TOJI FUSHIGURO: The Cursed Baby Daddy

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  • @ranoutofgoodusernames8394
    @ranoutofgoodusernames8394 7 місяців тому +17774

    Toji's the kind of father to go looking for the milk, then forget about the milk because he was busy beefing with a couple of teenagers.

    • @eonnexus
      @eonnexus 7 місяців тому +932

      Isn't that basically what happened? XD

    • @ranoutofgoodusernames8394
      @ranoutofgoodusernames8394 7 місяців тому +334

      @@eonnexus Yes

    • @kyrohowe3156
      @kyrohowe3156 7 місяців тому +218

      ​@@eonnexus it's true, watch the Hidden Inventory arc

    • @jamesmburu280
      @jamesmburu280 7 місяців тому

      This is the dumbest comment ever it makes no sense

    • @RevulsiveLooper
      @RevulsiveLooper 7 місяців тому +254

      Shit Toji forgot that milk years before Hidden Inventory. Mfer really went AWOL the second his wife died

  • @Mista_Cassla
    @Mista_Cassla 7 місяців тому +14350

    Toji going into the domain expansion with milk in each hand 😂🤣

    • @Archived_WaveThe1
      @Archived_WaveThe1 7 місяців тому +119

      here before popular

    • @therealsleepyz
      @therealsleepyz 7 місяців тому +40

      Early 😮😮

    • @zeybloxia
      @zeybloxia 7 місяців тому +51

      Nah bruh im dead 💀💀

    • @MJxTitan
      @MJxTitan 7 місяців тому +3

      Hello

    • @Ben-vj2xc
      @Ben-vj2xc 7 місяців тому +6

      I’m so so happy that I got here early

  • @Lulumochii
    @Lulumochii 3 місяці тому +943

    Bro died two times to avoid child support

    • @randomaccount6215
      @randomaccount6215 25 днів тому +20

      Bro literally killed himself one of those times to avoid it 😂

  • @ChakalBravo21
    @ChakalBravo21 5 місяців тому +280

    Not only that, but canonically, Toji enterd into heaven despite all the heinous stuff he did XD

    • @Glitchedpixel5
      @Glitchedpixel5 Місяць тому +29

      WE NEED KID BUU IN HERE NOW!!!

    • @aSentientPickle
      @aSentientPickle 24 дні тому +10

      ​@@Glitchedpixel5 woah woah woah chill out brah it ain't that serious

    • @thewhitejawa
      @thewhitejawa 7 днів тому +3

      @@Glitchedpixel5 LMFAOOO

    • @whole_wheat_soup9321
      @whole_wheat_soup9321 4 дні тому +2

      Is there a canonical heaven?

    • @seraphim_croc
      @seraphim_croc 4 дні тому +8

      @@whole_wheat_soup9321 there is, technically he sacrificed himself to save Megumi when he went haywire with Granny’s cursed technique. Toji killing her made it so that he had no control or consciousness until he recognized Megumi temporarily. Sacrificing yourself for your son is a one way ticket to heaven.

  • @hoboguru2901
    @hoboguru2901 6 місяців тому +6749

    Selling your kid to the opps is definitely a wild addition to anime history

    • @Protogv
      @Protogv 6 місяців тому +571

      Niggas making his sons backstory like he the creator 😂😂

    • @lukapie
      @lukapie 6 місяців тому +106

      And I thought Dio was worst

    • @FW.Shadthix
      @FW.Shadthix 6 місяців тому +86

      @@lukapienah he is worse😭😭

    • @carlgaming4488
      @carlgaming4488 6 місяців тому +35

      I thought toji didn't kill the maid 8:44

    • @Deon598
      @Deon598 6 місяців тому +9

      ​@@carlgaming4488Same, and I watched that episode bout 3 times

  • @deanpai7787
    @deanpai7787 7 місяців тому +4077

    Toji is either the toughest or most glazed baby daddy in anime

    • @user-ki4zv2gl6e
      @user-ki4zv2gl6e 7 місяців тому +69

      on gng

    • @dragonkingkj
      @dragonkingkj 7 місяців тому +66

      Fr though💀💀💀

    • @X4PVY
      @X4PVY 7 місяців тому +10

      ikr

    • @theredcomet844
      @theredcomet844 7 місяців тому +104

      I do not like using the term "glazed", because you know... donuts.

    • @OnePiece_Maria
      @OnePiece_Maria 7 місяців тому +7

      FR😭💀

  • @justsomeguywithagoatee8337
    @justsomeguywithagoatee8337 6 місяців тому +1904

    11:49 Nah, Toji went out of his way not to kill Geto (so he wouldn't need to deal with all Geto's stored curses being released). So downgrade that to aggravated assault.

    • @fuckyoutube4398
      @fuckyoutube4398 6 місяців тому +68

      good point

    • @BIGTHANKSHEESH
      @BIGTHANKSHEESH 4 місяці тому +90

      He was never even planning to attack Geto until Geto attacked him. So this is technically self-defense

    • @Jogothegoat
      @Jogothegoat 4 місяці тому +40

      If a murderer tries to kill a person but by the time they do, the law enforcement shows up, it’s still attempted murder.
      He just didn’t want the extra trouble, and had he not known what will happen to the curses geto stored, he probably would’ve killed geto too.
      Let’s not forget toji murked the maid for *0* reason at all.
      It makes more sense why it’s an attempted murder (because he fought with murdeous intent) than aggravated assault (self defense)

    • @Aintiastinker2
      @Aintiastinker2 3 місяці тому +3

      @@Jogothegoatactually geto attacked him first it’s still self defense yo

    • @Nomadtheus
      @Nomadtheus 3 місяці тому +31

      ​@@Aintiastinker2After breaking into jujutsu high and killing three people, that's like if a burglar broke into your house shot your wife dead and then claiming self defense when they beat the hell out of you when you try and cap em for it.

