To be fair, some of the businesses in my area are like that. Restaurant goes out of business, someone else starts a nearly identical business in its spot and that goes out of business…
@@governor_explosion I was at a Thai place the other day that my friend who goes there regularly says is "under new management" about every two months. Current managers are on their third month, which means apparently they're outperforming the average.
I adore how the Belgian immigrant's pharmacy was introduced for no reason, since the husband, wife, and local fisherman (all in the computer business) just build a completely separate fish smoking shack 🤣
"Funny little story. In 1914, a Belgian immigrant put up this building and opened up a pharmacy. That's until a husband and wife team, along with the help of a local fisherman, see they're in the computer business together, they put up a shack to smoke fish. Now, the shack was torn down and the smoking stopped. And all of a sudden they decide to sell. And it's gonna become a Chinese restaurant. Then it became a record store, then it was a restaurant a few times, and now rumor has it it's owned by a husband and wife team who met in culinary school have opened up a place that was once a diner. And then changed into a Chinese restaurant. So what happens when two best friends since third grade put it all on the line to open up, get this, a place in an old skate shop at a family-owned restaurant that's been open for more than 62 years. Well in 2002 it closed, but it left a vacant spot for a hot dog joint and then turned back into a diner. And what did they name the place? After the birthplace of Elvis! But then progress and development happened, landfill came in, a father of six has a career-ending injury..." - Guy Fieri
This feels like I’m back in my 9th grade world history class watching old Mr. Parson summarize WWI start to finish without using a slideshow or pictures, unsure of how I should be taking notes.
This isn't the drunk guy. The drunk guy is worse. For example, at one small town bus stop, I got a guy giving me all sorts of dirt, real or not, on his ex, down to what STDs she had. I was thankful when my bus came in.
"And it's gonna become a Chinese restaurant. Then it became a record store, then it was a restaurant a few times, and now rumor has it it's owned by a husband and wife team who met in culinary school have opened up a place that was once a diner!" Wow, so it was a restaurant 4 times and a record store once. Good story, Fieri!
went to subscribe and realized you also made the directions one. holy fuck this channel is a goldmine, literally haven’t seen anything this good since the golden era of ytp😭
I made a buzzfeed test once and the result was guy fieri (a test to see who was my spirit animal) and it was funny and all but I've grown to actually believe in that
Transcript: Funny little story: in 1914, a Belgian immigrant put up this building and opened up a pharmacy. That's until a husband and wife team, along with the help of a local fisherman- see they're in the computer business together. They put up a shack to smoke fish. Now, the shack was torn down and the smoking stopped, and all of a sudden, they decide to sell, and it's gonna' become a Chinese restaurant. Then it became a record store, then it was a restaurant a few times, and now rumor has it, it's owned by a husband and wife team who met in culinary school have opened up a place that was once a diner and then changed into a Chinese restaurant. So what happens when two best friends since third grade put it all on the line to open up, get this, a place in an old skate shop at a family-owned restaurant that's been open for more than 62 years. Well in 2002, it closed; but it left a vacant spot for a hot dog joint and then turned back into a diner. And what do they name the place? After the birthplace of Elvis. But then progress and development happened; landfill came in; a father of six has a career-ending injury.
This is just every mid-western conversation with someone over the age of 45
im 18 this is how i tell stories
Glad you know what it’s like to talk to my dad
How did you meet my mom?
Sometimes, the journey is better than the destination.
@worldssmallestfan
He'll tell you in 208 episodes
If nothing else, I'm impressed he remembers the story so well.
He adds a layer every time he tells it.
He was there in a spiritual sense
Man, that place was a Chinese restaurant, like, 15 separate times…
🤣👍🏻
To be fair, some of the businesses in my area are like that. Restaurant goes out of business, someone else starts a nearly identical business in its spot and that goes out of business…
Chinese restaurants are like crabs. Evolution keeps turning eateries into them.
@@governor_explosion I was at a Thai place the other day that my friend who goes there regularly says is "under new management" about every two months. Current managers are on their third month, which means apparently they're outperforming the average.
and then turned back into a diner
"Funny little story"! Proceeds to inform us of business failures and career ending injuries 🤣😂
What a sick sense of humor
😂😂😂😂😂
Yes, those are always funny.
Man approaches and tells you an unsolicited story of how they built Flavortown
I mean you gotta hear him out
I adore how the Belgian immigrant's pharmacy was introduced for no reason, since the husband, wife, and local fisherman (all in the computer business) just build a completely separate fish smoking shack 🤣
Introduced for context? Idk
Good world-building by Guy there.
