@@mrosskne the voice, mainly. but also commentators while they might be commanding and outspoken on the mic may not be as such in regular life - im a different person when i comm esports, for sure.
I always feel bad for the animals caught in these situations, the noise of that crowd and not being able to see a way out must be incredibly stressful for them
@Michael-jw6et i know right. Fortunately animals dont have predators attempting to eat them or anything like that because that might be even more stressful
@@macalloway1 nothing tough about the sarcasm. Having pity on creatures isnt a bad thing and its annoying how people try to gaslight and project on others. Being kind hearted or caring isnt a negative or stupid thing.
@@noahparsons7688 u should always avoid being bitten by a wild animal cause of rabies. its symptoms may take weeks to show even if the animal is carrying the disease
@@noahparsons7688 It's True that animals who are vigorously running around, and even bats who are flying-generally don't carry rabies. You don't want to take a Chance, However. It's 100% Fatal-including in us Humans. In Many Locales, both Racoons and Skunks are the Biggest Carriers of Rabies.
Dude imagine this from the raccoons perspective; youre in a grassy field, its daylight depite the sky being pitch black, there are strange markings on the grass and theres a bunch of giant freaky hairless things running around, all of them vibrantly colored, hordes of them loudly chanting and roaring but very few of them dare to enter the field
"Marcus told me the Saudi football league is full of trash, and you know, I work for the Ministry of Trash so I went to check it out, as federation business."
@@maravreloaded This was in the US, and it was a "Major League Soccer" match, so I'm afraid this one is definitely soccer. But, also, soccer is just short for association football anyways, so it really isn't that big a deal.
It takes a lot more than a garbage bin to hurt a raccoon plus they did use restraint and don’t slam it down on it. If anything, its pride is probably the thing that hurts most.
I had an Akita that got into it with a raccoon before I could stop it,she grabbed it, started shaking it, thr raccoon started getting his, dog tried to throw it, coon hung on and now tables turned before it got flung off. They faced each other, dog was like "no mas". After the vet bill so was I. A doink from a garbage can won't hurt it.
The commentators getting audibly excited while the crowd cheers louder every time the raccoon evades capture, we really are all just feral, we just need the right stimulus to bring it out. That stimulus is usually somehow related to raccoons lol
@@brie9566 Well, if you look at the league it's funny, because it's 30% superstars and 70% amateurs. That's why teams like Al Nassr and Al Hilal dominate so comprehensively.
Nobody will remember the resultant or how their team play, but everybody will remember the raccoon😎 Even the players will always remember the raccoon. The raccoon stole the show
😂🤣😆i really did not expect HSR to be in this comment section. They really just have pervaded every part of the internet haven’t they and really just as the one person said monopolized the word raccoon.
Ronaldo will be left confused when he sees the raccoon wearing the number 7 shirt in Al Nassr. By the way, the dribbling that raccoon has is unbelievable; he sent 5 staff members to the shops.
@@Darko_Boi To be honest, if Messi wins a 9th Ballon d'Or (and from how I know FIFA will give him it for the 2022 World Cup) this raccoon is going to steal it. (By the way, I don't have a problem with Messi nor Ronaldo).
“At what point are we just rooting for him??”
"It's pessi!!"
@@stansmith5610 and ur penaldo fan boy LOSER
Since the very fucking beginning tbh
@@stansmith5610this loser again
@@LuisRdzG10 Team Raccoon since I was born!
The Raccoon is probably freaking out. It's been running for a while and still in open space lol
Worst. Forest. EVER
@@TheHmmer4😂😂😂
Thought he was at Old Trafford
@@TheHmmer4that's a football field not a forest!
@@commenter621the joke went over your head huh?
1:39 the way the reporter is rooting for 🦝 😂
DOAN HURT IM!!!! Man he got into his bag there 😂
"you can get out! Don't hurt him!"
