I think some people are reading to much in to my comment so for everyone that is not from the UK or USA we are all mental wherever your from only said UK and USA because that was the title of the video 😉
Life is hard but. I have fallen down stairs and did a full frontal. I cried for 30 seconds and got glass out of my arm. I was I need a moment. Alone. And a drink.
@@CorinneDavis-g3cI've tried the stairs too, front and back. Stepped on a plank with a nail pointing up while fooling around outside while dad changed the roofing, I totally froze up and screamed, and my dad came rushing over and took me by the chest and pulled me straight up. Once rode a too small bike too fast and twisted the front wheel and landed flat out on my chest on the road and cracked some ribs. Me and my cousing were playing on a iced river and on the railway too. No prizes won.
We have been trained from birth in the UK to laugh at other people's misfortunes. Our dying breed of grandparents were utterly ruthless and have taught us well. We must carry that torch of reality on for the sake of our grandchildren.
@@alexpickering7725 Neither should a biker go full speed right in front of a pedestrian, especially not at a pedestrian crossing double especially when the car clearly has stopped for him. Biker is 100% the much, much bigger idiot here.
At this point I feel like Fail Army would put ‘no one was harmed’ over footage of Helldivers 2 and everyone would be like ‘well it says no one was harmed so they must all be ok’
Most British thing y'all will see all year: Guy jumps from one thing he shouldn't be standing on to an iron pipe probably wet from rain, misses, bangs into the pipe lacerating his spleen and both kindeys, and perferating his pancreas. His buddies: You allight? Guy says: No problem. What we didn't see: Call 999!
I always love the "no one was harmed" disclaimers. It's like excuse me, sir, but that guy just got gravity fucked into the ground by his car. He is most definitely harmed.
We're a cynical lot, usually just waiting for something bad to happen - we laugh because 'of COURSE this stupid thing just bloody happened to me, right now, in this place' 😂
These were fun and you should do more of them. Anywhere you go, whatever country you're in or from, people do silly and dumb things that make us all laugh. Laughter knows no borders or language.
pubs also have road side cellar openings, so they can lower the beer barrels down them at the end of my road there's one, 2 metal hatches, that i'm always wary of walking over, in case they not been secured
🤣Haha, I can't stop laughing. My mom came to my room because I was laughing too loud and for too long. She even threw away my smartphone. Hahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
11:23 isn’t that German in the background? They’re saying “Aua” (Ouch), “Scheiße” (shit/fuck) and “Da hast du aber…” (there you have…) before it cuts off.
It's the callous laughter that usually accompanies the UK ones that swings it for me.🤣
Evil bastard's we are 😂
No other country like British humour 😂
They fucking love laughing at others pain and misery, fucking savages 😂
Yea the uk cause I’m British 🇬🇧
British sense of humour is fucking savage, they love it when someone gets hurt the sick bastards 🤣🤣
This is why the USA and UK have a special relationship because we are clearly all mental 😂😂😂👊
Haha FR tho😂
its not only from USA and UK lol
Pretty sure it's the whole world
I think some people are reading to much in to my comment so for everyone that is not from the UK or USA we are all mental wherever your from only said UK and USA because that was the title of the video 😉
@@ebikeoutdoors you’re fine I think your comment is awesome !
The lady buying fuel in plastic bags, wow 🤣
Has to be staged, no one is that stupid
Let's hope it was, otherwise the stupidity factor is next level
@@hbhays1001 Americans are:)
Bags would probably dissolve before the brain-dead biddy got home. Hope she wasn't a smoker... 😆😆😆
@@joe125ful.
As an American, I have to agree.
The welding on the trailer full of hay in the gas station is just amazing 😂
Yeah absolute safe:):)
The plastic bags full of gas near the end 😮
These videos show you that we are just as thick in the UK than the USA LOL.😂🇬🇧
And the Darwin award goes to...
12:58 That was brutal! And the cyclist didn't seem to care at all
He just had stolen that bicycle.
lambs on the merry go round are adorable
Life is HARD for people who don't understand physics!
Life is hard but. I have fallen down stairs and did a full frontal. I cried for 30 seconds and got glass out of my arm.
I was I need a moment. Alone. And a drink.
People are stupid. All my disasters are home related. And high school.
College. Don’t get lost in Mexico. I’m well this sucks.
@@CorinneDavis-g3cI've tried the stairs too, front and back. Stepped on a plank with a nail pointing up while fooling around outside while dad changed the roofing, I totally froze up and screamed, and my dad came rushing over and took me by the chest and pulled me straight up. Once rode a too small bike too fast and twisted the front wheel and landed flat out on my chest on the road and cracked some ribs. Me and my cousing were playing on a iced river and on the railway too. No prizes won.
