WARNING: STILL BRUTAL | Whack The Thief
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- Опубліковано 2 січ 2015
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Home alone Rated R.
Artemis The Geek pretty much
Fuck, I was gonna make that joke
Several people are typing
@@emojimovieofficial4953 ya
@@atlas42185 maybe you can make a different joke
Parents: "WHAT HAPPENED?!?!"
Kid: "You're welcome."
goood goood
just as i taught you
Lol
Dad:*sniffle *sniffle* I’m so proud of you
**kid gets arrested**
@@Omega14343 self defense and home defense isn't a crime. Stop acting like a guilty life can't be taken. I swear my generation is full of toothless cowards.
When he electrocuted the guy the only thing I thought was “poor fish”
Ikr :(
Ikr :(
Also for 7:49
Why when people say fish I immediately think of a video game character
And yeah tru
@@themaskedglitch what video game character
Parents walk in: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
Small child who has killed millions:you are welcome for this
Dad: I taught you well. 😊
*u PiCkEd ThE wRoNg HoUse fOoL!*
The poor man.
Poor poor man
Poor poor poor man
Poor poor poor poor man
@@dexterisdead6680 poor poor poor poor poor man.....
I love how the robber is constantly yelling "POLICE!!!"
He's calling them to take. Prison is better than being with that little demon
I thought he was saying please🤣😅
@NOR MASTURA BT. BAHRON SAKMOR - everytime when the robber interupts him
U stole that line from jacksepticeye u douche
@@Austique-_- is it a big deal tho?
2024 everyone?
yess sirrrrrrrrr
🎉
Ya
Nah
2025
Always feels nice revisiting old videos
"Video games don't make people violent!"
This kid: Yeah believe what you want
They don’t but ok.
The moment you realize that the kid is actually a 5 year old John Wick
That moment when you realize the kid looks older than 5 years old.
@@aisha5156 lol ikr he looks like he's 10
@@bellaknightR597 that's cuz he's John Wick
@@wahbanger o...kay
@@bellaknightR597 makes him not look like his age
2:13 Markiplier: “this kid might be a little messed up”
Me: *a little?*
Me: Don't you mean "totally" messed up, this kid is a freaking monster and a murderer lol
Not a little
*a tiny bit, like tiny as a atom*
I think he is past that point
"nah is a bit messed up"
Just a bit of a sociopath.
damn gregory's backstory is kinda scary
Imagine Gregory is fighting with that kid
This is the R rated version of Home Alone! Funny, entertaining, and brutal.
hi on a from 2015
"How many times do we have to teach you this lesson old man?"
"I love the young people"
*the fish surround him angrily*
@@CaLypSO4456 that one fish in the back *”my leg!”*
"Yes"
Everything is a murder weapon, if you're creative
Yes, even pencils
Even a remote
And everything is a dildo if you're determined.
Even butt dust
heheitsE How do you use THAT as a wea- you know what? I don't wanna know.
It has been almost 7 years and coming back to this is amazing
And I just realized that Markiplier didn't really change , he stayed the same
I am back to🚫🧢
This one has more energy to him, I'd say while the current one has a bit less for understandable reasons
5:26 I love Mark's reaction here
WTF IS THAT BAL
Anything that involves being hit in the balls is a definite reaction from Markiplier to occur 😂
@@xtoxicxxkitten8875, same here lmfao
Moral of the Story: Don’t be a robber, kids.
What?
(REDACTED)
Or, there are many ways to kill people, some more efficient than others
@@stwrt1833 no the opposite of that
Or dont mess with gamers
Thief:*enters in the room*
Kid:GET OUT OF MY FRICKING ROOM I'M PLAYING MINECRAFT
Lmao
Lol
And now he will play killing sim
Johnny then stabbed the criminal in the chest 37 times
Good One Janko Vujnovic
i love how the kid innocently says "cmon" while he bludgeons someone with their own flashlight
4:19 home alone reference
Reel markerpliers ↑ 😱😱😱
@@JOODLESTHEDOODLE REAL???!!!?!!😱😱😨🤯🤯🤯
Kid: Bites off someone’s ear and caves in their skull with a exercise weight
Markiplier: he may be a bit messed up...
An
What? You dont bite off people's ears? Do that all the time
Ya think?
I'm with him
Did you just call a dumbell an excercise weight?
Around 3:37 - "I've only gotten 5 of 13! How many more could there be?"
8. There could be 8 more.
good job sherlock
TmSpeedy0407 thanks. Solved the shit outta that case.
No, it was quite elementary, my dear Watson.
