Thank you all for watching!! Stay tuned for a Twitch stream this Saturday! (Exact time TBD check back on my twitch channel for updates hahaha) Also sorry some of the jokes repeat these videos were filmed over the course of 2 YEARS!! Anyway enjoy!!!
Diva would you ever consider making a tier list for how boobily some of the video game girlies have breasted? I need to see your reaction to the jiggle physics of dead or alive.
@@jakeblennings why did you say the stardew valley one was original when it literally wasn't? you'd been doing a shorts tier list on it for months before that.
@@fish46262 I said it was “from scratch” bestie the footage is all made for the video and most if not all of the takes on them are new and not what I said in the shorts I also did not use a tier list in the shorts
Dobie just reminds me of my grandpa and I miss him He was a very sarcastic and kind of grouchy man who had a humongous heart and for some reason, remind me of him
All y'all young whippersnappers don't even know about Booker and Copper! They were in almost every Animal Crossing game until Happy Home Designer and Copper was also in the movie, in Amiibo Festival (a Mario Party-esque game) and in Pocket Camp (the mobile game).
I know I'm not special or unique, I just love all cats named Bob. A cat named Bob irl actually basically saved my life, so I think every cat named Bob is delightful. I don't need you to remind me of what you said, im constantly telling myself that.
@tiacat11 I like them, but that more has to do with how my cat Rosie's face kinda looks like theirs. Also that they create some situations where I feel like I have to over explain I don't mean our Bob to the cats lol
I had a really shitty day today, my chronic illness flared up, I'm in a depressive episode, and more but this makes me laugh and smile. Thank you Blake
Idk if you’ll see this, but I’d love a “What your favorite Hades character says about you.” I’m probably not qualified to make this decision, but I consider it to be the most bisexual game ever made. PS: My favorite characters are Bouldy, Charon, and Artemis
Bouldy: Regardless of your sexuality, you believe (correctly) that a himbo lifting you in his arms for a while would fix all your psychological issues. Charon: The trend of "Hear me out" cakes on social media has made you lost faith in humanity. You believe the minimum level for a hear me out cake is the Xenomorph and anything below that is not a real hear me out. Artemis: Thiiiiiick transbian vibes. The kind of transbian that sighed in longing as a kid while reading Percy Jackson, thinking "oh, how beautiful it would be to belong to Artemis' hunting party of all girls, but I am a boy, she would never let me in" In my opinion (?)
Sobbing and crying because no Kid Cat… I remember commenting on the shorts you did of these and I don’t think I ever saw you do one for him! I sit in limbo as his strongest soldier lmao
Sable isn't shy, shes the only villager who actually ails like we do in this clearly capitalistic society. Shes a workaholic, bust justifiably so, because someone's gotta make these fuckin clothes. Depending on your perspective, Sable can either be the big city columnist from a lifetime movie that needs to relearn the simple life through the arms of a rugged everyman, OR, a painfully realistic depiction of making friends as an adult with someone you don't directly work with, and only by proxy of you both having opposite work schedules, which means you actually can't really hangout but their work is public facing so you can pop in and talk to them and GODDAMN do they appreciate you coming in, but they also kinda resent that you must have more free time than them... and yes, both of those scenarios still play out like a Visual Novel but THATS BESIDE THE POINT!
You Missed Hugh! Hes a Blue Pig Villager and he’s been my favorite since the GameCube! And he is in New Horizons! I had to hunt him down with Nook Mile Tickets!
I can’t believe that I’ve sunk so many hours into a game that routinely reminds me that I’ll never be able to afford a house because I got tricked into getting a credit card at age 18.
There is at least one short missing. I know there is one of my favs (Ione) is mentioned. Still love the compilation and evolution of the speech (starts slower and more clipped, then speeds up and sounds more conversational)
My favourite villager is Curt In New leaf he moved right in front of my house and I like people who are mean to me, then he started acting really kind :)
If you pick this up again (PLEASE!!! I love it!!!) I'd love to see Colton. He's my favorite. I got Roald, Aurora, Lucky, Boomer, and Snake, and those are accurate. But this horse has been my favorite across many games!!
