baby's first vr experience
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- Опубліковано 4 жов 2024
- I won't lie: if you're not ready for 17 minutes of screaming this one isn't for you.
Edited by PoroGuy: / @poroguy
Streamed at: twitch.tv/lazypurple
The game is H3VR (Hot Dogs, Horseshoes & Hand Grenades) - worth playing for sure!
#lazypurple #vr
I have to apologize for how terrible I am at controlling the VR camera in this lmao, it seriously was my first time playing VR for more than 15 minutes. This is a pretty old VoD edited with love and care by PoroGuy, let 'em know what you think!
Hey purple
Wait, you upload?
It’s ok we forgive you
@Epic sick GAMER r/woooosh
Im sure everyone plays like this at first XD
I built that.
Damn right. Good editing.
@@FortKnight_Gamer I second that!
@@FortKnight_Gamer i third that
@@FortKnight_Gamer I fourth that
@somecAt I sixth that, amigo!
"So in real life you dont just right click and go into a perfect scope"
*Another dream*
*Stomped out*
F
Irl you'd also be able to hold the gun more steady, though. And also lean into it so that your head moves with the scope.
F
this comment rly depressed me :(
@@selah6778 thank you for reminding me of this comment a year later
"If you're not ready for 17 minutes of screaming this one isn't for you"
This one is *specifically* for me.
LOUD NOISES!
*SCREECH*
@@HarunX57zt *I DONT KNOW WHAT WERE YELLING ABOUT*
AHHHHHHHHHH
*SHOW ME YOUR WAR FACE!*
Lazy plays, arms spaghetti.
Someone didn't believe it.
Wot are you doing 'ere brotha
But he keeps on forgetting what he wrote down
@@icarbonised4655 crowd goes so loud
He's choking now
Clocks up
1:20 “remember, it’s always faster to switch to your secondary than reloading”
Its faster scream like Dr. Kleiner then to just scream
lazierpurples so lazy he didn't even edit the video.-'thats a joke lads'
The heavy is dead
Your deadly skill is jogging, mine is murdering
@@nommahn No-that would be your mother!
*laughter*
@@Kizaco It was yo-(burp) Him!
“Alcohol is just complicated sugar”-TheLazyMann
At least we now know, that he is not a chemist
@@RohenBlackwolf he’s too lazy to know chemistry
... less complicated sugar sounds kinda bad not gonna lie :P
Actally yeast eats sugar and converts it into alcohol so he's kind of right
That last clip was akin to an actual soldier in war, the way he was so mentally defeated that he just began shooting at anything over the wall and then reaching up from the ground towards his escape out just looked and sounded so genuine.
he was ngl, kinda baby
"Trickstab!!"
* Proceeds to stab that sausage Medic's sides *
Seems about right
I mean, in actual TF2, that would probably register as a backstab
sausage medic gaming
2:52 close to sounding like the spy
Wait it wasn't spy
I am the spy
I loved how he said those words while rapidly flailing his arms
Its the baby spy
@@aleksaakovic8182 i am thé sans
Imagine having to do a real life 180-jump to do a stairstab as VR Spy.
You can probably do it just got to get used to vr's movement
Please I dont want Swipez or Stabby inside my Vr tf2 lobby
Pony! I already subscribed weird.
@@adogtakingabath7749 you can also grab sosigs
@@AceOfBlackjack
I think I actually remember your name in my notifications some time back, so thanks for staying subscribed, heh! ^^
Lazy: THE GUN ISN'T LOADED!
*proceeds to throw away $400,000
minigun*
Yes
Wait. LAZY TOUCHED NATASHA???!!!
Noob Destroyer my bad
@Noob Destroyer never
@Marcello Mcallister but it WAS filled with the boolets
4:54 i love how comically looks when he grabs the ammo from the minigun
At 5:00 I love how he takes the barrel out and panics so bad that he manages to make it worse
lazy would be the worst to go to war
*fires empty gun* "I DIDN'T LOAD THIS?" *yeets it on ground*
pfft, Lazy can literally use his bare fists to shatter his enemies limbs why would a gun be needed?
