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  • @backwheelben257
    @backwheelben257 Рік тому +920

    10/10 for effort trying to stop the van with a kick 👌😆

    • @shahzadnaseer5011
      @shahzadnaseer5011 Рік тому

      Uh hubbub I'm k GC, CFB CD cf in NY CCTV hubby hub cyber I Bundesrat Chadic MCI's did GCB din

    • @kineticdeath
      @kineticdeath Рік тому +17

      the gasp then the kick. I rewatched that one a few times, and in slow mo

    • @MrMaster2262
      @MrMaster2262 Рік тому +17

      She is Fit as 😜

    • @yuenkentsang9446
      @yuenkentsang9446 Рік тому +2

      I think she's foreign. All in all like me. Always double check your handbrake is on.

    • @da10cent41
      @da10cent41 Рік тому

      @@MrMaster2262 she is issn't she.

  • @dylanbale5709
    @dylanbale5709 Рік тому +558

    Moral of this video is don't take your hoodie off while on a treadmill 🤣

  • @Toywins
    @Toywins Рік тому +111

    The groan coming out of the guy that fell off that roof was primal style pain!! 😂😂😂

    • @GigaJinGaming3711
      @GigaJinGaming3711 Рік тому +5

      I think he broke his bones

    • @Markem1998
      @Markem1998 11 місяців тому +3

      Winded him proper

    • @katharina...
      @katharina... 6 місяців тому +5

      Yes, that's real pain. I've heard that kind of groan twice in real life, and both times the people ended up in the hospital with seriously smashed up bones in multiple places 😔

  • @SwiftyBoy
    @SwiftyBoy Рік тому +632

    7:17 I lost it when the driver stepped out, then tried pushing a totally wrecked car while yelling at the passenger to reverse 😂

    • @kayevans2964
      @kayevans2964 Рік тому +9

      That really made me chuckle too 😂😂

    • @aeasthouse316
      @aeasthouse316 Рік тому +13

      nothing that a bit of polish wont fix

    • @John-rw9bv
      @John-rw9bv Рік тому +68

      The passenger was boxed in by the driver and the railing, so imagine what's going through his mind.
      Scottish drugs, probably.

    • @edmundkockenlocker4672
      @edmundkockenlocker4672 Рік тому +23

      It was Glasgow, so I can't say I'm surprised😏

    • @R1D2-420
      @R1D2-420 Рік тому +35

      They were both cooked ! 🥴🤣

  • @Gordanovich02
    @Gordanovich02 Рік тому +437

    To all the people asking about the McDonalds clip at 3:28 or thereabouts; the guy in the black jacket is proposing to her. She said no.
    Also, it's not in the UK. Believe it's actually Johannesburg, South Africa.

  • @64482
    @64482 Рік тому +1484

    I love how they have just completely abandoned "No one was harmed."

    • @requiescat4399
      @requiescat4399 Рік тому +187

      well that guy who fell of the roof was harmed, i tell you.. lol

    • @daBEAGLE1017
      @daBEAGLE1017 Рік тому +73

      I now assume everyone got injured and it makes the video even better.

    • @DoctorX17
      @DoctorX17 Рік тому +16

      They got wise to us getting wise that everyone is harmed

    • @joe125ful
      @joe125ful Рік тому +4

      He not edit video..again:):)

    • @DaeScarProductions
      @DaeScarProductions Рік тому +23

      Thank goodness lol that made me stop watching for a while

  • @Deianiraa
    @Deianiraa Рік тому +458

    I love how cars always wait for the people to be like 20ft away before moving

    • @Durwood71
      @Durwood71 Рік тому +40

      And the response from the driver is always the same: slow, casual walk immediately into a dead sprint.

    • @NbSkaz
      @NbSkaz Рік тому +5

      LOL

    • @MathSMR42
      @MathSMR42 Рік тому +5

      Well its Physics
      The acceleration is constant, so the velocity stacks up without any mercy (well till 50mph or smthng, then the air will break it bit)
      once it reaches a certain speed its just over

    • @Lucky-mq2fi
      @Lucky-mq2fi Рік тому +5

      @@MathSMR42 your forgetting a key factor
      A wall

    • @charlesbeall2589
      @charlesbeall2589 Рік тому +2

      I've always known "Real men" never use the park brake but maybe it's true for "real girls" too!🤡

  • @Owlanox
    @Owlanox Рік тому +304

    People walking in to glass doors will never not be funny 😂

    • @aceholepictures
      @aceholepictures Рік тому +16

      wearing shades inside too; totally had it coming

    • @TheJimprez
      @TheJimprez Рік тому +4

      I did that, kindof...
      I slapped my hand on a plate glass window at my high school to scare my friend sitting on the other side. It DISINTEGRATED and I went right through it... 55 sutures and a sliced Achile's heel... Plus two people on the other side injured...
      The janitor had noted a break in the glass months before but the school procrastinated on fixing it.
      Crazy... It felt like a dream. Just falling through that huge window... Imagine on a highrise???

