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  • @majorkill
    @majorkill  Місяць тому +58

    The only true way to safeguard your soul against Chaos is by using FUM*
    Get a free FUM topper when you order the journey pack here : tryfum.com/MAJORKILL
    *Claim not verified or endorsed by FUM

    • @mistmanjones3555
      @mistmanjones3555 Місяць тому +1

      Make another fantasy video please! Don’t forget where this channel came from! I

    • @lewisramsden7645
      @lewisramsden7645 Місяць тому

      Yeah the chaos gods are only portrayed as being evil but there really not only in 40k is this the case slannesh is not just the god of tits and ass but a multitude of other things as well so is khorne so is nurgle so is tzeentch

    • @withlovefromlightindust591
      @withlovefromlightindust591 Місяць тому

      Hello Majorkill,
      Would you kindly make some lore videos on the Imperial Truth, the Imperial Creed, the Ecclesiarchy? Pretty please? Thank you.

    • @heroicmisfortune
      @heroicmisfortune Місяць тому

      please do not buy fum, it is NOT good for your health at all

    • @tokitriplesixxx9953
      @tokitriplesixxx9953 Місяць тому +1

      Fun is SO fuggin' lame dude. Of all the things you could shill for , it's im the top ten worse

  • @grouplelakibersekutu
    @grouplelakibersekutu Місяць тому +872

    Nah, bro is a real one for keeping those failed takes in. Honestly, as someone who tried to do these commentary-like videos before, failing a take always made me unmotivated to do them since it felt like every UA-camr was one taking it, but seeing you f up and keeping it in is great. Good to know it's a natural process. Just thought I'd say this

    • @KerriganTyranid
      @KerriganTyranid Місяць тому +5

      Can u elaborate? I'm a 40k newbie.

    • @AbsurdistAsian
      @AbsurdistAsian Місяць тому +42

      @@KerriganTyranid Usually when you do video commentaries like this, you'd tend to screw up. This is due to the influence of the Chaos Gods. Most UA-camrs would cut out the parts where they screw up, to appease the Chaos Gods. However, the host of this video did not cut out the part where he screwed up. He faces his screw-ups head on, like a Cadian staring straight at the Eye of Terror.

    • @damianwozniak3798
      @damianwozniak3798 Місяць тому +2

      Origin of chaos goods is in myth of 4 riders of apocalypse BCS W40 K is so unique. 😆
      War - Khorn, Plague - Nurgel, Hunger - Slaneesh and Death - Tznitch. 🤣
      And reason why Tznitch didnt kill othere chaos goods 😂 bcs they working for him🤨 how u ask ? they creating death. 😆😆😆 strenghening Tznitch.😂😂😂 Whole secrets of chaos goods base story.😂

    • @poodlescone9700
      @poodlescone9700 Місяць тому +7

      I appreciate that Majorkill left in his failed takes for the shits and giggles.

    • @KerriganTyranid
      @KerriganTyranid Місяць тому +1

      @@AbsurdistAsian So this is kinda 40k joke comment?

  • @crunchyfrog1709
    @crunchyfrog1709 Місяць тому +253

    If I remember right, Slanesh appeared before Fabious Bile as a face that took up the entire sky. Even after that he was like "God's don't exist". I kind of admire that level of stubbornness and denial

    • @vitoremanuel4374
      @vitoremanuel4374 Місяць тому +25

      If he was a Iron Warrior, he would've made Perturabo proud

    • @dantefortheparty
      @dantefortheparty Місяць тому

      Yeah, except his organs were shutting down, and he was pumping himself with drugs just to stay conscious.

    • @lol_vevo
      @lol_vevo Місяць тому +35

      Giga atheist Fabious Bile literally looked straight into the eyes of an unfathomable and unknowable god and without stuttering told it it was not real

    • @derekvandewarker4211
      @derekvandewarker4211 Місяць тому +10

      @@lol_vevotruly one of the few chaos marines that is actually redeemable lmao

    • @Cull_Obsidian
      @Cull_Obsidian Місяць тому +9

      To be fair, they’re called chaos gods, but they’re not actually gods

  • @Neoth40k
    @Neoth40k Місяць тому +528

    00:17 Ah yes, the classic tzeentchian spell of "Hippidy hoppidy your tongue is my property"

    • @HeliophobicRiverman
      @HeliophobicRiverman Місяць тому +12

      Almost made me spit out my food xD

    • @jakedunkin4728
      @jakedunkin4728 Місяць тому +38

      Slaanesh also makes use of that spell

    • @Sluggadome_Rotunda_Bernardson
      @Sluggadome_Rotunda_Bernardson Місяць тому +9

      @@jakedunkin4728holy fuck 🤣

    • @Mark-in8ju
      @Mark-in8ju Місяць тому +4

      You actually understand what "Lovecraftian" means and I applaud you for that.

