Enjoy the END | Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos | EP 28

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  • Опубліковано 15 вер 2024
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    WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!
    This episode Chrissy Chaos is back on the CHAOS COUCH in Brooklyn! The new baby tries sugar for the first time. How to curb your phone addiction. Shout out North Korea. Kanye locked himself in a stadium to finish his new album Donda. Chris finally admits he'll never be jacked. We get to the bottom of what's going on with Andrew Cuomo. Shout out the movie waiting. Robots are the future. They are gonna replace us in every way. Robots will be able to go inside humans and find cancer and other issues before they develop. Are we living in a time where someone will live forever? Robots will eventually take over podcasts and all entertainment. ENJOY THE END! The robots will win and we stink anyway LETS GO! Does it matter if humans are happy? Elon Musk talks about robots and a future age of abundance that will lead to all of humanity having an identity crisis. Is Chris' new baby a robot?! We answer some fan questions! Da Baby being cancelled is so weird. SO SICK OF CANCEL CULTURE. Go check out the new merch babes!!!
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 390

  • @chrisdcomedy
    @chrisdcomedy  3 роки тому +31

    MERCH JUST DROPPED BABE! GET IT WHILE ITS HOT:
    chrissychaos.co/

    • @CallmeBigfat
      @CallmeBigfat 3 роки тому +3

      Does the merch come with a free Kloni

    • @georgellass
      @georgellass 3 роки тому

      U know I already did 💙

    • @KatieCat11
      @KatieCat11 3 роки тому

      Petition for an Anxiety Tuesday crewneck next time ...

    • @jonathansirmons7932
      @jonathansirmons7932 3 роки тому

      Come to Pensacola, Florida you piece of crap

    • @RegularDude89
      @RegularDude89 3 роки тому

      Hey no one cares

  • @glennrudolph
    @glennrudolph 3 роки тому +83

    Across all of NoPresh, Pimp has transitioned from a mute, to a background laughter, to someone who interacts. Keep it up and they may show your face!

    • @chaoswalking8498
      @chaoswalking8498 3 роки тому +6

      I mean every "comment" from Chris D or No Presh is so obviously the Homeless Pimp so yeah he's put in the work

    • @chrisdcomedy
      @chrisdcomedy  3 роки тому +13

      It’s what it is babe!!! 🍻😂🤪

    • @nehitaabraham8780
      @nehitaabraham8780 3 роки тому

      @@chaoswalking8498 exactly!

    • @Bittamin
      @Bittamin 3 роки тому

      @@chrisdcomedy we love all of you babes

  • @Sarah-gg2wi
    @Sarah-gg2wi 3 роки тому +79

    If this podcast isn’t in the middle of your living room, I’m not watching. THATS A THREAT. 💕

  • @nickjscott2
    @nickjscott2 3 роки тому +138

    Dude I just binge watch your life. You’re more than a character bro. You’re definitely that guy pal, I bought a shirt you ff

    • @nickjscott2
      @nickjscott2 3 роки тому +7

      And give me a fucking yanni update bro. When’s he gunna be on the pod. I’ve been waiting for a year😭

    • @natethompson823
      @natethompson823 3 роки тому +6

      This makes me uncomfortable

    • @drakeholliday5671
      @drakeholliday5671 3 роки тому +4

      @@natethompson823 cause you’re a f?

    • @DoughBoy45
      @DoughBoy45 3 роки тому +4

      @@drakeholliday5671 he’s a vagut

    • @shaylasanchez3253
      @shaylasanchez3253 3 роки тому

      Is ff -> forreal forreal??? Forsg thing that popped in my head lmao i used to live in long island

  • @tylerzulewski2424
    @tylerzulewski2424 3 роки тому +61

    As I’m watching this I got a notification that Cuomo resigned. Chrissy fortunes babe!

