My favorite thing in Valorant is when your teammates die immediately without getting any kills because of shitty positioning then they blame you for losing if you can't win 1v5.
@@symbolitical4158 CS is a game thats almost 9 years old. Its at a point where the game is nothing but a highly competitive fps which is not nearly as fun as it used to be.
Everyone before they played Valorant: This looks like a fun game Everyone after they played Valorant: Well that's over, whatever that was, I never wanna go through it again.
Voice chat is cancer. Especially when there are squeakers involved. Seriously, children under 18 shouldn't be allowed to play any multiplayer FPS, lest they choke up our games with racism and immaturity.
All these people saying editing are not wrong but there is people that just think other people suck, they blame the other teamates for their deaths. I was playing MW and the last one alive on the team protecting the HQ. Killed off 5 by myself and then died when I was rushed while reloading. Guy on the bottom of the team called me trash when I was top of the team. So yeah there's just salty whiney people too.
@@loganwilliams9104 they stopped doing the beta key drops for it. So you need to wait till june for the game to officially release. After that you just go to the valorant website and download it for free!
nah, this video is HEAVILY edited together, it really looks like dunkey isnt that good at the game, but he edits together clips of him getting kills. Most of the kills he shows in a sequence arent even from the same match.
"yeah i'm muting you, you're annoying." "hey! why are you muting a teammate?" "ok you want muted too? ok your muted." "wha- what did i do?" simple convo but had me rolling.
I love the fact that the “two hours later” is probably accurate because if you look at the rounds, they fluctuate. *im crying dude* Edit: 2 years later and this clip still cracks me up
@@elderrusty541 heresy Nintendo hacked it to make it look like he didn't have it but we all know Dunkey's record couldn't even be beaten by TAS bots so uh yea get out of here mole person
Tom Garnett yeah all the toxic people are going to move to Valorant because they’re “done with this game” whereas people who play the game to enjoy it are all going to stay.
i've never played this game but i come back to this video a lot. a few all-timers in here. "you were saying?" "back like i never left" "the fancy dog gets the shrimp" positively PACKED
@@fencho4381 if you look at the leaderboards throughout the video dunkey kinda sucked at the beginning. But obviously he was learning the game so I can't blame him.
Imagine reporting someone because they're bad. "no no, you can't play the game because you're bad! What was that? You're saying you need to play the game to become a better player? Nonsense."
For some reason the way this is phrased makes me think about how it's hard to get a job without having job experience even though you can't have job experience without first getting a job
To be fair ,some games have that mechanic for matchmaking outside of ranked, so that people who get reported for being bad get pitched against others that were reported for being bad so the teams are balanced. Those reports wont ban the player ,just affect their matchmaking. I think League had that feature, havent played that in years though.
@@moomoo1984 "disguised bitcoin mining operation" proof? If its a bitcoin miner than why is my gpu not showing it's under more load whether vanguard is on or off? Are you even logical enough to understand my last sentence?
It's helped me be certain I wouldn't ever want to play this game myself. I mean, it looks fun, but this type of playerbase just ruins it for me, even if they're just a vocal minority in a generally chill majority. Screw the whiners.
I absolutly love how Dunkey usually shows off gameplay of him dying over and over in most of his dunkviews. Yet when it comes to shooters, he seems to ascend for a short while and destroy whatever game he's playing.
“I’m muting you” “Why are you muting a teammate?” “Do u wanna get muted too?” “Wait, what did I do?” This is why I stopped playing multiplayer shooters.
It's because the egos on these people forces them to refuse even the thought that any of the blame can be placed on their faults for they are perfect players
It’s like dunkey gets a power boost everytime someone says he sucks. Edit: for the record, I do know he edits his videos. It was a joke that clearly flew over some of your heads!
If its anything like Overwatch, it doesn't matter. Mostly people don't know what the fuck is happening and just randomly pick someone to blame instead of playing. That same teammate being blamed can be popping off at the same exact time, doesn't matter. No apologies, no takebacksies, just throwing vitriol and bile at other players for literally no reason.
