Ciri and Geralt arrived at the gate of Kaer Morhen. Ciri: Is that our new fortified wall? Ah, I bet no army in this world would dare to attack Kaer Morhen for this tremendous wall! Geralt: Hmmm... It's not a wall. It's... a pile of complaint letters we received over these years.
@@henrywedekind5754 Of course. The letters are perfect targets for Igni practising at the same time. Honestly, live in Kaer Morhen would be much harder without these letters.
The worst karen in the game is that bitch Anna Henrieblabla she annoyed me the most lol like she cuss me out and compared my job with hunting high vampires to a job of their hounds hunting foxes
Something Oil should be a mod. That would be so cool. Something Oil is “+10% damage against Something” and it can be anything from Specter to Ogroid oil that it applies to your sword.
Yeah, its indirectly 'hidden' in the Quest: the victim was the man she cuckolded 'Monsieur de Blahblahblah' with :P Cant blame her even: young stróng sturdy and attractive worker.... vs that pompouos oaf of a Monsieur who could probably only get his quill up to 'file a complaint'. There's even a nod to that twat-Monsieur being a real arrogant oafy jerk, at one of the Innkeeps when you ask them about the area. Not 100% sure, but i think its the Innkeep of Francollarts?(Central-South of Toussaint?)
Even if Bourbeau did “file a complaint” to Kaer Morhen 1. The time it would take the letter to be delivered would take weeks, by horse, and more for Bourbeau to even know if the message arrived. 2. The delivery and postal fee would be absurdly high due to the long journey 3. With rampant monsters, bandits, soldiers, the messenger would likely die before reaching the destination. 4. Once the complaint reaches Kaer Morhen, all the Witchers there are going to laugh their asses off. They’ll either frame it as a gag souvenir for Geralt, or burn it with igni. Who knows they might even reply with their own “customer service response” 5. Bourbeau’s influence and social connections in Kaedwin is virtually zero, he has no authority or power to “fire” Geralt from the School of the Wolf.
Let’s also not forget that Kaer Morhen is basically abandoned by this point, as Vesemir is dead, Lambert has moved with Keira & Eskel has moved on. Oh! And Letho’s probably in the Blue Mountains by now, if you say you spared him during the events of The Witcher 2. He ain’t filing a complaint worth shit.
Kaer Morhen help line: Witcher Customer service, how may I assist you today? Angry Customer: One of your Monster removal Techs was VERY rude to me! And he stole all kinds of things out of my wine cellar! Food, wine, leather scraps! And to top off, he frightened my wife something awful! She said he was a white-haired, primal beast and could not stop staring at him! She would fan herself everytime he spoke! Customer service: Yessir, we are incredibly sorry for this inconvenience. Would please tell us the Tech's name so we can terminate the employee? Angry Customer: HIS NAME!?!?! I can't be bothered to learn the names of those beneath me!!! Customer Service: Oh, well we are very sorry Sir. There's very little that we can do. I can offer you a discount on your next nekker removal service? Would you like that Sir? Angry Customer: ......Okay.
This guy: I have to lodge a complaint against your white-haired witcher. I instructed him to call me sir and he threatened me with violence! Vesemir: AYO THAT'S MY BOY!
The moment the client says "guild", Geralt cracks a smile. He's thinking "I haven't even been with those witches in centuries but if you think you have better luck, go ahead." LMAO
I don't. He's not a peasant but a snob eith his ass up his own arse. Status...... yeah, why doesn't he go to the beast and tell it about his social status?😂
I really hope they Implement the Lambert approach to every single option so we can just simply piss every one off then kill them. Better yet just make a new Witcher game with Lambert and Keira's married life.
I remember when i first staryed playing witcher 3 ( first one i played ) i was like his voice is gonna get really old really quick. Never did he is fucking hilarious
Just watch out for this yellow contract boards arround Toussaint. I can not remember in wich village you can pick this up. But watch out this quest is a high level quest and the only way to succeed is to find the glorious, the mighty, the legendary... something oil^^
Cyberpunk's launch has been fraught with substantive issues, but the game itself (experienced as-intended) is a fantastic step forward that builds on the Witcher's strengths while pushing them far further in fascinating directions. It'll have a trajectory similar to TLoU II, where the drama slowly dies down and gives way to an appreciation for the developers' calculated risks to advance the boundaries of immersive storytelling.
I don't get this scene because isn't geralt knighted? and doesn't he own a vinyard given to him by the duchess who personally invited him there in the first place?
