I dunno tbh, we swear a fuck ton as well you know. I live in America and I'm always having people thinking I'm being rude by calling them a daft cunt or a silly twat or something along those lines.
@@dvdside What the fuck would need to be censored about damn Bluey? I've never seen the show, but it just doesn't feel like it would need to be censored
“Nah ma it’s just your fuckin’ menopause again” I laughed like a screeching cat on death’s door. What’s so funny about this to me is that it’s no less dismissive than the original really. Seymour trying to pass off the danger his mother’s in as being in her imagination is happening both times. Here here’s merely being honest. Fantastic.
Someone’s suing hungry jacks, they reckon Aussies are confusing the big jack with some american burger but the big jack’s clearly bigger with 25% more aussie beef flame grilled with a barbecue taste
Fucking true, never ever say shrimp on the barbie...it’s fucking prawns dickhead (in Australia people call each other dickheads which means bloody legend)
"It's a, regional think ya' know?" "Yeah where's that from mate..." "Uhhh, South-East Queensland" that made me shutter. cause i'm in southeast fucking queenland and i can indeed confirm this sounds very accurate
Evan cummings to be exact australians were convicts from britain sent to australia technically australians would be the aboriginal people, they already had their own language
actually i have the best video. it's gameplay of mafia 2 set to electronic music. It really is the pinnacle of human art yet somehow it's only been seen 100 times.
I read about Hungry Jack's on Wikipedia. It's the same restaurant chain as Burger King here in the USA, but renamed because another burger joint took the Burger King name Down Under first.
Well, I'm just pointing this out for those who have never been to a burger joint Down Under, and wonder why the Hungry Jack logo looks like Burger King's.
Also, if you look at the door after Skinner leaves the kitchen for the last time, the door is clearly to small for the doorway as it swings. Then, as it stops, it suddenly grows a few inches to fill the gap.
Yeah fair enough, would do that If I had the time over again. I'm not perfect, and its a good thing this stuff get pointed out to me. Kinda forgot I could sub it with that or even "can i have a gander" or something. Probably would've preferred gander imo. Also got people saying "shoulda said hungries" but since its not that popular on the Gold Coast (unlike in Perth) I guess I never thought to bother with it. McDonalds would have definitely been "maccas" but the whole grilled thing fit in much better with HJ's. Sorry about the essay, merry christmas and thanks for the feedback.
This has to be one of the best Steamed Hams videos I've seen since "Steamed Hams Inc." and that was the greatest video I'd ever seen, so this is one is certainly up there alongside many of the great versions that this meme has produced XD 10/10!
I scrounged up some video of Bart vs Australia, fuckin' here ya go ua-cam.com/video/bDAOPTXPPl0/v-deo.html DISCORD SERVER: discordapp.com/invite/dUFkReq
ScarnonCunce ? This is so stereotypical, not all Australians are bogans and shit, we don't all use that slang. And this whole video only makes Australia and Australians seem rude, and obnoxious. It's so insulting. And the fact that you also included the "translations" makes it sound like we talk an entirely different language. Geez...
Didn't look at this originally, thinking it'd be... y'know. Shit. I was already pretty much won over by the time Skinner yeah-nah'd the first time, but at that point, I was sold like a Four and Twenty at the Grand Final. ...I do not believe anyone has ever actually said "sold like a Four and Twenty at the Grand Final", but I'm starting to think they should.
You know you're Australian if this sounds like a normal conversation
When it says "Translations in decription" but you don't need them 😂
Or a Canadian who's been exposed to too many Aussies...
wait was this changed?
Surprisingly yeah, I never realized how many times I insulted cunts in such a friendly way.
Not for me lmao I’m Aussie
I love how they're simultaneously overaggressive and super friendly with each other.
Just your average chat between good mates
To be fair, we also do the same in the UK.
Michael Western Darn it my country (America) is boring!
KentuckyWallChicken All we have in America is politics :(
"We can make a religion out of that" said NO ONE EVER.
And then it became normal to do that.
Utica to Albany: 96 miles
Southport to Nerang: FOUR MILES
I thought it was more a Mount Druitt thing, but there you go 😂😂
As someone from NY I can say with some confidence that there are probably fewer things between Utica and Albany that can kill you.
What the, just what.(insert me going Australia here)
@@joncarroll2040 Same
Yeah, but 4 miles riding on a roo's back is a hell of a trip.
as an australian, i can confirm that this is the exact version of the episode that we're shown on our very own television screens.