  • @sensationaljoe
    @sensationaljoe 6 місяців тому +270

    the lightskin voice for gojo is killing me😂😂

  • @nastycrimeboi5085
    @nastycrimeboi5085 7 місяців тому +4304

    Toji is a better father to the damn curse on his neck than to his own son. Truly one of the most black air force deadbeats of all time

    • @MarukaiX
      @MarukaiX 7 місяців тому +269

      It's wild cause it's true

    • @ELmayberry
      @ELmayberry 7 місяців тому +47

      right 😂😂

    • @thursday8382
      @thursday8382 7 місяців тому +227

      it's cause unlike a child that lil mf useful

    • @hafirenggayuda
      @hafirenggayuda 7 місяців тому +60

      Tbf, if not for Zenin shenanigan (and the mom), he would raise Megumi nicely

    • @mcbdllc2848
      @mcbdllc2848 7 місяців тому +20

      Is he better father than goku

  • @TheSupremehimuld-9wld
    @TheSupremehimuld-9wld 6 місяців тому +6106

    The fact that toji forgot about his son then came to life just to whoop his child for nothing is crazy 😭😭😭

    • @stephaniex90
      @stephaniex90 6 місяців тому +406

      Life as a Latino child

    • @AzraelAsItGetsVtuber
      @AzraelAsItGetsVtuber 6 місяців тому +564

      That's that parental instinct. By default, Toji felt that his kid was nearby and needed to remind him who brought him into this life.

    • @nobodysinceforever
      @nobodysinceforever 6 місяців тому +74

      ​@@stephaniex90damn

    • @gabrieljernigan8443
      @gabrieljernigan8443 6 місяців тому +179

      ​@@AzraelAsItGetsVtuberToji also needed to give hin a reminder he could just as easily take his ass out💀

    • @ADMONIUS
      @ADMONIUS 6 місяців тому +23

      @@stephaniex90story of my life right here.

  • @PhenomenalOne1000
    @PhenomenalOne1000 5 місяців тому +237

    The way he turns tragic serious characters into comedy is a talent

  • @APimpNamedSlickback.
    @APimpNamedSlickback. 2 місяці тому +55

    “PUUUUUUURRRRRPPPLLLEEEUHHHHHH 😫”

  • @vibechecker3168
    @vibechecker3168 7 місяців тому +2337

    Toji Fushiguro sonned those boys so hard he remembered he had an actual son. Man is the AVATAR OF IGNORANCE

    • @kiyomi5583
      @kiyomi5583 7 місяців тому +250

      Its hilarious how beating up people made him rememeber he had a son.
      Like damn Toji lmao

    • @peggedyourdad9560
      @peggedyourdad9560 7 місяців тому +159

      It's because his son's name literally means "blessing" in Japanese. He remembered his son when he was doing the monologue about how Geto was blessed.

    • @anonisnoone6125
      @anonisnoone6125 7 місяців тому +54

      @@peggedyourdad9560He didn't even care enough to give him a boy name. He just knew Megumi meant blessing and went with that.

    • @stiffmeisterM87
      @stiffmeisterM87 7 місяців тому +41

      ​@@peggedyourdad9560 Didn't he also name the Inventory Curse 'Megumi' or am I tripping?

    • @salima-w3690
      @salima-w3690 7 місяців тому +28

      @@stiffmeisterM87no he did.

  • @noahlarose7371
    @noahlarose7371 7 місяців тому +4496

    My man Toji just showed up, wipes a dude soul out of existence thru the raw power of his build alone, one shots an old lady, violates a Special grade curse in it’s own domain, vibe checks his own son, affirmed he was proud of him, refused to elaborate, and then took himself off the map.
    Absolute hood legend! 😂

  • @Greneyes3384
    @Greneyes3384 6 місяців тому +422

    A content creator I really liked quit recently and someone made a video about his reasons for that and in that video he said. "People appreciate and like things in silence, but people hate things very loudly." it made me think that hitting the like button is one thing but leaving a nice comment can be so much more impactful so thank you CJ your videos always have me rolling bro I look forward to each and every time one of your videos comes up. Keep it up man and I'll see you in the New Year.

  • @nickpro7651
    @nickpro7651 3 місяці тому +59

    Toji realized Gojo and Geto was around and said "Work smarter, not harder"

  • @sansstudios1969
    @sansstudios1969 6 місяців тому +4380

    Not to mention Toji is voiced by the man who voiced Dio. Being a good father is just not something Toji signed up for.

    • @Chaotic_Autism
      @Chaotic_Autism 6 місяців тому +350

      Being a hobo-ass father was built into his DNA as soon as Takehito Koyasu (The guy who voiced DIO) was picked to be the voice actor.

    • @Eddie-yv1ix
      @Eddie-yv1ix 6 місяців тому +121

      ​@@Chaotic_Autismfunny enough, he also voiced Shirogane's dad in Kaguya sama

    • @fanderp5954
      @fanderp5954 6 місяців тому +36

      wym brah papagane is the BEST father in anime

    • @lukapie
      @lukapie 6 місяців тому +13

      You not joking bro

    • @Butoygirl
      @Butoygirl 6 місяців тому +36

      He is also the voice actor of Zeke Yeager Monke Boi.

  • @Kanai799
    @Kanai799 7 місяців тому +2428

    Cursed baby daddy is the perfect set of words to describe Toji

    • @Mongolia24
      @Mongolia24 7 місяців тому +23

      Best farther firgue

    • @fisforfriendship6093
      @fisforfriendship6093 7 місяців тому +29

      what u mean he is a good daddy, he had that baby around his neck. he took him everywhere with him, even in his last moments

    • @astrology_2
      @astrology_2 7 місяців тому +1

      Fr

    • @Raiga345
      @Raiga345 7 місяців тому +2

      *cursed

    • @crazyman4485
      @crazyman4485 7 місяців тому

      @@fisforfriendship6093with geto as its mommy

  • @kareem.H1
    @kareem.H1 6 місяців тому +144

    shystie sorcerer had me weak bro 😭 12:14

    • @matteovigano7008
      @matteovigano7008 2 місяці тому +2

      Song name pliz?

