All Halo 5 Assassinations Updated

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  • @secretskull21
    @secretskull21 8 років тому +318

    I think the developers have way too much fun thinking up the most creative ways to brutally murder someone

    • @Tony73727
      @Tony73727 8 років тому +7

      Nah, if they do then the developers haven't seen The Raid 2.

    • @leftwitch4373
      @leftwitch4373 8 років тому +10

      you can do that without an assassination... punch 'em in the shoulder and shoot them in the face as they turn around.

    • @shittyapexclips5253
      @shittyapexclips5253 8 років тому +2

      but its not tapping

    • @jackwilson183
      @jackwilson183 8 років тому +2

      SecretSkull Not as fucked up as the books, IIRC jn a short story a Spartan 3 is sliced nearly in half by an energy sword then his arm is pulled of by an elite.

    • @jackwilson183
      @jackwilson183 8 років тому

      SecretSkull Not as fucked up as the books, IIRC jn a short story a Spartan 3 is sliced nearly in half by an energy sword then his arm is pulled of by an elite

  • @Jolteron
    @Jolteron 7 років тому +338

    3:20 the most blood spatter you'll ever see in Halo 5

    • @cheesychipmunk8382
      @cheesychipmunk8382 6 років тому +40

      Yeah I was even surprised, I thought Spartans didn't bleed at all I halo 5.
      It's funny how it's T rating attempted to draw in a wider demographic and likely ended up lowering sales. I really miss old halo blood, it was just way over the top

    • @Partyarsonist
      @Partyarsonist 6 років тому +14

      (Ik im late af) In case you didn't know, the spartans had biofoam injected into the armor which make blood practically impossible to get through the spartan. But yeah I do miss it too

    • @mariaalatorre7287
      @mariaalatorre7287 5 років тому +2

      Also the biggest black smoke bursting out of a train

    • @e-rock-e.3440
      @e-rock-e.3440 5 років тому +12

      CHEESY CHIPMUNK - I think your nostalgia is clouding your senses. It was always mild, it just became milder. It certainly wasn’t a major factor in sales, lol. I’ve never once heard anybody else say Halo’s gore was over the top. Games like Gears of War are over the top. Halo is (and always has been since CE) an arcade game

    • @MrXxsoulessniperxx
      @MrXxsoulessniperxx 5 років тому +10

      @@e-rock-e.3440 Ever played a crazy btb in halo ce? The walls were practically painted red lol. I'd say that's a bit over the top.

  • @ScrumbDuck
    @ScrumbDuck 8 років тому +388

    I think the gravity hammer assassination should be called "Romeo and Juliet" As a reference to Romeo getting wounded from the gravity hammer in odst. XD

    • @Coriolis11245
      @Coriolis11245 8 років тому +19

      Romeo and Jul'Madama?

    • @ScrumbDuck
      @ScrumbDuck 8 років тому +6

      Payton Goupil
      Juliet being the hammer. XD

    • @Coriolis11245
      @Coriolis11245 8 років тому +6

      Bubber Ducky I guess you can say Romeogot "slammed"
      Amirit?

    • @ScrumbDuck
      @ScrumbDuck 8 років тому +1

      Payton Goupil
      yus

    • @cosmicfrank5465
      @cosmicfrank5465 8 років тому +1

      +Payton Goupil hahahaha

  • @reesiuspeesiuspuffs3006
    @reesiuspeesiuspuffs3006 8 років тому +427

    I want the backbreaker one so I can hunt people down on a dark map and do bane impressions.

    • @GreyWind
      @GreyWind 8 років тому +36

      Ah yes, I was wondering what would break first...

    • @1297skypred
      @1297skypred 8 років тому +26

      +Michael Bourne YOUR SPIRIT, OR YOUR BODY?!?!?!

    • @ijust96
      @ijust96 8 років тому +1

      +Michael Bourne ...your spirit...

    • @jeebus.h
      @jeebus.h 8 років тому +4

      I was wondering what what would break first, your spirit, or your killstreak.