😃🦝
Lies again? Carling Cup Gangbang Of Singapore
"They're bringing out the trash cans, I did not know they have dinner service here! Great place!" - the racoon
😧
😂😅
Source -stelle/caelus(trailblazer) from honkai star rail
The crowd literally cheering for the racoon.
Poor thing was probably terrified
Soccer crowd finally had something interesting happening in front of them.
@@redrick8900😂
I love how the commentators are in character throughout all this
the show must go on
In character?
@@lioraselby5328 well yeah commentators dont talk like that all the time, its a character they put on for the mic
@@illuminoeye_gaminglike what? they're just describing what's happening
@@mrosskne the voice, mainly. but also commentators while they might be commanding and outspoken on the mic may not be as such in regular life - im a different person when i comm esports, for sure.
Need the raccoon heat map on the pitch stats
It's gonna be red everywhere
Just look at kantes heat map😂
Currently read that all premier League giants are putting in their bids for the raccoon😂
Raccoon has more movement on the pitch than Less Messi
@@mateuszdylda6840yeah fling hell 🤣😂😂😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣
I love how the commentator was worried for its safety
I always feel bad for the animals caught in these situations, the noise of that crowd and not being able to see a way out must be incredibly stressful for them
Yes, but fortunately they don’t get hurt in the process.
Agreed
@@mr.equity1120 Stress hurts.
@Michael-jw6et i know right. Fortunately animals dont have predators attempting to eat them or anything like that because that might be even more stressful
@@macalloway1 nothing tough about the sarcasm. Having pity on creatures isnt a bad thing and its annoying how people try to gaslight and project on others. Being kind hearted or caring isnt a negative or stupid thing.
I do like how he said don’t hurt him
Same. Boi got bonked a couple of times. He's probably fine though.
yeah had to smile there :)
They did hurt him
@@SynDeus Ok dude.
@@SynDeus Raccoon: "Harder"
99 Pace, 99 Agility, Quick Step +, Anticipate +
Lmao
Still moves better than Antony ngl
Anticipate+ lmao😂
Stamina
Who's going to be in the next EA sports game
I love how none of them dared to grab it cos they knew a nasty bite was incoming 😂
Rabies
@@ZirTheOne No, that raccoon was very healthy. His bite would've been bad because of bacteria and sharp teeth, not rabies.
@@noahparsons7688 u should always avoid being bitten by a wild animal cause of rabies. its symptoms may take weeks to show even if the animal is carrying the disease
@@ahmed_4202and that’s why you get injections right away if a wild animal bites u, but that raccoon was not showing any signs of rabies
@@noahparsons7688 It's True that animals who are vigorously running around, and even bats who are flying-generally don't carry rabies. You don't want to take a Chance, However. It's 100% Fatal-including in us Humans.
In Many Locales, both Racoons and Skunks are the Biggest Carriers of Rabies.
Dude imagine this from the raccoons perspective; youre in a grassy field, its daylight depite the sky being pitch black, there are strange markings on the grass and theres a bunch of giant freaky hairless things running around, all of them vibrantly colored, hordes of them loudly chanting and roaring but very few of them dare to enter the field
He's the next sacrifice
brother thinks hes in the eclipse
wtf? It isn’t from a different planet. It probably lives in the stadium.
What an idiot
elden ring music starts playing
Dude I would be in fight or flight mode the whole time 😂
Treat him gently, he is the Guardian of the Galaxy.
First I didn't like they grabbed it in a garbage can but they I thougt ya know it's a trash panda after all 😂
He's searching for Mordecai
Just read that Chelsea are rumored to be the favorites to sign the raccoon
Na mate Erik ten hag about to play him in the midfield
7 year deal, $20m a year.
Nah man utd need him as an upgrade on Antony
200 million$ over 10 years 🤣
😂😂
That's Gary. He's a federation member. He promised his late brother Marcus that he would make it to the major league.
"Marcus told me the Saudi football league is full of trash, and you know, I work for the Ministry of Trash so I went to check it out, as federation business."
😂
Long live the Racoon Federation!
