WARNING: BRUTAL | Whack Your Boss
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- Опубліковано 14 гру 2014
- Watcher beware! This stress-relief exercise might be excessively violent :P
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markiplier: I DONT EVEN THINK A LAMP COULD KILL SOMEONE
the "i" in pixar: *trembles in fear*
LMAO
A lamp could beat someone to death if you hit them hard enough
Anything Can Be A Weapon 🔪 🔫
@@thejollytexashippie7569 u just need to have the desperation for it, not brain but desperation.
lol
“Unless they all hate him just as much.”
Mark, the first kill was an assist from the guy behind you.
XD
:)
>:)
Lol
Like fr
9:15 I like how Markipliers reaction gradually increases the further that kill goes. I can't help but rewatch
6:09-6:45 There’s something just so satisfying about that kill, you can really feel the guy’s level of anger when he’s beating his boss to death.
Honestly playing this when I was like 10 (which is not an appropriate age to play this at all 😭) it was always my favorite kill. Like the heavy breathing and the sfx do it for me.
Everyone has had homicidal thoughts at least once
I’ll confirm this
But then you think about the consequences and think
“HHMMM Perhaps not...”
*at least me...*
I have those thoughts everyday
...
Shit Head uhhhhh ok?
Once is a massive understatement.
I think people recommend these games just to watch me cringe :P
Yeah~!!
Damn right we do xDD -Nah, we love ya too much. Some of us, anyways-
Hi!!!!
ilyomg
Ye :3
Using the laws of physics, we can actually calculate what floor of the building this game takes place on using the chair death at 10:15.
Acceleration due to gravity is 9.8 m/s^2 (meters per second per second). Given that the time between the initial height and the sound of impact, we know he was accelerating for approximately 4.75 seconds. 4.75*9.8 gives us a final velocity of 46.55.
Now that we know the initial and final velocities, as well as the acceleration, we can find distance in meters using the equation: V_f^2 = V_i^2 + 2AD
(46.55^2)=0^2+2*9.8*D
2166.9025/19.6
~110.56 meters.
This is about 362.73 feet, which amounts to 26 stories, give or take
This math was done ignoring air resistance and the eventual reaching of terminal velocity, it is possible they are lower than 26 stories, but it is impossible that they are any higher up.
Ok Einstein, jesus..
@@gerardwayseyelash
In all fairness, what I’ve done here is an example of applied physics (plugging numbers into equations). Einstein was a theoretical physicist, which means he, rather than applied existing equation, created theories and made formulas that would mirror the logic of said theories
So, I’m not really Einstein, but it’s nice to be complimented!
Assuming you weren’t intending a mocking tone, of course
@@apexyl5135 I'm scared now..
@@gerardwayseyelash
You may wanna be. 46 m/s is right around 102 miles per hour. Given that the boss also likely hit cars (y’know, you can hear a crash and alarms. Plus the fact that your character was able to smash the guy through the window in the first place implies immense strength and force. The guy probably already had broken bones in his knees immediately after smashing through the window. Bones can generally withstand about 19000 PSI, the estimated force to break a window is around 20000-24000. Even if those are a big close, the knee is one of the easiest bones to break, especially if you’re slamming it directly into something.
If your problem employee ever slips off his belt, you wanna run. Death is coming.
@@apexyl5135 I-
2:35 Boss: It’s come to my attention that you’re not measuring up.
Markiplier: ITS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT YOU’RE A DICK!
That part killed me 😂
Along with the boss.
Same xD
“Top 10 comebacks of all time”
That was actually funny ngl
Can you imagine if you were caught by your boss playing this game at work?
If it was a cool boss, he would say:"Yeah, in your dream, Tom".
CryingZombie666 and if not, start packing your desk.
Lance Olrickan That would be uncool because being a boss is being unfazed to whatever your opposition throws at you. Even if it's a knife. That way, you'll die awesomely, like the Joker's case.
She'd say "Apologize, or i'll tell Cindy that you grabbed my smelly crotch"~Best/worst boss in history
ZeradexProductions And you did?
10:47 Killed the boss, John Wick style.
9:38 Scissors... ✂️
9:45 WARNING! Full of Blood with throat slit.
I tried playing this game for myself and pressed the pause button. It's hilarious! It switches to a screen that reads, "How to be More Productive Chapter 1: Setting Goals" and when you hover over the return button, the caption that pops up below it reads, "We made this page double as a panic button in case your boss walks in while you are playing." Smart thinking!
Ok
I like how the guy who tossed the clock over to you after hitting the bosses head did
not give a damn that the boss was getting hit on the head multiple times.