In all seriousness it’s funny how Dunkey will be the best on the team, will carry a team and the bottom guy always wanna say he’s bad, it’s like maybe you’d have skill if your mom didn’t slam jaeger bombs when you were in the womb
I seriously don't understand people who play team-based games when they hate other people this much. Just play 1v1 in Quake like us proper antisocials.
It's pretty simple, these games kill your soul. Yeah sure, you might be friendly for like your first 50 hours of ranked, but then when you start having players that are clearly throwing and are also talking trash at you, time and time again, some people start losing faith in other players and just assume the worst. It's a toxic place.
@@iwiffitthitotonacc4673 Playing team based games allows them to blame their ineptitude on other players instead of having to shoulder the blame on themselves.
Played Ow for years on ladder(Plat/Dia), let me tell you this: 1/3 of games you just can't win, no matter how hard you try. So in these you need to mute the toxic a55holes and pick an easy hero. And don't even think about trying to "carry". It's gonna frustrate you even more. Afterwards avoid and move on.
God every time I watch a competitive fps video I’m reminded of how much my life has been improved by me getting banned from deranged sessions on csgo years ago😅
"I know, I'll just complain my way to victory. Works every time"
- 25% of every team-based shooter
The Complaining Attack! Of Course!!
25% of all team based shooter players using complaint attacks win against their teammates.
If by 25% you mean 25% of 400% then yes.
That math doesn't add up. 75% is more accurate.
@@VladiMatt 100% is still the total amount of players in this maths.
Valorant is a mix between CSGO and Overwatch from the same developers who made LoL. It's like a perfect storm of toxicity.
I am stealing this!
cuz the devs are csgo pro players.
Actually its not THAT toxic (yet), maybe because of the way they gave acces to the beta
It is true. Csgo was imo somewhat less toxic, maybe because it feels less casual and as such attracts less casuals.
Tinman let’s hope certainlyt doesn’t get his hands on developing the game lord knows what kind of monster he’ll create
"The smartest dog shoots the biggest gun"
- Dunkey 2020
Emerald Warrior Fuck i was laughing so much in those dog jokes
the smartest gun shoots the biggest dog
"You kicked my dog!"
- Abraham Lincoln 2005
the fanciest dog gets the shrimp
Directed by Hideo Kojima
"CeeLo you can't just sing and distract me"
*continues singing*
"Oh my god it is really good tho"
Man I wish I had mates like these lol
IKR WHAT A LEGEND
Im pretty sure they were just randoms
@@camelat7228 saaaaaame
yes!!!
@Alvi Syahri because he was singing "crazy" by gnarls barkley. ceelo was half of the band
“The smartest dog shoots the biggest gun”
-Abraham BlackOps
Facts
i want to like this comment but then it wouldnt have 420 likes
@@dylanw.4598 Good news, it's over 1k. You can like it now
*smallest, not smartest
The smartest gun shoots the biggest dog
“The dog is the fanciest of all animals.”
-Bane from Counter Strike
Can confirm that is a real quote. Dogs are extremely fancy animals.
is that the real bane from the counter street?
@@bane2201 for you
“You can’t just sing and distract me”
New objective: Sing and distract
1:47 Objective complete: Target has been distracted.
KEKW
Singing and distracting? Yeah that's a mute dude
Ceelo green started singing the song Crazy; by Gnarls Barkley
_I Will now... Play you the song of my people!!_ *(Sings Justin Beiber songs)*
My favorite thing in Valorant is when your teammates die immediately without getting any kills because of shitty positioning then they blame you for losing if you can't win 1v5.
You can tell they’re league players. I loved when team mates took bad fights then pinged me for not going in 2v5 with them
happens to me all the time
Never played valorant (I'm not a PC player) but I remember when CS GO came out on PS3 that's how it always was. So frustrating.
Clutch or kick, clutch or kick…
Oh, damn.
"This is not Overwatch buddy"
-guy who's playing Overwatch
My favorite comment
Yeah this looks more like paladins anyway
This game is nothing like Overwatch
StraightOP Yeah because it’s half CS GO half overwatch
@@ReFlectionsYY Being a class/hero based shooter alone makes it at least a bit like Overwatch.
"you can't just sing..."
"it is really good tho"
comment and subscribe
I remember when...