    • @reesiuspeesiuspuffs3006
      @reesiuspeesiuspuffs3006 8 років тому +6

      I also need them to add smoke bombs to halo because theatricality and deception are powerful tools to the uninitiated, but we are initiated, aren't we Bruce?

  • @fluffytoaster427
    @fluffytoaster427 8 років тому +160

    I wasn't expecting 2:43...but I approve lol

  • @agentmaine4746
    @agentmaine4746 8 років тому +144

    AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Made my day right there.

    • @tizo2290
      @tizo2290 8 років тому

      It definitely made my day too. didn't see it coming, loved the video

    • @agentmaine4746
      @agentmaine4746 8 років тому

      Byron Santizo Agreed.

    • @deadshot_986
      @deadshot_986 8 років тому

      ikr so hilarious

    • @smashtroid6446
      @smashtroid6446 8 років тому

      +DeadShot_98 yeah

    • @Treydemark
      @Treydemark 8 років тому

      It never occurred to me of why people say JOHN CENA when that's actually a suplex

  • @Legion640
    @Legion640 8 років тому +163

    1:38 That is just brutal.

    • @claudiot315
      @claudiot315 8 років тому +5

      It's my go-to assassination. Can't believe it's not ultra-rare or legendary

    • @bcm2893
      @bcm2893 8 років тому +2

      +Tony Bamanaboni it's great in slow mo. It's all like "Imma stab yo--OH SHIT NOO-!"

    • @phenexgundam5669
      @phenexgundam5669 8 років тому +1

      Funny that the game is rated T..........yeah

    • @jollycooperation7446
      @jollycooperation7446 8 років тому +1

      All he tried to do was protect himself. :(

    • @Legion640
      @Legion640 8 років тому +1

      Honestly, a more appropriate name for the assassination would have been "Open Wide" with a description of "Here comes the choo choo train!".

  • @ExtremeGamerInHD
    @ExtremeGamerInHD 8 років тому +44

    1:02 "THIS IS SPARTA!" lmfao XD

  • @reNINTENDO
    @reNINTENDO 8 років тому +11

    For those looking for the specific Assassination they just got:
    0:00 Don't Flip Out
    0:09 Spin Cycle
    0:17 And Stay Down
    0:26 Meat Hook
    0:35 A Good Ribbing
    0:44 Liftoff
    0:53 Over the Top
    1:02 The Kickoff
    1:11 Sweep the Leg
    1:20 Nice Try
    1:29 Get Low
    1:38 Shove It
    1:49 That Took Guts
    1:58 Oh Snap
    2:07 Eyebiter
    2:16 Spinal Tap
    2:25 Windup
    2:35 Emile's Regards
    2:43 Lawn Dart
    2:52 104 Ways to Die
    3:01 Stop Stabbing Yourself
    3:11 Back Breaker
    3:20 Terminal Velocity
    3:29 Knee-dful Things
    3:43 Take a Look
    3:53 Fisticuffs
    4:04 Helping Hands
    I didn't include the normal ones because I don't think people are coming to this video for those... And I'm lazy.

    • @austinfiedler6957
      @austinfiedler6957 2 роки тому

      Thank you!!

    • @MarissaNadir
      @MarissaNadir Рік тому

      I do not know which one is from halo 4 but its like the person is on the knee then his neck gets snaped

  • @jeebus.h
    @jeebus.h 8 років тому +78

    In Halo, knives cut through Titanium like butter.
    Meanwhile in our world, most knives can't cut a tomato.

    • @cheesychipmunk8382
      @cheesychipmunk8382 6 років тому +6

      NEW: SPARTAN ARMOR vs. 10,000 degree KNIFE
      [Insert clickbait thumbnail]

    • @bibihalima6761
      @bibihalima6761 5 років тому +3

      Don't they stab the non armour parts, like the neck and joints?

    • @dragonslayergod
      @dragonslayergod 5 років тому +1

      Their knifes must be titanium

    • @gagejohnathan9641
      @gagejohnathan9641 4 роки тому

      They user their knifes like stilletos..?

