Evil Thoughts We All Have (Ft. @The Duck)

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  • Опубліковано 15 гру 2024

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  • @0ffendingeverybody
    @0ffendingeverybody  Рік тому +236

    Watch My Too Hot For UA-cam Vids: patreon.com/OffendingEverybody

  • @0ffendingeverybody
    @0ffendingeverybody  Рік тому +781

    Special thanks to @The Duck for doing his best dying impression

    • @Lo1eee
      @Lo1eee Рік тому +8

      Fr

    • @ItsOrel
      @ItsOrel Рік тому +8

      he needs an award

    • @tysonpham2153
      @tysonpham2153 10 місяців тому +6

      bro cost his life for the sake of this video. fr

    • @TGSerratopia
      @TGSerratopia 5 місяців тому +1

      the dying impression made me laugh

    • @DC_DC_DC_DC
      @DC_DC_DC_DC Місяць тому

      ​@@TGSerratopia I had to as well

  • @itstheduck
    @itstheduck Рік тому +2567

    Thanks for having me on to do my 10/10 Oscar award winning dying impression 🤣🤣🤣

    • @skylar217
      @skylar217 Рік тому +72

      I thought you die well
      ghost of the duck is here

    • @JRusski
      @JRusski Рік тому +23

      Question, are you and Birdie the same person? I know you guys say your brothers, but you sound the same

    • @_RGR_
      @_RGR_ Рік тому +29

      @@JRusski NO SHIT DAWG
      people with similar genetics have things in common (because of genetics). So therefore, the Duck and Birdie sound similar (you can also tell by the Ducks quick moving feel and Birdies voice having a more idgaf tone)

    • @ethanloch3802
      @ethanloch3802 Рік тому +13

      @@JRusski No, they're actually brothers. Birdy's voice is a little different; you can tell by the more mellow quality that it's him. But yeah, they sound ridiculously similar 😂

    • @justampeg4file
      @justampeg4file Рік тому +6

      ​@@_RGR_drawing style isn't in genetics.

  • @Potato_Chip11
    @Potato_Chip11 Рік тому +513

    "We should bring back public exacution" Had me dying🤣

    • @ETXAlienRobot201
      @ETXAlienRobot201 11 місяців тому +18

      ikr! "a public event people would actually attend"

    • @boko1564
      @boko1564 10 місяців тому +6

      It would be definitely entertaining 😂

    • @mandymann2513
      @mandymann2513 10 місяців тому +6

      First I think you should be able to vote how they die

    • @nickd3157
      @nickd3157 10 місяців тому +5

      If we still actually had it, people would be less inclined to act the way the way do…….

    • @stevenjames3894
      @stevenjames3894 9 місяців тому

      ​@@mandymann2513crucifixion should be allowed

  • @Tumbleweedpassingby
    @Tumbleweedpassingby 9 місяців тому +127

    "Deaf kids will never hear you coming" just has way too much meaning 😂.

  • @GiachomoStaiti
    @GiachomoStaiti Рік тому +396

    somtimes i want to shine my keys in front of homeless people

  • @hailzyproductions
    @hailzyproductions Рік тому +300

    “This ain’t Wendy’s, get the baked potato off my screen”💀

    • @0ffendingeverybody
      @0ffendingeverybody  Рік тому +44

      Thats my favorite joke in this Hailzy

    • @hailzyproductions
      @hailzyproductions Рік тому +6

      @@0ffendingeverybody same bro😂

    • @jessekingsbury5002
      @jessekingsbury5002 3 місяці тому +1

      ​@0ffendingeverybody why do you hate her face so much why not Celine Dion or something😂

  • @Disgruntled_Dave
    @Disgruntled_Dave Рік тому +491

    I thought the Last'v'us girl looked alright, but I'm fully with you on everything else. I try to take it easy on ugly people so that, in the likely event I one day become a burn victim or need to get my jaw wired shut, it won't feel like karma.
    As for public executions, listen to George Carlin for inspiration! He gets really creative, like a row of catapults flinging people one-after-another into a brick wall. People would PAY to see a show like that... I bet Twitch would even change it's rules in order to stream it!