“ *The smartest dog shoots the biggest gun* ”
-ToPimpAButterfly
Low key could be an actual bar off of TPAB
@Samuel Skovran that's the dog's name
@@3x5WLeague true. Could even have it's meaning on Genius
I thought it was "smallest dog"
i remember you was conflicted
This video is probably the most time I'll ever spend on this game.
Don’t play it’s not worth, go live life and have a family
*Wheeze* Too true!
its pretty good ngl. Especially the ranked
@@juice8431 or just play the superior game CS
@@symbolitical4158 CS is a game thats almost 9 years old. Its at a point where the game is nothing but a highly competitive fps which is not nearly as fun as it used to be.
*very quietly when getting a kill*
“Black Ops”
Peak Dunkey
I was saying black ops myself until I heard that lol
@@pixel-voxel9094 I was saying it after too lmao
I’m either deaf or I’m being wooshed
I guess his little brother isnt playing anymore ajd he removed his blindfold
@@rashhd1497 0:47 There you go friendo
- "Is my mic working?"
- "No"
@@teatime505 what happens again?
It went something like "something something otherside." I could be wrong though.
@Sheharyar Khan No you buffoon it was obviously something something KFC
That would be a 1:667 like to comment ratio
"The MF ain't kill nobody!"
Quote of the year.
3:21
They reported him for being... bad?
@@aldenfriend9625 League of legends community in a nutshell
@@ranuxell9182 league, csgo and overwatch community mix as one= valorant LMAO
@@fg2002id no ur high val aint even bad tbh
I just love how both their toxicity and their skill level can be easily explained by the same thing. these are league players.
Dunkey used to play LoL a lot back in the day. any connections?
@@meannush7552 keyword "used to"
no, its cause theyre nitpicking and biased i win bye bye
Gave ya a 1000th like,have a good day!
@@wiktormasztafiak2 ♥
"The fancy dog gets the shrimp" - Kendrick Lamar, Pulitzer Prize Winner
burgerboye ok
“It’s Borger Time!” -Stephen Hawking, Presidential Medal of Freedom recipient
And his name is to pimp a butterfly
The early dog beats the sword
A dogs fanciness doesn’t determine the contours of a shrimp’s body
Two types of people in this world
“You guys suck”
“The fanciest dog gets the biggest shrimp”
Dont forget about
“The smartest dog shoots the biggest gun”
you know what? I’m muting you too
can i ask what is the context? whose line is that?
@@gachiii6346 no
"you thought the fancy dawg was annoying, well he was my dawg"
"you were saying?"
Is my new favourite dunkey quote
"did i mine that?"
Black ops
I was just thinking that this will probably be added to the collection of dunkey qoutes you see everywhere. I like it.
Heroz BANANA
SLAMA
that's golf
Everyone before they played Valorant: This looks like a fun game
Everyone after they played Valorant: Well that's over, whatever that was, I never wanna go through it again.
even looking at valorant when it first came out i didnt bother with it, it seemed very generic to me and still does
Everyone after losing a match: *I'll fucking do it again*
@@AVI-lh6rm it’s okay, it’s better than CS:GO, at least to me, this game actually gets updates lmao
Nah it’s a pretty good game. Way less toxic than League at least
@@WhiteKnuckleRide512 I don't think that's saying much tbh
“Hey Chris I can’t hear you from the bottom of the leader board”
Oof
"Okay, lemme start trying."
>fucking dies
@@star__ i know right
Cant beat the classics
As another dude said, that one has been around since 1.6
@@strigers8007 then another dude doesn't even know what 1.6 is LMFAO
Dude says stfu when you’re shooting his corpse, then you put on the silencer and keep going. I can’t 😂
brilliant and subtle
We were there, we all saw what happened
@@Riguyyy I actually didn't notice that until I saw this comment.
he just picked up another pistol to keep shooting without reLoAd
@@Riguyyy It's all true, I was the gun
Every Dunkey video where he plays multiplayer:
“Wow bro you’re terrible at this game”
*Dunkey kills 4 people in a row*
“Why are you so trash bro”
Don't call it a callback
Voice chat is cancer. Especially when there are squeakers involved. Seriously, children under 18 shouldn't be allowed to play any multiplayer FPS, lest they choke up our games with racism and immaturity.