    • @XFactorDJ
      @XFactorDJ Місяць тому

      @@matteovigano7008Pooh Shiesty-Back in blood

  • @That.multiversal.dude.
    @That.multiversal.dude. 6 місяців тому +127

    17:28
    Nah, Toji was out there like in the Boondocks, casually saying "Nikka did I just catch you wanting to be shit ?" and kept obliterating his son before offing himself when realising he did that ☠️

  • @joedy-annwilliams9633
    @joedy-annwilliams9633 6 місяців тому +2012

    Toji is the type of dad who will appear out of nowhere after 19 years when he hears you are a number one pick in any draft saying he was your number supporter 😭

    • @AurumChrys
      @AurumChrys 6 місяців тому +80

      He js like me frl

    • @tkraid2575
      @tkraid2575 6 місяців тому +44

      Why is this spiel so specific and personal, man 😂

    • @Googleisstupid-sk3hm
      @Googleisstupid-sk3hm 6 місяців тому +10

      Well base off he ran them 1s, I say he is

    • @TrueBuddhaCat
      @TrueBuddhaCat 5 місяців тому +14

      Yep, if he hadn’t killed himself again we all know he would be doing that with Megumi

    • @sumayyahadetunmbi4347
      @sumayyahadetunmbi4347 2 місяці тому +1

      Fr

  • @kanekio.cuchiha4968
    @kanekio.cuchiha4968 7 місяців тому +1060

    Toji legit looked at his son and said “Nigga did I just catch you breathing” and proceed to punish him for his transgressions 😂😂😂

    • @minatodroger7890
      @minatodroger7890 7 місяців тому +83

      😆 🤣 went straight mista ruckus on him 😆 🤣 😂

    • @HOPEDACODER
      @HOPEDACODER 7 місяців тому +94

      "Nigga did I just catch you havin fun?"😂

    • @user-dv5ro3cl9z
      @user-dv5ro3cl9z 7 місяців тому +54

      "Nigga did I just catch you wanting to be shit" 💀

    • @BrokenDread
      @BrokenDread 2 місяці тому +4

      He is Mr. Ruckus confirmed.

  • @rifarira9160
    @rifarira9160 6 місяців тому +170

    Toji : 7:38
    Orochimaru : " HE COPY MY WHOLE FLOW! WORD FOR WORD, BAR FOR BAR!! "

  • @kweenikki
    @kweenikki 6 місяців тому +141

    14:01 I CANT STOP LAUGHING “after Toji just murdered a senior citizen” LMFAOOO

  • @David-nh2dn
    @David-nh2dn 6 місяців тому +1704

    Toji thought child support meant selling his kid to support his gambling addiction😂

    • @KiyoGam1
      @KiyoGam1 6 місяців тому +132

      Yeah. child supports him.

    • @patrickopondo9417
      @patrickopondo9417 6 місяців тому +19

      As they say its muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! muda! wryyyyyy!!!!!

    • @teamhop
      @teamhop 5 місяців тому

      Hey I’ve got some really great news to share with you, Jesus Christ, the Son of God, died on a cross and resurrected on the third day so you may all have eternal life. If you believe and repent of your sins and put your faith and trust in Him as you would a parachute jumping off a plane at 25000 feet up in the air, He will give you eternal life in heaven as a free gift and I promise you, He will change your life forever as He did mine. He is the ONLY way to heaven and He loves you all. Please think deeply about this with urgency because this is your eternal life and soul, you don’t know when you could die, meaning you could die at any moment, so please consider this with all your heart. If anyone tells you that Jesus isn’t the only way, they are lying to you and they don’t care about your future

    • @KaygeeFromNanotrasen
      @KaygeeFromNanotrasen 5 місяців тому +9

      ​@@patrickopondo9417most sane Jojo fan

    • @PierceWald
      @PierceWald Місяць тому +4

      @@patrickopondo9417UA-cam translating this as it’s young is so much funnier

  • @venomflame2358
    @venomflame2358 7 місяців тому +1093

    I can never get over the fact that Toji literally beat the racist into Geto, and essentially caused most of the series events to happen. Cause if Geto never went evil and, died chances are Kenjaku wouldn't have been able to obtain idle transfiguration or cursed spirit manipulation the backbone of his plans.

    • @RevulsiveLooper
      @RevulsiveLooper 7 місяців тому +187

      It's likely Gojo wouldn't be a strong as he is without his fight against Toji pushing him to learn reversed cursed technique.
      Even though it's not a direct influence, the fact that Maki ends up alot like him spells the end for an entire clan.

    • @raiu_fp5194
      @raiu_fp5194 7 місяців тому +123

      The racist into Geto 💀

    • @Ozy3500
      @Ozy3500 7 місяців тому +169

      @@raiu_fp5194 Toji only said the word monkey once and Geto stamped that into his brain lmao

    • @raiu_fp5194
      @raiu_fp5194 7 місяців тому +39

      @@Ozy3500 bro took it to the extreme lmao

    • @LaztheLax
      @LaztheLax 7 місяців тому +68

      ​@@Ozy3500which is funnier considering he did the shit subconsciously as he was ko'd and near death, his soul absorbed those words tho.

  • @lordaliyt1
    @lordaliyt1 6 місяців тому +55

    Remember that toji was actually becoming a good father before his wife passed away he became the man he was in the show because of his wife's death

  • @toiletboundhanako720
    @toiletboundhanako720 5 місяців тому +32

    Man I’m dying bro 😭 9:38

    • @abdelrahmanadel631
      @abdelrahmanadel631 3 місяці тому

      Bruh what’s that part from ?

    • @psyheart8593
      @psyheart8593 17 днів тому

      ​@@abdelrahmanadel631he it is😂
      ua-cam.com/video/ahhdam--jTE/v-deo.htmlsi=oHwUv-VjUAWzovq1

  • @reinsama2.09
    @reinsama2.09 7 місяців тому +414

    Toji legit ended his own life to avoid child support

    • @mylessmith9758
      @mylessmith9758 7 місяців тому +38

      It took him beating the shit outta someone to recall his sons name.

  • @dankerbooper
    @dankerbooper 7 місяців тому +1031

    Despite being a deadbeat, in a weird way though, Toji kind of set up Megumi's life to be better than his no matter what happened
    1. If Megumi wasn't adopted by Gojo, he'd get into the Zenin clan and as a competent sorcerer he'd be able to live a better life than Toji could provide to him
    2. Since Megumi was adopted by Gojo, he didn't have to worry about financial troubles since Gojo is one of the richest sorcerers there is
    SPOILERS
    3. If Gojo ever got incapacitated, Megumi would become the head of the Zenin clan, making him one of the highest ranking sorcerers in the Jujutsu society. Toji might've also subconciously chosen to keep on fighting Gojo because he remembered the bet he had with Naobito.

    • @zero.9831
      @zero.9831 6 місяців тому +158

      Sums it up perfectly basically. Heavenly goes into an in-depth analysis about all of this, and yeah, checks out. Toji got hazed and abused due to being a jujutsu-less “monkey” (Maki being a “mirror” of this, but took a worse abuse due to being a woman and twin), so he had a grudge, seeing Gojo as the highest example and disrespect to his life (since the Zenin said he’d never amount to anything compared to Sorcerers)

    • @numberhunter62
      @numberhunter62 6 місяців тому +69

      Manga Spoiler!
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      Considering Megumi's current situation as Sukuna's vessel and being forced to watch as his own abilities killed his sister. Yeah, Megumi isn't doing too well now either.