Meh, at this point in the game, Geralt is stupid rich. He didn't need the money. But he does like being a Witcher (he admitted that), so he was ready to take the contract, but this guy was insufferable so Geralt is living out all our dreams of putting Karens in their place.
Do you hate that your beard grows back? OF COURSE YOU DO BECAUSE YOU SHAVED IT! then I have a solution for you dear sir or madam wear a mask it stops the lines of code that causes Geralt's beard to regrow however there are some slips at time like in cutscenes the code restarts as the mask is not an item people would comment on you having on and it is registered as Gerlat's face and the occasional slip up but it is almost fullproof at the lose of some parts of his face.
@@omaranimationsbr when i played hearts of stone and Vlodimir shaved Geralt's beard it never grew back. i'm guessing that's some kind of bug and not supposed to happen?
Well for me it’s because I’m not a native English so there’s a lot of words that I don’t understand, but yeah I wish I was a native so I wouldn’t have to look at the subtitles all the time because they’re so distracting and they make you miss out on the good cutscenes :)
I always have subtitles no matter what game I play on the chance that I either mishear whatever is said, or some minor glitch causes the line to get cut off before it’s finished. I’m English first language by the way, but for people who aren’t I imagine it’s less jarring being properly dubbed in English, or the only choice if their language isn’t supported.
I don’t like the voice of the witcher, i think is the same guy from MGS, he was great in metal gear solid but for this character it doesn’t suits him well
We all know Lambert is in charge of Customer Service. That how he got the tude
I feel like they must get a lot of complaints from the sentient monster community
Lol
@@alisteroidtestostereem7816 not bad
@@insanegamer23899 hah
@@alisteroidtestostereem7816 Geralt should've been a poet.
Something oil
+10% Attack power versus Something
Requires Wolfsbane and a sprig of Fuck Knows...
EpicMRPancake bison grass
Another award winning youtube comment.
Fuckin savage
@@EpicMRPancake omg i love reading witcher comments. made me rofl...
The music, the atmosphere, the accent, the conversations......
I miss The Witcher 3.......
ITS REWIND TIME
You can play it again, it's not like the game doesn't exist anymore.
@@Jun-Kyard And I have, a couple of months ago.
I had to uninstall it the other day so that I could have space for the new game
I sold the new game
Toussaint is also so amazing. It just gives a whole new feel to it.
Ciri and Geralt arrived at the gate of Kaer Morhen.
Ciri: Is that our new fortified wall? Ah, I bet no army in this world would dare to attack Kaer Morhen for this tremendous wall!
Geralt: Hmmm... It's not a wall. It's... a pile of complaint letters we received over these years.
How do you think their castle is heated?
Nailed the hmm
@@henrywedekind5754 Of course. The letters are perfect targets for Igni practising at the same time. Honestly, live in Kaer Morhen would be much harder without these letters.
Oh my gosh, complaint letters proved to be a better defense against the wild hunt. Eat some complaint Ereden you....
@@ymiersairo2292 just send the tax collector after the wild hunt... EVERYONE fears the tax collector...
Geralt's dialogue in this quest is the wet dream of every IT Support ever.
I've been there
The difference is, people in IT support are paid specifically to deal with customers.
Geralt is a freelancer.
Me too xD
“I shall file A Complain with your guild!!”
“Fine, how about a round of Gwent?”
_silently nods_
That hairstyle makes Geralt look like a 70's punk rocker whose been molested by his uncle Neil.
Miranda and Esther 😂😂😂😂😂
Nice 69 likes
very specific
That's my favorite hairstyle :(
The only Karen in the game.
You know you could tell him his wife cheated later? Or do as i did and go to the wife give her your condolences for marrying an ass.
:"I want to speak with the manager"
:"This is a job..... For Vesimir"
@@minhhoang347 id rather put Lambert on it lol
If only there's an option to punch this dickhead after you get the reward
The worst karen in the game is that bitch Anna Henrieblabla she annoyed me the most lol like she cuss me out and compared my job with hunting high vampires to a job of their hounds hunting foxes
Something Oil should be a mod. That would be so cool. Something Oil is “+10% damage against Something” and it can be anything from Specter to Ogroid oil that it applies to your sword.
If i new how to make mods for this game id make it for you
Alternatively, it does 10% damage to a type of monster, but you dont know Which one.
@@dadab22 that’s literally the same thing, just explained differently. So yeah, it would be cool.
Geez. Geralt's head could be used as a lighthouse with that much brightness
Thats probably your screen bruh
@@oh-not-the-bees7872 nah, I'm seeing a lot of glare from Geralts cranial region as well. It's just the brightness.