    • @Aragon-no5tc
      @Aragon-no5tc 4 роки тому +1

      Yes they do if you stab with a 4 kilo arm, a titanium knife and thrusters attached to most of your body

  • @chickenanims9895
    @chickenanims9895 8 років тому +237

    they next halo better have blood cause it just seems really weird without it i mean halo always had blood

    • @SoulTransient
      @SoulTransient 8 років тому +34

      Thats what happens when you try to change your demographic for a little bit of money

    • @chickenanims9895
      @chickenanims9895 8 років тому +11

      hunter perkins
      yea it sucks i feel bad that halo is going this way they should just put blood back into it not too much but the way they had it in halo 3 and reach

    • @BillyBobby123
      @BillyBobby123 8 років тому +17

      Rated M or not. tons of kids still played halo

    • @kimgreenock1465
      @kimgreenock1465 8 років тому +3

      well if you want ALOT of gore and blood go play halo CE (halo 1) and then go punch alot of covenant then ALOT and I mean ALOT of blood then

    • @kimgreenock1465
      @kimgreenock1465 8 років тому +1

      well you just keep on punching the dead bodies

  • @xXTheHeroicGamerXx
    @xXTheHeroicGamerXx 8 років тому +119

    3:57-4:00 Made my day x'D

  • @AsterBodhran
    @AsterBodhran 8 років тому +12

    I love the cartoonishly stupid ones. "Nice try" 1:20 "Lawn Dart" 2:42 "Terminal Velocity" 3:20
    5:09 and any ball kill

  • @jamnexe8994
    @jamnexe8994 8 років тому +21

    A moment of silence for Emile.

    • @nervedamage1867
      @nervedamage1867 8 років тому +5

      TOO LATE
      *Lawn darts someone and the John Cena theme starts playing*

    • @Banana-Boi
      @Banana-Boi 6 років тому

      Random Commenter *supernovas you into a volcano*

  • @bonymacaroni3293
    @bonymacaroni3293 8 років тому +13

    2:07 RETURN OF THE PURPLE SHIRTED EYE-STABBER

  • @CrespoFTW
    @CrespoFTW  8 років тому +64

    Thank you soo much for 600+ Likes, you lot are awesome!
    Any ideas for what I should do for the next Halo video?

    • @joecarbajal5359
      @joecarbajal5359 8 років тому +1

      what are the song names

    • @SigmaProps
      @SigmaProps 8 років тому

      Good vid man.

    • @benb3529
      @benb3529 8 років тому

      Dude love the reach reference

    • @TurnipJuiceMan
      @TurnipJuiceMan 8 років тому

      Maybe try do AI assassinations. be hard to film I assume but some of them are cool to watch

    • @thorarubybelly611
      @thorarubybelly611 8 років тому

      How To Unlock All Armors, Helmets, Weapons, Assassinations, And Everything's.

  • @nobletaco
    @nobletaco 8 років тому +41

    JOHN-117 CENA!

  • @XBrothers
    @XBrothers 8 років тому

    Yea im just gonna put it out there...
    Let's never forget the poor recruit who went through hell.... JUST so Crespo could show how to kill people with style!
    Been looking for a good video of all assassinations, so this one just helped me pick my new one. Good job showing 'em all mate!

  • @armondshakir3655
    @armondshakir3655 8 років тому +35

    I mean shit, some of these are fuckin brutal

    • @ZniaOoal
      @ZniaOoal 8 років тому +2

      fuck yeah

    • @nervedamage1867
      @nervedamage1867 8 років тому +7

      But the lawn dart was hilarious

    • @icb6547
      @icb6547 8 років тому +3

      I have lawn dart, sweep the leg, terminal velocity, and about 10 others on here

    • @user-os2gx5fl7m
      @user-os2gx5fl7m 8 років тому

      Yeah and it's in a rated T game

    • @Seahorsie_
      @Seahorsie_ 8 років тому

      armond shakir Yeah, like Back Breaker, Shove It, Fisticuffs, and other ones.

