Lol that was such a amazing catch, by you. Ace Attorny's protagonist and Chalmer have the same suit! Was the future predicted by the animator of The Simpsons???
Ryukas Yes. I recently re-re-re-replayed this case and I thought the ending could be used somehow in the video. I like how Chalmers is trying to say something deep but ends up saying something else.
"Why is there smoke coming from your oven, Seymour?" "Oh, that's not smoke, it's steam! Steam from the steamed clams we're having!" *BOWM* _Three psych-locks appear_
TAKE THAT! *Psyque-locks appears* --Steamed Clams-- "So... We're having steamed clams for lunch, right Seymour?" "Yes! It is a specialty of mine!" "And I suppose this means you can show them to me?" "Ah! Well, no! But... I cant do that right now." "Hmm... And why is that?" "If I were to show them to you right now, their flavour wouldn't be the same! You know, Skinner clams really dont taste the same unless they're on point!" "Oh, really? Somehow, I doubt that." "Huh...?" "You were not cooking steamed clams!" "What?! But... Its the truth! *How can you prove that I wasnt cooking steamed clams?*" Evidence: Roast recipe TAKE THAT! "I found this cutout at your dinner table. It seems to be a recipe for some kind of roast." "Y-yes?" "You were planning on cooking a roast for us today, weren't you!" "Ack!" *1 psyque-lock breaks*
Skinner: Umm, I changed my mind and decided to do steamed clams Chalmers: really? Skinner: Yes! Chalmers: *presents roast set* as you can see here, this is the box for a roast Skinner: as I said, I changed my mind Chalmers: but look at the temperature it says to cook at. Is it a mere coincidence that these ‘steamed clams’ cook at the same temperature Skinner ACK *1 psyche lock breaks* Skinner, now angry posed: Oh that, that’s just how I cook steamed clams, the same temperature as a roast! How can you deny that! Chalmers: (hmm he is right. How can I deny it, unless...) what’s that smell? It’s not very clammy it’s more... smoky? Skinner: oh that’s how steamed clams smell for some reason Chalmers: (I cant deny that it could be the same temperature, but he seems awfully worked up about the smell of smoke) Oh, somehow I doubt that, because *presents ‘steam’ from oven* Chalmers: I knew there was something off about the steam, and you’ve put it all into place Skinner: nonononononoonononnoononnonononono Chalmers: you burnt the roast and instead tried to make it seem like you were making ‘steamed clams’, but really your oven was on fire Skinner: AAHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGHG *falls on floor as final psyche lock breaks*
I really enjoy that this is from Superintendent Chalmers POV but there's something about the insane bullshit that Skinner pulls off in this scene that can't help but remind me of some of the stunts Phoenix Wright himself pulled off
This interpretation of the Steamed Hams meme really is special, as it puts us in the perspective of the Superintendent, who had a sort of "villanous" role in most of the videos. Therefore, i appreciate this excellent art piece even more.
Don't know why people put Chalmers in the wrong. Nobody in the original segment was in the wrong; Seymour wants to make Chalmers happy, and Chalmers wants a decent meal from Seymour.
I love how the video retains the canon that while Chalmers loves to give Skinner a hard time, deep down he is actually extremely conflict-avoidant when it comes to anything serious and doesn't actually want to hurt him (e.g., the time he gave Skinner his job back because at least Skinner seems to know the children's names)
"The past is what makes us. But sometimes I think, if we look forward we can become whatever we want." Wow, I didn't expect something like that off of a steamed hams/Ace Attorney meme mashup...
A couple of things bothered me. 1. I wish you had called this “chapter 3: luncheon Turnabout.” Since every level in that game was called turnabout.2. You said the time was 0030, but that’s 30 minutes past midnight. 3. There was no objection. You could have stuck it in before the Aurora Borealis. Other than that, I must say, you steam a good ham.
But what about "rise from the ashes"? This, while obviously not canonical (yet), could be a similar situation where there is an additional case, not beginning with turnabout?
@@pulchritudinoushog wait, ema refers to that case in ace attorney investigations when she meets edgeworth at the amusement park , so how isn't It canonical?
Suggestion: when Seymour is stammering after "despite the fact they're obviously grilled", it should've been peppered with Ace Attorney 'damage' noises, like the slash and explosion sounds whenever a witness is taken aback!
Regular Person b , you know, I really like how you had called out someone you did not like simply because of his grammar. Truly a fine statement against someone who despite no previously displayed actual acts of aggression or retardation, really just deserves such a assumption based childish Insult against a harmless comment. Truly sir, I applaud you. (I suppose some other dolt would rather point out my use of punctuations over non cancerous conversations, which is admittedly; quite common in this day and age)
This was really well made and thought out to reflect the undertone of the real scene. I like Calmers inner monologe. Makes him out to be a pretty nice guy.
WITNESS TESTIMONY -- Steamed Hams -- Steamed clams? No, I said steamed hams! That's what I call hamburgers. It's a regional dialect, you see Patented Skinner family recipe. An unforgettable luncheon, I promise you!