@@PobortzaPl beaten out, only by beaver racing😂
insanely happy to see the klr lore prosper
1:10 That guy looked so done like “Can we start the game please” 🤣🤣🤣
hes superstitious and knows hes F*cked now
U ain’t even see him…
The soccer players just wanted to get back falling on the ground like little girls so bad
@@Jayrob22 he mean 1:11
@@Kalidx11yea he did 👍🏾 but brother looked like he was saying to himself "God I'm so freaking tired of this" Lol
It’s so funny to me how disproportionately pissed off the players are lmao
1:11 that is the face of a man who just realized all anyone is going to talk about after this game is the bloody raccoon.
Messi against 2... 3... 4... wonderful, wonderful, wonderful
This is Pedrooo
Absolutely wooorld class
how good is he?! loool
Ankara messi
This one made me laugh 😂😂
“We need to find him a ball because he’s moving very well on center midfield”
Adding more raccoons would definitely make soccer less boring for folks in America.
@@SmallSpoonBrigadeFOOTBALL
@@SmallSpoonBrigadeThe heck is a socca? Americans are weird.
@@maravreloaded This was in the US, and it was a "Major League Soccer" match, so I'm afraid this one is definitely soccer. But, also, soccer is just short for association football anyways, so it really isn't that big a deal.
He's a healthy one. Hope the knock from the garbage bin didn't ding him too badly.
Should be back on the pitch in 10 days
@@nbayern7000 this guy signs raccoons to the major league
It takes a lot more than a garbage bin to hurt a raccoon plus they did use restraint and don’t slam it down on it. If anything, its pride is probably the thing that hurts most.
I had an Akita that got into it with a raccoon before I could stop it,she grabbed it, started shaking it, thr raccoon started getting his, dog tried to throw it, coon hung on and now tables turned before it got flung off. They faced each other, dog was like "no mas". After the vet bill so was I. A doink from a garbage can won't hurt it.
The commentators getting audibly excited while the crowd cheers louder every time the raccoon evades capture, we really are all just feral, we just need the right stimulus to bring it out. That stimulus is usually somehow related to raccoons lol
We always love cheering for the underdog... or under-raccoon in this case
@@LongClawzHiddenUndercoon
@@romanrhodes815on thin ice with that one lmao
That one dude looked like he just realized the raccoon is way more interesting than his entire franchise.
His entire sport, arguably
“Don’t hurt him”
No more
What is love
Baby don’t hurt me
Don't hurt me, no more
im asian. i never eat racoon meat in my life. lol jk
Great debut for such a youngster, canʻt wait to see him in future games!
Raccoon be like :- Encara messi Encara messi Encara messi gol gol gol gol gol
Nice One
Had the same thing in mind😂
@@Yaki_199 ❤️🩹
@@hamiltonbrynar 😂
pedro pedro pedro
As a HSR player, I lol so hard when they bring a trashcan for capture.
I was looking for this comment
0:30 no, my friend. This is how the party gets started
now that is a box to box midfielder with relentless +++ Raccooninho was cooking 5 defenders not even the ref could keep up
Racooninho jajajajjajajaja give him the 10 and captain band
"Raccooninho"
"Raccooninho" deserves way more upvotes.
Next Saudi Signing to earn 500k a week
@@brie9566exactly
@@brie9566exactly
@@brie9566 Well, if you look at the league it's funny, because it's 30% superstars and 70% amateurs. That's why teams like Al Nassr and Al Hilal dominate so comprehensively.
Messi effect 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@brie9566deluded penaldog.
Would be a better winger than Antony 💀
😂😂😂😂😂😂
At least he doesn't go in circles
would be better at grammar than you as well
But he spins jn circles @@nbayern7000
That's just cold bruh😢😂
I absolutely adore the drummer giving the raccoon background music!! It probably kept the crowd in a good mood too!
I know it’s scared and freaking out, but how his little head bobs and the little shimmy when he runs is so dang cute 🥺
Swiper is a fox, not a raccoon. We can call him Sly.