  • @grimreaperking
    @grimreaperking 3 роки тому +3

    The stop stabbing yourself one is HILARIOUS! 3:01 is the clip!

  • @willieearles3151
    @willieearles3151 8 років тому +6

    2:42 My go-to assassination. I say it every time.

  • @RealProfessorPanda
    @RealProfessorPanda 8 років тому +6

    3:29
    This is the one you wanna use against the bullies

  • @Tony73727
    @Tony73727 8 років тому +4

    I've been playing Halo 5 and it's incredibly fun and frustrating at the same time, I love it.

    • @joeystrike
      @joeystrike 8 років тому

      ikr

    • @Tony73727
      @Tony73727 8 років тому +1

      JoeySTRIKE This is my first halo as well, my friends convinced me to get it.

    • @domscotttheocelot8734
      @domscotttheocelot8734 8 років тому +1

      If halo 5 is your first halo, you need to get reach and halo 1,2,3. In the mastercheif collection. They're so much better. But halo 5 is still pretty good.

  • @rookcapcoldblood2618
    @rookcapcoldblood2618 8 років тому +31

    Would have been better with slow motion cuts. it happens quickly.

    • @CrespoFTW
      @CrespoFTW  8 років тому

      hint, hint currently actually am making something with assassination in slow mo. So far looking good

    • @rookcapcoldblood2618
      @rookcapcoldblood2618 8 років тому

      +CrespoFTW Sorry, I meant no offense.

    • @CrespoFTW
      @CrespoFTW  8 років тому

      CapColdblood non taken, I only just started making it XD

    • @rookcapcoldblood2618
      @rookcapcoldblood2618 8 років тому

      +CrespoFTW Well, the arm and back breaks are the most brutal. If a knife is involved, we need to see exactly whose it is and where it goes. Just some pointers. Stop Stabbing Yourself looked like it was the other guy's knife, but I wasn't sure.

    • @ethenfodor2048
      @ethenfodor2048 8 років тому +1

      I'm actually happy that there isn't a slow mo because it's fucking annoying really quickly after 3. If you can't see it even tho your phone is .5 feet away just rewind it

  • @Kennsus
    @Kennsus 8 років тому +54

    URA URA URA URA URA UUUUURAAAAA

    • @Kennsus
      @Kennsus 8 років тому +1

      jojo is real

    • @carroto9517
      @carroto9517 8 років тому

      Jajajajajja star platinun so amazing

    • @deadchannel6947
      @deadchannel6947 8 років тому

      Mrcake mai jojo is my fav anime

    • @bobhavens6716
      @bobhavens6716 6 років тому

      Its ora ora ora ora ora ora ora

    • @MsWalLy117
      @MsWalLy117 6 років тому

      road roadaa!!!!

  • @shadingcrawler9531
    @shadingcrawler9531 8 років тому +2

    I just love using the And Stay Down assasination, it feels so rewarding to watch even if isn't that great

  • @grenademan7376
    @grenademan7376 8 років тому +27

    2:44 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👍🏻😎

    • @henriquebento5803
      @henriquebento5803 6 років тому

      IMPOSSIBLE ROCKET 😗🎮👾📲📲📲📲📲📲📺🕹🖲☎️🔋🗑🔫🔭💊🎈🉐♻️💹✳️♈️♈️♈️☦🉐💮🈴🈶🈚️🈶❤️💛💚💙💜❣💕💞💓🖌📝✏️

  • @legendarymasterchief7620
    @legendarymasterchief7620 4 роки тому +1

    3:57 - I can’t believe I finally understood that reference now. After years when I first watched this, I finally get it.

  • @internallyscreaming8444
    @internallyscreaming8444 8 років тому +66

    Halo reach was best halo, almost nothing will change my mind

  • @PedRandaPirate
    @PedRandaPirate 5 років тому

    Thanks for making it short, sweet, and hilarious

  • @GermanGamer1177
    @GermanGamer1177 8 років тому +60

    this really doesn't make sense. How do you stab through titanium but not shoot through it?

