@@sayshqlls He knows how unfunny he is and this was one of his first times being this early. So of course he went the loser route. Can already imagine his baby caveman brain going "OOGA BOOGA ME FIRST ME MAKE COMMENT ME LIKES"
@@queenlyodra4157 POV: u seek ur body for money cuz u can’t a get a job in twenty years when ur a popular hub star tryna get a boyfriend u gun be crying when not a single man wants to date u
And a British one We Have Coke (Coke, Pepsi, Dr Pepper) Pepsi Max (Pepsi Max, Diet Coke, Coke Zero) Fanta (Fanta, Tango) 7up (7up, Sprite) Pop (all of the above minus 7up and Sprite)
@@FurryDanOriginal I guess that’s true, but no company even wants to get to get to this point. It’s why sometimes you see companies like Google tell you to stop using their word as a generic name.
@@IfDiogenescouldfly I know I’m not dumb I thought I replied to another guy earlier but my stupid azz actually just blurted lip stick in my head because it had stick in the chapstick and lip in the lip balm
Like what is a Q-Tip? Seriously though, same with an Icy Pole. Americans are weird man they call Milyways “Three Musketeers” and Mars “Milkyways” only ones who do that as well)
@@percyjackson1717 I say Petroleum Jelly but that's because we don't even have the Vaseline brand, it's one of those things where the whole product name is also just the generic name. My whole family calls is Vaseline and I call it Vaseline when talking to them.
Actually lots of these brands have lost the trademark to their names because people started using it as the generic term, and it became part of the dictionary. Recently Google sent a cease and desist to a Swedish (I think) dictionary company because they classified the verb “Google” as looking up something on a search engine, instead of solely on the Google search engine. If their name becomes a verb no longer synonymous with their brand, they lose the trademark
Ping Pong and Table Tennis are 2 different things. One of them is professional and one of them is just like playing with your friends. I forgot which is which tho.
@@NeighborhoodTrickShots Incorrect. They are both the exact same thing. The only reason officials don't use the term pingpong is because the name is trademarked. But is was already called pingpong before a game manufacturer 'stole' the name by trademarking it.
This will differ by country. In the uk, they have slightly different names, but will more often call items by their generic name. In the states, they often call things by a brand name. Of course there are exceptions (I’m looking at you Hoover), but from what I’ve observed thats mostly how that works.
Ping pong and table tennis are actually pretty different things, in ping pong the outside of the paddles are made of wood but in table tennis they are made of rubber🤓
Here where i am in Britain we don't call them either cotton swabs or q-tips. We call them cotton buds. We don't say bandage or band-aid we say "plaster" we do have bandages but they're for bigger wounds and they are wrapped around it and are usually white and soft.
FYI Americans, don’t ask for a bandage when you want a plaster. The NHS can do many things but not mind-read, you will be handed gauze and an actual bandage put over your paper cut.
“The NHS can do many things but not mind-read”. this is so weird to say and uncalled for. first of all, Americans don’t have to deal with the nhs for a “plaster”. We’ll just go to the store or grab freebies if it’s something acute. I assume most europeans go to the convenience store or grabs free “plasters” as well, so idk why you’re even mentioning the nhs… secondly, Americans don’t use the word “bandage” for a band-aid anyway. “band-aid” is very specific to us. we do believe a band-aid is a type of bandage though, so idk what you mean by “actual bandage” because a band-aid or “plaster” is a bandage…just a specific type of adhesive bandage, which is another name we’ll use. “an adhesive”. thirdly, if we really did need the bandage you are referring to that nhs will supposedly give us if we ask for a bandage, we most likely will either ask for a first-aid kit overall or for a guaze which is normally accompanied by an appropriate size bandage which may or may not be a band-aid/adhesive depending on size. so you’re never gonna hear any american use the word bandage at all … because we only use the words “band-aid” or “gauze”. for no reason … anybody i know that uses “bandage” for band-aid in the US is OLD, meaning that they remember a time that the term “band-aid” wasn’t popular and a young brand, being that band-aid started in 1921
“I’m a Corporate Hoe.” - Sambucha 2022
Thanks I’m deaf.