He just had this wide-eyed, empty stare. XD
"Jerry with the assist" - ThatGuyBarney
It was planned.
Real teamwork
XD
5:42 Mark's voice is a perfect fit for the murderer 🤣
4:08 reminds me of why I love Mark so much he's literally just your average Joe who sat down and started making videos one day and now has made what he loves his life work
BOSS- You're fired!
BOSS- You're arrested!!
EMPLOYEE- You're DEAD!!!!!!!!!
Exactly!
This guy gets hit several times and starts bleeding, and the first thing he says is "I'm gonna have you arrested"?
His boss clearly has no soul.
Employee: Day in, day out, I try to do whatever helps your company however I see fit. But you've lost your heart... you've lost your soul... and *I've* lost my patience!
I played this game before watching Mark play this and I couldn't stop laughing when he just said "you're fired" with a straight face
Employee: Omae wa mo shinderu!!!!!
Boss: NANI!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Boss: No no no no no
Mark: *YESYESYESYESYES*
3:10. I read that JUST as it came on!
"Is this a jojo reference?"
@@aelrecs015 yes yes yes
Oh my god...
Right as I found this he said exactly that
@@aelrecs015 ThIs GaMe CaMe OuT 16 yEaRs AgO!
The throat cutting scissors kill, the most disturbing kill of the game.
Boss: "It's come to my attention that you're not measuring up."
Mark: "It's come to *my* attention that you're a dick!!"
_boss instantly gets murdered brutally_
Boss: No no no no no
Mark: YES YES YES YES YES!
That made me laugh, Mark is the best 😂
If only I were one week earlier
I'm a few years later at this video, so don't worry 😂
@@ALI-XWolfPack (shrugging)
Aren't we all?
*classical music plays over television logo of some old show*
3:10
LOL 😆
8:14
THWACK
“You’re fired.”
WAPAH WAPAH WAPAH WAPAH WAPAH
“I’m gonna have you arrested”
WAPAP WAPAP WAPAP WAPAP WAPAP WAPAP WAPAP
When you realize Mark has been doing UA-cam videos for 10 years, you come back to videos like this
4:20 That's way to eat the letters.
Nice to see Korean John Wick notices a reference from John Wick
Strider Entertainment 😂😂😂
The difference between the two is that Korea Wick is a musclar pacifist.
Lol
@@concept5631 I think you mean a muscular bubble-blowing baby
@@kalligthegrey7010 That too.
"It's a stress reliever game"
It's more stress relieving when you see it with commentary, especially Markiplier.
4:25 that little "ok..." killed me
3:10 Boss: No, no, no. Markiplier: YES, YES, YES!
3:48 Baldi’s past job before being a school teacher
dAvId rObInSoN lol
Yeah i now
Yeah guess that makes sense
@@no-ub4vuIt makes way too much sense
Agreeable.
Karens: video games cause violence
Also Karens when the manager disagrees: 9:44
True that lol
Who's Karen?
@@mauriciorossi1845 a Karen is a stupid person
@@HauntinMatthew1969 he said "who", not "what"
@@Nsodnoajdjksl yeah, that means he doesn’t know what a Karen is, because he thinks, that Karen is specific person, but it’s really not
5:13 Some random employees: Ooh, didn't see that coming, did ya'?
7:34 badlands chugs would have survived
I'm watching this after having a slightly-heated argument. Y'know, like a normal person.
Seriously though, I need help-
You're fine
So do I
*W e*
*shall*
*plan*
*evil smile* >:D
Ok
@@deboraclark1058 wshple
7:11 they predicted the last of us 2
@TRISSTAN CASEY yeah, Abby before the steroids.
Too soon, man too soon
And Bioshock lol
Andrew Ryan's Death scene
16 Years ahead of the curb for Last of Us, but only 3 years ahead for Bioshock.
(Yes, I did the math)
Me playing this game: **Laughing Maniacally**
The original crash out
Everytime I hear Mark talk about horror movies resorting to excessive gore for shock value over actual scares, I'm reminded of many of the other "Whacking" games--Whack the Serial Killer and all those--that trade actual charm as stress-relievers in favor of brutality and sadism
Qdjwlma djondp
1:11
Clock dude: OHHHHH HELLLL NAWWWWW!!!
Been having a REAL hard time working for Walmart overnight, most (almostALL) Night management are corrupted, toxic, and overbearing. I needed this to make me feel better. I don't care how old this video is.
