So Glidus, did you hear the line “one night in Bangkok and the world’s your oyster”, think “oysters, clams, and cockles!” And then have this brewing in your mind for months? Because that’s what I think happened.
LYRICS: Braavos, secret city setting And the city don’t know that the city is getting The crème de la crème of the cyvasse world In a show with everything but Phario Forel Time flies doesn’t seem a minute Since the Water Garden pools had the cyvasse boys in them All change don’t you know that when you Play at this level there’s no ordinary venue It’s Tyrosh or Volantis or Old Town or Or this place! One night in Braavos and the world’s your oyster The bars are temples but the pearls ain’t free You’ll find a god in every golden cloister And if you’re lucky the god has a face And if you’re not then she might take your place One town’s very like another when your head’s down over your pieces, brother It’s a drag, it’s a bore, it’s really such a pity To be looking at the board not looking at the city Whaddya mean? Ya seen one crowded, polluted, stinking town See girls, no malice See more or less beneath the Sealord’s Palace Braavo! You’re talking to a tourist Whose every move’s among the purest I get my kicks above the waistline, sunshine One night in Braavos makes a hard man humble Not much between despair and ecstasy One night in Braavos and the tough guys tumble Can’t be too careful with your company (we’ll see about that) I can feel the Stranger walking next to me Essos’ gonna be the witness To the ultimate test of cerebral fitness This makes my mind tighten more than a hundred isles or a pointless old titan And thank the Seven I’m only watching the game, controlling it I don’t see you guys rating The kind of mate I’m contemplating I’d let you watch, even play a turn But the dragons we use don’t let it burn So you better go back to your banks, your temples, and your- And your playhouses One night in Braavos and the world’s your oyster (oysters, clams, cockles!) The bars are temples but the pearls ain’t free (she’s never free) You’ll find a god in every golden cloister And if you’re lucky the god has a face And if you’re not then she might take your place One night in Braavos makes a hard man humble Not much between despair and ecstasy One night in Braavos and the tough guys tumble Can’t be too careful with your company I can feel the Stranger walking next to me
(i was initially asked to explain this specific line, before the comment was duly edited) See girls, no malice See more or less beneath the Sealord's Palace (original) Tea girls, warm and sweet, Some are set up in the Somerset Maugham Suite "See girls" being a pun with "sea girls" "No malice"
@@glimbusbless you🙏🙏 I knew I got some words wrong I just couldn’t tell what they were I’m honestly really impressed with your work on this. It’s a funny parody but also the intent behind the lyrical changes is impressive and has a lot of meaning. Also, the editing is great too, especially that interlude where Arya is hiding Needle and it flashes back to Jon giving her Needle (And yes, I did ask him to correct me/explain lol)
The visuals establishing that the man unimpressed with Bravos is in fact His Grace Stannis I Baratheon automatically elevates this song beyond even the original.
Sometimes someone puts out a video and you think "George ffs please finish the books already" but then there's the times when a video releases and its "nah actually its alright that the books aren't done if it led to this" 🔥
I came to the fandom late, but I'm having so much fun in the madness the fandom is devolving into! It reminds me of my Homestuck days and how we would lose our minds between updates.
@@RapaxGuardian Welcome to the insanity! I've been around so long that I had to keep my mouth shut so I didn't spoil any of the show for my friends, and I've got a Night's Watch shirt older than my nieces. Things have definitely gotten infinitely stranger as time has gone on... and for some reason I'm still here for it all!
I am hour 14 into a 18 hour shift and fading iin between unconsciousness and reality and I see this straight banger slide through my notifications... I dont know whats real anymore.
Seven hells, what a banger. And translating the characters of "Chess" into ASOIAF? Tasteful as ever. Now I'm gonna think of Stannis whenever I hear "One Night in Bangkok".
when i saw the title i was *praying* it was a “one night bangkok” parody and had to hold myself back from doubling over when it was revealed i was right. Thank you for this gift
I was so happy the second time you said the worlds your oyster there was an oysters clams and cockels reference. I was hoping for it the first time and then it came back around and was so satisfying lol
When I went back to listen to the original song, I realized I prefer this version now! I really like how much more sarcastic and spicy this is. It gets me way more pumped!
I am so happy I found you, Glidus. I actually had the privilege of performing the musical this song is from (Chess btw, it's actually got really good music), and I would've never guessed that asoiaf and Chess would have their very own niche mashup. This is incredibly well done!
I hadn't heard the original "One night in Bangkok" before this, and I unironically prefer this version. I'm not even a big Thrones fan, your singing is just that much more expressive. Good shit 👍
2 weeks ago, Glimbus uploaded this video. I hadn't heard the original before but looked it up after watching. I didn't think it was that great and was like "damn shame" he didn't pick a better song. Today I listened to the original and parody 6 times at work. Can't wait to watch Chess!
sorry it took so long! i know you've all been waiting for this one since episode 9! now i can take a well-deserved break.
My dude. This is bonza
I'll take anything I can get, and this my man is exquisite agony
Worth the wait!