    • @reidflemingworldstoughestm1394
      @reidflemingworldstoughestm1394 Рік тому

      That was a glass wall, not a door.

    • @lottnio8207
      @lottnio8207 Рік тому

      It’s funny for the first dozen times you see it but not after that.

    • @sanidhyagaur3474
      @sanidhyagaur3474 Рік тому +1

      i was in so much hurry last week, running to the train station... i didn't even see them glass door and slammed into it head first. Shook the whole glass door and wall. on impact I was in shock and said "Sorry" to the glass door 😶, which then started sliding and opened.
      These sliding doors should open fast when a person is running at speed of light. 😕 definitely not my fault.

  • @mentalthat1
    @mentalthat1 Рік тому +29

    The small town American in me: "Why did no one get up and help that man with his beer?!" 🤣🤣

    • @jaydub2546
      @jaydub2546 4 місяці тому +4

      In Britain we’d see these things coming and sit there to watch the chaos unfold, laugh about it then complain the beers gone

    • @jaydub2546
      @jaydub2546 4 місяці тому +1

      Those beers probably cost like a tenner as well being at football

  • @Leoviliti1
    @Leoviliti1 Рік тому +16

    The man who fell off the roof into the neighbours garden yelling in agony with the wife just standing there thinking
    " Damn ,That didn't work.., I can still hear him !" 😅🤣

  • @CJPHS98
    @CJPHS98 Рік тому +209

    That poor bloke with the beers. Someone help the man! 😂😂

    • @skylined5534
      @skylined5534 Рік тому +10

      Hey, beer deaths are no laughing matter, just ask Ozzy Man 😂

    • @apfelsafteiswuerfel1
      @apfelsafteiswuerfel1 Рік тому

      I take two!

    • @skylined5534
      @skylined5534 Рік тому +5

      @Jay p
      Eh?! 😂

    • @grahamjordan1040
      @grahamjordan1040 Рік тому +20

      @Jay p that’s the trouble nowadays nobody will help, the phone zombies just get their mobiles out and film it instead of helping that’s the mentality of today’s youngsters.

    • @Eagle-Striker
      @Eagle-Striker Рік тому +1

      @Jay p I visited London 10 yeras ago and found the british to be super friendlly and helpful. Maybe times have changed

  • @pixleyez
    @pixleyez Рік тому +331

    6:51 Even the car knew that was a stupid place to park, so decided to move itself😂

    • @AtheistOrphan
      @AtheistOrphan Рік тому +7

      It’s a right hand-drive car. He simply got out of the passenger side and the driver drove off.

    • @joesmith1926
      @joesmith1926 Рік тому +15

      @@AtheistOrphan the clip starts with the guy opening the passenger door to pull out the delivery bag. He was the driver.

    • @3acor
      @3acor Рік тому +11

      @@AtheistOrphan he was the driver. You can see him running back to catch the car at the end

    • @dogs-and-destruction-channel
      @dogs-and-destruction-channel Рік тому +2

      @@AtheistOrphan
      Then explain why the bag he retrieve from the otherside aka THE *RIGHT* would be driving a car?

    • @geoculus5606
      @geoculus5606 Рік тому +5

      @@AtheistOrphan Take that slash off the cross. ;)

  • @Scout-uj1fj
    @Scout-uj1fj Рік тому +156

    Passengers: Don't worry the captain must be in control of the ship.
    Captain: 1:46

    • @laszlokaestner5766
      @laszlokaestner5766 Рік тому +15

      That was quite scary, those are some big waves they have been caught in. It looks like a trawler that was on auto-pilot and the weather suddenly turned on them. The guy is trying to regain control of the ship, probably to try and turn her into the waves while the others do what they can with the nets to take turning possible.

    • @Scout-uj1fj
      @Scout-uj1fj Рік тому +15

      @@laszlokaestner5766 regain control of the ship.....lol he was trying to take control of his body 😆 Some people have tough jobs

    • @heartless604
      @heartless604 Рік тому +1

      That young man was not a captain

    • @JP_RS6
      @JP_RS6 Рік тому +2

      I thought that was an accurate depiction of our government.

    • @genybr
      @genybr Рік тому

      @@JP_RS6 ships are not making the waves.

  • @anishadaley6662
    @anishadaley6662 Рік тому +157

    I love how confidently she karate kicked that car like it would do anything to stop it

    • @plonkast
      @plonkast Рік тому

      She could have killed herself easily like that if she went a little bit more to the right and fell...

