Subway Coronavirus Precautions, Dinosaur DNA & Twitter’s “Fleets” Feature | The Daily Show
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- New York City tries to prevent the coronavirus from spreading on subways, scientists discover well-preserved dinosaur DNA, and Twitter tests out its new “fleets” feature. #TheDailyShow
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Lmao right after they clean it you see a guy pissing in the corner at 2am
King Peppy no sane individual goes to the restrooms in train stations. Only God knows what goes on in there. You may get mugged by a 6 ft tall mutant rat.
Mark Grant facts
King Peppy lol New York transit doesn’t have public restrooms, you can’t put cameras inside public restrooms so if you need to use the bathroom and you’re on the J train you’re out of luck dude 😂 The employees get restrooms but they barely use them
campbell you are mistaken, there isnt a public restroom at every station but there are restrooms in some. It is dirty, and it is dangerous, and they are cleaned on a regular basis daily. Yet they stay filthy, because as soon as someone cleans them they get trashed and other unmentionables. Some is because of homeless people, most are because of homeless junkies, and some is by the regular public
L R nah just junkies 😂
Dinosaur: “Heyyyyy Bernie!”
Bernie: “Hello Carl.”
Me: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
Best part 🤣👌
laydsimba Did you passed medicaid for all?!?!!!! Lmao 🤣
😂😂😂lol
@@isabella8885 66 millions years Carl, we're almost there, almost!
Same with my gym, they were disinfecting everything today and I'm like, why is this only just happening now? Lol
O that's no good you should come to ours in bad Homburg in Germany, they have a great sauna area, I'll show you. :)
@DATING HARLEY QUINN we are getting exonerated now that we have a guest from Wuhan 😁😁😁
I got into the habit of bringing a box of disinfectant wipes to my HIIT cardio classes a long time ago. The gym coaches *claim* they clean the equipment between each class yet I wipe it down and the white disinfectant cloths turns completely yellow every time I do. So gross. 😨😖🤢 Don't even get me started on the boxing gloves... 😫😷😱
FOH try having your kids taken by DHS Child Welfare and being forced to visit them in rooms where hundreds of toys are kept and they leave you with a bottle of disinfectant wipes. Never really cleaning the rooms thoroughly. Then when you beg them to let you have visits at your home becuase you have a newborn baby and your other kids keep getting sick and runny noses they deny you. Then immediately after your kids get hand, foot, mouth virus and their nails start to fall off. Then you refuse to go to their visitation rooms and they finally say "ok you can have your visits at home now"
Alright, now if this goes on long enough...it'll become a habit
Ah shi-I've stumbled on the conspiracy!
Can we just take a moment to appreciate how happy and full of energy trevor seems to be in every single episode. It’s like the guy doesn’t have a bad day. I hope he truly is living his best life
He is .hes a typical saffer hey😂
He's a beautiful person.
We all love Trevor
That Bernie joke was gold 💀
😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
I was waiting for it too haahah
☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🇷🇺🇺🇸🇷🇺🇺🇸🇷🇺🇺🇸🇷🇺🇺🇸🇷🇺🇺🇸🇷🇺🇺🇸🇷🇺🇺🇸🇷🇺🇺🇸🇷🇺🇺🇸🇷🇺
It really was😂
agree 100% "HellO CArL, WENEED TO TALK!" LOL
It's like when your mom says these dishes better be clean when I get home and then you procrastinate all day until you hear her car pull up. So you sprint to the kitchen to pretend you've been doing them the whole time.
This is exactly what makes me believe that we live in one world
and then a deadly new disease infects your kitchen? Yea that's the worst.
Nailah Oliver that’s literally the worst!
Chloe Cheng w..we do
She knows you've only started 10 seconds before. She knows. And she still loves you... If that's not a miracle, I don't know what is.
"Bernie, good to see you again" hahahaha LOVE THIS
Not using the word hazrat suit was a missed opportunity
Jessica Haddock ohhhh that’s a gooood one!!!!!
There is so much truth to this. NyC subways is dirty.
And you really believe they are cleaning it....
I’ve never been to the US... but I do keep hearing about how dirty it is and the fact that people actually pee between the metro cars... 😳 is that also true?
Every 72 years they clean it whether or not it needs it or anyone wants it cleaned.
