If anyone missed the lore in why he thinks spiked shield is bad it's because he had a run he was winning with it, then because he can't/ refuses to read he chose 110 shield every 2 seconds with spiked shield and a 10 dmg yoyo INSTEAD OF 400+ shield every 2 seconds with just the shield, lost the instant he made that asinine decision, blamed the shield for the loss, and now thinks it's a bad item
I am appreciative of the fact that he's so obviously bad because I don't want to have already seen the best of every build before the game goes free and I get to play it
@@Pedun42 luckily the game is still changing very rapidly in beta and getting lots of patches and updates, so the meta will probably look pretty different by the time it releases anyway :) last patch pufferfish Vanessa was on top, now it’s monitor lizard/ray Dooley, next patch it’ll be something else as they continue the balancing process
With how much he’s pivoting, it doesn’t surprise me he keeps talking about dancing with the one who brought him. He’s practically doing a pirouette every shop.
@@MrThemetricsystemhe used the pawn shop with membership card a video or two ago. For some reason I feel like he doesn't clock that the fixer upper works the same way.
NL has made a 15 year long Career without reading any description more than for 2 seconds max. Why would you think he has changed? Give up type A's. He is immune to strats, only chance-based pogs lie ahead.
@@myspicyclips6402I mean with that mindset why even play the game to begin with, you gotta work with what you have even if it’s not perfect that’s the whole point lol
This guy REFUSES to scale his items that scale based on value and then says value doesn't scale and thinks winning on sandstorm with a shield build is bad, this man's brain is set to mono red mode permanently
@@Pinkiepied1yes, but if he takes the items, he should try to tailor the build correctly. The only thing worse than a non-meta sandstorm build is a unscaled sandstorm build
NL at this point has sold me several games just out of sheer frustration. I just get to the point that I rather just play it myself. However, 100% agree with the repetitiveness of some build patterns at the moment.
His brain is calibrated to Vanessa where value scaling is nonexistent and shops are usually neutral or slight negative. I’ve gone full type A, I’m so cooked.
19:30 this kinda betrays his mindset, pygmalian plays for the sandstorm like 70% of the time yet he still sees it as bad to win through the sandstorm? it's a part of the game
I hopped on my phone while watching this vid on my tv just to say this. He had like what a 90 shield item on day 2/3 and SOLD SPIKED SHIELD… hopefully all the meta will drive him off and he’ll finish the silent runs ;-;
My egg, if you want to slot in a second weapon why take the skill that only works with using a single weapon? I mean, I know the other skills were not great, but something is better than nothing. Edit: Oh man, that was only the beginning.
I dont think brass knuckle's have multi shot , they just hit twice , hmm if you weapon has 70 dmg it will do 35x2 not 70x2 ... but i might be sooo wrong , but i dont think I am xD
Incorrect, they are working as intended. The double damage is baked into the displayed number Look at when he buffs the weapon from junk or the cloak, it receives double the buff
Theres no way he took the shield skill and sells the spiked shield bro. I understand the atlatl respect but i guess it doesnt matter against the Dooley scum
If anyone missed the lore in why he thinks spiked shield is bad it's because he had a run he was winning with it, then because he can't/ refuses to read he chose 110 shield every 2 seconds with spiked shield and a 10 dmg yoyo INSTEAD OF 400+ shield every 2 seconds with just the shield, lost the instant he made that asinine decision, blamed the shield for the loss, and now thinks it's a bad item
_Pure cinema_
[David Attenborough]: The Type-A chatter boils over
Trigger Warning: this video is a backseaters nightmare
as most are
After watching this the single women in my area ad changed to therapists
Thank you
Crying and throwing up rn as he sells TWO piggles in a row with a silk in hand
It doesn’t matter what he does; it’s the wrong choice
Watching an NL video in public and shaking my head every few seconds to make sure everyone around me knows I disapprove of his pyg build
Some of your worst Bazaar gameplay yet Egg, loving the content!
I am appreciative of the fact that he's so obviously bad because I don't want to have already seen the best of every build before the game goes free and I get to play it
@@Pedun42 luckily the game is still changing very rapidly in beta and getting lots of patches and updates, so the meta will probably look pretty different by the time it releases anyway :) last patch pufferfish Vanessa was on top, now it’s monitor lizard/ray Dooley, next patch it’ll be something else as they continue the balancing process
With how much he’s pivoting, it doesn’t surprise me he keeps talking about dancing with the one who brought him. He’s practically doing a pirouette every shop.
bit of a stretch but I see the vision +2 merry christmas
I like how he says he's tired of doing the buy-sell and then he immediately does buy-sell for the brass knuckles
the Ravs build cameo with the reveal that he's playing Dooley is so fucking funny omg
We're never getting a collab ever again lol
The Scottish would be dooley boys
It's so funny how he buys and sells weapons even though it doesn't affect the silk. He's just doing it for fun, lmao
All head, no hair.