Mwahaha i escaped as my favourite (Lobo) wasn't on here >:D -- but a very entertaining video nonetheless, always love viewing your takes, they crack me up 😂
I like this series because when I actually get around to playing an Animal Crossing game myself, I can get a gauge of what villagers fit my personality. Like I want to get Lucky now because my life is filled with disaster (genetic predisposition to cancer has given me 3 different cancers 😭)
Omg I was just thinking about youuuu, hi king :3 Edit: you told me to maximize the video and I instead had you in the corner of my phone screen while I played blush blush
Leave it to blake (not Jake) to make a perfect intro all hail my king My favorite is Wolfgang I just imagine him listening to Blondie when he's alone.. Blondie is queen
So so happy you uploaded this in a long-form video!! For the past 3 months, I've been going back and rewatching the shorts just because I've been heavy into Animal Crossing since I picked out New Horizons in late July.. I can't believe how accurate you were with my absolute favorites (Mott and Eugene)btw.. what are the chances I'm actually a dweeb who loves dumb and sweet fictional men 😭
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Thank you all for watching!! Stay tuned for a Twitch stream this Saturday! (Exact time TBD check back on my twitch channel for updates hahaha) Also sorry some of the jokes repeat these videos were filmed over the course of 2 YEARS!! Anyway enjoy!!!
Diva would you ever consider making a tier list for how boobily some of the video game girlies have breasted?
I need to see your reaction to the jiggle physics of dead or alive.
what does wart jr say about me.
i’ll tell you if your accurate, and my reasoning
Hey bestie it's mr. autism again,,, can you do transformers.... ? :3
this series went on for so long you can see Blake journey of being a content creator, speaking more outwards and excentrincing his personality
I literally went back to these first ones and was like WHY DO I SOUND BORED
@@jakeblennings why did you say the stardew valley one was original when it literally wasn't? you'd been doing a shorts tier list on it for months before that.
@@fish46262 I said it was “from scratch” bestie the footage is all made for the video and most if not all of the takes on them are new and not what I said in the shorts I also did not use a tier list in the shorts
@@jakeblenningsI need to know HAVE YOU BEEN WATCHING ARCANE???
"I'm not going to kink shame, I'm going to kink inquire why" is going into my lexicon IMMEDIATELY
The reason doesn't matter as long as he can take him to dinner.
Wait, wrong running joke.
“You’re a liiiiiittle dumb” has been one of my vocal ticks for a YEAR, and NOW i’ve remembered why.
Your what
0:35 ok. *turns phone ninety degrees* I'm ready.
Bold to assume maximizing my screen will keep me from getting distracted
with every upload I feel like we're all being stalked
I was watching his animal crossing videos on TikTok and then was notified like 10 minutes later that a new video was posted 😭
Erm... How do we tell em (I'm in your walls)
blake is in my walls
Dobie just reminds me of my grandpa and I miss him He was a very sarcastic and kind of grouchy man who had a humongous heart and for some reason, remind me of him
Same! He's become my favorite villager bc of that. I'm glad I'm not the only one who appreciates Dobie :)
All y'all young whippersnappers don't even know about Booker and Copper! They were in almost every Animal Crossing game until Happy Home Designer and Copper was also in the movie, in Amiibo Festival (a Mario Party-esque game) and in Pocket Camp (the mobile game).
ACAB applies to villagers.
Doesn’t matter if the jokes were reused, if 99% of them are true (which they are) then you can’t beat perfection!
5:32 "no thoughts just BLIND EXISTENTIAL DREAD OH MY GOD IT'S GONNA BE OKAY!!!" is my favorite quote from these videos ever
I know I'm not special or unique, I just love all cats named Bob. A cat named Bob irl actually basically saved my life, so I think every cat named Bob is delightful.
I don't need you to remind me of what you said, im constantly telling myself that.
What are your feelings on bobcats, the wild species?
@tiacat11 I like them, but that more has to do with how my cat Rosie's face kinda looks like theirs.
Also that they create some situations where I feel like I have to over explain I don't mean our Bob to the cats lol
Please make "what your favourite mario kart 8 deluxe track says about you"
YES
All the rainbow roads would be funny to see
I cannot wait to hear what he says about 3DS Rainbow Road.