@@CorinneDavis-g3cfree physics lesson
@@CorinneDavis-g3c🤣🤣
We have been trained from birth in the UK to laugh at other people's misfortunes. Our dying breed of grandparents were utterly ruthless and have taught us well. We must carry that torch of reality on for the sake of our grandchildren.
same for US bro
At 1:52 - People in the UK do not say "Mom" - we say "mum" !!!
Unless their from Birmingham tbf
@@Alpacajon Then nobody knows what they're saying
And in Wales it's 'mam'.
Some northerners do say 'mom' and spell it that way too
@11:53. Ava get over here. That's it, how many times have I told you about playing with planes in the ocean?
That bicycle rider that hit the pedestrian is a complete jagoff
Blud shouldn't have his headphones on walking down the street. No awareness
@@alexpickering7725 Neither should a biker go full speed right in front of a pedestrian, especially not at a pedestrian crossing double especially when the car clearly has stopped for him. Biker is 100% the much, much bigger idiot here.
13:29 The most strenuous and painful 'YEAH' you will ever hear.
13:24 ?
@@rootsgirl777 Yes. WTF did I type 😂 I must have been high.
@@jasonmillers6941 Its happen 😅 the most painful was necessarily this one anyway!
Yeah, that looked brutal!! She took it like a champ.
9:47 - I like how both dogs look guilty af afterwards.
"AVA!! AVA!!!" She was not even close to the plane.
AVA!
Mother of pearl 😂😂 gotta hand it to the fella, keeping it clean.
Plot twist, the kid's name is Pearl. 😁
419 UK WHAT
As an American, I can only say there are some British traditions we have always cherished. 😏
Huh?
9:23 I'm pretty sure Renault Sport does not race in US with ERC (European Rally Championship) stickers.
Yup, and the street sign and the landscape don't look American, too. That was definitely shot in the UK or France.
carrying a corrosive, flammable liquid in a plastic bag, we're doomed by our own stupidity.
16:40 The absolute winner of Stupid; plastic grocery bag filled with gasoline and set in the back of the car! Oh, well; at least she wasn't smoking!
Dementia will cause this behavior.
At this point I feel like Fail Army would put ‘no one was harmed’ over footage of Helldivers 2 and everyone would be like ‘well it says no one was harmed so they must all be ok’
Video of the Hindenburg disaster:
"No one was harmed"
0:24 - Those damn New York Englanders!
2:13 that was intentional 👍
That was theeee best 😂
Most British thing y'all will see all year:
Guy jumps from one thing he shouldn't be standing on to an iron pipe probably wet from rain, misses, bangs into the pipe lacerating his spleen and both kindeys, and perferating his pancreas.
His buddies:
You allight?
Guy says:
No problem.
What we didn't see:
Call 999!
he could be fine too. there are stories of people falling off mountains and their worst injury is a broken ankle and bruises
Bruh, 3:52 ain’t a fail, that’s a W
Getting the ball in the basket by head butting it? Now that’s fucking skill right there fr
America: Bad weather with a few idiots thrown in
England: Just idiots.
As a Brit, I can confirm this.
I always love the "no one was harmed" disclaimers. It's like excuse me, sir, but that guy just got gravity fucked into the ground by his car. He is most definitely harmed.
I can't stop laughing 🤣🤣🤣😁😁😁
these are some rare cases where they probably weren't, they're rally drivers and they're strapped in like they're flying jets
It's a rally car, the driver should be fine.
"Gravity fucked" 🤣🤣
1:27 omg this is the funniest thing I’ve seen all day 😂
amz haha
0:25 proof its usa, thats clearly an new york numberplate and not uk
8:53 me, trying to reach my goals 😂
The hilarious thing is how relatively calm the British all somehow manage to be. xD
They don't have souls.
We're a cynical lot, usually just waiting for something bad to happen - we laugh because 'of COURSE this stupid thing just bloody happened to me, right now, in this place' 😂
@@ForgiveMyMadness Sometimes things end up happening completely out of nowhere too. That's also pretty amusing when it happens.
1:38 That snake has a great defence system
2:03 You've got to love the sound of a turbo charger.
whats up with " no one was harmed " when in some cases they obviously were injured or hurt lol
I would not go ice climbing in the UK. It never gets cold enough for the ice to be super stable.
It does in my freezer.
But the rock climbing right after.. that scream of panic.
All too common in my hometown, to have climbers fall from the flood-basalt formations
@@AtheistOrphan Alright mate, go ahead and do some ice climbing in your freezer.
2:13 that stone faced stare at him tells me this was payback for something! 😂
2:14 I can feel his pain Lol 🤣
7:32 The laugh of a future super villain 😆
These were fun and you should do more of them. Anywhere you go, whatever country you're in or from, people do silly and dumb things that make us all laugh. Laughter knows no borders or language.
VERY TRUE!