CROSS EXAMINATION -- Steamed Hams -- Steamed clams? No, I said steamed hams! *_HOLD IT!_* Yes, Superintendent? *What are these "steamed hams," anyway?* I was just about to get to that. That's what I call hamburgers. *_HOLD IT!_* *Then what do you call the fries?* Fried potatoes. *(Y-yuck... Sounds way worse than french fries.)* It's a regional dialect, you see. *_HOLD IT!_* *What region?* Upstate New York. *(Upstate New York...? That's where **_I_** used to live!)* *Well I'm from Utica and I've never heard anybody use the phrase "steamed hams."* Oh, not in Utica, no, it's an Albany expression. *I see.* Patented Skinner family recipe. *_OBJECTION!_* Er, yes, superintendent? [Tense theme begins to play] *If this is your patented family recipe...* *Then why is it that these burgers taste exactly like the burgers from Krusty Burger?* !!! *You, all along, had snuck out, while pretending to stretch on the windowsill!* I-I... I assure you I haven't! *(This is it. I just need one more piece of evidence to overturn this luncheon entirely...)* *(But what?)* *_TAKE THAT!_* *Skinner;* *You said that you were making steamed clams.* *However, if we investigate your oven, it will be revealed that you actually burnt what you were cooking for the luncheon!* [Skinner begins to sweat nervously] *In an attempt to cover up your mistake, you snuck out into Krusty Burger to purchase food to use for the luncheon!* *However, you made one fatal flaw...!* [Skinner makes an attempt to emotionally brace himself] *You believed that I would be **_stupid_** enough to believe all of the rediculous lies you have told!* *The "steam," the dialect, and the term steamed hams...* *They were all lies!* [White flashes periodically fill the screen] NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! [...] *But it's fine.* ... H... Huh...? *Honestly, trying to keep face, even in such rediculous circumstances, just to impress me...* *The gesture is appreciated, to say the least.* S-so... You won't fire me? *Of course not; not after you-* [Fire bursts into the room through the door] *Jesus Christ, the fire!* I must have forgotten to turn the oven off! *We need to hurry and get out of here.* And so, the house burnt down. Skinner and his mom were allowed to stay at the superintendant's home, and Skinner and Chalmer took their relationship from work associates to friends. Although it was sure that Skinner and his mother wouldn't be able to move out any time soon, the two friends didn't particularly seem to mind. Skinner's mother wasn't exactly pleased, but it was enough. Skinner ended up paying a small rent, and Chalmers took care of the two to the best of his ability. *THE END*
Canonically, I think Chalmers goes "you know what? if i keep asking questions, things are just going to get even stupider, so I'm just gonna roll with it."
Skinner: You have to trust me on this! Besides, you have no proof that these aren't my Steamed Hams. (This could be my last chance to find out what really happened. I like these burgers, but I like the truth even better) Chalmers: Seymour, this reminds me of another saying we have in Utica...we call the route to the truth "Steamed Logic." *EPIC ZOOM IN* ua-cam.com/video/FuH3aYAr6NM/v-deo.html (Let's go over the facts. I know for sure that Skinner is hiding something, but what could it be? Maybe I should start with these burgers. Something's off with them... ) (What's off about these burgers) >The way they are made< >There's no sauce >They are surrounded by fries *SMASH* THESE HAMBURGERS ARE OBVIOUSLY GRILLED! (Skinner keeps calling them "Steamed Hams." And when I pointed this out to him, he just went away. That's when he told me something else...Aurora Borealis...At this time of day, at this time of year, at this part of the country?) (How could the Northern Lights in Springfield right now?) >Springfield is located in Canada >They're not< >I got the wrong house *SMASH* THEY CAN'T BE! (It's not possible, but, I saw lights in his kitchen. Obviously, they aren't man-made. They were right there, but, what could they be if they're not the Northern Lights?) (What is the source of those lights?) >Work of Bart Simpson >Spirit Channeling >Seymour's Oven< *SMASH* THE LIGHTS WERE COMING FROM SEYMOUR'S OVEN! (Of course! Seymour was trying to hide what was in his oven from me. What's so important?) (What's in Skinner's Oven) >Steamed Clams >A ruined roast< >The body *SMASH* SEYMOUR'S ROAST IS RUINED! (Which means Seymour's oven is on FIRE! So he could have made these hamburgers. So, who did? What did? Where did?) (Who really made the Steamed Hams?) >Skinner's Mom >Homer Simpson >Krusty< *SMASH* *STEAMED HAMS* *ARE* *KRUSTY BURGERS*
Czar Starrk Blackrekiem of course, he was in coma for like 4 years, and when he wake up, he went to be a prosecutor because Mia was dead and he like her :'v
This might be my favorite version of the meme just because seeing what's going on in Chalmers' mind as he gradually warms up to poor Skinner is genuinely uplifting
Then we would have a Psyche-Lock session between Skinner and Superintendent based on what aurora borealis is, then we'll be shed upon by the meteorological knowledge about aurora borealis, from solar wind, geomagnetism to atmospheric composition and atomic spectrum. XD
This is totally genius. Not only because of the funny mix but on the deep dissection of the joke itself. Hope you make more! There's a lot gags on Simpsons and other series to analyse!
If instead of "The end", this ended with a save game screen and then another turnabout showing up referencing another conflict of The Simpsons, I'd have died. Still surprisingly good. Had a good laugh, thank you.