    • @SkullCrusher-xk5wp
      @SkullCrusher-xk5wp 8 років тому +47

      Video games

    • @TheBoyBen
      @TheBoyBen 8 років тому +37

      I think the majority of the time with the assassinations is that with the knife they target a weak point where its the body suit and not the armor(the rest of the time idk why), and the reason for the most part that bullets don`t penetrate is that the armor is designed to reflect the bullets so they just skid off, or flatten themselves against it, in one book they point out that a pistol from point blank range wouldn`t even scratch the outer casing of the suit

    • @mrbruh1013
      @mrbruh1013 8 років тому +10

      There is something on spartans' armor called an energy shiel,wich is bullet proof and many "other damage" proof but that can be broke by too high damage,like a puch (spartans are modified to have better physichal abilities,like their strenght,wich make them strong enough to be able to do the required amount of damage to break an energy shield)or a stab,for example...

    • @TheBoyBen
      @TheBoyBen 8 років тому +2

      +FATN00BsASSASIN ye, the shields are better at deflecting or absorbing heat from plasma but not kinetic energy

    • @Onxide
      @Onxide 8 років тому +2

      Titanium knife?

  • @saulbossmendeza-z669
    @saulbossmendeza-z669 8 років тому +27

    3:19 Terminal velocity Mi favorito :3

    • @Toasty881
      @Toasty881 5 років тому

      Get low and the dance session that’s sweeping the nation is my favourite z

    • @MisterJohnDoe
      @MisterJohnDoe 5 років тому

      Same here, along with supernova (which I sadly don’t have) and stop stabbing yourself

    • @LuisLar6
      @LuisLar6 4 роки тому

      E

  • @angrydrawings3910
    @angrydrawings3910 8 років тому +5

    I'm not a fan of halo 5, but damn... These assassinations are cool. We just need an assassination that involves a wall, ledge, and elevated platforms (you know how cops arrest some people and force them on the hood of a car? That's what I mean by elevated platforms).

    • @cheesychipmunk8382
      @cheesychipmunk8382 6 років тому

      Like in Doom? If you executed enemies against walls in Doom 2016, a different animation would play, and that'd be great in a halo game. Too bad the assassinations we do get have to be literally gambled for with microtransactions

  • @Nismo471
    @Nismo471 3 роки тому +1

    It's been 5 days and I still hear Assassination in my head

  • @IMFERMO.
    @IMFERMO. 8 років тому +5

    3:16 in my country we call it "La quebradora"

  • @DyingSunshine
    @DyingSunshine 5 років тому

    So, I haven't played halo 5 since it came out. I've been playing Xbox since 01. So I decided to see how the other half of the console fence was. Switched to ps4 for 3 years, went back to Xbox just a few weeks ago. Forgot what all the assassinations looked like. You did a fine job. Love the video. 👍

  • @Backflip1616
    @Backflip1616 8 років тому +11

    Why does the assassinations sound like the sound a go pro makes when it hits the ground

    • @cheesychipmunk8382
      @cheesychipmunk8382 6 років тому +2

      Because 343i is lazy with sound design.
      And combat design.
      And art design.
      And story design.
      And fucking halo in general.

  • @varunjoshi9101
    @varunjoshi9101 8 років тому +2

    video was great and the short comedy made it amazing

  • @MsWalLy117
    @MsWalLy117 7 років тому +29

    3:57 jojo's detected!!!

  • @strat4104
    @strat4104 8 років тому +1

    One of the only things that gives me hope for the halo franchise and cod aw remastered

  • @caothuyan6634
    @caothuyan6634 7 років тому +3

    3:57 - 4:03
    When someone has your sniper and you wanted it

  • @huwfollantyearl6726
    @huwfollantyearl6726 4 роки тому

    I'm loving the cheery music in the background while we watch Spartans being killed in the most gruesome ways possible.

