The Witcher 3 Memorable Geralt Quotes (Campaign Part 4)

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КОМЕНТАРІ • 147

  • @trumpetgal98
    @trumpetgal98 5 років тому +378

    Confirmed: Geralt is an "I love you" drunk

  • @ataberkaycan3373
    @ataberkaycan3373 7 років тому +664

    Yen: "Grasp it firmly, move it around and the louder it screams, the closer you are."
    Geralt: "Mhhm"
    This is pure.

    • @isaiasvalladares4210
      @isaiasvalladares4210 5 років тому +7

      Ata Berk Aycan I never knew that wisdom till...ya’ Know 😏 things recenterly

    • @kursatkaya8158
      @kursatkaya8158 2 роки тому +2

      Dammit.. I understand it now.

    • @gaunterodimm2210
      @gaunterodimm2210 2 роки тому +2

      @@isaiasvalladares4210 “Recenterly is not a word!”

  • @SL1cK_1
    @SL1cK_1 7 років тому +232

    "Lambert, Lambert."
    "What a prick."
    "Not bad."

  • @Benassiesto
    @Benassiesto 7 років тому +127

    "I sense your blood."
    "Come out and fight, bitch."
    Classic drunk Geralt

  • @Kncperseus
    @Kncperseus 4 роки тому +231

    Geralt: "You smell wonderful"
    Yen: "We are at a funeral"
    Geralt: "You smell wonderful in this funeral"
    Me: "Get a crypt, you two."

    • @volrag
      @volrag 4 роки тому +12

      I aspire to be as smooth as Geralt was at that moment.

  • @petrpokorny360
    @petrpokorny360 7 років тому +324

    7:43 oh boy, that eyebrow move :D :D :D

    • @Synthia17
      @Synthia17 7 років тому +28

      Holy shit I never noticed that, hilarious!

    • @BlacknessInTheLight
      @BlacknessInTheLight 6 років тому +13

      Made my day, that one xD Didn't notice it playing, but now I was like "WAIT A SECOND, did he ACTUALLY WIGGLE his eyebrows?!?!" and backtracked to see it again. "Oooh yes he did. Gotta love that man xD"

    • @Terkzorr
      @Terkzorr 5 років тому +12

      To think someone at CDPR had to animate that. xD

  • @lonesomedove3057
    @lonesomedove3057 7 років тому +422

    " pretty damn handsome stick though." I lost it when he wiggled his eyebrows

    • @Jemini4228
      @Jemini4228 4 роки тому +15

      "Debateable"
      Is it really, though? :)

    • @buttpiratesbuttpirate5913
      @buttpiratesbuttpirate5913 3 роки тому +4

      @@Jemini4228 the fact that handsome man Eskiel (yes I'm a guy) said that; they're both so pure

    • @austenhead5303
      @austenhead5303 2 роки тому +2

      @@Jemini4228 Apparently it depends on the version. Witcher 3 Geralt is very handsome, but he's not supposed to be in the books by what I hear and he wasn't in Witcher 1. And even in W3, when Geralt and Ciri go to Velen, Geralt gets called ugly by the woman selecting people to send up the hill, which... what? I mean he's no fresh-faced virgin, but get your eyes checked, lady.
      And now we have Netflix Geralt, and I personally don't care for what Cavill's done to his body, but apparently most people are into it.
      So yeah, Eskel's right. It's debatable. And maybe that's an intentional layer of the joke.

    • @thatonenerdwhoreadsbyhimse5429
      @thatonenerdwhoreadsbyhimse5429 2 роки тому +4

      @@austenhead5303 Geralt isn't ugly in the books ether. He does have this very scary smile. Which looks terrifying due to his "viper eyes" and extremely pale skin.

    • @SlothhhKinggg
      @SlothhhKinggg Рік тому

      I only now noticed he did that 😂

  • @lackusshock
    @lackusshock 4 роки тому +65

    Being drunk as a Witcher seems like the weirdest experience ever.
    You're senseless yet aware, still intoxicated but alert.