Seconded
Thirded
@@batmanforawhile I hope both of you are joking with your spelling
@@flynn659 I hope both of you are joking with your spelling
@@localextremist2839 no's
*A U R O R A - A U S T R A L I S*
That's a real thing lol
I only know about it
@@ripsaw2 what the hell
sounds like the name of a Roman Australian soldier.
Can I have a look?
The only thing missing was the "Authorised By The Australian Government, Canberra" at the end
One three double oh six triple fiiiiive oh six!
*Could vhange ya life!*
FRANK WALKER FROM NATIONAL TILES, HERE!
@@blackjacktrial I fucking hate frank walker. I prefer kimmy's dad from crimsafe.
@@xboxprotogen95 remember if it's not Crimsafe then it's not crim safe.
As an Australian I am in awe of this beautiful piece of art.
Video-Game_Terminator fucking oath
Nah yeah, you're right there mate. Fuckin' tear came out me eye.
This is fackin' CULTURE
I've watched the video so many times, and I'm Canadian. Something about this hits me so hard, I can't control my laughter...
An Aussie sent me here and I am just, so happy
How to speak Australian:
Yes: nah yeah mate
No:Yeah nah mate
Definitely: Yeah nah for sure mate
Absolutely not:nah
Absolutely not but with more feeling: Yeah nah get fucked
you're fucked if you're American
Fuck, I'm Ñ and I Lol'd, also my brain has exploted at this
I read this with the Tf2 Sniper voice
Perfectly balanced
it's just british with more cursing, like they were from prison.
*wait.*
Can you explain your comment?
it is literally how we speak but with more swearing yeah
Plus a lot of them were sent for being poor/in debt. Not like they were all rough criminals.
*English
I dunno tbh, we swear a fuck ton as well you know. I live in America and I'm always having people thinking I'm being rude by calling them a daft cunt or a silly twat or something along those lines.
How dare you insult my homeland by...being...so...totally accurate...
Adam Halley-Prinable I would like your comment but it's at 69 likes and I couldn't do that
If the Simpsons were made in Australia, this guy would have written the scripts
*G D A Y F U C K W I T*
edit: everybody in Nerang better start calling flame grilled whoppers "steamed hams" otherwise I will be severely disappointed
Mc Donalds maybe you should stop using apple maps ya shit stirra
Fock off m8
ME ROAST IS BUGGERED
oi fuck off maccas
“You absolute sick cunt, Seymour” with his expression made me laugh WAY harder than it should’ve
I could watch the entirety of the Simpsons like this
I'd rather watch Housos. And we all got sick of that after season 2.
@@Cawshes yeah it wasn't the same without Ian Turpie (R.I.P.)
@@basedbattledroid3507 how's the new Fat Pizza? I haven't even checked it yet
Lies again? Face Of StarHub
Same
2:10 The aurora australis line was underrated
The aurora australis is a real thing, but it doens't happen in australia though.
Entirely in your fucked up kitchen.
@@IVAN3DX Australis is Latin. For Southern Land.
@@JONNOG88 I'm aware of that
In your Australia 🇦🇺
Spoiler: This is the clean version.
Shit! I knew it was the censored version!
Figures, they for real had to censore Bluey in America
Considering some conversations I've heard down here in Adelaide, that is quite possible
@@blakchristianbale it isn't censored in the UK lmao, although I have been to America and it is in fact censored for some episodes
@@dvdside
What the fuck would need to be censored about damn Bluey? I've never seen the show, but it just doesn't feel like it would need to be censored
Thought he'd say "Can I 'ave a gander?"
Oi skinner give us a squiz mate
Natenator77 Let's have a captain cook
Natenator77 can i give it a geez?
"-mate"
"What's going on in there"
"Sydney new years fireworks"
I love how Australian is just English but more swearing.
Simon Wong same can be said for America, except they just butchered the language rather than boganise it
I'm Australian and I approve of this accurate information that has been brought upon me about my language. You fuckin beauty
We don't swear 24/7, but toucé c**t
Farkin oath cahnt
ye but loike with a sloightlee difforent aacent ya know moit?
“Can I have a look?” Should have been
“Give us a squiz”
thought the same thing (not me replying to a three-year old comment)
Gis a gander
Fukn can I have a gander cunt?
I wouldn't doubt that being a Nerang thing
jarbenmate
4 2 1 1
2
1
1
fucken oath mate. struth.
Or Upper Coomera...
He changed Upstate New York to South East Queensland that’s attention to detail
Picture of whopper.
Voiceover: "They're flame fucken grilled"
That's all the ad hungry jacks will ever need.
Oh yeah, I forgot they called it that in Australia. Here in the US it's called Burger King.
