destroyed.
@@alannatherson7721. Eggman vs bowser would go hard, science vs magic, brawn vs brain.
I fucking love the take of Diddy being a tired straightman to DK
3:45 Jokes apart, Metal Donkey Kong would be OP
how 'bout.....Metal Kong
As shown, not so much. There's only so much mobility the armor would grant you. You'd need less armor, more hydrolics.
@@CrazyChris622Klanky Kong.
@@icarue993 Just imagine a room of Metal Donkey Kongs, like Iron Man having all those suits. Armored Donkey, Deep Space Metal Donkey, lightweight Aluminum Donkey, etc.
@@guidojacobs2002 But then that's not DK in armor, those are just armored suits. And the issue would be to replicate the strength of DK. If you could do so, there would be no need for DK in the first place.
But yes. It would be terrifying.
I love the touch of adding the fuzz to the mics, the less clean audio makes it feel like a more authentic podcast.
Donkey Kong really does resembles Joe Rogen, and the VA did an awesome impression of him.
joe rogan or donkey kong?
@@adelalharbi9286Yes.
@@DaladdOSC Nah, if it was he’d be spouting anti LGBTQ stuff and crying about women’s body count.
@@DaladdOSC no, its John Cena
@@pugofwarbr no its andrew tate
Don't know what's weirder, Eggman communicating as an actual human being or DK Rogan being so chill about economy
They're both equally strange to me.
I feel like a podcast between Robotnik and Bowser would end in a debate on their end goal.
Bowser: Wants a sense of fulfillment and support. Marrying peach would give him a life partner and a motherly figure for his kids. He will also go off of free will, as he will not resort to mind control to force peach to marry him.
Eggman: wants to build a amusement park, something that he has the funds resources and countless power sources to do. If not that then to conquer the world. In which it will be a debate about blind obedience vs fear and respect. Which both parties have had their share of betrayal.
I like this idea. Take this and also have a panel where Ganon, K. Rool, Ridley and Dr. Wily also join them
@@ColdHighway7 Dr willy and eggman would have a bromance. King k rool would be the crazy one to match donkey kong. Ridley would be the menacing one who has the profound thought at the end.
And there needs to be a joke where Bowsers 9 kids (the Koopalings + Lord Jr.) to be in the background being loud and Bowser apologizing about it 😂 🙏
@@kojoattah3987
*Bowser and some fellow villains talking when they hear loud talking and crashing in the background*
BJ: *muffled* Oops
B: Sorry about that guys, that's what happens when you have a lot of kids.
G: It is no problem, we understand.
Dr. E: Kids will be kids, I know how that feels.
K.R: Hatching are always rowdy!
R: *UNGODLY SCREECHING*
@@chrimsonphantomtake out the b
Putting a mech suit on DK is like giving an Iron Man suit to the Hulk (not Banner)
You'd just hold him back
That's kinda the point though? Eggman wants to control that power. Now the podcast will be entirely about Chasing Sonic.
Robotnik (in this video) stated it was an exosuit that could strengthen him. So high base power plus the suit would make him dangerous, for the hedgehog. Robotnik im sure can control DK
Remember when DK had his head shaved in that CGI Donkey Kong cartoon and it was revealed that his hair was actually his skull?
I hated that.
@@aaronsarchive82 me too
Real talk. This is perhaps one of the most well-grounded videos I’ve _ever_ seen from this channel. 😊
2:27 I love Robotnik's frustration here
Got me thinking about how Eggman would probably win against K Rool regardless if K Rool was under his Scientist persona or not
Eggman would demolish K-rool. His technology and robot army is aparently enough to rule the entire world. It takes someone on Sonics level of speed and power to put a stop to him. Especially since he's got mecha sonic to help him, and whatever other mercanaries and minions he can get on his side.
@@Fernandojoojspeed=power. Force is equal to mass times acceleration, so the faster Sonic goes, the more force he produces
King K Rool clashed with DK the ape who literally punched the moon outta orbit he had a boxing glove on take that as you will
But Eggy can’t even hurt the Kremling king 🐊 👑
@@kojoattah3987 Eggman has conquered entire solar systems, torn the very fabrics of reality asunder and created _multiple_ higher-level dimensions he can manipulate on a whim, your Kremling King would make a nice handbag for the Doc.