    • @John-rw9bv
      @John-rw9bv Рік тому +1

      There's only so much you can do when you weigh less than 80kg :(

    • @E-A-Z-Y
      @E-A-Z-Y Рік тому +4

      @@John-rw9bv 80kg!? That’s like 200lbs lmao she’s probably like 50kg…

    • @John-rw9bv
      @John-rw9bv Рік тому +2

      @@E-A-Z-Y IDK man i'm fat, skinny people all look the same to me.

    • @rjsegedin7116
      @rjsegedin7116 Рік тому +2

      @@E-A-Z-Y yeah, so? 50kg is less than 80kg

  • @morespywareforyou2262
    @morespywareforyou2262 Рік тому +24

    It makes me proud, as a Brit, to know that we are up there with the best of them!

    • @_Jester_
      @_Jester_ Рік тому +4

      In fact, you're leading the pack. 😁

  • @myriaddunes2569
    @myriaddunes2569 Рік тому +121

    Guy laughing at the mattress falling off laughed so hard my throat became dry 😢

  • @RandysRides
    @RandysRides Рік тому +52

    Remember to always put a fire blanket 2 feet above and around the source. Let it breathe...stare at it....scream if you'd like.

    • @jamie7472
      @jamie7472 Рік тому +7

      They could have pushed the tray back in and closed the door. The fire would smother itself fairly quickly

    • @Jarok3
      @Jarok3 Рік тому +5

      @@jamie7472 sometimes, natural selection doesnt seem so bad after all..

    • @tregoboing
      @tregoboing Рік тому +7

      also walk back and forth a couple of times, scientifically proven to extinguish flames.

    • @423co
      @423co Рік тому

      In America we have 911 idiot help line.

    • @ZoonCrypticon
      @ZoonCrypticon Рік тому +2

      I felt really sorry for the women. Fire is a thing not easy to control, especially if being surprised by it. Such incidents must be trained. Out of panic one does the stupidest things.

  • @storytimewithunclebill1998
    @storytimewithunclebill1998 Рік тому +127

    Reverse, reverse, reverse. That car isn't moving like that. So funny. Was fun to watch. Great video

  • @eaglekeeper7608
    @eaglekeeper7608 Рік тому +13

    This was the best fail army I’ve seen in ages. Great bunch of clips.

  • @lizcollinson2692
    @lizcollinson2692 Рік тому +7

    Lady with the shopping, "I'm done for save the shopping"
    Completely British

  • @gustavohernandeza.890
    @gustavohernandeza.890 Рік тому +314

    What's better than FailArmy twice a week? FailArmy three times a week!

    • @Psychol-Snooper
      @Psychol-Snooper Рік тому +3

      No one was harmed.

    • @ЗахарГончаров-б6д
      @ЗахарГончаров-б6д Рік тому +1

      @@Psychol-Snooper In first video ✅

    • @chibykecollins122
      @chibykecollins122 Рік тому +1

      Double it and give it to the next person

    • @xBris
      @xBris Рік тому +2

      *thrice for crying out loud. It was that close and you still managed to miss it...

    • @TonyEnglandUK
      @TonyEnglandUK Рік тому +1

      @@ЗахарГончаров-б6д That lad at 5:52 - you can tell the way he hits the wall for help.

  • @iancadwallender9779
    @iancadwallender9779 Рік тому +33

    Some of the laughing on this had me in stitches.REVERSE...REVERSE...no front wheel...brilliant
    Nice one

  • @phillwainewright4221
    @phillwainewright4221 Рік тому +42

    7:00 - That car has more sense than it's owner - it knows it shouldn't be parked right opposite a junction.

  • @MrHoarses
    @MrHoarses Рік тому +13

    The boy who fell off the roof was grim...Hope he's OK. 100% his life changed in that moment.

  • @hughmarcus1
    @hughmarcus1 Рік тому +11

    You gotta love the optimism of the last chap trying to get his Kia with half the front missing off the pole. 🤣

  • @ikerzuazaga6218
    @ikerzuazaga6218 Рік тому +55

    1:35 This guy deserves a Golden ball 🤣👌

    • @Silver_Swan_MK2
      @Silver_Swan_MK2 Рік тому +2

      Soon enough he turned into a Cinderace pokemon lol

  • @DaSaster
    @DaSaster Рік тому +32

    5:58
    Apparently russians are now from UK.

    • @angr3819
      @angr3819 7 місяців тому +2

      Oh, it seems everyone is from the UK now. Or maybe the other way around and to the UK 😢

    • @cuddlepaws4423
      @cuddlepaws4423 6 місяців тому

      The rest of the F*ckin world seems to be in the UK.

    • @jaydub2546
      @jaydub2546 4 місяці тому

      Maybe Russians live in the uk? Lol

  • @leatherworkstation
    @leatherworkstation Рік тому +34

    Thought this was just going to be footage of us going into polling stations...