He likes to set up the full world for you
It's just flavor-text from Flavortown
It goes deeper. Later on, two best friends buy an unrelated skate shop so even the smoking shack was just Guy setting the scene.
Please never stop making these
If you mean dumbs edits in general: Never
If you mean Fieri cuts: No def still more coming I’m sure haha
@@zbgcutsthank you ❤
@@zbgcutssqueeze the fieri lemon dry and then feed us the pulp please sir.
"Funny little story. In 1914, a Belgian immigrant put up this building and opened up a pharmacy. That's until a husband and wife team, along with the help of a local fisherman, see they're in the computer business together, they put up a shack to smoke fish. Now, the shack was torn down and the smoking stopped. And all of a sudden they decide to sell. And it's gonna become a Chinese restaurant. Then it became a record store, then it was a restaurant a few times, and now rumor has it it's owned by a husband and wife team who met in culinary school have opened up a place that was once a diner. And then changed into a Chinese restaurant. So what happens when two best friends since third grade put it all on the line to open up, get this, a place in an old skate shop at a family-owned restaurant that's been open for more than 62 years. Well in 2002 it closed, but it left a vacant spot for a hot dog joint and then turned back into a diner. And what did they name the place? After the birthplace of Elvis! But then progress and development happened, landfill came in, a father of six has a career-ending injury..." - Guy Fieri
Lore Accurate
thx couldnt find the lyrics online
Thank you.
There's a special section in the next dimension reserved for people who do what you do. Thank you 🤙🏽
Wow, that story took me on an emotional journey. What a roller-coaster.
I love how it looks like he just walks to no where, forever in circles muttering
At 0:23 he walks into the restaurant and then immediately walks out
At this point, I'm starting to think that the building is haunted by a racist ghost who doesn't like Chinese people.
Thinking about it, the majority of ghosts probably are racist
Well rumor has it, that the ghost was actually in a tragic car accident, which caused the restaurant to get reimagined as a hot dog stand
@@Jeremy.Bearemy if my house was referred to as a "funky joint", I'd haunt my house too.
Would be a pretty normal ghost tbf
@@Sacred_Fox funkception
guy ferrari is like that recurring introductory character to new areas in games.
Guy ferrari > guy hyundai
That one customer who came in a minute before closing and wont leave.
This is basically just a YTP without sentence reversing and it's amazing
2008 ytp
sentence mixing
@@TheBcoolGuy I would argue this is still sentence mixing
@@El_Soy He doesn't say any sex words, even once! 😠no counts!!!
When the story meanders so much you forget what the initial subject was.
This is how I'm sure I sound when I try to explain the differences between the comics and the MCU to my friends and family.
As someone who cannot ever understand the mcu yes you do lol
“A father of six has a career ending injury”
Basically what happened to Thanos after Infinity War 😂
These are legendary works of editing art
You’re too kind! Thank you!
If the walls of that place could talk it would fill a novel
Cool story, bro. I was just asking for a good place to eat around here.
He may be getting to that part....... Maybe? I don't know, all bets are off honestly..
My mom and I used to watch triple D together back in the day, so I had to send her this. She loved it 😂
I think I'm going to need a diagram for this.
It becomes clear on a second viewing
I interpreted the comment about the two best friends since third grade as a reference to the husband and wife, and that's adorable.
youtube recommendations have made sure I have watched every single thing you make
I pray to the youtube gods someone animates this story
This is art this is love
Haha thanks will try to do more of this ilk
“A father of six has a career ending injury” 😂😂
This feels like I’m back in my 9th grade world history class watching old Mr. Parson summarize WWI start to finish without using a slideshow or pictures, unsure of how I should be taking notes.
I love a story that ends on a cliffhanger
The simplest of YTP, sometimes the most powerful.
This is what going back to your hometown is like after years of living in a different county
The best part is when at the end, he's just getting started
How it sounds when I try to tell a story:
hello Guy Fieri, thank you for coming, your wisdom is pretty cool
I'm pretty sure my uncle has told me this exact story multiple times
When you try to use public transit and a drunk guy approaches you:
This isn't the drunk guy. The drunk guy is worse. For example, at one small town bus stop, I got a guy giving me all sorts of dirt, real or not, on his ex, down to what STDs she had. I was thankful when my bus came in.
What a story mark
I need Jonathan Frakes to tell him he's wrong.
for more than sixty-two years! even after the landslide
"And it's gonna become a Chinese restaurant. Then it became a record store, then it was a restaurant a few times, and now rumor has it it's owned by a husband and wife team who met in culinary school have opened up a place that was once a diner!"
