Graphite just doesn't care about homework. It's just coasting along until the opportunity comes along for it to turn into diamond. Then it's set for life.
I just think it’s cool how his voice sounds so professional like an actual voiceover person for these videos and whenever you hear something weird it just makes it so much funnier because he sounds professional and it was very unexpected
0:22 “they can store an infinite amount of energy” Seems about right I own these batteries and if I’m not too carful and charge for too long it absorbs essentially a infinite amount of energy... and subsequently collapses into a black hole. It’s really problematic I should really stop doing that...
Lol XD The concept of infinity is flawed We can make infinite power now, infinity only means more then you can use. There is noting infinite as in can not run out, because it already would have existed. So what can you make in the middle of time, gonna outlast time itself?
Well then "circumsised battery" isn't something i was expecting to hear today. Thanks Huggbees, You all ways seem to surprise me with more and more cursed descriptions of basic household items or consumables.
It's like a movie heist crew getting introduced. Graphite: Which conducts electricity Silver Catalyst: Which helps the graphite with it's homework Manganese Dioxide: Which is wanted for sex crimes. Barium Sulfate: Which is lactose intolerant. Zinc: Which was assaulted by the Manganese Dioxide Anthrax: Which keeps the particle charges active.
I don’t know how long this channel has been a thing, but how I’ve never come across it before is criminal. U sir, have one new sub. Bravo. I say BRAVO good sir.
At 2:10 there’s a filling machine for batteries which gives energy to the filling machine which gives energy to the filling machine maker which goes on
@@CheeseMiser actually that may of had if not for the fact that he actually said “since 90% of you aren’t following what’s going on anyway” proving you yourself were not listening
Thats how I came across this channel actually, i think it was the spheres turning inside out one or the jelly bean one. Pretty sure it was the jelly bean one though because I was drifting to sleep and heard “red super power? Racism”
I didn't hear the judge say 'alkaline' so perhaps can you do a video on just 'battery' so I can understand why my father was sentenced to jail for 50 years?
I appreciate you dude. Your mind is impressive. Everytime I assume what the next joke is going to be you hit me from left field! Creativity like yours is rare
I laughed out loud at least 4 times during this episode, so that's pretty good. I feel like these huggbees videos are made for me personally, so that's normal.
i need more information on the "s" in batteries.. please enlighten me. what about a singular battery? there's no "s"?? what do we do now... do we give up? is there more? I need answers.
The technical descriptions of the production machinery are so detailed. I mean, who hasn't wanted to build a twisty-turny spinning thingy in their own basement (or somebody else's)?
I don't think you want to drink paint thinner over whatever is in Pepsi. Also, you must be exaggerating, because drinking the contents of a battery can literally kill you. I'll stick to my nuclear waste product.
My daughter found this channel and my husband and I were so confused, but stupidly accepting what we were hearing before realizing about three minutes into one of these videos that it wasnt a regular how it's made episode
Your car makes "infinite" energy Thats why the manufactures only want 1 battery in the vehicle If your alternator and belt work, your battery never loses power And since the alternator is still making energy, you could be charging more Nah, lets pay DTE or our local power whores
Huggs says unicorn tears And i dont think anything You say unicorn, all i can think of is *"Charlie!! We're going to find candy Mountain Charlie" and my brain is suffering PTSD 😂🤦♂️
@@Ember28 Sorry didn’t see this, I paused at this exact moment when I was moving to set my phone down; as I was I noticed it had the illusion of jiggling pretty weird but cool!
I feel like I could hear the held back laughter as you said the receipt paper was on the inside and all you need to do is break them open to get the information
This video was great, but I’m having difficulties determining if something is zinc gel or wet concrete after being double tricked like that. This affects my daily life as I am a professional concrete layer, and I have accidentally laid down at least 40 slabs of zinc gel instead of concrete. Do you know if there is any e-mail hotline that I can contact to determine if something is wet cement or zinc gel? Regards, Jeff Kaplan.
Damn, I always thought they were called a “battery” because that’s what I’d always get charged with when I filled a sock full of them and went to the club. I’ll forward this to my attorney though, since I noticed there’s no salt in them. Maybe he can get that part of the charges dropped.