"Case 6: Steamed Turnabout" Walkthrough: 2:37 - [Present]: Steamed Clams 2:52 - [What Region?] *(Note: if you're playing the older version, the case actually asks you to press on the statement because it was originally a cross-examination section. The remaster cut out this part in favor of a choice box since it was mostly to pad out the runtime for the original)* 3:19 - [Press Harder] *(Note: there's supposed to be a choice prompt on whether you'd press Skinner or leave it alone. I guess the creator just didn't put it on screen for whatever reason)* 3:32 - Inspect the bun *(Note: This is one of my biggest gripes with the new inspect mechanic of this case. The hitbox for what you're actually aiming for is quite small and imprecise. I remember playing this and absolutely spamming the middle part so I can inspect the patty but the game wouldn't let me. I guess I was supposed to click the bun to lift it but if that were the intention, it was poorly choreographed. At least they don't penalize you for inspecting the wrong thing... for now.)* 3:47 - [Present]: Grilled Patty *(Note: If you have inspected the patty beforehand, you can directly present it as evidence. If you didn't, you have to do the inspect minigame with a penalty if you clicked somewhere wrong. THIS is what I severely disliked.)* 4:43 - [Present]: Nature Magazine *(Note: Alright, this one's tricky. The evidence you need is actually easily missable. You can find it if you examine the entryway of Skinner's House before sitting down. In the magazine, you can read the specific conditions that allow Aurora Borealis to occur. Presenting that here will give you the true ending where you fully confront Skinner. I guess the guy in the video forgot to do that so he had no basis to protest Skinner's convincing poker face and refusal to let you enter the kitchen)* If you followed the guide correctly, you should find Skinner getting chewed out by Chalmers but learning from the situation to tell the truth instead of creating bigger and increasingly absurd lies. In this ending, Skinner's housefire will be contained in the kitchen and would save his poor mother some burn scars due to the Fire Department being called early. While the scene of Chalmers walking away from Skinner's burning down house completely oblivious is a hilarious image, it doesn't count as a good ending for obvious reasons.
"Objection!" You clearly see Superintendent Chalmers take a bite of the burger at 3:11, yet when Chalmers presents the burger to Skinner at 3:54 the patty is fully formed! *Objection! music plays*
The colors of the top of the burger change. The flutes magically fill themselves and change their liquid amount. The number of burgers on the platter decreases dramatically. There are a *lot* of animation errors in this.
I object to your objections! clearly, realising how delicious the steamed hams actually were, chalmers could barely contain his excitement and quickly grabbed a second burger while the camera was in a position where you couldn't see it!
This was absolutely amazing. I think it's my favorite version of this meme. Very charming. One slight missed opportunity: You should have made the date April 14, the original airdate of 22 Short Films about Springfield, which Steamed Hams was a part of. But that's just a nitpick. That being said, one little touch I liked were the typos sprinkled here and there in the dialogue. The Ace Attorney series has its fair share of typos. EDIT: I JUST realized: "22 Short Films about Springfield"... and March *22!* I see what you did there!
when i first watched this video i knew nothing about the series, i now know everything that happens in the first 2 games and am going to buy a game in the series the next time i get the chance, this meme video somehow ended making me a fan
Athesies Good to know! Glad I brought you to this series! I personally suggest to not play the newest games (Dual Destinies and Spirit of Justice) until you’ve concluded the first 4 games (the DS games). Have fun!
@@iKiwed i finally got around to playing DD and soj early this year, and i really loved them! Hope ace attorney 7 comes out eventually. I'll have to get around to playing the great ace attorney in the mean time
I bet some of those dislikes are trolls. Like one example is "I cannot stop watching this video I hate that I can't stop watching it". The cringe love is similar to Tim and Eric.
CaptainBarbossa85 Thank you for your appreciation! I am ok for dislikes. As he said before, the number of dislikes is definitely smaller than the number of likes, which means the video is overall appreciated. I read all of your comments and you all really make my day. That said, I’ve also received good feedback for a better Steamed Hams video. I don’t think I’m going to remake this video because it takes time and I’m busy these days, but I appreciate when someone has to say something, without swearing and all. Thank you so much, you all!
Man that was awesome. The only thing i really missed were the dramatic thumps during breakdown at 3:59, but i would officialy be declared dead and void of ribs if that were the case. 10/10
"I hope to see an aurora borealis in my kitchen one day, too."
This is so inspirational.
Bleenderhead big if true
I agree
I know right
The fact that Chalmers' suit and tie matches Phoenix's makes this even better
Lol that was such a amazing catch, by you. Ace Attorny's protagonist and Chalmer have the same suit! Was the future predicted by the animator of The Simpsons???
PROBABLY CONSIDERING HOW THEY PREDICT LITERALY EVERYTHING
CAPSLOCK
OMG I HADN'T NOTICED AND PHOENIX IS MY FAVORITE CHARACTER HOW
Darkcreeper Animations but what about me?
@@larrybutz742 you're good, not as great as Phoenix tho
'From the steamed clams we're having!'
*5 Psyche Locks appear*
GOTCHA!
Skinner, you lied to me!
When you said that... your hand twitched in an unnatural way!
*5 black psyche locks*
time to bring out the therapy
9 locks now
You need to back down..... or your soul will shatter........
"I noted it in *my mind*"
"I should look in *my mind-record*"
During exam: "mind record not available at this time - please check back shortly"
@@mikohenriksson450 *Mind Record has been filled with **_trash evidence._** You now must guess which evidence is real and which one is useless*
"These are patterned Skinner burgers"
*Psyche-Lock appears*
GameKeeper28 5 black locks*
@@adeade3978 Fan for fashion 🚬🗿
Am I out of touch?
No....it's the Autopsy Report that's wrong
BugCatcherWill That autopsy report is...