    • @benrig89
      @benrig89 Місяць тому

      @@Sluggadome_Rotunda_Bernardson Slaanesh: "Well it's more unholy really but you're on the right track"

  • @Archon3960
    @Archon3960 Місяць тому +206

    - _"Hey, you forgot Malal!"_
    - *_"He doesn't exist, shut up."_*

    • @christiandauz3742
      @christiandauz3742 Місяць тому +18

      Malice does

    • @sashasemennikov157
      @sashasemennikov157 Місяць тому +3

      I’m rewatching the speech once a month

    • @elchapojrkimgofthetrap2180
      @elchapojrkimgofthetrap2180 Місяць тому +8

      Ehh he does but GW can't really figure out how to make him actually fit in without you know either really making him a edge lord or the annoying little brother.

    • @jruh2141
      @jruh2141 Місяць тому +2

      @@elchapojrkimgofthetrap2180nah that’s not what OP is talking about (I think). Malal doesn’t exist in fantasy lore anymore because the creator of it owns the rights to the character and won’t let GW use it. Malice (40k’s version of Malal) does exist because he’s technically a different character and therefore GW can’t be sued for copyright infringement for using him in lore.

    • @Brother_O4TS
      @Brother_O4TS Місяць тому +1

      In Fantasy, he does exist

  • @MarkD5678
    @MarkD5678 Місяць тому +365

    I'll have my Timmy moment: Nurgle only loves himself. His daemons are joyful shitheads because they are him, but his mortal followers know nothing but suffering and agony that they've gaslit themselves into accepting as kindness.

    • @solomonadjei758
      @solomonadjei758 Місяць тому +33

      That’s a good take

    • @mkno2799
      @mkno2799 Місяць тому +46

      Nah I prefer the twist that the most putrid of the chaos gods is actually the nice guy.

    • @cyrillesu
      @cyrillesu Місяць тому +42

      I don't even think that's a hot take so much as it's just the actual truth. Nurgle loves you *but only* when you stop taking care of yourself and giving your all to him. All 4 Chaos Gods are literally just the previous statement but written in different fonts.

    • @therealikitclaw8124
      @therealikitclaw8124 Місяць тому

      Shut up Timmy.

    • @babyman177
      @babyman177 Місяць тому +13

      Exactly. I mean being made into a pox walker isn't exactly the greatest show of affection

  • @myself2noone
    @myself2noone Місяць тому +150

    There's actually debate over if viruses are "alive." Some biologists say self replication is nessaraly for life. Others disagreeing and saying essentially that they evolve like they're alive so they're alive. I don't know, I don't know how much it matters.

    • @jordantoms4367
      @jordantoms4367 Місяць тому

      I have heard people debate whether they are technically "alive', though let's be real, they're definitely as aspect of life. If we found something akin to a virus on another planet, I'm sure the entire community on earth would say that it has indeed discovered alien life.

    • @FroggyTheGroggy
      @FroggyTheGroggy Місяць тому +4

      All is life. They carry info, and transmit it to reproduce. And are even concious.

    • @Hurricayne92
      @Hurricayne92 Місяць тому +12

      @@FroggyTheGroggy By your definition yes viruses are life, issue is thats its the definition that is argued about. I dont even want to get into it honestly since its really a case of the world not fitting in the neat little boxes we try and make for it.

    • @sedrie34
      @sedrie34 Місяць тому

      Generally definitions of life that exclude viruses are based on the entity in question being comprised of cell(s) and/or capable of homeostasis. As far as I’m aware at least.

    • @FroggyTheGroggy
      @FroggyTheGroggy Місяць тому +1

      @@sedrie34 you are right, i was taught that same def in school, the problem is that is too narrow...

  • @kakkrotto
    @kakkrotto Місяць тому +78

    0:25 FACK..... as a dyslexic who struggles in similar ways, I FELT THIS :)

  • @JHattsy
    @JHattsy Місяць тому +28

    fabius bile's quote of 'I think, therefore I am. They do not, so they are not' gotta be the hardest line when staring a chaos god down.

    • @stoops187
      @stoops187 Місяць тому

      My mans was ice cold when he said that shit straight to She who Thirsts face

    • @aaronbold8715
      @aaronbold8715 29 днів тому +1

      Yeah except he did admit to serve them by the end of the book. Read.

    • @stoops187
      @stoops187 29 днів тому +3

      @@aaronbold8715 homie I’m reading 5 different 40K books alone right now. I’ll get to it when I can.

    • @JHattsy
      @JHattsy 29 днів тому

      @@aaronbold8715 Alright? does it change that it was a sick quote even if he bends the knee by the end? no, it doesn't. Fk off lmao.

    • @clydedoris5002
      @clydedoris5002 29 днів тому

      Your wrong

  • @sovietunion7643
    @sovietunion7643 Місяць тому +42

    6:33 the idea that the chaos gods literally act due to how sentient beings believe those concepts of emotions should work is an honestly really interesting. it honestly has some merit in other settings, namely warhammer fantasy. taal and rhya are two intertwined nature gods, but at one point they were only one god, with the worship of humans changing literally splitting them into two different faces/sides. if it can happen in that sense to lesser gods, i see no reason why it can't be scaled up

    • @cadian122
      @cadian122 Місяць тому +1

      Love your picture ... hate your username, lmao
      Suomi!!!