  • @__-tp4tm
    @__-tp4tm Рік тому +95

    Is the desire to purge evil from this planet... evil?
    At most, it's an evil we'd need.

    • @derpyhooves4287
      @derpyhooves4287 Рік тому +2

      I agree

    • @GhostfaceRocks
      @GhostfaceRocks 11 місяців тому

      God purged an entire town cause it was full of pedos, so it can't be all that evil.

    • @archangel3591
      @archangel3591 6 місяців тому +4

      Light Yagami has entered the chat.

  • @derpyhooves4287
    @derpyhooves4287 Рік тому +36

    I laugh (internally) when annoying kids get hurt and cry

  • @LOL_MANN
    @LOL_MANN Рік тому +108

    0:09 Beauty is only 10% subjective, 90% is mathematicaly objective lol

    • @0ffendingeverybody
      @0ffendingeverybody  Рік тому +29

      Exactly lol man. Also love your logo

    • @Stack-12
      @Stack-12 6 місяців тому +4

      Bars

    • @solar0wind
      @solar0wind 4 місяці тому

      Do you mean this golden ratio thing? That's not really accurate considering that most ethnicities don't really fit that mask at all (ofc nearly no one fits it precisely anyway). By that logic, people of those ethnicities would find each other ugly as f**k, which is not really accurate typically. Also, some cultures use(d) in western opinion freakishly looking body modifications, and they still find/found each other attractive.

  • @sixkicksfightertricks949
    @sixkicksfightertricks949 Рік тому +231

    I would become the type of person I would kill if I acted out my evil thoughts.

    • @0ffendingeverybody
      @0ffendingeverybody  Рік тому +57

      Lots of us would be hypocrites if we acted on our thoughts Sixkicks

  • @sawkillasaur
    @sawkillasaur 4 місяці тому +82

    That Kris joke did not age well 💀

  • @FunkyMunkey00_
    @FunkyMunkey00_ Рік тому +31

    2:28 speedrun his way to Hell. Haha

  • @terrysurf4256
    @terrysurf4256 Рік тому +260

    bro i love you, i mean you are literally saving us from the cringeness of this generation

    • @0ffendingeverybody
      @0ffendingeverybody  Рік тому +70

      Everyones too afraid to make a joke now in days Terry. Glad you have a good sense of humor. Got more bangers coming soon

    • @nito8066
      @nito8066 Рік тому

      @@0ffendingeverybody you would defintly not say that if you saw what stuf i say on roblox

    • @gorilla_cuck_enjoyer4936
      @gorilla_cuck_enjoyer4936 Рік тому +3

      @@0ffendingeverybodybro please keep posting more. I can’t get enough of this 😂

    • @iamblight707
      @iamblight707 Рік тому

      Unfortunately, nothing can save us. But at least it's funny now.

    • @Xerou
      @Xerou Рік тому +3

      The fact you typed "Cringeness" unironically hurts.

  • @goose1291
    @goose1291 Рік тому +64

    The collab nobody needed but i wanted🎉🎉

    • @alfiescott4752
      @alfiescott4752 Рік тому +2

      Yes I got recommended the duck guys vids by UA-cam corporation but I never thought he’d venture out into the world n offend everybody

    • @0ffendingeverybody
      @0ffendingeverybody  Рік тому +6

      Exactly Goose

  • @Jessforprez
    @Jessforprez 4 місяці тому +13

    0:57 aged like fine wine

    • @theremmahguy
      @theremmahguy 3 місяці тому +2

      just because it mentioned someone who is a bad person doesn’t mean he predicted them being a pedo😭😭

