I combined my two jobs and it was a terrible experience

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  • @jgb2958
    @jgb2958 4 роки тому +2469

    Kevin playing a retail game and still manages to bring in among us within 30 seconds
    He’s too addicted

    • @auces7084
      @auces7084 4 роки тому +21

      🎵to the madness🎵

    • @WeeHammy
      @WeeHammy 4 роки тому +30

      I think its bc he miss's his Peepeepoopoo. (and others of course)

    • @auces7084
      @auces7084 4 роки тому +7

      @@WeeHammy you hath ruined the song you foolish mortal

    • @WeeHammy
      @WeeHammy 4 роки тому +7

      @@auces7084 SORRY MASTER I HAVE BETRAYED THEE!

    • @atmywhitson
      @atmywhitson 4 роки тому +6

      You can't be too addicted to Among us you silly.

  • @kippitheclone3078
    @kippitheclone3078 4 роки тому +1627

    I love how he's so persistent with torturing himself with the headphones

    • @apollo7557
      @apollo7557 4 роки тому +42

      He's so brave.

    • @ok-ok2
      @ok-ok2 4 роки тому +87

      Idk maybe he likes it

    • @annoying5person
      @annoying5person 4 роки тому +18

      Self harm isn't a joke smh

    • @davidmiller2049
      @davidmiller2049 4 роки тому +10

      The other stores are selling shoes so that can run away from Kevin’s store.

    • @Nervous101
      @Nervous101 4 роки тому +35

      @@annoying5person in this case it is

  • @MeelieMoon
    @MeelieMoon 4 роки тому +607

    “Wanna go down to the strip club? I heard they’re selling contraband among us beer!”

  • @TheIrishDino
    @TheIrishDino 4 роки тому +973

    This man owned a shop before and it does not show

    • @Alsarnia
      @Alsarnia 4 роки тому +94

      But he pays his employees well so who are we to complain

    • @vadnegru
      @vadnegru 7 місяців тому

      Unless he also tortured everyone

  • @RosyKitteh
    @RosyKitteh 4 роки тому +654

    Extremely fitting Spongebob quote of the day:
    "You're on register now!"
    "R-Register?" * explodes *

    • @FloridaGuy53
      @FloridaGuy53 3 роки тому +10

      "So,... This is what I get for working, overtime?"
      "OVERTIIME!?!"

    • @kale1873
      @kale1873 2 роки тому +3

      me everyday ...

  • @Hhagstfun
    @Hhagstfun 4 роки тому +550

    The “Hey there friends how’s it going.” Is so soothing

  • @nicandknacksandseans
    @nicandknacksandseans 4 роки тому +644

    “I love middle-aged entitled people shouting at me”
    Man, I thought I was the only one with that kink. Good to know I’m not alone.

    • @jetnebula7915
      @jetnebula7915 4 роки тому +31

      no no no no no no no no nO NO NO NO NO NO NO N-

    • @crystalores4386
      @crystalores4386 4 роки тому

      @@jetnebula7915 a::f

    • @cwovictor3281
      @cwovictor3281 4 роки тому +52

      "Come on, baby, demand to see my manager"
      "Honey, I gotta tell you, you've been weird in bed lately"

    • @dreska255
      @dreska255 4 роки тому +16

      Rule34 Karen

    • @fuzzyotterpaws4395
      @fuzzyotterpaws4395 4 роки тому +1

      That's part of the job. You can't just quit or yell at customers if you're getting paid to give a good experience and that's what so many entitled employees don't understand.

  • @myluckystar33
    @myluckystar33 4 роки тому +347

    Kevin: this is the most confusing UI I’ve ever seen.
    Also Kevin: Tutorial? No.
    Every time Kevin. Every time.

  • @Carla-wk3mz
    @Carla-wk3mz 4 роки тому +246

    "My two jobs"
    Cult leader and car magnet?

    • @anniedangerface
      @anniedangerface 4 роки тому +4

      Hi Carla!

    • @Carla-wk3mz
      @Carla-wk3mz 4 роки тому +3

      @@anniedangerface Hello! How's it going?