    • @ruyman90
      @ruyman90 Місяць тому +2

      I honestly believe that the only way to win is with a galactic scale wiping extinction, kinda like in Halo. It would be a big reset for the warp if suddenly there are little to no beings in the galaxy. The warp will have no one to feed from, Orcs will have no one to fight, and tyranids no one to eat. I think the warp might even become the peaceful paradise it once was. Who knows? maybe the Emperor wanted to wipe the galaxy of life while keeping humanity safe in the webway, that would really make the chaos gods wet their ethereal pants.

    • @Mark-in8ju
      @Mark-in8ju Місяць тому +1

      You actually understand what "Lovecraftian" means and I applaud you for that.

    • @sovietunion7643
      @sovietunion7643 Місяць тому +1

      @@cadian122 its from a hearts of iron 4 joke LMAO

    • @cadian122
      @cadian122 Місяць тому +1

      @sovietunion7643 okay I gotcha
      Mines a Warhammer 40k reference
      So we can both bask in our nerdome lol

  • @Mark-in8ju
    @Mark-in8ju Місяць тому +34

    You actually understand what "Lovecraftian" means and I applaud you for that.

    • @irishspartanstudios
      @irishspartanstudios Місяць тому +3

      Still doesn't understand what "autism" means, but we'll give credit where credit is due.

    • @deltatea3192
      @deltatea3192 Місяць тому +2

      @@irishspartanstudios To be fair most people don't understand anything about neuro-divergent states. Including autism, adhd, psychosis, sociopathy and all the other ones.

  • @wyatt8315
    @wyatt8315 Місяць тому +50

    Finally, a video to eat to!
    MY MEAL WILL BE LEGENDARY!!

  • @oteris2924
    @oteris2924 Місяць тому +10

    Major should make a video about Gork n Mork and how they are the bestest, strongest, n brutally cunning.

    • @ShizuokaJoe
      @ShizuokaJoe Місяць тому +3

      You forgot to add “cunningly brutal.” 😜

  • @MatthewLawrence.
    @MatthewLawrence. Місяць тому +40

    I know Mojorkill will be proud to Hear that I finally got my hands on a Lion El’Johnson Mini, that I found in a random comic book store

  • @nicholasmendoza5844
    @nicholasmendoza5844 Місяць тому +96

    0:22 lmao he looks like he's having a stroke.😂😂

  • @aokhoinguyenang3992
    @aokhoinguyenang3992 Місяць тому +42

    The only way for old lore(3 gods born from humanity) to make sense is that each specie spawn their own Chaos Gods but humanity 3 Gods defeated & consumed their counterpart from other species(maybe during the Age of Strife when humanity is both spreaded out all of the galaxy & is in crazy panic mode) & became the sole God of each aspect of Chaos

    • @benhibbard4519
      @benhibbard4519 Місяць тому +2

      Y'know I hadn't considered that. Maybe slaneesh is the only eldaar god surviving because the human gods murdered em all. 😂

    • @aokhoinguyenang3992
      @aokhoinguyenang3992 Місяць тому +4

      @@benhibbard4519 I mean the Eldar empire is one of the few that Dark Age humanity empire couldn't overcome. So their gods would be the only ones that could resist human Chaos Gods, until Slaanesh is born & tip the scale. Just my headcanon

    • @n4mele_c3r63
      @n4mele_c3r63 Місяць тому +2

      The scary thing is that the warp Gods is only bound at the milky way Galaxy.Imagine other Galaxy version of Warp gods

    • @aokhoinguyenang3992
      @aokhoinguyenang3992 Місяць тому +1

      @@n4mele_c3r63 This also depend on how true the theory that "the Tyranid had already devoured every other galaxies" is

    • @n4mele_c3r63
      @n4mele_c3r63 Місяць тому +1

      @@aokhoinguyenang3992 That isn't true for me.Tyranids at first weren't resistant to plasma fire and have to adapt to warp.If they devour the other galaxies even their smallest scout would have been enough to defeat a platoon of demons and Space marine alike

  • @fadelsukoco3092
    @fadelsukoco3092 Місяць тому +27

    Here are some ideas for consideration:
    What if every Astartes Legion staged a coup on the Emperor and took over the Imperium? How would they rule it and how successful would it be, compared to the canon Imperium? (this is all legions on the same side with minimal Chaos influence on events)
    What if 2 Primarchs held the Warmaster position cooperatively, under the assumption that those who would take issue at one Warmaster would respect the other one more and they could thus overall be more productive?
    Which nonhuman species would be the best fit for Chaos to take over and attain galactic dominance?
    If any one Loyalist and Traitor Primarch switched sides for the Horus Heresy, who would you choose for the best outcome for either the Loyalists, or the Traitors?
    What if the Silent King never got rid of his Command Protocols and took (almost) all the Necrons with him out of the galaxy to perhaps find a new and better one and come across the Tyranids?
    What if the Great Crusade had all the Primarchs and none turned Traitor, but there were no Astartes?
    What if the Beast Orks succeeded in defeating the Imperium?
    What if the Raptor Project succeeded/was never sabotaged?
    How would each Heresy/Crusade-era Primarch and Legion fare against the modern Tau Empire?
    What if one of the Primarchs landed on a xenos world and was raised by them?
    What if the Eldar managed to kill Angron before he was enslaved?
    What if another power rose to power during M31 instead of the Imperium, such as the Ullanor Orks, the Rangdan, or the Necrons via the Silent King returning early?
    What if the Beast Orks grew to threaten the Imperium before the Heresy could happen?
    What if the Tyranids arrived in M31, before the Heresy could happen?