YESSSSSSSS, GIMME THAT SWEET LONGFORM CALLOUT POST CONTENT RIGHT INTO MY VEINS
Me: Babe, wake up, New Jake Blennings video❤️
Raymond: Yes honey😔😔
3:51 Guys Merry is my favourite and I haven’t talked to my mom in 6 years 😭 istg he stalks us
He does bro 😭
I had a really shitty day today, my chronic illness flared up, I'm in a depressive episode, and more but this makes me laugh and smile. Thank you Blake
Idk if you’ll see this, but I’d love a “What your favorite Hades character says about you.”
I’m probably not qualified to make this decision, but I consider it to be the most bisexual game ever made.
PS: My favorite characters are Bouldy, Charon, and Artemis
Yo this would slap
Bouldy: Regardless of your sexuality, you believe (correctly) that a himbo lifting you in his arms for a while would fix all your psychological issues.
Charon: The trend of "Hear me out" cakes on social media has made you lost faith in humanity. You believe the minimum level for a hear me out cake is the Xenomorph and anything below that is not a real hear me out.
Artemis: Thiiiiiick transbian vibes. The kind of transbian that sighed in longing as a kid while reading Percy Jackson, thinking "oh, how beautiful it would be to belong to Artemis' hunting party of all girls, but I am a boy, she would never let me in"
In my opinion (?)
@@rodrigoportalesoliva897 this is such an extreme, vicious, and truthful read that I choked. Charon got my ahh
Sobbing and crying because no Kid Cat… I remember commenting on the shorts you did of these and I don’t think I ever saw you do one for him! I sit in limbo as his strongest soldier lmao
My favourites: 🩷
Poncho 1:45
Molly 2:51
Rosie 3:54
Lilly 5:21
Punchy 5:28
Maple 9:25
Kiki 9:42
Fauna 10:30
Diana 10:59
Isabelle 11:14
Flick 11:22
Timmy & Tommy 11:39
Blathers 11:49
Brewster 11:55
Mabel 12:03
2:52 well that was not what I was expecting 😭
Zucker is my comfort character. Take that what you will.
Also great video Blake!🥳😜🌈🤎
Im so happy there is a compilation now hallelujah ❤
ah yes, cannot wait to be called out once again. thank you jake blennings
6:01 You accurately calling me out and then realizing it was also a self call out was beautiful.
OH MY GOD MY PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED HERE.
Bless you for doin the lords work.
Edit: I'M JUST SO EXCITED FOR THIS. I CAN'T CALM DOWN. YAYAYAYAYAYAY.
"Maximize the video so it fills your screen" Blake I am at WORK!!! NO!!!
New challenge: Fill your island with villagers that accurately describe you
8:55 how'd you know I never had a more Apt description
Sable isn't shy, shes the only villager who actually ails like we do in this clearly capitalistic society. Shes a workaholic, bust justifiably so, because someone's gotta make these fuckin clothes. Depending on your perspective, Sable can either be the big city columnist from a lifetime movie that needs to relearn the simple life through the arms of a rugged everyman, OR, a painfully realistic depiction of making friends as an adult with someone you don't directly work with, and only by proxy of you both having opposite work schedules, which means you actually can't really hangout but their work is public facing so you can pop in and talk to them and GODDAMN do they appreciate you coming in, but they also kinda resent that you must have more free time than them... and yes, both of those scenarios still play out like a Visual Novel but THATS BESIDE THE POINT!
"i love Audie so much, she's so fun, i chose my name because it sounds like hers, i wonder what he's gonna say about her!" "you're a gerontophile" D,:
LMAO REAL 😭
Not to gripe, but I think you’re missing a short. I didn’t see my favorite villager, Pango, and I remember being very cut by her entry XD
2:12 yeah, I have a black belt in tae kwon do, and would 💀 Andre the Giant holding an AK47 if I saw him hurt an animal……….. spot on 😂😂😂
You Missed Hugh! Hes a Blue Pig Villager and he’s been my favorite since the GameCube! And he is in New Horizons! I had to hunt him down with Nook Mile Tickets!
3:09 STOP CUZ WHY DOES THAT VILLAGER LOOK LIKE SHANE FROM STARDEW VALLEY.
I CANT UNSEE IT-
Marshal's my favorite and I can confirm it's true 😔💔
Hey Blake I just wanna say you are very funny please never die in a tragic accident🙏🙏
Here’s hoping bestie!!!