"Sarge, I think you need to see this"
*Footage of a single man with a bottle charging into no man's land and shattering everything while yelling about chemical compounds*
@@danielcastillo591 Sargent: I think you should look at what Ivan is doing. *Ivan going Rambo with a minigun next to lazy purple*
“I didn’t bring ammo!”
*jumps off roof
*Now we force him to play Phasmophobia with a party of 3 more people in VR*
Do you want him to have a hart attack?
@@dutchranger5530 probably
I don't know if he will throw up from sick or stress
@@dutchranger5530 yep
Sound smith uncle dane idubbz lazy purple, sounds good
me to the cops that pulled me over: "IT'S JUST A COMPLICATED SUGAR!"
DO YOU HEAR ME?!
LISTEN TO ME WHEN I TALK TO YOU ABOUT CHEMICALS COMPOUNDS!
A beautiful case of the pfp matching the comment
I love whenever he pulls out a gun with no ammo he instantly throws it
normal people: oh my gosh my leg is broken!
lazy, an intellectual: MY FOOTS NOT WORKING
4:50 The whole heavy segment was hilarious, but I swear you nearly killed me when you removed the minigun drum by mistake then threw it at someone. I’m still on the floor now.
I was on the floor already because I'm lying under my bed at 3 am
this comment was made by one of the sosigs
Some say he is still on the floor to this day
"Knees weak arms are shaking MOM'S SPAGHETTI!"
Poetry.
Guess who's back?
Back again
Shady's back
Tell a friend
Ayy the guy that got a shout out by soundsmith edited this nice
It's nice poros helping out smaller creators
Feel bad that its all he's known for
@@yomshmoney3156 ;-; actually- Lazy Purple Has- 800k subs- on his main channel although both of them have great content*
@@raidshiftyt it was a joke
@@raidshiftyt r/wooosh
1:23
Dr.bubby seems to be struggling to pick up a weapon
9:57 And so he perfected it so no living man can best him in the ring of honor
Alt title: man with purple beard rants about sinks while commiting warcrimes
Yes
warcrime gaminh
Geneva suggestion
He’s gone mad because he’s working on how it feels to play medic.
Lol
Lazy, grabbing a gun directly out of someone's hands while bending literally over backwards, then immediately headshotting them and then immediately flicking ONE HUNDRED AND *EIGHTY DEGREES* to the left to headshot ANOTHER person, and then WITHOUT HESITATION headshotting A THIRD PERSON, ANOTHER ONE HUNDRED AND EIGHTY DEGREES AWAY: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH IM DOING THE MATRIX THING RIGHT NOW, AAAAAAAAAA, AAAAAOW MY BACK
a true show of comedic perfection
aimbot
@@penguinmaster7 you right
"How it FEELS to Play Pyro" 2:33 : "OOOOH my ACHING BACK"
A exaggerated swagger of a lazer poople
Time stamp?
I’ve been playing Hot Dogs, Horseshoes, and Hand grenades for a while and it really frustrated me when he couldn’t figure out how to use some of the guns
I can totally agree with you on this
I mean it is his first time so be gentle on him
All of them are easy, except the wild west ones, mostly because their design is outdated
As someone who has 100 hours in H3VR and who couldn't figure out how to operate the charging handle on an AK for a good month (freakin' safety), I know that it can be difficult to know how to operate all the guns, but watching him be completely unable to load like any of the weapons made me want to scream.
@@PineberryLive bro did you know theres a level with: a great place to start! : writen under it? yes, that is thy tutorial. our lord and savior from cringe (to use zippo:open lighter, scroll down on the touch pad or joy stick and tada you have a flame)
6:22 LazierPurple: "reality is an illusion"
my brain: the universe is a hologram, buy gold!
Choice is an illusion.