@@nehcooahnait7827 yes, they pee inside the metro in the areas where you stand and wait to take the train. You can smell it sometimes, it's nasty.
WolfTalkings ua-cam.com/video/O8_OkwiF3Tc/v-deo.html
Watching in another tab "Trevor Noah - You Laugh But It's True - Making Of Daywalker
" at the same time, switching between tabs. Trevor, you had a long and amazing journey through the years. I'm so glad that you end up hosting the Daily Show. Everything you do right now ripples outward and affects everyone. You use your platform to open hearts and minds.
This is what it means to be a positive influence on the world.
The best way to prevent Coronavirus seems to be avoid other people. Jokes on the virus, I've been training for this my entire life ;)
Edit: So many introverts in this thread! Thank you for chatting with me from the comfort of your own screens. Y'all are why I love making videos and talking to people :D
I'm so socially awkward the Coronavirus won't try to spread to me because it won't get anyone from me, I have nobody to spread it to ;)
@@justmytw0cents Take that evolution! Us awkward folks will be the ones who survive!
Walfie ua-cam.com/video/O8_OkwiF3Tc/v-deo.html
you are right, the best way is to avoid other people, wear mask, wash hands, make disinfection if you touch other thing, wash hands, then will not easy to be infected
Im an introvert.. n I have short film premiere to attend tomorrow.. tbh Im a bit nervous bcuz of this virus since more n more cases is being reported here in sweden. Also the anxiety of meeting ppl...
“In coronavirus news, organisations are now desperate enough to do the bare minimum cleaning that they should have been doing all along.”
Using paper towels or rags and spray bottles then wiping dry DOES NOT do the job. Have been a licensed dental & health care professional for 40+ years. (3 DEGREES, 3 UNIVERSITY TEACHING POSITIONS) and worked on thousands ++++ of patients) some/not all with Hepatitis A, B, C & HIV etc. and other infectious diseases. HEPATITIS WAS AND STILL IS probably the biggest problem in dentistry, because it can live on hard surfaces for many, many, many weeks w/o being immediately killed. HIV is killed much more easily outside the mouth. When we sprayed our equipment (chairs, worktops, light handles etc), we had to leave it "wet" for at least "10 min" and let it air dry PREFERABLY. The high alcohol content and other anti-viral ingredients in the mixture needs time to kill effectively. ALSO, our ear loop paper face masks were changed every 30-40 min - as they do absorbed moisture from your breath. When they become too moist & wet their useless against bacteria and viruses. Water, reg Household BLEACH and some liquid anti-bacterial soap mixed together works great, IF MIXED IN THE CORRECT AMOUNTS. However it is CORROSIVE on metal. BLEACH++ MIXED PROPERLY WILL KILL EVERYTHING! One last comment: Quarantine those that test POSITIVE for a full month !! 2 weeks is not nearly enough time...I hope this helps. Stay healthy !!!
@@paulferrante5192 a trying to like your comment but my phone be acting up
organisations? and people tbh, some have discovered soap!
@@MARYWTHER There's an upside to everything, I suppose.
They need to clean like that EVERY day ALL THE TIME.
Also I'm very skeptical
Nothing is ever TRULY deleted from the internet
Call me paranoid, but I wonder if the big guys in Twitter will abuse this.
Here's hoping that doesn't happen.
Star Cherry ua-cam.com/video/O8_OkwiF3Tc/v-deo.html
lol, as if people don't screenshot everything anyway 🙄
3 4 20 Hey Star Cherry, No kidding. Glad you're aware of that. It's called a subpoena (to obtain the things you've written) & the information is kept FOREVER on servers. So if the company needs to cover their behind, the company/justice/police comes after YOU. So, be polite/kind. Be well. v
If you’re reading this I hope you aren’t waiting for some random day to start living.
Peep this
ua-cam.com/video/nG-aduD1miM/v-deo.html
It took a virus for the NYC subway to actually get cleaned... A blessing in disguise
I hope to one day be as rich as the CEO of a hand sanitizer company.
And mask factory😂😂😂😂
Lysol and Clorox as well 👍
3M
@@sushmitashrestha6513 are u from Nepal
Then do it hopes and dreams will not make you rich
The cure for Coronavirus IS the subway. Corona: “What is that SMELL, it’s killing me!!!!”