Or Rigby
In other universe, we call it Rocket, the guardian of the galaxy.
Either name works. As long as its name is based on an actual raccoon in media, any name works.
His name is actually cooper
Cooper is his last name, but yes, his full name is Sly Cooper.
“& you thought Messi matches had pitch invaders”
He's streaking.... the harmless perv
The furry agenda strikes again!!
lmao
People are laughing but that lil guy or gal is terrified.
I know 🥺do u know what happened after
I love the drums playing whenever the raccoon started running😂
Bringing the trashcan is sooo appropriate 😂😂😂
Trash Pandas FC
The Raccoon was so confident, he didn't even take off his shades!! Respect 🏆
Racoon 🦝 : I been watching Messi play
Was really hoping to get by without seeing a Messi reference (gag)
@@noahparsons7688You gonna cwy?
They look alike
ANKARA-RAQUINHO!!
It's not inter miami it's NYC and philidelphia
Nobody will remember the resultant or how their team play, but everybody will remember the raccoon😎 Even the players will always remember the raccoon. The raccoon stole the show
Indeed 🦝
@@dioghaltasfoirneartach7258 The Raccoon have surly been signed by now, or what?😎
@@melissasmith3296 Yeah, his agent definitely negotiated him a nice deal 🙂
@@dioghaltasfoirneartach7258 Yep, world class star😎
I will remember your t1ts more
Aw “come on raccoon! Don’t hurt him!” 😂❤
I was at my Band class's banquet which was at a restaurant when this happened. When the racoon escaped the bin, everyone started cheering 😂
What a hero this guy.
Fabrizio Romano : raccoon to Chelsea here we go 🦝💙
The commentary is class
The handful of soccer fans finally witness something entertaining.
😂😂
This is pure gold
Don't hurt Rigby! He was just looking for his blue jay friend Mordecai.
That synth war was epic.
Was looking for this kinda comment
The way it runs is so cute❤😂😂
Oh look, it’s the NYC FC’s mascot 😂.
Wait. A raccoon is NYC FC mascot?
@@tomasvolpe5152 apparently yes and we got a Red Bull.
@@superbowsersilva A raccoon's piss is still better than this shitty drink
@@superbowsersilvaevery day you learn something new…
That’s DCs mascot
This invasive racoon looks like a future player for USA soccer team during 2026 FIFA World Cup
This should be a sport in of its own
This raccoon is already better than any Man United attacker 🤣🤣💀
Anthony 😂😂
Bro that Raccoon and Messi link up gonna be lit 🔥🔥🔥
Callum Williams is great.
No worries FIFA will always help Pessi
@@Mark90921 put you pessi pyjama and go to bed lol boy
“This is marvellous entertainment “
I agree, I was very amused by the raccoon chase.
"You can get out!" Love how he was totally rooting for the raccoon
😂 The Guy: 1:11
😒 " were seriously gonna have to wait because some raccoon shows up? "
Poor thing must have been terrified
racoon federation will send lawyers for this mistreatment
I was at that game it was so loud when they caught the raccoon
And what happened to him? He can't breed so long under a trash can...
@@alizsahin8607They put him in the trash can and took him out and probably put him in the river or in a dumpster
💀💀@@SkibidiDrewRizz
@@caiocc12 what else would they do💀💀
@@alizsahin8607 well of course it can't breed, it needs a partner for that
No one wants to get bit LMAO poor lil fella 😂❤
he’s so talented
Stelle being a menace as always
Trailblazing across the field
HSR has straight up monopolized the word raccoon.
@@yaelz6043 one trashcan at a time
😂🤣😆i really did not expect HSR to be in this comment section. They really just have pervaded every part of the internet haven’t they and really just as the one person said monopolized the word raccoon.
Ronaldo will be left confused when he sees the raccoon wearing the number 7 shirt in Al Nassr.