    • @Gangster_Wheyfu
      @Gangster_Wheyfu 3 місяці тому +1

      💀

    • @MCat-555
      @MCat-555 3 місяці тому +1

      IT LITERALLY DINDT

    • @Blue77776
      @Blue77776 Місяць тому

      @@theremmahguyhe means the trans thing?…

  • @statictvexe
    @statictvexe Рік тому +21

    honestly when driving running over old people is a thought that crosses my head a lot

  • @KontraSWAT
    @KontraSWAT 10 місяців тому +19

    3:14 he sounds like a pop tart

    • @Maverwickvr
      @Maverwickvr 10 місяців тому +1

      Nahh 💀

    • @The_guest2319
      @The_guest2319 6 місяців тому

      well true tho!
      Sounds like a poptart trying to speak english

  • @Plumaged314
    @Plumaged314 Рік тому +10

    You know when you grab a knife to cut something and there's someone else in the room and you think "what if i stabbed them?"

  • @mangoandsteve
    @mangoandsteve Рік тому +9

    Bruh that Mr beast joke was savage 😅

  • @JadeTheOnly
    @JadeTheOnly Рік тому +100

    #3 isn’t evil, it’s justified.

    • @0ffendingeverybody
      @0ffendingeverybody  Рік тому +18

      So true Jade

    • @zawurdooncrack1106
      @zawurdooncrack1106 Рік тому

      ⁠@@0ffendingeverybodyI mean for me what’s the point of watching someone’s entire self made empire burn down probably just the example u used bieng bad since I feel sad watching a self built and inspired legend lose his family go through sever mental issues be forced on pills all while the people around him let him spiral since we’ve all had that one event that clouded our judgement and made us do horrible things and that’s without lights cameras forced medication on a mutlti billionaire dollar empire to manage and watching another get with ur wife while everyone sided with her paints u to be the villian and u lose custody of ur kids 💀

  • @ramthewammer5312
    @ramthewammer5312 9 місяців тому +14

    0:20 i did NOT have to see that bro

  • @yunghype8568
    @yunghype8568 Рік тому +5

    Intrusive thoughts: Drop the baby 🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @imoofguel7210
    @imoofguel7210 9 місяців тому +8

    3:19 you should've changed the two foreground doods' face expressions into Poggers

  • @yeahyeahwowman8099
    @yeahyeahwowman8099 Рік тому +5

    Evil thoughts are basically eye for an eye, plus more suffering.

  • @BrownieVr-fc1pq
    @BrownieVr-fc1pq 2 місяці тому +2

    One thing you missed is throwing rocks covered in snow at people

  • @somerandomuser2617
    @somerandomuser2617 Рік тому +9

    3:13
    that fucking choking impression was pure gold

  • @Disbanded9998
    @Disbanded9998 Рік тому +8

    1:45 I love this clip

  • @sirfanatical8763
    @sirfanatical8763 Рік тому +23

    2:58 nah man, they gonna stream this sh*t and put ads on it.

  • @KingSchmeat
    @KingSchmeat Рік тому +21

    Roundhouse kicking an old person. Mostly the ones who are weak and frail not the bigger ones (more of a chance they survive)

  • @Booren
    @Booren 11 місяців тому +2

    Well, apparently, that PopTart is the only one immune to the fungal zombie plague.

  • @ragingcokeuser
    @ragingcokeuser Рік тому +22

    bro more vids, i watched all ur vids in an hour keep it up there good asf

    • @0ffendingeverybody
      @0ffendingeverybody  Рік тому +10

      Appreciate it raging coke user. Got more bangers coming soon

  • @cringe-critic
    @cringe-critic 2 місяці тому +1

    3:14 it is less likely to be the suffocation that's killing them, but more the severe trauma to the upper cervical spine :)

  • @rfhextra
    @rfhextra 11 місяців тому +2

    I have some evil thoughs.

  • @fxn09here
    @fxn09here 11 місяців тому +4

    1:47 damn, I think this shit is so funny

  • @Genuine_Tweaker
    @Genuine_Tweaker Рік тому +13

    2:07 can I milly rock?