Why repeat it it just makes it less funny
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Finally it's here
@@sayshqlls He knows how unfunny he is and this was one of his first times being this early. So of course he went the loser route. Can already imagine his baby caveman brain going "OOGA BOOGA ME FIRST ME MAKE COMMENT ME LIKES"
@@queenlyodra4157 POV: u seek ur body for money cuz u can’t a get a job in twenty years when ur a popular hub star tryna get a boyfriend u gun be crying when not a single man wants to date u
If it's a Sharpie, it's a Sharpie, if it's just a marker, it's a marker, no matter what brand it is.
Sharpies are markers but markers aren’t all Sharpies
The only other brand that's distinctive is expo.
and even then it’s an “expo marker” like you need the marker after that. that’s not necessary for sharpies
Exactly what i said word for word
Bro can you tell me what's is a sharpie?
"bro wyd rn?"
"oh im just putting on some *petroleum jelly* " 💀
The fact that some people actually say that is hilarious🤧😂
No but i call it thatt, vaseline is the lotion 😭
@@AlpaskaVaseline isn't lotion 💀💀
Am gonna start saying it tho.. just for the trolls
@@st4rry..echo_ they do have lotions tho right
“ hold on my lips are really dry”
“ Oh I got you bro, here’s some petroleum jelly” 💀
Bro finna be lubing up for later! lmaooooooo
huh?
I say petroleum jelly bc my grandpa has a sickness and to remove the kati (srry I’m not English) we use petroleum jelly that’s why I call it that
“Ah yes good sir my lips are feeling quite dry today, may you pass the petroleum jelly”
Monke
But of course, good sir
Of course my good sir, how about a game of putt putt after?
@@yourcousinduchessrowena 💀
Wouldn't the lip balm better suit your needs?
“Petroleum Jelly”💀
Imagine asking someone what they r putting on their lips and they say “oh just some petroleum jelly”
And they be like: 🤢
@@funnypenguin-brawlstars ikr
Yupp,a smart guy in a group of monkeys will always look the weird one.
I just say "dinosaur juice"
Which lips
"Anyone up for some Putt-Putt?" 💀
"Steve what in the actual f**k is a Putt Putt"
Anyone up for some mini golf?🤓
💀💀💀
That's all it's called where I live lmao
My friend asked if I wanted to putt&something. We then proceeded to play golf.
In Texas: “Ya’ll want a Coke?”
“Yep”
“What kind?”
“Dr Pepper”
That's just a southern thing
And a British one
We Have
Coke (Coke, Pepsi, Dr Pepper)
Pepsi Max (Pepsi Max, Diet Coke, Coke Zero)
Fanta (Fanta, Tango)
7up (7up, Sprite)
Pop (all of the above minus 7up and Sprite)
@@DynMorgannwg sorry no one in britain is calling it 'pop'
@@DynMorgannwg rest is spot on tho
except for sometime pepsi max
"help i need a band-aid"
"you mean an adhesive strip"💀
You mean plaster
Plaster*
We don't have Band-Aids but we do have bandages. Is that ok with you or would you rather bleed out?
Saniplast
@@hassanmian4104 wtf is a saniplast 💀
The epitome of brand success is having people refer to an item as your brand name.
Time to call my new brand "air"
Not really, because if enough people use the brand name instead of the generic name, the company loses the trademark for the brand name.
@@RandomFurryUwU yes, but to even get to this point you had to be highly successful in the first place.
@@FurryDanOriginal I guess that’s true, but no company even wants to get to get to this point. It’s why sometimes you see companies like Google tell you to stop using their word as a generic name.
@@RandomFurryUwU Fair enough. It's actually really interesting they could lose their brand name trademark over that.
People:- q tips
More people:- cotton swab
Me:- eAr CleAnEr
Dawg no don’t use it for cleaning your ears they push whatever is in your ear further
Fr
@@garbagepvpurrr547 then how does the ear wax come out onto the q-tip
@@percyjackson1717 Excess loose earwax, the rest goes further in
@@garbagepvpurrr547 what if u jus use it to clean the stuff on the outside and don't shove it in there
Popsicle or ice pop?