  • @chavajr99
    @chavajr99 Рік тому +24

    4:31 that was a scream of actual pain, holy jesus

  • @willo300
    @willo300 Рік тому +23

    Makes me proud to be British 🇬🇧

  • @storytimewithunclebill1998
    @storytimewithunclebill1998 Рік тому +208

    I wonder if she really thought throwing her leg up like that would stop that truck. Glad she didn't get hurt. Always fails again. Was fun to watch. Great video

    • @skylined5534
      @skylined5534 Рік тому +14

      "So, you leave me to roll away, kick me in the face and then let me slam into a brick wall... you can sodding well walk home for that!"

    • @storytimewithunclebill1998
      @storytimewithunclebill1998 Рік тому +2

      Hahaha. That's awesome

    • @lacavalloelmundo8295
      @lacavalloelmundo8295 Рік тому +5

      She should try with her hands and body weight. Instead of throwing her leg up. 😃🤔

    • @apfelsafteiswuerfel1
      @apfelsafteiswuerfel1 Рік тому +1

      Not even that.

    • @lacavalloelmundo8295
      @lacavalloelmundo8295 Рік тому

      @@davidearl1973 lol that's the safest way for sure 😃

  • @JKH133
    @JKH133 Рік тому +376

    Makes me proud to be British

    • @CasuallyIncredible
      @CasuallyIncredible Рік тому +21

      @JKH133 I'm proud to be part British 🇬🇧. Well I'm American 🇺🇸 but my ancestors well some of them are from the UK 🇬🇧.

    • @yy17782
      @yy17782 Рік тому +10

      🤮😂

    • @Silver_Swan_MK2
      @Silver_Swan_MK2 Рік тому +11

      Well so am i 🇦🇺

    • @KingsleyComanIsCool
      @KingsleyComanIsCool Рік тому +11

      Z O what do you have against us

    • @brll5733
      @brll5733 Рік тому +13

      *Bri'ish

  • @ronniejunior6990
    @ronniejunior6990 Рік тому +56

    0:10 crazy that .... that woman thought she could stop the car with her leg😂😂

  • @TheWillster14
    @TheWillster14 Рік тому +236

    If I had a nickel for every time I saw a British person fall off a treadmill after trying to take off their hoodie, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.

    • @JAY1892
      @JAY1892 Рік тому +2

      😂

    • @achim8239
      @achim8239 Рік тому +6

      Keeping up the treadmill speed obviously needs visual control. Once you do not actually see where you are, your other senses turn out to be quite unreliable in this respect.

    • @nicfarrow
      @nicfarrow Рік тому

      Spectacular precise logic! Highly commendable!

    • @gordon1545
      @gordon1545 10 місяців тому

      No way of knowing if that clip was from the UK, of course. The compilation includes clips that are obviously from the US, South Africa, Ireland and the Netherlands, among others.

  • @ploppill34
    @ploppill34 Рік тому +4

    Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way

  • @twiistnutter
    @twiistnutter Рік тому +58

    4:30 I'm sorry for laughing at your pain sir xD

    • @skylined5534
      @skylined5534 Рік тому +20

      *Hwaaaarrguhhhh!*

    • @Silver_Swan_MK2
      @Silver_Swan_MK2 Рік тому +14

      Street Fighter death sound
      (forgot the character lol)

    • @oceanview2965
      @oceanview2965 Рік тому +2

      Perfect time-line 👍.

    • @risingsun91
      @risingsun91 Рік тому +4

      Hilarious at 0.25x speed. Sounds like he never ends screaming

    • @SamuelBlack84
      @SamuelBlack84 5 місяців тому

      Pain is always funny if it's someone else 😂

  • @gnobel
    @gnobel Рік тому +21

    6:37 - That guy laughing at the mattress 😂

    • @TheCormTube
      @TheCormTube Рік тому

      So contagious.

    • @MrsHyde92
      @MrsHyde92 2 місяці тому +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @storytimewithunclebill1998
    @storytimewithunclebill1998 Рік тому +84

    Dude looked defeated when he couldn't close his box on the back of his scooter. Had the crowd laughing hard. Must have been a bet. Was fun to watch. Great video

    • @Ondriy_Suvar
      @Ondriy_Suvar Рік тому +5

      В России для таких случаев придумали резинки с крючками. Судя по виду водителя скутера в Англии про такое не слышали.
      Да хотя-бы скотчем замотал!)

  • @321a1233
    @321a1233 Рік тому +8

    3:05 the picnic table in the beer garden, like how 😂😂😂

    • @Jenjenilou
      @Jenjenilou 3 місяці тому

      That was my favourite. Too funny. I think the girls had just got up, so there was no counter weight.