@@dplocksmith91 you're talking like there's no old people being idiots too. There are. A lot.
@@trick3635 bro your background is clash of clans people were obsessed with that shit back in middle school
All these people saying editing are not wrong but there is people that just think other people suck, they blame the other teamates for their deaths. I was playing MW and the last one alive on the team protecting the HQ. Killed off 5 by myself and then died when I was rushed while reloading. Guy on the bottom of the team called me trash when I was top of the team. So yeah there's just salty whiney people too.
4:06 ah yes, so that line made it into the game from here
@@likearug*No*
"I think this is Reaper..."
"Yep"
The lack of enthusiasm gets me every time 😂
I'm tired of CS:GO, I think I'll play Valorant
Player: "You're trash, end yourself"
Me: It's like I never left.
Where do you download the game at? Forgive my stupidity
@@loganwilliams9104 they stopped doing the beta key drops for it. So you need to wait till june for the game to officially release. After that you just go to the valorant website and download it for free!
@@TheJJ6 Thank you
Is that a Smiit7 quote in my Dunkey video?
@@TheJJ6 damn man. i wanna be called garbage and a waste of space and i wanna be told that my mom and dad don't love me faster!
Dunkey helps remind me that everyone who "knows what they're talking about" in a game never knows what they're taking about.
nah, this video is HEAVILY edited together, it really looks like dunkey isnt that good at the game, but he edits together clips of him getting kills. Most of the kills he shows in a sequence arent even from the same match.
@@marcgold4649 wooooosh
@@marcgold4649 yup, and almost no kill is by peeking angles, just runing with a shootie.
@@marcgold4649 thats the joke, yes...
Yea I'm muting you, yer annoying.
Dude I would pay to see raw footage of them just talking about the injured dog voiceline
This game really makes you FEEL like you’re muted.
95/100
Has a little something for everyone
This made me laugh very hard
Wouldn’t be surprised if IGN actually says that for their review
@@cherman1882 alright you want muted too?
"Is my mic working?"
"No"
The Trickster
3:05 *THE KING MUTER*
Dunkey's Trick.
My personal favorite: “I can’t hear you from the bottom of the leaderboards”
@dobo this man knows the lore, respect +
dobo the game is only at patch 0.5
@@Pro-kesh yikes
whitebeard007 bruh
@@Pro-kesh bruh
"Hey Chris, I can't hear you from the bottom of the leaderboard."
Fucking slayed
In-game callout: "Let's rotate"
*Proceeds to spin in place*
Classic Dunkey
I mean, he did exactly what the guy asked...
(defeated voice) "Dunkey, please"
Does someone know what song donkey's playing in the video? I'd be extremely thankful if someone tells me
@@divyanshuanand1721 harlem globetrotters theme?
@@sleepy2065 no, the one at 2:00
“You can’t just sing and distract me CeLo...”
“Oh my god it is really good though”
he was my favorite
@@Deathtoll411 i think the only one that wasn't an asshole
this almost made me laugh as hard as the first time i heard it.....
It was a Gnarls Barkley song lmao
@@christhayer4805 ...Cee Lo is half of Gnarls Barkley but maybe I'm missing something here lol
"yeah i'm muting you, you're annoying."
"hey! why are you muting a teammate?"
"ok you want muted too? ok your muted."
"wha- what did i do?"
simple convo but had me rolling.
If alpha male and beta male truly exist, then he must be an epsilon male.
When he said “the muthafucka ain’t kill nobody” it absolutely slayed me
big baby
Reminds me of that guy who's at a party and just slaps everyone
I
"You can't just sing and distract me CeeLo. Oh my God it is really good though"
Dunkey gets a temporary 50% buff to his gaming skill every time someone says he sucks at video games... and it stacks.
The true peak of showing a person who’s the better one
Infinitely
Is it an additive or multiplicative buff?
@@sonder006 additive
@@sonder006 yes
I love how everyone behaves like they're god-tier at this brand new game.
I haven't even played it yet and I'm better than everyone in the video, and you and everyone else in the comments. Also I'll probably never play it.