Well I'm glad someone is helping graphite do homework. He's got a lot of missing assignments
He's just dumb
meirl
Same
Graphite has gone soft for a gal named Graphene, and is easily distracted.
Graphite just doesn't care about homework. It's just coasting along until the opportunity comes along for it to turn into diamond. Then it's set for life.
I just think it’s cool how his voice sounds so professional like an actual voiceover person for these videos and whenever you hear something weird it just makes it so much funnier because he sounds professional and it was very unexpected
No! Peter NOOOO
😂😂 Huggbees can make it professional and comedic
You are diagnosed as diabetic
Almost like it's on purpose and the whole point of the joke.
@@suprememasteroftheuniverseyou must be fun at parties 😒
@@dawsongrunzweig6382 do you say that to everyone. Don't discriminate ok. 🤣😂🤣
Watching this like “hmm... this actually sounds like a fairly realistic how-to video for once-“
0:51 aaaaaand there it is.
feel like "helps the graphite with its homework" was also a pretty good first sign
0:23 is the point for me
0:04 is where he "made" the first "mistake"
@@paulk.4648 science students be like: anode is +ve and cathode is -ve
Anthrax
I love the mix of actual facts, satire dialogue, and just straight up realism these videos have, they're so absurd and I love it
Fun fact: that entire roll of receipt paper is exactly 1/2 of a CVS receipt
Jokes aside, my mom once got a CVS receipt 18 inches long.
@@skylinefan4184 I got a receipt that big just buying a case of water about two weeks ago lol they must own their own papermill 🤣
: )
Skyline lover that's actually kinda small for a cvs receipt, I once got one 3 feet long
I just made a similar comment & then found yours. My day is completely ruined 😫
1:19 UHHH
next a machine called a big rolly curvy wavy machine inserts three pellets into the round tuby metally things.
for some reason I didn't expect cuptoast to be here
Y e s
So you can’t give a reason for him to live, I guess he thought right.
Oh hey crumb
Fun Fact: In Sonic 3&K, the battery in Flying Battery Zone is AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, due to all the players who fell off.
The fun fact dan
That music slaps tho
Kinky.
Thanks for reminding me of the memory I suppressed
I hate that level. That and the sand one.
I really wanted to know where the -----
In batteries came from
Thanks 🙏 3:37
Ahh dang I cant believe I fell for the old "this zinc gel is actually cement" trick again..
@@Willam_J ah thats why it tasted like lemons and pain😅
It's the oldest trick in the book
Wait..."again?"...
This is why my apartment broke apart!
I accidentally ate is last time
I love that each episode starts out with a few total lies before he gets to the real process
LOL
Anode and cathode were backwards though lol. Very subtle
@@Xonida_NcTrollerI was sure he would pull that and paid extra attention... He got it right, the anode is in fact the negative side
I nearly teared up at that flashlight life cycle, I've never felt so humbled by how amazing life can truly be. I think my depression cleared.
And I've just seen the life sickle of a Fleshlight, i don't need a psychologist i need bleach
I'm glad that gives you a reason to live, because the 25-head press does not do that.
Yeap i saw the natgeo documentary about it, literally life changing
666th like
😒 your dog ran away
0:22 “they can store an infinite amount of energy”
Seems about right I own these batteries and if I’m not too carful and charge for too long it absorbs essentially a infinite amount of energy... and subsequently collapses into a black hole. It’s really problematic I should really stop doing that...
Lol XD
The concept of infinity is flawed
We can make infinite power now, infinity only means more then you can use.
There is noting infinite as in can not run out, because it already would have existed. So what can you make in the middle of time, gonna outlast time itself?
@@donovanulrich348 clearly a joke...
Fun fact: a black hole formed of energy is called a Kugelblitz!
@@donovanulrich348 time. time will outlast the universe long after light dies and matter rots.
Finally covering how my favorite food is made!
Now draw Sydney eating batteries...
