I Joined a HOI4 MP Game as China

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  • Опубліковано 26 гру 2024

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  • @crocfighter.1322
    @crocfighter.1322 2 місяці тому +493

    Dankus plays China, helps a Raj offensive against Japan, loses 8 million men and then travels to the USSR to do a Stalingrad in Moscow. The call of the Barb is irresistible

  • @19wongs4
    @19wongs4 2 місяці тому +613

    "Tell Russia to lend lease medium tanks" - Grisha Flashbacks

    • @antonyevans559
      @antonyevans559 2 місяці тому +70

      Havent heard grisha in a long time

    • @sylvananas7923
      @sylvananas7923 2 місяці тому +102

      @@antonyevans559 He turned very political with wagner and shit, don't know what he became after the whole wagner shit show

    • @Edward_qV
      @Edward_qV 2 місяці тому

      He studies International politics in Moskau i think ​@@sylvananas7923

    • @depayss2428
      @depayss2428 2 місяці тому +6

      @@sylvananas7923 he still plays in mp games? competitive mp only cares about skill not political opinion

    • @scrutzru
      @scrutzru 2 місяці тому +23

      @@antonyevans559 grisha canceled everywhere and by everyone fr

  • @bxndaries
    @bxndaries 2 місяці тому +333

    dankus has moved on to the "touche" arc- the alta is gone

  • @ondrejhajek2338
    @ondrejhajek2338 2 місяці тому +320

    China endgame: nothing ever happens

  • @FVerz
    @FVerz 2 місяці тому +234

    - doing homework
    - new dankus video out
    - watching video
    - playing as china for 3h

    • @steadier2823
      @steadier2823 2 місяці тому +1

      Real I started a China game last night and wake up to this

  • @Mr2915Official
    @Mr2915Official 2 місяці тому +117

    -Soviets barely holding before Dankus switches
    -Soviets entering Poland after Dankus Switches
    "No don't battleplan youre throwing"

    • @shadowd9810
      @shadowd9810 2 місяці тому +6

      the noobs dont believe in the battleplan

    • @toma4652
      @toma4652 6 днів тому

      bro is blowing bubbles on it

  • @dangerousnoodle8779
    @dangerousnoodle8779 2 місяці тому +76

    21:00
    "The Allies are getting Battle of the Bulge'd but we're bulging all over them"
    Such a way with words

  • @Xeem_Pad
    @Xeem_Pad 2 місяці тому +53

    China sent an atTouché to USSR, this is crazy

  • @callogan2482
    @callogan2482 2 місяці тому +66

    THE FACT they used 5 speed and then you couldnt even micro....

  • @kingblulime4371
    @kingblulime4371 2 місяці тому +38

    I find great happiness in watching your videos, dankus.

  • @opipoo119
    @opipoo119 2 місяці тому +41

    They said my China was weak...

  • @diceman3219
    @diceman3219 2 місяці тому +20

    dankus, touche doesn't mean "too bad" it means:
    1. used as an acknowledgement during a discussion of a good or clever point made at one's expense by another person.
    "‘You haven't contributed much, this evening.’ ‘How could I have?’ ‘Touché. I do go on.’"
    2.
    (in fencing) used as an acknowledgement of a hit by one's opponent.
    it literally means "to touch"

    • @qinjiwei5058
      @qinjiwei5058 2 місяці тому

      touche

    • @JosefZeethuven
      @JosefZeethuven Місяць тому

      I do not see why your saying this except to be pretentious?

    • @targetben725
      @targetben725 Місяць тому

      ​@JosefZeethuven *pedantic, and this isn't anyway because touché is just never used that way at all.

  • @Syrath101
    @Syrath101 2 місяці тому +67

    The military police for Germany being named "Einsatzgruppen" is so fucking bad.

    • @Fuchss7
      @Fuchss7 2 місяці тому +8

      You want historical authentency or not?