@@CR-df2gd i don't think yall are getting the joke lmao
@@CR-df2gd It's just a joke making fun of self-important toxic players.
But we all know Toad's the real best.
@@CarcorNZ The ABSOLUTE STATE of youtube commenters unable to tell this is the most painfully obvious sarcasm. You ought to be ashamed of yourselves.
I like how the game isn't even fully released yet and it already it has collected the most toxic players from Overwatch and CSGO combined.
Riot sure knows its audience
I've had such a mixed bag, either my whole team is toxic or they're all super nice
Maximillianmus
On top of toxic AC systems.
@@_Vesper this
I love the fact that the “two hours later” is probably accurate because if you look at the rounds, they fluctuate.
*im crying dude*
Edit: 2 years later and this clip still cracks me up
I guess they didn't realize they were playing with the man who has a 100% clear rate on Bowser's Big Bean Burrito.
World record*
Jimbo Shrimp not anymore
@@elderrusty541 heresy Nintendo hacked it to make it look like he didn't have it but we all know Dunkey's record couldn't even be beaten by TAS bots so uh yea get out of here mole person
Kasey Bennett Reggie would never do such a thing
ARCTURUS
This made me cry
“Hey Chris, I cant hear you from the bottom of the leaderboard.”
That’s a big fat F
Finally someone talking about this god tier roast
1:53
@@Ismael-kc3ry been around as long as voice chat has existed
Now just imagine if he wasn’t wearing his blindfold
Or if his little brother wasnt playing
@@jaxmillion With the Wii wheel remote
@@liptl9609 and his controller was broken
Or if he wasn't sleeping
So many people probably won’t understand this 😂
4:02 bro might be the original clove
Counter Strike's, League's, and Overwatch's community all in one, dear god.
A truly tragic event
We are gonna reach levels of toxicity that weren’t thought possible
It's a nightmare
Dear god
There is more
NO
Tom Garnett yeah all the toxic people are going to move to Valorant because they’re “done with this game” whereas people who play the game to enjoy it are all going to stay.
“mf ain’t killed nobody” 😭😭😭
He sounded like EDP.
This was comedy gold.
Youre mean I'm muting you too
@@eshwar6969 he's such a pathetic scrub lmao
@@eshwar6969 "Alright he's getting muted too"
"If you got a dog, feed it everyday. But if you don't, don't." - Bobby shmurda
na - FREE MY MAN BOBBY
i've never played this game but i come back to this video a lot. a few all-timers in here.
"you were saying?"
"back like i never left"
"the fancy dog gets the shrimp"
positively PACKED
Dont forget "The motherfucker ain't kill nobody" Goated video
Everyone's saying the man sucks and not noticing his name, he's just a mortal man
I remember you was conflicted
Misusing your influence
sometimes I did the same
@@Diggy_anta Sometimes, I did the same.
WE GON BE ALRIGHT
3:33
*starts shooting him*
"Shut the fuck up"
*silences gun*
This is peak dunkey humour
OMG I DIDNT EVEN NOTICE THAT HAHAHA
Unintentional humor, hell yeah
It’s a different gun not a silencer version of what he had tho
@Tidal Fox op said “silences gun”, not “picks up different silenced gun”, he implied he took the same gun and put a silencer on it
@@dangonzalez2040 goo goo gah gah
That guy was smart, he could tell that dunkey was black just from his voice
he is of puerto rican descent actually
@@savvasyolo4712 yeah well I used to live in Puerto Rico, and the people there are BLACK.
@@GuyPerson-jt9tv that's the... r/wooosh
Are you idiot. Its so obvious that dunkey is black. Even my dog can tell that he is black
Dunkey can make valorant look like a fun game
He made Black Ops 4 look like a fun game
“The fanciest dog gets the shrimp.”
If that line’s in the game I’m in.
The Early Dog Gets The Shrimp
The fanceist shrimp gets the early worm
I feel offended.
The fanciest shrimp is worse than the biggest dog.
@riotgames got a dollar here for you
This toxic community really makes you *FEEL* like you're playing Overwatch
10/10 it has a little something for everyone
Overwatch only has a quarter of toxicity that CS has.