  • @rachaelr5134
    @rachaelr5134 3 роки тому +27

    Seeing Chrissy feel so self-conscious makes me sad :(
    The Christians love you just the way you are. A leading man face and a best friend bod is the dream combo.
    Chins up babe xo

  • @B.N_Exotics
    @B.N_Exotics 3 роки тому +55

    I never want this podcast to be in an actual podcasting studio lmao

  • @kylemcgill2966
    @kylemcgill2966 3 роки тому +23

    *Ok Pimp your laugh has officially grew on me 😂*

  • @Goodman_4629
    @Goodman_4629 3 роки тому +9

    Holy fuck, "the hit of sugar may make her a cam girl" had me losing it

  • @Whenuknow
    @Whenuknow 3 роки тому +28

    "That hit of sugar couldve made her a cam girl" bruuuhhhhh lmao

  • @ifonlythat1could
    @ifonlythat1could 3 роки тому +9

    This is my favorite kind of way to enjoy Chrissy. Just going ham on a Mike processing thoughts and current events and history and CHAOS

  • @obie3351
    @obie3351 3 роки тому +16

    Homeless Pimp is one of the greatest producers of all time. We must protect him.

  • @Diegomo777
    @Diegomo777 3 роки тому +26

    VINNY NEEDS A MIC!!! GET HER A BLUETOOTH HEADSET OR SOMETHING

    • @TimothyMcVay
      @TimothyMcVay 2 роки тому

      No one wants to hear from some broad

  • @nicksurfs1
    @nicksurfs1 3 роки тому +8

    Titi Jerry looks so hot in that merch commercial JFC! I was not prepared for that.

  • @LoloFbabyy
    @LoloFbabyy 3 роки тому +2

    The amount of “legitimately/literally” that get thrown out …I’m bout to make this a drinking game this weekend. A shot for every time Chris says it

  • @roddydonn2328
    @roddydonn2328 3 роки тому +2

    ~ Chrissy Conspiracies ~ should be a CBS headlining show.

  • @elijahrobertscinema6351
    @elijahrobertscinema6351 3 роки тому +6

    I'm so happy this community of comedians is thriving these days! I appreciate the content buddy keep fighting the good fight!

  • @wateronfeathers
    @wateronfeathers 3 роки тому +1

    You listen to me right now Christopher, you better STOP beating yourself up about your fat! You are Chrissy Content right now, you’re working your ASS off! You have a brand new baby, a family, a woman, you’re buying a house, you’re traveling all over, making money, just hustling bro! Do not tear yourself down, when the time comes for you to focus on your health and fitness I know you’re gonna go all in! And we’ll be here for it! You got this dude, don’t be so hard on yourself! Love you babe ❤️

  • @MJ311
    @MJ311 3 роки тому +4

    LOL..Chrissy has the best ad reads! Always has me rolling! 😂

  • @holdonasecondamigo599
    @holdonasecondamigo599 3 роки тому +4

    Hold on, wait...Pimp has never done mushrooms!? Lol what!? Looking like that, with the indoor sunglasses & cord pants hahaha and no mushrooms???? Hmmm

  • @thespacemelody
    @thespacemelody 3 роки тому +10

    Chrissy’s playlist is so relatable. 🔥

  • @ab-jf2re
    @ab-jf2re 3 роки тому +17

    Wait so you lied to Bobby about when you got vaccinated 😂🤣

  • @Cannashordie
    @Cannashordie 2 роки тому

    This man is everything. CHRISSY

  • @nickpanacci3055
    @nickpanacci3055 3 роки тому +5

    I was getting impatient waiting for Chrissy to start bringing to chaos on Flagrant 2. Swapped over as soon as I got the notification. Like a gift from God. P.T.L brother.