Joe R M 😂😂😂
@Al 72 stop spreading hate as if Indian metro is dirty
@@dwoods6998 : No hookers on the subway but plenty of weirdos and hobos.
Corona is the shitty beer right. All alcohol is mostly shitty but beer is the worst and anyone who drinks Corona, has a miserable life lmao haha
If you’re reading this I hope you aren’t waiting for some random day to start living.
Peep this
ua-cam.com/video/nG-aduD1miM/v-deo.html
I love when Trevor cracks up because of his own jokes xD
The only way that will actually work is if they do it every hour. Not every 72 hours.
Regarding, sterilizing the subways.
Once a day is more often than never.
I bet they don't even do it 😂 they only did it for the video
Do you mean to say every 30 minutes?
Plus the ppl cleaning weren't wearing masks!
@@jillsorbera7247 plus what else.?
Fun fact: birds descended from dinosaurs. So if Popeyes does get their hands on some T-Rex meat, it would prolly just taste like chicken.
or lizard...
I can't stop touching my face now.
@Handsome Squidward By golly that solves it. The subway fappers were actually showing everyone how to be healthy, but we just didn't listen!
Your face ye suuure
Samme
Decreasing transmission rate by even a tiny little bit will dramatically decrease the virus spread.
"Did you pass Medicare for All?"
"It's getting close. We're getting there"
jfc
Serious question, how can Trevor be so cute and so funny/adorable at the same time
After scientists bring back a dinosaur... “Oops, we thought it was herbivore, but it’s not.” 🦖
First in 100 years, MTA is cleaning the subways 😂
AT
They’ve done it twice now🖖
That’s why they retire cars and buy new ones... “There’s just no more room for another layer of crud... gotta put the old girl out to pasture.”
4:10 Trevor Noah laughing at his own joke is the best thing about this video 😁
Dinosaur: "Oh! Bernie! Hey!" LOL!
So the cleaning folks only have gloves as protection?
AND sanitation wipes. 😆
What else do they need?
@@monavie9110 Full suit masks... didnt you see china and korea and japan !!!
@@nadaghani8792 a hazmat suit is an overkill for sanitation workers. Im not sure if China does full suit masks for sanitation folks or only for doctors who are at a far higher risk.
@@nadaghani8792 but objects aren't able to cough and sneeze
It´s like McDonalds saying "Now we´re cleaning the Toilets every 72 hours!"
WTF WERE YOU DOING BEFORE?
Coronavirus: **exist**
Me who barely goes outside: 🤣
Coronavirus: *exist*
Me who always goes to the gym: 😷👊
“ALL these Mecica- ALL THESE Mexica- .-. I’m hungry.”
@Ling Ling That part had me screaming! 😂
꧁taterthots꧂ then I realized I spelled the first “mexica-“ wrong and it just makes it all the funnier
@@hello-yp3kz Omg, I just noticed the misspell. You're right it is funnier. XD
Umm, could anyone explain the funny point of this joke? I don't get it...
*"You have to do it long enough to sing happy birthday twice."*
Guess where he got that from?
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
*Dr. M*
What? That's how long you're supposed to brush your teeth. It's an old thing.
@@MrEazyE357You don't get it, he's actually mocking dr.mike
@@MovieSeriesClips Am I supposed to know who that is?
Legit, why wasn’t New York subways not cleaned every 72 hours in the past lol.
Wait a minute they weren't cleaning the subways before? I used to take those when I visited New York in 2007. I'm lucky I'm not sick.
Yup
Go Bernie Go we love you I gonna vote for you .Make the world great again
I hope we get a solution for this virus so that people can rest and concentrate on other things.
Thank you for making every moment lighter for us.
Berina Ogega well written 😊
End: "I'm hungry someone give me mashed cauliflower" 😜
my point exactly!!! Now??? They finally feel that they need to maintain the cleanliness??
😂😂😂😂😂 that Bernie joke is gold!
Just saying... the 90000+ cases also include the patients that had recovered... that is 53000+ people. 😳 there are still around 39000 people who r still struggling at the moment
Bruce strkland Active cases are at around 39000.
3350 have died.
Nehco Oahnait And new cases/day are almost 3000 right now 😶
Yeah the latest I have seen is around 3.5% deathrate. Some people haven't fully gone through it either yet 😔
What is the cost of treatment if you get Coronavirus? Does your insurance policy cover it if you have insurance?