Wow, so it was a restaurant 4 times and a record store once. Good story, Fieri!
These are legit so good. Thank youuuuuu 💖
Wow thanks!!
Finally, the return of YTP/Star Trek edits!
I dont care what it cost, keep'em coming
May be a small Fieri break, but rest assured, more will come!
Dude these are so great
this is like when a show series makes the retcons canon so the story has the directional integrity of a limp spaghetti noodle
So great. Love this.
Thanks man!
went to subscribe and realized you also made the directions one. holy fuck this channel is a goldmine, literally haven’t seen anything this good since the golden era of ytp😭
Woah thanks yeah way more of the same to come!!
Now we just need to cut to Jonathan Frakes telling us it never happened, we made it up
Guy just oozes coolness.
This feels like the preamble to an alarmingly simple maths question.
Sometimes he rambles but were always here to bring him back ❤
Ha ha ha! What a story, Mark
This is what it feels like to follow along in a conversation when you have ADHD I just sit there and nod "Uh huh, uh huh, totally"
POV: u get told a story from someone with adhd
I made a buzzfeed test once and the result was guy fieri (a test to see who was my spirit animal) and it was funny and all but I've grown to actually believe in that
Cool story
The important thing was, that I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time.
Johnathan Frakes: No, it's false. It didn't happen. Not this time. We made it up. It never happened.
guy fieri i love your hot rod style
He should write a book about this. Easily top 1500 best stories ever told.
Transcript:
Funny little story: in 1914, a Belgian immigrant put up this building and opened up a pharmacy. That's until a husband and wife team, along with the help of a local fisherman- see they're in the computer business together. They put up a shack to smoke fish. Now, the shack was torn down and the smoking stopped, and all of a sudden, they decide to sell, and it's gonna' become a Chinese restaurant. Then it became a record store, then it was a restaurant a few times, and now rumor has it, it's owned by a husband and wife team who met in culinary school have opened up a place that was once a diner and then changed into a Chinese restaurant. So what happens when two best friends since third grade put it all on the line to open up, get this, a place in an old skate shop at a family-owned restaurant that's been open for more than 62 years. Well in 2002, it closed; but it left a vacant spot for a hot dog joint and then turned back into a diner. And what do they name the place? After the birthplace of Elvis. But then progress and development happened; landfill came in; a father of six has a career-ending injury.
And when we needed him most, he returned
He returned with a tale
40K lore be like
POV: Your 7 year old nephew is trying to tell you a story.
I honestly don’t feel bad for the father of six after preventing the name of Evlis’ birthplace.
"So my foot’s totally stuck in there right, I’m freaking out, the dog’s having a seizure and I still got half a pie left."
How my great-uncle tells stories when you're halfway out the door in the middle of the rain
It's like listening Grandpa Simpson
Guy Fieri Deep Lore
I love this pls do more
Guy will def return before long
Pls keep making these😂😂😂😂
Oh, there will be more Fieri at some point
sad ending.
Don’t worry, I heard the father is doing great now
this is my new favourite video on UA-cam
Great taste
I am subscribing because i am entertained
That’s all I try for, thank you!!
the plot twists had me till the end ngl
Guy Michael "Luis" Fieri Pena tells the best stories.
Way better story than Twilight
The amount of plot twists
"and that's how I started Deftones"
We need to get Guy Fieri as a guest DM on Dimension 20
Incredible again.
This also has me losing my shit its too funny
Lolol omggg... too good and entertaining
The most interesting Belgium, Chinese/diner/seafood restaurant owner couple in the world.
And there’s a lot of them out there!
This is art in it's purest form.
these videos are amazing
Thank you, Mr. President
ur incredible
You have a beautiful mind
ah, the Butter Buddha graces us with his wisdom
And we are so lucky for it
Reminds me so much of mi abuela when I asked her how her day was.
This would be a great copy-pasta
Dawg, ty for taking the time to edit this masterpiece
This is amazing
don't worry guy, i'm listening
Man I didn't even know there was a computer business back in 1914. Thanks Guy!
and then it turned _back_ into a skate shop
GLORIOUS
This is how my girl sounds when i ask her where she wants to eat for dinner for her birthday.
Experienced tour guide with a hobby of cooking
Believe it or not, this is peak UA-cam Poop
Thank you for doing the lords work!
"the shack burnt down..." "SO THEY DECIDED TO SELL"
🤔
Business 101
I miss my wife