Heartbreaking: Hibachi Chef Tries To Make Meal On A Regular Table

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  • Опубліковано 21 вер 2024
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 11 тис.

  • @George-lk5jh
    @George-lk5jh 4 роки тому +8646

    The poor hibachi chef has been forced out of his natural habitat by global warming.

  • @BerylMorgan
    @BerylMorgan 10 місяців тому +1288

    Hibachi Chefs are NOT meant to live in conditions like these. To anybody considering adopting a Hibachi chef, please make sure that you have enough space for a grill and at LEAST a few people to feed. You need to make sure that they have sufficient enrichment in order to live happy and fulfilling lives!

    • @maxwellquipey1
      @maxwellquipey1 4 місяці тому +21

      What about different breeds of chefs?

    • @Tooyule
      @Tooyule 4 місяці тому +34

      ​@@maxwellquipey1 Italian breed doesn't need a fancy cooking place. Just one, respect the food

    • @Yoyiiii
      @Yoyiiii 3 місяці тому

      ​@lovelyperson1890 pardon?

  • @fiend652
    @fiend652 5 років тому +6417

    Hes probably being held at gun point behind the cameras

  • @flash98449
    @flash98449 3 роки тому +10266

    This accurately portrayed how it feels to do the things that used to make you happy to deal with depression, you break the egg when the fire is no longer there and you stand there waiting and hoping for it to cook like a fucking idiot

    • @antares7784
      @antares7784 3 роки тому +1003

      Man I was having such a good time

    • @mermaidlover362
      @mermaidlover362 3 роки тому +259

      Yeah. Thank you for this.

    • @REALwoombath
      @REALwoombath 3 роки тому +96

      Sure, why not.

    • @daveouterspace
      @daveouterspace 3 роки тому +331

      Bipolar depressive episode in full swing right now . That comment hit me like a truck

    • @cxrte.z
      @cxrte.z 3 роки тому +101

      Somebody's goin thru something..

  • @kade3071
    @kade3071 5 років тому +5720

    For just 2$ a month you can help STOP hibachi chef abuse

    • @nadeenana
      @nadeenana 5 років тому +8

      Omg hahaha

    • @NoneRain_
      @NoneRain_ 5 років тому +17

      1 like = 1 pray

    • @edex3939
      @edex3939 5 років тому +12

      Take my money 😭😭😭😭

    • @Chronorust
      @Chronorust 5 років тому +1

      Nailed it.

    • @ascott6804
      @ascott6804 5 років тому +2

      I swear i came here for the comments!!
      Still laughing at this one!!!

  • @Pigsrcool9099
    @Pigsrcool9099 4 роки тому +5786

    *wife walks in kitchen at 3:00 Am*
    Wife: Tom when will you give this up? It’s been 3 years, you’re not a hibachi chef anymore...

    • @gabrielhernanpower8664
      @gabrielhernanpower8664 4 роки тому +55

      Lol his name is Tom

    • @sebastianb1910
      @sebastianb1910 4 роки тому +32

      *Sad stare*

    • @NY-Buddy
      @NY-Buddy 4 роки тому +72

      Short for Tomiko

    • @nyahnyahson523
      @nyahnyahson523 4 роки тому +83

      @@NY-Buddy Honey it's just Tom. Changing your name doesn't make you any more like a hibachi chef, now will you please go back to bed.

    • @NY-Buddy
      @NY-Buddy 4 роки тому +9

      @@nyahnyahson523 Honey!? I feel....cuffed

  • @Max-dw7is
    @Max-dw7is 4 роки тому +7046

    "Hey, yeah, we were wondering if you could come in and do your Hibachi routine, but like, on a normal table."

    • @AC-Slater
      @AC-Slater 4 роки тому +160

      This is exactly what I thought 5 seconds in LMAO

    • @caleblim6890
      @caleblim6890 3 роки тому +158

      “How much am I being paid?...Oh? And I’ll probably get pretty famous? And just for 10 minutes? Alright, let’s do it.”

    • @neuswoesje590
      @neuswoesje590 3 роки тому +81

      I like to think that they didn't even give him a heads up about the table, they just put him by the table and were like "good luck"

    • @CorruptNeo
      @CorruptNeo 3 роки тому +2

      😂😂😂

    • @sarahwallace1103
      @sarahwallace1103 3 місяці тому +9

      The dude is two seconds away from laughing in every shot.

  • @idkjordash
    @idkjordash 3 роки тому +299

    The sad music just makes it even harder to watch, it’s like seeing a sick person try to walk and just stumble to the floor filled with hopelessness. i luv it

    • @maxwellquipey1
      @maxwellquipey1 4 місяці тому +5

      You still loving after two years?

    • @glishy
      @glishy 4 місяці тому +5

      @@maxwellquipey1its been three now. godspeed to that man

  • @ethanol8312
    @ethanol8312 4 роки тому +19814

    You're laughing, this man is going through his lowest, and you're laughing.

  • @parkeypence5974
    @parkeypence5974 5 років тому +3767

    I actually thought he was gonna start crying at one point

  • @snowi3e
    @snowi3e 3 роки тому +10385

    The fact that he purposely threw a shrimp on the floor and then just stared at it makes me laugh so much

    • @landonletterman831
      @landonletterman831 3 роки тому +484

      I'm not entirely certain if he did it on purpose or not, but a hibachi chef once flipped a little too hard, and hit me right in the face with a piece of shrimp. It bounced off my cheek, and landed on my plate, so I just threw my arms up like, "HEEEEY," as though that were apart of the trick as it was intended, but while the chef looked mortified, I can't help but feel like he won some kind of bet to the tune of, "I bet I can hit people with food, and they not complain about it," or, "I bet I can bounce a piece of food off a customer and still hit the plate!"
      He got me again when I mentioned it to him when we were done, and he wiped sweat off his forehead all exaggerated like, "I'm just glad it wasn't a knife, _again,"_ and walked away, lmao!