*Aussies: Icy poles*
Ice lollies 🇬🇧
I'm Australian and I call them Ice blocks
@@ChrisyBoi.I'm not Australian but I call them ice blocks too
Ice loli
Nz, ice blocks
Me wondering how I didn't know ping-pong and table tennis was the same thing.
i knew it was the same, i just didnt know any person crazy enough to say table tennis and not ping pong
@@glennquagmire34 Ja, bruv
@@glennquagmire34 nah you wierd
Isn't ping pong a video game? Its table tennis
@@cockerel6253 the video games is called pong not ping-pong
Here in my country, people literally just call every kind of noodles Maggi.
lol same
🇮🇳
Maggi op
@@rex_master Indian or Pakistani (maybe south asian)
As maggi is all over here.
Also, your words are very truthful
Here in my country they all call you mine
"Who's up for some Putt-Putt"
“Im down”
“I’ll ride there on my pwc”
Putt-Putt what the fuckin?
"one sec, my nose is running, pass me the kleenex"
Hey ill get there real quick but let me get my slow cooker
"Cotton bud"
"Rice cooker"
Yess
Your right. It isnt all theese other things its the third, rice coocker
Multivarka
congrats on 3M Sambucha. You deserve it 🙌🙌🙌
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Finally it's here
Crazy that I was here when he hit 26k!
Thank you!!!
@Xzviyn no
@@Sambucha it’s 3.01 mn
"Band aid or bandage?"
"Plaster..."
Ayy thats almost the same word ad in German. We say „Pflaster“
Right!
bri’ish
@@missbebes. good one 😂😂😂
Literally though
"Hey wanna go play putt-putt"
"whats that?"
Yeah that sounds weird
I only know that name from Rain Man
I call it mini Putt💀
Putt-Putt is forever superior
Putt-putt is definitely more common where I live... Saying mini-golf seems kind of grandmotherly to my ears.
Sharpie is like “Do you call this a Ferrari or a car?”
"Do you call them Band-Aids or bandages?"
Me: "I call them plasters.."
same
R u Israeli because I also say plaster
@@avigayilmizrahi3539 I don't think you know how common the word plaster is
@@avigayilmizrahi3539 I'm British and say plaster, basically everyone in UK also says it
@@avigayilmizrahi3539 Nah sorry, I'm from the UK
Fun fact: this is how companies lose their trademarks
"Never let them know your next move"
Calls it lipstick
Bro I'm with u
Lipstick is a different product tho
@Roblox Battles you zesty
Never let them know your next move,
Call it a between-meal snack
@Roblox Battles zesty
I need me some “Petroleum Jelly” 😭
My whole family calls sandwich bags "baggies" and honestly I don't know why.
I do that 😭
Yeah I call it a plastic baggy
In another situation this could me something completly different...
Well I mean they are bags so
bruh me 2..
“Geez I’m a Corporate Hoe.” Had me dying 💀
I subscribed after that😂😂😂😂
"Band Aid or Bandage?"
Me: a plaster??
What kind of sick pervert calls it a plaster
@@HitTheFloor16 Me
@Hypno you're the pervert
@@exostatics I sure am by the looks of my community tab. Don't look there.
@Hypno yup you are
Annoys me when people call other building blocks ‘lego’
I call it "pressure cooker" as a Jamaican
Same as an indian
Same as a Pakistani
Idk how did they come up with another name other than Pressure cooker tbh
@@harshitjain4758ecause it’s different. Pressure cooker uses pressure to hold in steam while a slow cooker is merely a braiser
Omg man tf man, im Canadian and we call it a pressure cooker as well.
"Hey, can you pass me a chocolate sandwich cookie?"🤓
Wtf are u on about?
@@obamabinladen4468 you never had creme betweens?
Hydrox?
@@nobodyishere2232 ya mean "Okidokis"
"I'm I corporate hoe" GOT ME ON THE FLOOR DYING OMG😂😂😂
No, it didn’t stop lying
@@Sigmapizza0wow
Jump!