@@commodorex With McGuffins and preexisting beings that he gained control over an unknown timespan offscreen
Vs K rool who’s front and center with this big meaty claws ready to make an egg banana split
Tjis actually makes sense.
If the bananas decay, then inflation can't happen. Also, wealth is determined by how much land you have to grow bananas. And they make a great export.
Genius!
2:55: "He has no idea where I'm going with this."
“……….excellent”
So donkey Kong country is like an orc settlement in warhammer 40k, where the money is all natural degrades over time and easy to get
3:24
He's a metalhead
A metalhead
A metalhead
A m e t a l h e a d
1:25 is what made me realize Diddy Kong's name did NOT age well 💀💀💀
Thiss is such a fun video. I would love to see this be a recurring series where it was a different person every time or even just the two of them talking about different weird aspects of their worlds they live in.
As usual, when it's not Sonic, Robotnik really shows he is the E.G G.M.A.N.
He is the walrus?
The constant "all-natural" leading eventually to the supplement advert is hilarious
Dude that Donkey Kong is so on point with the old cartoon voice like that impression is so fucking good
0:27 Shaved Donkey Kong Is Not Real, He Cannot Hurt You
To be fair, in ancient civilizations wheat, rice, and corn were crop currencies you can eat.
Also to be fair, unlike bananas, grains actually can be stored for years.
The joke works when you don't think about this.
Donkey Rogan is a cursed combination
Donkey RoKomg
@@NulledSeriesRonkey Kong-n
2:03 the answer here is easy,they're magic.
But before DK said their all natural
@@reverse9167all natural magic
All natural magic
Potassi-pills what's that mean 🤔 what you think mashed
[P O T A S S I U M]
@@GucciPucciMIHKris, GET THE BANANA
@@Chilling_pal_n01anad91ct get the banana kris GET IT GET IT
GET THE BANANAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
I'm concerned about what "get six today" means, is that like taking exactly six of those?
@@HorrorBiscuit13Ha ha, I cant wait to see that meme.
This is a masterpiece of the best podcast for Dr Eggman and Donkey Kong.
I'm glad I finally found the whole thing; been seeing snippets of it on shorts for weeks.
NAW KONG TALKING WITH DIDDY?!?!? 1:28
diddy part makes me edge
This aged well
@@cheeseburger1064 kinda
I've watched this twice and I wish that mashed makes this into a series
Pls hope they do
People talk about Donky Kong but they never talk about how his discount codes don't work
Man, everything is amazing about this series. The voice acting, the super realistic animation, the real podcast feeling script
3:11
Is that the ROBOTIZATION ray?
someone read the comics
@@h2ojr1 it's ok I have, and in the comics and pretty much any iterations, the Robotization ray is a Lazer that turns organic matter, mechanical. And we see that buzz bomber is shooting a green Lazer that slowly turns Donkey Kong into a robot, so yeah I would say that is the ROBOTIZATION RAY.
Acctualy makes sense to be honest.
I love how hes not even wearing the headphones right
Flashgitz has _Elon and Joey_ and now Mashed has _The Donkey Kong Experience._ I kinda want to see Princess Peach as the next guest and have her admit the Bowser kidnappings are all just for show, so they can make money.
I knew I saw this concept somewhere.
God, now I kinda wanna see a Flashgitz + Mashed crossover and they just do Joe Rogan jokes.
I was wondering what they reminded me of lol
Flashgitz is slightly more edgy tho and there’s nothing wrong with that
Of course their is a banana bank. That is where you redeem your banana coins for your stored bananas.
1:15 why did eggman become a villager for a second there
More like a pillager in my opinion.
That was fantastic I love it
Donkey kong boutta be the final boss that sonic destroys in like 5 seconds
Fun fact: this is a reference to my sonic 1 animation
Ima need more of these donkey kong podcast doc
I love how robot DK looks like mechani kong from the king Kong movies
"This is bananas" A movie starring Kevin Spacey
Eggman never wastes his time on anyone... unless to get something out of it.
Those who know him are certain of that.
So, Eggman deployed a small Buzz Bomber that turns Donkey Kong into a robot?
Yes
Must’ve been a converter bot that has a very similar design to the bomber but different purpose and size
Put… put it back. Put his fur back.