    • @whatdatechnodogedoin
      @whatdatechnodogedoin 3 роки тому +7

      333 likes? Imma fix that wait 1 sec

    • @aarongilbertphonetube219
      @aarongilbertphonetube219 3 роки тому +2

      555 likes babyyyyy

    • @mybeansarecooler
      @mybeansarecooler 3 роки тому +2

      lmk when it’s 666

    • @쿤마라카아
      @쿤마라카아 3 роки тому

      666th like lol

  • @RemedieX
    @RemedieX 3 роки тому +1346

    Masterfully filmed. Perfect song choice as well. I feel second hand existential dread and the urge to laugh at the same time, kinda like how he's acting depressed but in reality trying not to burst out laughing. It's sad and hilarious, 10/10. Will watch again when I see it in my recommendations 10 years from now

    • @jjoe7078
      @jjoe7078 2 роки тому +3

      Reminder to watch again 😁

    • @graz2675
      @graz2675 2 роки тому +2

      Reminder to watch again

    • @Helluva_Boss
      @Helluva_Boss Рік тому +2

      Reminder pt 2

    • @CXLVII
      @CXLVII Рік тому +1

      Watch it again

    • @tzeikh172
      @tzeikh172 10 місяців тому +1

      Watch it again

  • @alexharkler
    @alexharkler 3 роки тому +34699

    I can't tell if he's trying to hide the pain or the laughter.

    • @Ganhelm
      @Ganhelm 3 роки тому +1032

      I thought you wrote "I can't tell if he's trying to hide the pain or the daughter"

    • @romelian3754
      @romelian3754 3 роки тому +337

      Both

    • @rekhagoka4392
      @rekhagoka4392 3 роки тому +69

      @@Ganhelm omg lol

    • @mazvitaselemani
      @mazvitaselemani 3 роки тому +55

      @@Ganhelm What daughter??🤣🤣

    • @shalomps1798
      @shalomps1798 3 роки тому +16

      @@Ganhelm loll 😭😭😭

  • @ET-dp9rs
    @ET-dp9rs 4 роки тому +1273

    Description: "this is absolutely devastating"
    Category comedy

    • @Thejigholeman
      @Thejigholeman 4 роки тому +20

      Comedy is Tragedy + Time
      but sometimes the tragedy is too much.

    • @angelaalfonso4815
      @angelaalfonso4815 4 роки тому +6

      Herhsey Ford how could you say that when someone is at their lowest point in life

    • @williamlap2102
      @williamlap2102 4 роки тому

      He used to think his life was a tragedy, but now he realized it's actually a comedy.

  • @RobotHunter1234
    @RobotHunter1234 5 років тому +14630

    Grill: The fire was 6 years ago, it wasn’t your fault, you have to let me go

  • @amberhernandez
    @amberhernandez Рік тому +89

    "Hold up, let him cook"
    What he's cooking:

  • @spontaneouscookie9595
    @spontaneouscookie9595 4 роки тому +14079

    This must be what it's like for Hibachi chefs during quarantine

    • @conkcreatbb
      @conkcreatbb 4 роки тому +168

      I cried during the whole vid and then I started to complain to my girlfriend about how depressing it was

    • @RoyalT400
      @RoyalT400 4 роки тому +152

      My friend is one, he is on unemployment now and comes to the restaurant I cook at to do his tricks on our flat tops

    • @dawniebug784
      @dawniebug784 4 роки тому +11

      OOOOOHHHH! That's why it's in my recommended!!!!

    • @anthonyhendrix6467
      @anthonyhendrix6467 4 роки тому +8

      I was thinking the exact same thing welcome to the end of the, um I mean 2020

    • @Smkpt42
      @Smkpt42 4 роки тому +10

      I thought this was made for quarantine....

  • @compass2349
    @compass2349 3 роки тому +6606

    I lost it when he looked disappointingly at the onion volcano

    • @undergroundsound6020
      @undergroundsound6020 3 роки тому +160

      The way he stares at everything when it’s not being cooked...

    • @jacob1931
      @jacob1931 3 роки тому +19

      1:05 😂😂😂 me too

    • @friedrichnietzsche4569
      @friedrichnietzsche4569 3 роки тому +14

      He staring at onion volcano: What is the meaning of life?

    • @fqidz
      @fqidz 3 роки тому

      i think thats a reference to The Onion

    • @SeaDorks
      @SeaDorks 3 роки тому +4

      The onion is the best part cuhs thats usually the wow factor with the customers

  • @yinshougun9457
    @yinshougun9457 5 років тому +17578

    This is absolutely appalling and a violation of that man's constitutional right. The Eighth Amendment of the US Constitution specifically forbids cruel and unusual punishment. I'll be seeing you monsters in court.

    • @你还兔子
      @你还兔子 5 років тому +306

      This human rights crime has to be taken off UA-cam....

    • @sunnxi3525
      @sunnxi3525 5 років тому +54

      how you know its in the us tho 😳

    • @peteplayz-norskgaming5723
      @peteplayz-norskgaming5723 5 років тому +24

      That isn’t cruel and unusual punishment, by the way it’s comedy you can’t sue r/woosh
      Edit: it’s just a prank bro

    • @trappz10x36
      @trappz10x36 5 років тому +67

      PetePlayz - Norsk Gaming r/woosh

    • @happyjohn1656
      @happyjohn1656 5 років тому +28

      @@peteplayz-norskgaming5723 r/wooosh
      9:37 PM
      5/15/2019

  • @Nako3
    @Nako3 10 місяців тому +172

    This is what depression looks like

  • @9juju6
    @9juju6 4 роки тому +22899

    Man, this is depressing. That dormant onion volcano really hit home for me.