...OUTDATED YOUR HONOR
Lol objection
THERE WAS NEVER A VICTIM!
"This... This is one of, if not the single, absolute worst autopsy reports I have ever seen... In my life."
@@luperteverett1271 THEIR SEEMS TO BE PONY COOKED INSIDE THESE!!!
Those aren't steamed hams at all! It's clearly some authentic Japanese ramen.
Eat your onigiri, Chalmers.
Ahh, Springfield. Truly the greatest city in these Japan.
lets go get Burger's nick.
Eat your steamed hams Apollo
Enceladeans eat your sushi Apollo
This is the video that convinced me to play the Ace attorney series
Carrot Snarrot what did you think?
Draggobuttboi It was an awesome experience! Probably one of my new favourite video game series now.
I might give it a try too. I thought a game about lawyers would be boring, and i had no idea what you would even do.
@@starspeculation it's more of a clue whodunnit, but goofier
Carrot Snarrot this and game grumps
This actually gives a logical reason as to why Chalmers trusts Seymore in the end! Honestly, I consider Chalmer’s thoughts in this video to be canon
Worthy fanon.
The whole thing was amazing but the little speech at the end was the cherry on top lmao
I'm pretty sure the first part of that speech was actually from the end of Rise from the Ashes, not sure though
Ryukas Yes. I recently re-re-re-replayed this case and I thought the ending could be used somehow in the video.
I like how Chalmers is trying to say something deep but ends up saying something else.
You even did the text typing, wowww
wtf even, it's MANDATORY
RamZaes watch the better call saul one
I can't believe your attention to detail. You even put in the "ding" from when someone drops a hint in their dialogue.
Ikr. It feels like a new Ace Attorney episode/etc, if you close your eyes....
For some reason, how the translated text reads is really on point too? Like it's fine it just reads a touch off
LordLukste me too
No "Objection!" or "Hold it!" though. That's what I was hoping for.
Tainted Myth0s it’s the investigation portion of the game
"Why is there smoke coming from your oven, Seymour?"
"Oh, that's not smoke, it's steam! Steam from the steamed clams we're having!"
*BOWM*
_Three psych-locks appear_
TAKE THAT!
*Psyque-locks appears*
--Steamed Clams--
"So... We're having steamed clams for lunch, right Seymour?"
"Yes! It is a specialty of mine!"
"And I suppose this means you can show them to me?"
"Ah! Well, no! But... I cant do that right now."
"Hmm... And why is that?"
"If I were to show them to you right now, their flavour wouldn't be the same! You know, Skinner clams really dont taste the same unless they're on point!"
"Oh, really? Somehow, I doubt that."
"Huh...?"
"You were not cooking steamed clams!"
"What?! But... Its the truth! *How can you prove that I wasnt cooking steamed clams?*"
Evidence: Roast recipe
TAKE THAT!
"I found this cutout at your dinner table. It seems to be a recipe for some kind of roast."
"Y-yes?"
"You were planning on cooking a roast for us today, weren't you!"
"Ack!"
*1 psyque-lock breaks*
@@HyLion
_perfect._
eleven*
Skinner: Umm, I changed my mind and decided to do steamed clams
Chalmers: really?
Skinner: Yes!
Chalmers: *presents roast set* as you can see here, this is the box for a roast
Skinner: as I said, I changed my mind
Chalmers: but look at the temperature it says to cook at. Is it a mere coincidence that these ‘steamed clams’ cook at the same temperature
Skinner ACK
*1 psyche lock breaks*
Skinner, now angry posed: Oh that, that’s just how I cook steamed clams, the same temperature as a roast! How can you deny that!
Chalmers: (hmm he is right. How can I deny it, unless...) what’s that smell? It’s not very clammy it’s more... smoky?
Skinner: oh that’s how steamed clams smell for some reason
Chalmers: (I cant deny that it could be the same temperature, but he seems awfully worked up about the smell of smoke) Oh, somehow I doubt that, because
*presents ‘steam’ from oven*
Chalmers: I knew there was something off about the steam, and you’ve put it all into place
Skinner: nonononononoonononnoononnonononono
Chalmers: you burnt the roast and instead tried to make it seem like you were making ‘steamed clams’, but really your oven was on fire
Skinner: AAHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGHG *falls on floor as final psyche lock breaks*
PRECIVEING
"I hope to see an Aurora Borealis in my kitchen soon, as well..."
- Superintendent Chalmers
Mattias Alvarado *sigh*
I've never seen a more accurate Ace Attorney parody, this is amazing!
True
The pseudo-philosophy shit at the end is what sold me
But there’s none of this m.ua-cam.com/video/Y3R8tkvlAlk/v-deo.html
I've seen one that was extremely accurate as well as well written. But unless you are part of a certain infamous fandom, you might not like it.
Arthus850 oh yes I know the one, MLP
I really enjoy that this is from Superintendent Chalmers POV but there's something about the insane bullshit that Skinner pulls off in this scene that can't help but remind me of some of the stunts Phoenix Wright himself pulled off
Honestly Skinner reminds me more of Larry Butz.
*Superintended Chalmers
Supernintendo Chalmers*
This interpretation of the Steamed Hams meme really is special, as it puts us in the perspective of the Superintendent, who had a sort of "villanous" role in most of the videos. Therefore, i appreciate this excellent art piece even more.