I feel like I’ve seen you somewhere else before
Nice pfp
You feel familiar
I prefer lamps
At 1:26 that is actually a rollie coalie revolver solver, a lot of people mix them up.
huh, I've always wondered what the origin of the in "Batteries " was. You learn something new every day!
That blank has a name and it’s “sssss”
@@BozoFox42069 you missed the point
now i understand why batteries are called batteries, its because of the batter. Thanks Huggbees. Truly educational as always
The components of the word "batteries " is my favorite bit so far
agreed. That bit usurped the "jerky tribunal" for me
This is where the “ “ in the word “batteries “ comes from
For real, that part was the work of a master of comedy, slowly grinding up to the absurd punchline, that was amazing.
Ree being energy is amazing
Well then "circumsised battery" isn't something i was expecting to hear today. Thanks Huggbees, You all ways seem to surprise me with more and more cursed descriptions of basic household items or consumables.
I wanna know what an AI trained only on your content would be like
chaos
that's what I'm going to do after my assignments today. thanks for the idea
It’s gonna make like 700 jokes a second
@@BigOlSmellyFlashlight done yet?
@@BigOlSmellyFlashlight wait you have 10k. Plus susbs. Praise the… uh…
1:27 So it's a filling machine with extra steps.
Dont say it, you'll awaken the beast
Is this a filling machine?
Thank you, unlike the original show you actually teach us how things are made
this is the orgininal tho...
@@ishid_anfarded_king play the video again and listen closely
@@liamtice8794 i think
Just maybe
That was a joke.
@@sheefgrongus Wait, this isn't the original? I have been lied to
Wait if bigfoot is real maybe he has a point.
It's like a movie heist crew getting introduced.
Graphite: Which conducts electricity
Silver Catalyst: Which helps the graphite with it's homework
Manganese Dioxide: Which is wanted for sex crimes.
Barium Sulfate: Which is lactose intolerant.
Zinc: Which was assaulted by the Manganese Dioxide
Anthrax: Which keeps the particle charges active.
You forgot the tears of the last Unicorn.
Sss- the last part of "batteries"
The life cycle of a flashlight is so beautiful
The life cycle of a Fleshlight, not so much.
@@AdmiralAwsm not with our modern generation
It really reminds me of why I do what I do
2:45 "Where they get to enjoy the experience of waiting in line." 🤣 Oh my god that caught me off guard.
I swear recommendations are faster than notifications.
Yes. Yes it is.
Oh hey ! It's a shuckle !
I sometimes don't get notifications at all from certain channels I'm subscribed to, I just get them recommended hours later.
Totally! Weird
Agreed. I just now got a notification for this video. 18hrs later...
I don’t know how long this channel has been a thing, but how I’ve never come across it before is criminal. U sir, have one new sub. Bravo. I say BRAVO good sir.
The, "Ahh, ahh! Stop, you're squishing my hand!!" part killed me! XD
I aswell XD
Thats my new insult to humans
"Yeah, whatever you say. Fake batteries" 😂
Killed those fake batteries too
now you know how the fake batteries feel....
It's like the defective turrents in Portal 2 having actual personalities
Killed you? What're you, a fake battery or something?
At 2:10 there’s a filling machine for batteries which gives energy to the filling machine which gives energy to the filling machine maker which goes on
“Most of you aren’t paying attention anyways”
At least I paid attention to that 😕
Actually he said, "since 90% if you arent following along anyways." Thus proving that you were indeed, not following along.
@@CheeseMiser actually that may of had if not for the fact that he actually said “since 90% of you aren’t following what’s going on anyway” proving you yourself were not listening
@@mastercooper8109 he literally said along.
@Cheese Miser actually he did say “since 90% of you aren’t following what’s going on anyway” proving you yourself were not listening again 1:41 /lh
@Caleb Pryor it was supposed to be a joke
I can just imagine someone clicking this video thinking they were going to actually learn how alkaline batteries were made lol
Thats how I came across this channel actually, i think it was the spheres turning inside out one or the jelly bean one. Pretty sure it was the jelly bean one though because I was drifting to sleep and heard “red super power? Racism”
"Circumcised battery" is the phrase that I will not hear again for the rest of my life
Circumcised battery
@@localvanhalenfan4378 It's typed, so he didn't hear it. Checkmate, atheists.