  • @kylekien8897
    @kylekien8897 4 роки тому +33316

    "Work from home", they said

    • @bogdantepavcevic3614
      @bogdantepavcevic3614 4 роки тому +784

      It would be fun they said

    • @CryTwink
      @CryTwink 4 роки тому +415

      NOW LOOK AT THIS POOR MAN! CAN'T MAKE HIMSELF A GOOD MEAL! LOOK WHAT THEY DID GOD DAMN IT! THEY FUCKED IT UP!

    • @Ledut-in-YT
      @Ledut-in-YT 4 роки тому +79

      I just realised this vid is posted 3 years ago.

    • @gavin9088
      @gavin9088 4 роки тому +88

      @@CryTwink LOOK AT HOW THEY MASSACRED MY BOY

    • @CryTwink
      @CryTwink 4 роки тому +9

      @@gavin9088 - Vito Corleone

  • @pussylord1095
    @pussylord1095 7 років тому +30275

    You can tell he's trying hard to hide the pain

  • @Chen-ln9iv
    @Chen-ln9iv 3 роки тому +511

    Me: "mom can we go out for hibachi"
    Mom: "we have hibachi at home"
    Hibachi at home:

  • @GoblinGobbler2069
    @GoblinGobbler2069 3 роки тому +3699

    He gives it his all, knowing it’ll be nothing but many shortcomings...he’s lost all hope, but still fakes his way through every performance, hoping the next dish is his last.

    • @justinlokere
      @justinlokere 3 роки тому +2

      This was made 3 years ago.

    • @GoblinGobbler2069
      @GoblinGobbler2069 3 роки тому +37

      @@justinlokere okay?

    • @cakeules
      @cakeules 3 роки тому +34

      The show must go on...

    • @GoblinGobbler2069
      @GoblinGobbler2069 3 роки тому +23

      @@cakeules now that’s the attitude!

    • @spandanganguli6903
      @spandanganguli6903 3 роки тому +19

      The preacher still sings his hymns in the strange alley. His youth, his voice, and his congregation has long left him, but he cannot stop. For if he stops, then how shall he justify his near entire life? Was that time, were those song, were they all meaningless? He continues to sing, because otherwise, it was all for nothing.

  • @mayonnaise2170
    @mayonnaise2170 5 років тому +7285

    This the food equivalent of watching music videos without music

    • @jacksonchelius3066
      @jacksonchelius3066 5 років тому +26

      I’m just comment because no one else has.

    • @nou6990
      @nou6990 5 років тому +61

      or maybe the food equivalent of watching someone try to play an electric keyboard on a computer keyboard

    • @shybound7571
      @shybound7571 5 років тому +1

      but there was music

    • @rampager1990
      @rampager1990 5 років тому +11

      @@shybound7571 🤦‍♂️

    • @misteralfie
      @misteralfie 5 років тому

      no that would be making food without eating it obviously.

  • @AC-xd9ce
    @AC-xd9ce 4 роки тому +9761

    When the onion volcano didn’t start steaming, I questioned why an omnibenevolent God would bring such sadness into the world.

    • @chayjay1956
      @chayjay1956 4 роки тому +54

      As did I, my friend.. As did I..

    • @nxrth9463
      @nxrth9463 4 роки тому +23

      Cuz he ain't real.

    • @TheGasMan666
      @TheGasMan666 4 роки тому +85

      @@nxrth9463 nice fedora

    • @GospelBearer
      @GospelBearer 4 роки тому +17

      NXRTH then neither are you.

    • @nxrth9463
      @nxrth9463 4 роки тому +26

      @@GospelBearer Woah😨

  • @LtHobo-uy9kn
    @LtHobo-uy9kn 3 роки тому +101

    I just want to see the outtakes of this man breaking into tears/laughing

  • @Unforgiven11
    @Unforgiven11 5 років тому +5712

    The shrimp flick to the floor combined with the longing stare killed me

  • @sethmacdonald9665
    @sethmacdonald9665 3 роки тому +27366

    The best part is how serious he is about this, he even stares and waits for a little sizzle lmfao

    • @VlasimoEstacimo
      @VlasimoEstacimo 3 роки тому +419

      Oh my god I did not notice about the waits for those sizzles now my sides are splitting harder than before Jesus Christ
      😂😂

    • @tackontitan
      @tackontitan 3 роки тому +209

      Consistency. Professionals have standards.

    • @juniorziranda3952
      @juniorziranda3952 3 роки тому +41

      I can hear it sizzle to

    • @lemmingscanfly5
      @lemmingscanfly5 3 роки тому +90

      I like how you can tell he's trying not to laugh sometimes.

    • @yourcousinsbrokenps2400
      @yourcousinsbrokenps2400 3 роки тому +1

      ua-cam.com/video/ELOe8OEjAUk/v-deo.html

  • @TheBossmop
    @TheBossmop 5 років тому +6362

    GET HIM OUT OF THERE CANT YOU SEE THAT HE IS SUFFERING?!?

    • @AllisonDeereVR
      @AllisonDeereVR 5 років тому +70

      THIS IS ABUSE.

    • @scritoph3368
      @scritoph3368 5 років тому +17

      Poor creature, someone needs to call PETA. Senseless violence, really.

    • @ehnubis
      @ehnubis 5 років тому +8

      It does seem really sad. He lived his life by the hibachi. Only to have the doors close and him left grill-less. Reliving his glory days on this cold room temperature table.

    • @BUGCANDYY
      @BUGCANDYY 5 років тому +2

      I Read that in a gordon Ramsay voice

    • @FalseShepherd
      @FalseShepherd 5 років тому +3

      I didn’t know they allowed people being torture on youtube?

  • @sirleopold2378
    @sirleopold2378 3 роки тому +121

    All jokes aside he's a really skilled and impressive chef,

  • @turidrowned
    @turidrowned 4 роки тому +1505

    I need to see Heartbreaking: local Dad runs out of propane, tries making burgers on a table
    And it’s just this guy that sits there staring at a beef patty, occasionally flipping it with a spatula.