  • @NornQueenKya
    @NornQueenKya Місяць тому +50

    Just give grandpa nurgle a great big hug and embrace his love

    • @Burnthealphabetpeople
      @Burnthealphabetpeople Місяць тому

      yeah id rather give slaanesh a hug i already love drugs rather get access to better drugs than be filled with maggots have my guts fall out and stink like shit

    • @aziouss2863
      @aziouss2863 Місяць тому

      I would deal with the superiority complex OF THE MOST HUMBLE of Inquisitors,Eldar or Necron...
      Actually that sound worse just feed me to the Tyranids and be done with it!

    • @reallybig4868
      @reallybig4868 Місяць тому +1

      Long as i get to feel happy for once

    • @343killedhalo4
      @343killedhalo4 Місяць тому

      correct. may nurgles blessing saturate you and gestate.

    • @Jeffrey_zeta
      @Jeffrey_zeta Місяць тому

      @@aziouss2863imagine if a piece of your genetic memory manifests as some consciousness within this newly bio mass fed Tyrannid. I think that would suck.

  • @Vinny_Havoc
    @Vinny_Havoc Місяць тому +6

    ... let me just say I GREATLY appreciate leaving the blooper line in. That was great XD
    May it net you many laughs and views.

  • @karkkosvolfe
    @karkkosvolfe Місяць тому +10

    Aeldari finally figured out how to complete their "God of Death" plan too. So the grand rumble should be entertaining!!
    Who else has money on the Necrons & their Pokéballs?

  • @arionofotherworld
    @arionofotherworld Місяць тому +18

    With the reveal that the Emperor almost became a chaos god in the Horus Heresy, and the birth of such a being could have resulted in the destruction of Terra much like Slannesh did with the eldar homeworlds, i wonder if Slannesh could well have been a powerful eldar psyker that was tricked into becoming Slannesh, in a mistaken effort to save her race without having anyone to pull her back from the brink.

    • @FroggyTheGroggy
      @FroggyTheGroggy Місяць тому

      Nah, is way more consistent with the canon that was the huge ammount of cum&vore energy that birthed Slanesh

    • @Hurricayne92
      @Hurricayne92 Місяць тому +5

      Now that is an interesting theory

  • @Mamba8460
    @Mamba8460 Місяць тому +11

    What if the Emperor wasn’t able to reach Nuceria in time to prevent Angron dying from the High Riders? How would having one less available Primarch affect the heresy with more lopsided sides? What would happen to the War Hounds? What would happen to Nuceria? Who do you think would go to Khorne?

    • @christiandauz3742
      @christiandauz3742 Місяць тому

      Another Primarch + Legion falls to Khorne
      Dorn and the Imperial Fists fall to Khorne. Horus wins the Heresy easily

  • @fletcherbryant6544
    @fletcherbryant6544 Місяць тому

    Hey majorkill i think you should do a video on ranking the primarchs on importance! Like there’s videos about who’s stronger or who’s got the best powers but not which one is super important!!

  • @dukemilfers1641
    @dukemilfers1641 Місяць тому

    Give us a video ranking the chaos gods by who currently has the most power. I think your argument for khorne is good and I want more.

  • @davidryall-flanders6353
    @davidryall-flanders6353 Місяць тому

    Love that you left the bloopers in. Respect mate.

  • @aziouss2863
    @aziouss2863 Місяць тому +12

    They are representations of:
    Action/Activity.
    Change/Ambition.
    Passion/Satisfaction.
    Life/Growth.
    They are shaped by every sapient being with a sould!
    Now pass those through the things through the minds of the average resident that has to suffer from,deal with, and participate in constant wars and genocides...
    and VOILA
    You get the chaos gods!

    • @Mark-in8ju
      @Mark-in8ju Місяць тому +1

      You actually understand what "Lovecraftian" means and I applaud you for that.

    • @thefullmetalmaskedduo6083
      @thefullmetalmaskedduo6083 Місяць тому

      Well they were (exempt for Slaanesh she's always been bad)
      Now they are:
      Bloodshed/war.
      Treachery/sham.
      Plague/death/decay.

  • @oliverjack7787
    @oliverjack7787 Місяць тому +1

    I would like to see a video of Major being the leader of each faction. See how he would run things, and how the galaxy would react. #MajorLeads

  • @leonmarple2521
    @leonmarple2521 Місяць тому +1

    Ive followed this channel since 2018 and its so good to see it get better and better, with new fans coming to warhammer this channel should go to the stratosphere where it belongs

  • @AUTISTIC_LEGAL_SYSTEM
    @AUTISTIC_LEGAL_SYSTEM Місяць тому

    We need a channel just like this for roundabouts in 🚦 intersections all over the country.