    • @bidoof367
      @bidoof367 4 роки тому +29

      car-la?
      are you the car?

    • @Kat-PM
      @Kat-PM 4 роки тому +8

      the way I laughed at “car magnet” 🤭

  • @vaughanmartin7079
    @vaughanmartin7079 4 роки тому +108

    Wish I had a computer, pants and beer store near me. Literally everything I need in life.

    • @lucienfortner841
      @lucienfortner841 4 роки тому +15

      Well, that's just silly. Nobody needs pants.

  • @Erratic_Pulse_0758
    @Erratic_Pulse_0758 4 роки тому +165

    Kevin: owned a store
    Also Kevin: this is so confusing

  • @ravewithdave8262
    @ravewithdave8262 4 роки тому +107

    I love how Call me Kevin just tries to ruin everyone’s lives in every game but somehow makes everyone’s lives better in real life!

  • @christofferohlin1213
    @christofferohlin1213 4 роки тому +92

    I'm bingewatching your videos to help cool off my anxiety nowadays because i'm having my top surgery in 14 days. Thank you for helping me cope with my nerves, Kevin. You're a wonderful human being.

    • @cleetusbartholomew
      @cleetusbartholomew 4 роки тому +16

      i hope your surgery goes well!! 💛💛💛

    • @kaipan9174
      @kaipan9174 4 роки тому +7

      @CMS Gaming good luck with the surgery! Once it’s over you’ll feel so much better!

    • @quasimodomojo8761
      @quasimodomojo8761 4 роки тому +14

      What a coincidence, I just had mine three weeks ago! It was honestly a breeze, I probably had a harder time getting my wisdom teeth removed. It will be tough the first couple of days but you will push through! Let me know how it goes if you remember to!

    • @christofferohlin1213
      @christofferohlin1213 4 роки тому +10

      @@quasimodomojo8761 Coincidence indeed :D I'm glad to hear yours went so well like that. I hope i can make this through. I'm going to be completely alone through the entire thing since i have no friends or family. I hope i can make it through without any issues whatnot. :')

    • @magnusgjevre5865
      @magnusgjevre5865 4 роки тому +7

      Well hope the surgery goes well when the time comes.

  • @lucisomma6766
    @lucisomma6766 4 роки тому +48

    I love how everything you do, ends with people imprisoned.
    What a MOOD.

  • @TheSnikers111
    @TheSnikers111 4 роки тому +40

    Simply, thank you Kevin, for being here, and uploading best videos on YT during these questionable times.

  • @akaste4413
    @akaste4413 4 роки тому +88

    i also love combing things that have no hair, thumbnail 🔥

    • @VoxyPop518
      @VoxyPop518 4 роки тому +12

      Turg has been put in charge of creating the thumbnail, so this is fine

  • @callmeturg
    @callmeturg 4 роки тому +85

    Kevin, you’re the real hero for working retail. I have no clue how you did it.

    • @callmeturg
      @callmeturg 4 роки тому

      @Joan Zuniga hi!

    • @thatissobruce7197
      @thatissobruce7197 4 роки тому +2

      Turg

    • @thatissobruce7197
      @thatissobruce7197 4 роки тому

      @Joan Zuniga Turg

    • @anniedangerface
      @anniedangerface 4 роки тому +11

      Retail is very hard! I did it for 6 years, but I kind of liked it. I’m the rare breed who enjoys it haha. EXCEPT at Christmas, people turn into demons during Christmastime

    • @callmeturg
      @callmeturg 4 роки тому

      @@thatissobruce7197 hello:)

  • @liekeseebregts1445
    @liekeseebregts1445 4 роки тому +29

    We thought this was a video without among us, but 30 seconds into the video Kevin proved to us that his addiction of among us grows stronger every single day

  • @helenawidiarini3880
    @helenawidiarini3880 4 роки тому +25

    i am so amazed by kevin's ability to torture npc in every game he played

  • @ps1hagridoufofcharacter
    @ps1hagridoufofcharacter 4 роки тому +29

    the 'combing' in the thumbnail gave me a good chuckle and i didnt even realise i needed it thank u

  • @Auridus
    @Auridus 4 роки тому +464

    The word "articles" has lost all meaning to me.