    • @RNKel1
      @RNKel1 2 місяці тому +9

      @@Fuchss7well I wouldn’t call the einsatzgruppen military ‘police’

    • @recang360
      @recang360 2 місяці тому +4

      They maintained the SS historically and capitulated historically, balance restored

    • @a.b3203
      @a.b3203 2 місяці тому +5

      Least based HOI4 player

    • @gr4t5
      @gr4t5 2 місяці тому

      Seethe

  • @Skrypzie
    @Skrypzie 2 місяці тому +47

    just wanted to do my physics hw but new dankus vid came out gotta watch it

    • @theoo1-swe
      @theoo1-swe 2 місяці тому

      🔥

    • @CommanderTavos99
      @CommanderTavos99 2 місяці тому +5

      Physics is a social construct anyway

    • @stormsand9
      @stormsand9 2 місяці тому

      Sometimes I still wake up and have nightmares about missing school or homework even though I graduated 10 years ago

  • @rogueemerald
    @rogueemerald 2 місяці тому +30

    I never get why in all mp game china always caps. its so unhistorical

    • @oliverm1255
      @oliverm1255 2 місяці тому +31

      Because otherwise Japan will be so weak they never win

    • @RyRy2057
      @RyRy2057 2 місяці тому +26

      same reason the Axis even have a decent shot at winning to begin with: game balance over realism

    • @Asd-tk2if
      @Asd-tk2if 2 місяці тому +2

      A historical game would lead into allies stomping axis every time. Axis needs to have a shot at winning for anyone to play them.

    • @coconut7490
      @coconut7490 2 місяці тому +1

      @@Asd-tk2if You can still keep China tbh in MP games and still make it balanced, just make sure China doesn't get enough stats to push Japan until very late game. Way more realistic than having China cap and letting Japan get all their division freed up for India.

    • @benbowerman1582
      @benbowerman1582 2 місяці тому

      I agree Japan gets an easy game every time I see it in multiplayer

  • @ikarin
    @ikarin 2 місяці тому

    Perhaps the most historically accurate game I've seen Dankus play in all his MP games. Even got French SS divisions defending Berlin at the end.

  • @willg3717
    @willg3717 2 місяці тому +4

    Reject ALTA
    Embrace TOUCHÉ

  • @gaspy2458
    @gaspy2458 2 місяці тому +15

    19:57 i really wonder what is the censored division name since even einsatzgruppen wasnt

    • @alexion2001
      @alexion2001 2 місяці тому +8

      Probably something similar but in English or just straight up a slur in there, who knows it's HoI4.

    • @mandalasreview5539
      @mandalasreview5539 2 місяці тому

      ​@@alexion2001 probably a racial slur, wheraboos being racist.

    • @a.b3203
      @a.b3203 2 місяці тому +4

      "Dirlewanger Division"

  • @mort6155
    @mort6155 2 місяці тому +3

    The name of mod is Hearts of Oak II

  • @heymanzzzz
    @heymanzzzz 2 місяці тому

    I love Boosteroid! It's affordable, dependable, and has an amazing selection of games. My gaming has never been smoother.

  • @ThatOneKid-31241
    @ThatOneKid-31241 2 місяці тому +3

    forts - "What am I, a Roach"

  • @akiamini4006
    @akiamini4006 2 місяці тому +2

    No more Blowmaster shenanigans?! Nooooo altaaaaaa neeeeeeh 😢😢😢

  • @Impossibleshadow
    @Impossibleshadow 2 місяці тому +1

    The China game easy really interesting, I would love to see more. Maybe join noob game and win?

  • @rewriting-history
    @rewriting-history 2 місяці тому +61

    Commenting to stop other people from saying "First"

    • @Tizzy1397
      @Tizzy1397 2 місяці тому +5

      no way rewriting history on OMAN ALTA video

    • @orkano77
      @orkano77 2 місяці тому +2

      ijshport ALTA

    • @rewriting-history
      @rewriting-history 2 місяці тому +5

      @@Tizzy1397 It's me, your favorite Swiss-Venetian Nationalist

    • @unknown_boazgeen4832
      @unknown_boazgeen4832 2 місяці тому

      First

    • @Mitbuerger
      @Mitbuerger 2 місяці тому +1

      I really love that you watch dankus😂

  • @masterwaleczny1420
    @masterwaleczny1420 2 місяці тому +2

    (sorry for my englixh, its not my main language) dankus, i know you maybe don't even read this message, but i want to thank you, because i have bad situation with my gf and now im happy, becasue i can waych your new video. thank you

