I have played teardown for 2 years now. I have done everything in the game every achievement. I have completed the game three times. And played every mod there is. But i always lacked something to the game. It was the spray can i never really understood what i was supposed to do with it. I used to plan things out to color things and even do a achievement with it. It always felt wrong using it like this and i never understood why. I looked over youtube in the search of my question on what i was supposed to do with the spray can. I went completely insane over a little spray can in a game where your supposed to tear stuff down. Every time i saw a spray can in real life i couldn't stop thinking about the teardown spray can. It was even worse seeing a yellow one. I went so mad that i had thoughts deep dark thoughts. I just couldn't resist the urge to assault every can i saw. Everyone in my neighbor hood was confused and called the police multiple times. Every where i went i heard people talking about the spray can assaulter. This went on for 2 years and i just couldn't do anything about it. And i tried going to therapists about it but very single time, for some fucking reason they had a spray can with them. Every time i would get kicked out of the office for exploding their cans. Until finally you callmecarson uploaded this vod of your stream. I finally saw the true meaning of the spray can in teardown. It was made to draw silly things and waste my fucking time i thought your ass would actually play the game but nooo you deiced to draw funny things and not progress the fucking game! PS never again do this or your spray cans will suffer badly.
That flight glitch in the beginning of the video is something me and a friend used to use as a speedrun exploit. Also definitely want to see more unhinged Teardown gameplay.
my favorite character in this episode is me: he read my joke 'hes doing this Especially the right way' comment in chat and then stole it and didnt put my chat message in the video. it takes me years to forgive.
I have 430 hours on this game and have never completed the story missions. And Loki is a buffoon and should know everything that Carson did is pro strats
Teardown is one of my favourite games ever since release into early access in 2020 and i can confirm i played through the campaign for the first time in a similar fashion
Your first play of this game is like the first time someone discovered the half life crowbar interaction with a metal object, who then struck ventilation and any fucking metal with autistic fervor Hearing realistic 3d sounds without acutally moving made you have a fucking fit. You broke this game like how I see bare-footprints on middle school laptops, you - by virture of definition - did nothing, but so much shit happened
Gavin edited this video btw. Can you tell?
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I have played teardown for 2 years now. I have done everything in the game every achievement. I have completed the game three times. And played every mod there is. But i always lacked something to the game. It was the spray can i never really understood what i was supposed to do with it. I used to plan things out to color things and even do a achievement with it. It always felt wrong using it like this and i never understood why. I looked over youtube in the search of my question on what i was supposed to do with the spray can. I went completely insane over a little spray can in a game where your supposed to tear stuff down. Every time i saw a spray can in real life i couldn't stop thinking about the teardown spray can. It was even worse seeing a yellow one. I went so mad that i had thoughts deep dark thoughts. I just couldn't resist the urge to assault every can i saw. Everyone in my neighbor hood was confused and called the police multiple times. Every where i went i heard people talking about the spray can assaulter. This went on for 2 years and i just couldn't do anything about it. And i tried going to therapists about it but very single time, for some fucking reason they had a spray can with them. Every time i would get kicked out of the office for exploding their cans. Until finally you callmecarson uploaded this vod of your stream. I finally saw the true meaning of the spray can in teardown. It was made to draw silly things and waste my fucking time i thought your ass would actually play the game but nooo you deiced to draw funny things and not progress the fucking game! PS never again do this or your spray cans will suffer badly.
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Thanks for saying the last chunk of typed words
Bro really set up an elaborate ruse
Bible 2 transcript
Carson is the only person playing this game correctly.
Which is to say, like a hyperactive chimpanzee that gained human intelligence.
A hyperactive human that gained chimpanzee intelligence
Smii7y does aswell
Give a chimpanzee credit, they actually can learn from mistakes and try better
@@mixednarwhal Well, that's unfair! Carson learned...
...how to propfly and not much else, but that's still learning!
I could watch Carson run around and smack shit with a hammer for hours. I also like when he plays Teardown.
@ForgiveZharionplease be ashamed of yourself
Carson, as always, breaks the game with skill and cunning (complete luck and chance.)
I'm so glad that Carson specified that he accidentally broke teardown on accident, I was worried he accidentally did it on purpose.
Carson needs to be an official game tester, cuz this is just talent at this point
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I like how he felt like emphasizing in the title that he did it on accident
EDIT: guys this comment isn't even that good come on
ludwig moment
It’s cause it was accidentally completely on accident
i think he did that on accident
Accidentally, he accidentally did accidentally do an accidentally accidental accident accidentally on accident accidentally, accidentally
Woops
I love how not only did he accidentally fly, but he learned how to do it consistently
In portuguese dor means "PAIN", so seeing that thumbnail was quite the experience
the perfectly cut explosions are killing me
holy shit so this is color theory
the shadow demons consuming that piece of rubble at 8:34 was fucking insane
it has done unholy things, it must be taken early.
@@CaramelOnFire ল ১০ ়ডঃ
I haven't seen Carson this chaotic in a long time. This game truly turned him into a Creature.
Two states of being
Tears of the kingdom:
Game breaks Man
Teardown:
Man breaks Game
Never stop breaking
6:00 You can tell carson was just staring at his screen, mouth agape, only realizing what he did while in the air.