  • @felixkalenskyy93
    @felixkalenskyy93 4 роки тому +27

    The oofs at the start of the video when he smacks his headphones on are getting louder and louder...

  • @Viixie
    @Viixie 4 роки тому +9

    When that one customer comes in with all 4 staff watching, getting LUSH flashbacks.

  • @jazzpancake1167
    @jazzpancake1167 4 роки тому +44

    Kevin: *skips the tutorial*
    Also Kevin: *surprised he doesn't know how to play the game*
    Me: *overwhelmed by Deja-vu*

  • @clarelg
    @clarelg 4 роки тому +98

    Plottwist: Store Man is the new warden at Jim Pickens pris-(sorry) “Gated Community”

    • @MerkhVision
      @MerkhVision 4 роки тому +3

      “Gated Community” is a wonderfully hilarious way to put that lol

  • @XxFluffyxX
    @XxFluffyxX 4 роки тому +38

    Kevin uploading a retail game:
    Me coming home from my retail job: *interesting*

  • @ItalianGuy2357
    @ItalianGuy2357 4 роки тому +45

    Love that the thumbnail says combing. Was a bit confused when I got the notification 😂

  • @vanjalazarevic6326
    @vanjalazarevic6326 4 роки тому +14

    "I wish it were Sims."
    *still finds a way to trap people in his kni.. I mean computer pants and beer store*

  • @lilbluebox1601
    @lilbluebox1601 4 роки тому +5

    I don't know how Kevin still manages to surprise me when he finds ways to kidnap NPCs in every game

  • @Lunamine
    @Lunamine 4 роки тому +570

    "she'll get paid less"
    Still gets paid 150 an hour.
    Hire me Kevin,
    please.

    • @johnjordan3552
      @johnjordan3552 4 роки тому +44

      It's in cents

    • @oxymoron02
      @oxymoron02 4 роки тому +27

      @@johnjordan3552 What a twist!

    • @NotAVeryGoodNickname
      @NotAVeryGoodNickname 4 роки тому +44

      In that world a beer costs 50, so not a great salary

    • @Zahraa10215
      @Zahraa10215 4 роки тому +44

      After some thought, I think my wage is about 3 beers an hour. Maybe 4. So that matches.

    • @justsomeone2391
      @justsomeone2391 Рік тому +3

      @@NotAVeryGoodNickname Thats 3 beers an hour, that’s pretty good pay

  • @XenomorphSlayerGames
    @XenomorphSlayerGames 4 роки тому +2

    I love whenever Kevin talks about retail scenarios, cuz he’s lived that shit, and he describes it so damn accurately. “I love middle aged entitled folks shouting at me.” Yeah that’s literally straight facts.

  • @caseyc3355
    @caseyc3355 4 роки тому +10

    3:15 Kevin will keep anyone hostage, any time, any place

  • @sreevidya6785
    @sreevidya6785 4 роки тому +2

    9:59 "like why do they all need help!?we sell COMPUTER,PANTS AND BEER!" lmao🤣🤣😂

  • @dynodan896
    @dynodan896 4 роки тому +10

    Hi kevin, just wanted to let you know that you're amazing and you've helped me through alot with all the laughs you give me, keep up the great work!! :)

  • @artysocial
    @artysocial 4 роки тому +6

    Hey! Just a fan here- I was watching the Detroit streams recently and noticed it was your birthday not too soon after that. Happy birthday Kevin! May the hilarious content keep on coming and have a great day- also remember to take breaks and all that other stuff if needed. Thank you for creating super entertaining content everyday, I like to think it kept me sane during lock down. 🎉🎉

  • @BigMac87963
    @BigMac87963 4 роки тому +5

    Hey Kevin. Congrats on the success of your channel. I love your videos and watch it all the time

  • @elenawimsey5714
    @elenawimsey5714 4 роки тому

    4:09 as someone who has to read dozens of job applications every day, this is depressingly accurate. The only thing missing is the pile of mail-in applications by people who didn't understand that they need to use the interface on our company's website to apply and the inevitable few people trying to claim they've got degrees /experience they don't really have 🤦‍♀️

  • @nataliesmith9397
    @nataliesmith9397 4 роки тому +6

    Kevin saying he wasn't gonna serve the guy who whistled at him had very good energy.