    • @DankusMemecus
      @DankusMemecus  2 місяці тому +2

      been there, done that

    • @pedronabais1456
      @pedronabais1456 2 місяці тому

      ​@@DankusMemecuscmon man its bait
      hoi4 player with gf? so obvious

  • @Kishi_IDKWTPH
    @Kishi_IDKWTPH 2 місяці тому +9

    E-Sports

  • @pierce9019
    @pierce9019 2 місяці тому +1

    Hes still saying touche... The alta era has ended

  • @anon2034
    @anon2034 2 місяці тому

    19:55 what's the 14 that is censored?

  • @SanderHydra
    @SanderHydra 2 місяці тому +1

    nice mods too, alot of units and stuff

  • @magm.9921
    @magm.9921 2 місяці тому +2

    What is the Song at 0:39 called?

  • @benzx1434
    @benzx1434 2 місяці тому

    do more china videos this was hella funny

  • @olegchaika7898
    @olegchaika7898 2 місяці тому +1

    What mod is this? Why there is like 20 divisions per tile? Or those are battalions/regiments?

  • @calebworkman7719
    @calebworkman7719 2 місяці тому

    How many times does Dankus say unironically this video

  • @razgulan7249
    @razgulan7249 2 місяці тому

    whats the song at 3:35

  • @maxthetube8466
    @maxthetube8466 2 місяці тому

    They said my china was weak, then this happened…

  • @justm3990
    @justm3990 2 місяці тому +2

    Dankus

  • @bulut3377
    @bulut3377 2 місяці тому

    Man those japanese divs are insane

  • @rogueemerald
    @rogueemerald 2 місяці тому +2

    What mod did they use?

  • @bowenault6166
    @bowenault6166 2 місяці тому

    What mod is this? The artillery looks super interesting!

  • @gregorygranvik1000
    @gregorygranvik1000 2 місяці тому +5

    esports sub 1 min

  • @philosophical6393
    @philosophical6393 2 місяці тому +2

    Dankus playing china?

  • @No._.Name.177
    @No._.Name.177 2 місяці тому +1

    first time seeing russia with negative man power they fucked up so bad😂😂

  • @Kijena20
    @Kijena20 2 місяці тому

    The french Coop sounds like thierry henry

  • @shadowd9810
    @shadowd9810 2 місяці тому

    dankus tagswitchicus

  • @somedude1502
    @somedude1502 2 місяці тому

    How did they balance this, if Japan does not get the China eco? Has India been nerfed, Japan buffed or something else?

  • @GigaCat055
    @GigaCat055 2 місяці тому

    18:48 I don’t think he said negative

  • @poisonbkmono
    @poisonbkmono Місяць тому

    anyone know the music of 0:52???

  • @P18Junior
    @P18Junior 2 місяці тому +3

    what mod are they using?

    • @revolutionstudios5052
      @revolutionstudios5052 2 місяці тому

      RT56 MP, usually.

    • @P18Junior
      @P18Junior 2 місяці тому

      @@revolutionstudios5052 nope this is smth different in RT56 you dont have 3 typed of arty

  • @marcoaranghel3783
    @marcoaranghel3783 2 місяці тому +1

    what mod is this?

  • @benzx1434
    @benzx1434 2 місяці тому

    Dankus what discord and mod was this one?

  • @IDunnono
    @IDunnono 2 місяці тому +2

    Whats the mod they use?

    • @zamgiljennyfer
      @zamgiljennyfer 2 місяці тому

      this is hearts of oak

    • @IDunnono
      @IDunnono 2 місяці тому

      @@zamgiljennyfer thanks bruh

  • @Lucas-px6hz
    @Lucas-px6hz 2 місяці тому

    mod name, and is there a mod for singleplayer where the map looks like this?

  • @iceshivoya2665
    @iceshivoya2665 2 місяці тому

    Play more of this mod

  • @elongatedmuskrat8378
    @elongatedmuskrat8378 2 місяці тому

    What ruleset allows a coop on China 💀

  • @kierandixon2879
    @kierandixon2879 2 місяці тому

    what mods were used?