Id would love to see this turn into a regular series
Eggman denuinly trying to understand the nature of DK Country and its society is something you could make a little show out of.
What's surprising me the most is Eggman not taking advantage of it and clone banana's and take whatever he wants from the donkey kong franchise
We need more Eggman talk shows, love his prospect on the other character's ways of going about things, and their inevitable robotification~
I really want more of this. Just two people talking about the details of a fictional world so casually
Donkey Kong: No Diddy!
3:00 after king it’s emperor
To be fair, food was one of society's earliest forms of currency. But it was usually stuff with a longer shelf life than nanners.
I require more of these podcasts
1:25 “you kidding me Diddy?“ aged horribly
0:14 do bananas 🍌 act as currency for your island?🏝️
Come again?
well, instead of collecting coins or rrrrings, you collect bananas, isn't that right?🤨
Oh yeah, right, it's our money. All natural money
All Natural Money! 🌴💵
Thank you Diddy at 2:00 i was about to say, I feel like the answer is, they never go bad because they always get stolen.
You should do a whole series on this with different characters that doctor robotic interviews. lol
I could see Robotnik doing this with the heroes of OTHER games.
He hates Sonic and his friends, but other heroes from other franchises.... He wouldn't really hate because they are fighting their own villains.
"Sure I may be a villain, but I got no beef with you!"
unironically would listen to this podcast
Same
What rent? DK lives in a tree hut on a private island shaped like his own head. And have you seen how DK eats? In Donkey Kong Jungle Beat he eats bananas hand over fist, scarfing down hundreds of them in a manner of seconds. They never get the chance to rot.
3:19 oh dear
I love all of the jokes abd subtle references like all the rolling of the r's on robotnik and referencing donkey kong country and funky kong as some "deadbeat surfer" and how ypu use his plane
This is the most dorkly feeling mash skit
"You know that Eggman just turned you into a robot right?"
"I don't know what you mean Diddy. It's just a healthy sheen."
2:08
😂😂😂 When he put it like that 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I DMed a D&D campaign and one of my players based his character on Donkey Kong (His name was Konkey Donk).
The first conversation in this video is nearly 1:1 what I talked to him about. Concerning the banana's for currency.
I’ve been waiting a new video from MASHED. Mashed has become a channel of entertainment for UA-camrs alike. Looking forward to the next chapter of There’s something about series and man vs train.
I kinda want to see a string of interviews or podcasts with Robotnik convincing more characters to become robots to help him fight Sonic.
2:42 dubstep snare
Diddy: "We'd never know if the bananas go bad because they keep getting eaten. 𝐎𝐫 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐥𝐞𝐧."
😂
I'd pay for an animated podcast series I'm gonna be honest
I love how Eggman just let's loose the Nano-Buzzer and has it slowly roboticizing DK and no one says or does anything about it DK is even looking at Eggman as he let's it go
This was very charming
Should of made a joke like,
DK: "Have you ever tried PMT?"
Dr.R: "Nooo? I'm aware of DMT, what's PMT?"
DK: "Yeah, it's like DMT but the main ingredient is potassium"
Dr.R: "Are you referring to a banana? -_-"
DK: "Oh! So you have tried them!"
"Diddy" oh God 😭
this is the best serie in mashed,i pay to see a episode where they interview forgotten characters like wild woody
We need more of this
i am gonna need more of these im gonna put this in my podcast playlist
I would like to see an actual podcast like this
Great Satan, this was disturbingly funny and almost TOO damn accurate. Like, so accurate that it almost doesn't come across as an elaborate spoof.
Congratulations Mashed!
NEW FUNKY MODE (First)
DK can punch the moon out of orbit. I dont know what kinda damage a roboticized DK can do.
0:55 money is a commodity, this isn't that absurd, people didn't just use paper currency until recently.
Yeah I think the Chinese invented it in like 400 BC
I love how Robotnik gaslights DK into allowing himself to be roboticized at the end.
This needs more episodes of game characters interviewing each other. This was hilarious.
Soooo…..The Donkey Kong Experience series is coming soon, right?
RIGHT?!?!?
This needs to be an ongoing series! It's awesome!
Jim Carrey interviews Seth Rogan
That's true