  • @amandamarie740
    @amandamarie740 3 роки тому +12

    Just signed up for the Patreon! Wanted to see some Chrissy and Eddie lol

  • @hypnosis4207
    @hypnosis4207 3 роки тому +2

    Lol the merch commercial is great, OMG Chrissy Cupcakes.... Lol

  • @conspiracycenter7427
    @conspiracycenter7427 3 місяці тому

    Chris you are one of the top 5 comics of my generation thank you for your service. Im so sad today

  • @mindfu11dr0n3
    @mindfu11dr0n3 3 роки тому +2

    Fat shirt crew!!!!!! That button shirt skit from I think you should leave was spot fucking on. I'm fat.... I feel ya

  • @Bateman61405
    @Bateman61405 Рік тому

    On a Chrissy d binge
    I love the intro with Titi Jerry with the money 🤣😂

  • @junglistachicago315
    @junglistachicago315 3 роки тому +8

    Hey Chris! Shout out Homeless Pimp! Why did Genesee Theater in Illinois just refund me for a cancelled show near Chicago, IL on September 24th? No worries, I just hope you’re okay!

  • @well_as_an_expert_id_say
    @well_as_an_expert_id_say 3 роки тому +10

    Skipped right to the end, you don't control me babe

    • @chrisdcomedy
      @chrisdcomedy  3 роки тому +3

      WOW BABE WOW

    • @georgellass
      @georgellass 3 роки тому

      @@chrisdcomedy that means they missed the 🚀 towards the 🍑

  • @jeremyk5414
    @jeremyk5414 3 роки тому +5

    That was the very first merch ad that I had to watch till the end like a train wreck

  • @arikuh67
    @arikuh67 3 роки тому +1

    I like how you mentioned that it would be chaos if you had a boy, yet Delilah is delightfully chaotic and was eating glue!

  • @sk8knicks
    @sk8knicks 3 роки тому +4

    This was not the episode to listen to on shrooms. My Fitbit thought I was on the treadmill.

  • @puddintaine4556
    @puddintaine4556 3 роки тому +2

    I got a Lululemon ad, babe!

  • @taylororourke2525
    @taylororourke2525 3 роки тому +4

    Never thought another soul would admit to biting their toenails! KNEW I wasn’t the only one! 🤣

    • @briangalloway3684
      @briangalloway3684 3 роки тому

      Guilty on toenails, but for some reason i dont bite my fingernails...

    • @TheDuke4100
      @TheDuke4100 3 роки тому

      Me too. Though I'm struggling to get my feet up to my mouth these days

  • @samrussell9335
    @samrussell9335 3 роки тому +1

    Homeless Pimp and Chrissy Conspiracy need to take down skynet!!!

  • @scottkeith6658
    @scottkeith6658 3 роки тому +5

    The amount of arm pit sweat is astounding

  • @Julia-ch5ip
    @Julia-ch5ip 3 роки тому +2

    Ahhh I hope there’s still merch out by Friday because I have to wait to get paid 🤣 but I can’t wait! Also can’t wait for the Hey Babe merch too 🤩

  • @TRKTKO
    @TRKTKO 3 роки тому +2

    Chrissy tweeting with his toes 😂

  • @marja553
    @marja553 3 роки тому

    Chris jokes about Betterhelp are peak comedy😂😁😂🤣🤣😂

  • @ebmarahdubs
    @ebmarahdubs 2 роки тому

    This podcast and just chris himself is the most entertaining person around. I first seen him on the flagrant podcast for his bitcoin episode but he wasn't fully like this I had to see him with Andrew to really get just how funny he was

  • @michaelmayhem138
    @michaelmayhem138 3 роки тому +3

    I do laundry at a hotel and listen all day baby

  • @YourSweetDevil666
    @YourSweetDevil666 3 роки тому +1

    im so glad that you have a channel! can never get enough of chrissy-anything

  • @KevinMTV
    @KevinMTV 3 роки тому +1

    These robots are super neat but are freaking me out 😂 Thanks Pimp 🤣

  • @hypnosis4207
    @hypnosis4207 3 роки тому +1

    Lol that merch commercial was great!, Omg Chrissy Cupcakes lol #ElonMusk

  • @guitarwizard1989
    @guitarwizard1989 3 роки тому +1

    We wont even be able to hide out in caves from our robot overlords!!!!