  • @captain_awesome2134
    @captain_awesome2134 4 роки тому +3

    Less than 2 minutes in and Kevin has already made the game a feckin' mess. This is the content I subscribed for!

  • @catmom8410
    @catmom8410 4 роки тому +6

    Considering I’m having to go to the disaster known as retail today, this is the video I needed, Kevin

  • @therockdwarfmockdwarf1476
    @therockdwarfmockdwarf1476 4 роки тому +6

    I love how Kevin has a file named an evil montage, the funniest part is he needs 2 of them

  • @WanderingChin
    @WanderingChin 4 роки тому +56

    "Combing retail" that job must be pretty hairy

    • @marcusdunham8896
      @marcusdunham8896 4 роки тому +3

      I knew someone would beat me to it.

    • @anniedangerface
      @anniedangerface 4 роки тому +3

      I was gonna say, who is gonna tell him 😔

    • @Anya_Maru
      @Anya_Maru 4 роки тому +4

      Certainly a hair-owing experience

  • @baileywoodch2043
    @baileywoodch2043 4 роки тому +3

    Hey Kevin! I love your content so much it always brightens up my day.
    Sadly my ex broke up with me a week ago and ive just been binging your among us videos because theyre seriously the only thing getting me through it. You're doing such an amazing job and you definitely make peoples day so much brighter. Keep up the awesome as feck work, and dont forget to stay pale!

  • @humlegard-gaming
    @humlegard-gaming 4 роки тому +54

    Kevin is combining two things: Being epic and being legendary!

    • @aliveslice
      @aliveslice 4 роки тому

      Sounds like a Justin Y. comment I wouldn't hate.

  • @WordsFlowMagnetic
    @WordsFlowMagnetic 4 роки тому +6

    Kevin, if you really think that I'm going to buy that this is a store run by a genuine human person then you're absolutely right. May I partake of some of those fine articles, my good sir?

  • @Tyler-ip7mj
    @Tyler-ip7mj 4 роки тому +3

    I feel like Kevin built a maze in his actual retail store back in the day and is trying to subtly tell us that there’s still someone trapped in it

  • @iliasjk6407
    @iliasjk6407 4 роки тому +1

    I just discovered your channel 5 min ago
    and all i have to say is i love your content. I don't understand English very well but still your videos are very entertaining to me. Good job and keep making content, you are amazing.

  • @ajrollo1437
    @ajrollo1437 4 роки тому +6

    "No one wants to go to a strip club at 7 AM!"
    Clearly you've never been to Tampa, Florida.

  • @maaarleisha
    @maaarleisha 4 роки тому +1

    5:25 welcome to being a black woman in the workforce 😭😂😂

  • @theoneandonlydrowlf819
    @theoneandonlydrowlf819 4 роки тому +8

    Everytime Kevin calls me his friend, my heart skips a beat. If only we were actual friends

  • @LookAlikeFilm
    @LookAlikeFilm 4 роки тому +2

    8:42 "I don't know why there's a gap in my wall"
    *"Is Mole2 available to talk?"*

  • @Xingaos
    @Xingaos 4 роки тому +4

    I love how Kevin always tries to kill/keep people hostage, even though that’s not even anywhere close to the theme of the game lmao

  • @ElJokyv
    @ElJokyv 4 роки тому +2

    0:13 i have that kink too!

  • @yourlocaljoyandhappiness8461
    @yourlocaljoyandhappiness8461 4 роки тому +5

    Poor Kevin, his ears must bee exausted(just like Ron) from all that headphone-putting

  • @kyledewitt4941
    @kyledewitt4941 Рік тому +1

    My beard attempts to stand up every time he slams those headphones onto his ears.