***** well good job noticing it too before reading comments, mate :)
Markiplier 2015
(Horribly and brutally murders thief)
(Goes back to playing video games)
(laughs)
I love how the thief was trying to call for help and just shouted police because he was slowly getting killed by a kid XD
6:01
AHHHHHH! MY KNEE! MY FAVORITE KNEE!
6:07
ANHHHHH! MY SECOND FAVORITE KNEE!
Eddsworld
Eddsworld
MY LEG!
Nice
Eddsworld
Markiplier: How did he learned to kill like that?
Boomers: *video games*
True
Silence Boomer
@@crazydiabetic8766 👌*SHUT*
What is your pfp? I can’t see it
I still want an answer.
7:58 I like how he shoots 3 bullets out of a dual barrel shotgun
Ahh damn...the nostagia of markiplier and the whack your series. Glad I came back
Mark: how does this kid know how to murder people in so many ways?
Me: tumbler
-Duuuude, I honestly thought the same thing-
What?! Tumblr would never teach _anyone_ to be a murderer!!!
XDD
XD
XD XD that made my day
The video games
Obviously
Mark: he's just a theif give him a dollar
Kid: throws a dollar on his dead body
Fair enough.
That's fair
Musical Madness And next Friday I on Sunday are on
@@sicksadworld4465 when?
When
nine years and still awesome.
If you didnt watch this when you were a kid then you havent had a childhood
Mark: 5/13?!?! How many more could there be?!?
Me:8
tyguy522 intellectual, much
Oh god
Who cares?
Tyguy522 who the fuck cares
Tyguy522 who cares
"Look at his soulless eyes as he played his video games" the media, 2019
More like: the media - always and forever
note at 6:04 thats an " ace ventura nature calls " reference
i remember playing games like these when i was younger, it was... very wholesome.
The art style in this game is top quality 👌🏻
The only problem is the voice acting and lip sync
That kid Is playing mortal kombat no doubt
was there a Mortal Kombat on the first PlayStation?
Video games cause violence
Jk
Mortal Kombat Was on consoles since the Sega Genesis and Super Nintendo
Are you kidding? If anything he's playing manhunt. (Yes I know it was a ps2 title but still)
Did... did Mark just censor the thief being electrocuted?
...Why...?
I don’t think he meant to censor it. I’m pretty sure it was a joke
Well it was a pretty shit joke
@@melonmartini4232 dude shut up
A Toilet
H
Yeah he prob didn't want us to see that or maybe it was just a joke just to be funny
0:59 fun fact: he would still be conscious for around 7 seconds before he’s dead 🤓
Coming back to my childhood memory after 9 years
Logic
The kid shot 3 bullets in the gun even though the double berrel has 2 bullets
Double borrow
Barrel*
Triple barrel?
Shotguns don't even take bullets, they take shotgun cartridges
Melon Martini shells.. shells.
4:24 holy crap when the truck hits him he just flies! You can see him in the other window after he gets hit by that truck
Holy FUCK! How did I not notice that!? In all my years of seeing the video I NEVER noticed that! Not even once!
Thats a fucking buss
@@aananepop8851 well excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOse me princess.
@@stupid2735 😘
@@aananepop8851 😋
This kid is gonna grow up to be the next doomslayer
“It’s like home alone it’s so funny in some ways”4:20
Not his crotch, NOT HIS BUTT!
-Markiplier 2015
XD
I died at that part
play. Another one of the. Games
when your doctor checks your medical exam
Home Alone: Future Serial killer edition.
Yes
The bottle one has always been my favorite. The amount of fucks given was in the negatives but the kids badass level was through the roof
I watched Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls, the arrow on the dude’s legs made him cry while others laughed at him
Footage of me when people interrupt me while I’m playing Minecraft
Same bro
TheBat CrusadersMotion lol
"jimmy, stop playing your video game and come downstairs to help me"
(pulls out baseball bat)
*"UH- NEVERMIND YOU CAN KEEP PLAYING SORRY TO BOTHER YOU"*
TheBat CrusadersMotion yep
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM, I’M PLAYING MINECRAFT!!!
"He's just trying to steel, give him a dollar!!!"
-Mark Fishbach
~words to live by~
*steal
fuck that, some waste of space breaks into my house they're going to receive a bullet to the chest. If they need money they can go get a job.
You are arrogant for your overdosed pride in partaking in the Air Force and think you deserve nothing more than to be held up and praised. Try being a bit more humble, your giving the military a bad name.
uhhhhhh.... I was just quoting a funny part of the video..... I meant no hate what so ever.... And for the steel/steal thing, I'm French canadien, please cut me some slack....