Play Monopoly.
Bye!
**dies**
We are all living in the dream of the god head
“Knees week, arms shaken, moms spaghetti” - LazyPurple
The trilogy
I think Lazy watches Jaiden Animations as well
ladies and gentlemen. we're one step closer to seeing his face.
Ladies and mentlegen
@@gastrodonte3435 this spy has already fucked our defenses
@@fatis2745 and now he's here to breach us!
thats somehow worse than the actual line
@@gastrodonte3435 dalies and mentlegen
I love how expressive Lazy is through just his voice man- I don’t even gotta see what his body is to know what like 60 percent of his body language is just by his voice and it’s so great
4:20 Lazy sounds like the administrator for cryin' out loud
XDDDDD
Funni numbor
@@mrawesomepug8738 69 420 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
12:59
“Hey, SLOW DOWN there pal”
Kill me
You know how people say to “ease into VR”?
I’m not sure Lazy got the memo. I’m not complaining.
the only thing he eased into is the toilet after gettin motion sickness
@@bananabuns1369 lol
i went from superhot vr to boneworks, didn't ease me in at all but at least i discovered my favourite vr game
8:01 "I thought I was a man. I'm just a boy" If that isn't what scout is in a nutshell.
imagine if someone is trying out the game for the first time and they glance up and see Lazy rocket jumping. That would be beautiful and terrifying at the same time
game is offline, btw, its all bots.
If I, a person who has never trollder-ed in my life, can get a trollder kill in vr, I need to see Lazy do it as well
Every time he forgets to load his gun: YEET!
LazyPurple becomes AngryPurple in the first minute
"i dont get to be the scout from team fort two."
Imagine the neighbours just hearing “ that was definitely a sink “
7:03 the fact that, according to my research (quick Google searches), Lazy is actually correct, *scares me.*
I feel like Lazy rediscovered Rocket Jumping when he found out that he could reload in mid air. The joy in his voice about that fact was obvious.
Alt title: LazyPurple has a mental breakdown
It’s not unusual for me to be watching someone have a mental breakdown on a Wednesday evening.
Edit: A grammatical error that was bugging me.
@@loganreads90 Relatable
@@sparky3109 I hope not.
Although, in my case, it’s my sister having a breakdown over her homework.
@@loganreads90 That's what I mean you see my friend's all ways lose there minds when were together.
As usual
This just in: Local idiot screams at fictional hot dogs with guns
You can tell poro edited this because there is warioland music.
And the sound effects!!
@@trianglelullaby384 nah man what I was saying was that it's a staple of poro to have warioland 4 music.
@@trianglelullaby384 normally poro has warioland music in his videos and similar to his own videos, this video has warioland music. Literally all I was saying.
@@RD500v2 what sound effects o: I couldn't hear any unless your confusing H3VRs sound effects for poros?
@@jackthemagiccat4571in the intro, the sound effect used is wario picking up gems in wario land 4
1:23 peak editing performance
"just die!!"
"im soo dead" basically every people who spy for the first time
me and my friend replayed super hot vr demo so many times we came up with the "nipple strangler"
and it works.
I remember when I used to play a lot of tf2 and I'd have these dreams/nightmares of, like, being in TF2. And this is exactly what it was like (minus the hot dogs)
I'm having flash backs to when Ankle Daim the Sans Maim did a short skit on this.
0:20
Me when people ask me what my favorite thing is
Facts
1:35 the sniper *microphone in a deep frier sounds*
god I love how his voice goes up when he can't contain a laugh, it's genuinely wholesome in the original meaning of the word
13:18 is my favorite moment out of all of this. He failed to throw the two giant swords earlier, missed every shot, then finally gave up and chucked the entire gun at him, THEN it worked.
That was a good breaking point lmfao
I'm glad that poros getting some more recognition, he deserves it. This is so well put together and the editing brings your humor to the next level :)
YO LAZY, YOU’RE PURPLE, YOU’RE NOT ALLOWED TO SAY WINGER.