  • @tobystewart4403
    @tobystewart4403 Місяць тому

    Good episode. Lots of straight talk and no custodian love rambling.

  • @darrenengel2707
    @darrenengel2707 Місяць тому

    A major mini series of the chaos gods would slap hard ! ❤

  • @bindleberry
    @bindleberry Місяць тому +3

    Could you do a video on the military forces of the Mechanicus/Mechanicum/Dark mechanicum, bitte

  • @marystone860
    @marystone860 Місяць тому

    F-ing AWESOME! The God Emperor really DID light Nurgle's Garden on fire! That is SO good! I heard from somewhere that he did so with Guilliman! DUDE! I got to get that Plague Wars book! Hopefully it's on Audible!

  • @theamazingsandwich1994
    @theamazingsandwich1994 Місяць тому

    That beginning was so f****** good
    I know it's hard I'm sorry we love you damn put more of that in your videos

  • @NXDH927
    @NXDH927 Місяць тому

    I love the idea that the Warp has given form to these beings because the physical realm. It just seems appropriate that mortals f everything up.

  • @prestonjohnson1334
    @prestonjohnson1334 Місяць тому

    love all these videos got me into warhammer

  • @SalmonShark
    @SalmonShark Місяць тому +24

    "No chemicals"
    - Flavored Air 🤨

    • @thewargimp
      @thewargimp Місяць тому +5

      I know, he's not too bright, bless him 😂

    • @mcarrowtime7095
      @mcarrowtime7095 Місяць тому +8

      Technically “no chemicals” would be false even if it was just normal air due to the definition of chemical being literally anything made of atoms of differing elements.
      The point gets across perfectly fine without the need to be pedantic.

    • @AustralianBlueMage
      @AustralianBlueMage 18 днів тому

      ​@@mcarrowtime7095"without the need for being pedantic" - my friend, have you _met_ WH40K fans?

  • @justinweber4977
    @justinweber4977 Місяць тому

    A video on how things would change if the Chaos Gods were defined more by their positive traits than their negative ones would be kinda neat.
    Either a singular Chaos God or all four of them (Five if you can put a positive spin on Malal)
    Heck, even just choosing when this change happens would probably get a few videos if you break it up.

  • @WHHeresy
    @WHHeresy Місяць тому

    The new camera setup is incredible

  • @Cristov123
    @Cristov123 Місяць тому +3

    For Nurgle being so jolly, space hell Santa Clause, Typhus is kind of an asshole lol

  • @zedbruh7212
    @zedbruh7212 Місяць тому

    Timmy is back😂
    This vid reminds me of weshammers april fools vid about how the chaos gods are the good guys.
    I really dig the idea that chaos is just a reflection of ourselves

  • @Bergpoweryt
    @Bergpoweryt 29 днів тому

    The great horned rat being in the thumbnail gotta be the funniest thing i've seen all day

  • @crossfit_carpenter
    @crossfit_carpenter Місяць тому

    Here's a video idea!
    What chaos faction would the loyalist primachs join (chaos undivided not an option, they have to choose one of them)

  • @epicpie112
    @epicpie112 Місяць тому

    Majorkill bombing his video's monetization for the bit, love it

  • @Pyre
    @Pyre Місяць тому

    Been saying this for years, to the point I can't remember if I learned it from Majorkill or not. But,
    "The Chaos Gods are nothing but accidents the Warp happened to vomit out when all the true powers of the galaxy were looking the other way."
    Their affecting things *before* the War in Heaven doesn't change this. Time is mutable in the Warp after all.
    And by their own rules, peace in the galaxy WOULD unmake them. Every terrible decision from every character makes sense when you realize these four would be doing EVERYTHING they could at all times to prevent that.
    Chaos is simultaneously the most powerful, and weakest possible, faction in the setting. I wish more lore would explore that.

  • @mgtowmonkapprenticegang8426
    @mgtowmonkapprenticegang8426 Місяць тому

    I love chaos gods videos. Super cool

  • @moderncrusader5128
    @moderncrusader5128 Місяць тому +1

    Psyker disciplines explained please. From all the factions

  • @dtiger818
    @dtiger818 Місяць тому

    Very cool lighting change!

  • @Johan-tq3fk
    @Johan-tq3fk Місяць тому +1

    ATTEMPT 69: A video about, what if there were no loyalist elements in the traitor legions, this would also count for omegon and magnus. So there would be no need for the culling at isthvaan and weakening of the traitor forces. Giving the traitors a boost in numbers and cohesion, plus a lot of important named characters. it would be very intresting to see what all the effects would be on the possible succes of the heresy.

  • @Decayrate-of-Ravn-Rike
    @Decayrate-of-Ravn-Rike Місяць тому

    Perfectly captures why emoting is important.
    Certain sentences and words just come out slurred if the face is mute.