  • @FailsWork
    @FailsWork Рік тому +5

    That poor bloke with the beers. Someone help the man! 🤣🤣

  • @kaloyanradkov8962
    @kaloyanradkov8962 Рік тому +17

    "What a wanker!!" - would be an appropriate way to comment on atleast 50% of all those videos.... I love Brits!!

    • @skylined5534
      @skylined5534 Рік тому +2

      Where are you from?! It's always heartening and funny when people overseas know slang insults like that 😂

  • @naejttenroc6759
    @naejttenroc6759 Рік тому +37

    The Brits are funnier than anyone else.

    • @423co
      @423co Рік тому +2

      NAH! Australians are far more funny! Now the Irish can do more funny alcohol related stunts.

    • @dWFnZWVr
      @dWFnZWVr Рік тому +5

      @@423co Aussies are descendants of convict brits, so one in the same, shared brit/anglosphere roots.

    • @Gerardus1970
      @Gerardus1970 Рік тому +1

      @@natureboy4397 Australians sound funny and are funnier. I agree about the Scots though, they sound funny, are funny and unlike the English don't moan about everything.

    • @Gerardus1970
      @Gerardus1970 Рік тому +1

      @@dWFnZWVr Aussies are descendant from many diverse cultures other than English. 200 years ago sure, not today. A bit like the videos in this compilation - a good percentage of which weren't British.

    • @dWFnZWVr
      @dWFnZWVr Рік тому +3

      @@Gerardus1970 Australia was an English penal colony 🙂

  • @Ooh_PieceOfCandy
    @Ooh_PieceOfCandy Рік тому +15

    That mattress twerk had me rolling🤣

  • @Jo-hc8pm
    @Jo-hc8pm Рік тому +4

    When the mattress came off the car it was a little funny but it was the bloke laughing about it that made me cry with laughter 🤣

  • @synalodoko4008
    @synalodoko4008 Рік тому +4

    I love the confidence of the grandpa with his grandson 😹😹

  • @aam50
    @aam50 Рік тому +34

    Nice to see there are some things us Brits still do really, really well. Just the laugh I needed today.

    • @423co
      @423co Рік тому +1

      JOB WELL DONE!

  • @guss2099
    @guss2099 Рік тому +188

    As a foreign living in the U.K. for 16 years now, I can confirm this is 100% accurate. 😬

    • @horyzengaming3935
      @horyzengaming3935 Рік тому

      Seems everyone wants immigrate and live with us idiots though doesn't it. Surprising how many foreigners risk there lives everyday just to be with us idiots. Seems we are all idiots.

    • @joe125ful
      @joe125ful Рік тому +6

      Me as living in EU i say its accurate too....

    • @chrispetritsch1291
      @chrispetritsch1291 Рік тому +1

      Well,duh!

    • @dkent3853
      @dkent3853 Рік тому +7

      As a person living. I can confirm.

    • @swanclipper
      @swanclipper Рік тому

      foreigner.
      or
      foreign person.

  • @nathanmcbow158
    @nathanmcbow158 Рік тому +26

    5:50 ok now this is exactly what you should NOT be doing. First off if that is an actual fireproof blanket you can smother the flame with that, might be tricky on such a surface but still, do not just lay it on top like that, won´t do squat. Secondly DO NOT OPEN THE WINDOW. That will just feed more air into the mix.

    • @skylined5534
      @skylined5534 Рік тому +2

      I thought it looked like a shower curtain 😂

    • @thynk-unlimited
      @thynk-unlimited Рік тому +3

      If you have a lot of smoke in the house you better open the window for fresh air or you will pass out really soon..

    • @ohandanotheronebitesthedus6247
      @ohandanotheronebitesthedus6247 Рік тому +1

      @David H nope i closed my door and my kitchen fire self extinguished the whole walls cupboards and ceiling were on fire i woke up to it closed the door went outside phoned 999 theyre where like 5 mins but there was no fire just the heat and everything chared

    • @sloppyjoe77
      @sloppyjoe77 Рік тому

      Everyone just make sure you know where your fire extinguisher is located and or beat the fuck out of that fire and lay and smolder that fire with that blanket like you are tryna kill it/suffocate it as long as It is a FIRE BLANKET THOUGH!

    • @ohandanotheronebitesthedus6247
      @ohandanotheronebitesthedus6247 Рік тому

      What do you expect from woman honestly they wouldn't survive without men

  • @sumdumguy8917
    @sumdumguy8917 Рік тому +1

    Those last 2 lads with the smashed up kia were wired to the moon 🤣

  • @Firehawk0469
    @Firehawk0469 Рік тому +13

    The dude laughing hysterically at the motorcycle guy who can’t fit his parcel in the storage pod was awesome

    • @John-rw9bv
      @John-rw9bv Рік тому +1

      He actually could have by rotating the boxes, because they are not square, so it's like he knows they should fit... and yet.. they do not.