  • @MsFrostitute
    @MsFrostitute 6 років тому +5

    I reaaally wish they would bring the reach assassinations back...so sooo much better.

  • @CaptainRex-Managed_Democracy
    @CaptainRex-Managed_Democracy 8 років тому +1

    I have Emile's Regards. I'm glad they made a fitting memorial for the second to last member of Noble Team.

  • @Quakecon-s9r
    @Quakecon-s9r 8 років тому +5

    omg I LMAO so much with the John Cena part hahaha xDD

  • @redfinite27
    @redfinite27 8 років тому

    Love the fact that you made slow mo ones in separate video.

  • @katieflores8130
    @katieflores8130 2 роки тому +3

    I miss assassinations hope they find a way to bring them to halo infinite

  • @Squiddy0912
    @Squiddy0912 6 років тому

    This is actually a really helpful video, considering you can't preview them in-game. Also, MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA

  • @TheXpainmaker
    @TheXpainmaker 8 років тому +4

    Pretty much looks like assassinations from KoA: Reckoning. I want that game to have a sequel.

    • @CrespoFTW
      @CrespoFTW  8 років тому +1

      Same ._.

    • @Seydlitz117
      @Seydlitz117 8 років тому

      Well, we all know that's never happening.

    • @TheXpainmaker
      @TheXpainmaker 8 років тому +1

      True...well at least not by the same company, it might be picked up by another company (rumored) and made another KoA game.

  • @rebecome9011
    @rebecome9011 8 років тому

    lawn Dart is my favourite+ amazing video keep it up =)

  • @GoldCraft55
    @GoldCraft55 8 років тому +5

    some of these...I need them...

  • @Ganzo_ed
    @Ganzo_ed 7 місяців тому +1

    2:09 We watching a Datto raid guide video with this one!

  • @crunkle3829
    @crunkle3829 7 років тому +6

    3:34 song name pls

  • @brandonsweeney1107
    @brandonsweeney1107 8 років тому

    Awesome vid keep up the good work man

  • @ravengamer5472
    @ravengamer5472 6 років тому +5

    I just need one more means it’s lawn dirt

  • @hectormeneses9930
    @hectormeneses9930 8 років тому

    really liked the video, I don't think I have changed my assassination since the first I got back when the game released.

  • @LuckyLuciano1307
    @LuckyLuciano1307 5 років тому +5

    6:19
    Spartan Locke, I dont feel so good.

  • @Radian43
    @Radian43 8 років тому

    Like the detail on the assassinations, most of them seem like a mix of Muay Thai and Krav Maga, while others are just crazy.

  • @awesominator97mc78
    @awesominator97mc78 8 років тому +3

    Thanks for uploading without the annoying slow motion that goes on for too long

  • @jasonbourne3596
    @jasonbourne3596 8 років тому +1

    Just imagine these assassinations in first person like your shooting someone and you just get flipped and see a knife right throu the helmet

    • @pacoeltaco9649
      @pacoeltaco9649 8 місяців тому

      Like battlefield 3-4 haha… 7 years later😅

  • @ravengamer5472
    @ravengamer5472 6 років тому +5

    AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA DODODOD

  • @stacey8142
    @stacey8142 3 роки тому +1

    3:33 when ur mom finds out you have an F-

  • @griffineloriaga2426
    @griffineloriaga2426 7 років тому +3

    Feel bad for red dude R.I.P

  • @Crappuccino12
    @Crappuccino12 8 років тому

    Got 'em all but the tackle, thumbs up from me good job!