    • @acethememelorde4377
      @acethememelorde4377 4 роки тому +55

      Hank Hill runs out of propane and propane accessories and becomes depressed. You can find him spending most of his time trying to grill on the kitchen table, but to no avail. He just stares sadly at the raw burger patties. This is his way of coping. Peggy tried to suggest he start using charcoal, but that just made him angry. She's starting to worry about him.

  • @homelessperson5455
    @homelessperson5455 4 роки тому +13738

    Wife: **sobs** "Honey, please stop...the fire was 10 years ago...you have to move on..."

  • @urmom-qu6rs
    @urmom-qu6rs 5 років тому +11648

    “so what do you want me to do?”
    “just do what you normally do”
    “on this table?”
    “yeah”
    “but it’s not gonna work”
    “yeah we know. when it doesn’t just look disappointed and keep going”

    • @thejsph
      @thejsph 5 років тому +56

      ur mom I’m your 1k like

    • @Silkious
      @Silkious 5 років тому +35

      @@thejsph bitch

    • @urmom-qu6rs
      @urmom-qu6rs 5 років тому +48

      eatmang language

    • @Silkious
      @Silkious 5 років тому +17

      @@urmom-qu6rs nigga wot

    • @urmom-qu6rs
      @urmom-qu6rs 5 років тому +48

      eatmang watch ur mouth young man

  • @dogbackwards7658
    @dogbackwards7658 4 місяці тому +10

    This is like watching someone who's lost a loved one but couldn't cope with their absence, so they just act like they would have as if they never left

  • @charlie_mario6292
    @charlie_mario6292 5 років тому +6266

    I cannot imagine how hard these guys were laughing when they edited in the sad music

    • @mimisezlol
      @mimisezlol 4 роки тому +402

      The chef looks like he's struggling not to laugh

    • @drinkwater247
      @drinkwater247 4 роки тому +166

      or how hard they were trying not to cry

    • @topp4362
      @topp4362 4 роки тому +217

      How can you laugh you sick fuck

    • @drofkcalbbocaj
      @drofkcalbbocaj 4 роки тому +9

      @@NoNoDontTouchMeThere They are very obviously joking, come on dude.

    • @NoNoDontTouchMeThere
      @NoNoDontTouchMeThere 4 роки тому +4

      @@drofkcalbbocajhuge whooooosh on me then

  • @iridium8562
    @iridium8562 5 років тому +13870

    The way he looked at the onion volcano :(

    • @rowni
      @rowni 5 років тому +219

      I felt that..

    • @linwong1494
      @linwong1494 5 років тому +350

      Especially when he did the "choo choo train" tapping on the table omg my heart hurts for him. Its like the trauma is causing him to act it out anyways as if it was lit.

    • @arysh9533
      @arysh9533 5 років тому +42

      my man said 😐

    • @faust3530
      @faust3530 5 років тому +5

      Onion volcano 😂

    • @luk4aaaa
      @luk4aaaa 5 років тому +2

      «Onion Volcano»
      My sides

  • @xrovro
    @xrovro 4 роки тому +9196

    im sorry but when he threw the shrimp on the floor and stared at it i couldnt help but laugh

    • @gabrielcross1062
      @gabrielcross1062 3 роки тому +141

      This was undoubtedly the funniest part

    • @Zuzu00000
      @Zuzu00000 3 роки тому +55

      He was just leaving it for his cat

    • @TheLoneBit
      @TheLoneBit 3 роки тому +17

      That was pretty funny wasn't it, Moomin Mama?

    • @ACE5EE
      @ACE5EE 3 роки тому +46

      the "plop" it made made it way funnier that it should've been

    • @atheelolibit9938
      @atheelolibit9938 3 роки тому +5

      Time stamp?

  • @anishasaran1453
    @anishasaran1453 3 роки тому +91

    me before watching this video: what's so heartbreaking about a regular table lmao
    me now: *in tears*

  • @Expirations
    @Expirations 5 років тому +11741

    When he said “ ,” I felt that.

  • @Arklelinuke
    @Arklelinuke 4 роки тому +4807

    "What do I even have without a griddle?!"
    Salmonella. You have salmonella.

    • @marialovesmusicalot
      @marialovesmusicalot 4 роки тому +46

      My thoughts exactly haha, that, and inedible food lol

    • @redking8981
      @redking8981 4 роки тому +21

      I mean you can eat raw meat at your own risk. It's completely edible with side affects.

    • @adisonsmith2633
      @adisonsmith2633 4 роки тому +7

      To be fair the egg is safe to eat, but everything else is iffy

    • @thegeekandthegedik
      @thegeekandthegedik 4 роки тому +2

      Excuse me what

    • @Gloriagal78
      @Gloriagal78 4 роки тому +2

      Nice.

  • @MarieKoyalebo
    @MarieKoyalebo 5 років тому +4720

    I couldn’t finish half of the video, UA-cam needs to put age restriction on this.

    • @VOLAIRE
      @VOLAIRE 5 років тому +40

      For real don’t they care about the children?!

    • @merlotingreigory3606
      @merlotingreigory3606 5 років тому +5

      @@VOLAIRE they never did

    • @n0wsinn
      @n0wsinn 4 роки тому

      @@VOLAIRE OMG IVE SEEN YOU BEFORE

  • @lucystarlight8887
    @lucystarlight8887 3 роки тому +51

    I love how you can see him smiling and trying to hold in his laughter

  • @jmorales09
    @jmorales09 7 років тому +3124

    When will the government realize that a hibachi grill is a basic human right for hibachi chefs? America is the only major country that doesn't provide free hibachi grills to these American heroes.

    • @billybobjoe9131
      @billybobjoe9131 6 років тому +93

      My heart goes out to these brave men

    • @_yuri
      @_yuri 6 років тому +16

      Feel the Bern

    • @sagarprasad1436
      @sagarprasad1436 6 років тому +6

      what is a hibachi grill and why is it not available?