  • @ksnumidium9168
    @ksnumidium9168 Рік тому +17

    I love that at 4:38 the townsman says "young people these days" without realising Geralt is probably twice as old as he is, at nearly a century old 😂😂😂

  • @samtate2011
    @samtate2011 5 років тому +133

    The dry humor between Geralt and Yen is so refreshing and down to earth, you just don't find it in any other game EVER.
    Geralt: What was THAT?
    Yen: Unicorns....
    Geralt: I know they were foglets Yen, I was just asking where they came from!
    hahaha

  • @AWakeWriter22
    @AWakeWriter22 5 років тому +81

    "Never took you for a poet."
    "Oh, but I am one. Wanna hear a limerick?"
    XD

  • @sin21ful
    @sin21ful 5 років тому +150

    7:44 WHICH DEVELOPER DID THAT, WHATS HIS NAME? CAN WE FIND HIM? HE NEEDS TO BE PRESIDENT.

  • @AS-wv3if
    @AS-wv3if 6 років тому +68

    Geralt: "neither of you two have been with a sorceress"
    Eskel: "for good reason"
    Geralt: "i didnt know being a lil bitch was a good reason"

  • @stefanbajic4464
    @stefanbajic4464 7 років тому +317

    these videos are calming my witcher addiction, damn this game, this universe

    • @DaniJGaming
      @DaniJGaming  7 років тому +5

      Stefan Bajic glad to hear it haha ;)

    • @Deviant_and_Delighted
      @Deviant_and_Delighted 7 років тому +6

      Stefan Bajic Read the books. They're fucking great!

    • @stefanbajic4464
      @stefanbajic4464 7 років тому +2

      I did haha, i guess im waiting for the tv show now:)

    • @stellarfusion-4217
      @stellarfusion-4217 3 роки тому +1

      This game straight up stole my life but is it stealing if you submit to a legend?

  • @ionas8154
    @ionas8154 4 роки тому +40

    in 8:17 when geralt asked that question, uma was answering genuinelly, because inside he was actually an elven sage lol

  • @lisaanimi
    @lisaanimi 7 років тому +183

    11:56 The best quote in the entire series

  • @StarFallTube
    @StarFallTube 7 років тому +115

    9:56 I just love this game

    • @Kaida760
      @Kaida760 7 років тому +3

      Lambert- ooof ye fat fuck"
      Geralt - you're no feather either" lmao

  • @erodoeht4666
    @erodoeht4666 2 роки тому +19

    7:45 Did...did Geralt just give us the eyebrow wiggle?

  • @bethkrager6529
    @bethkrager6529 4 роки тому +28

    Geralt to lambert: "If i'd've bent over i'd've puked."
    Me: falls over cackling.

  • @blowmebiatch
    @blowmebiatch 3 роки тому +19

    *Vampire* "I sense your blood."
    *Geralt* "Come out and fight, bitch."
    Geralt Tha Gangsta of Rivia!

  • @solaire2271
    @solaire2271 6 років тому +64

    Drunk Geralt is the greatest thing...Ever. XD

  • @sarfarazsafdar629
    @sarfarazsafdar629 3 роки тому +17

    7:44 XD geralt's expressions, absolute gold

    • @AlastorAltruistGaming
      @AlastorAltruistGaming 2 роки тому

      I’m still wondering how you even get that dialogue exchange; in all my playthroughs of the game, I never got to see him say that.

  • @mozuesolympian2988
    @mozuesolympian2988 7 років тому +35

    7:45 Those eyebrows on geralt, thought i saw it the first time but now i know

  • @rinokumura7371
    @rinokumura7371 7 років тому +52

    R.I.P Geralt Old Bed.

    • @65firered
      @65firered 4 роки тому +4

      It was good bed.

  • @evansheehan9258
    @evansheehan9258 6 років тому +13

    13:09= Fucking glorious man.....

  • @MilindMukesh
    @MilindMukesh 2 роки тому +4

    The third question to UMA was actually about multiverse.. Its wonderful how developers have done their work in this masterpiece.

  • @Protectereli
    @Protectereli 7 років тому +135

    I want a bromance like Lambert, Eskel, and Geralt lmao

    • @alzhanvoid
      @alzhanvoid 6 років тому +9

      Protectereli bromance... really? Really?? Ugh, not even the witcher fandom is safe from people like you.

    • @alzhanvoid
      @alzhanvoid 5 років тому

      @Spider boi no u

    • @gamemaster112ful7
      @gamemaster112ful7 4 роки тому

      @@alzhanvoid I know I'm over a year late but do you even know what bromance means?

    • @alzhanvoid
      @alzhanvoid 4 роки тому +2

      @@gamemaster112ful7 Indeed, I was slightly ignorant. Yeah I found out some time ago. Still, its pretty weird to call close friendship bro *mance*.

