@@JRusski NO SHIT DAWG people with similar genetics have things in common (because of genetics). So therefore, the Duck and Birdie sound similar (you can also tell by the Ducks quick moving feel and Birdies voice having a more idgaf tone)
@@JRusski No, they're actually brothers. Birdy's voice is a little different; you can tell by the more mellow quality that it's him. But yeah, they sound ridiculously similar 😂
I thought the Last'v'us girl looked alright, but I'm fully with you on everything else. I try to take it easy on ugly people so that, in the likely event I one day become a burn victim or need to get my jaw wired shut, it won't feel like karma. As for public executions, listen to George Carlin for inspiration! He gets really creative, like a row of catapults flinging people one-after-another into a brick wall. People would PAY to see a show like that... I bet Twitch would even change it's rules in order to stream it!
Do you mean this golden ratio thing? That's not really accurate considering that most ethnicities don't really fit that mask at all (ofc nearly no one fits it precisely anyway). By that logic, people of those ethnicities would find each other ugly as f**k, which is not really accurate typically. Also, some cultures use(d) in western opinion freakishly looking body modifications, and they still find/found each other attractive.
@@0ffendingeverybodyI mean for me what’s the point of watching someone’s entire self made empire burn down probably just the example u used bieng bad since I feel sad watching a self built and inspired legend lose his family go through sever mental issues be forced on pills all while the people around him let him spiral since we’ve all had that one event that clouded our judgement and made us do horrible things and that’s without lights cameras forced medication on a mutlti billionaire dollar empire to manage and watching another get with ur wife while everyone sided with her paints u to be the villian and u lose custody of ur kids 💀
#5 The reason public executions isn't a thing is because punishment is about enforcing justice, not revenge. That's why if a person punches you the punishment given by court isn't that you get to punch him back, but jail time, community service and a fine
@@connor4961 not if you are used to the prison system. alot of these dudes take it as a vacation. some have been in it for so long they cant function properly. only people scared of prison are people who havent been to prison before and pedophiles/child abusers. one thinks everyone is gonna rape him and the other is gonna end up choking to death on his severed dick and balls.
I always belive that acting out your bad thoughts, and more importantly, ENJOYING IT, makes you a terrible person. thankfully, a majority of people have that BONK dog hitting away the impulses from reaching our self restraint :)
Not gonna lie, I’ve frequently imagined myself with Magneto powers while driving, except I would crush the car first, which then leads me to ponder what would the driver’s corpse look like.
My evil thought i always have is when i make eye contact and I'm talking with that person and i can't say anything back in my head I'm just jumping at them and beating them up 😂
Thank you soooooooo much for agreeing with my opinion with The Last Of Us!! She looks NOTHING LIKE THE GAME and it’s making it so damn hard to enjoy 😢😢
3:14 whatever this noises with the execution stuff, it sounds like a herd of penguins trying to speak English through a ring modulator, and some other technological things that make it sound like a human voice. What even is that noise? 😂
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I burnt my eyes looking at it
no
can you make a part 2 for this video?
5555@@tinpotmst
Man this guy probably says n-
Special thanks to @The Duck for doing his best dying impression
Fr
he needs an award
bro cost his life for the sake of this video. fr
the dying impression made me laugh
@@TGSerratopia I had to as well
Thanks for having me on to do my 10/10 Oscar award winning dying impression 🤣🤣🤣
I thought you die well
ghost of the duck is here
Question, are you and Birdie the same person? I know you guys say your brothers, but you sound the same
@@JRusski NO SHIT DAWG
people with similar genetics have things in common (because of genetics). So therefore, the Duck and Birdie sound similar (you can also tell by the Ducks quick moving feel and Birdies voice having a more idgaf tone)
@@JRusski No, they're actually brothers. Birdy's voice is a little different; you can tell by the more mellow quality that it's him. But yeah, they sound ridiculously similar 😂
@@_RGR_drawing style isn't in genetics.
"We should bring back public exacution" Had me dying🤣
ikr! "a public event people would actually attend"
It would be definitely entertaining 😂
First I think you should be able to vote how they die
If we still actually had it, people would be less inclined to act the way the way do…….
@@mandymann2513crucifixion should be allowed
"Deaf kids will never hear you coming" just has way too much meaning 😂.
There was no o in that sentence
...but they will feel it. Lol
somtimes i want to shine my keys in front of homeless people
Thats a good one Giachomo
Absolutely evil. Nice
💀
“This ain’t Wendy’s, get the baked potato off my screen”💀
Thats my favorite joke in this Hailzy
@@0ffendingeverybody same bro😂
@0ffendingeverybody why do you hate her face so much why not Celine Dion or something😂
I thought the Last'v'us girl looked alright, but I'm fully with you on everything else. I try to take it easy on ugly people so that, in the likely event I one day become a burn victim or need to get my jaw wired shut, it won't feel like karma.
As for public executions, listen to George Carlin for inspiration! He gets really creative, like a row of catapults flinging people one-after-another into a brick wall. People would PAY to see a show like that... I bet Twitch would even change it's rules in order to stream it!