  • @darkestcarving8735
    @darkestcarving8735 Місяць тому

    I imagine The growth of chaos as a fourth dimensional pond of oil in the sea.
    With time being the character creator slider. Always being there, but not always the same shape.

  • @shimazutakuma1031
    @shimazutakuma1031 Місяць тому

    Grandpa Nurgle, the Garden tender, loves his creations, chill, always concucting plagues and diseases~ to be shared for everyone~

  • @alfiewaller3978
    @alfiewaller3978 Місяць тому

    Now you've finished all the heresy novels, can you please do a tier list on the performance of each of the Primarchs during the heresy?

  • @HugeAckMan420
    @HugeAckMan420 Місяць тому

    Entertaining video. Danny Fortuna in shambles.

  • @ryanperez5457
    @ryanperez5457 Місяць тому

    I like to compare slaanesh to the cenobites from hellraiser. They are both about pleasure, pain, sensation, and shattering the concept of limits.

  • @VoriciTheAssasinTV
    @VoriciTheAssasinTV Місяць тому +5

    Souls crushed together
    Sounds like someone sitting on the golden throne
    😁😁😁😁

  • @andrewtamuleveicius4183
    @andrewtamuleveicius4183 Місяць тому

    Nice job keeping in the out takes

  • @MrMartridad
    @MrMartridad 28 днів тому

    0:33 love the human moment there, word are hard lol

  • @matthewpletsch7523
    @matthewpletsch7523 Місяць тому

    Dude a custom Royal Rumble in a wrestling game, with the Chaos gods starting, would be sick

  • @chrishancock2212
    @chrishancock2212 Місяць тому

    Good job! You got it out!

  • @simpleorange7332
    @simpleorange7332 Місяць тому

    Love the video, but I am curious to learn if there's anything that you think could be a strong enough tether to bring one of the chaos gods into the material universe.

  • @BearPawSwipe
    @BearPawSwipe Місяць тому

    I thought there was gonna be sick beat drop! On topic, I hope they have Slaanesh in the next Space Marine game...that would be awesome.

  • @OrkWarbossThrakka
    @OrkWarbossThrakka Місяць тому +3

    ORKTOBER, AN YA TALKIN’ BOUT DA WIERD BIGGUNZ’. STEAD OF GORK N’ MORK!!!

  • @dylanstacey3514
    @dylanstacey3514 Місяць тому

    Looking more jacked Major. Keep it up. Soon you’ll be a Primaris.

  • @TheRedGauntlet
    @TheRedGauntlet Місяць тому

    Really like the Chaos Gods as definitions of gods. They feel far more abstract and wide scopped then Mytholgoy gods that is close to been a powerful super human then a god.

  • @Beastbrush
    @Beastbrush Місяць тому

    Knorne: Corn enjoyer
    Nurgle: Turd burglar enthusiast
    Tzeentch: Bird lover
    Slaanesh: The second child you be less strict to.

  • @daverage4729
    @daverage4729 Місяць тому

    18 seconds in...Tzeentch has seized control of Majorkill's speech centres. Lol!!!

  • @flithbrin
    @flithbrin 29 днів тому

    I usually catch these videos as soon as they're uploaded, so sorry for being late to contribute to the algorithm with a comment, but I do want to give my 2 cents
    Tzeentch will never be honest with you, Tzeentch demands your sanity
    Slaneesh will never restrain you, but it demands your soul
    Khorne will never lie to you, but he demands your humanity
    Nurgle will always tell the truth, but he demands your pain
    Just my 2 cents. Nurgle is forever Grandpapa Nurgle, the chaos god I want to see redeemed most.

  • @wolight
    @wolight Місяць тому

    2:46 Imagine going to a knight world for the regular tithe and seeing that shit on the wall

  • @shimmereyes8984
    @shimmereyes8984 Місяць тому +3

    "If you want something funny to suck on"- This one is definitely a cultist of Slaanesh in disguise.

  • @rustkarl
    @rustkarl Місяць тому +8

    I prefer the version where they manifested from the aftermath of the War in Heaven.
    Still tied the settings’ massive fuckup to the big war, kind of showing how the cataclysm of 60 million years ago sowed the seeds for what would become the Great Game and Horus Heresy.
    Personally as much as I respect Fabius stance against them, I don’t think it’s objectively true so much as something he needs to believe to be true.
    While they are naturally inclined to act in such ways as what empowers them which is in part based on the perception of them, the Horus Heresy showed that they could restrain themselves and act objectively when needed.
    They are capable of reigning it in if it suits their purpose, they are also capable of whim and caprice. They have just enough wherewithal to act as they must when the Great Game is threatened but otherwise maintain their holding pattern of the Game.

    • @christiandauz3742
      @christiandauz3742 Місяць тому

      Eldar and Necrons at their peak fought side by side against Chaos during the War in Heaven

    • @rustkarl
      @rustkarl Місяць тому

      @@christiandauz3742
      What’s your point? I’m not saying that’s not the canon right now, I just said I prefer the one that came before it.
      Secondly I dislike the idea of the Necrontyr and Aeldari having some kind of truce way back when, it spoils their ‘bitter ancient rivals’ dynamic in the present setting and shoehorns in Chaos into yet another plot point where it adds nothing. It’s already got the Horus Heresy and the last 10,000 years of the Long War/ Black Crusades and Great Rift to its credit, let the other threats have a background event to themselves.
      Chaos being a reflection of a galaxy in strife for 60 million years because of the ancient races makes more sense than just saying it was always there.