Nameless Hero Stan they legit reported someone cause they were better
@Nameless Hero Stan It must be NA(assuming you're NA as well), cause here in European servers I've only met nice people
Even manages to be worst than Combat Arms smh
The entire video is just like
Team Mates: Dude you are so ass.
Dunkey: ACE
tbh I was waiting for dunkey to whip out the crying baby sound he used in Overwatch
I think some people know it’s him and since they want to be in the video they trash talk him. It ends up working.
@@fencho4381 if you look at the leaderboards throughout the video dunkey kinda sucked at the beginning. But obviously he was learning the game so I can't blame him.
You were saying?
Flying Weasels he doesn’t need to learn, he’s #12 best player in OW
the motherfucker ain’t kill nobody might be one of the funniest lines I’ve ever heard in a youtube video
For someone using a USB steering wheel, Dunkey is pretty good at this game
Yeah also you could consider the fact that he's blindfolded
And the controller was unplugged
Well I mean he does have the current world record on bowsers big bean burrito
And he wasn't even trying
And he hasn't been born yet
Imagine reporting someone because they're bad.
"no no, you can't play the game because you're bad! What was that? You're saying you need to play the game to become a better player? Nonsense."
For some reason the way this is phrased makes me think about how it's hard to get a job without having job experience even though you can't have job experience without first getting a job
To be fair ,some games have that mechanic for matchmaking outside of ranked, so that people who get reported for being bad get pitched against others that were reported for being bad so the teams are balanced. Those reports wont ban the player ,just affect their matchmaking. I think League had that feature, havent played that in years though.
@@Reac2 no, that's not how any game does it
You should play Overwatch lmao. Those autists screech report over everything.
Imagine reporting someone because they are nit picky and biased.
Some would say: "New game. Old toxicity."
But in reality is: "Same game, same toxicity".
We just need to immune to it, people just yearn to remove it... Which is impossible...
@@moomoo1984 the abilities are also crtl+v from overwatch
@@moomoo1984 "bitcoin mining operation" bruh how hard is it to put on a tinfoil hat every morning you get up?
@@moomoo1984 "disguised bitcoin mining operation" proof? If its a bitcoin miner than why is my gpu not showing it's under more load whether vanguard is on or off? Are you even logical enough to understand my last sentence?
@@grimmyboii cooking mama strikes again
The song at 2:00 is "Beach" from the Plok OST for those who care
Thank you! I cared immensely ;-;
Its a really nice song
had to scroll a bit too far to find this comment. Ploky is the best.
plok's soundtrack is cracked as hell
Man, even the toxicity in this game is a mix of Ow and CS.
It's helped me be certain I wouldn't ever want to play this game myself.
I mean, it looks fun, but this type of playerbase just ruins it for me, even if they're just a vocal minority in a generally chill majority. Screw the whiners.
@@Kektus1 It seems to be a vocal minority from my experience.
Kektus in my time playing I have never seen one trash talker and I have like 40 hours
in a Riot Games... game XD, thats all the toxicity in one game XD
I haven't had that many toxic players in OW; it's been largely positive. Maybe it's just the servers I use.
“Report this guy”
Another Masterpiece from Riot Games
Its the players not the game
Another dumb comment by MrZurata
@@tahaghassan6004 You're right its the sweaty and salty playerbase that plays their games
Yes because there are no issues with riot as a company
@@eraty1 You are the living proof that he's right, salty boy.
"Mute, mute, mute, none of you are free of sin".
- That mute guy, problably.
Tony the tiger.
this is online lobbies nowadays :'(
Way to get yourself muted.
I’m muting you
waaay ahead of yah!
I absolutly love how Dunkey usually shows off gameplay of him dying over and over in most of his dunkviews. Yet when it comes to shooters, he seems to ascend for a short while and destroy whatever game he's playing.
"Halo 1 in legendary changes a man"
"He's changing the subject"
This is one of those videos where Dunkey gives great setups and the people actually take them and make it funny
he edited the timing tho. the teammate didnt say that before he got the kill. u can see theres no speech indicator in the clip. still hilarious.
Tau The Bice And that’s why Dunkey is a comedic genius, he knows how to make unconnected scenarios into the good shit
@@TauthebiceGaming reminds me of SovietWomble
“I’m muting you”
“Why are you muting a teammate?”