@@Sigmapizza0go back to school and learn the word, exaggeration 😮
@@Mr.PopoAbridged go back to the fields
"help me, I need an adhesive strip because I got injured playing putt putt. If anyone can help me, I'll let you see my pwc" 😂
*" Never let them know your next move... "*
It's a cottonbud /earbud.
Same. LOL.
Mee too
Cotton bud.
lmao no
@@Oreoaxolotl1 yh I call it a cotton bud lol
"Never let them know your next move...."
Calls a 'bandage' a 'plaster'
why did i read bandage as blandage bcuz i saw plaster first..
Same
Same
You brits 😂
Brits are different 😂
Me whicalls them ice lollies: *my goals are beyond your understanding*
Same lmao, you from Britain?
We say Ice block 🇳🇿🇳🇿
@@ssomouse ice block i like that
@@shayyuss lol me too 😂
@@katwithjamandspam1388 that's what I call them lol 🤣
“sharpie or marker”
me: P E N.
“Which one do you say, chapstick or lip balm”
Me: “lip stick”
thats a different thing entirely-
That’s a different thing tho
Lipstick is to color your lips and is makeup
Chapstip/lip balm is to moisturize your lips
@@IfDiogenescouldfly I know I’m not dumb I thought I replied to another guy earlier but my stupid azz actually just blurted lip stick in my head because it had stick in the chapstick and lip in the lip balm
@vilviox No way… I thought I was the only one 🤣🤣
hold up
This video is a Brit’s worst nightmare
Ikr
I wouldn't know most of these if it wasn't for the pictures
Like what is a Q-Tip? Seriously though, same with an Icy Pole.
Americans are weird man they call Milyways “Three Musketeers” and Mars “Milkyways” only ones who do that as well)
I can’t be the only one growing up in a African household and called Q tips a ear cleaner💀
I'm an Indian and we call it ear buds 🤠 but it's the first time I've heard someone call it a ear cleaner 😩
@@shalini1221 ear buds are for listening music 💀
i grew up in Europe and call it an ear cleaner too
You are not suppose to clean your ears with that
@@Wicholoco200 still, most people do
“Hey! What do you say we go ride our PWCs? It will be so much fun!”
Me who calls them cotton buds/ear buds
💀💀
I call them ear buds 😂
Ye I call them both
I call them cotton buds
OHRENSTÄBCHEN
Bro why are you calling them earbuds like you ain’t wearing headphones💀
‘Lets play putt putt guys’’
Sure! But first I need to put on some petroleum
@@percyjackson1717 "Steve and Johnny what in blue hell is f**king Putt Putt and petroleum jelly"
"I need to put my lip balm"
@@percyjackson1717 I say Petroleum Jelly but that's because we don't even have the Vaseline brand, it's one of those things where the whole product name is also just the generic name. My whole family calls is Vaseline and I call it Vaseline when talking to them.
My mom and some Filipinos call toothpaste by brand which is colgate.
My was like to the cashier “can I buy Colgate? The Happy (toothpaste brand) one”
Same in India
Similar in Indonesia. Sometimes or often Indonesians called toothpaste "Odol" which is a brand.
Same thing in Ghana! Whenever I go back (I live in the U.S.) my aunts ask me for Pepsodent.
@@arya_1503_fancade You just made me realize that the actual name of odol is pasta gigi😂
Most Indian things
Da fork is putt-putt 💀
IM A CORPORATE HO 🤣😭
I want a restraining order on whoever calls Vaseline petroleum jelly.
My stupid self who kept getting it mixed up with Savalon
SAVELINE
i am very smart as you can tell
I thought I was learning English but it was Brand names all along!!!
Actually lots of these brands have lost the trademark to their names because people started using it as the generic term, and it became part of the dictionary. Recently Google sent a cease and desist to a Swedish (I think) dictionary company because they classified the verb “Google” as looking up something on a search engine, instead of solely on the Google search engine. If their name becomes a verb no longer synonymous with their brand, they lose the trademark
There’s a Wikipedia page on it as well en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_generic_and_genericized_trademarks
"Band-Aid or Bandage"
my British ass: plaster?