2:14 the face mark is making so funny I cant stop laughing
Employee: **sees my boss**
Boss: no no no wro-
Employee: **punches him**
Boss: you're fired
Employee: **rips his guts out**
Boss: **ded. Not big suprize.**
(impales boss through the heart with an umbrella)
@@illuzery mee and myy sandvich
Mrk : AAAAAHH! 😨 *AAAAAHH!!! 😨😨* "WHAT WAS THAT?! AIN'T WORRY!"
Man of culture?
Boss: i amm ded, not beeg sorprize
Lol ikr
9:55 Flawless victory... Fatality
Mark: Panic! At The Disco
Me:screen record's because it made me happy
11:21 STANDING HERE I REALIZE THAT YOU’RE JUST LIKE ME TRYING TO MAKE HISTORY, BUT WHOSE TO JUDGE THE ROGHT FROM WRONG WHEN OUR GAURD IS DOWN I THINK WE’LL BOTH AGREE THAT VIOLENCE BREEDS VIOLENCE BUT IN THE END IN HAS TO BE THIS WAY
9:43 That reaction tho😂
Mark: I imagine it’s gonna get creative any time soon.
*Electrocutes the boss with a lamp a minute later*
8:28 I thought the briefcase was a shopping bag when I was 7 playing this game.
That gut slice 9:15 and neck slice 9:45 was beautiful
Bravo 👏
"Panic at the disco!!"
MARRY ME
Maxwell Grimsley same lmao
MARRY US
START A HAREM MARKIMOO!
SOMEBODY FINALLY NOTICED!!!
I'm all panic! But no disco
6:22 I LOVE panic! At the disco
I loved the Whack Your series, but for some reason I only felt bad for the boss.
I love how Mark here is screaming at how brutal this is, but I'm just loving how much gore this game contains.
Saw the clip of him screaming from his Whack the Serial Killer video... so I'm here to see him scream. :P
A Toilet me too
Me 2
Is that the reason why WE r here?
@@NoName-cx2le yes
@@kaishi-chan6202 Me 3
6:21 *O H, W E L L I M A G I N E,*
🥰😂❤️
As I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor, well ,I can't help but to hear
No I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words
"What a beautiful wedding" (What a beautiful wedding)
Said a bridesmaid to a waiter
"And yes, but what a shame. What a shame the poor groom's bride is a whore."
Don’t worry Mark, I hate neck slitting too. I can’t stand it 😬😑
This is if Toby from HR became manager and Michael was an employee
This game is ancient since it was my childhood game and it hasn't traumatized me and my cousins.
I played the game when I was 6 and I found it funny and it did nothing to me to
Yes
@@denisepepin1967 same
+Markiplier 6:30 this is why you're good at making people laugh.
mark: "this is horrible"
me a horror fan and gore hound: "it's beautiful"
*raises hand* I agree with you! XD
Me who’s seen worse: “it’s not that bad”
I like how he's unfazed and has no blood on him at the end
"panic at the streets, PANIC AT THE DEESKOO"
9:37
Incoming the worst for Mark.
I can feel the cut why
Brooo the fact that I played this when I was a kindergartner and it's becoming a part of my childhood is just so terrifying
I'm still wondering how can I casually play this game without even being scared
Thank god I didn't grow up becoming a psychopath
Mark: I don’t even know if a lamp would be able to kill someone
Me, with glasses and a lot of bullies: anything is a weapon if you try hard enough
So the timeline is.....
Whack the thief
Whack your teacher
Whack your teacher with superpowers
Whack your boss
Don't Whack your Boss with superpowers*
no the first 3 are dont whack, this is made by a different maker who made whack your ex
@@zomboymessey6653 I mean, it's not supposed to be accurate to the actual series.
10:14 this is a reference to when the riddler in I think batman returns ties up his boss and throws the chair out the chair out of the window
It's Batman forever but close
Caffeine will kill ya!
@@seashell818 memorable movie
@@seashell818 as bad as that movie Is its extremely nostalgic to when I was younger
You are fired or terminated
Its been 2 years and I only just noticed the witch hat on mark in the thumbnail
5 years huh, thanks UA-cam recommendations
6:22 "Panic! At The Disco!"
Beebo
Crankthatfrank be shook!
Coming back and it has been 2 years.... time flies.
Did you jump here from the sequel video?
BrainComm487 ya
Ikr
first time i played this game was almost 12 years ago.
G
I wasn't expecting a stereotypical boss to get Joel'd but hey here we are
When he mentioned Joker's pencil trick, I was previously watching John Wick and John just stabbed someone in the ear with a pencil
If I could whack my ex boss and not get charged, I'd do it OVER n OVER again! (I hope she doesn't see this LOL)
And then she reads this
TheKhaosRevelations You can't be fired by an EX boss. =B
Never write stuff like this on the internet cuz it will be here for ALL eternity. Or well for as long as the internet exists.