I can’t believe that I’ve sunk so many hours into a game that routinely reminds me that I’ll never be able to afford a house because I got tricked into getting a credit card at age 18.
There is at least one short missing. I know there is one of my favs (Ione) is mentioned. Still love the compilation and evolution of the speech (starts slower and more clipped, then speeds up and sounds more conversational)
Thank you for combining all of these!!!
This compilation is what I needed. Thank you!
Zipper T Bunny is the bane of my existence. I dread whenever I dig up that first egg during his event.
as a curlos main, thanks bro. might be an octavian main bc of this.
I am just glad you included my baby pascal
I was not expecting to love Tabby as much as i do.
I do pride myself in saying I got to know your channel in the first editions of this format 🤧
i love that youre putting your shorts in longform videos, thank you king🙏🙏
My favourite villager is Curt
In New leaf he moved right in front of my house and I like people who are mean to me, then he started acting really kind :)
you got me with pashina.... but its always celebs that deserve it and on a private account
A couple of my faves aren't here, so I'm holding out for a part two! (Note: a part two is not necessary I just find these delightful)
1:10 Almost IMMEDIATELY called out, how dare you sir!! LOLZ 🤣🤣🤣 Love you Blake ❤🧡💛💚💙💜💖
Your videos are great, love to see you getting into your long form bag
Timestamps for anyone looking for a specific one
0:45 Vid #1
- Ketchup
- Bob
- Ankha
- Raymond
- Fuchsia
- Flurry
- Julian
- Bluebear
- Kyle
- Eloise
1:24 Vid #2
- Peanut
- Nibbles
- Julia
- Marshal
- Freckles
- Papi
- Poncho
- Aurora
- Sprocket
- Diva
2:02 Vid #3
- Muffy
- Stitches
- Cherry
- Goldie
- Sherb
- Coco
- Bunnie
- Skye
- Dom
- Merengue
2:40 Vid #4
- Sasha
- Cheddar
- Lucky
- Molly
- Elise
- Shino
- Zucker
- Coach
- Bree
- Deirdre
3:17 Vid #5
- Cube
- Apollo
- Tia
- Tangy
- Erik
- Celia
- Olivia
- Marcie
- Beau
- Merry
3:54 Vid #6
- Rosie
- Cole
- Annabelle
- Pietro
- Eunice
- Jacques
- Olaf
- Mott
- Bertha
- Sterling
4:39 Vid #7
- Katt
- Dobie
- Mac
- Biskit
- Apple
- Phoebe
- Boomer
- Wolfgang
- Alfonso
- Beardo
5:21 Vid #8
- Lily
- Biff
- Punchy
- Cranston
- Rocco
- Egbert
- Twiggy
- Moe
- Fang
- Portia
5:56 #9
- Monique
- Ruby
- Walker
- Bangle
- Teddy
- Henry
- Tasha
- Hazel
- Whitney
- Goose
6:36 Vid #10
- Pashmina
- Nan
- Rudy
- Vesta
- Jeremiah
- Clay
- Zell
- Bill
- Chevre
- Octavian
7:18 Vid #11
- Agnes
- Anicotti
- Sheldon
- Rasher
- Poppy
- Audie
- Margie
- Curlos
- Cylde
- Stinky
8:11 Vid #12
- Lyman
- Hamlet
- Freya
- Judy
- Billy
- Lionel
- Daisy
- Melba
- Megan
- Broccolo
8:52 Vid #13
- Tutu
- Cookie
- Willow
- Canberra
- Jitters
- Bonbon
- Scoot
- Maple
- Pate
- Mitzi
9:36 Vid #14
- Marina
- Kiki
- Lolly
- Antonio
- Snake
- Hornsby
- Nate
- Mint
- Lopez
- Roald
10:26 Vid #15
- Gayle
- Fauna
- Hopkins
- Chief
- Winnie
- Tammy
- Eugene
- Pudge
- Diana
- Lucy
11:09 Vid #16
- Tom Nook
- Isabelle
- Kicks
- Flick
- Daisy Mae
- Zipper T Bunny
- Timmy and Tommy
- KK Slider
- Blathers
- Brewster
12:04 Vid #17
- Mabel
- Sable
- Gulliver
- Celeste
- Harriet
- Orville
- Luna
- CJ
- Pascal
- Resetti
thank you SO much omg
Ok, so I’m not going insane
Curt isn’t in the video 😞
Renee lovers will never know peace… 🙂↕️
Omg I knew rocket wasnt in here my poor bbg
I LOVE THESE IT HELPS MY TISM RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Bless you, Jake. I was getting tired of searching for shorts lol/silly
Pls bring back favorite Pokémon :) PS I love your videos
I love how much faster your delivery gets as it goes on
i'm so grateful you exist to voice the opinions everyone else is too cowardly to take on themselves
i can’t stop going to ulta multiple times a week I WORK THERE
Aint 10 Minutes & you got a heart, that’s surprising for me 😭
@ i know i’m screeching
*staring wistfully out the window*. sigh... some day Blanca.... some day.......