They really had to blur out alcoholic beverages? @ 12:06 and the one after.
3:52 "No one was har-- ah, who are we kidding, he was definitely harmed!"
That woman trying for a Darwin award by filling plastic bags with petrol to put in the boot of her car......
She likely has dementia. 😢
@randygreen007 likely HAD dementia. Probably didn't have it for long
5:15 Always Sunny flashback
"How does anything happen? Move past it!"
11:43 That SAME plane in EVERY video
It's always breaking down, they still can't fix it :(
@@krzysoi ah I see, it's the same plane, it just keeps breaking down and landing in the beach weekly.
That explains everything 😁
So, why did you guys break up? 2:13
She got the ick from how he reacted 😂
The women buying a carrier bag full of petrol/gas wins!
16:48 Why is there a random opening to a room underneath the floor??
It’s the door to the pub cellar. It’s a standard feature in many UK pubs.
pubs also have road side cellar openings, so they can lower the beer barrels down them at the end of my road there's one, 2 metal hatches, that i'm always wary of walking over, in case they not been secured
6:21 bro chose the only one that wasnt bolted in lmfaoo
Czechia brothers in 4:56 🤣🤣
THE LAST ONE IS INSANE 😂😂😂 CAR SLIP😂😂😂😂
4:13 girl is looking awesome ❤😂
9:22 Pretty sure that is France and it's certanly not the US.
The quality control of this channel's subtitles is just non-existent
2:18 this is the face of a woman who heard her boyfriend talking to someone named "Siri" at night. Man, that looked intentional AND malicious XD
It's good to see our English brethren going at it 👍🏾.
🐒
at 9:40 it is in France not USA!!!
the lady buyin gas in plastic bags had me rollin. the worst tho by far was the dude climbin. i feel him.
"Goddamn it Fred!" 😂😂😂
Good damn IT, Frank!😂😂
USA: More kilos, more agression
UK: More humour, more sincere
These instant regret fails had me in stitches!
That piñata fail 🪅 was hilarious! 🤣🤣🤣
🤣Haha, I can't stop laughing. My mom came to my room because I was laughing too loud and for too long. She even threw away my smartphone. Hahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
2:15 The pain in that man's voice
11:13 It is supposedly the UK but has American power sockets.
Seeing these failures makes me appreciate the little moments of life and work. Keep up the great work!
People might seem very different, but we all FAIL the same!!! 😹🙈 lolol
haha
Really good clips, thank you 🎉🎉❤❤
Love the compilation❤
I bow down to the people who captured these fails on camera - they're comedy gold!
8:05 well so much for taking care of that plant in the corner.
16:46 Going down to get a well drink for someone.
excellent!! great work on the Vs mix - do more! Aus Vs NZ pls
They can't even get even get USA and UK right.
They're NEVER going to tell us apart!
Americans can't go basic geography
*This video is hands down one of the funniest I've seen all year. Bravo!*
The rallying at 09:20. Is that really the USA? Most Americans don't know what rally driving is and the car shown is French with 2 French occupants.
12:58 lmfao! Dude is like: "thx bro for letting me cross the road...BÄM! oh fuck my life"
2:13 That is what you get for narcissism
Some are wrong...
00:44 bro giggled like mickey mouse 💀💀☕☕
*Laughing and breaking his stomach*
6:45 when a tax man is on your doorstep
1:40 Just remembered fainting goats!😅
0:24
UK: WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING OOOO-
US: wow🙂
These fails are so funny, they should be illegal. Thanks for the laughs.
12:58 That was extremely satisfying lol. Dunno why but it was!
Ready come here…Mother of Pearl 😂 7:22
you mean 7:12?
She totally let go of the stretchy elastic on purpose.😂
9:32 - The guy's fault, not the dog's. 13:50 That noise should be on a loop, epic lol.
0:34 škoda simply clever 😂😂😂
02:14 He's British, isn't he?
12:48 this video it’s older than grandma 💀
0:02😂😂😂😂😂
0:24😲😲😲😲😲
0:36😂😂😂😂😂
16:16 this one always baffles me. How does staff even allow this? We aren't allowed to use soda bottles or even canisters from oil.
Ithink so. Safety first, always! 🛑
She likely has dementia.
17:26 drifting like a boss
yes my friend
2:52 the metal sticking up on that slide. not a cause for concern?
At 6:48 all I got to say is, "Nom, Nom, Nom, Buurrrpp!!!
5:00 CZECH REPUBLIC !!!! 😀
Just when you think youve seen all possible workplace fails, this compilation comes along!
9:48 and 9:56 always cracks me up 😂😂😂😂😂
Some of these are actually funny. Best video yet!
11:23 isn’t that German in the background? They’re saying “Aua” (Ouch), “Scheiße” (shit/fuck) and “Da hast du aber…” (there you have…) before it cuts off.