Green Potato I agree with your though, glad you liked it!
Don't know why people put Chalmers in the wrong. Nobody in the original segment was in the wrong; Seymour wants to make Chalmers happy, and Chalmers wants a decent meal from Seymour.
And most of the time in the old Simpsons episodes, Chalmers had some decent, if not rough, criticism of Seymour.
2:26 Ah and now Chalmers is cosplaying Miles Edgeworth.
Lmao
NO. Edgeworth is cosplaying Chalmers.
The Steamed Hams episode originally aired in 1996.
1996 was when Gameboys were mere black and green.
Your comment is almost funnier than the entire video help
I was waiting to see a comment that said that cause that's what I was thinking
He looks like Manfred Von Karma actually
"Localized entirely in your kitchen?"
*Ahem* "Eat your steamed hams Apollo"
I can’t, the increasingly pitched questioning beats as he comments on the Aurora Borealis are just too much to handle.
The QUALITY in this is astounding. I expected something half-assed but this is really well made.
When did this meme ever give you something half assed. You too downsided my monster.
He didn't show the evidence selection menu. =(
I love how the video retains the canon that while Chalmers loves to give Skinner a hard time, deep down he is actually extremely conflict-avoidant when it comes to anything serious and doesn't actually want to hurt him (e.g., the time he gave Skinner his job back because at least Skinner seems to know the children's names)
Linguica ^ I agree.
if what you say is true then i really need to watch the simpsons
Seymour Skinner does sound like one of those not-quite-punny-names the localization would use.
"The past is what makes us. But sometimes I think, if we look forward we can become whatever we want." Wow, I didn't expect something like that off of a steamed hams/Ace Attorney meme mashup...
You should watch the telltale games steamed hams. It ended up being surprisingly...heartwarming
Oh my god the hamburger inspection screen, you've killed me
lost it completely at "the past is what makes us"
NumbFeet that was beautiful
It's over. This can't be topped. Steamed Hams is finished
So it's roast is ruined?
Pretty sure the house's on fire.
this one is very good. I also really like the Dragonball Z one and the Metal Gear Solid one.
OneCanOfSprite Somebody already did. The Nier Automata one
it just did
A couple of things bothered me. 1. I wish you had called this “chapter 3: luncheon Turnabout.” Since every level in that game was called turnabout.2. You said the time was 0030, but that’s 30 minutes past midnight. 3. There was no objection. You could have stuck it in before the Aurora Borealis. Other than that, I must say, you steam a good ham.
Steamed Turnabout
But what about "rise from the ashes"? This, while obviously not canonical (yet), could be a similar situation where there is an additional case, not beginning with turnabout?
Turnabout Hams
It says "0030 pm", to be technical, which implies 12:30 pm, not after midnight, but then "0030 pm" isn't a proper way to write out time.
@@pulchritudinoushog wait, ema refers to that case in ace attorney investigations when she meets edgeworth at the amusement park , so how isn't It canonical?
Suggestion: when Seymour is stammering after "despite the fact they're obviously grilled", it should've been peppered with Ace Attorney 'damage' noises, like the slash and explosion sounds whenever a witness is taken aback!
Top meme of 2018. Much like Skinner's steamed hams, this was very well done.
it's actually from 2017
Oh boy, 2016 Compuglobalhypermeganet would like to speak with you
Eeeh
at least im not nintendrew
Regular Person b , you know, I really like how you had called out someone you did not like simply because of his grammar. Truly a fine statement against someone who despite no previously displayed actual acts of aggression or retardation, really just deserves such a assumption based childish Insult against a harmless comment. Truly sir, I applaud you.
(I suppose some other dolt would rather point out my use of punctuations over non cancerous conversations, which is admittedly; quite common in this day and age)
"Hold on a sec. I definitely have an evidence. I noted it in *my mind.*" 10/10
lmao
i was low key expecting a miles edgeworth reference
(I just need to present evidence from the *mind-record.)*
Eat your steamed hams, Apollo.
awkward zombie reference? awsome!
Slash0mega what.
Square Circle www.awkwardzombie.com/index.php?page=0&comic=120913
Slash0mega oH. Coolio.
I'm dead. 🤣
"The aurora borealis?"
"No, it's a step ladder."
This was really well made and thought out to reflect the undertone of the real scene. I like Calmers inner monologe. Makes him out to be a pretty nice guy.
I had to clap at this one. You got it dead to rights.
ha Ha HA
I think you mean Wrights lol
>> Next Case >> Turnabout Newspaper Box
Skinner updated the steamed clams to steamed hams. Talk about the detail level.
Chalmers: I thought we were having steamed clams.
Skinner: Oh no, that meal report is out of date. Here is the updated meal report.
Ace Attorney music makes any situation seem badass...or sad, depending on which song you're playing.
WITNESS TESTIMONY
-- Steamed Hams --
Steamed clams? No, I said steamed hams!
That's what I call hamburgers.
It's a regional dialect, you see
Patented Skinner family recipe.
An unforgettable luncheon, I promise you!
CROSS EXAMINATION
-- Steamed Hams --
Steamed clams? No, I said steamed hams!
*_HOLD IT!_*
Yes, Superintendent?
*What are these "steamed hams," anyway?*
I was just about to get to that.
That's what I call hamburgers.
*_HOLD IT!_*
*Then what do you call the fries?*
Fried potatoes.
*(Y-yuck... Sounds way worse than french fries.)*
It's a regional dialect, you see.
