Enjoy the END | Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos | EP 28
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- Опубліковано 15 вер 2024
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WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!
This episode Chrissy Chaos is back on the CHAOS COUCH in Brooklyn! The new baby tries sugar for the first time. How to curb your phone addiction. Shout out North Korea. Kanye locked himself in a stadium to finish his new album Donda. Chris finally admits he'll never be jacked. We get to the bottom of what's going on with Andrew Cuomo. Shout out the movie waiting. Robots are the future. They are gonna replace us in every way. Robots will be able to go inside humans and find cancer and other issues before they develop. Are we living in a time where someone will live forever? Robots will eventually take over podcasts and all entertainment. ENJOY THE END! The robots will win and we stink anyway LETS GO! Does it matter if humans are happy? Elon Musk talks about robots and a future age of abundance that will lead to all of humanity having an identity crisis. Is Chris' new baby a robot?! We answer some fan questions! Da Baby being cancelled is so weird. SO SICK OF CANCEL CULTURE. Go check out the new merch babes!!!
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Does the merch come with a free Kloni
U know I already did 💙
Petition for an Anxiety Tuesday crewneck next time ...
Come to Pensacola, Florida you piece of crap
Hey no one cares
Across all of NoPresh, Pimp has transitioned from a mute, to a background laughter, to someone who interacts. Keep it up and they may show your face!
I mean every "comment" from Chris D or No Presh is so obviously the Homeless Pimp so yeah he's put in the work
It’s what it is babe!!! 🍻😂🤪
@@chaoswalking8498 exactly!
@@chrisdcomedy we love all of you babes
If this podcast isn’t in the middle of your living room, I’m not watching. THATS A THREAT. 💕
Dude I just binge watch your life. You’re more than a character bro. You’re definitely that guy pal, I bought a shirt you ff
And give me a fucking yanni update bro. When’s he gunna be on the pod. I’ve been waiting for a year😭
This makes me uncomfortable
@@natethompson823 cause you’re a f?
@@drakeholliday5671 he’s a vagut
Is ff -> forreal forreal??? Forsg thing that popped in my head lmao i used to live in long island
As I’m watching this I got a notification that Cuomo resigned. Chrissy fortunes babe!
Chrissy Cancels Coumo babes
Same
Seeing Chrissy feel so self-conscious makes me sad :(
The Christians love you just the way you are. A leading man face and a best friend bod is the dream combo.
Chins up babe xo
I never want this podcast to be in an actual podcasting studio lmao
*Ok Pimp your laugh has officially grew on me 😂*
Holy fuck, "the hit of sugar may make her a cam girl" had me losing it
"That hit of sugar couldve made her a cam girl" bruuuhhhhh lmao
ITS FACTS BABE
This is my favorite kind of way to enjoy Chrissy. Just going ham on a Mike processing thoughts and current events and history and CHAOS
Homeless Pimp is one of the greatest producers of all time. We must protect him.
Love ya babe!!!
Pimp is fire
VINNY NEEDS A MIC!!! GET HER A BLUETOOTH HEADSET OR SOMETHING
No one wants to hear from some broad
Titi Jerry looks so hot in that merch commercial JFC! I was not prepared for that.
The amount of “legitimately/literally” that get thrown out …I’m bout to make this a drinking game this weekend. A shot for every time Chris says it
~ Chrissy Conspiracies ~ should be a CBS headlining show.
I'm so happy this community of comedians is thriving these days! I appreciate the content buddy keep fighting the good fight!
You listen to me right now Christopher, you better STOP beating yourself up about your fat! You are Chrissy Content right now, you’re working your ASS off! You have a brand new baby, a family, a woman, you’re buying a house, you’re traveling all over, making money, just hustling bro! Do not tear yourself down, when the time comes for you to focus on your health and fitness I know you’re gonna go all in! And we’ll be here for it! You got this dude, don’t be so hard on yourself! Love you babe ❤️
LOL..Chrissy has the best ad reads! Always has me rolling! 😂
Hold on, wait...Pimp has never done mushrooms!? Lol what!? Looking like that, with the indoor sunglasses & cord pants hahaha and no mushrooms???? Hmmm
Chrissy’s playlist is so relatable. 🔥
Wait so you lied to Bobby about when you got vaccinated 😂🤣
NO YOU DID 😈
CHAOS!!
This man is everything. CHRISSY
I was getting impatient waiting for Chrissy to start bringing to chaos on Flagrant 2. Swapped over as soon as I got the notification. Like a gift from God. P.T.L brother.
Just signed up for the Patreon! Wanted to see some Chrissy and Eddie lol
Lol the merch commercial is great, OMG Chrissy Cupcakes.... Lol
Chris you are one of the top 5 comics of my generation thank you for your service. Im so sad today
Fat shirt crew!!!!!! That button shirt skit from I think you should leave was spot fucking on. I'm fat.... I feel ya
On a Chrissy d binge
I love the intro with Titi Jerry with the money 🤣😂
Hey Chris! Shout out Homeless Pimp! Why did Genesee Theater in Illinois just refund me for a cancelled show near Chicago, IL on September 24th? No worries, I just hope you’re okay!
Skipped right to the end, you don't control me babe
WOW BABE WOW
@@chrisdcomedy that means they missed the 🚀 towards the 🍑
That was the very first merch ad that I had to watch till the end like a train wreck
I like how you mentioned that it would be chaos if you had a boy, yet Delilah is delightfully chaotic and was eating glue!