I’m trolling the system, when I call it by the brand name, it’s because it’s actually the brand I’m using
I refer to Markers when I'm using a white board but sharpie for the actual small pens
Yea some of my answers were situation based
Oh here we say permanent markers (cos Zebra brand is more popular than sharpie, esp cos of the smell)
And we use a lot of whiteboard markers
@@tilrox Ayo? But that classic sharpie smell thooo
@@coreyeck5266 eh sharpies are freaking expensive zebra is a cheap and excellent alternative
Me a british:
"There is another"
What are you doing right now?
I'm playing putt putt
Out of all the shorts I've seen he's one of the only channels I wont skip.
Congrats on 3Mil🥳
"What are you doing?"
"Playing some puff-puff"
💀
*putt putt.
it's putt-putt
uk ppl: 👁️👄👁️
Crock pot or slow cooker?
Me: is that a Rice Cooker?
“Bandaid or bandage”
**Me crying in British**
Yeah “stab wound plug” wasn’t there unfortunately.
Ping Pong and Table Tennis are 2 different things. One of them is professional and one of them is just like playing with your friends. I forgot which is which tho.
Table tennis is the professional one
I neva knew dat!
I need to start using ping pong instead of table tennis now
@@NeighborhoodTrickShots Incorrect. They are both the exact same thing. The only reason officials don't use the term pingpong is because the name is trademarked. But is was already called pingpong before a game manufacturer 'stole' the name by trademarking it.
I call it both tbh
Thats not true
I say band-aid
The other option being bandage:
Me:WELL THAT IS A PLASTER
YES. I agree.
Are you British?
Nah
Band aid or bandage?
Me: Plaster
As a non-native English speaker, i legit thought Kleenex and tissues weren't the same thing wtf haha
Same😅
I like how the last minigolf course has Slappy's face on it.
Brings so much nostalgia
ooh i think it's one of the dummies from toy story 4, who were modeled after slappy if i recall correctly
Who calls a Jet-Ski something like PWC
I already knew that a jet ski was a brand name because I watched Loki Season 2
Me who calls them Ice lollies or lollie ices: my goals are beyond your understanding
Are you from America?
English people call it ice lollies-
@@NeighborhoodTrickShots no
tf 😂
I can automatically tell you are either British or Australian. I’m gonna go with…uh…British.
"Just a bit of Patroleum Jelly"
"Actually dude its Vaseline"
"That's what I said, petroleum jelly"
"Jeez Im a corporate hoe" wise words by Sambucha
Chapstick, ziploc, Ping Pong, Popsicles, vaseline, Q-tips, jet ski, sharpie, bandaid, slow cooker, bleach, tissue and mini golf
This will differ by country. In the uk, they have slightly different names, but will more often call items by their generic name. In the states, they often call things by a brand name. Of course there are exceptions (I’m looking at you Hoover), but from what I’ve observed thats mostly how that works.
I call it a hoover :)
We only buy those things from one brand.
Band aid or bandage
Me who calls them plasters
Same
Fair fair.
What
bri'ish
Ping pong and table tennis are actually pretty different things, in ping pong the outside of the paddles are made of wood but in table tennis they are made of rubber🤓
Also size of tables are different and there are some differences in rules
Oh my god the ultimate nerd
@@rednetherbrick3178 or they just play table tennis? How is this being the "ultimate nerd"?
@@NerdyMystic09 he saying that cause he put the nerd emoji u slow?
@@Invisibleboy999 I saw the emoji. Being a "nerd" about one sport doesn't make you an "ultimate nerd," but go off I guess.
My guy, can you pass me that sandwich bag? I need to stuff my toiletries in there
POV: tryna figure what to say when ur early
yess
pov you’re tryna get likes
Fr
@@lilchildsofficial slay
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Finally it's here
Him: That is a Tissue.
Germany: "Tempo" [Brandname]
Me: “Who the hell calls it Kleenex”
My Canadian friend: “hola”
im canadian and i aint heard anyone call it "kleenex".
Everyone calls it a Kleenex
@@duffal0 no one calls it a kleenex
@@anawfulperson Everyone calls it a Kleenex
@@duffal0 no one calls it a kleenex.
"Popsicle or Ice pop?"