2:23
Meanwhile at Kaer Morhen:
- This is Kaer Morhen customer service, Lambert speaking.
I can already picture Lambert, carrying a whole chest of complaints....straight to the outhouse!
CUSTOMER SERVICE HAHAHAHAHA IM DYING
@Damien Dingus it's okay, I love it
Guy: "I want to speak to your manager!"
Vesemir: "Hey leave me out of this."
3:14 One of my favorite quotes from The Witcher 3: "Yay or nay?"
It's not specifically from the witcher. Yay or Nay is a common phrase
@@doomerbloomer6160 But it still appeared in The Witcher 3.
Well that’s how they said “yes or no” in the Middle Ages.
@@JM-dy4ty Aye. And I like it...!
So that salamander atack in part 1 was a bunch of unpleased costumers XD
Makes sense to me
Lmao
salamander lmao
assassins? More like amphibians.
I bet doing customer service for the witchers is better than doing it for today's corporations.
If you give me a crown I'll fix your computer myself
My favorite part of this quest was telling him that his wife was having an affair with the victim
That just punishes the wife. Try the alternate option.
@@CST1992 Nah, I got not sympathy for a cheater
I immediately guessed that she was just from this clip.
I wanna speak to the Customer Service Kaer Morhen right now :D
Definitively one of the worst haircuts for Geralt, Lord xD
At least he doesn't have the mutton chops...
Nah man it looks very bandit-y. Sorta outlandish. It's not that bad. Would've been terrible if they gave him a balding cut.
For shits and giggles, I gave Geralt this haircut alongside with mustache and a soul patch - The WORST combo in-game
Daeem ... the music, the vibe, the feeling of this game! 🖤✨
Lambert's the one who handles "Customer Service". And we all know how that ends...
I would love to see how Lambert would respond to angry Customers. It would be the most savage sarcasm ever spoken. Bards would sing of his greatness.
@@jaycue7641 He would probably take a pile of those complaint-letters along to the outhouse in the morning?
@@thegreenreaper6660 Totally could see Lambert reading the complaints on the crapper then using them as toilet paper. Lol
2:10 Geralt fucking glows because moonlight refraction.
Shame that Geralt did not bring up the fact that he was knighted before the start date of the game. This ought to put the count back to his place
Next time someone wants to be a Karen, I’ll just direct them to the Kaer Morhen customer service
The satisfaction is real
I always try to be as... neutral... as possible, but with pricks... oh my.... I always shut their mouth at any chance i could have
I really hate this guy. 😂
Now wonder his wife tried perching at someone elses nest.
heh...she did...
Funny thing is, she actually seems like a decent woman. Wish Geralt could do something for her.
Yeah, its indirectly 'hidden' in the Quest: the victim was the man she cuckolded 'Monsieur de Blahblahblah' with :P
Cant blame her even: young stróng sturdy and attractive worker.... vs that pompouos oaf of a Monsieur who could probably only get his quill up to 'file a complaint'.
There's even a nod to that twat-Monsieur being a real arrogant oafy jerk, at one of the Innkeeps when you ask them about the area. Not 100% sure, but i think its the Innkeep of Francollarts?(Central-South of Toussaint?)
Does this guy not know Geralt was actually knighted
Even if Bourbeau did “file a complaint” to Kaer Morhen
1. The time it would take the letter to be delivered would take weeks, by horse, and more for Bourbeau to even know if the message arrived.
2. The delivery and postal fee would be absurdly high due to the long journey
3. With rampant monsters, bandits, soldiers, the messenger would likely die before reaching the destination.
4. Once the complaint reaches Kaer Morhen, all the Witchers there are going to laugh their asses off. They’ll either frame it as a gag souvenir for Geralt, or burn it with igni.
Who knows they might even reply with their own “customer service response”
5. Bourbeau’s influence and social connections in Kaedwin is virtually zero, he has no authority or power to “fire” Geralt from the School of the Wolf.
Let’s also not forget that Kaer Morhen is basically abandoned by this point, as Vesemir is dead, Lambert has moved with Keira & Eskel has moved on. Oh! And Letho’s probably in the Blue Mountains by now, if you say you spared him during the events of The Witcher 2. He ain’t filing a complaint worth shit.
as cool as cucumber. love Geralt so much
Spoiler alert:
His wife was cheating on him
further spoiler: and if after you report it to Monsieur de Bourbeau, he will give you some more crowns
Kushagra Shukla spoiler: so is yours
Miranda and Esther that doesn't even makes sense
If I was his wife, I'd cheat on him too.