4:18
It is a blessing that you have literally the perfect voice for all of these episodes
I didn't hear the judge say 'alkaline' so perhaps can you do a video on just 'battery' so I can understand why my father was sentenced to jail for 50 years?
💀
OH
Aaah. I see.
@@ElectricGun100 👶👦👬👨👧👦🎅👴💀
So glad you pick the most flattering thumbnails for these video
I appreciate you dude. Your mind is impressive. Everytime I assume what the next joke is going to be you hit me from left field! Creativity like yours is rare
He goes on to revel *The Legendary Super Brick* XD
😂😂👌
I never thought about batteries undergoing circumcision. Now I can't stop thinking about it. Thanks.
"What it doesn't do is give me a reason to live" huggbees
Quoting what was said from the video = funny
But is it a rinsing or filling machine?
@@Overqualification it's what gets the likes, apparently
@@Overqualification you are the comedy Wikipedia editor
The quote dan
I wish such informative and knowledgeable videos were shown at my school
4:01 Wow that logic chain with the stomach acid was so random but also well fitting lmao
Please make a
"How babies are actually made"
😂😂
*gasp* He's tricked me TWICE now! DAMN YOU, HUGGBEEEEEEEEEEEES!
I was not aware that I needed this channel in my life. Glad to have made the discovery.
Damn, another food video? You know exactly what I wanted to watch.
The commitment to the syllables bit really polarised me
I laughed out loud at least 4 times during this episode, so that's pretty good. I feel like these huggbees videos are made for me personally, so that's normal.
I love that every time he starts one of these videos, he actually uses correct information
”This is where the - in batteries, comes from”
THIS IS SO INFORMATIVE
All my students at school love it
still waiting for the day he posts a video explaining exactly what's happening without jokes just to mess with our heads
It already happened, April fools one or two years ago
The one on fishing wire
@@tomasturbado3942 o shit, didn't knew! my bad.
F Mc Kevin btw
God this is good. Thank you for the spontaneous up from the gut laughter I just experienced, Mister Huggabee Man.
i need more information on the "s" in batteries.. please enlighten me. what about a singular battery? there's no "s"?? what do we do now... do we give up? is there more? I need answers.
You never buy just one battery, so you should be safe. =D
the s is silent
that is why nothing need only one battery they need multiple
I wish all documentary videos were like this person
This really... *charged* me up for more
The dad joke dan
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
no
Pun
The technical descriptions of the production machinery are so detailed. I mean, who hasn't wanted to build a twisty-turny spinning thingy in their own basement (or somebody else's)?
Fun fact! Half of these ingredients are also used to make energy drinks in Russia and Eastern Europe. Tastes like batteries too!
Not so fun fact
What pepsi puts in there soda/pop you would prefer batteries
Ill stick to my paint thinner, thank you 😂😂😂
In Russia they contaminate their food with Anthrax?
I don't think you want to drink paint thinner over whatever is in Pepsi. Also, you must be exaggerating, because drinking the contents of a battery can literally kill you. I'll stick to my nuclear waste product.
I just love how the beginning is informational and true. But then the rest of the video makes me feel like I’ve had a stroke
Last time I was this early, How It's Made had just premiered.
The earliest dan
Lol
My daughter found this channel and my husband and I were so confused, but stupidly accepting what we were hearing before realizing about three minutes into one of these videos that it wasnt a regular how it's made episode
Hopefully this will make my day better
REEEEEEEEEE
did it make your day better?
These will never get old
Thanks, now I can make my own at home
Nononononononoonono!!
The diy dan
*Battery makers hate him!*
*Can hold an infinite amount of energy!*
Your car makes "infinite" energy
Thats why the manufactures only want 1 battery in the vehicle
If your alternator and belt work, your battery never loses power
And since the alternator is still making energy, you could be charging more Nah, lets pay DTE or our local power whores
The fact that the sentance "Circumsised and Uncircumsised batteries" exists now makes me feel emotions i cant even begin to describe.