  • @ratlesbian5498
    @ratlesbian5498 4 роки тому +3

    combining kevin's two favourite things, working retail and among us

  • @coolbeans6312
    @coolbeans6312 4 роки тому +5

    Ah so Kevin's concerning addiction to Among Us has made its way into yet another video

  • @abhinavthennavan4914
    @abhinavthennavan4914 4 роки тому +2

    Happy Birthday Kevin!!!

  • @ashabasha
    @ashabasha 4 роки тому +3

    I would like a montage of Kevin grunting when he puts his headphones on.

  • @ccharlie25
    @ccharlie25 4 роки тому +1

    this video really made my day thank you so much

  • @icybutterflyqueen
    @icybutterflyqueen 4 роки тому +3

    Oh hey, i made it to the executive producer page!

  • @grunertee3930
    @grunertee3930 4 роки тому

    I just want so say, I really laughed throughout the entire video. I mean really laughter, not breathing air out of my nose a little faster than usual. Thanks for that Kevin!

  • @caseyc3355
    @caseyc3355 4 роки тому +16

    KING 👏 OF 👏 RETAIL 👏
    Edit: Oh, nevermind. King 👏 of 👏 strip? 👏 club?? 👏

  • @nghtwng1572
    @nghtwng1572 4 роки тому +1

    Honestly!
    Every night i look forward to Kevin's videos! I'm gauranteed to have 15-20 mins of pure comedy! Its not long but I'm free from my troubles in that time!
    THANK YOU SO MUCH KEVIN!! 😁💜😁💜

  • @princessmemeulous
    @princessmemeulous 4 роки тому +3

    In a month it’s my bday and I asked for head phones just so I can do the snap thing 😂😂

  • @dutchvanderlinde7729
    @dutchvanderlinde7729 4 роки тому +1

    I’ve recently god COVID and it absolutely sucks but watching Kevin really helps, thanks Kevin!👍

  • @Kitticane
    @Kitticane 4 роки тому +4

    This gave me flashbacks to work yesterday. Had a lady ask where something was in my store that’s not in my department. When I told her that’s not my department so I’m not sure, she then said “you must be new.” Tell me why when I told her it’s not my department a few more times she continued to ask how long I’d been working there. Karen’s are annoying 🤣

    • @idiotidiot5821
      @idiotidiot5821 2 роки тому

      Yeah it must be really tough to understand where the tires are while working in the shoe section of Walmart...

  • @tourmaline9647
    @tourmaline9647 4 роки тому +1

    OMG, I sure hope I wasn't the only one reading "King of Hentai" when Kevin was zooming in on his character in the first seconds of the video. Fecking hell... Especially at 0:46

  • @callmeturg
    @callmeturg 4 роки тому +170

    Day 109 of telling Kevin that he is beautiful ❤️

  • @thedoogster2360
    @thedoogster2360 4 роки тому +1

    0:00 it's going fine, thanks

  • @peppernwarming6226
    @peppernwarming6226 4 роки тому +3

    Day 518 of asking Kevin to play Legoland. The game is a rollercoaster tycoon but Lego. It was published in the year 2000

  • @Ak41xx
    @Ak41xx 4 роки тому +2

    Happy Birthday Kevin!

  • @mekarano2289
    @mekarano2289 4 роки тому +12

    Day 26 off asking Kevin to roleplay a mafia member in Among us.

  • @smitsonavane6278
    @smitsonavane6278 4 роки тому +1

    That KEVO badge is the badge of good content and honour like Hey Jude
    The Beatles ROCK!!!

  • @maddied7737
    @maddied7737 4 роки тому +2

    HAPPY EARLY BIRTHDAY!!! I’m not sure if your gonna upload tomorrow so I just wanted to say, happy birthday!

  • @SethHanLee
    @SethHanLee 4 роки тому +2

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY KEVIN✨👑✨

  • @fv6652
    @fv6652 4 роки тому

    Great work on combing retail Kevin! A real hero!