    • @christiandauz3742
      @christiandauz3742 Місяць тому

      @@rustkarl
      Chaos is the main and most powerful antagonist in Fantasy/Age of Sigmar so why not 40k?

    • @rustkarl
      @rustkarl Місяць тому

      @@christiandauz3742
      It’s already been well established to be a prime antagonist. It doesn’t have to be forced into everything.

  • @ericorange2654
    @ericorange2654 Місяць тому +4

    8:20 symbolism, the word you are looking is sssssymbolism

  • @facetankhank
    @facetankhank Місяць тому

    That bad takes section made me laugh. Like actually laugh, not blow air through my nose.

  • @Xxkevym33xX
    @Xxkevym33xX Місяць тому

    I’ve never been so fuckin hype to see a mistake take in a video. Majors had fun making this one

  • @ХристоВасилев-б7у
    @ХристоВасилев-б7у Місяць тому

    Bro is on the grind lately

  • @xTheZapper
    @xTheZapper Місяць тому +2

    In general, the vast majority of humans are actually ok and nice to each other, so really the positive feeling gods should be the most powerful.

    • @Aberinkula9
      @Aberinkula9 Місяць тому

      Not in WH40k
      (And not in places like Philippines and Brazil - and I know about the latter for I live in Brazil)

    • @xTheZapper
      @xTheZapper Місяць тому

      @@Aberinkula9 I knew someone would claim that. But if you think about it, for these gods to have come out stronger than good gods that means over 50% of humans are being evil to each other. I know 40k is grim dark but in the books every other human isn't being evil, it's actually a fairly low percentage.
      I can't speak for Brazil myself, but I'd be willing to bet that over 50% of the total population isn't made up of violent criminals.

    • @xTheZapper
      @xTheZapper Місяць тому

      @@Aberinkula9 So according to Wikipedia, the homicide rate in Brazil is about 23 per 100,000 people. Which I guess means around 99.9% of your population are not considering murdering anyone. In general, most people are not actually violent or aggressive, which makes it unlikely that evil thoughts would be able to overwhelm the good ones to produce these evil gods.

    • @Aberinkula9
      @Aberinkula9 Місяць тому

      @@xTheZapper First of: evil is not only manifested through violent acts between people. Dishonesty and general corruption can be seen in its effects through indirect and "non-concrete" consequences. THAT is the case of Brazil, for instance.
      And in the case of WH40K, planets like Terra itself, Necromunda, Birmingham, Cretacea, Baal, the ones in the Ghoul Stars and those ruled in the shadows by the Howling Griffons, for instance, are riddled with violence, opression and misery among the very people. Yes, there are "OK" planets (nothing compared with T'au planets and Aeldari's Craftworlds) and Pleasure Planets, but these are the minority. Oh, and the Ecclesiarchy and the Inquisition have a tight grip with an iron hand (no pun intended) to watch over and hunt other gods that are not Big E. The only good God in WH40k is Isha and Nurgle kidnapped her thousands and thousands of years ago. So no, there are no good Gods - and the Emperor is not a full god yet.

    • @Aberinkula9
      @Aberinkula9 Місяць тому

      @@xTheZapper We have, more or less, a "stable" (if that deserves to be called "stable") death index of 45.000 per year due violent reasons here in Brazil - along with other forms of death that are high. And as I said previously, other forms of evil plague our country due the general corruption of the people here. If that was not the case, we would have been already a first class country CENTURIES ago.
      You would need to know Portuguese in order to see better the studies HERE in Brazil about how violent and corrupt people here is. We are NOT a nice country with nice people and if another brazilian tell you it is, trust me, he wants to mislead you at minimum.

  • @StaK_1980
    @StaK_1980 Місяць тому

    There is a fifth one...
    Also, I like that Timmy is slowly crawling back into the videos. If you keep him in reserve for the "achktually" folks, I think we can leave the spawn of nurgle in the videos. :P

  • @cRiNiAl
    @cRiNiAl Місяць тому

    Best intro since Timmy went back to the void!

  • @Noisius
    @Noisius Місяць тому +2

    FEAST UPON THE DELIGHTS OF THIS WORLD!!

  • @thedragonborn9027
    @thedragonborn9027 Місяць тому +4

    Majokill! Make a Gabriel Angelos model! One i can proxy Guilliman with! And my life, is yours!

  • @saintsinner6195
    @saintsinner6195 Місяць тому

    Majorkill: No cursing in the first minute of the video for monetization purposes.
    Also Majorkill: "Fuck!" in the first minute. lol

  • @TheDevilockedzombie
    @TheDevilockedzombie Місяць тому

    "You want to have as much fun as possible without nuking your health."
    You dont know me.