My British self: *ICE LOLLY*
Same man😂
MY MAN!
ice lolly just sounds more appetising
SAME
The fact that I said the same exact ones that Sambucha said ☠️
How can Sam say peace at the end after causing a literal war in my head
Here where i am in Britain we don't call them either cotton swabs or q-tips. We call them cotton buds. We don't say bandage or band-aid we say "plaster" we do have bandages but they're for bigger wounds and they are wrapped around it and are usually white and soft.
I'm British and this is so true
I'm Irish and say this
I'm British and I was like Where's plasterrr
As someone from a british colony I can confirm
Irish, can comfirm
"Yo u got some petroleum jelly?"
Sambucha is the type of guy who will wash his hands after taking a shower
I have a habit of calling ziplock bags “plip plops” 💀💀 very childish I know but sometimes ziplock is hard to pronounce for me 🤧🤧
That’s actual kinda cute haha
I just call them ‘bag’
it sounds like youre tossing a stone in the water 😂😭
That’s cute lol
@SunshinePIRRATA same
Me who thought Q-tips/cotton swabs were called "ear cleaners"
i fr call them "ear buds"
am I the only one who calls them cotton buds? ☠
@@peek-_Nope, here in Indonesia we call it cotton buds
pretty sure theres literally a warning not to put them in your ears, either way just dont
@@stopplecone you're weird for calling them that.
I use mostly generic names.
In UK we have different names for some of these so it was a bit confusing cause I'm like I can't think of the name in time
“I do call that bleach”
rabuno melody intensifies
I make up weird names for stuff lol.
I'm not calling that a "chapstick" nor "lip balm", I'm calling that a lip stick (the right way).
Me who only speak British english:
*visible confusion*
Same 🥲
Real english
oH yOu wAnT sOmE bIsCuIts aNd tEa!11
Putt-Putt and mini golf are two different things right- 💀
*Am I being lied to-…*
Yea and ping pong and table tennis is two different things
@@LucienThePeacebringer no, they aren't
@@Prod.ByNBLoc oh, youre right, in my country it's two different things. Sorry 😅
@@LucienThePeacebringer how. How are they different
I had no idea slow cooker was the Generic name xx
Bros the king of UA-cam shorts
Me as a british viewer: "wrong and wrong"
Q tips, cotton swabs 😭
It’s literally just a cotton bud. 😭😭
Ice lollies and plasters too lol
Ziploc bags came out in the 60's when I was a kid. Before that there were "Baggies". Markers were "Magic Markers"
What, so you're 60 yrs old?
We say "Mini-Putt" for Mini-Golf where I live lol.
Sam: that’s definitely a crock pot
Me: RICE COOKER!!!
in Iraq, everyone calls "tissues" as "Kleenex" and idk why.
FYI Americans, don’t ask for a bandage when you want a plaster. The NHS can do many things but not mind-read, you will be handed gauze and an actual bandage put over your paper cut.
“The NHS can do many things but not mind-read”. this is so weird to say and uncalled for. first of all, Americans don’t have to deal with the nhs for a “plaster”. We’ll just go to the store or grab freebies if it’s something acute. I assume most europeans go to the convenience store or grabs free “plasters” as well, so idk why you’re even mentioning the nhs…
secondly, Americans don’t use the word “bandage” for a band-aid anyway. “band-aid” is very specific to us. we do believe a band-aid is a type of bandage though, so idk what you mean by “actual bandage” because a band-aid or “plaster” is a bandage…just a specific type of adhesive bandage, which is another name we’ll use. “an adhesive”.
thirdly, if we really did need the bandage you are referring to that nhs will supposedly give us if we ask for a bandage, we most likely will either ask for a first-aid kit overall or for a guaze which is normally accompanied by an appropriate size bandage which may or may not be a band-aid/adhesive depending on size.
so you’re never gonna hear any american use the word bandage at all … because we only use the words “band-aid” or “gauze”. for no reason …
anybody i know that uses “bandage” for band-aid in the US is OLD, meaning that they remember a time that the term “band-aid” wasn’t popular and a young brand, being that band-aid started in 1921
I hope you are joking
As a Bri'ish person, this comment fried my brain
Wow. 100% agree with Sam on this one.