  • @jordankahl8327
    @jordankahl8327 4 роки тому +2

    Store Man is like the male Default except he’s a businessman

  • @ameaklim
    @ameaklim 4 роки тому

    Cried with laughter. Love the doom maze, and him staring out through the cage at the crying bank manager

  • @yourlocalliz2125
    @yourlocalliz2125 4 роки тому +1

    Ik this isn't related buuuttt... My social studies teacher was saying jokingly, "I'm the hero of America," and instinctively I raised my hand and said, "Jim Pickens is the hero of the world. My best friend in the back started laughing. She didn't know who Jim was but I've talked about our lord and savior Jim Pickens. I feel proud.

  • @HoundstoothBaby
    @HoundstoothBaby 4 роки тому +2

    Kevin: Paints everything purple.
    Me: "looks like Metro PCS"

  • @sepiasmith5065
    @sepiasmith5065 4 роки тому

    Kevin completely refusing to take the tutorial makes me laugh and makes me anxious at the same time ahahaha
    NDHDH HE MADE THE BACKROOMS

  • @onefecker4820
    @onefecker4820 4 роки тому

    Always exited when a new video from Kevin drops.

  • @RissyNicole98
    @RissyNicole98 4 роки тому

    “We sell computer, pants, and beer. There’s not much to be confused about,” made me laugh so hard I couldn’t breathe. Kevin is a national treasure

  • @tylerromine330
    @tylerromine330 4 роки тому +1

    The first time I’ve ever gotten to one of his videos within 5 minutes of posting, i am complete now

  • @Abell_lledA
    @Abell_lledA 4 роки тому +1

    Narrative of Self is the result of a feedback loop between “Separate Self” & Cosmos ⭕️ Non-Duality

  • @smoothsnailing2161
    @smoothsnailing2161 3 роки тому +2

    looks like a generic mobile store that tried to impersonates a strip club, but that only sells beers and other random product... with no strippers. thats just-- GENIUS!

  • @melonademan5639
    @melonademan5639 4 роки тому

    8:22 That’s a slightly modified version of the default Windows Vista wallpaper.
    Both the game and Windows Vista are on par in terms of quality.

  • @SwordSmith
    @SwordSmith 4 роки тому

    Thank you for everything you do, you’re such an inspiration. I love your work!

  • @IARESMART8
    @IARESMART8 4 роки тому +2

    As a retail worker, this is 100% accurate

  • @sohamkhrt3526
    @sohamkhrt3526 4 роки тому +2

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY KEVIN

  • @josht1596
    @josht1596 4 роки тому +1

    What is the game at 10:35 I got massive nostalgia from back in the primary school days

  • @axetheviking6482
    @axetheviking6482 4 роки тому +1

    I can imagine Kevin playing this as a mini series, roleplaying that the store is a money-laundering operation for the Cult

  • @thisismark6125
    @thisismark6125 4 роки тому +1

    I don’t know why (I’m lying I know why) but I’ve been laughing throughout this entire video. This is by far one of the best simulators Kevin has played

  • @someonerandom7528
    @someonerandom7528 4 роки тому +2

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY KEVIN!!! [It’s Tuesday in my time zone :) ]

  • @NouryKhamis
    @NouryKhamis 4 роки тому

    I love u KEVIN!!! U make my days brighter!!!!

  • @VoxyPop518
    @VoxyPop518 4 роки тому +1

    Not as big of a maze as Ikea, but so far I haven't been caged in at one so I think Kevin still Best Store Man.

  • @funeralmuse
    @funeralmuse 4 роки тому

    My name is Call me Kevin, and I graduated from one of Ireland's top business schools with really good grades. Now I'm using my knowledge to help struggling small business owners make it in this competitive world. The plan: Force customers to shoplift and then sue them to subsist on fine payouts alone

  • @justme8740
    @justme8740 4 роки тому +2

    Happy birthday papa kev ❤️

  • @treefrogg
    @treefrogg 4 роки тому

    Kevin is the type of youtuber you would binge watch at 3am
    I know from experience