@@theminisimmer kinky old dude tho
Kaer Morhen help line: Witcher Customer service, how may I assist you today?
Angry Customer: One of your Monster removal Techs was VERY rude to me! And he stole all kinds of things out of my wine cellar! Food, wine, leather scraps! And to top off, he frightened my wife something awful! She said he was a white-haired, primal beast and could not stop staring at him! She would fan herself everytime he spoke!
Customer service: Yessir, we are incredibly sorry for this inconvenience. Would please tell us the Tech's name so we can terminate the employee?
Angry Customer: HIS NAME!?!?! I can't be bothered to learn the names of those beneath me!!!
Customer Service: Oh, well we are very sorry Sir. There's very little that we can do. I can offer you a discount on your next nekker removal service? Would you like that Sir?
Angry Customer: ......Okay.
Hehe this is great
@@Undivided-X thank you!
This guy: I have to lodge a complaint against your white-haired witcher. I instructed him to call me sir and he threatened me with violence!
Vesemir: AYO THAT'S MY BOY!
Yeah Geralt seems extraordinarily sassy in this dialogue, but rightfully so.
"Listen, friend, .."
Geralt is canadian confirmed
Monsieur de Blablablah: I'm not your friend, buddy!'
@@thegreenreaper6660 I'm not your buddy, pal!
Damn I don't remember this mission. Makes me want to go on a 6th playthrough.
Its from the second DLC
@@Jo-ze4xg Jesus Christ man same here
Its a witcher contract in Toussaint blood and wine dlc the Tufo monster.
Still haven't found a game nearly as good as the Witcher 3.
The moment the client says "guild", Geralt cracks a smile. He's thinking "I haven't even been with those witches in centuries but if you think you have better luck, go ahead." LMAO
Now, the Sir Something should also call Geralt a sir.
Rule #5928 - Ignore people's preferred ways of address - titles, pronouns etc.
Sigma Male Mutantillionaire Grindset.
Geralt. You are essentially a demi-god... Your swords aren't as dangerous as their wielder.
He is the type of person who would go ahead and send an actual complaint
Yass Geralt!
A Witcher’s guild seems like an interesting idea
0:48
This is one of my favorite lines in the game
I stole all of the wine I could when I was down there.
...and then sell it to a vendor for a few crowns? :P
Ya know all through the DLC the NPCs say that he's the biggest fool in the land....and then you meet the guy
I feel bad for the peasant lol I can’t stand playing like this. but I do love to see other options as well.
I don't. He's not a peasant but a snob eith his ass up his own arse. Status...... yeah, why doesn't he go to the beast and tell it about his social status?😂
@@ilsgrade8357 yeah I realize his a Karen lol
Also what I like to call “Canon Gerald”
Except for that haircut
Fuck right in my nostalgia bone. This game raised me through my mid teens.
The most savage thing in this vid was you leaving the loading screen in. ;D
I enjoyed Cyberpunk and all but damn, The Witcher 3 was so amazing
Plot twist: customer service is Geralt
I'll start playing this game just so I can charge people money
I was hoping after going through the whole conversation and negotiating, you'd just refuse the quest and walk away from his snobby ass lol
I should replay this series
Kaer Morgen has worse customer service than popeye's
this hairstyle must be illegal
Didnt realize Geralt went california
For someone so haughty, he can only be bothered to give an additional 65 crowns..bet my Geralt is richer than this guy
And I bet Geralt's property in Toussaint is bigger.
I really hope they Implement the Lambert approach to every single option so we can just simply piss every one off then kill them. Better yet just make a new Witcher game with Lambert and Keira's married life.
I hate that haircut with a passion!
Oh god that haircut. Dont experiment geralt
Love sarcastic Geralt. 💝 His hairdo, not so much. lol
The Bitcher 3
Witcher..I do not wish to see that haircut, ever again.
Be funny if the wife was cheating on him and she’s “screaming-moaning” and the workers are with her 😉
I remember when i first staryed playing witcher 3 ( first one i played ) i was like his voice is gonna get really old really quick. Never did he is fucking hilarious
Monsieur Blah - Bluh - Blah
What’s that steel sword? looks pretty cool ngl
@Joseph Waters Alright,thanks
@@johnnygoldhand2647 JIM MILTON
@Joseph Waters steel looks like Blave, the sword from the Gwent tournament
@@Konpekikaminari it is Blave. I recognize that sapphires on crossguard.