Omg I would so do that too, my ex boss was kind of a bitch. XD
I would hope not
Panic at the Disco. YES.
I heard that and had to re-listen to check. He just got 900% more cool.
Kian Jackson i did the same thing and flipped out afterward
Kian Jackson He's reached his maximum amount of coolness.
Who knew markiplier could've gotten any cooler
Shelly Friedrich ikr XD
there is killing people in fps and then there is sadistic torturing to death killing.
There is a new whack your boss. Whack your boss zombie land
Dude you commented twice
Ah, the nostalgia. I had some good times playing this back in this day, usually during history class when we were meant to be researching. #Thuglyf
ur 2 hard 4 me
Paul Finch 1v1 m8 I'll wrek u
Love u
thesheepthatwentmooo Love your videos
Paul Finch thats what she said
IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT the 5 million subscribers video will be released on Christmas Day! Be sure to congratulate Mark with us when it happens! :D
So excited!!!
Here you are i was looking for you
MART JESUS MAS
Things To Do: killbosskillbosskillbosskillbosskillbosskillbosskillbosskillbosskillbosskillboss get icecream later.
You missed an ester egg
10:55 what if my boss/teacher talks in the most condescending way possible to the point that you want to kill him/her?
6:01 Actually it's not fake i lost a piece of my finger because i stabbed myself with a hanger.
He's saying the game ie fake
"Ahh I see his eye pokin out there!"
Omg look, its Glen.
I think Mr.Negan would approve of this game
"PANIC! AT THE DISCO!!" I SCREAMED
+Jokingly Serious Yass
Yeaahh!!!
so did i
Sameeeeee
lol
One of my earliest memories in life was playing this game at school nearly 20 years ago we were all dying laughing at this game and the teacher made us turn it off 😂
This is not only entertaining but it's a stress relief and depression lifting game But that's my opinion ❤️ 😉
Boss: no, no, no.
Mark:YES YES YES
Also Mark: *strangalls boss with telephone wire*
"Oh, run... panic on the streets... panic at the disco!"
I heard the call of my people.
Same here. I heard panic at the disco and I was all like "you called?, you rang? You summoned me?"
I was looking for this comment. So happy I found it as fast as I did. You have not disappointed me, my fellow P!ATD fan.
This guy writes sins AND tragedies.
Alia Barrett
Me
imagine you are a boss and you see your employee playing this
mark bringing out that dirty mind when he saw the guy take of his belt that made me laugh and cry
3:14 "No, no, no, no, no..." yESYESYESYESYES
*3:10
Was anyone else expecting a Bioshock reference when he started beating the Boss over the head with the golf club?
“A man chooses. A slave obeys.”
I didn’t realise that watching the boss being killed so many ways could relax me. Wow this is my new go to after every week at work.
How is this 6 years ago. I feel so OLD
Mark when the boss fell into his intestines he was literally able to see what he had ate for dinner
Boss "It looks like you're not measuring up, you'll have to stay late, Again, With no overtime"
Me: goes for the scissors.
Boss:wrong
Mark:*slams drawer on bosses head a lot*
"Here's how to solve disputes with a co-worker." - Stanley Parable.
3:47 I AM MEASURING UP!!!
10:48 No, I'm writing you up!
Tom Jackson Clever.
Anyone else rewatching his Whack the _____ videos after watching his Whack the Serial Killer video?
same.😂
Yep
Me
Same
No because they changed all the games it sucks
9:45 fun fact: the sound that plays with the throat slash is the same one from Sanjuro, a Kurosawa film, where two swordsmen have a brief duel.
2:08
The boss kinda brought it on himself after giving that smug look.
_____All 24 Kills_____
Clock: 1:03
Monitor: 1:45
Cupboard: 2:07
Lamp: 2:38
Phone: 3:10
Flower: 3:31
Ruler: 3:47
Keyboard :4:03
Drawer: 4:31
Umbrella: 5:40
Hook: 5:50
Wall: 6:07
Golf Club: 6:59
Water Cooler: 7:21
CPU: 7:58
Trashcan: 8:13
Briefcase: 8:28
Cup: 8:27
Knife: 9:16
Scissors: 9:39
Chair: 10:03
Stapler: 10:30
Pencil: 10:48
Fists: 11:19
what are you saying?
These are the kills that there are and I just placed the time when they happened for people to get to the kills they want to see easily.
DYK the knife death was almost the same death of Kronos in God of War 3
Lol, briefcase at 8:28, then cup at 8:27 ...
Knife: 9:16
COOL