George Carlin is the absolute man. Way ahead of his time
0:31 this is actually wild
Thwt girl no look good
Is the desire to purge evil from this planet... evil?
At most, it's an evil we'd need.
I agree
God purged an entire town cause it was full of pedos, so it can't be all that evil.
Light Yagami has entered the chat.
I laugh (internally) when annoying kids get hurt and cry
0:09 Beauty is only 10% subjective, 90% is mathematicaly objective lol
Exactly lol man. Also love your logo
Bars
Do you mean this golden ratio thing? That's not really accurate considering that most ethnicities don't really fit that mask at all (ofc nearly no one fits it precisely anyway). By that logic, people of those ethnicities would find each other ugly as f**k, which is not really accurate typically. Also, some cultures use(d) in western opinion freakishly looking body modifications, and they still find/found each other attractive.
I would become the type of person I would kill if I acted out my evil thoughts.
Lots of us would be hypocrites if we acted on our thoughts Sixkicks
That Kris joke did not age well 💀
Fr
Neither did his victims
@@killergames9256😂😂😂😂😂😮
@@killergames9256 ayooo
@@killergames9256💀💀💀
2:28 speedrun his way to Hell. Haha
bro i love you, i mean you are literally saving us from the cringeness of this generation
Everyones too afraid to make a joke now in days Terry. Glad you have a good sense of humor. Got more bangers coming soon
@@0ffendingeverybody you would defintly not say that if you saw what stuf i say on roblox
@@0ffendingeverybodybro please keep posting more. I can’t get enough of this 😂
Unfortunately, nothing can save us. But at least it's funny now.
The fact you typed "Cringeness" unironically hurts.
The collab nobody needed but i wanted🎉🎉
Yes I got recommended the duck guys vids by UA-cam corporation but I never thought he’d venture out into the world n offend everybody
Exactly Goose
0:57 aged like fine wine
just because it mentioned someone who is a bad person doesn’t mean he predicted them being a pedo😭😭
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IT LITERALLY DINDT
@@theremmahguyhe means the trans thing?…
honestly when driving running over old people is a thought that crosses my head a lot
3:14 he sounds like a pop tart
Nahh 💀
well true tho!
Sounds like a poptart trying to speak english
You know when you grab a knife to cut something and there's someone else in the room and you think "what if i stabbed them?"
Bruh that Mr beast joke was savage 😅
He had it coming
#3 isn’t evil, it’s justified.
So true Jade
@@0ffendingeverybodyI mean for me what’s the point of watching someone’s entire self made empire burn down probably just the example u used bieng bad since I feel sad watching a self built and inspired legend lose his family go through sever mental issues be forced on pills all while the people around him let him spiral since we’ve all had that one event that clouded our judgement and made us do horrible things and that’s without lights cameras forced medication on a mutlti billionaire dollar empire to manage and watching another get with ur wife while everyone sided with her paints u to be the villian and u lose custody of ur kids 💀
0:20 i did NOT have to see that bro
Intrusive thoughts: Drop the baby 🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
3:19 you should've changed the two foreground doods' face expressions into Poggers
Evil thoughts are basically eye for an eye, plus more suffering.
One thing you missed is throwing rocks covered in snow at people
3:13
that fucking choking impression was pure gold
I spent a lot of takes on that one
1:45 I love this clip
2:58 nah man, they gonna stream this sh*t and put ads on it.
This suicide is sponsored by raid shadow legends.
@@neogivxapwntcpaaand nord vpn
Roundhouse kicking an old person. Mostly the ones who are weak and frail not the bigger ones (more of a chance they survive)
....Nice
For me it’s the opposite roundhouse kicking a baby
Roadhouse!
Well, apparently, that PopTart is the only one immune to the fungal zombie plague.
bro more vids, i watched all ur vids in an hour keep it up there good asf
Appreciate it raging coke user. Got more bangers coming soon
3:14 it is less likely to be the suffocation that's killing them, but more the severe trauma to the upper cervical spine :)
I have some evil thoughs.
1:47 damn, I think this shit is so funny
2:07 can I milly rock?
"He's Milly rocking and blind firing a mini gun"
TheRussianBadger
0:34 bro that got me 😂
He says he is against the death penalty but then says they should bring back public executions 😂😂 this guy is amazing. I love all his videos
3:15 THE SOUND EFFECTS🤣
3:24
Fun fact after being hung blood pools making the corpse get hard
So it can be ridden one last time
New banger from my boy greetings from Costa Rica, I'm sure you don't know where that is lol
Thats in Russia right?
@@0ffendingeverybody Center America hahaha 🤣 you should visit here
Rich people suffering consequences of their actions? Why I TOO love happy endings!