  • @fionnburke551
    @fionnburke551 3 роки тому

    Shoutout to the merch song. Cover of one of the greatest songs released in 2018.

  • @MagicalMama23
    @MagicalMama23 3 роки тому +1

    18:00 this is how every conversation with a coke head at 1am goes 😂

  • @thechocablockman
    @thechocablockman 2 роки тому

    The thing I like about Chris is he acts like the comic clowning around but you can tell he's a smart bloke outside of doing his comedy. I'd say you'd have a good chat with him just having a pint.

  • @LoloFbabyy
    @LoloFbabyy 3 роки тому

    Better help ad
    Chris: better help can help you with disposing of the bodies
    🤣🤣😂😂😂 what?!

  • @josef2012
    @josef2012 3 роки тому +27

    MAKE NO MISTAKE,I'M SYNCING TO CHRISSY D'S MOON CYCLE ASAP! 😘

  • @deyannaf4380
    @deyannaf4380 3 роки тому +3

    Merch commerch totally 💯🔥🔥🔥

  • @Xenyph
    @Xenyph 3 роки тому +2

    I have FBA, let's gooo baby

  • @dntgvafuk89
    @dntgvafuk89 3 роки тому +2

    That merch promo 🥵🔥🔥🔥

  • @avilla6788
    @avilla6788 3 роки тому +1

    Chris is soo right about Nutella!

  • @RichYork
    @RichYork 3 роки тому

    I'm definitely a Barback lol

  • @TheNafers
    @TheNafers 3 роки тому +1

    NOT YALL FILMING IN HOBOKEN😂😂😂😂

  • @deadpoolsnutz
    @deadpoolsnutz 3 роки тому +2

    Daaamn what robot video is this? Great fucking episode. 👏

    • @dolseptavoire
      @dolseptavoire 3 роки тому +1

      Lol, they really liked your comment and left you high and dry..!
      “AI robots take off, with Boston Dynamics.” by Digital Engine

  • @jamhorne
    @jamhorne 3 роки тому +3

    It's what DaBaby said after he got put on blast for his comments that got him canceled. It was the worst kind of Chaos

  • @ss-ze7bq
    @ss-ze7bq 3 роки тому

    Dead Ass. He got got me, I had worked at Denny's for like 6 years when I started watching History Hyenas.

  • @cosmictriggergaming4857
    @cosmictriggergaming4857 3 роки тому +9

    40:07 Did Homeless Pimp just say he was 'smacked up'? 😂

  • @Jhc573
    @Jhc573 3 роки тому

    Anyone else utterly obsessed with how funny this guy is?

  • @AugustMeyer
    @AugustMeyer 3 роки тому +2

    Awesome Ghost Town cover in the merch promo

  • @OPAIK
    @OPAIK 3 роки тому

    Shoutout to Venetia, wherever you are

  • @KatalinaRocha
    @KatalinaRocha 3 роки тому

    GLAD YOU GOT THE VACCINE BUT DEAR GOD WHY DID U WAIT FOR SO LONG THATS SO CHAOTIC CJDJDJDJDJDJ

  • @misterg4831
    @misterg4831 3 роки тому +2

    Bay Ridge Dynamics

  • @BS-nt9oc
    @BS-nt9oc 3 роки тому

    This is a north eastern home…WELCOME BACK!…from Kitchener, Ontario, Canada…

  • @chasemartins3359
    @chasemartins3359 3 роки тому +1

    The merch video is gold

  • @Ehnan48
    @Ehnan48 3 роки тому +3

    AFTER A WHILE WHAT DOES IT EVEN MEAN TO FEED US? Pimp got me shook

  • @WaxedThighs69
    @WaxedThighs69 3 роки тому

    Pimp to Chrissy is the Lee to Uncle Joey

  • @markrice1997
    @markrice1997 3 роки тому +4

    Weird. Watching this episode I got alert Cuomo resigned

  • @thomaslizzi
    @thomaslizzi 3 роки тому

    YASSSS It's Chrissy Modernas!!!