By the way, the dribbling that raccoon has is unbelievable; he sent 5 staff members to the shops.
raccoon is like messi, insanely small, agile and wont talk at all lol, deserves no.10 since he's making play.
@@Darko_Boi To be honest, if Messi wins a 9th Ballon d'Or (and from how I know FIFA will give him it for the 2022 World Cup) this raccoon is going to steal it.
(By the way, I don't have a problem with Messi nor Ronaldo).
Genius 😂👍👍👏👏
1:34 This is MARVELous entertainment.
LOL. The team could name it Rocket.
This proves Messi shall reincarnate as racoon one day
This is more entertaining than soccer
Very impressed with his ability to press high and also track back.
I love the players face as he watches the scene at 1:11 😂
Why is he so mad 😭 not like this happens everyday, lighten up
he was on the lossing team
@@antwhalmaybe the Americans are more serious in football than u think
@@antwhalmaybe the Americans are more serious in football than u think
The face of a man whose raccoon has escaped...
Omggg 🥺❤️ absolutely adorable, really hope it wasn’t hurt!
Philadelphia Union said he was released back into a more appropriate setting than a soccer field!
That raccoon is the real player of the field. The look on the players’ faces 😮. The raccoon be like: That’s right, cry
man most of them looked so miserable lol, especially the guy the camera focused on for a while
They're afraid of the competition
@@CyberVonCyberus Lol, when the raccoon enters the field, everyone knows they’re really up against their match
@@Orapac4142 I don't get why he looked so miserable. I get you're being taken from your game but sheesh. Little guy is trying his best 😂
Pedro Pedro Pedro 🙌🏻
I find it wild that this as a match between two American teams with an English commentator.
I love this 😂 and also the raw MLS commentary makes it so much better😂
I love how he dribbled everyone 1:28 and then got brexit tackled by the Trash Can
The best thing to happen in the MLS for, probably ever.
I like how all the players just stood around watching and didn't try to help.
0:22 "I haven't seen something like this"
*Meanwhile Snake Entering cricket ground in Sri Lanka*
He's blazing a trail across the pitch to ultimately still end up in a trashcan
trailblazing ✨️
just like all of us
The Raccoon is on the phone with Scott Boras negotiating a deal with Real Madrid..😂😂.. This was great👍👍
That Raccoon was more entertaining than the football match :3
Animal pitch interrupts are always the highlights of any football match.
This is, and always will be the most excited soccer game I have ever witnessed.
To be fair, most soccer matches are only marginally more interesting than watching paint dry.
@@SmallSpoonBrigade That is what I meant, it's difficult to put sarcasm into text...lol
Its raccon ,
ROCKET RACCOON 😂
Brilliant abilities presented by the Racoon. After such a marvelous display its only a matter of time until a top team signs him.
People acting like they want to grab the raccoon by hand 😂😂
Raccoons have rabies
@@davidoropeza5277 Not all raccoons have rabies. There's nothing in his behavior to indicate he's rabid.
@@noahparsons7688 they run really weird though
@@noahparsons7688all raccoons have rabies
@@noahparsons7688 don't animals with rabies *rabidly* (lol) change behaviour?? Like they could act normal sometimes
Damnit Rocket!
More excitement from this than any mls game.
they were so nervous 😂😂😂
PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO🗣️🗣️🔥🔥
Name : Raccon
Worth : 80,890,300
Club : Tottenham
OVR : 91
Status : One Of The World's Best
Best Skill : dribbling and speed.
Trophies : 0
Dribbling past like Messi
This first soccer game I have ever seen that didn't bore me to tears.
Absolutely phenomenal dribbling from this old man, best raccoon to ever play the sport of Football
Man of the match
She looks very healthy. Hope they didn't release her too far away. She'll have kits somewhere that she wants to get back to.
Raccoons tend to eat well because they eat anything and rarely make enemies with cats.
raccoon, away from 2..3...4.., wonderful, wonderful, wonderful. how good is he...
Most exciting mls moment
What a great player.❤ he was looking for acorns fs.