Bro WTF I find these videos Offensive yet very Funny🤣🤣🤣
Glad you enjoyed Prime. Got more bangers coming soon
2:22 💀💀💀
i love the part where he goes "UUUEEUEUEUEUUEEEUEUUEEUEEEAAAUUE...AA.A.AAA.AAA", iconic
my evil thought is to kill everyone maybe thats a thought that i just have and no one else has. great video btw
I get that one all the time Mp5
@@0ffendingeverybody glad im not the only one thanks
"just like bella the comment section"killed me😂😂😂
i love your humour but sometimes i hope you’re kidding
😂 you know those deaf kids never heard him coming
The Wendy’s joke made my draw drop down to Antarctica
The look of concentration during the execution 🤣🤣🤣
"What would you do if school froze for 30 minutes" is a thought too 😂
GODDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM
THIS
IS
JUST
CRAZY!
Love your vids
The last of us part got me dying 🤣
Just found my new favorite youtuber
Appreciate the support Nayrex. Got more bangers coming soon
@@0ffendingeverybodylooking forward to them
I would attend #5. And YES... magneto powers on thr highways
How do you not attend #5 Jordan
@@0ffendingeverybody damn autocorrect lol. I would definitely attempt* #5
"and turn their wheel into a finger"
-OffendingEverybody
You know it Chorusy
@@0ffendingeverybody Yes. I Do 🤣
Public Executions: It'll bring ppl together💙😂😂
"Choking sound" 😂😂😂
I love these videos, hilarious, twisted offensive and rather true. What’s not to like? So glad O found this channel
Ruin family dinner by throwing the mashed potatoes at your grandfather while proceeding to pump that turkey
#5 The reason public executions isn't a thing is because punishment is about enforcing justice, not revenge.
That's why if a person punches you the punishment given by court isn't that you get to punch him back, but jail time, community service and a fine
Justice is getting revenge
Honestly jail time community service and a fine are worse than getting punched back.
200 deaf kids is wild though
@@connor4961 not if you are used to the prison system. alot of these dudes take it as a vacation. some have been in it for so long they cant function properly. only people scared of prison are people who havent been to prison before and pedophiles/child abusers. one thinks everyone is gonna rape him and the other is gonna end up choking to death on his severed dick and balls.
nah the girl in the back round crying when the other two are talking about the kids made me chuckle
its a good day when OE uploads
Its a great day when Mike Wheeler comments
Holy shit dude the last one was crazy 😢😂😂
Man, you really needs to watch Chronicle for that car-sliding scene 😂
this channel gives me serotonin
Appreciate the support Angellica. Got more bangers coming soon
“It’s like he’s trying to Speedrun his way to hell”
The girl scout on a railroad track felt personal
I honestly have never had a problem with looking at "ugly" people. My attraction gauge is totally divorced from my disgust gauge.
“I didnt hear a No” 💀💀💀
I always belive that acting out your bad thoughts, and more importantly, ENJOYING IT, makes you a terrible person.
thankfully, a majority of people have that BONK dog hitting away the impulses from reaching our self restraint :)
Nahh....If I was your brother, I'd enjoy you enjoying carrying out evil ideas towards me!
Pay per view gladiator events could cure our national debt crisis.
200 deaf children is CRAZY ☠️💀
0:32 😂😂😂
The crying women in the background got me dead 💀
I noticed that my evil, intrusive thoughts look like your animations
Lol me trying to act like I haven’t had these thoughts
We've all been there Issac
2:11
2:40
I definitely agree with you on this
Bro isn’t going to heaven💀💀💀💀💀
this aged so well
Being able to stop time. Thats one evil tought that everyone has at least 1 time in their life
I was pretty happy during lockdown, I had the whole park to myself, I fed some pigeons.🤣
Not gonna lie, I’ve frequently imagined myself with Magneto powers while driving, except I would crush the car first, which then leads me to ponder what would the driver’s corpse look like.
“Should I punch it” is one you forgot
I agree with the public execution thing
I know right Astolfo
One thing to unite people
My evil thought i always have is when i make eye contact and I'm talking with that person and i can't say anything back in my head I'm just jumping at them and beating them up 😂
it's not evil thought (kinda) they're intrusive thoughts. and sometimes, you gotta let them win.💀
We should bring back gladiatorial battles between convicted convicts, it would be SO entertaining
not only rich people
have you heard of the term "schadenfreude"
I haven't. What does that mean?
@@Andre_02 That sounds like most of my thoughts
that magneto power would let you just fly over traffic
Thank you soooooooo much for agreeing with my opinion with The Last Of Us!! She looks NOTHING LIKE THE GAME and it’s making it so damn hard to enjoy 😢😢
3:14 whatever this noises with the execution stuff, it sounds like a herd of penguins trying to speak English through a ring modulator, and some other technological things that make it sound like a human voice. What even is that noise? 😂
he forgot the sexual thoughts, there better be a part 2!
Sex isn't evil
@@iamblight707it is when it’s rapey.
😂 whoever doesn’t laugh tonight💀
the deaf joke its wild bro
You forgot one when your in a car and you get the thought to open the door and jump out
Or the thought to put windex in prime and see if the kids love the taste
your the best keep up the good work
Appreciate it No Name. Got more bangers coming soon
(Having a casual catch up conversation)
"Oh wait, it's about to start"
Both of them:🗿
"So anyway, great scene here"