“Do u wanna get muted too?”
“Wait, what did I do?”
This is why I stopped playing multiplayer shooters.
Reminds me of my Counter Strike days... So glad those are over.
This is why I started playing multiplayer shooters idk what you're on about.
This is why every video game needs Ice Knack
so you stopped playing exactly when that happened to Dunkey, or you stopped in the past because you knew it would happen in the future?
Treaten to mute and never follow through
imagine how good dunkey would've been if he didn't use the wii steering wheel
And it wasnt actually his little brother playing
And he had the controller pluged in
And he wasn't blindfolded
Maybe the wii steering wheel is the secret
And he wasn't accused of several war crimes in Italy
What did he just say? 4:05
Clove voicelines be like in og Val
YOOO ONG BRUH I NOTICED THAT TOOO
@@xorlux "Back like i never left!"
clover never invented the back like i never left line
I come by here from time to time JUST to hear “the fancy dog gets the shrimp”
"The dog is the fanciest of animals"
MY DOG..
My favorite was “my dog bites you harrrrd”
@@uyq5726 i literally almost just died from choking from laughing so hard watching that line over and over.
Same here with Cee-Lo Green
Dunkey has made me say Black Ops whenever I play any shooting game and I can’t stop
Strawberry Boi Black ops
@@rowkey4231 Black ops
Do you still sell grapes
Black ops
Black Ops
"You want a mute too buddy?" Honestly had me dying
“Let me start trying” immediately dies
Damn I wouldn’t want to see what he’s like when he isn’t trying
"YoU WeRe SaYiNg"
Is the ultimate come back
No
Cooper Hutson Yes
@@cooperhutson7869 you were saying?
"Woah why you muting a teammate"
"Oh you want mute too?!"
Reminds me of the good old dunkey screaming "AW YEAH?!?!"
@Big Boi It's from Crime Patrol
"I remember you was conflicted, misusing your influence, sometimes I did the same." - Dunkey
abusin my power full of resentmen
Resentment that turned into a deep depression
Michael vorhees I found my self screaming in a hotel room
AHHHHHHHHHHHH
burgerboye I didn’t wanna self destruct, the evils of Lucy was all around me
4:06 Teasing Clove 4 years before release is crazy.
4:14 "The plunging attack, it's the most reliable move in the game"
Will Suarez Still my favorite dunkey video and line
The "you were saying..."s are the most satisfying things ever
Alejandro Pérez Especially when that guy didn’t know what to say 😂
Dunkey playing competitive shooters:
50% Dunkey being good
50% Voice chat being...interesting
Dunkey is just being funny lol, his gameplay is like low silver prob if you actually show full games and not just kills
Jesus, Riot really brought out the salt on you two
That guy that gets so mad and just goes “you’re black” is so great this takes me back to early Xbox live haha
The community is like league of legends but with voice chat.
*person dies* And immediately tries to comment on someone else's playing
So it's like Overwatch?
It's because the egos on these people forces them to refuse even the thought that any of the blame can be placed on their faults for they are perfect players
@@MusicAInz so its like human nature?
Liken CSGO?
@@shmooters5599 yeah, i wish people could be a little more self aware.
_"Hey uh, Chris, I can't hear you from the bottom of the leaderboard."_
*I fell off my chair*
HitzCritz Just brilliant right? 😂
Everyone: Dunkey is literally the worst Valorant player in the world.
Dunkey: Oh, yeah? Then how come I'm the best Valorant player in the world?
That's the best dunkey joke that dunkey didn't actually make.
can't really argue with that logic tbh I'm sold
I mean he was number 12 at Overwatch
SkinnySnorlax I think dunbo actually made a version of this joke back in his league vids, but my memory is incredibly rusty
w
watching this video is infinitely more fun than actually playing the game
"I'll be honest I'm actually rank 12 in overwatch."
"That's it I'm muting you"
Why?
@@countryfriedturkey what
Elan S. Why’s he muting me 👁_👁
@@countryfriedturkey You want to be muted too? Okay!
@@Bob_games103 I think he was asking why the guy muted Dunkey.