    • @billybobjoe9131
      @billybobjoe9131 6 років тому +52

      hibachi grills are like counters, but you can cook stuff on them. the joke is that hibachi chefs are so used to using them, and it’s just sad watching them do it without them

    • @ohgeezus_
      @ohgeezus_ 6 років тому

      Billy Bob Joe No, the joke is that they aren't real chefs

  • @Han-yb7qo
    @Han-yb7qo 6 років тому +3329

    The part where he just watches the helpless onion tower really gets to me...

    • @Artman408
      @Artman408 6 років тому +105

      Hannah Sloss the shrimp part really rips my soul out

    • @dickmeatbootysack2165
      @dickmeatbootysack2165 6 років тому +23

      Hannah Sloss man shut your sensitive ass up

    • @dickmeatbootysack2165
      @dickmeatbootysack2165 6 років тому +42

      Hannah Sloss nvm, just cried

    • @frograts6816
      @frograts6816 5 років тому +1

      Hannah Sloss thats a fucking choo choo train you uncultured swine

  • @conmur04
    @conmur04 3 роки тому +2696

    Anything is “heartbreaking” with that backing track. My sides are split

  • @Dis_Dis
    @Dis_Dis 3 роки тому +30

    Is this the movie about Joker's backstory everyone was praising? I must say it really delivers on the sadness department. 10/10

  • @MyNameIsBucket
    @MyNameIsBucket 5 років тому +11882

    Next video: "Child does social studies homework on a flat iron grill".

    • @MrChukinorris
      @MrChukinorris 5 років тому +38

      10/10

    • @samszewczyk121
      @samszewczyk121 5 років тому +9

      I was the 69th like

    • @mueezadam8438
      @mueezadam8438 5 років тому +9

      Oh, oh god I’m crying 😭

    • @robertadamsx2
      @robertadamsx2 4 роки тому +47

      Wait. Was I supposed to record that? Fuck. Probably could have made some money off the video to help with the hospital bill.

    • @nononononoyeahgood
      @nononononoyeahgood 4 роки тому

      Good comment

  • @authenticNL2
    @authenticNL2 4 роки тому +7455

    This isn’t even a joke, but this was actually hard to watch wtf

    • @chepa1767
      @chepa1767 4 роки тому +44

      ... yeah

    •  4 роки тому +120

      I was actually laughing tbh

    • @barnacles1236
      @barnacles1236 4 роки тому +11

      It really was idk why

    • @ultimateblade4127
      @ultimateblade4127 4 роки тому +12

      @Simz Zxy Sadness.

    • @akroplex699
      @akroplex699 4 роки тому +73

      @ You're laughing.
      He was in pain and you're laughing.

  • @vitalyaloves
    @vitalyaloves 4 роки тому +2732

    the sound the shrimp made when it hit the floor broke me

    • @grimjovegrimjove8116
      @grimjovegrimjove8116 4 роки тому +18

      Same sound my heart made when it broke watching this video

    • @ricochetred5432
      @ricochetred5432 4 роки тому +11

      It was the Shrimp for Me😢

    • @thomasbeesoo1284
      @thomasbeesoo1284 4 роки тому +2

      Me too i lost it when he looked at it on the floor😭😭

    • @MOTH_moff
      @MOTH_moff 4 роки тому

      @ *saddest

    • @lemonbread2984
      @lemonbread2984 4 роки тому

      Is-is something wrong with me for hysterically laughing

  • @paullilienthal449
    @paullilienthal449 3 роки тому +32

    I like to believe that somewhere out there, someone is actually doing this practicing for the day they have a real hibachi table.

  • @communismwithgiggles2515
    @communismwithgiggles2515 4 роки тому +1626

    Did you ever hear, about the tragedy of the Hibachi chef who lost his grill?

    • @younussyed404
      @younussyed404 4 роки тому +22

      No

    • @communismwithgiggles2515
      @communismwithgiggles2515 4 роки тому +88

      @@younussyed404 I thought not, it's not a story the establishment would tell you.

    • @baxkill
      @baxkill 4 роки тому +64

      He could grill for others but not for himself. Ironic.

    • @jonathonrodriguezthomas6457
      @jonathonrodriguezthomas6457 4 роки тому +31

      He became so skilled and experienced in the way of the Hibachi that the only thing he feared was loosing his grill, which of course he did.

    • @amurizon
      @amurizon 3 роки тому +19

      Darth Hibachi was a Dark Master of the Chefs, so powerful and so wise he could use the Grill to influence the food to create life...

  • @kwanzan
    @kwanzan 3 роки тому +31987

    you're laughing. he's cooking on a regular table and you're laughing.

  • @nathanhong7592
    @nathanhong7592 3 роки тому +19598

    This is giving me “Bakers watch their bread turn into bread bowls” vibes.

    • @haleemabegum8573
      @haleemabegum8573 3 роки тому +1177

      I mean it’s made by the same people

    • @TheFearTheGames
      @TheFearTheGames 3 роки тому +343

      i literally got recommended that video today and watched it now i got recommended this

    • @dywsliws
      @dywsliws 3 роки тому +28

      lol same

    • @shaunmanoj5307
      @shaunmanoj5307 3 роки тому +31

      Glad to know I was not the only one

    • @witchypoo7353
      @witchypoo7353 3 роки тому +13

      That video was my favorite

  • @jt_norway9129
    @jt_norway9129 3 роки тому +11

    "Moom! Can we go eat teppanyaki?"
    Mom: No, we have Teppanyaki at Home!
    The Teppanyaki at Home:

  • @delphinesmith3744
    @delphinesmith3744 4 роки тому +2636

    He's going through a devastating time guys just look at him, he's on the verge of tears, and you guys are here just to mock him. Not cool.