Listen, FRIEND.
I disliked this video just because you use THAT hairstyle
Looks like the pompadour wig from fallout 4 lmao
Claims he so much better than you but ain’t got money to back it up
where can i get this contract?
Just watch out for this yellow contract boards arround Toussaint. I can not remember in wich village you can pick this up. But watch out this quest is a high level quest and the only way to succeed is to find the glorious, the mighty, the legendary...
something oil^^
PAN MAC bison grass and wolfsbane
Keeping in tone with that stuck up vintner, "Somewhere."
You fucked the White Wolf's head up!
He looks like Ultraman Seven
why does he glow like some sort of geralt the white
plz let cyberpunk be at least be as good as this game
im sorry bro
Cyberpunk's launch has been fraught with substantive issues, but the game itself (experienced as-intended) is a fantastic step forward that builds on the Witcher's strengths while pushing them far further in fascinating directions. It'll have a trajectory similar to TLoU II, where the drama slowly dies down and gives way to an appreciation for the developers' calculated risks to advance the boundaries of immersive storytelling.
@@IOTewks have fun getting scammed on the next big release
@@IOTewks yeah so turns out you had no idea what the fuck you were talking about lmao
I don't get this scene because isn't geralt knighted? and doesn't he own a vinyard given to him by the duchess who personally invited him there in the first place?
Also the max is 590 crowns.
These comments have me rollin 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Guys, anyone knows wich sword is that? Looks beautiful
Its a "Brave", the sword from the Gwent tournament
I love the fact that he got cheated on lmao
Is it wise to insult a paying customer?
Marvel, DC, Lucasfilms, Naughty Dog, etc.: “Well yes, but actually no.”
Meh, at this point in the game, Geralt is stupid rich. He didn't need the money. But he does like being a Witcher (he admitted that), so he was ready to take the contract, but this guy was insufferable so Geralt is living out all our dreams of putting Karens in their place.
Only if he/she is a big idiot
Remove the sword's from garelt's back
Why Gerald glistening like that
Do you hate that your beard grows back? OF COURSE YOU DO BECAUSE YOU SHAVED IT! then I have a solution for you dear sir or madam wear a mask it stops the lines of code that causes Geralt's beard to regrow however there are some slips at time like in cutscenes the code restarts as the mask is not an item people would comment on you having on and it is registered as Gerlat's face and the occasional slip up but it is almost fullproof at the lose of some parts of his face.
Am I the only one who liked Geralt with the beard and never cut it?
Or just install a mod for an always shaved beard (Btw Badass beard ftw)
Omar Animations FOR CONSOLE PLAYERS ONLY THEN!
@@omaranimationsbr when i played hearts of stone and Vlodimir shaved Geralt's beard it never grew back. i'm guessing that's some kind of bug and not supposed to happen?
@@oneish7454 possible but are you sure you didn't use any face accessory like the glasses because they prevent hair from growing iirc
This would be fucking epic it not for the hair cut
hehe I see someone also loves to maximize profit...
Karens exist everywhere
What haircut is that? Gerald looks ridiculous
lel
karen...
i really love this hair choice
It's disgusting
It makes Gervant looks like a parrot.
It makes him look more like a Gerald more than a geralt
Not a big fan of the vetruvian man
which quest is this
Ik I’m late, but the quest is “The Monster of Tufo,” a contract quest you can find in Toussaint.
Mid-Evil Karen's be like:
Man you chose one ugly hairstyle for Geralt
Is this real?
Never understand why People play with subtitles.
Well for me it’s because I’m not a native English so there’s a lot of words that I don’t understand, but yeah I wish I was a native so I wouldn’t have to look at the subtitles all the time because they’re so distracting and they make you miss out on the good cutscenes :)
@@mitskisson If your english isnt good eenough, just chose your language than.
I always have subtitles no matter what game I play on the chance that I either mishear whatever is said, or some minor glitch causes the line to get cut off before it’s finished.
I’m English first language by the way, but for people who aren’t I imagine it’s less jarring being properly dubbed in English, or the only choice if their language isn’t supported.
bcs u are an idiot
Because some people cannot hear.
I don’t like the voice of the witcher, i think is the same guy from MGS, he was great in metal gear solid but for this character it doesn’t suits him well
No doug cockle does geralt.david hater does snake from mgs.which i love both.
I think this voice is perfect for Geralt
No men, it couldn't be better
take that back.....right....now -_-
DWILL: I don't like the voice of the Witcher.
Everyone: We ALL took that personally.