  • @RedCard1831
    @RedCard1831 2 місяці тому

    ESHPORTS OMAN ALTA TOUCHÉ

  • @andreiasimov33
    @andreiasimov33 2 місяці тому

    Can someone tell me what mod is he playing in this video?

  • @bananamanduh3171
    @bananamanduh3171 2 місяці тому +1

    madonlays

  • @ReberCelik12
    @ReberCelik12 2 місяці тому

    Anybody knows what mod that gives you POW’s?

  • @moter673
    @moter673 2 місяці тому

    what is this mod?

  • @finnsl6803
    @finnsl6803 2 місяці тому

    whats the name of the mod?

  • @001MonkeyWT
    @001MonkeyWT 2 місяці тому

    Are you german or swedish?

  • @rebel_passo
    @rebel_passo 2 місяці тому

    Name of this mod ?

  • @zardruc
    @zardruc 2 місяці тому +1

    touche

  • @towarzyszczo7877
    @towarzyszczo7877 2 місяці тому

    Mod name?

  • @sylvananas7923
    @sylvananas7923 2 місяці тому

    Wazup Beijing

  • @Erik_Arnqvist
    @Erik_Arnqvist 2 місяці тому

    dankiii

  • @THHHReGHJz
    @THHHReGHJz 2 місяці тому

    More People Should Know About This Brutal Crime
    After he learned about the organ harvesting, a man who owns a company that has business dealings with China said that more people should know about this brutal crime. He took a number of flyers so that he could distribute them to his employees.
    It happened to be the Buddha’s birthday, a public holiday, during the exhibition. Many times, a whole family came to see the posters. Parents explained to their children that organ harvesting is wrong and they discussed human ethics while viewing the posters and the messages conveyed by each poster.
    Similar exhibitions have been held in Taiwan, Japan and South Korea every year. The organizer, KAEOT, held exhibitions at Korea University and Seongnam City Hall in 2021 and 2022, respectively. Human Asia, a human rights organization in Korea, sponsored this exhibition.

  • @miguelangelcifuentescruz9465
    @miguelangelcifuentescruz9465 2 місяці тому

    Why is China united

  • @thies_0801
    @thies_0801 2 місяці тому

    A Lot of swastikas in a Video.

  • @Djentle-Rain
    @Djentle-Rain 2 місяці тому +8

    LMFAO that zelensky dunk was great

    • @crusadercarl4396
      @crusadercarl4396 2 місяці тому +10

      ...What, are you a Russian bot or smth lol?

    • @a.b3203
      @a.b3203 2 місяці тому +2

      ​@@crusadercarl4396
      Insulting Zelensky = "Russian bot"
      🤯🤯

    • @vethenoir
      @vethenoir 2 місяці тому

      ​@@crusadercarl4396 liking a joke regarding zelensky is bot behavior you're so right.

  • @berserker4940
    @berserker4940 2 місяці тому +2

    Z

    • @radicalesotericcentrist
      @radicalesotericcentrist 2 місяці тому +2

      3 -Days- Years Military Operation.

    • @berserker4940
      @berserker4940 2 місяці тому

      @@radicalesotericcentrist Putin is liberating the ukraine from evil NATO lgbt

    • @dimas3829
      @dimas3829 2 місяці тому

      @@radicalesotericcentrist 48 hours... 10 years Anti Terrorist Operation.

  • @Arch50281
    @Arch50281 Місяць тому

    Can we not have the annoying ass pop music

  • @Andurianski
    @Andurianski 2 місяці тому

    What is the song at 0:52 called?

  • @jayrodthered
    @jayrodthered 2 місяці тому

    What mod is this?

  • @besteffortint
    @besteffortint 2 місяці тому

    What is the name of this mod?

  • @edward874
    @edward874 2 місяці тому

    What mods are?

  • @thematrixenjoyer4683
    @thematrixenjoyer4683 Місяць тому

    What mod is this?

  • @citywokbesitzer6834
    @citywokbesitzer6834 2 місяці тому

    What is the name of the mod?

  • @dumbpro555
    @dumbpro555 3 дні тому

    What mod is this?