Can you imagine what this run would have looked like if he didn't sell the spike shield at the beginning for no reason at all?
hey he had one bad run with it, that means it's garbage!
@@radarhead82 He had a fine run but he decided to cripple his shield setup and that made him lose :(
He gets so caught up on it being Bronze when that literally makes no difference.
The Egg gives with one hand (consistent uploads.), and the Egg takes with the other (profoundly dogshit decisions)
Watching my boy NL have an item that increases the value of his gear and a shield item that shields equal to value and then not even consider it.
I don't think he has even once conceived trying an item value scaling build despite it offering it to him many times. Eventually...
@@MrThemetricsystemhe used the pawn shop with membership card a video or two ago. For some reason I feel like he doesn't clock that the fixer upper works the same way.
He knows how membership card works, he knows how fixer upper scales, he has both at the same time, how does he not put it together even once?
This may have been recorded before he learned that and is just being released now
The young'uns are learning about Big Backlog
probably because the extra 60 shield on fixer upper is going to do nothing against a permaslow 400 poison 3k shield dooley
NL has made a 15 year long Career without reading any description more than for 2 seconds max. Why would you think he has changed? Give up type A's. He is immune to strats, only chance-based pogs lie ahead.
@@myspicyclips6402I mean with that mindset why even play the game to begin with, you gotta work with what you have even if it’s not perfect that’s the whole point lol
Immediately pausing the video and going to the comment section as soon as he sells the shield
0:20 convictions immediately put to the test
This guy REFUSES to scale his items that scale based on value and then says value doesn't scale and thinks winning on sandstorm with a shield build is bad, this man's brain is set to mono red mode permanently
He learned about rewards card / fixer upper synergy on stream a few days ago. Very likely after this was recorded.
@@michaeletzkorn we're so back
winning on sandstorm with a shield build is bad in the Dooley meta, like sandstorm when you have 400+ poison isn't going to do jack.
@@Pinkiepied1yes, but if he takes the items, he should try to tailor the build correctly. The only thing worse than a non-meta sandstorm build is a unscaled sandstorm build
@@wilkic2he's better off looking for Vineyard and the shield version + matchsticks, actual combo off. Can beat a Dooley more often than sandstorm
My guy doing his best Augustus gloob at the chocolate factory impression, 30gold, loosing all Fights, picks chocolate
I'm just hoping NL doesn't encounter the hardest boss of this game at some point in this run (It's model ship)
Other YT Andy's: I watch NL for the riveting commentary and sometimes POG gameplay
Me: I watch NL for the Dooley rage
We are not the same
1:04
Autobattle enjoyers while trying to fit Cloud's sword into a fanny pack:
The only nice thing about Dooley being OP is that they're usually out of the pool by day 12, so you might actually win if you can make it to there.
These videos get so much easier to watch when you accept that you have to laugh at him instead of with him
Buy me sell me ❌
Dance with the one who brought you brother
Oh. And. We. Are. DANCIN.
We’re pivot guys of course we watch NL completely destroy his own build and somehow still win
Finally punished, brother
Somehow not this time :D
New intro meta goes crazy
Not all jeballians, but somehow always a jeballian
-2
25:05 Man builds even worse board than his previous worst board in history, forcibly ejected from the game.
Been watching the recent Bazaar videos and im just wondering, Is every Jaballian a pacifist?
Common misconception , not every Jaballian is a pacifist. Educate yourself.
We are so back gamers
And we restarted the game
Gamers, we are back
but we dont use paint
with a title and video length like this, it can't be good
One day he will embrace the combo & scaling nature of the Pyg. Until then... back to Vanessa?
*Tapping forehead* He doesn't need to embrace or understand the Pyg if he only plays Vanessa...
As a historic type B chatter im sorry guys i cant do it anymore i have to convert
WHY WOULDNT YOU BUY THE GONJO WHEN EVERY MATCH IS GOING TO SANDSTORM
I’m only half way through the video and I want to cry
My workflow is becoming dependant on these uploads man
This is pure chaos. Stoppppp!!! 26:44
He will read what temporary shelter does one day, I promise 🙏
Pack it up type A chatters, this one is not for you
05:49 Put a little Atlatl in your pocket, who watches over you!