The Last Unicorn was a great anime & no one can change my mind.
What about twos?
Huggs says unicorn tears
And i dont think anything
You say unicorn, all i can think of is *"Charlie!! We're going to find candy Mountain Charlie" and my brain is suffering PTSD 😂🤦♂️
If you pause at 0:42 and shake your phone it jiggles
and how did you discover this
@@Ember28yea seriously tho?
this is very cool
@@Ember28 Sorry didn’t see this, I paused at this exact moment when I was moving to set my phone down; as I was I noticed it had the illusion of jiggling pretty weird but cool!
@@ShOxCooking oh, guess it's just one of those rare moments then :3
I always wondered how batteries were made, thanks for the 100% accurate video!
Thank you for your accuracy! Too many people call that machine “the twisty wisty swissty shishty” machine :)
I Found this dude like 12 hours ago, and I love the hell out of his content.
The labelling machine was the exciting part! Almost as exciting as a filling machine! Almost. I think. 😁
Yayyy! Just got off of work, great timing 😊😊😊 I love this series
I wasn't paying attention to the channel and just clicked it out of curiosity... then the second I heard the voice I realised what I got myself in to
0:05 you already know you're in for a treat when he says that + is - and - is +
My brain to simple, so I tried to simplify it, correct me if I’m wrong, anode is cathode, cathode is anode?
@@bluecreeper6161 correct
Using math we can simplify and we end up with cathode = cathode and anode = anode or some other bs equations lmfao
Your humor is freaking brilliant
You had me going for that first 30 seconds. I thought this was some awful world where you made real documentaries.
I’ve watched a lot of these. This ones my favorite so far
1:05 Man these Harry Potter references keep coming.
Oh hey look it's the guy whose comments I have criticised on Merg's channel
I'm gonna say this every time I see you comment lmao
I love listening to these while I sleep! No really I do.
You caught me huggbees, I was high and not paying attention. I'm sorry
The entire commentary is the most chaotic thing I've heard in a while. 😂
Ah yes, my favorite snack.
Bro I love this dudes commentary
„what it doesn't do is give me a reason to live" wow man that was deep :(
I feel like I could hear the held back laughter as you said the receipt paper was on the inside and all you need to do is break them open to get the information
Fun fact, before the discovery of the fruit, pinecones were called "pineapples"
The fun fact dan
A lot of fruits were called apples before they were distinguished as there own
I always wondered about the 'ry'. Thank you! Great job
3:23
Then... then what stops the batteries from floating away?!?!
I have made tons of DYI batteries ever since watching this. Dont swim in the lakes or streams around my town though.
This video was great, but I’m having difficulties determining if something is zinc gel or wet concrete after being double tricked like that. This affects my daily life as I am a professional concrete layer, and I have accidentally laid down at least 40 slabs of zinc gel instead of concrete. Do you know if there is any e-mail hotline that I can contact to determine if something is wet cement or zinc gel?
Regards, Jeff Kaplan.
I shed a tear seeing the life cycle of a flashlight. Thank you for not forcing us to watch one giving birth though.
this is where the " " in "batteries " comes from
Why I not got this recommend 4-10 years ago?
I got this video in my recommend
1:35 - The internal workings of a GAU-8 Avenger rotary cannon.
Fall asleep to these every night, swear I laugh in my sleep 💤
"Well you should feel stupid because it's actually liquid Zinc gel, I tricked you twice" 😂
i'm sick rn and i've been binge watching these videos for 2 days help me
3:54 why did this physically hurt to watch
time goes fast
so does this channel's vidoes, very informative.
the tears of the last unicorn sounds like a bloodborne item
So glad I found this channel
Damn, I always thought they were called a “battery” because that’s what I’d always get charged with when I filled a sock full of them and went to the club. I’ll forward this to my attorney though, since I noticed there’s no salt in them. Maybe he can get that part of the charges dropped.
“What it doesn’t do is give me a reason to live.” At 1:15 came out of NOWHERE and got me so good