    • @jgw9990
      @jgw9990 6 місяців тому +16

      ​@zero.9831 Wild that he takes it out on Gojo rather than the people that mistreated him. Maki did things better. Never really understood that. The Zenins aren't even that strong really - none of them even had domains. It's pretty hilarious that this supposedly elite family didn't produce a single special grade.

    • @akwolroll4705
      @akwolroll4705 6 місяців тому +23

      @@jgw9990the special grade they produced was megumi the 10 shadows is their equivalent of the Gojo clan Six Eyes + Limitless and the Kamo Blood Manipulation also the Zenin Clan are no jokes majority of them are Grade 1 remember being special grade is an anomaly and we only see a few

    • @frogsman383
      @frogsman383 6 місяців тому +3

      @@jgw9990 Megumi beat a Special Grade curse alone in s1 technetically making him a special grade sorcerer and used Domain Expansion (It was the same one that Itadori almost died to, before switching to Sukana). Also Toji is a special grade cause he beat Dagon alone. If Megumi grew up in the Zenin clan, i think he would probably end up like Gojo (Maybe without the arrogance).

  • @kanjo4976
    @kanjo4976 4 місяці тому +32

    10:40 the light skin voice is too much. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @HerpaDurpVg
    @HerpaDurpVg 4 місяці тому +15

    “Oh my god, bro is that scammer”. 😂😂 why this kill me so much

  • @user-cx6lq8mt5g
    @user-cx6lq8mt5g 7 місяців тому +514

    Fun Fact: The grandson isn’t even her grandson. The old lady kidnapped and brainwashed him as a kid to become her slave.

    • @Cherry_cola4
      @Cherry_cola4 6 місяців тому +119

      Now I kinda feel bad for that guy

    • @mildlydazed9608
      @mildlydazed9608 4 місяці тому +66

      Tracks with how terrible the sorcerers are in jjk

    • @Jogothegoat
      @Jogothegoat 4 місяці тому +23

      @Keep300 Can’t even be near a jjk sorcerer without dying, look at junpei 😭😭

    • @nic1924
      @nic1924 4 місяці тому +8

      NAHH NOT MY BOY JUNPEI@@Jogothegoat

    • @sumayyahadetunmbi4347
      @sumayyahadetunmbi4347 2 місяці тому +1

      Oh that is bad

  • @anonisnoone6125
    @anonisnoone6125 7 місяців тому +949

    Toji: The greatest baby daddy in all of existence. None can stand to the achievements this man has accomplished. Abandoning his son, killing an innocent girl, dying, returning with the milk only to beat the shit out of his son, and then dying again. A true marvel that all baby daddies should look up to.

    • @AchaOda
      @AchaOda 7 місяців тому +74

      Also gave his son a girl's name

    • @haronal-mutairi808
      @haronal-mutairi808 7 місяців тому +10

      ​@@AchaOda True 😭

    • @elgoblinax8796
      @elgoblinax8796 7 місяців тому +5

      @@haronal-mutairi808 isnt it like a unisex name?

    • @haronal-mutairi808
      @haronal-mutairi808 7 місяців тому +44

      @@elgoblinax8796 no because toji said he forget all males name that's why he named him megumi
      Lol even with all of that he still forget him 🤣

    • @anonisnoone6125
      @anonisnoone6125 6 місяців тому +6

      @@AchaOda Man gave no fucks. If I was Megumi, I would've changed it by now.

  • @helveticalight3261
    @helveticalight3261 4 місяці тому +63

    The funny thing is that the name Megumi in Japanese means blessing or grace, so the fact that Toji forgot is extra diabolical
    Also, why ain't Vegeta in the hall of anime deadbeat dads?

    • @MaynoOE
      @MaynoOE 22 дні тому +1

      Vegeta isn’t a deadbeat that’s why lol. He didn’t fw future trunks bc he didn’t know him like that. But by the end of the cell saga you seen the love he had for him. Esp when cell basically offed trunks. Vegeta went crazy. Deadbeats wouldn’t have done all that. You seen toji didn’t. As for regular trunks vegeta was always there. He had tough love for sure but he was for sure there. Actually he was there for him more than goku was there for gohan or goten. He sacrificed his self for his son and bulma and everyone else then came back and has been around ever since then. Vegeta is a lot of things but a deadbeat isn’t one of them for sure.

    • @MaynoOE
      @MaynoOE 22 дні тому +1

      Lmao but toji forgetting a whole word just bc it’s his son’s name is actually insane. That’s like us naming our kid water and then forgetting the whole word just bc that’s our kids name. A word that literally everyone should know 😂

  • @ricardozk
    @ricardozk 5 місяців тому +39

    17:40 rare moment of escaping Truck Kun's k*ll.

    • @sludgex
      @sludgex 25 днів тому +2

      if you seen the video w/ pickle from baki nga literally beat truck kun at his own game😭😭

    • @Not_qrty
      @Not_qrty 19 днів тому

      Bro tryina isekai his ahh

    • @aNiceGato
      @aNiceGato 18 днів тому +2

      First bro got cooked by pickle and then he’s out here being ragdolled by toji 💀

  • @mervynlarrier9424
    @mervynlarrier9424 7 місяців тому +968

    Fun fact about Playful Cloud: it's originally Toji's weapon, which is why he's so nasty with it. Geto got it from Toji's Inventory curse, and Gojo gave it to Maki after Geto died (but she has a bit of trauma about using it because of what Geto did to her). Also, it's the only special grade cursed tool that doesn't have a cursed technique engraved in it. Its strength is proportional to the strength of the user.

    • @mrpandasian8871
      @mrpandasian8871 7 місяців тому +12

      H U H 👁👄👁

    • @unashamed6457
      @unashamed6457 7 місяців тому

      😭@@mrpandasian8871

    • @omnibeta1876
      @omnibeta1876 7 місяців тому +105

      ​@@mrpandasian8871Tldr: The triple Nun-chuck is Toji's OG weapon and he certainly showed the mastery that other users could never yet

    • @mrpandasian8871
      @mrpandasian8871 7 місяців тому +10

      @omnibeta1876 oh shit, the edit didn't go through, but like what you're saying is that maki could potentially be the strong playful cloud user in the zennin clan 🤔

    • @morteh7829
      @morteh7829 7 місяців тому +9

      What did geto do to maki

  • @Edge-mv3jw
    @Edge-mv3jw 7 місяців тому +642

    There are no words to describe Toji. The one who not only, avoided child support, had a hit on a child, but also came back with the milk just to mess around and then run his sons fade just for the heck of it.