Brass knuckles would be good if they named them jebalian brass knuckles
that doesn't make sense, Jebalians are all pacifists
all yap, no skill. But that's why we love our egg
This has double damage, meaning when it gains damage it is doubled. The egg tech is amazing
I'm 12 minutes in and I'm not sure I can sit this one out
Just off of the title you know
and the runtime of the video lol
we are the bazaar fans, of course we are refreshing the NL youtube page to see if there is a new video, and we don't paint it red
Evil Vanessa be like I don’t paint my ship red but I do use paint
Sitting on a Rewards Card with a Fixer Upper on field is certainly A choice you CAN make.
Attention must be paid to a six pivot man
NL at this point has sold me several games just out of sheer frustration. I just get to the point that I rather just play it myself.
However, 100% agree with the repetitiveness of some build patterns at the moment.
Were lunch break guys, of course we're here within a minute of posting
You know it's gonna be a strong run when the duration of the video is 30 minutes
This guy will never paint his shit red
DOOLEY THIS AND DOOLEY THAT
Boys... is he getting worse?
he is addicted to the pivot
Thanks for the company.
SNIP SNAP SNIP SNAP
That last Dooley was criminal
Refusing to interact with pig mechanics is an amusing choice for sure
🗣️ BOOOOORRIIINNNNNNG ‼️‼️
it's gonna feel wrong if he ever starts a bazaar video for youtube without restarting at the beginning
I've been there, my commiseration.
The answer was to dance with the one that brought you for like… the first time.
Why does he hate the shops? 20 gold, 2 empty spots on his board and he's going for a random free weapon instead of a store?
His brain is calibrated to Vanessa where value scaling is nonexistent and shops are usually neutral or slight negative.
I’ve gone full type A, I’m so cooked.
19:30 this kinda betrays his mindset, pygmalian plays for the sandstorm like 70% of the time yet he still sees it as bad to win through the sandstorm? it's a part of the game
When he doesn't take the beast.
Do not dance with the one that brought you?
Are the knuckles bugged? They were not dealing double damage.
ive been watching NL for a decade now and I think this is one of the worst videos ive ever seen with his decision making lol. Brother was lost
Oh no he's starting to pivot.
Who let bro cook on this one? 🗣🗣🗣🗣
From whomst the bell tolls.
*NL's patience*
We are so back gamers and we restarted the game
I hopped on my phone while watching this vid on my tv just to say this. He had like what a 90 shield item on day 2/3 and SOLD SPIKED SHIELD… hopefully all the meta will drive him off and he’ll finish the silent runs ;-;
we are bazaar guys of course we love watching the egg
I miss him talking about his day......
This man has fell on pivot hell
WHAT IS HE DOING I CAN'T
Why does he not mouse over the left-most skill to read it half the time? Has he memorized the symbols already?
Brother. I think he’s cooked
We are so back guys, of course we restart the game in the first 3 seconds
My egg, if you want to slot in a second weapon why take the skill that only works with using a single weapon? I mean, I know the other skills were not great, but something is better than nothing. Edit: Oh man, that was only the beginning.
Where's my mandatory 5 pm slay the spire video man
25:39 he is losing it. 27:24
NL subscribes to the sunk cost fallacy confirmed😩
The day 2 dooley was bonkers
I dont think brass knuckle's have multi shot , they just hit twice , hmm if you weapon has 70 dmg it will do 35x2 not 70x2 ... but i might be sooo wrong , but i dont think I am xD
thank god hes not worried about us because i dont care what he runs
We're buy sell guys of course we. We're buy sell guys of course we. We're buy sell guys of course we.
Jaballian longbow
Could have had a crazy freeze build
Hello to the gamers
e'ry day I'm pivoting
What does this title mean?
YES HE TOOK FIXER UPPER DAY 1 LETS GOOOO
Be careful what you wish for, lol
Am i tripping or was the brass knuckles not doing double damage?
The damage already factors in the double damage. So at the start for example it has 5 damage, but it shows as 10.
@@MrZelnoth ooooh thank you that makes sense
Im glad Im stupid as fuck cause the comments are not liking this
We shit red but we don’t use paint
This has to be one of the worst builds he's cooked up so far
Not all jeballians are pacifists, but this one is.
The brass knuckles are def bugged no? They werent doing double damage
Incorrect, they are working as intended. The double damage is baked into the displayed number
Look at when he buffs the weapon from junk or the cloak, it receives double the buff
@sirthursday6159 ah thank you
Theres no way he took the shield skill and sells the spiked shield bro. I understand the atlatl respect but i guess it doesnt matter against the Dooley scum
Do I know the toll 6 pivots take on a man? Brother, the videos is 30 minutes long. I can take a guess.