    • @Arch-13609
      @Arch-13609 3 місяці тому

      "He's Milly rocking and blind firing a mini gun"
      TheRussianBadger

  • @ArthurFleck2024
    @ArthurFleck2024 8 місяців тому +2

    0:34 bro that got me 😂

  • @LimpyBizkit4356
    @LimpyBizkit4356 9 місяців тому

    He says he is against the death penalty but then says they should bring back public executions 😂😂 this guy is amazing. I love all his videos

  • @davidsiler-nq2if
    @davidsiler-nq2if Місяць тому +2

    3:15 THE SOUND EFFECTS🤣

  • @Dangerous_DM
    @Dangerous_DM Рік тому +13

    3:24
    Fun fact after being hung blood pools making the corpse get hard

    • @BluA-c3k
      @BluA-c3k 10 місяців тому +1

      So it can be ridden one last time

  • @MrobitoUchiha666
    @MrobitoUchiha666 Рік тому +6

    New banger from my boy greetings from Costa Rica, I'm sure you don't know where that is lol

  • @macromondo8026
    @macromondo8026 3 місяці тому +2

    Rich people suffering consequences of their actions? Why I TOO love happy endings!

  • @Dymrax
    @Dymrax Рік тому +7

    Bro WTF I find these videos Offensive yet very Funny🤣🤣🤣

  • @FallingDrop234
    @FallingDrop234 Рік тому +11

    2:22 💀💀💀

  • @Bad_memes-23
    @Bad_memes-23 Місяць тому

    i love the part where he goes "UUUEEUEUEUEUUEEEUEUUEEUEEEAAAUUE...AA.A.AAA.AAA", iconic

  • @Mp-kx5lo
    @Mp-kx5lo Рік тому +8

    my evil thought is to kill everyone maybe thats a thought that i just have and no one else has. great video btw

    • @0ffendingeverybody
      @0ffendingeverybody  Рік тому +1

      I get that one all the time Mp5

    • @Mp-kx5lo
      @Mp-kx5lo Рік тому

      @@0ffendingeverybody glad im not the only one thanks

  • @Rebuman7
    @Rebuman7 3 місяці тому

    "just like bella the comment section"killed me😂😂😂

  • @kiararosario2552
    @kiararosario2552 Рік тому +9

    i love your humour but sometimes i hope you’re kidding

  • @demonzepar8436
    @demonzepar8436 3 місяці тому

    😂 you know those deaf kids never heard him coming

  • @FrozenYogurtEnjoyer
    @FrozenYogurtEnjoyer 3 місяці тому +1

    The Wendy’s joke made my draw drop down to Antarctica

  • @LondakahleBiyase-dl6ih
    @LondakahleBiyase-dl6ih Рік тому +1

    The look of concentration during the execution 🤣🤣🤣

  • @liberty0831
    @liberty0831 8 місяців тому

    "What would you do if school froze for 30 minutes" is a thought too 😂

  • @JonKomoni
    @JonKomoni 4 місяці тому

    GODDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM
    THIS
    IS
    JUST
    CRAZY!
    Love your vids

  • @DerpDontStink
    @DerpDontStink Рік тому +3

    The last of us part got me dying 🤣

  • @nayrex1062
    @nayrex1062 Рік тому +4

    Just found my new favorite youtuber

    • @0ffendingeverybody
      @0ffendingeverybody  Рік тому

      Appreciate the support Nayrex. Got more bangers coming soon

    • @nayrex1062
      @nayrex1062 Рік тому

      ​@@0ffendingeverybodylooking forward to them

  • @jordanc8499
    @jordanc8499 Рік тому +4

    I would attend #5. And YES... magneto powers on thr highways

    • @0ffendingeverybody
      @0ffendingeverybody  Рік тому +1

      How do you not attend #5 Jordan

    • @jordanc8499
      @jordanc8499 Рік тому +1

      @@0ffendingeverybody damn autocorrect lol. I would definitely attempt* #5

  • @ChorusyAnd_MrStickman_MapFlags

    "and turn their wheel into a finger"
    -OffendingEverybody

  • @kjmwale8328
    @kjmwale8328 4 місяці тому

    Public Executions: It'll bring ppl together💙😂😂

  • @xz2935
    @xz2935 7 днів тому

    "Choking sound" 😂😂😂

  • @EvraeFrelia
    @EvraeFrelia 4 місяці тому

    I love these videos, hilarious, twisted offensive and rather true. What’s not to like? So glad O found this channel