  • @gustabibabruh8112
    @gustabibabruh8112 5 місяців тому +16

    "Purpleehhh" Got me laughing soo hard! 😭

  • @RandomInternetStranger
    @RandomInternetStranger 4 місяці тому +17

    YO THIS VIDEO WAS WILD BRO. Hearing you describe those fight scenes had my lungs _empty._ A+

  • @Mikoru-
    @Mikoru- 7 місяців тому +774

    the whole gojo being high and tripping is definitely my favorite part lol the "Puuuurrrrppplllleeee" got me rolling 😂 the whole slow talking was perfect lmao

    • @Adjapilorge
      @Adjapilorge 6 місяців тому +31

      I wanna know what that beat was in 10:16 shi sounds beautiful

    • @S3verusMyG
      @S3verusMyG 6 місяців тому +9

      sounds like international by summrs@@Adjapilorge

    • @Terablest
      @Terablest 6 місяців тому +32

      😩 red-uhh 😂

    • @Adjapilorge
      @Adjapilorge 6 місяців тому +4

      @@S3verusMyG omg thank you so much I’ve been waiting for someone to reply on that!!!!!😭

    • @rnwilliams44
      @rnwilliams44 6 місяців тому +1

      ​@@S3verusMyG Im still looking lol

  • @Narcashi
    @Narcashi 6 місяців тому +777

    Imagine Toji being your dad 💀, it would be a flex but at what cost 😭

    • @EmptyMan000
      @EmptyMan000 6 місяців тому +179

      That's not even a flex, that's a "Damn, I am so sorry for you fam".

    • @mrreyes5004
      @mrreyes5004 6 місяців тому +51

      Toji picked the Monkey D. Luffy route and made a dash for that sweet freedom lmao.

    • @huaraches8934
      @huaraches8934 6 місяців тому +30

      Nah bro cus ik the bitches would wanna hang out with me just to be with him 😭

    • @kathrinefisher5554
      @kathrinefisher5554 6 місяців тому

      ​@@huaraches8934ONG bitches are just gonna be on you all because of your dad bruh that's crazy💀

    • @TrueBuddhaCat
      @TrueBuddhaCat 5 місяців тому +4

      Mmm, I don’t know
      I would think having DIO as your dad would be more a flex; because at least your dad didn’t even know you even existed but you do have another strong as hell dad(Johnathan Joestar is also Girono’s dad through some Jojo logic) and your vampire dad is a freakin menace who doesn’t give a fuck who he messes with so long as he’s a hater

  • @Gironomafiaboss
    @Gironomafiaboss 6 місяців тому +46

    8:41 GOKGOKGOKGOK

    • @jeremiahtaylor8315
      @jeremiahtaylor8315 6 місяців тому

      That cursed spirit probably gives good head😏😏

    • @shanksswife
      @shanksswife 6 місяців тому +2

      😭😭😭😭😭💀

  • @matthewaugi9189
    @matthewaugi9189 6 місяців тому +6

    i love this man’s content, we NEED more videos from you CJ!

  • @nickeel8401
    @nickeel8401 7 місяців тому +455

    Megumi saved the series. Yuji wanted to go up the building to fight whoever packed up Ino. If Megumi hadn't stopped him, Toji woulda put Yuji on a shirt

    • @busebuse8968
      @busebuse8968 7 місяців тому

      Diir

    • @ImDogReeksNut
      @ImDogReeksNut 7 місяців тому +13

      wait until sukuna or that plot armor finally kicks in☠💀☠

    • @Underdog_Sounds
      @Underdog_Sounds 7 місяців тому +3

      I'd actually think it would be close. Yuji is faster and possibly stronger without heavenly restrictions and he has cursed energy to use. It would be close but I'd take yuji.

    • @saisomkyauk995
      @saisomkyauk995 7 місяців тому +22

      @@Underdog_Soundsyuji is nowhere close to top 15 yet alone toji

    • @ImDogReeksNut
      @ImDogReeksNut 7 місяців тому +6

      @@Underdog_Sounds if toji stands see this they gon put u on a T shirt ☠

  • @osmannasri7108
    @osmannasri7108 7 місяців тому +246

    Toji being that fast and a deadbeat father ain’t no coincidence 😭😭😭

  • @adrianballin9560
    @adrianballin9560 5 місяців тому +13

    its crazy how the only thing that truly stopped toji..... was paying child support he really "left it all behind" and chose death over taxes.... real

  • @raider3167
    @raider3167 3 місяці тому +8

    I love how you can tell who watched Hood JJK just by what they call Ino. He’s either Ino or The Sheisty Sorcerer

  • @kingofdank4429
    @kingofdank4429 6 місяців тому +426

    I like how Toji went from attempted murder to murder to attempted murder again. 😂

  • @almax8189
    @almax8189 7 місяців тому +439

    I can't decide which WTF moment hits hardest:
    Gojo surviving that brutal shanking, turning on God Mode, and literally gave Toji a new hole, or Toji becoming the living definition of a "beatdown" then offing himself in front of his own kid.

    • @asideswipesilver8166
      @asideswipesilver8166 7 місяців тому +14

      I'd probably say the second bcz the first one didn't age well in the manga that's all I'm gonna say

    • @Azrael0.2
      @Azrael0.2 6 місяців тому +2

      At least we don’t have 2 gojo

  • @Spacecookies-yy2be
    @Spacecookies-yy2be 6 місяців тому +12

    Toji is the type of guy who forgets about his son, but then remembers it, and then remember his child support but then nobody just tells him he just gambles

  • @moonwalkerarmyyujisimp
    @moonwalkerarmyyujisimp 6 днів тому +1

    6:54: THE LEGITIMATELY PERFECT SOUND FOR THIS SCENE OMFG YOU'RE AN ABSOLUTE LEGEND

  • @edahnndlovu274
    @edahnndlovu274 7 місяців тому +175

    Shoutout to Megumi, that man can take a beating like no one else can

    • @sarajuvey
      @sarajuvey 6 місяців тому +70

      right? lol Sukuna, Todo, Toji, everyone throwing Megumi through buildings right and left and he's still standing

  • @justintravis1465
    @justintravis1465 6 місяців тому +337

    Everyone talks about how he blocked all of Megumi’s attacks but nobody mentions the fact that Toji wasn’t even looking at him💀

  • @timothymelnychuk6951
    @timothymelnychuk6951 6 місяців тому +23

    14:15 how do we beat him?
    Toni: be fucking insane

  • @ZIKOMIGO
    @ZIKOMIGO 9 днів тому +1

    i'm watching from morocco
    i'm glad i've discovered your channel, you are so gifted bro RESPECT!! 🔥

  • @MimiMonday
    @MimiMonday 7 місяців тому +805

    Fun fact: Toji (and Yuuta) are based off the creators actual father. He even asked them if Toji was based off him, and they didn't know how to answer. Lord have mercy. 😂 Gege seems close to their father though, and Toji is their favorite character. So it's pretty wholesome.