  • @s.g2344
    @s.g2344 Рік тому +22

    I love the British videos please can we have more, they always seem to be funnier and more genuine 😊😊

    • @423co
      @423co Рік тому +3

      I agree....takes the heat off us yanks!

    • @daveholloway3278
      @daveholloway3278 Рік тому +1

      Yep can confirm that brits aren't the sharpest tools in the box.

    • @robair67
      @robair67 Рік тому

      @@daveholloway3278 we have a box? Why am I never informed about these things?

    • @darrenfalconer3267
      @darrenfalconer3267 Рік тому

      @@daveholloway3278 90% of fail videos are American falling up or down steps. I'd say they have the win for not being he brightest

    • @Sswervyy
      @Sswervyy 5 місяців тому

      @@darrenfalconer3267 triggered much? its not that serious...

  • @troye.1309
    @troye.1309 Рік тому +12

    3:13 The five-second-rule ALWAYS applies!

  • @dailydriverdrops
    @dailydriverdrops Рік тому +5

    4:19 - This guy is a true professional 🤣👍

  • @WilliamStockburn
    @WilliamStockburn Рік тому +1

    "Reverse, reverse, reverse, reverse..." absolutely killed me 🤣😂🤣😂

  • @Jeffcrocodile
    @Jeffcrocodile Рік тому +9

    we need a british only spinoff, this was pure gold. REVERSE!

    • @danjwalker
      @danjwalker Рік тому

      Ironically that clip was most likely Scottish and not British.

    • @true282
      @true282 Рік тому +4

      @@danjwalker The Scottish are British.

    • @danjwalker
      @danjwalker Рік тому

      @@Blackcartcrafts Traitor! Geographically you're British but culturally you're not. William Wallace would be ashamed and yes, I'm absolutely taking the piss.

  • @bobbrown3471
    @bobbrown3471 Рік тому +21

    0:11 did you really think kicking the car would stop it like?

    • @etherealoblivion892
      @etherealoblivion892 Рік тому +4

      Woman being woman

    • @alwaysdisputin9930
      @alwaysdisputin9930 Рік тому

      @@etherealoblivion892 You're a hateful sexist but are you also a sex offender & rapist?
      She was reducing it's momentum so that there'd be less damage.

    • @Dude-dk5jg
      @Dude-dk5jg Рік тому

      She thinks she's an anime character

  • @Betts711
    @Betts711 Рік тому +12

    That was so hilarious I had to watch twice 😂

    • @dreifunf9675
      @dreifunf9675 Рік тому

      Same with me, that was a good laugh

  • @MarkedMoneyTech
    @MarkedMoneyTech Рік тому +3

    Love Brits!

  • @europeclips44
    @europeclips44 7 місяців тому +4

    that mattress went flying

  • @Celtic4ever
    @Celtic4ever Рік тому +5

    That guy just yeeted his shoe like a madman

  • @IBM_Museum
    @IBM_Museum Рік тому +5

    @2:54 - "Both of our 'birds' [who were seated on the other side of the picnic table] are very pretty, congrats Bro!"

  • @GreenLars
    @GreenLars Рік тому +33

    Can we confirm that the guys falling into the canal in Amsterdam was brits? (There was an Amsterdam sign there at least 🤣)

    • @Zooz.
      @Zooz. Рік тому +9

      this doesn't need confirmation, have you ever been to Amsterdam? who else could it be

    • @matthewswann2525
      @matthewswann2525 Рік тому +6

      Can confirm, although it is Amsterdam, it is definately Brits, although the video in what I think is a fast food restaurant I don't believe is In Britain and same with the American football guys. Were not really allowed alcohol in stands for most sports😂😂

    • @matthewswann2525
      @matthewswann2525 Рік тому +4

      Plus the guys playing basketball, that doesn't look British at all, I could be wrong though

    • @92JinKazama
      @92JinKazama Рік тому +1

      ​@@matthewswann2525That's Russian.

    • @matthewswann2525
      @matthewswann2525 Рік тому

      @@92JinKazama yeah that's what I thought, wasn't 100% though

  • @southerncomfortuk
    @southerncomfortuk Рік тому +1

    Omg I must stop watching these at night. The shrieks of laughter coming out of my room will wake the neighbours 🤣

  • @reddog9161
    @reddog9161 Рік тому +1

    Worst part of this whole video was the cross grain sanding at 20 seconds, made me flinch more than anything else hahah

  • @Jega-SzaboAron
    @Jega-SzaboAron Рік тому +9

    6:39 Now I understand what the memory mattress really means 😂😂😂

  • @bigc6621
    @bigc6621 Рік тому +15

    I think we've now learned not to take off hoodies while on a treadmill.

    • @423co
      @423co Рік тому

      OH YEAH???? Try taking one off on the stools at the pub!