  • @vincentdeschatelets8709
    @vincentdeschatelets8709 Рік тому

    Ruin family dinner by throwing the mashed potatoes at your grandfather while proceeding to pump that turkey

  • @johndorian473
    @johndorian473 Рік тому +32

    #5 The reason public executions isn't a thing is because punishment is about enforcing justice, not revenge.
    That's why if a person punches you the punishment given by court isn't that you get to punch him back, but jail time, community service and a fine

    • @redandblackpill
      @redandblackpill Рік тому +5

      Justice is getting revenge

    • @connor4961
      @connor4961 Рік тому +2

      Honestly jail time community service and a fine are worse than getting punched back.

    • @user-en5vj6vr2u
      @user-en5vj6vr2u 11 місяців тому

      200 deaf kids is wild though

    • @cooltjh4
      @cooltjh4 11 місяців тому

      @@connor4961 not if you are used to the prison system. alot of these dudes take it as a vacation. some have been in it for so long they cant function properly. only people scared of prison are people who havent been to prison before and pedophiles/child abusers. one thinks everyone is gonna rape him and the other is gonna end up choking to death on his severed dick and balls.

  • @Coolcalebc
    @Coolcalebc 6 місяців тому

    nah the girl in the back round crying when the other two are talking about the kids made me chuckle

  • @bighairsmallmotivation4642
    @bighairsmallmotivation4642 Рік тому +5

    its a good day when OE uploads

  • @nyantehpaa
    @nyantehpaa 3 місяці тому

    Holy shit dude the last one was crazy 😢😂😂

  • @alldayagain
    @alldayagain 3 місяці тому

    Man, you really needs to watch Chronicle for that car-sliding scene 😂

  • @angellica4233
    @angellica4233 Рік тому +2

    this channel gives me serotonin

    • @0ffendingeverybody
      @0ffendingeverybody  Рік тому +1

      Appreciate the support Angellica. Got more bangers coming soon

  • @SomethingSimple727
    @SomethingSimple727 9 місяців тому

    “It’s like he’s trying to Speedrun his way to hell”

  • @ThunderSquadron1
    @ThunderSquadron1 5 місяців тому

    The girl scout on a railroad track felt personal

  • @tcironbear21
    @tcironbear21 6 місяців тому

    I honestly have never had a problem with looking at "ugly" people. My attraction gauge is totally divorced from my disgust gauge.

  • @SemiColin-Yt
    @SemiColin-Yt 5 місяців тому +2

    “I didnt hear a No” 💀💀💀

  • @fangirls_leader687
    @fangirls_leader687 10 місяців тому +2

    I always belive that acting out your bad thoughts, and more importantly, ENJOYING IT, makes you a terrible person.
    thankfully, a majority of people have that BONK dog hitting away the impulses from reaching our self restraint :)

    • @nikereebokpuma3406
      @nikereebokpuma3406 5 місяців тому

      Nahh....If I was your brother, I'd enjoy you enjoying carrying out evil ideas towards me!

  • @narkosak8783
    @narkosak8783 5 місяців тому

    Pay per view gladiator events could cure our national debt crisis.