    • @Thehunter905
      @Thehunter905 7 місяців тому +77

      IM SORRY WHAT

    • @christopherross8976
      @christopherross8976 7 місяців тому +42

      Never heard of this that’s crazyy

    • @enigmadrath1780
      @enigmadrath1780 7 місяців тому +100

      That's one hell of a way to commemorate your dad in your writing 🤣🤣

    • @muazadam983
      @muazadam983 7 місяців тому +29

      Well dang that explains way too much

    • @enkidu1623
      @enkidu1623 7 місяців тому +26

      actually nanami is gege's fav character

  • @4RILDIGITAL
    @4RILDIGITAL 6 місяців тому +646

    You have a knack for transforming each scene into a hilarious moment. Not only is your knowledge of the series impressive, but your comedic narration is top-tier.

  • @theghostyboy5626
    @theghostyboy5626 2 місяці тому +1

    I just found your channel and this was the funniest thing ever. I’m so glad I found this video. Definitely subbing.😂😂 Made me laugh so hard

  • @Reckless_Bacon
    @Reckless_Bacon 6 місяців тому +14

    14:23 that's toji's weapon playful cloud

  • @buddylee5712
    @buddylee5712 7 місяців тому +375

    When the world needed him most, he returned

    • @thekingofnothing3528
      @thekingofnothing3528 7 місяців тому +4

      Toji is step dad.

    • @forgotenID
      @forgotenID 7 місяців тому +5

      Then killed himself 😂like bro fushiguro could have used his help 😂

    • @antonhanna2423
      @antonhanna2423 7 місяців тому +2

      Dude, you took the words right out of my fucking mouth. When I saw him appear on screen with his entire personality restored, I literally said, "the champ, has come back, to Monday Night Raw"!😃
      Now that I'm done talking like a bitch, can anybody tell if Raw still airs on monday nights or did they decide to move it again? I lost track a couple months ago.🙄

    • @dak9390
      @dak9390 7 місяців тому +1

      ​@@antonhanna2423❤❤❤

    • @anonisnoone6125
      @anonisnoone6125 7 місяців тому +2

      I really wish he stuck around but otherwise he'd have to kill his son.

  • @Foster_Cinema
    @Foster_Cinema 6 місяців тому +456

    You know what's really cool about the Toji vs Megumi fight? It's said that Toji is working off of instinct - the instinct to destroy the strongest curse energy vessel (whether that'd be a user or a spirit) and after he mercs that special grade curse, the one he goes after is his own son! He does this before Jogo.
    So basically, Megumi has the confirmed potential to be one of the strongest characters in the show! This is even bolstered by his technique being able to go toe to toe with Sakuna. Honestly, I'm super pumped to see where the story and characters go.

    • @doggerlander
      @doggerlander 6 місяців тому +29

      he was only stronger than a weakened Nanami and Naobito

    • @mr.unknown731
      @mr.unknown731 6 місяців тому +39

      ​@@doggerlanderMegumi was also weakened by tearing a hole in a pocket dimension. His potential still stands

    • @doggerlander
      @doggerlander 6 місяців тому +14

      @@mr.unknown731 compared to losing an arm or getting worn out from tanking and blocking direct attacks?
      aint no way you think opening a domain gets anywhere near this

    • @mr.unknown731
      @mr.unknown731 6 місяців тому +15

      @kishka5526 Yes because Megumi was draining curse energy to not just cut a hole in a pocket dimension but also stop the user's effects with his own domain expansion. Something Nanimi and the others COULDN'T do. There is no debate on this as Megumi's potential in strength is way higher than theirs. Curse energy is basically life energy in the story when you actively use it.

    • @Chrisdish
      @Chrisdish 6 місяців тому +8

      ​@@mr.unknown731from both the manga and anime the reason Megumi was targeted was because while he was worn out, the others were injured.
      It has nothing to do with "life energy" or whatever agenda you're trying to push.
      He fights off based who was strongest in that specific moment
      If you were talking about "potential" then he wouldn't have targeted Dagon.

  • @ignightroad
    @ignightroad 3 місяці тому +2

    I'm SO glad YT recommended this video, didn't stop laughing the whole way through. +1 sub!

  • @januskhazar237
    @januskhazar237 4 місяці тому +2

    This is the funniest shit I watched this week, subbed right away.

  • @shiggydiggyjones9953
    @shiggydiggyjones9953 6 місяців тому +597

    You didn't mention that before he turned Geto into a treasure map, he tossed up his cursed dagger, quickdrew a longer sword so he would reach, made the slashes THEN JUMPED AND CAUGHT THE FIRST DAGGER MID SPIN KICK. That whole sequence was fucking CRAZY.

    • @S-laughter-The-Clown
      @S-laughter-The-Clown 2 місяці тому

      Toji fucking dipped him, battered him and Cooked him in the deep fryer, that ass whooping was nutr

    • @ShaiShaiRenae
      @ShaiShaiRenae Місяць тому

      You gotta tell me what episode ts happened in

    • @thechadandthevirgin5823
      @thechadandthevirgin5823 29 днів тому

      ​@@ShaiShaiRenaeS2 episode 4 I think

  • @pizzaeldante3446
    @pizzaeldante3446 7 місяців тому +351

    The fact that you didn't acknowledge the fact that he SHARPENED A 3 SECTION STAFF. You just quickly moved past it. He effortlessly sharpened the Staff with ITSELF. And he did it, slowly... Letting the fear set in as it gets sharper and sharper.