  • @NATEDOG
    @NATEDOG Місяць тому

    Thought I was having a seizure at the beginning til I realized you posted the bloopers at the beginning 😂

  • @TowerVP
    @TowerVP Місяць тому

    The chaos gods are literally just Egregore, which is a concept that's been around for a really long time.

  • @bluej03
    @bluej03 Місяць тому

    Broh, the lens flare 🤌 also thanks for reminding me I need to work out

  • @kameronmeyer7356
    @kameronmeyer7356 Місяць тому

    “If you just want something fun to suck on” how can he say that with such a happy straight face ? Lmaoo

  • @samueltrusik3251
    @samueltrusik3251 Місяць тому

    Honestly, I really hope Vashtoor ascends to become a proper chaos god soon.
    It would be great to have a logical, polite god who does not backstab everyone or smells like crap.

  • @AIArtworks45
    @AIArtworks45 Місяць тому

    Like the dark king for the humans, and slaneesh for the eldar, i have always supposed that every chaos god is a paradigma of a fallen great race.

  • @ohamatchhams
    @ohamatchhams Місяць тому +9

    What I really like with Majorkill at handling Warp-related topics is he keep emphasized Games Workshop's constant retcons about The Warp and frequent exaggerations with it, that makes digging Warhammer 40K borderline insufferable especially to powerscalers that think Warhammer 40K is the most overpowered settings (especially at misinforming newbies), therefore brushing the more interesting dynamics of how Warp gods works in delicate cycles of ups and downs (including gods of order, gods of chaos, neutral-aligned gods to Galaxy-ending threat like Hivemind's "Shadow in The Warp"), with Emperor as turning point that can shakes things up as so far being the only Warp entity that can permanently shedding chaos by conventional weapons crafted specially by his metaphysical nature
    Not to mention that lesser warp gods that are Primarchs' souls are working independently from chaos gods, hence other Majorkill theory fits so well with how Primarchs turned into daemon are more of sidegrades than upgrades (not to mention that Daemon Primarch Magnus being kicked so hard constantly despite juiced more by chaos and purged of his righteous shard, being so embarassingly pitiful, therefore showcasing how chaos gods aren't THE be all and end all, not to mention that Tzeentch was horrified with how Kairos was mutated from Well of Eternity visit that he feels like Kairos being so foreign from even his psychic conception of "Change", something that even horrifies chaos gods are THE REAL ELDRITCH bullshits tbh)
    Very good video and comprehensive for beginners too, it might need some couple deliberations like the primarchs souls being lesser warp gods that grows independently and acts by bending destinies surrounding them (as long as they have self-esteem, so not Conrad Kurze's pitiful mentality), but overall it's already way more than adequate

    • @FroggyTheGroggy
      @FroggyTheGroggy Місяць тому

      Only Rick cared about coherency in the warp, and he wasnt all that coherent, how do you explain the contrary of logic anyways?

  • @liamberthou-lochet6880
    @liamberthou-lochet6880 Місяць тому

    "better late than never" dude Benjamin Button the shit out of the algorithm, he started by the scraps at the bottom of the warhammer lore barrel, and is just now coming to the basics of what is 40k

  • @wingedsavi0r43
    @wingedsavi0r43 Місяць тому

    No lie I had to do a quadruple take with the failed outtakes lol great one

  • @sigh1685
    @sigh1685 Місяць тому

    0:17 - 0:26
    Tzeentch is having fun with this guy

  • @343killedhalo4
    @343killedhalo4 Місяць тому +1

    ya know whats wild to think about, if any one chaos god took over the entire universe, nurgle would be the only one thats not that bad. yea everything would smell at first, but than the universe would be teaming with life, and all death would lead to glorious rebirth. even other immortal, or machine entities would enjoy glorious endless stagnation as life and death occur inside them. they we become eternal bastions of his cycle. PRAISE NURGLE. how beautiful his garden would be, if his garden is all that is. ❤

  • @BruteDion
    @BruteDion Місяць тому

    Bro really had me checking my phone to see if my internet was fucking up.

  • @ratman7976
    @ratman7976 Місяць тому

    I reckon Nurgle and Khorn would be the guys you could have a beer with. Tzeench and Slanesh probably would ruffie you.

  • @herpesinflammation
    @herpesinflammation Місяць тому +1

    Day 37 of begging Majorminis to produce a Rylanor miniature

  • @ExclusiveAlexander
    @ExclusiveAlexander Місяць тому

    WOOOOOOOO NEW DROP

  • @tycad8990
    @tycad8990 Місяць тому +8

    MajorKill just seems like the kind of dude that I'd be down to go get a beer with while Arch is the kind of guy I'd do my utmost to avoid being seen with.

    • @jackruby6696
      @jackruby6696 Місяць тому

      Arch would try and measure ur skull

  • @UncleMikeDrop
    @UncleMikeDrop Місяць тому

    I would like to see more of Gork and Mork in the current setting.

  • @leighz1962
    @leighz1962 Місяць тому

    The Emperor has always been the God of Chaos Undivided