*_HOLD IT!_*
*What region?*
Upstate New York.
*(Upstate New York...? That's where **_I_** used to live!)*
*Well I'm from Utica and I've never heard anybody use the phrase "steamed hams."*
Oh, not in Utica, no, it's an Albany expression.
*I see.*
Patented Skinner family recipe.
*_OBJECTION!_*
Er, yes, superintendent?
[Tense theme begins to play] *If this is your patented family recipe...*
*Then why is it that these burgers taste exactly like the burgers from Krusty Burger?*
!!!
*You, all along, had snuck out, while pretending to stretch on the windowsill!*
I-I... I assure you I haven't!
*(This is it. I just need one more piece of evidence to overturn this luncheon entirely...)*
*(But what?)*
*_TAKE THAT!_*
*Skinner;*
*You said that you were making steamed clams.*
*However, if we investigate your oven, it will be revealed that you actually burnt what you were cooking for the luncheon!*
[Skinner begins to sweat nervously]
*In an attempt to cover up your mistake, you snuck out into Krusty Burger to purchase food to use for the luncheon!*
*However, you made one fatal flaw...!*
[Skinner makes an attempt to emotionally brace himself]
*You believed that I would be **_stupid_** enough to believe all of the rediculous lies you have told!*
*The "steam," the dialect, and the term steamed hams...*
*They were all lies!*
[White flashes periodically fill the screen] NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
[...]
*But it's fine.*
... H... Huh...?
*Honestly, trying to keep face, even in such rediculous circumstances, just to impress me...*
*The gesture is appreciated, to say the least.*
S-so... You won't fire me?
*Of course not; not after you-*
[Fire bursts into the room through the door]
*Jesus Christ, the fire!*
I must have forgotten to turn the oven off!
*We need to hurry and get out of here.*
And so, the house burnt down. Skinner and his mom were allowed to stay at the superintendant's home, and Skinner and Chalmer took their relationship from work associates to friends. Although it was sure that Skinner and his mother wouldn't be able to move out any time soon, the two friends didn't particularly seem to mind. Skinner's mother wasn't exactly pleased, but it was enough. Skinner ended up paying a small rent, and Chalmers took care of the two to the best of his ability.
*THE END*
@@gamerdomain6618 Holy shit that was awesome
Woa
That Seymour sure steams a good ham.
GameFace its funny that you’re here xd i watch ur nuzlockes
Well he is an odd fellow
This is my favorite steamed hams video. The music is getting rid of my headache.
1000th like
Skinner the sinner
The greatest thing this video takes from Ace Attorney is the level of sympathy Chalmers displays towards Skinner. It's actually kind of heartwarming.
GeneralOlde ikr! It was sooooo sweet!
Canonically, I think Chalmers goes "you know what? if i keep asking questions, things are just going to get even stupider, so I'm just gonna roll with it."
This was great. All it needed tho was for Chalmers to have shouted "OBJECTION!" at least once.
Yeah I noticed only later I could easily add one before he could say the hamburger was grilled.
Me too, but it was still amazing
I lost it at the ending where the superintendant reflects on what happens and gives a clumsy life lesson. So Ace Attorney! Great video
4:42 gets me every time
Skinner: You have to trust me on this! Besides, you have no proof that these aren't my Steamed Hams.
(This could be my last chance to find out what really happened. I like these burgers, but I like the truth even better)
Chalmers: Seymour, this reminds me of another saying we have in Utica...we call the route to the truth "Steamed Logic."
*EPIC ZOOM IN*
ua-cam.com/video/FuH3aYAr6NM/v-deo.html
(Let's go over the facts. I know for sure that Skinner is hiding something, but what could it be? Maybe I should start with these burgers. Something's off with them... )
(What's off about these burgers)
>The way they are made<
>There's no sauce
>They are surrounded by fries
*SMASH*
THESE HAMBURGERS ARE OBVIOUSLY GRILLED!
(Skinner keeps calling them "Steamed Hams." And when I pointed this out to him, he just went away. That's when he told me something else...Aurora Borealis...At this time of day, at this time of year, at this part of the country?)
(How could the Northern Lights in Springfield right now?)
>Springfield is located in Canada
>They're not<
>I got the wrong house
*SMASH*
THEY CAN'T BE!
(It's not possible, but, I saw lights in his kitchen. Obviously, they aren't man-made. They were right there, but, what could they be if they're not the Northern Lights?)
(What is the source of those lights?)
>Work of Bart Simpson
>Spirit Channeling
>Seymour's Oven<
*SMASH*
THE LIGHTS WERE COMING FROM SEYMOUR'S OVEN!
(Of course! Seymour was trying to hide what was in his oven from me. What's so important?)
(What's in Skinner's Oven)
>Steamed Clams
>A ruined roast<
>The body
*SMASH*
SEYMOUR'S ROAST IS RUINED!
(Which means Seymour's oven is on FIRE! So he could have made these hamburgers. So, who did? What did? Where did?)
(Who really made the Steamed Hams?)
>Skinner's Mom
>Homer Simpson
>Krusty<
*SMASH*
*STEAMED HAMS*
*ARE*
*KRUSTY BURGERS*
Christianthepupbot 10/10
(Now would be cool to introduce all these elements in a new updated video.)
Skinner: N-*NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*
(Fade to black)
Christianthepupbot that looks more like Miles Edgeworth to me.