    • @hammaskeijjo6140
      @hammaskeijjo6140 6 місяців тому +88

      Yeah and it was SPECIAL GRADE nunchucks (or sansetsukons). Special grade weapons are propably durable af so the force he applied to them when sharpening must have been crazy.

    • @AzraelAsItGetsVtuber
      @AzraelAsItGetsVtuber 6 місяців тому +81

      Or the fact that Toji is the reason for Geto becoming racist asf. Imagine beating someone so badly that they literally become racist towards not only you, but people even remotely like you.

    • @nightsky.94
      @nightsky.94 6 місяців тому +8

      It's called a 3 section staff not nunchucks ppl lol shaolin uses them

    • @legendofold101
      @legendofold101 6 місяців тому +7

      Bro I didn't even think about that ha ha. He got so shook he was like these people got to go. @@AzraelAsItGetsVtuber

    • @rohanking12able
      @rohanking12able 6 місяців тому

      ​@@legendofold101bro took his shawty and that niggas 1700 blood starting boiling

  • @oioi4226
    @oioi4226 6 місяців тому +9

    Never in my life thought I’d hear Maury say “Megumi” 💀

  • @Sol-D81
    @Sol-D81 Місяць тому

    I would watch an entire anime series wit commentary by CJ. Yo shot always got me dyin 😂 and my ribs hurtin from laughin so damn hard.

  • @taserface2115
    @taserface2115 6 місяців тому +228

    48 months... HE HASN'T PAID CHILD SUPPORT IN 4 YEARS 😭

    • @christopherross8976
      @christopherross8976 6 місяців тому +29

      He made sure he won’t ever again now 😂

    • @chewisfy1116
      @chewisfy1116 Місяць тому

      His wife is dead. Who would he even be paying child support to?

  • @LadyMajolish
    @LadyMajolish 7 місяців тому +177

    The Greatest Offense that Toji did is making The Internet, especially Twitter THIRSTING over Him, a DEADBEAT who forgot his own son's name.

    • @KelKilimanjaro
      @KelKilimanjaro 7 місяців тому +22

      *s e n s a t i o n a l*

    • @rssspt
      @rssspt 7 місяців тому +1

      That shit made realize that these hoes really ain't loyal like breezy said. You know how many girls I saw jump ship from Gojo to big daddy Toji? And the outrageous shit they were saying too lmaooo

    • @tkraid2575
      @tkraid2575 6 місяців тому

      Over six foot, ripped, decent face, and a total douchebag = Instant thirst trap for Twitter peeps 😂

  • @demetriusmoring8166
    @demetriusmoring8166 6 місяців тому

    This was my first time seeing you narrating over anime, and sir, you did not disappoint at all 10 stars🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @brycev.5170
    @brycev.5170 2 місяці тому

    @16:20-16:30 I hope u got a lot of new subscribers because that's why I love your channel. Excellent work my boi

  • @maxmason5888
    @maxmason5888 6 місяців тому +632

    Toji executed her and hit him with the pimp line: “ hoe dependency is no laughing matter “

    • @originaljoke4502
      @originaljoke4502 5 місяців тому +21

      he leaves out the part about losing money being scary since he's had plenty of opportunities to get used to it

  • @kyuremthefrozen8539
    @kyuremthefrozen8539 7 місяців тому +153

    you know toji is devious when he is voiced by dio and throws truck kun at his own son

    • @tkraid2575
      @tkraid2575 6 місяців тому +6

      Hilarious reference, probably to Dio throwing a road roller to his great great grandson Jotaro (since Dio has Jonathan's body) 😂

  • @JoshHaley-cb1kd
    @JoshHaley-cb1kd 4 місяці тому

    Not only do i be learning bout other 🔥 ass anime’s on here…but this shii entertaining asf💯

  • @GamesforCykits
    @GamesforCykits 6 місяців тому

    Man every time this champ uploads it's like watching a brand new series

  • @smorphous8928
    @smorphous8928 7 місяців тому +107

    Toji literally upgraded from getting the milk to pulling a Heihachi and beating up his son. 😂

  • @SolarSneaks
    @SolarSneaks 7 місяців тому +139

    never heard a more accurate description of a character in my life

  • @zabasuuchiha7857
    @zabasuuchiha7857 5 місяців тому +1

    Why is this my first time finding this channel, this was the funniest anime video Ive ever watched shit got me weak😂😂😂😂

  • @corleonejules5131
    @corleonejules5131 3 місяці тому

    Been watching awhile love the content.

  • @vilmaabzun6864
    @vilmaabzun6864 7 місяців тому +605

    Toji is quite literally number 1 worst father by not only selling his son, but also forgetting his name
    Edit: I have started chaos among the replies

    • @LordHunter78
      @LordHunter78 7 місяців тому +43

      Number 1? Nah, number three at best is where Toji is at. Endeavour and Tucker are number 2 and 1 respectively

    • @alexanderwang540
      @alexanderwang540 7 місяців тому +32

      @@LordHunter78Include Avatar the Last Airbender, and Toji is fourth.

    • @HumanoidishGuy
      @HumanoidishGuy 7 місяців тому +7

      Yo, what ranking Ozai got cuz I know he on that list

    • @itsjustcrimson1415
      @itsjustcrimson1415 7 місяців тому +2

      Number 1? Hell no.

    • @alexanderwang540
      @alexanderwang540 7 місяців тому +3

      @@HumanoidishGuy 2nd, Tucker is 1st.

  • @danilshirnin2406
    @danilshirnin2406 7 місяців тому +77

    I cannot wait for your trial of Sukuna. That DEMON did more damage in 9 minutes than anyone rest of the arc!

    • @junglekxngtalksanime
      @junglekxngtalksanime 7 місяців тому +17

      Bro gave Shibuya that ol Malevolent Kitchen treatment

    • @johnnoreau3570
      @johnnoreau3570 7 місяців тому +4

      @@junglekxngtalksanime
      As he should. Sukuna was cooking.

    • @joyc.e.7511
      @joyc.e.7511 6 місяців тому +1

      ​@@johnnoreau3570Let him cook...? 💀

    • @joyc.e.7511
      @joyc.e.7511 6 місяців тому

      Fr, I don't think I've ever seen a character commit so many atrocities in so little time. And even without Mahoraga, he still would have don't it, for shits and giggles.

    • @johnnoreau3570
      @johnnoreau3570 6 місяців тому +1

      @@joyc.e.7511 bro even brought his own kitchen 😭😂

  • @sydsweiner6516
    @sydsweiner6516 5 місяців тому

    Cj you get me hyped to watch anime. I saw your Baki video and then I watched and fell in love with Baki. This has gotten me to watch JJK and I'm HOOKED.