FUCK'S SAKE
ME ROAST IS BUGGERED
Sheer poetry. Some of the best I've ever heard.
noblestar I would like it but it's at 69 likes
0:40 "Superintendent's gonna need a couple pingas."
Robotnik would be proud
My favorite part.
u fuckin idiot pingas are pills
PINGGGGGGAS!
Literally popped a pinga the other day, worst day of me life mate
SNOO PINGAS USUAL I SEE
“Nah ma it’s just your fuckin’ menopause again”
I laughed like a screeching cat on death’s door. What’s so funny about this to me is that it’s no less dismissive than the original really. Seymour trying to pass off the danger his mother’s in as being in her imagination is happening both times. Here here’s merely being honest. Fantastic.
- Aurora austrealis.
- Aurora austrealis?!
fawful94 I think it's called aurora stralis on southern hemisphere. Don't ask me why and I might not of spelt it correctly either
MrByrd333 It's "austrealis" (Southern Lights in greek). I just quoted the video.
fawful94 my mistake
was it uastralia named after the southern lights? or the other way around?
Marcus Peters both were named after the Greek word for "south".
Being from Nerang myself I can confirm every time I go to the Hungry Jacks near Bunnings I ask for Steamed Hams
Nice haven't been to the kfc in a while
I fukn work there m8
Hahaha it’s not a Coomera dialect
So what do ya ask for at the bunnings on a saturday morning then? Half bread donkey dong?
MV60 fuckin $2.50 snag in bread mate
And a can of soft drink for 1.50
Some Steamed Hams remixes are painstaking technical wonders. Yet THIS is the best one of them all, precisely because it is so shambolic and silly.
Easiest way to get abs? Just watch this video lol
'Can I have a look' should have been 'Give us a squiz'
“Nah, it’s just your menopause again”- this had me dying
Jajajajaj
this is amazing, flame grilled and aurora Australis really made me laugh
same
TehhCake $399$ THATS A GREAT PRICE
I’m Aussie and I approve
Reameb JP yea nah
Same
The slang was spot on but Aurora Australis sealed it
same lads
˙ǝʌoɹddɐ oslɐ I puɐ ɐᴉlɐɹʇsn∀ ɯoɹɟ oslɐ ɯ,I
Australians are like Texans, but are in Australia, and have very little to do with Texas.
We have a Texas in Queensland
DarthDuck77 wait a minute
For a while now I thought Texas, USA had kangaroos
Now I find out there is two, and I probably got them mixed up
We probably have kangaroos in Texas Australia.
@@darthduck7751 yeah that's what im saying mon
I thought it was America
but now I realize that's stupid and they only have them in Australia
@@TheF0xskibidbopmmdada yeah but there's also some in papa new Guniea. But anyways yeah no kangaroos in America
As an Australian, I'm declaring this highly accurate.
99.99% accurate.
DANK DAVE THE DUMBESST And I'm declaring you a bogan.
Fucking embarrassing " skinnah gunna need a couple pingas" wtf is that junkie shit?
Dan Edgar It's a drug. Btw, I'm Australian. Aussie's don't actually say that often, as I haven't heard that in years until now.
I think us Australian's can all relate.
should have gone to Maccas ay skinner?
Hungries is better
Hungry jacks > Maccas
We call it Burger King in America, the fuck is Hungry Jack, mate?
WarblingTNT we all ready had a Burger King somewhere in Australia so Because of copyright it got changed to Hungry Jacks.
AYYYYY I FOUND MY NEW FREN
"Steamed clams or some shit" that's a mood 😆
SOUTHPORT?? NERANG?? IM SCREAMING
*CONFUSED CRICKET APPEAL*
Lizard Queen *I LIVE IN NERANG*
Should of said it was a Tasmanian thing
Spinz *I DO TOO!*
Lizard Queen Australia has a southport too?
Wow, this is some high quality Aussie dubs, wish I saw these when I was a kiddy
Thank you for dubbing this scene in Australian so Australians can now finally understand it.
I still can't get over how fucking good this is
This is beautiful stuff mate
Someone’s suing hungry jacks, they reckon Aussies are confusing the big jack with some american burger but the big jack’s clearly bigger with 25% more aussie beef flame grilled with a barbecue taste
Flame F U C K I N G grilled.
No added hormones
now they got the mega jack instead
Fucking true, never ever say shrimp on the barbie...it’s fucking prawns dickhead (in Australia people call each other dickheads which means bloody legend)
that sounds delicious m8
All characters voiced by Dingodile
A Pipsqueak underrated comment
Crash bandicoot.
3/10 skinner didn't get attacked by magpies on the way to Hungry Jacks
edit: bloody hell, thanks for the likes mates
This is just a dub ya dog, not a full localization.