    • @dyrohe7026
      @dyrohe7026 3 роки тому

      @@alzhanvoid always nice to see people reflecting over themselves

  • @steakiefrags1866
    @steakiefrags1866 5 років тому +17

    12:00 is the best quote of the whole game

  • @buttpiratesbuttpirate5913
    @buttpiratesbuttpirate5913 3 роки тому +10

    "The Oxenfurt Drunk" is seriously a great quest; and it's only a Witcher Contract 😂
    It's almost as good as "The Volunteer"

  • @TheAngelOfDeath01
    @TheAngelOfDeath01 5 років тому +23

    Oh, how I love this game. The Witcher game series has got to be the greatest game frenchise ever. It's such a shame CDPR won't release Witcher 1 with far better character controls.

  • @TheNorang
    @TheNorang 4 роки тому +5

    "You up for a game of gwent?"
    Only quote from Geralt that actually matters

  • @AlastorAltruistGaming
    @AlastorAltruistGaming 2 роки тому +4

    0:32, funny how Geralt is right next to Yennefer while wearing Witch Hunter’s attire. Clever lol

  • @chadcybercock3915
    @chadcybercock3915 6 років тому +7

    «Lambert, Lambert! What a prick!»
    *I'm dead.*

  • @syrenet
    @syrenet 6 років тому +19

    Hocus pocus abracadabra ~

  • @abelmorgan3972
    @abelmorgan3972 4 роки тому +6

    "Yes uncle Vesemir"

  • @cosmic2750
    @cosmic2750 2 роки тому +2

    That "you smell wonderful at this funeral" is my favorite thing in the whole game tbh.

  • @jakeofyo
    @jakeofyo 7 років тому +35

    9:59
    Lenny face.

  • @koalop34
    @koalop34 5 років тому +20

    Now I wish I was more of an ass, my first play through

    • @DaniJGaming
      @DaniJGaming  5 років тому +1

      It's the best way to play! XD

  • @NorthSudan
    @NorthSudan 2 роки тому +2

    Good resource to refresh my inner Geralt voice for reading the books :)

  • @iagam3r
    @iagam3r 7 років тому +33

    why is the bed getting chucked off the balcony not the first thing you see when you get there?

  • @zeldatrash7308
    @zeldatrash7308 7 років тому +13

    the drunk parts are great

  • @liviaulbrich6530
    @liviaulbrich6530 2 роки тому +2

    I love his sarcasm.

  • @eimhinlynch1517
    @eimhinlynch1517 4 роки тому +1

    The banter between the witchers in this game is something to behold

  • @sin21ful
    @sin21ful 5 років тому +11

    0:39 me as a Witcher.

  • @Grim_Sister
    @Grim_Sister 6 років тому +4

    Come out and fight, Bitch is the best response to anything.

  • @vendasiax666x8
    @vendasiax666x8 4 роки тому +3

    Geralt: "You smell wonderfull".
    Yennefer: "Geralt! We're at a funeral".
    Geralt: "You smell wonderfull at this funeral".

  • @carlmart5797
    @carlmart5797 4 роки тому +2

    7:45 his fucking eyebrows, I'm so done XD

  • @UBOGaming
    @UBOGaming 7 років тому +3

    This is THE BEST and my favourite gaming channel on UA-cam. Can't wait to see more content!!!

  • @Micras08
    @Micras08 Рік тому +1

    Wind's howling

  • @xaphok2173
    @xaphok2173 6 років тому +10

    Caedmil, bloede D'hoine

    • @drdramatik
      @drdramatik 6 років тому

      😂😂😂

    • @drdramatik
      @drdramatik 6 років тому

      Was looking for this comment

  • @MsAnnoyingComment
    @MsAnnoyingComment 4 роки тому +3

    I need to play this game again.

    • @DaniJGaming
      @DaniJGaming  4 роки тому

      MsAnnoyingComment can never play it too much! 😉❤️

  • @drdopamine369
    @drdopamine369 7 років тому +9

    There should be more quotes from Skellige

  • @growmania8978
    @growmania8978 7 років тому +3

    thx for this awesome series :)

    • @DaniJGaming
      @DaniJGaming  7 років тому +1

      growmania I'm just really happy people enjoy it :D so thanks to you too!

  • @christophersantos4825
    @christophersantos4825 4 роки тому +4

    7:40 Geralt, what the hell are doing with your eyebrows.