  • @symirmartin4423
    @symirmartin4423 6 місяців тому

    Bruh I’m lonely 6 minutes in the video and I’m high asl dying of laughter yu my G keep comin wit the fire videos

  • @ShockedTaiLung
    @ShockedTaiLung 7 місяців тому +60

    9:35 BROOOOOOOOOO THIS WAS DEVIOUS 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

    • @uda4699
      @uda4699 4 місяці тому

      😂😂😂

  • @imjustbeinghonest2994
    @imjustbeinghonest2994 7 місяців тому +173

    You know, for someone that doesn't really get JJK's power system, your explanation at 13:50 was pretty accurate. Matter of fact, that is probably the best and simplest way to explain it.

    • @anonisnoone6125
      @anonisnoone6125 7 місяців тому +17

      JJK power system is really well thought out. U should watch some videos on it explaining it.

    • @milicenty
      @milicenty 7 місяців тому +10

      ​@@anonisnoone6125 some of it gets overexplained and has way too many extra details and steps for some of the techniques

    • @imjustbeinghonest2994
      @imjustbeinghonest2994 7 місяців тому +7

      @@anonisnoone6125 I was referring to CJ as the "someone that doesn't really get JJK's power system" 😅

    • @murasakino101
      @murasakino101 7 місяців тому +2

      I don't really get the power system fully either so I don't think anyone would het mad at him lol. I agree that he definitely did explain things really well in the video though.

  • @Cjohnsonmuisc
    @Cjohnsonmuisc 6 місяців тому +2

    Bruh 😂😂 I can’t stop laughing 😂.. that stinkmeaner reference was too accurate 😂

  • @leoesocnor9384
    @leoesocnor9384 2 місяці тому +1

    Bro everytime cj do the zesty sexy gojo voice,im shitting myself of laughter 😆 😂😂😂 and I can’t stop it.

  • @FayeLawnKrack3d
    @FayeLawnKrack3d 7 місяців тому +103

    CJ Dachamp's humor makes me smile all the time. The high Gojo part got me bad 😂😂😂.

  • @Dmobley9901
    @Dmobley9901 7 місяців тому +443

    Toji is the father who goes out to get milk, then realizes he left it at home after he's been searching for years.
    Is he a dead beat? In a way. The way that's all his own. He's an absolute menace who has lost himself, never to be found again, there's a good father in there somewhere-
    But he's ascended to such a higher level of dead beatery that it's more accurate to say he went of to get milk for himself than for his family, man knew he'd cause nothing but problems for his son, so he removed himself from the equation. Like a father who fakes his own death so his child is raised as an orphan, but secretly plans to give all his child support and every Christmas possible all in one go. He walked out so hard that he left himself behind, nevermind his son. He been developing a whole new cursed technique called "Schrodinger's Child Support". The only way to know if he's a deadbeat or not is to open the box.

    • @aaronwimsatt9681
      @aaronwimsatt9681 7 місяців тому +17

      So horrible person who means well as a father? Sounds about right.

    • @Dmobley9901
      @Dmobley9901 6 місяців тому +47

      @@aaronwimsatt9681 Basically yeah.
      The man grew up being tortured and abused every day to be the ultimate killing machine. He recovered from that, met his wife, felt love for the first time, was prepared to actually live a life-
      Only for his wife to die after their kid was born. He started mentally deteriorating and he knew it so that's why he did the whole "selling his son" thing, because he didn't want his son to live like that and have to see him like that.
      The part that isn't mentioned is the gamble he made on his son's behalf.
      If nothing happens, yes Megumi gets sent to live with his family, but since Megumi has the cursed energy that he was never born with, he wouldn't be treated like Toji-
      However there was one event which would set his son for life if it happened.
      If Satoru Gojo dies, his son would become that clan's new leader. Making him rich and powerful for life.
      And then on top of that in his dying moments he literally had the only man stronger than him become his son's guardian and teacher.
      Toji effectively pulled all of the strings from beyond the grave to give his son the best odds possible, and never even wanted any acknowledgement for it.
      That ain't a father going to get milk, that's a father committing life insurance fraud to feed his children.

    • @holythekingbacon6572
      @holythekingbacon6572 6 місяців тому

      @@Dmobley9901wtf

    • @Dmobley9901
      @Dmobley9901 6 місяців тому +1

      @@holythekingbacon6572 What?

    • @mokapops384
      @mokapops384 6 місяців тому +5

      This shit had me rollin! Not the "dead beatery"

  • @I_need_more_POWER_Jackpot_XDD
    @I_need_more_POWER_Jackpot_XDD 4 місяці тому +8

    18:08 What he actually said: Toji FushigiGlad

  • @theanimeshinobi
    @theanimeshinobi 5 місяців тому +3

    Dawg this man be having me dyin cuh 😂😭😂😭

  • @Jokerman518
    @Jokerman518 7 місяців тому +97

    The fact that Toji has all that jutsu, just to shoot her with a blicky is hilarious. Black AF1 energy like a MF

    • @PhenomenalOne1000
      @PhenomenalOne1000 6 місяців тому +11

      He don’t have Jutsu thou he’s just strong asf and thats more terrifying honestly

    • @silverwolf6194
      @silverwolf6194 5 місяців тому +8

      Actually, he shot her because bullets have no cursed energy. That's why Geto didn't sense him.

  • @erodoujinshilover2811
    @erodoujinshilover2811 7 місяців тому +143

    Justice for the animators at mappa for animating the absolute work of art that is the shibuya incident arc

  • @LJXrot
    @LJXrot 6 місяців тому

    Finally CJ posted, LIFE IS GOOD

  • @R3TR0923
    @R3TR0923 4 місяці тому +11

    11:09 how apple came up with their logo

  • @stonephantom
    @stonephantom 6 місяців тому +158

    The fact that you didn't include the part about that rabbit that wanted to box with toji is criminal😂😂

  • @Phasmania
    @Phasmania 7 місяців тому +142

    The Gojo lightskin voice kills me every time istg. 10:50 “Weeeavuhuh🫦😩”

  • @RyanGiannino-yl2vy
    @RyanGiannino-yl2vy 5 місяців тому +1

    I had to subscribe 😂😂😂😂

  • @lkleo6305
    @lkleo6305 6 місяців тому

    Keep these videos coming 😂😂