I live in San Antonio. Ted has done such a bad job at raising wages that we had to sell our kitchen tables. We have no kitchen tables. I know one person with a table and he keeps it hidden in the dining room.
That's bullshit, I heard about that table too but I believe he sold it because he couldn't handle the pressure of being the sole owner of a kitchen table. Stop spreading lies.
@@AClassOldie Dammit! I specifically told you not to contact me in that letter I told Popamus to send you! Did you get that thing he sent ya? Ha ha ha! I can't stay mad at you AClassOldie but a goodie.
If Chris Chan wore a suit he'd look exactly like Ted Cruz. Same if you just give Ted: jeans, a sonichu medallion, and of course Chris' famous red, blue, and white polo shirt.
Come now, as loathsome as he is, chris-chan at least maintains an absurd, paranoid hatred of his enemies that don’t really exist. Ted, on the other hand, not only gave into trump but also thought it was a good idea, for whatever insane reason, to work at one of his call centers during the campaign! Keep in mind that trump accused his father of being the Zodiac Killer!
...of course, great content like this has a low view count because some don’t know what hilarious content is. The view count needs to be *way* higher. I love you stuff, man. Keep doing what you’re doing!
WE SHALL NEVER SURREND (patriotic speech failed) We shall never surrende(churchill bitch slapped him) We shall (the guy that wrote this was bored and stopped writing
I live in San Antonio. Ted has done such a bad job at raising wages that we had to sell our kitchen tables. We have no kitchen tables. I know one person with a table and he keeps it hidden in the dining room.
That's bullshit, I heard about that table too but I believe he sold it because he couldn't handle the pressure of being the sole owner of a kitchen table. Stop spreading lies.
Son of a BITCH ! ! *Paid For By The Zodiac Killer*
HAH HAH HA! SEBBEN.
@@AClassOldie Dammit! I specifically told you not to contact me in that letter I told Popamus to send you! Did you get that thing he sent ya?
Ha ha ha! I can't stay mad at you AClassOldie but a goodie.
Hes also going to protect us from kitchen tables
Im The Zodiac Killer and I approve of this message
I thought Ted Cruz was the Zodiac Killer
Mark Cuckerberg Hey It’s Mark Fuckerberg
Ad: If you're gonna run in Texas, you can't run in Texas.
Seems legit.
Can I run TO Texas?
@@AwesomeSaucePictures You can run FROM Texas to Cancun.
I’m Ted Cruz and i approve this kitchen table.
Ironically, this is actually a better ad for Ted Cruz than an actual Ted Cruz ad.
Restore kitchen tables 2020
Rhett Jones MKTGA!
Wait, did Ted actually rip off Winston Churchill?
I'm quite sure he was quoting him.
SOMEONE copied my speech.
Now your really cruzin' for a bruzin'
Nobody:
Absolutely nobody:
Winston Churchill: 0:10-0:19
Ted Cruz is like if The Count from Sesame Street was a real person.
*godly voice* *WE SHALL NEVAAAHHHHH SURRENDAAAAAHHHH*
Absolute gold as usual.
Mr. Cruz just lends himself to these. I wonder if he's ever seen any of these. I hope so.
I enjoy watching your videos, keep up the good work.
I'm Ted Cruz, and I approve of this cruise.
Brain, you magnificent bastard, always coming in and picking me up on my worst days. I love you my guy, never stop.
Citizen Brain never disappoints.
I tripped and fell into my kitchen table and broke my nose. He didn't protect me from kitchen tables at all
Second! Your vids are awesome, Citizen Brain.
Akhil Pillai indeed
The one dislike is Ted Cruz
Ted Cruz looks like Christian Weston Chandler.
If Chris Chan wore a suit he'd look exactly like Ted Cruz. Same if you just give Ted: jeans, a sonichu medallion, and of course Chris' famous red, blue, and white polo shirt.
Come now, as loathsome as he is, chris-chan at least maintains an absurd, paranoid hatred of his enemies that don’t really exist. Ted, on the other hand, not only gave into trump but also thought it was a good idea, for whatever insane reason, to work at one of his call centers during the campaign! Keep in mind that trump accused his father of being the Zodiac Killer!
UHF is a great film, thanks for using a clip from it!
Bow down to the YTP KING
I'm gonna vote for him
I want more kitchen tables
...of course, great content like this has a low view count because some don’t know what hilarious content is. The view count needs to be *way* higher. I love you stuff, man. Keep doing what you’re doing!
"we shall AHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHYAAAAAHHHHHHH IAAAAH!" LOL
*Texas intensifies*
I’m Ted Cruz, and I approve this K I T C H E N T A B L E
“I am once again asking for your support... in the form of your kitchen tables” oops wrong guy
Can you eat hair on these kitchen tables? Like if you get it
Gives Ted Cruz my family’s kitchen table.
i live in texas and i can agree
Algorithm has blessed me
Isn’t Ted Cruz the Name That you’d name a teddy bear?
0:43 Everytime someone says something about securing and protecting shit it gives a bad vibe
Wow Ted has really upped the quality of his ads, god bless him 🙏
🎶“….you gotta take our guns…” 🤣😂💀
I love how he talks about kitchen tables like if you don't feed them enough they'll attack you
When I first saw it it said 420 views😂
but isnt ted cruz a womans name?
cokeheadbenny I don’t think so
Um, no. Since when is Ted a woman's name?
@cokeheadbenny Kung Pow reference?
yeh
1 dislike from Ted Cruz...he looks like Tre Cool tbh
Trump had a press conference, time for another YTP!
I'm Ted Cruz and I have tonsil stones.
0:11 cheers ill drink to that bro
I honestly thought this was legitimate at first reading the title.
Ted Cruz is also the zodiac killer 😔
The thumbnail sorta reminds me of Clayton from Tarzan.
Wow a cow made of butter
@Citizen whats the name of the churchill song?
what's minimum wage over there?
WE SHALL NEVER SURREND (patriotic speech failed)
We shall never surrende(churchill bitch slapped him)
We shall (the guy that wrote this was bored and stopped writing
Vote ted cruz, it just makes sense
Jepprey Stilthool No.
I'm the son of a crazed madman.
after watching this video he has my vote now
Ahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa... Ahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...
Ahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaeeeaaaaaaaaaaeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! Nailed it... oh :(
Awwwww...... who could say no to that waddle faace....
I jes wanna
OOOOOH WHOSE A BOOOBOOO WHOSEJABOOOBOOO BOO
**garbled nonsense of endearment**
Churchill and Ted copied that speech from an iron maiden song
Ytps are funny
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You insulted his dad. I think you've gone a tiny bit too far
I actually know lots of people who have no kitchen table.