  • @Averyserves
    @Averyserves 7 місяців тому +1

    200 deaf children is CRAZY ☠️💀

  • @medic_memer
    @medic_memer 11 місяців тому +7

    0:32 😂😂😂

  • @josephmestas
    @josephmestas Рік тому +1

    The crying women in the background got me dead 💀

  • @AnnaOzolina-pe9us
    @AnnaOzolina-pe9us 3 місяці тому

    I noticed that my evil, intrusive thoughts look like your animations

  • @isaacnewton1643
    @isaacnewton1643 Рік тому +4

    Lol me trying to act like I haven’t had these thoughts

  • @allin1-bd262
    @allin1-bd262 6 місяців тому

    2:11
    2:40
    I definitely agree with you on this

  • @JacobDoesGamingStuff
    @JacobDoesGamingStuff Місяць тому +1

    Bro isn’t going to heaven💀💀💀💀💀

  • @nmlopqrs5767
    @nmlopqrs5767 3 місяці тому +1

    this aged so well

  • @raisel3872
    @raisel3872 Рік тому

    Being able to stop time. Thats one evil tought that everyone has at least 1 time in their life

  • @HavaNickle
    @HavaNickle 4 місяці тому

    I was pretty happy during lockdown, I had the whole park to myself, I fed some pigeons.🤣

  • @DarthHao
    @DarthHao 3 місяці тому

    Not gonna lie, I’ve frequently imagined myself with Magneto powers while driving, except I would crush the car first, which then leads me to ponder what would the driver’s corpse look like.

  • @Bob.69696
    @Bob.69696 7 місяців тому +1

    “Should I punch it” is one you forgot

  • @JRusski
    @JRusski Рік тому +2

    I agree with the public execution thing

  • @thedarkringedfox9998
    @thedarkringedfox9998 4 місяці тому

    My evil thought i always have is when i make eye contact and I'm talking with that person and i can't say anything back in my head I'm just jumping at them and beating them up 😂

  • @Hidesinbackground
    @Hidesinbackground Рік тому +11

    it's not evil thought (kinda) they're intrusive thoughts. and sometimes, you gotta let them win.💀

  • @FishyMaxSteel
    @FishyMaxSteel 9 місяців тому

    We should bring back gladiatorial battles between convicted convicts, it would be SO entertaining

  • @Иван-АлександърЙосифов

    not only rich people
    have you heard of the term "schadenfreude"

  • @stevenfragoza46
    @stevenfragoza46 10 місяців тому

    that magneto power would let you just fly over traffic

  • @philswift-apexenjoyer
    @philswift-apexenjoyer 8 місяців тому +1

    Thank you soooooooo much for agreeing with my opinion with The Last Of Us!! She looks NOTHING LIKE THE GAME and it’s making it so damn hard to enjoy 😢😢

  • @jaketheoctoling
    @jaketheoctoling 3 місяці тому

    3:14 whatever this noises with the execution stuff, it sounds like a herd of penguins trying to speak English through a ring modulator, and some other technological things that make it sound like a human voice. What even is that noise? 😂

  • @neocryst
    @neocryst Рік тому +8

    he forgot the sexual thoughts, there better be a part 2!

    • @iamblight707
      @iamblight707 Рік тому

      Sex isn't evil

    • @spudthepug
      @spudthepug 10 місяців тому

      @@iamblight707it is when it’s rapey.

  • @SkyMc-kb1in
    @SkyMc-kb1in 7 місяців тому +1

    😂 whoever doesn’t laugh tonight💀

  • @ghostsolo123
    @ghostsolo123 11 місяців тому

    the deaf joke its wild bro

  • @XxmidnightdespairxX
    @XxmidnightdespairxX 5 місяців тому +1

    You forgot one when your in a car and you get the thought to open the door and jump out

    • @XxmidnightdespairxX
      @XxmidnightdespairxX 5 місяців тому

      Or the thought to put windex in prime and see if the kids love the taste

  • @verstazy4965
    @verstazy4965 Рік тому +3

    your the best keep up the good work

  • @tristanmiasik3189
    @tristanmiasik3189 9 місяців тому

    (Having a casual catch up conversation)
    "Oh wait, it's about to start"
    Both of them:🗿
    "So anyway, great scene here"