Because cunts fucked
My fucking sides at this comment, underrated
Drew P. Weiner No, no, you mean Steamed Jacks
He didn't fight a kangaroo either, obviously fake
"It's a, regional think ya' know?"
"Yeah where's that from mate..."
"Uhhh, South-East Queensland"
that made me shutter.
cause i'm in southeast fucking queenland
and i can indeed confirm this sounds very accurate
Southport, nah nang!
same
I am in Coomera
Shutter? Is that also regional dialect?
I'm in arundel
Grouse shit right here mate
The steamed hams are better at Hungry Seymour's.
I'm just happy to have heard the proper use of "Aurora Australis" in a steamed hams viddy.
“Viddy”
Proud of me country
it's fuckin' cuntry*, m8
Me roast is bugged
Mr. Squidward!!
Ive seen so many of these and nearly didn't click on this one. Funniest one by a land slide
I think Australians wanted to make their own language but they gave up because it was too much work so they use what they had and also used english
Evan cummings to be exact australians were convicts from britain sent to australia
technically australians would be the aboriginal people, they already had their own language
egg head kyungsoo stop it
Some sort of demon u stop it
egg head kyungsoo no u
shut up noob
MISTA PRIME MINISTAHH!!!!!
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ANDYYYYYYYY!!!!!
Ay, mates? What's the good word?
900 DOLLARYDOOS?!
TOOOBIAS!!!
Emmett Hatcher 900 DIGGITTDOOS
That's a bloody outrage, it is!
Man, Aurora-Australis Sure Hit Hard This New Year..
Back at it again with another masterpiece. Seriously keep this up these are like the best videos on UA-cam
Jizzwardo nice mem
actually i have the best video. it's gameplay of mafia 2 set to electronic music. It really is the pinnacle of human art yet somehow it's only been seen 100 times.
Nah ma, its' just ya menopause again. hahahaah, this is awesome.
"Shitstirrer" isn't something I was expecting to hear anywhere other that my friends and family
Bet it feels surreal huh?
Ahhh. I actually understand what is happening with this scene now.
I read about Hungry Jack's on Wikipedia. It's the same restaurant chain as Burger King here in the USA, but renamed because another burger joint took the Burger King name Down Under first.
No shit mate
Well, I'm just pointing this out for those who have never been to a burger joint Down Under, and wonder why the Hungry Jack logo looks like Burger King's.
mmhm thats right
Are their fries as shit fucked as the ones in the US?
The 2 have long separated though.. so they're both their own thing now. They've had loads of ongoing legal battles too. From memory..
Makes me feel warm and fuzzy hearing this get dubbed in true Aussie talk. You just feel that sense of home welling up. Love Australia forever.
2:25 should of been "Give us a squizz"
Was about to post this exact thing
"Can I have a little bo peep"
Give us a geez fuck ya
Too fuckin right
Or, Can I check it out?
This is my favourite Steamed Hams redo to date
Everytime I think this meme can't surprise me anymore someone does something that genuinely makes me laugh.
At last, a depiction of Australians that isn't offensive.
Yahoo serious m8?
Or at least, only *semi* -offensive...
Ironically as an American this seems offensive :P but obviously it was made by an Aussie, so it’s all good.
This isn't shrimp on the barbie bullshit this is a true blue Aussie arvo so naa, not offensive at all.
QuakeGamer632 You people don’t even put prawns on the barbie smh
im Australian and i find this hilarious
I'm hilarious and I find this australian
Im laughing because this describes exactly what we say at times xD
Lol me too
Same
InstantMax lol
As an Australian I can say this is what happens when you f up a roast.
Why isnt the audio upside down?
A Skilled Roy
Fuck off
leeeeeeel
Because the earth is flat duh
lol!
Its a Nerang thing
am australian, can confirm this is pretty accurate
primal Sure, if you're a bogan.
“Not Southport, it’s a Nerang thing” absolutely fuckin killed me.
the good thing about me being an ozzie is that i understood every fuckin thing
Pybirb You don't have to be Ozzie to understand how to speak Australian.
I'm proud of my countries culture
Bout fucking time to mate. Rippa of a job
Im australian 2 XD (R.I.P STEVE IRWIN if u dont know who he is you have been living under a rock m8)
*Y O U D O G*
Fuckin hell!
It just sounds so much friendlier this way
Anime dubs done right
Thet's a bloody ehtrage it is. I'm takin this to me local member o' paaaaaliament !!
I'm pretty sure Chalmers is actually shocked to find out the beef patties aren't 100% aussie beef
It would probably be New Zealand beef
As an Australian, I can confirm that we do say ‘f*ck’ a lot.