Maybe Medicare For All is a good idea.
A girl rode a train from Chicago to St Louis after returning from Italy and she later tested positive for the virus. Her dad also took her to a dance in St Louis AFTER she was told to self quarantine. It's like no matter what we do it all slips through the cracks
Through these times how would we make it without watching the Daily show 🤣
3:53 BERNIE that part was so funny 🤣 😂
Ah, explains why chicken tastes so good😂
Not first
First was Anton Gerochi
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Ha?
You are first in our hearts...to get hiv
...that bernie joke though...🤣🤣🤣
You missed a perfect setup for the ending: "...I'm hungry get me a T-Rex burger from Wendy's"
1:43 rat: "oh no, we are NOT gonna take the fall for this one like we did with the plague!"
Thats how us humans are , only taking action once we feel the heatttt
"And its the reason even white people have switched to the fist bump"
This one got me😹😹😹😹😹
That Dino looks like the good aliens from the 5th Element.
They knew!
This episode was halarious! Thank you
Every 72 hours? That is a joke really. In Asian countries, we sanitise the subway system more often even before the Coronavirus epidemic. Now it’s literally every 4-6 hours.
yidingcao and yet.....
yidingcao now USA can learn
That is why many who come to the us is like coming to a 3rd world country or significantly stepping back in time. We don’t have rail systems competitive with >=30 years ago. We have a $27 trillion gdp of what? Fraud? You can’t just write numbers down on a sheet of paper. There has to be actual useful function. They already had a budget of >=$2700 billion yet couldn’t even clean the subway at all. Now it’s every 72 hours, improperly, not following bioprocedures (short sleeve shirts?). They need several billion extra for that which is what congress is busy working up embezzlement... I mean fraud... I mean schemes to get the money to the people who need it most. They also just wanted to apologize for having people actually doing something resembling work on this video. They promptly fired all of them and issued a statement to those on payroll profusely apologizing for them getting through the job application process that they’re usually effective at preventing anybody who actually does their job or adds real value from getting hired. They also noted that they’ll be systematically persecuting, harassing, oppressing, interfering with pay/employment, threatening to kill, etc the usual all who were actually doing anything productive with assistance from “police” and any number of people sworn to defend the country including defense/intelligence officials past and present such as John c Rogers, etc.
UA-camrs rule UA-cam largely “unteachable.” Doesn’t matter the amount of money. They’ll try to steal it and try to buy fake grades/school applications.
“ Love that T rex from popeye” I died 😆 😂 😆 😆 😆
" wow is this for meee?" LOLLL
I see a lot of Twitter screenshots coming in the near future.
This isn’t the first time finding dinosaur dna, there was another and we found out that dinosaurs are related more to chickens than lizards and crocodiles.
Which means that dinosaur meat was delicious
Please give me the sequence of that DNA. You do not have it.
If dinosaur DNA was found that proves that they did not die out as long ago as scientist say they did.
@@gilly3719 no, it doesn't, it just means that it was preserved. But let's pretend that it did mean that, so what? If we found a living dinosaur today, what would that mean?
@@gilly3719 we do have birds, horseshoe crabs and the tuatara, none of which disprove evolution. Even the Loc Ness Monster would not disprove evolution. Evolution is easily disproven. A horse with feathers, or a crocoduck, would disprove evolution.
@@gilly3719 let's just say that dinosaurs didn't die out when they say they did and are still alive today, so what?
With ‘Fleets’, say goodbye to accountability.
I died when he said “love that t-Rex from pot pies”!
I find your lack of iPhone's speed lawsuit story disturbing
@@ernestscribbler2294 Comedy Central is MSM? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'm awaiting my $25 with baited breath.
Djt: So many mexicans...
Djt: So many mexicans...
Djt: Am hungry
me: am dead
I thought it was 'I'm hungry'! 😂
That Bernie joke tho 😂😂😂
Pizza rat was seen licking all the freshly sanitized surfaces, teasing, "corona this b*tches!!"
Coronavirus: *ends humanity*
Humans: *Laughter*
What you can do about Corona? Crying? Depressing?
Well good for us then! We can change the saying "the world ends, not with a bang but a 'chuckle'!" If I gotta go I'd rather go laughing then whimpering!