Zan Man for saying I'd stop somebody from looting my house? yeah, I'M the bad one in that case. Way to go getting butthurt over my username, just because I'm in the military doesn't mean I have to sit back and not say anything you might not like, take the broomstick out of your ass and stop defending such stupid shit. It really is mind boggling how there is idiots in todays world that get upset over somebody saying they would defend their property from thieves. It's the internet dude calm the fuck down. And another ignorant tumblr idiot joins my blocked list.
SO NOSTALGIC
2014 - 2017 were the glory years of Markiplier.
Change my mind.
Agree, that era was peak.
Kevin mcalister, the pre-teen years before jigsaw.
*WOULD YOU LIKE TO PLAY A GAME*
" he was just trying to steal give him a dollar"
-markiplier 2015
This comment is still popular though although it's already 2018.
@@sicksadworld4465 2019 now bro
@@lpskittykat8388 Still makes me laugh 😂😂
@@aubergineman4679 lol
Fathers:video games cause violence
Also fathers when their favorite football team loses 1:56
Hello anyone here in 2024 wow it been 9 years we are getting old
This game is basically home alone 😂
KaTshirolover 17. But more brutal.
Don't forget the fire
This is what home alone would have been like if the kid was completely insane
If it was rated R
Rated 18 version
1:56 kid must have been playing “I am bread”
4:12 🎵chestnuts roasting on an open fire🎶 (I’m NOT sorry)
Haha, chest nuts
@@slushiebrains8600 dude maybe your a lamo
@@juanitacole533 ur braings cells r in the negatives its lmaoo meaning laughing my ass off
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I get this is a flash game but the fact that that double barrel shotgun shot 3 times without reloading still hurts my soul
5:30
He spit his left ball out, revolutionary game, bravo.
@Send me message @Markiplier667 💀
7:59 Double barrelled shotgun.
Fires three times.
Not complaining.
(At least, I THINK that's what that is... Can't be too sure though...)
maybe its a TRIPLE BARRELED SHOTGUN!!! 3-3+3+0=3, Half-Life 3 CONFIRMED!!!
Can't be triple barrel...unless it has an under barrel attachment, a shotgun attachment. ,(O◆O\) [If you played diff cod games...theres different names for them in some games.]
Triple barreled shotguns DO exist.
Jay Swain Sorry, I didn't know about that. But, does it look lie it has three barrels? Since I've never seen one, I can't tell, but I think I can use some of that crazy "common sense" people are always talking about.
(By the way, none of this is meant to be sarcastic. Just putting that out there.)
*Hydra*
Lol, I love how mildly inconvenienced this kid was by the robber. Kill the robber then back to the video game. Must be a real good game. XD
He was playing Whack the Boss.
Ameno
I was referring to the kid. It was... it was a joke. *sigh* That's it. I quit the internet.
courtwilliams26 robber: "Hey kid! Gimme all your money!"Kid: *annoyed face* "really?" *sets him on fire*
Lol either that or Don't Whack Your Teacher
2:53 the fish will not be forgotten
"Warning WAY TO GRAPHIC"
Me: *thats why im here*
Hey guys! Just wanted to comment here to let you all know that you should pay attention to profile pictures and you should DEFINITELY read usernames on UA-cam!
Why? Are you pretending to be Mark again or something?
I blame the people that fall for something as obvious as this.
If one of you know the creaturehub then you'll find a lot profiles like this
This is someone that is supporting Mark and has been working hard to help other people. He has taken a part of Mark's videos, one where mark is singing, and adds music and it makes others smile. This is NOT Mark.. Listen to a video, he does not even sound like him..
You should play more whack games
*parents come home*
mom: what the hell happened here?
kid: thief.
dad: *glances outside and sees dead body of thief* oh.
park jimin just a regular Thursday in the Fiker Miker family
Lol
park jimin ur joke doesnt matter if u have a pfp of a kpop star
Lol nice.
It's not mom
I like how the kid is caving his skull in with a flashlight and he's yelling for police like their gonna do something to the kid🤣
5:41 mark i dont think this kid wants to hit the ball rn
He bit off his ear...
“JANITOR!!!!!!”
Stop with the kindergarten reference
Kindergarten ist ein deutsches Wort
He went mike tison on him
fangirl forever kindergarten is awesome
VIOLICE
"How does this kid know how to murder people in so many ways?!"
Allow me to answer that with one word: Manhunt.
Best game ever
And Hitman.
Used to play hardcore, tackle Manhunt in the woods...