  • @regianeduarte2000
    @regianeduarte2000 5 років тому +6

    2:43 was the best my opinion

    • @nickduarte1778
      @nickduarte1778 4 роки тому +1

      Bro you’re such a god damn loser get a life and I’m saying this because I’m a loser with no friends and just boss people around on UA-cam cuz I don’t have a job I’m 35 and still live with mommy and daddy

    • @nickduarte1778
      @nickduarte1778 4 роки тому

      Bro you ok

    • @cheetobub7194
      @cheetobub7194 3 роки тому

      sweet a schizo meltdown

  • @privateprivate6487
    @privateprivate6487 8 років тому

    Nice editing on the video i'm subscribing :D i'm swedish srry if i spelled anything wrong

    • @SniffJohnson
      @SniffJohnson 8 років тому

      there isn't really an official language of youtube, but the most common language spoken on youtube is certainly english

    • @EddyMac1903
      @EddyMac1903 8 років тому +1

      +Kaas Kiis The official language is apparently Braindeadese, so...

  • @matsuichikage692
    @matsuichikage692 8 років тому +3

    2:44 AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA!!

  • @lapislazoli
    @lapislazoli 5 років тому

    I loved just coming up with quipps for these

  • @breakdownofaudy_.9196
    @breakdownofaudy_.9196 8 років тому +18

    i have the kick off (ultra rare) and it's a little disappointing

    • @bloodemprince1337
      @bloodemprince1337 8 років тому +5

      Its a reverence to this is Sparta when he kicks the guy in the pit of death

    • @AverageJoe1999
      @AverageJoe1999 8 років тому +3

      +BloodEmPrince "it's a reference to this is Sparta"........... I'm gonna let you figure out what's wrong with that.

    • @bloodemprince1337
      @bloodemprince1337 8 років тому +3

      You know if you wanted to insult me all you had to do was come see me

    • @faithfulmite2157
      @faithfulmite2157 8 років тому +1

      +Average Joe ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!

    • @bloodemprince1337
      @bloodemprince1337 8 років тому

      FaithfulMite21
      YES SOMEONE GETS WHAT I MEANT THANK YOU XD

  • @skyquake1489
    @skyquake1489 8 років тому

    Amazing Video, thanks alot!

  • @Magiczwow
    @Magiczwow 8 років тому +19

    That guy wasn't even trying to fight back, noob team.

    • @yungmop2415
      @yungmop2415 8 років тому +3

      It's a compilation of assassinations, they're friends you idiot.

    • @robertbradley506
      @robertbradley506 8 років тому +12

      I...I can't tell if you're being serious or your really that dumb.

    • @CrespoFTW
      @CrespoFTW  8 років тому +4

      or maybe, the same guy haha...........I have no friends :'(

    • @jakewolfram29
      @jakewolfram29 8 років тому

      What???

    • @holdenk380
      @holdenk380 8 років тому +1

      Do you people not understand a joke?

  • @julianlak1017
    @julianlak1017 8 років тому

    Spin cycle and the arm breaker are my favs. Oh and of course the flag one is just pure joy to do in a real match.

  • @Fadedgogeta
    @Fadedgogeta 8 років тому +6

    ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA
    ORRRAAAAA!!!!

  • @SheldonAdama17
    @SheldonAdama17 Рік тому +1

    I love Backbreaker just so I can do Bane impressions.

  • @Miokomata
    @Miokomata 8 років тому +11

    I left after reach.

    • @juliuskresnik198
      @juliuskresnik198 8 років тому

      me too

    • @bend.7590
      @bend.7590 8 років тому +15

      Bruh your picture is of my little pony, I dont think anyone cares that you left lmao

    • @Miokomata
      @Miokomata 8 років тому +2

      So, looks like you spend your life on facebook, sheep.

    • @abnt_official
      @abnt_official 8 років тому +2

      We don't care

    • @bend.7590
      @bend.7590 8 років тому +5

      Miokomata Spend my life on Facebook? Ive never made a single post in my life

  • @strigon012
    @strigon012 7 років тому

    This is like halo equivalent of those oddly satisfying videos.

  • @catsndogs98
    @catsndogs98 8 років тому +1

    They should put more Spartans in the next DOA.

  • @TheGear4ever
    @TheGear4ever 8 років тому

    Terminal Velocity is my favorite for sure. Its animation is unlike any other

  • @jobrolon340
    @jobrolon340 8 років тому

    Every Assassination I get is interrupted with my death when I get so close to finishing the animation.