“Fleets” sounds stupid and has a lot of potential for HORRIBLE comments
I agree with you!
@@RedDragonM1 wasnt sure if dislikein this would send the wrong point. cuz ur point is spot on.
It's 100% idiotic! And, the responses remain??? Double idiotic!
Never used twitter but my neighbor is the creator
I would say not to look up "fleet" on UrbanDictionary. But here's the definition I got.
Fleet honestly has no specific definition but you can use in any way, shape, or form.
March 4th my birthday! The Most Perfect gift i could've asked for! Love ya Noah!
I’m from NYC, yes the buses and trains were always cleaned but due to COVID they’re getting cleaned more thoroughly and carefully
Well thank god this didn't hit 4 years ago when _Happy Birthday_ was still under copyright.
Totally agree with disappearing crush messages...nobody like being left on read indeed 😂
4:34 That P "disapeared" as well :D
Finally NYC subway 🚊 is cleaning? 😂
I'm not really sure about the twitter thing, I don't think we need anymore incentive to fire off stuff without consequence
guess will have to take screen shots from now on
Freedom of Speech, Freedom of expression. Suck it up looser.
They should be doing that anyway, I moved out of the USA two years ago after traveling Asia for 7 years. I now live in Tokyo, Bangkok, and Singapore. New York City has the dirtiest, filthiest, smelly subway ever. Tokyo, and Singapore clean there subways 24/7. Bangkok subways shuts down after midnight then they clean all the trains. New York also has the noisiest, smelly riders. Tokyo, Bangkok , and Singapore has no cell phone talking, singing, or entertainment on their subway trains.
I don't know if it's the dirtiest. I lived in Philadelphia for a while and that one was not very good. The trains were clean but the stations smelled like piss.
I used to be a travel agent, and when I visited HongKong a couple of times, I was so impressed with the super clean subway. People did not throw anything on the floor. Same in Japan 🌸. Why can't we have nice trains like that in Scandinavia 🙇♀️. I blame the drunk people, who always leave their burger wrappings and half eaten fries on the seats and on the floor when driving home late at night....
@@blue7cat10 it's probably related to the Education system
That "oh bernie!" kilt me
Missed the callback joke at the end where Donald should have said, "I am hungry... [let's eat the dinosaurs]"
We will forget about this time come the summer
Summer doesnt last long
Yes!! Finally another funny vid that catches me up on the latest tea
Tisha Chaudhuri ☕
Who is UA-camr?
"Oh Bernie good to see you again", hahahah hahahhaa haha I'm crying....
Why you are crying.. you should laugh 😜
That dinausore would make the perfect thanks giving turkey :-)
ikr? And one dino egg would feed a whole family
So close to having Medicare for All! Don't go the way of the dinosaurs, vote Bernie!
#Bernie2020 #Democrats4Democracy #Medicare4All
i honest to god thought they _never_ cleaned the trains
3:54 I nearly spat out my tea laughing
Oh god, the Bernie's part is the best 😂😂 I laughed
Bro I tried watching this while having lunch, no chance.
OK, Bernie's age is getting to be a dead horse, but that dinosaur one was really well timed.
HISHE - "I'm hungry. Where's my velociraptor KFC at?"
Lmao they shud been cleaning the subway the whole time 🤣🤣🤣
Ending should have been Trump yelling out “Obama” 😁
Meanwhile, in Africa
Ebola: What is this, a crossover episode?
Ronny aint cracking jokes no more haha LOL
That Bernie joke 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I love this channel laughing out loud
Disinfection every 72 hours? Could it be longer?
Omg the Bernie joke caught me off guard hahahaha
Man, I love the cretaceous period.
Birds are "avian-dinosaurs", the non-avian dinosaurs went extinct.
That's why I never really understood people making pets of chickens. Maybe tiny parakeets etc. but chickens can mess you up
Atleast April is less than 30 days away because Covid-19 will Magically disappear forever 👍
Porkchop Sandwiches
Really?
@@iamderah5080 according to Trump, but he never lies so it just has to be true.
🤣😂 Trevor is silly! 🎵Love that T-Rex from Popeye's🎵 I LOL on that one.
Trevor was really holding back that joke about bernie and dinosaurs.