    • @MofuMofu98
      @MofuMofu98 4 роки тому +14

      The vid was made 3 years ago 🤔

    • @delphinesmith3744
      @delphinesmith3744 4 роки тому +74

      @@MofuMofu98 he probs still has ptsd flashbacks from this ngl

    • @lifelight6309
      @lifelight6309 4 роки тому +32

      Not judging, but I honestly can’t tell if you’re joking or not

    • @delphinesmith3744
      @delphinesmith3744 4 роки тому +52

      @@lifelight6309 holy hell ofc im joking 😂😂😂 its okay if you couldn't tell, this is the internet after all but yeah, im joking

    • @bagelbum
      @bagelbum 4 роки тому +12

      lol see sometimes it looks like he's on the verge of tears, then others it looks like he's trying not to laugh

  • @HourRomanticist
    @HourRomanticist 3 роки тому +17992

    "The only difference between a mad man and a hibachi chef is a heated table"
    -Sun Tzu
    Edit (2 years later): Wtf.

  • @Skull19O1
    @Skull19O1 3 роки тому +2839

    Even after losing his job, he just never stopped

    • @kittenmimi5326
      @kittenmimi5326 3 роки тому +54

      He kept doing his hibachi tricks, hoping that someday, SOMEDAY it would turn into a hibachi table and cook the food ;-;

    • @IMFERMO.
      @IMFERMO. 3 роки тому +5

      bro

    • @justinlokere
      @justinlokere 3 роки тому +6

      This was made in 2017

    • @justanaveragegamer9744
      @justanaveragegamer9744 3 роки тому +4

      @@justinlokere I wonder how he’s doing now.....

    • @squiddyyy4987
      @squiddyyy4987 3 роки тому +2

      @@justanaveragegamer9744 me too

  • @jamestown8398
    @jamestown8398 4 місяці тому +5

    The saddest part was when he tried to make the onion volcano.

  • @coldcrush5921
    @coldcrush5921 3 роки тому +8230

    "honey, please its 3am think about the kids, you're scaring us... You'll find another job you have to quiet doing this to yourself, you aren't any less of a man"

  • @freetothunder9011
    @freetothunder9011 3 роки тому +9050

    Teacher: You can't eat in the class
    *Students in the back:*

  • @doctorphil8907
    @doctorphil8907 5 років тому +2481

    Next Video:Pro F1 driver races with a regular family car

    • @joshd1071
      @joshd1071 5 років тому +45

      on a foot powered little tikes red toy car

    • @FightingTorque411
      @FightingTorque411 4 роки тому +16

      Have you *seen* the Williams team this year?

    • @DxvinderSingh1699
      @DxvinderSingh1699 4 роки тому

      F-18 pilot flies sesna at slowest speed

    • @trash_ducc
      @trash_ducc 4 роки тому

      They have sim rigs tho

    • @laren9559
      @laren9559 4 роки тому +1

      Lando Norris on a power wheels would be interesting to watch.

  • @wiskyr6510
    @wiskyr6510 7 місяців тому +2

    I like how you can still hear the "gas"

  • @weewoo719
    @weewoo719 6 років тому +771

    He looked so happy to flip that shrimp to someone, only to realize that no one will be there for it :(

    • @TheKutia
      @TheKutia 6 років тому +20

      THIS KILLED ME

    • @parkchimmin7913
      @parkchimmin7913 6 років тому +3

      dat boi shawn who tips 0% I SHALL EAT THE SHRIMP

  • @isabellam7942
    @isabellam7942 5 років тому +2402

    i screamed when he made the onion volcano, no one deserves this kind of treatment

  • @letstryitout4998
    @letstryitout4998 3 роки тому +4701

    i once asked a hibachi chef what schooling is like for it. and he said “lots and lots and lots of sake, very little school” and he came to a pool party for a little while

    • @brucerandolph678
      @brucerandolph678 3 роки тому +38

      Whats sake?

    • @furyassassin
      @furyassassin 3 роки тому +395

      @@brucerandolph678 its a sort of Japanese rice wine.

    • @brucerandolph678
      @brucerandolph678 3 роки тому +30

      @@furyassassin thx😁

    • @Jay-lz2wc
      @Jay-lz2wc 3 роки тому +367

      @@furyassassin I'm glad you gave him a straight, helpful answer instead of attacking him like half of the internet would've done for not knowing what Sake is

    • @furyassassin
      @furyassassin 3 роки тому +189

      @@Jay-lz2wc and I'm saddened that you felt a need to even make that comment XD. Says something about people lol.

  • @FPoP1911
    @FPoP1911 Рік тому +10

    I feel like this is a metaphor for something in my life which I don't quite comperhend yet

  • @f3archeeta321
    @f3archeeta321 3 роки тому +3553

    Government: “Work from home”
    Hibachi chefs:

    • @zackerycoutinho7442
      @zackerycoutinho7442 3 роки тому +3

      You deserve more like lmao

    • @dacracking5768
      @dacracking5768 3 роки тому +6

      Why is this so underrated 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Absenteeee
      @Absenteeee 3 роки тому +12

      @@dacracking5768 because it's a 2 day old comment on a 3 year old video

    • @kyleoliver6208
      @kyleoliver6208 3 роки тому +2

      @@Absenteeee 😂😂

    • @meccano_rex597
      @meccano_rex597 3 роки тому

      Wdym? I definitely have a table with a stove on it, I have no idea what your talking about

  • @fungusmcbungus7943
    @fungusmcbungus7943 4 роки тому +748

    He tapped his spatula on the corner of the table with the last sliver of hope left in his heart, but the onion train would not chugga chugga choo choo.

    • @aethermiss8636
      @aethermiss8636 3 роки тому +26

      He push it around and saying "choo choo?" With the sad face

    • @landonletterman831
      @landonletterman831 3 роки тому +9

      I thought the onion volcano had lost it's fire.
      In either case, truly upsetting

    • @mybeansarecooler
      @mybeansarecooler 3 роки тому

      @@landonletterman831 yes 😔

  • @JahnoKestt
    @JahnoKestt 6 років тому +1660

    It's been over a year now since I first saw this. I *still* cry myself to sleep at night when I see the chef's face in my mind. How can I ever recover from this?