  • @Jesperadoo
    @Jesperadoo 7 років тому +19

    wtf geralt 3:09

  • @UBOGaming
    @UBOGaming 7 років тому +6

    NICE ARMOUR YOU HAVE THERE AT THE START

    • @DaniJGaming
      @DaniJGaming  7 років тому +1

      UBOGaming Hahahaha it IS pretty cool huh XD

    • @mitskisson
      @mitskisson 4 роки тому

      Dani J Gaming
      This reply is pretty late don’t mind that but would you please tell me what quest was that at the start ?,I’m sorry for the disturb

    • @mr.pointless9595
      @mr.pointless9595 3 роки тому

      @@mitskisson When you first reach skellige, main story.

  • @Tombuxtondrums
    @Tombuxtondrums 6 років тому +8

    Can anyone hear Gandalf at 4:21 ?

    • @juelchasse
      @juelchasse 5 років тому +1

      Yes, he said, "oh no not another portal."

  • @tylerthompson1879
    @tylerthompson1879 6 років тому +1

    that last one though

  • @98haunter
    @98haunter 7 років тому +5

    drun Geralt best Geralt

  • @sirshotty7689
    @sirshotty7689 2 роки тому +1

    10:30 Keira has entered the chat

  • @moatezmoussi9751
    @moatezmoussi9751 3 роки тому +1

    Best game in history . period

  • @RevanJJ
    @RevanJJ 4 роки тому

    Been watching your videos for awhile. Forgot to subscribe. Doing that now! Great stuff! Keep it up! Hopefully we’ll both hit that 1k someday, lol.

  • @steemdup
    @steemdup Рік тому

    Love Eskel and Lambert

  • @karikmeijer330
    @karikmeijer330 3 роки тому +3

    What kind of demon plays the witcher 3 without subtitles

    • @DaniJGaming
      @DaniJGaming  3 роки тому +2

      karik meijer haha I know! 😆 I did on my first play through! When I was compiling clips I was also saving them for the music vids I made too and I found the subtitles distracting in those. 😬 Sorry! 😉

  • @SilveryWhiteTruckofNMUSA
    @SilveryWhiteTruckofNMUSA Рік тому +1

    Is the best action quote of video or silent understanding: "Reaching for your sword, drawing your sword upon another"?
    Added reply, conversational quotes we could say, too, from this UA-cam app video; quoted from this 'man of the second dimension', and 'people of the second dimension' just like the 'actors and actresses of the television, second dimension.'

    • @SilveryWhiteTruckofNMUSA
      @SilveryWhiteTruckofNMUSA Рік тому +1

      "Always knew too much study would kill you."
      "They don't call me the 'Butcher of Blavekin' for nothing."
      "Sometimes, sometimes heads just roll."
      -"You're just a stick in the mud."
      *"Pretty much handsome stick ."
      -"Debatable."
      "Stay away from dangerous women"
      +"Never took you for a poet."
      *"But I am one."
      "Sorry we were never here."
      "Come out and fight, Bxcxx".
      We could communicate well in conversation with this 'man of the second dimension', and, I should add, with these 'people of the second dimension,' as any other television actor or actress of the second dimension, too, huh?". UA-cam video action app.

  • @Poet482
    @Poet482 3 роки тому

    I don't think even fans understand how much alcohol it takes to make get a witcher drunk. The amount of alcohol they use as the base for a single witcher potion, alone, would give a normal person toxic shock syndrome... and the other ingredients would outright kill you.
    I'd imagine it'd be quite a sight to see a witcher go to a bar intending to get drunk. It would take an awful lot to get the job done.

    • @victoriabirney5654
      @victoriabirney5654 3 роки тому +3

      Bet that's why he specifically asked for *cheap* wine lol!

    • @curiousguyontheinternet9023
      @curiousguyontheinternet9023 Рік тому

      @@victoriabirney5654That, and the vampire he was hunting in that quest only fed from blood intoxicated from cheap wine

  • @Dark-yv9tp
    @Dark-yv9tp 4 роки тому +1

    Guys whats that Armor Set at 1:57 ?

    • @selahattinalici686
      @selahattinalici686 4 роки тому

      Undvik set or something like that, you can buy it at Kear Trolde

  • @DerOrso
    @DerOrso 5 років тому +1

    Dangit! what armor is Geralt wearing in the thumbnail and 1:48 - 2:02?