Osiris sounds like the type of guy who types “did I ask” in the group chat unironically.
*Altar of Flame , Caloris Basin music intensifies*
did I ask?
then complains when the team loses
you want mute, too?
Note to self: don't mute teammates at Jerry Garcia's
Gex
Joey Goncia*
Gex
What? I don't get it
@@isausage6866 Watch Dunkey's Video about GEX.
"Let's rotate."
[ROTATES]
It’s like dunkey gets a power boost everytime someone says he sucks.
Edit: for the record, I do know he edits his videos. It was a joke that clearly flew over some of your heads!
He must have the power to recreate the world after the final fantasy video
@@slasher7814 It charged him up to his full potential
he probably trolls around and does low effort shit to get people to insult him and then try hards to get clips like this most easily.
damn I wish I had that ability
If its anything like Overwatch, it doesn't matter. Mostly people don't know what the fuck is happening and just randomly pick someone to blame instead of playing. That same teammate being blamed can be popping off at the same exact time, doesn't matter. No apologies, no takebacksies, just throwing vitriol and bile at other players for literally no reason.
WHAT IF you wanted to go to heaven, but god said:
"You were sayin?"
“Shut up”
Legendary Gamer you’re getting muted
If he's real, that's probably what he told Stephen Hawking.
It’s crazy to think dunkey got all this gameplay footage just from his first match of playing Valorant.
While wearing a blindfold
And what is even more interesting, that's not even him playing, that's his little brother!
with a 2007 logitec steering wheel not to forget
Jonny Pferdeschwanz yeah and it’s not even plugged in
and his keyboard and mouse are disconnected
i've quoted 'the smallest dog shoots the biggest gun' an unhealthy amount of times
"Oh my god you suck"
Well, it's kinda hard to play with a usb steering wheel.
His little brother was playing
And he doesn't exist
he had a blindfold on
He doesn't even have this game
In all seriousness it’s funny how Dunkey will be the best on the team, will carry a team and the bottom guy always wanna say he’s bad, it’s like maybe you’d have skill if your mom didn’t slam jaeger bombs when you were in the womb
"Wait, what did I do?"
-A genuinely concerned and surprised teammate
3:14
3:14
I swear, every salty guy in some sort of multiplayer shooter sounds the same
A teenager?
The skinny 15 year old wearing Razers and calling everyone "kid?"
Its the same guy
suburban white tweenager in dire need a severe beating
"pls report"
I love how Dunkey can afford to be his ridiculous self because he actually kicks ass.
*NOW WITH THE MOUNTAINS OF SALT FROM OVERWATCH, AND THE COMPLICATED CALLS FROM CSGO, EXPERIENCE HELL FROM YOUR TEAMATES LIKE NEVER BEFORE IN VALORANT*
I seriously don't understand people who play team-based games when they hate other people this much. Just play 1v1 in Quake like us proper antisocials.
It's pretty simple, these games kill your soul. Yeah sure, you might be friendly for like your first 50 hours of ranked, but then when you start having players that are clearly throwing and are also talking trash at you, time and time again, some people start losing faith in other players and just assume the worst. It's a toxic place.
@@iwiffitthitotonacc4673 Playing team based games allows them to blame their ineptitude on other players instead of having to shoulder the blame on themselves.
@@TabbuEme Other players' skill don't matter, only your own. When you realise this, you can just laugh at all the toxic players and have fun.
Played Ow for years on ladder(Plat/Dia), let me tell you this:
1/3 of games you just can't win, no matter how hard you try. So in these you need to mute the toxic a55holes and pick an easy hero. And don't even think about trying to "carry". It's gonna frustrate you even more. Afterwards avoid and move on.
The dog bit was so wholesome, no one being toxic just a couple of strangers sharing a joke
not strangers
The dog bit hard
Pretty sure it was woaz, sterling, max, jesse, and dunk.
@@chend2713 the doggy makes you hard
“Back like I never left” not one second later “aahhh”
the suns tirade
That Isaiah Rashad tho
God every time I watch a competitive fps video I’m reminded of how much my life has been improved by me getting banned from deranged sessions on csgo years ago😅
how did being banned improve ur life