    • @alwaysdisputin9930
      @alwaysdisputin9930 Рік тому

      Sadly this is a lesson people will have to learn the hard way.
      Over & over & over again.

  • @nigeljames6017
    @nigeljames6017 Рік тому +20

    As a Brit, I want you to know that losing beer / lager is not a laughing matter 😢.
    Hell, great compilation anyway !

    • @nigeljames6017
      @nigeljames6017 Рік тому +1

      @@number1fen Pure horror. Lol.

    • @LiftFan
      @LiftFan Рік тому +7

      Especially at a stadium where it's probably £7 a pint

    • @423co
      @423co Рік тому

      So.......how do the IRISH handle something like that? Do tell?

    • @robm3007
      @robm3007 Рік тому

      Losing one beer is bad enough but the defeated bow to the floor says it all prob spent alot on them also lots time waiting in line and looks like climbed up most of the steps untill well disaster 🏳🏳🏳🙏🙏 but who ever they were for (not all for him ) shame on u for not rushing to grab a couple pints👎

    • @eggchomp
      @eggchomp Рік тому

      @@number1fen watch yourself there. or you might just find your car suddenly turned explosive

  • @hyrenaj2888
    @hyrenaj2888 Рік тому +23

    6:05 poor dude's just trying to make a living with a job that pays nothing and those dudes were laughing their asses off...

  • @stup4501
    @stup4501 Рік тому +5

    Someone laughing so hard about a mattress falling off a car has given me a good start my day 6:37

  • @ඇස්තටික්
    @ඇස්තටික් Рік тому +6

    0.13 damn that kick though😂

  • @arghjayem
    @arghjayem Рік тому +6

    01:24 And this is why I use flat pedals on my road bike. For all the tiny advantage clipless gives you, they’re just not worth ending up on the floor like that! 😂

  • @jordigarcia6493
    @jordigarcia6493 Рік тому +13

    0:35 It's a boy!

  • @danjwalker
    @danjwalker Рік тому +9

    I said this once and I'll say it again, FailArmy needs a FailArmy Aftermath channel that shows what happened after the incident or even track people down in these videos to interview them about their infamous moment.

    • @423co
      @423co Рік тому +2

      I agree! OR....consider this, play the video in it's entirety?

    • @matthiasburger2315
      @matthiasburger2315 Рік тому

      And what about "what happened BEFORE " ?

  • @campervanman5340
    @campervanman5340 Рік тому +1

    The fact no one helped the guy with the beer is the real barometer on how far society has fallen, sickening to watch.

  • @skylined5534
    @skylined5534 Рік тому +8

    1:18
    Couldn't unclip from his SPDs in time 😂

  • @Samfry523
    @Samfry523 Рік тому +11

    1:01 Ah yes. Time to remove your long-sleeve shirt while running on an active treadmill. Surely nothing bad can come of that.

  • @FGX318
    @FGX318 Рік тому +8

    One if not the most funny and humor sensitive people of the world !! Go Brits !! 😂✌️✌️👍👍👍

  • @iamjimb
    @iamjimb Рік тому +5

    0:12 props to her, tried to stop the van with her body. That could have gone a lot worse lol

  • @earlmarney
    @earlmarney Рік тому +1

    The one of the guy throwing his shoe at the basketball was LOL funny--all 12 times I watched it.

  • @thejavi2912
    @thejavi2912 Рік тому +9

    British people after literally anything bad that happens: "Interesting."

  • @celladoor_uk
    @celladoor_uk Рік тому +4

    0:50 is probably the most British thing I have seen on fail army.

  • @ihmesekoilua
    @ihmesekoilua Рік тому +6

    those last guys looked like they may need a purple burglar alarm.

  • @mraldridge7612
    @mraldridge7612 Рік тому +1

    Absolutely brilliant, the lad that went of the roof had me rolling 🤣🤣🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿👍🏻

  • @Kratos-005
    @Kratos-005 Рік тому +7

    1:47 is why Britannia rules the waves! 🇬🇧

  • @SirToby9119
    @SirToby9119 Рік тому +48

    The brits really know how to entertain 👌

    • @IrishBorussen
      @IrishBorussen Рік тому +5

      5:27 is Irish. Not British. No affiliation whatsoever 🇮🇪

    • @zackpenhaligon9904
      @zackpenhaligon9904 Рік тому +2

      @@IrishBorussen Northern Irish, part of the UK 😏😉

    • @IrishBorussen
      @IrishBorussen Рік тому +3

      @@zackpenhaligon9904 Their accent suggests its Limerick or something. So it's definitely Ireland...