@@clokie6671 phoenix does it in Spirit of Justice and the entry before that
Steamed Hams aren’t Krusty Burgers!!! They’re an old family recipe!
I cried like three times, this was beautiful. well done
I want to privately examine ema
Eleven Eyes man of culture
As an Ace Prosecutor, I approve
Thanks!
But... you never won a case.
iKiwed Urk!
As a prosecutor and an Attorney, you say
iKiwed You know he was an attorney before a prosecutor, right?
Czar Starrk Blackrekiem of course, he was in coma for like 4 years, and when he wake up, he went to be a prosecutor because Mia was dead and he like her :'v
This might be my favorite version of the meme just because seeing what's going on in Chalmers' mind as he gradually warms up to poor Skinner is genuinely uplifting
The year is ending and I just got this on my recommended but it was still amazing even after almost 2 years
I love your profile picture.
I love how Chalmers' napkin at 2:53 looks like Edgeworth's cravat
Exactly my thought!
conditionals
Clearly a man who has taken the first napkin
Clearly a man who has read jojo
Io Me Clearly a man with great taste.
The low-quality textbox + text really sells this. Haven't had a laugh like that in ages.
"What about the fries?"
Fantastic
But what about the droid attack on the wookies?
Only thing that could have made this better is “OBJECTION” and “HOLD IT”
He should have said “HOLD IT” when he presented it from the mind record and objection maybe somewhere, other than that, my favourite version by far
the hamburger minigame wrecked me. The epilogue DESTROYED ME
Yonk lol the last part is my favourite
the epilogue also destroyed skinner's mother.
This video wins the Internet, there's no way it can be topped.
Payne: "Dohohoho! You stil think we're having steamed clams? Looks like you've not checked the UPDATED autopsy report. We're having steamed HAMS!"
Phoenix totally found a real murderer once based on the fact that burgers were grilled and not steamed
It’s Maya again
This video will always hold a special place in my heart, please never delete it, it reminds m3 of me better times
Thanks. This made me start with Ace Attorney.
He wanted to see the Northern Lights, but the miracle never happen.
Matt Meaney how sad
Was expecting a Psyche-Lock to appear at 4:43
Same!
Same here too
Then we would have a Psyche-Lock session between Skinner and Superintendent based on what aurora borealis is, then we'll be shed upon by the meteorological knowledge about aurora borealis, from solar wind, geomagnetism to atmospheric composition and atomic spectrum. XD
“oh no! i said steamed hams. thats what i call hamburgers” *5 psych locks loudly appear behind skinner*
This was awesome, dude. Amazing editing and very clever. Didn't expect the story to be from Chalmers' POV, either!
This is totally genius.
Not only because of the funny mix but on the deep dissection of the joke itself.
Hope you make more! There's a lot gags on Simpsons and other series to analyse!
If instead of "The end", this ended with a save game screen and then another turnabout showing up referencing another conflict of The Simpsons, I'd have died.
Still surprisingly good. Had a good laugh, thank you.
Yes...
Who really shot Muntgummory Burns?
yeah, with the firefighters siren
This is amazing and you should feel proud. Even put in chalmer's thoughts.
it is amazing how the music at 3:14 never fails to get me hyped
"Case 6: Steamed Turnabout" Walkthrough:
2:37 - [Present]: Steamed Clams
2:52 - [What Region?]
*(Note: if you're playing the older version, the case actually asks you to press on the statement because it was originally a cross-examination section. The remaster cut out this part in favor of a choice box since it was mostly to pad out the runtime for the original)*
3:19 - [Press Harder]
*(Note: there's supposed to be a choice prompt on whether you'd press Skinner or leave it alone. I guess the creator just didn't put it on screen for whatever reason)*
3:32 - Inspect the bun
*(Note: This is one of my biggest gripes with the new inspect mechanic of this case. The hitbox for what you're actually aiming for is quite small and imprecise. I remember playing this and absolutely spamming the middle part so I can inspect the patty but the game wouldn't let me. I guess I was supposed to click the bun to lift it but if that were the intention, it was poorly choreographed. At least they don't penalize you for inspecting the wrong thing... for now.)*
3:47 - [Present]: Grilled Patty
*(Note: If you have inspected the patty beforehand, you can directly present it as evidence. If you didn't, you have to do the inspect minigame with a penalty if you clicked somewhere wrong. THIS is what I severely disliked.)*
4:43 - [Present]: Nature Magazine
*(Note: Alright, this one's tricky. The evidence you need is actually easily missable. You can find it if you examine the entryway of Skinner's House before sitting down. In the magazine, you can read the specific conditions that allow Aurora Borealis to occur. Presenting that here will give you the true ending where you fully confront Skinner. I guess the guy in the video forgot to do that so he had no basis to protest Skinner's convincing poker face and refusal to let you enter the kitchen)*
If you followed the guide correctly, you should find Skinner getting chewed out by Chalmers but learning from the situation to tell the truth instead of creating bigger and increasingly absurd lies. In this ending, Skinner's housefire will be contained in the kitchen and would save his poor mother some burn scars due to the Fire Department being called early. While the scene of Chalmers walking away from Skinner's burning down house completely oblivious is a hilarious image, it doesn't count as a good ending for obvious reasons.
“But the Aurora Borealis... never happen.”
*Turnabout Borealis*
Mellon
*The Steamed Turnabout*
"Objection!"