Your "lazier" then him
4:45
"Some people think they can outsmart me ... maybe 𝘀𝗻𝗶𝗳𝗳 maybe"
This was streamed quite a while ago, considering Spy didnt have cloaking yet, but im glad we got to see this here regardless
4:03 FINALY!! M1+W TAKES SKILL!!!
W m1 has reached lvl 5
I gotta say as a usual vr user, the fact that you (kinda) synced the rocket, and managed to pogo is super impressive
Sonko
(Sink + pogo)
(A very gud combo)
Lazy: “DO you KNOW HOW MUCH ENERGY IS IN ALCOHOL?”
Me: Back in the day, just after world war 2, we used alcohol as rocket fuel.
I play vr almost every day, and it is so funny watching someone new to vr get motion sick over going up a little ramp.
Shouting trickstab is the sign of a real spy.
Also, as a Pyro main, your "Imagine a pyro coming at you, running full jog formation" and "This is by far the best way to play this class", I believe NOW you can truly say that THIS...is how it feels to play Pyro.
2:20 lazy purple speaking spanish WOW
“I TOOK THE BARREL OUT”
He says as he is holding the ammo box
Engineer gaming
*insert engineer gaming theme
4:57 btw
10:03 even after a whole year i still come back for this part, lazy just laughing manically while intensely reloading his launcher really makes me think, he's soldier in spirit.
6:47
“Pipes are best aimed at large unmissable groups”
lazy was so happy when he was rocket jumping the happiness was contagious
its weird seeing someone rocket jump without the sky box getting in the way
Its so fine watching people play vr for the first time. This was exactly me in the first 5 hours of using vr.
Lazy screaming and throwing the sniper rifle off the building is one of the funniest things I've ever seen
"You may be fast, buy I'm fueled by pure alcohol."
-LazyPurple (aka the Abusive Step-dad), 2020
Me: I wonder when how it feels to play medics coming out. Meanwhile over at Lazier purple hq 3:15
I dont know why but it’s just painful to see people trying out H3VR for the first time, but he learned 100x quicker than me in my first time. Nice video!
I’m that happy Poro got a part editing for Lazy. He’s really moving up in the world
Id definetly love for Lazy to play this again in the future, with how much new changes and weapons have been added to the game.
9:20 Its "Hands are sweaty, Moms spaghetti"
11:07 THERE IT IS BOYS, HOW IT FEELS TO PLAY MEDIC
15:37 Was that a "Sasuke doesn't say racial slurs" t-shirt? cuz that's a pretty sweet reference
can't wait to see your character animated doing this and just flailing around like a fish out of water. XD
The guys looking at lazy reloading: **Standin' around like a bloody idiot**
I would ask for a "How it feels to play medic", but it would just be clips of people frantically yelling "Medic!" and an SFM of a distressed medic
girls when they woke up:it is good day to be not dead
boys when they woke up: 6:36
POW u r ded
Lazy: plays tf2 in vr
Also lazy: i feel motion sickness
Me: *this is what it feels to play tf2 in vr*
just wait until he plays boneworks. Vomit will be hurled.
7:08 CHEMIST LAZYPURPLE CHEMIST LAZYPURPLE
I swear on god I’ve seen this before the release date in one of my dreams w h a t-
wow what
1:23 i like how he screamed it was kinda cute
how
16:02 sudden aqua
It’s good to see Poro being recognized! Love you, Ram boy!
Lazy screaming with half life scientists was so good.
"Is that Heavy?"
Famous last words.
I feel so bad for Lazy, he went into the most intense mode of H3VR so quickly. I just desperately want to help the poor guy out before he falls onto the floor
Alternate title: grown man has a mental breakdown in vr
2:00 Sniping in old CoD games in a nutshell
I can’t stop watching this over and over again
*hears half life scientist screams* yep this is gonna be a brilliant video
10:20 *cue mustard explosion*