This was not the episode to listen to on shrooms. My Fitbit thought I was on the treadmill.
I got a Lululemon ad, babe!
Never thought another soul would admit to biting their toenails! KNEW I wasn’t the only one! 🤣
Guilty on toenails, but for some reason i dont bite my fingernails...
Me too. Though I'm struggling to get my feet up to my mouth these days
Homeless Pimp and Chrissy Conspiracy need to take down skynet!!!
yasssss gurl!!!
The amount of arm pit sweat is astounding
Ahhh I hope there’s still merch out by Friday because I have to wait to get paid 🤣 but I can’t wait! Also can’t wait for the Hey Babe merch too 🤩
Chrissy tweeting with his toes 😂
Chris jokes about Betterhelp are peak comedy😂😁😂🤣🤣😂
This podcast and just chris himself is the most entertaining person around. I first seen him on the flagrant podcast for his bitcoin episode but he wasn't fully like this I had to see him with Andrew to really get just how funny he was
I do laundry at a hotel and listen all day baby
im so glad that you have a channel! can never get enough of chrissy-anything
These robots are super neat but are freaking me out 😂 Thanks Pimp 🤣
Lol that merch commercial was great!, Omg Chrissy Cupcakes lol #ElonMusk
We wont even be able to hide out in caves from our robot overlords!!!!
Shoutout to the merch song. Cover of one of the greatest songs released in 2018.
18:00 this is how every conversation with a coke head at 1am goes 😂
The thing I like about Chris is he acts like the comic clowning around but you can tell he's a smart bloke outside of doing his comedy. I'd say you'd have a good chat with him just having a pint.
Better help ad
Chris: better help can help you with disposing of the bodies
🤣🤣😂😂😂 what?!
MAKE NO MISTAKE,I'M SYNCING TO CHRISSY D'S MOON CYCLE ASAP! 😘
Merch commerch totally 💯🔥🔥🔥
I have FBA, let's gooo baby
That merch promo 🥵🔥🔥🔥
Chris is soo right about Nutella!
I'm definitely a Barback lol
NOT YALL FILMING IN HOBOKEN😂😂😂😂
Daaamn what robot video is this? Great fucking episode. 👏
Lol, they really liked your comment and left you high and dry..!
“AI robots take off, with Boston Dynamics.” by Digital Engine
It's what DaBaby said after he got put on blast for his comments that got him canceled. It was the worst kind of Chaos
Dead Ass. He got got me, I had worked at Denny's for like 6 years when I started watching History Hyenas.
40:07 Did Homeless Pimp just say he was 'smacked up'? 😂
I WAS SMACKED BABE!
just some casual heroin use O-o
Anyone else utterly obsessed with how funny this guy is?
Awesome Ghost Town cover in the merch promo
Shoutout to Venetia, wherever you are
SHOUT OUT THE QUEEN!!!
GLAD YOU GOT THE VACCINE BUT DEAR GOD WHY DID U WAIT FOR SO LONG THATS SO CHAOTIC CJDJDJDJDJDJ
Bay Ridge Dynamics
LMAOOOO
This is a north eastern home…WELCOME BACK!…from Kitchener, Ontario, Canada…
The merch video is gold
AFTER A WHILE WHAT DOES IT EVEN MEAN TO FEED US? Pimp got me shook
Pimp to Chrissy is the Lee to Uncle Joey
Weird. Watching this episode I got alert Cuomo resigned
YASSSS It's Chrissy Modernas!!!
the zoom in on chris pondering heroin lmao ya look great babe!
17:45 - 19:50 was a textbook chaos rollercoaster of thoughts
Just bought an ANXIETY TUESDAY shirt. Going to have it in 3 days!!!
Dude I pull my shirt like that all the time
THAT SUGAR MIGHTA MADE HER A CAMGIRL LOL
This baby poop topics are killing me 😂😂
Keep it full chaos!!
Love you, bro. I'm glad you have a family to live for
Let's be crystal clear pimpy blackface just said Antarcticer 😂😂😂
The cover at 6 minutes or so if anyone else is wondering: Freeee (Ghost Town Part 2) - Scruffy Bear ft Ryan Robb (Kanye West Cover)
So they're just teaching robots our anatomy 😂😬 What can kill and save us
The honesty scares me sometimes 😂😂😂
Chrissy lookin more like tim dillion every episode!!!
I have a smart wool shirt I fucking love, but it molds so perfectly to my rolls. Fitted
I'm saving heroin for my 80s. Jk that shit took over my 20s🤣🤣🤣🤣
Next pod we want blood pressure levels and we should monitor them every week babe. I’m on blood pressure meds I don’t eat my toe nails but I’m gay and I’m gaining weight CHRISSYYYYYYYYY
Love the podcast, look forward to it every week!
"oooh DOCKING"
Just copped the jersey 💖
Pimpy snickers like a Special Olympics child
IM GONNA APPLY HIM
Lol go to Australia... hahahaha. we not letting people in or out... were locked up in our own country . I can't wait to escape by boat to Texas
I love you and pimpy bro lmao
Love ya babe!!!
I've been watching bbw just for you babe! And it's good babe haha.
😂 love this best way to start my Tuesday
Cuomo needs to get on that Marion Barry level. Should give him a call to find out how to be back in government and FOG.
The gun is already on there, Chrissy.
They just show us all this stuff so we don't freak out when they deploy the ones with the guns they have in the garage.
If you get a studio it needs to look like a living room. Chrissy Couches