    • @unholymalformationoffisto2131
      @unholymalformationoffisto2131 5 років тому

      I know on PS4 you can get it as free DLC, I dunno where you get it otherwise, on different platforms.

    • @RobertA-fd8ix
      @RobertA-fd8ix 5 років тому

      It's the Undvik armour I'm sure, you buy it from the armourer just outside kaer trolde

    • @user-pt2ec1is1f
      @user-pt2ec1is1f 5 років тому

      @@RobertA-fd8ix No it is the Skellige Armour set available as a DLC install

  • @Ethozel
    @Ethozel 7 років тому +1

    what steel sword is that?

  • @kevinwhite8534
    @kevinwhite8534 4 роки тому +1

    What armor is that at 1:56 ????

    • @SpekalBoy2000
      @SpekalBoy2000 4 роки тому

      Undvik armour, you buy it at the blacksmith at kaer trolde in skellige

  • @Lenster11theman
    @Lenster11theman 7 років тому +2

    1:51 what's that armour?

    • @DaniJGaming
      @DaniJGaming  7 років тому +2

      Lenny Arms I believe it is the Undvik armor. I bought it in Skellige from the armorer in Kaer Trolde

    • @Lenster11theman
      @Lenster11theman 7 років тому +3

      Dani J Gaming ok thanks mate. Haven't seen it before

    • @DaniJGaming
      @DaniJGaming  7 років тому +5

      Lenny Arms no worries. :) It's a nice set for roaming around the isles

  • @claudiamacias74
    @claudiamacias74 8 місяців тому

    Yen no es grosera con el los dos son iguales de toscos pero se entienden y se aman

  • @bass_man8149
    @bass_man8149 4 роки тому +1

    13:07 what quest is this?

    • @kevbriam
      @kevbriam 4 роки тому

      Bass_Man it says it right there, it’s a contract killing a vampire you can find it in oxenfurt if I remember correctly.

    • @bass_man8149
      @bass_man8149 4 роки тому +1

      kevbriam i eventually found it and absolutely rinsed the vampire lol, definitely one of my favourite monster contracts so far

  • @ghipsandrew
    @ghipsandrew 4 роки тому

    No 'Summon the bitches!' ?

  • @merc5333
    @merc5333 4 роки тому +3

    April 27 2020
    2:17
    Why is no one talking about this armor? It's gorgeous 🥺😍
    Can anyone tell me where I can get it?
    And yes, Geralt is the most adorable drunk ever. 😯🧡🧡

    • @maxburrill6192
      @maxburrill6192 3 роки тому +1

      Witch Hunter armour? Gorgeous? Have you suffered a recent blow to the head?

    • @buttpiratesbuttpirate5913
      @buttpiratesbuttpirate5913 3 роки тому

      @@maxburrill6192 let the friend think whatever they want; my first play through before I got my hands on that sweet sweet Ursine Armor; I actually liked the Witch Hunter uniform cause of the coats

    • @maxburrill6192
      @maxburrill6192 3 роки тому

      @@buttpiratesbuttpirate5913 alright, fair enough.

  • @aijsselmuiden
    @aijsselmuiden 2 роки тому

    What quest is the one at 12.40? I missed this one

    • @turbogamer8319
      @turbogamer8319 2 роки тому

      That's ugly baby, when you get drunk with the boys Eskel goes off to find more vodka but ends up lying outside in the courtyard. When you find him Lambert will suggest you go to Yen's room to steal her clothes and use the megascope. You can either call him a genius or tell him he's had his last drink.

  • @marwanahmed5510
    @marwanahmed5510 2 роки тому

    whats the name of the armor at 1:58

    • @AlastorAltruistGaming
      @AlastorAltruistGaming Рік тому

      Ik I’m late on this one, but it’s the Undvik set which is part of 16 DLCs this game has. You get 3 unique (albeit fucking expensive) sets of armor: Temerian which you get after saving the merchant in White Orchard, Nilfgaardian which you get from the Quartermaster at Crow’s Perch in Velen, and the Undvik set which you get from the armorer at Kaer Trolde in Skellige.

  • @JimmyBanGames
    @JimmyBanGames 4 роки тому +1

    One thing is that 95% of the armors in this game look stupid af

    • @tarnyowl6068
      @tarnyowl6068 4 роки тому

      It’s a shame there aren’t more funny hats to make him look perfect 👌

    • @keoghsher1032
      @keoghsher1032 2 роки тому

      Thats why you need to hunt for tge witcher gear coolest armours in the game