  • @JG-jy7pe
    @JG-jy7pe 3 роки тому +1

    the zoom in on chris pondering heroin lmao ya look great babe!

  • @OutlierConcepts
    @OutlierConcepts 3 роки тому

    17:45 - 19:50 was a textbook chaos rollercoaster of thoughts

  • @barobbins4045
    @barobbins4045 3 роки тому

    Just bought an ANXIETY TUESDAY shirt. Going to have it in 3 days!!!

  • @user-eh3jb6qf1y
    @user-eh3jb6qf1y 3 роки тому +1

    Dude I pull my shirt like that all the time

  • @jimmydangelo9445
    @jimmydangelo9445 3 роки тому +2

    THAT SUGAR MIGHTA MADE HER A CAMGIRL LOL

  • @LoloFbabyy
    @LoloFbabyy 3 роки тому

    This baby poop topics are killing me 😂😂

  • @penelopetaylor8701
    @penelopetaylor8701 3 роки тому

    Keep it full chaos!!

  • @OakHogan
    @OakHogan 3 роки тому

    Love you, bro. I'm glad you have a family to live for

  • @simmsFitness
    @simmsFitness 3 роки тому

    Let's be crystal clear pimpy blackface just said Antarcticer 😂😂😂

  • @peterdowner4315
    @peterdowner4315 3 роки тому +1

    The cover at 6 minutes or so if anyone else is wondering: Freeee (Ghost Town Part 2) - Scruffy Bear ft Ryan Robb (Kanye West Cover)

  • @00Indeedibly00
    @00Indeedibly00 3 роки тому

    So they're just teaching robots our anatomy 😂😬 What can kill and save us

  • @SmilyFountain
    @SmilyFountain 3 роки тому

    The honesty scares me sometimes 😂😂😂

  • @Soul_FG
    @Soul_FG 3 роки тому +1

    Chrissy lookin more like tim dillion every episode!!!

  • @AKDCM
    @AKDCM 3 роки тому

    I have a smart wool shirt I fucking love, but it molds so perfectly to my rolls. Fitted

  • @stevelafave560
    @stevelafave560 3 роки тому +1

    I'm saving heroin for my 80s. Jk that shit took over my 20s🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @gizmo7019
    @gizmo7019 3 роки тому

    Next pod we want blood pressure levels and we should monitor them every week babe. I’m on blood pressure meds I don’t eat my toe nails but I’m gay and I’m gaining weight CHRISSYYYYYYYYY

  • @taylorb7393
    @taylorb7393 3 роки тому

    Love the podcast, look forward to it every week!

  • @ven0mpunk
    @ven0mpunk 3 роки тому

    "oooh DOCKING"

  • @ryanbotelho9605
    @ryanbotelho9605 3 роки тому

    Just copped the jersey 💖

  • @Fabian080690
    @Fabian080690 3 роки тому +1

    Pimpy snickers like a Special Olympics child

  • @neighbourhoodwatch
    @neighbourhoodwatch 3 роки тому

    Lol go to Australia... hahahaha. we not letting people in or out... were locked up in our own country . I can't wait to escape by boat to Texas

  • @francescopennisi2741
    @francescopennisi2741 3 роки тому +1

    I love you and pimpy bro lmao

  • @JoshSDshot
    @JoshSDshot 3 роки тому

    I've been watching bbw just for you babe! And it's good babe haha.

  • @mybbyrocky1
    @mybbyrocky1 3 роки тому

    😂 love this best way to start my Tuesday

  • @TheOlympian22
    @TheOlympian22 3 роки тому

    Cuomo needs to get on that Marion Barry level. Should give him a call to find out how to be back in government and FOG.

  • @TylerShe1ton
    @TylerShe1ton 3 роки тому

    The gun is already on there, Chrissy.
    They just show us all this stuff so we don't freak out when they deploy the ones with the guns they have in the garage.

  • @FrankieIpp
    @FrankieIpp 3 роки тому +1

    If you get a studio it needs to look like a living room. Chrissy Couches