    • @SteveReynold
      @SteveReynold 6 років тому +3

      [Aegus] he was just thinking about how Donald Trump was elected president...

    • @krru9083
      @krru9083 6 років тому +7

      You never recover, bro, never 😳

    • @thetacogamer500
      @thetacogamer500 6 років тому +1

      Steve Reynold what's wrong with trump?

    • @scarlet9788
      @scarlet9788 5 років тому

      stop looking at onions

    • @onegirl1750
      @onegirl1750 5 років тому

      1k like

  • @MysteryFaceX
    @MysteryFaceX Рік тому +6

    Thanks Shu for recommending this video. What a gem.

  • @pandabandit
    @pandabandit 3 роки тому +3409

    I’m losing my mind of the shots of his face where he just.. DOESNT REACT

  • @clarabrandi4035
    @clarabrandi4035 5 років тому +2184

    When you use all of your budget on a professional chef so you have no money left for the stove

  • @kevinskyssandbox7610
    @kevinskyssandbox7610 5 років тому +735

    This happens more often than most of us would think. It's unbelievably tragic.

  • @ThatHawksSimp
    @ThatHawksSimp 3 роки тому +15

    Love how the whole time he’s trying not to piss himself laughing

  • @giraffelord94
    @giraffelord94 7 років тому +5248

    I can feel the anguish of a tortured soul.

    • @TheChadintheHat1
      @TheChadintheHat1 7 років тому +91

      Gordon Ramsay: IT'S FUCKING RAW!!!

    • @AaronMCPRO
      @AaronMCPRO 7 років тому +33

      Ben Hopper - Hibachi chefs cook on a steel grill and show off the amazing cooking skills to people in front of them.

    • @glennbigelow8386
      @glennbigelow8386 7 років тому

      This chef was preparing food not cooking it.

    • @toetman8353
      @toetman8353 7 років тому +5

      fuck you noone cares glenn

    • @glennbigelow8386
      @glennbigelow8386 7 років тому +15

      You cared enough to comment. Thanks for showing you care.

  • @Erased_in_Space
    @Erased_in_Space 3 роки тому +6292

    the worst thing is this wasn’t even done during corona

  • @hottakebabe3842
    @hottakebabe3842 5 років тому +2805

    Please God. Protect him when I can’t.

  • @feminico2613
    @feminico2613 Рік тому +10

    1:29 i just realized this is the part where he's supposed to throw a shrimp to a customer's mouth or something, i was wondering why he threw it away

  • @Faden47
    @Faden47 3 роки тому +4363

    I think my depression's got depression now

    • @exhaustrailian951
      @exhaustrailian951 3 роки тому +47

      Ha, my depression's depression's depression has depression. Get on my level.

    • @tfwthelsdkicksin6083
      @tfwthelsdkicksin6083 3 роки тому +25

      Depression-ception

    • @monicalivesforchrist5901
      @monicalivesforchrist5901 3 роки тому +7

      GOD can save you from depression!

    • @lottiethepoodle7863
      @lottiethepoodle7863 3 роки тому +21

      @@monicalivesforchrist5901 I’m not sure if you’re being sarcastic or if you’re being ridiculous

    • @alyssakootenay4791
      @alyssakootenay4791 3 роки тому +4

      @@lottiethepoodle7863 I'm not sure if your being an asshole or being rude

  • @Naavy2022
    @Naavy2022 7 років тому +1703

    Reported for abuse.

    • @Xephoriah
      @Xephoriah 6 років тому +26

      Mixtape Dropper this is abuse beyond comprehension. Whoever made that person cook on a wooden table should lick a Nintendo Switch cartridge.

  • @AbysswalkerD
    @AbysswalkerD 5 років тому +3096

    Me: Alright let's Find some Quality Entertainment
    UA-cam: Hibachi chef tries to make a meal on a Regular Table
    Me: ok

    • @bartholomewdan
      @bartholomewdan 5 років тому +22

      I mean, UA-cam provided what you asked for, so I don't see the problem.

    • @Skndtroy
      @Skndtroy 5 років тому +4

      This is Quality Entertainment

    • @wave8447
      @wave8447 5 років тому

      I’m a monster I ruined the 666 likes

    • @bartholomewdan
      @bartholomewdan 5 років тому

      @@wave8447 How can you sleep at night

    • @dinosanddaisies
      @dinosanddaisies 5 років тому

      Dean Smith ME

  • @AdamBobrow
    @AdamBobrow Рік тому +136

    I think we were all waiting for the great philosophical question of "if a shrimp falls in a forest, but nobody's there..." #AmazingVideo

  • @hughmiller1423
    @hughmiller1423 6 років тому +530

    "I've always cooked for others and made them happy. Why is it I can't do the same for myself..."

  • @DiversityGod
    @DiversityGod 7 років тому +461

    Feels like I just witnessed the birth and death of my own child.

  • @kevinnguyen2409
    @kevinnguyen2409 7 років тому +612

    It was sad the entire time but what really go me was when he threw the shrimp and no one was there to catch it

  • @couchmaster3773
    @couchmaster3773 2 роки тому +9

    Years on and this is still easily one of my favorite videos on the internet.

  • @BacktobackJack
    @BacktobackJack 4 роки тому +30528

    Everybody's saying he looks sad but I think he's trying his hardest not to laugh

    • @powerpunki3858
      @powerpunki3858 4 роки тому +941

      Yeah, this wasn't during quarantine, the people saying that didn't look at the publication date xd

    • @aliffahrizi
      @aliffahrizi 4 роки тому +81

      Thanks sherlock

    • @mikeoxmaul45
      @mikeoxmaul45 4 роки тому +535

      0:45 just look at his face 😀

    • @moimoi1864
      @moimoi1864 4 роки тому +27

      Oh really I didn’t know that thanks!!!! ❤️❤️❤️🥰🥰😍😍😘😘

    • @olymolly3637
      @olymolly3637 4 роки тому +44

      Then, this video didn't cook too well in 2020.