If you pick this up again (PLEASE!!! I love it!!!) I'd love to see Colton. He's my favorite. I got Roald, Aurora, Lucky, Boomer, and Snake, and those are accurate. But this horse has been my favorite across many games!!
6:59 wait that’s what Clay is?? I thought he was like a luchador hamster!
“You’re the factory settings of a human being.” Might be my new favorite …. “Compliment” 😂
Mwahaha i escaped as my favourite (Lobo) wasn't on here >:D -- but a very entertaining video nonetheless, always love viewing your takes, they crack me up 😂
I’m finally early to a video!
My favorites are Dom and Mabel - I was called lesbian in so many languagessss 😭😭
Accurate tho 🤭
I’m still waiting for Naomi’s characterization 🥺 unless I completely missed it the third time around
Jake/Blake, I love your outfit variety and the outfits themselves! (I'm not being sarcastic, I actually like them)
THANK YOU FOR MAKING LONG FORM CONTENT I ADORE THEM AND I LOVE YOU SIR
I love your videos. They are just great. 100% great roasts.
I like this series because when I actually get around to playing an Animal Crossing game myself, I can get a gauge of what villagers fit my personality. Like I want to get Lucky now because my life is filled with disaster (genetic predisposition to cancer has given me 3 different cancers 😭)
Waited the entire time for Rover and am now devastated. Where’s my first crush at Blake?! 😂😂😂
I really enjoy these videos!
yayyyyy Roald mentioned
These are the best!!! Thank you, silly man
Being called out with Pietro and Antonio frrrr (and side-eyeing Molly)
All of these are very silly and it's not even all of the characters XD I love this series
I am once again going to second-monitor this video while I play BTD6, and you can't stop me.
I don't play any Nintendo games, but I do press play on these videos
My boy camo toad was missed we will always keep him in our hearts
Our king coming to throw us all under the bus once again 🙏
Omg I was just thinking about youuuu, hi king :3
Edit: you told me to maximize the video and I instead had you in the corner of my phone screen while I played blush blush
Slay
I can't believe I watched this whole vid waiting for Chrissy to come up just for it to not happen lol
It's a great day today as Blake Jennings posted a long form video 🎉🎉🎉🎉
I love your shirt!!
3:43 So true.
The Dobie one really shot out my kneecaps... i was born to honk sho mimimi 😂
Leave it to blake (not Jake) to make a perfect intro all hail my king
My favorite is Wolfgang I just imagine him listening to Blondie when he's alone..
Blondie is queen
yes girl we love longform content
Im kinda sad that my favorite special villagers Wisp and Jack weren't mentioned! Either way, still loved the video!
I need a read on ike I love him so fucking much ❤😂
I literally marathoned all the shorts less than a week ago, I shoulda waited
7:15 angy
I'm not gay ...... but sherb can do what he wants with me 😅
/j I'm very gay
YASSSSSSSSSSSSSS
But not all of them are here
Still waiting for the Kingdom Hearts vid
I really like this longer content. Keep it up but slow down on your talking for long form stuff. (If it’s not a compilation). ❤
this guy has a good smile
FINALY IT'S ALL IN ONE VIDEO
not me doing my perscription nasal spray when marina came on the screen 💀
So so happy you uploaded this in a long-form video!! For the past 3 months, I've been going back and rewatching the shorts just because I've been heavy into Animal Crossing since I picked out New Horizons in late July.. I can't believe how accurate you were with my absolute favorites (Mott and Eugene)btw.. what are the chances I'm actually a dweeb who loves dumb and sweet fictional men 😭