Fuck
Fuckinoath dont think theirs a day since i was 4 that I don’t say fuck atleast a hundred times
Fuck yeah!
Fucken right.
The way the mouth movement match up at 0:50 is amazing
0:20 me roast is *_🅱uggered_*
Anyone ever notice the animation error where there is a bite in the burger but when he shows that they're grilled, the bite is gone?
Yes and you say he bit it despite the fact that it's obviously uneaten.
cyberen it’s eaten
He clearly chews it at 1:38. You can see the bite mark at 1:51 but it disappears at 1:53
Also, if you look at the door after Skinner leaves the kitchen for the last time, the door is clearly to small for the doorway as it swings. Then, as it stops, it suddenly grows a few inches to fill the gap.
Yea, that buggers me m8
This fits together way too well lol
instead of " Can i have a look?" should have been "Give us a squiz."
Should of been "Could I take a sqizz?"
Yeah fair enough, would do that If I had the time over again. I'm not perfect, and its a good thing this stuff get pointed out to me. Kinda forgot I could sub it with that or even "can i have a gander" or something. Probably would've preferred gander imo.
Also got people saying "shoulda said hungries" but since its not that popular on the Gold Coast (unlike in Perth) I guess I never thought to bother with it. McDonalds would have definitely been "maccas" but the whole grilled thing fit in much better with HJ's. Sorry about the essay, merry christmas and thanks for the feedback.
Or have a gander
Or even a geeze
"Could I" is too polite. Should be "Give us a squizz mate"
iknowme I agree
I'm Australian and this bogan Australian crap is really well done 😊
The freaking song got me deceased
I have an uncle who lives in Tasmania so this made me laugh more than it should have
@Lord Farquaad He grew up in New Zealand before moving to Tasmania, he's currently raising his daughter there
HUNGRY JACKS
@Orange Gelatin let me guess, maccas come in a close third?
Pulp Fiction: I've the most swearing dialogs ever.
Aussie Steamed Hams: Now, hold the fuck up, mate.
Merry Christmas cobbers! Christmas came early for you dub lovin' cunce!
Enjoy and happy holidays
"Translation in description"
Nah mate, this was an everyday convo where I'm from.
I’ve been watching so many steamed hams edits that I can’t look at Seymore the same anymore
I'm Australian and this is perfect mate 😂😂
I agree mate
7 MAAAAAAATTEE
@@ThatGuy-sw9ic lol i watched that like years ago i forgot about that until today
"well you shouldn't use apple maps "
australia is in the doge era
This video still lives in my head rent free.
It was my gateway to the Steamed Ham meme. One of the best!
This has to be one of the best Steamed Hams videos I've seen since "Steamed Hams Inc." and that was the greatest video I'd ever seen, so this is one is certainly up there alongside many of the great versions that this meme has produced XD 10/10!
I loved that
i love being Aussie god fkn bless
Shut up american
God bless us aussies Emma 😎😎
What Australian says god bless
Ghost of Ronin This one probably idk
get a dog up ya mate
The house is on fire!!!
Nahh Maw, its just your menopause.
Had me dying.
Your pfp 😂😂😂
I thought a piece of hair was on my screen 🤣🤣🤣
@@CorpigPlays thanks Korg, hows Thor?
@@Ben-jl2rh he’s good as well as Meek
@@CorpigPlays Good, has noobmaster69 given you any trouble?
@@Ben-jl2rh nope 🤣🤣🤣
I scrounged up some video of Bart vs Australia, fuckin' here ya go ua-cam.com/video/bDAOPTXPPl0/v-deo.html
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ScarnonCunce ? Wtf is dis m8 u got it all wrong
G'Day Mate. I'm Australian Mate.
ScarnonCunce ? This is so stereotypical, not all Australians are bogans and shit, we don't all use that slang. And this whole video only makes Australia and Australians seem rude, and obnoxious. It's so insulting. And the fact that you also included the "translations" makes it sound like we talk an entirely different language. Geez...
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Joe 13 and G’Day mate to u too
"Yea, ya say they're steamed but they're obviously _flame fuckin' grilled_."
I was eating cereal and that made me spit it up in th bowl
“Oh fuck, me roast is buggered” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Didn't look at this originally, thinking it'd be... y'know. Shit.
I was already pretty much won over by the time Skinner yeah-nah'd the first time, but at that point, I was sold like a Four and Twenty at the Grand Final.
...I do not believe anyone has ever actually said "sold like a Four and Twenty at the Grand Final", but I'm starting to think they should.