Oh my God, this is so pleasing to watch
"I'm working" Carson says as he starts hitting things with a sledgehammer while also screaming "let me in!"
0:15 we have lift off
7:19 elevator
Carson always does this
Watching you smash everything in sight like an angry bull is oddly therapeutic and I don't know why
10:15
Wet-dry world
The Fluttershy honse is accurate. Great art Carson, can't wait to watch more line painting!
Reminds me of simpler times.
I just wish we could turn back time :c
Carson is an expert at demolition... of games.
The JFK impression/quote at 7:35 is wonderful
Thank god he didn’t accidentally break teardown on purpose! I would have been so disappointed
How does Carson manage to play every game incorrectly
Nobody:
Pucci Trying to Obtain Made in Heaven: 0:10
That flight glitch in the beginning of the video is something me and a friend used to use as a speedrun exploit. Also definitely want to see more unhinged Teardown gameplay.
I accidentally killed 89 people on accident. Anyways great video cobalt!
my favorite character in this episode is me: he read my joke 'hes doing this Especially the right way' comment in chat and then stole it and didnt put my chat message in the video.
it takes me years to forgive.
Huge fan of the editing, was stimmed as all hell
10:58 when he said "well i guess that's-" with a shotgun in hand i got fucking terrified for a moment
kevin did a good job editing this, hope you ACTUALLY payed him this time
That man has such a unique sense of humour, I love it.
this game is the biggest ADHD trap ever
This is like those videos where people teach an A.I to play a game
I feel like carson playing this game is giving him too much potential lol
The drawing part of this stream was a fever dream
This is the most "YOU ALWAYS DO THIS!!!" video on the channel right now
It's by accident, carson
this video makes me think that Carson would not have a good time in any game involving
anything
This is like watching Traves draw the map of America
you ALWAYS do this!
I have 430 hours on this game and have never completed the story missions. And Loki is a buffoon and should know everything that Carson did is pro strats
Carson’s Pinkie Pie tulpa is forming
Oh my God this is so pleasing to watch thank you caasn
I can't believe Carson accidentally accidented the accident on accident!
Dude, you always do this!
new CMC Classic
As a great man once said, “no amount of skill will save you from the pure luck of a chronic dumbass”
They should hire Carson as a beta game tester since he always manages to find glitches
another gavintino classic, fuckin love this guy
Carson literally will have 2000 hours in this game and wont even have gotten halfway through the game
Painting segment gave me flashbacks of Traves drawing his map of the United States
this is just carson turning into travis for fifteen minutes
I watched the spraypainting portion during a flight and I ran out of time to the watch the whole thing.
I love how with Carson you witness a baby playing but with a mental disorder instead of a creative mind with a purpose in life.
my how ive missed that outro carson
We are so lucky to be eating good with 2 back to back uploads
Debug mode❌Carson mode✅
This is so pleasing to watch
You know it’s a good game when you can have hours of fun with a random feature that doesn’t progress the game at all
Imagine coming home to your property being caked in child-like graffiti.
Teardown is one of my favourite games ever since release into early access in 2020 and i can confirm i played through the campaign for the first time in a similar fashion
carson casually propflying
Carson should be studdied by psychology majors
i love how quarter of this video is just carson having fun with the least fun tool in this game
That's the most Carson thing to do ever
I have never seen someone break a game this easily since Vinny played Skyrim.
gavin fucking nailed this edit i think
omg this is actually so pleasing to watch
“we were talking about piss before you did that”
How does every game become so much more glitchy when you play it
that long ass pinkie pie looked like the dragon lore on old overpass
Watching this video is like watching a hyperactive 5 year old with too much candy left unattended with tools.
You have the impulse control of a silverback gorilla with a warhammer
Gavin did a great job I loved this
Ohh carson you alwaysss do this
bro's the type of guy to put "accident" twice in his title
My two brain cells have stopped fighting and are now entertained by this video
carson painting with the yellow reminds me of the Rabbids Go Home wii game on the wii
this guy's paint can just never runs out
Your honor, my client callmecarson pleads oopsie doopsie.
Jokes on you, chatter at 13:18 ...
I re-read that title in my head like 10 times
this is adhd overload and i love it
i accidentally watched this entire video on .5 speed and didn’t realize for a minute until the outro
We need to make sure Carson never gets his hands on a can of spray paint in real life
"Dor" in Portuguese means literally "Pain", so seeing this is way funnier to me
this guy really has a way with the cans
I couldnt even tell this was a callmecarson video until teh twitch plug.
Your first play of this game is like the first time someone discovered the half life crowbar interaction with a metal object, who then struck ventilation and any fucking metal with autistic fervor
Hearing realistic 3d sounds without acutally moving made you have a fucking fit. You broke this game like how I see bare-footprints on middle school laptops, you - by virture of definition - did nothing, but so much shit happened
KEEP this man AWAY from low incoming housing AT ALL COSTS
Finally, chaos made corporeal.
teardown mods will make you happy
Guys, I think it was an Accident
Honestly fun to see the before and Cher
dude should be an artist holy shit
this proves that carson is a just a baboon who found a yellow crayon
i would watch this for hours
Even if a game is polished to a sheen, Carson will manage to find a way to break it.