My childhood was better than yours. :P
Hes playing cod halo and gta on his game
hes playing Whack The Thief
8:03 pov: the kill shoot three bullets with a double barrel gun
8 years on, still an awesome video
5:25
The way Mark reacted to what happened killed me XD
He hit the nuts out of this burgular
Who wouldn’t?
Mark: "How does this kid know so many ways to kill?!"
Karens: "It's the games he's playing! Eh!"
Who's Karen?
I mean technically this game shows several ways-
There should be a WHACK A KAREN!!!
He is one of us columbian super soldiers
@@Nsodnoajdjksl it's an internet nickname for entitled and obnoxious people. They're the "Let me see your manager!" People
Robber:IM ROBBING THE PLACE GIVE ME THE MONEY! Child:imma kill you 13 times then play games
2:01 did he just pull a mile tason
Till this day, I will never understand why Mark is wearing a Pilgrim hat in the thumbnail.
i just noticed that
Thanksgiving
@MrZomBIE16 Well that's all the explanations I have
He did an episode talking about American history.
Lol he must have learned from spring trap
“He always comes back lol”
I love it Markplier ❤😂👍
7:54 barrels 2 ammo shot 3.. thats what i call an hollywood film
4:12, the thief said to the kid "Hey, you're drunk!" XD XD XD XD
Didn't notice that ;w;
Well he won't have any more kids after that
Sounds like hey you jerk tbh
6:04 when he went back and forth screaming and pointing at his knees with both hands I was laughing so hard 🤣 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Tasanee Montemayor, same💀
Ace Ventura Reference
Ah yes, the 'ol "3 shot" double barrel shotgun
DORARARARARA 7:31
This is like Home Alone rated R lol
"We know you're in th AGH!"
The vanoss reference is real!!!
But there were no falling boxes
Wolfyied MC I see what you did there...huehuehue.
whats a vanoss??
1:56 is my favorite kill because the boy is just like: '*inhale* AAHHHHHH *jumps onto theif* *Casually bites ear off* *throws dumbbell onto head* K. VIDEO GAME TIME!!!"
Bro pulled a “Mike Tyson on Avander Holyfield” move
These whack your games were such a huge part of my childhood backs in the 00’s. It’s probably why I’m such a weirdo.
5:27 Every man’s WORST NIGHTMARE 😫😫😱😱
Wow. Kids get hostile when you keep them from no scoping on their Xbox.
LMAO
Cristian arbona nice profile pic
***** thx
+Kenna Bolt yeah
+Kenna Bolt NO it's what happens when u make kids stop playing in the miidle of a game
7:56 clearly a reference to i think home alone when he pulls out the gun and the robbor go oh sh*t
This whole game is an R rated version of Home Alone
This is probably the best Whack game so far in my opinion bc this is basically Home Alone, but Rated R
I love how he got the ace Ventura reference
5:26
5:00 You get back here right now 😂😂😂
I have a backstory idea if any one cares. The kid's father is a detective who hides top secret weapons in the safe. Since he seen horrific crime scenes are always after him he taught the kid how to defend himself and told him where he hid his gun. His mother is a doctor who taught the kid where if to shoot for it to be deadly or just an injury and how to tend wounds (just in case) The reason the parents don't hear the commotion is the father is investing a crime since and the mother is treating a patients. They told the kid to stay up (until one of them got home) since there was a lot of recent break ins. They have a third car in case they needed it. Yeah I read a lot and have a great imagination (as I'm told)
Woah , that's awesome
Thank You!
* pulls off glasses *
Holy JAPAN
Thats AMAZING
IrisJames Malfoy I actually did what u said
Home alone with violence
Man, I love this even 7 years later
i would actually love seeing a comic about this kid
Michelle Jung Ikr
Michelle Jung me too
When The Thief Scream
It’s The Ignited Foxy Jumpscare Sound Origin
"I used to be a thief, until I took two knives to the knees"
Actually it was his thighs, but still lethal nonetheless.
Leonard Pryor CLOSE ENOUGH
Macer23-T Potatoes.
"And to the head. It hurt. A lot. I also died. Yet I find the time to say this."
Lol isn't that joke from skyrim!
6:58 he started having fun a lot of fun
Probably this is just John Wick's son lmao
7:52 books are for learning
7:56 that is not a book.......
Cool Dude
HE WAS JUST AN OLD MAN.
@@BlueRyuu246 **Kid cocks the shotgun.**
Kid: "Ask me if I care, bro."
Me: ".....NOOOPE." **Pulls a Slenderman and teleports away.**
@@OfficialBulldozerStudios dad?
Lol