  • @Lundy.Fastnet.Irish_Sea
    @Lundy.Fastnet.Irish_Sea 3 роки тому +6447

    The best thing is that they couldn't hire some random actor to do this. That guy is probably an actual chef.

    • @dommychi
      @dommychi 3 роки тому +670

      His skills are the real deal

    • @mikebazinga982
      @mikebazinga982 3 роки тому +406

      Probably? Bruh

    • @LaughingOrange
      @LaughingOrange 3 роки тому +370

      The egg and shrimp is proof he is/was a real chef.

    • @purplecleo808
      @purplecleo808 3 роки тому +191

      did you really just say p r o b a b l y?

    • @block4562
      @block4562 3 роки тому +205

      See that shit with the egg? The guy is legit

  • @brandonwang8606
    @brandonwang8606 3 роки тому +2880

    Imagine how many shrimps are left in a Hibachi chef’s pocket at the end of the day

    • @echristl275
      @echristl275 3 роки тому +250

      it’s just an endless pocket full of shrimp

    • @andhisband
      @andhisband 3 роки тому +175

      It's a clever way of stealing food from the restaurant to take home to the fam.

    • @merma9042
      @merma9042 3 роки тому +36

      @@andhisband not to the family but it's a decent lunch

    • @thecountercounter9127
      @thecountercounter9127 3 роки тому +141

      @@echristl275 if you were to flip a hibachi chef upside down, all of it would spill out, flooding the room, then the neighboorhood, then the city with nothing but shrimp tails

    • @thrasherxthrasher9899
      @thrasherxthrasher9899 3 роки тому +28

      @@thecountercounter9127 please don’t flip one over, I don’t want to drown in shrimp 😳

  • @Godeias
    @Godeias Рік тому +6

    This should be an ad for depression

  • @mrchoonky
    @mrchoonky 5 років тому +5363

    Hibachi chef: ☺️
    Normal table: Imma bout to ruin this whole mans career

    • @xl000
      @xl000 5 років тому +1

      Imma

    • @hjw5838
      @hjw5838 5 років тому +24

      tahthebah what the fuck, I’m noticing ppl in the comment section of any video, on any platform keep using that same format joke. I know it’s rly popular but I saw it like six times already.

    • @shopliftingcentral
      @shopliftingcentral 5 років тому +6

      spotlight uh moonlight uh jah's foreskin is mine now uh

    • @mrchoonky
      @mrchoonky 5 років тому +12

      corvs if it works it works

    • @hjw5838
      @hjw5838 5 років тому

      tahthebah yh.

  • @alfielin7357
    @alfielin7357 3 роки тому +14288

    When he threw the shrimp and no one caught it. I'm sorry but I lost my shit-

    • @d007mom
      @d007mom 3 роки тому +123

      I was looking for this comment lol

    • @Gustinpham
      @Gustinpham 3 роки тому +480

      The way he just stared blankly at it... gmfu

    • @jeremywoods770
      @jeremywoods770 3 роки тому +35

      Where was that paper towel dog to slo-mo "yyyeeesss"

    • @honeybeesandbuttercups
      @honeybeesandbuttercups 3 роки тому +42

      you lost your *shrimp*

    • @amphitrichous
      @amphitrichous 3 роки тому +34

      Whenever I've been to hibachi the shrimp always falls on the floor anyway- even with people trying to catch it.

  • @BreakKaydenBreak
    @BreakKaydenBreak 3 роки тому +2104

    I love how he still waits for the food to "cook".

    • @r.a.7880
      @r.a.7880 3 роки тому +7

      Nice profile pic btw

    • @BreakKaydenBreak
      @BreakKaydenBreak 3 роки тому +3

      @@r.a.7880 you too! Made in abyss is 👌

    • @DeNihility
      @DeNihility Рік тому

      Waiting for the day that never comes...

  • @hollymcgee5739
    @hollymcgee5739 Рік тому +11

    I am dying laughing over here. Legit screaming. This is ridiculous, and I love it. How this guy managed to keep a straight face is beyond me.

  • @MillionaireHoyOriginal
    @MillionaireHoyOriginal 3 роки тому +18021

    Working from home hits a new low

    • @user-vn5xj6yc9p
      @user-vn5xj6yc9p 3 роки тому +74

      Hittin' hard indeed.

    • @rewrittenbytes1616
      @rewrittenbytes1616 3 роки тому +55

      yes
      bro this was made in 2017 lmfao

    • @greenmint984
      @greenmint984 3 роки тому +38

      @@rewrittenbytes1616 man just let us enjoy the comment, no need to ruin it

    • @rewrittenbytes1616
      @rewrittenbytes1616 3 роки тому +18

      @@greenmint984 sorry
      i shall now edit my comment to hide it behind the “read more” button for future hoomans

    • @marielcarey4288
      @marielcarey4288 3 роки тому +5

      @@greenmint984 facts always prevail. Now shut up.

  • @tarapapi
    @tarapapi 6 років тому +1268

    *_"Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every night, I can feel my perforated face spatula… and my grill scraper… even my Habachi. The ingredients I’ve lost… the heat I’ve lost… won’t finish cooking… It’s like they’re all still raw. You taste it, too, don’t you?"_* - Kazuhira "Chef" Griller

  • @dabonkus
    @dabonkus 5 років тому +878

    Chef bounces egg
    Me: *sweating*

  • @LuizAlexPhoenix
    @LuizAlexPhoenix Рік тому +6

    This is like growing old, you go through the same motions perfectly but there is no spark there. You lose those around you and things simply stop working, it's truly sad to grow old and alone.