  • @3brainVeg4
    @3brainVeg4 Рік тому +21

    4:29 no me había reído tanto en meses! jajajajaj

    • @richbrock9876
      @richbrock9876 Рік тому +3

      The noise 🤣🤣🤣

    • @3brainVeg4
      @3brainVeg4 Рік тому +1

      @@richbrock9876 that's the best!!! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @martinemesguitar
      @martinemesguitar Рік тому +1

      (no one was harmed)

    • @sailormoon2548
      @sailormoon2548 Рік тому +1

      That's an ambulance incoming poor guy bet it straightened him out

  • @tsrgoinc
    @tsrgoinc Рік тому +10

    Not all of us Brits but we can take a joke 🇬🇧 😆🤣

    • @423co
      @423co Рік тому

      AS ALL MANKIND SHOULD!

    • @j_c2225
      @j_c2225 Рік тому

      @@423co I love how you Aussies and Scot’s are obsessed with England 😂

    • @jaydub2546
      @jaydub2546 4 місяці тому

      Literally every country has this stuff happen.

  • @markebedwell9973
    @markebedwell9973 Рік тому +1

    Love that flying karate kick on the van, hahaha 😆

  • @kyronking4771
    @kyronking4771 Рік тому +2

    actually laughed out loud at the girl trying to fly kick her 2 ton van back up the drive way , loololol

  • @chrismorris6865
    @chrismorris6865 Рік тому +6

    This only made me want to move to the UK more!

  • @Flo-ris
    @Flo-ris Рік тому +10

    1:11 That's people falling in the canal in Amsterdam, The Netherlands.

    • @failarmy
      @failarmy  Рік тому +10

      Yes but it's British people falling over.

  • @interceptor-ss8kb
    @interceptor-ss8kb Рік тому +27

    McDonald's one isn't British

  • @gwmkiwi
    @gwmkiwi Рік тому +2

    The Brits are always the best

  • @AnnabelleJARankin
    @AnnabelleJARankin Рік тому +2

    Lots of chuckles
    - brilliant!
    British is still best!

  • @Claudiopoiares
    @Claudiopoiares Рік тому +12

    1:11 we just learned that the UK has conquered Amsterdam. 😅

    • @TobyMax853
      @TobyMax853 Рік тому

      That was a Brit being an idiot in Amsterdam 😅

    • @AtheistOrphan
      @AtheistOrphan Рік тому

      Agree. It’s SO obviously Amsterdam!

    • @tricky1581
      @tricky1581 Рік тому

      And your point is? It's Amsterdam not Mars, millions of Brits visit Netherlands every year.
      Video title is about Brits doing dumb shit, it's not a video of Brits doing dumb shit only in the British Isles!

    • @matthewswann2525
      @matthewswann2525 Рік тому +1

      @@AtheistOrphan although I'm 90% certain I remember the video and it's Brits in Amsterdam, it's a common holiday destination for many, although their is 2 other video outside Britain in this 100% without Brits in from what I can tell.

  • @myview5840
    @myview5840 Рік тому +40

    What happened with the mc donalds order? Did her card refuse? Why not charge her before cooking the order? Confused.

    • @MarvMarvensen
      @MarvMarvensen Рік тому

      Guess she got declined because of the "mask" she was wearing.

    • @DoctorX17
      @DoctorX17 Рік тому +5

      I'm so confused with that one too... I've ALWAYS had to pay before getting my food. And that looked like the entire cart was full... I've done giant orders for groups/events and usually you aren't going to a register anyway, you would normally coordinate with the manager the day before and it would be handled differently

    • @ivaneames4354
      @ivaneames4354 Рік тому +5

      The way she looked at the guy behind her and he shook his head made me think it was a pay it forward thing and she was seriously taking the piss. She had paid for the person in front of her and was now expecting the guy to pay for her over the top order but he wasn't having it. The fact that he sated when she left tells me they weren't together. That's the problem with pay it forward, the person you are expected to pay for could have bought more than you and so you would be paying more than you would have been and if you refuse you get abuse from some quarters. Though if that was the case here then that was just selfish greed on the woman's part and she rightfully got humiliated for it. Either way, what a waste of food.

    • @skylined5534
      @skylined5534 Рік тому +6

      Also, that's in the USA definitely not the UK!

    • @Lfar59
      @Lfar59 Рік тому +6

      He was proposing. That's why he was on his knee.

  • @BsktImp
    @BsktImp Рік тому +5

    07:00 The car's way of telling the driver that parking right opposite that junction wasn't the brightest thing to do (and against Rule 243 of Highway Code).

  • @a_finnese_thepak365
    @a_finnese_thepak365 Рік тому +2

    1:36 😂😂😂😂 what a legend 🤣

  • @DJdoppIer
    @DJdoppIer Рік тому +1

    That last clip: I was waiting for the obligatory _"Ya can't park there!"_

  • @SlapRoundTheChops
    @SlapRoundTheChops Рік тому +4

    If I’ve learned anything from this video is that I should never take a hoodie off on a treadmill