  • @Shabo0117
    @Shabo0117 8 років тому

    343 Industries may be a company who doesn't know how to write, or how to make a good game, but that Lawn Dart takedown made me grin from ear to ear.

  • @BenBrrown
    @BenBrrown 8 років тому +1

    "shove it" has to be the best one alongside "get low"

  • @huntergman8338
    @huntergman8338 8 років тому +1

    Can't wait for halo 5 on PC, along with the others.

  • @swordofsanghelios9776
    @swordofsanghelios9776 8 років тому

    lawn dart, back breaker, terminal velocity, stay down and stop stabbing yourself are my favourites. The sword ones are f***ing brutal

  • @elite7693
    @elite7693 8 років тому +1

    name of the song? and nice vid bud love it!

  • @HimothyJimothy
    @HimothyJimothy 6 років тому

    There’s one I saw where the dude sticks you with a plasma grenade, then picks you up by your legs, swings and then throws you

  • @IanJackson33
    @IanJackson33 8 років тому

    the "nice try" assassination is a ridiculous one. you should make top ten hilarious assassination

  • @asqfr
    @asqfr 7 років тому

    I love "the kickoff". because it's fun to recreate 300 in Halo

  • @Shahmane666
    @Shahmane666 4 роки тому +1

    Should've done the Emile skit with the Emile's regards assassination .... cause it only makes sense

  • @banditotheburritto6395
    @banditotheburritto6395 6 років тому

    I read up on the lore about this, and if a spartan loses their neural link to the armor they instantly collapse and crush their bones with the 1000 lbs armor, instantly killing them.

  • @Thunderbolt747
    @Thunderbolt747 8 років тому

    I wish the Spartans getting stabbed would do a little more, like yell or scream, or if they get their legs broken, crawl or something. They just kinda stop, it's eerie to me.

  • @lostinspace5240
    @lostinspace5240 8 років тому

    I get another sub. Congrats sir

  • @user-os2gx5fl7m
    @user-os2gx5fl7m 8 років тому

    the assassinations can be surprisingly brutal for a rated T game.

  • @ethancrawford4622
    @ethancrawford4622 4 роки тому

    What was the music you had playing in the back ground of the original upload??

  • @MAKDREW
    @MAKDREW 8 років тому

    good video.. please can you tell my what is the song in the 4:26 to the end... really enviroment peace of art

  • @Nijht
    @Nijht 7 років тому

    I went back to look at these again, trying to find a few so I could decide which to use. And I realized something that I totally missed when I liked this the first time.
    Did you even try to organize these?

  • @Joshrouss
    @Joshrouss 8 років тому +1

    Not sure if they have done this since I haven't played in a while but I wish they would allow us to have our assassination be random if we have one or more of the custom ones because seeing the same one over and over gets boring

  • @HuntingSplash7onlythebest
    @HuntingSplash7onlythebest 8 років тому

    OMG the "Shove It" one is really brutal.

  • @wesleyb589
    @wesleyb589 8 років тому +1

    They should make a assassination with the golf club that lets u trip and send the opponent flying like they were a golf ball.

    • @phenexgundam5669
      @phenexgundam5669 8 років тому

      Like how Tex sent grif flying in RvB with sarge's shotgun?

  • @jamesashcroft8170
    @jamesashcroft8170 8 років тому

    Wow these are some cool assassination. Remember the originals in Halo Reach?

  • @toxictricity2742
    @toxictricity2742 8 років тому +1

    could you imagine if some of those assassinations were in first person?

    • @Superhornet331
      @Superhornet331 8 років тому

      Damn that would be cool, imagine the jump scare at 1:41 when you are walking around the map and suddenly you get turned around, you see the knife, youre visor breaks and you are dead

    • @isaachoover2229
      @isaachoover2229 8 років тому

      +SH33 - That with vr if it was compatible... 😱