You clearly see Superintendent Chalmers take a bite of the burger at 3:11, yet when Chalmers presents the burger to Skinner at 3:54 the patty is fully formed! *Objection! music plays*
Boy I really hope somebody got fired for that blunder.
The colors of the top of the burger change. The flutes magically fill themselves and change their liquid amount. The number of burgers on the platter decreases dramatically. There are a *lot* of animation errors in this.
I object to your objections! clearly, realising how delicious the steamed hams actually were, chalmers could barely contain his excitement and quickly grabbed a second burger while the camera was in a position where you couldn't see it!
Objection! you're the prosecution! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU ON!?!
the thinking bits were soo good . this is an absolute masterpiece
i really liked how you put him in this perspective making the scene more light hearted and kind...
You steamed a good ham!
AngryDemonBowser i love this video, especially the speech at the end!
4:00
Choosing Objection 2004, the obvious best objection theme. Good choice.
Nicholas Kawamura I prefer the original.
Nicholas Kawamura my only nitpick with this wonderful video is WHY ON EARTH didn't it use Cornered 2004 for the Aurora Borealis part tho???
Nicholas Kawamura nice pfp
Ikr
Holbrook Stark because the Ace Attorney 2's theme is obviously better.
This is really well made...
...But for the love of everything that is good, _please_ capitalize the word I next time!
DaVince21 Yep, I will!
Yeah, it was perfect except for that.
DaVince21 And change some of the words to the correct tense, but yeah. Absolutely brilliant.
DaVince21 I never expected you to be here!
Did he already fix it?
Yes but....WHAT ABOUT THE FRIES?
That's when you load up your save to see all dialogue.
This is some of the best editing for a steamed hams video that I have ever watched. 🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆
3:11 This tension music always gets me.
What about the fries?
Huracán Wouldn't be Ace Attorney without that one object you can never examine and is never brought up.
Becky C. What's the difference? You really need to brush up on your fries knowledge!
Those are Stepfries.
Rhys Aren't stepfries and fries the same thing?
such a thing exists ? i always thought every evidence is used at some point in the case, i guess i have to go back and replay them
Chalmers should stop judging things based on narrow-minded cultural assumptions.
It's a step-ladder you idiot!
This was absolutely amazing. I think it's my favorite version of this meme. Very charming.
One slight missed opportunity: You should have made the date April 14, the original airdate of 22 Short Films about Springfield, which Steamed Hams was a part of. But that's just a nitpick.
That being said, one little touch I liked were the typos sprinkled here and there in the dialogue. The Ace Attorney series has its fair share of typos.
EDIT: I JUST realized: "22 Short Films about Springfield"... and March *22!* I see what you did there!
(His editing timing and inferences of the characters motivations are impeccable. This will be hard not to snort while laughing.)
"Eat your Steamed Hams, Chalmers."
I love you so much for this.
I will never see Chalmers in another one of these memes the same way again.
when i first watched this video i knew nothing about the series, i now know everything that happens in the first 2 games and am going to buy a game in the series the next time i get the chance, this meme video somehow ended making me a fan
Athesies Good to know! Glad I brought you to this series! I personally suggest to not play the newest games (Dual Destinies and Spirit of Justice) until you’ve concluded the first 4 games (the DS games). Have fun!
@@iKiwed i finally got around to playing DD and soj early this year, and i really loved them! Hope ace attorney 7 comes out eventually. I'll have to get around to playing the great ace attorney in the mean time
holy shit I never realized that the reason why Chalmers walks into the kitchen is because he heard Skinner loudly say "oh ye gods my roast is ruined!"
Seymour brought Chalmers an updated Hams report
I like how this reveals the secret phycology of Chalmers
I have never seen a video with 6,000+ likes and only 19 dislikes. This is amazing, and you deserve it. I'm speechless. I love this.
Thanks, i am speechless too! Never thought to reach this number. My subscribers tripled, I'm glad you like it.
I bet some of those dislikes are trolls. Like one example is "I cannot stop watching this video I hate that I can't stop watching it".
The cringe love is similar to Tim and Eric.
CaptainBarbossa85 Thank you for your appreciation! I am ok for dislikes. As he said before, the number of dislikes is definitely smaller than the number of likes, which means the video is overall appreciated. I read all of your comments and you all really make my day. That said, I’ve also received good feedback for a better Steamed Hams video. I don’t think I’m going to remake this video because it takes time and I’m busy these days, but I appreciate when someone has to say something, without swearing and all.
Thank you so much, you all!
You had me at Steamed Turnabout
Man that was awesome. The only thing i really missed were the dramatic thumps during breakdown at 3:59, but i would officialy be declared dead and void of ribs if that were the case. 10/10
This popped up in my recommendations 3 years later than it should have and I LOVE it!
BEST ONE EVER
(Even the typoes are authentic lololol)
Jesus Christ dude, you favorite way too many comments.
lucifer satan
venom steve from minecraft
Well well well, if it isn't Tony-two-hands
What is your boss pfp from?
Gwyn Lord of Cinder
i can safely say that you made steamed hams 10 times better. good job.
You know, the internal dialogue makes the Superintendent a lot more likable.
Superintendent Chalmers is Life.
No wonder everyone was such a dick to Phoenix. They never heard his inner monologue 😄
0:43 *slams the table* OBJECTION! You clearly state that this is the witnesses house but in actuality it belongs to his mother!!! 🤔📑👋