I heard One Night in Heaven by M People in my head when I read the title, what does that say about me?
Kino
WE’RE MAKING IT OUT OF FLEA BOTTOM WITH THIS ONE!!!🔥🔥👆
Started in Flea Bottom now we're here...
Ramin Djawdi hit up Glimbopulos for the HotD season 2 score 📞
Alt Schwift X has been awfully quiet since this dropped.
"I can feel the Stranger walking next to me" is such a fire line
So Glidus, did you hear the line “one night in Bangkok and the world’s your oyster”, think “oysters, clams, and cockles!” And then have this brewing in your mind for months?
Because that’s what I think happened.
yes but it was actually YEARS
George, stop writing, we're good.
LYRICS:
Braavos, secret city setting
And the city don’t know that the city is getting
The crème de la crème of the cyvasse world
In a show with everything but Phario Forel
Time flies doesn’t seem a minute
Since the Water Garden pools had the cyvasse boys in them
All change don’t you know that when you
Play at this level there’s no ordinary venue
It’s Tyrosh or Volantis or Old Town or
Or this place!
One night in Braavos and the world’s your oyster
The bars are temples but the pearls ain’t free
You’ll find a god in every golden cloister
And if you’re lucky the god has a face
And if you’re not then she might take your place
One town’s very like another when your head’s down over your pieces, brother
It’s a drag, it’s a bore, it’s really such a pity
To be looking at the board not looking at the city
Whaddya mean?
Ya seen one crowded, polluted, stinking town
See girls, no malice
See more or less beneath the Sealord’s Palace
Braavo! You’re talking to a tourist
Whose every move’s among the purest
I get my kicks above the waistline, sunshine
One night in Braavos makes a hard man humble
Not much between despair and ecstasy
One night in Braavos and the tough guys tumble
Can’t be too careful with your company (we’ll see about that)
I can feel the Stranger walking next to me
Essos’ gonna be the witness
To the ultimate test of cerebral fitness
This makes my mind tighten more than a hundred isles or a pointless old titan
And thank the Seven I’m only watching the game, controlling it
I don’t see you guys rating
The kind of mate I’m contemplating
I’d let you watch, even play a turn
But the dragons we use don’t let it burn
So you better go back to your banks, your temples, and your-
And your playhouses
One night in Braavos and the world’s your oyster (oysters, clams, cockles!)
The bars are temples but the pearls ain’t free (she’s never free)
You’ll find a god in every golden cloister
And if you’re lucky the god has a face
And if you’re not then she might take your place
One night in Braavos makes a hard man humble
Not much between despair and ecstasy
One night in Braavos and the tough guys tumble
Can’t be too careful with your company
I can feel the Stranger walking next to me
(i was initially asked to explain this specific line, before the comment was duly edited)
See girls, no malice
See more or less beneath the Sealord's Palace
(original)
Tea girls, warm and sweet,
Some are set up in the Somerset Maugham Suite
"See girls" being a pun with "sea girls"
"No malice"
@@glimbusbless you🙏🙏 I knew I got some words wrong I just couldn’t tell what they were
I’m honestly really impressed with your work on this. It’s a funny parody but also the intent behind the lyrical changes is impressive and has a lot of meaning. Also, the editing is great too, especially that interlude where Arya is hiding Needle and it flashes back to Jon giving her Needle
(And yes, I did ask him to correct me/explain lol)
@@glimbus fair dinkum Glazza
This man rhymed "tighten" with "titan" 🤨😤
@@RapaxGuardian... yeah?
The visuals establishing that the man unimpressed with Bravos is in fact His Grace Stannis I Baratheon automatically elevates this song beyond even the original.
True broher "I get my kicks above the waistline Sunshine"
"I can feel the Stranger walking next to me" goes unbelievably hard
Sometimes someone puts out a video and you think "George ffs please finish the books already" but then there's the times when a video releases and its "nah actually its alright that the books aren't done if it led to this" 🔥
I came to the fandom late, but I'm having so much fun in the madness the fandom is devolving into! It reminds me of my Homestuck days and how we would lose our minds between updates.
@@RapaxGuardian Welcome to the insanity! I've been around so long that I had to keep my mouth shut so I didn't spoil any of the show for my friends, and I've got a Night's Watch shirt older than my nieces. Things have definitely gotten infinitely stranger as time has gone on... and for some reason I'm still here for it all!
I've added this to my work playlist. Whether they like it or not, my fellow kitchen staff are about to be evangelised into Gligor fans
Interesting fact: this song is off the concept album Tyrion wrote about the game Cyvasse.
Damn I wonder how many people will get that Chess reference
can’t believe Glimbo leaked the new house of the dragon intro song
What an absolute banger! They're gonna be playing this at every tourney, mark my words.
Lmao, Glidus just casually leaving one of the best GOT fan songs on the side channel.
Gotta share this around guys XD.
Done. We'll see what NAFO makes of it.
This goes so much harder than it has any right to. The lyrics are fantastic.
The ultimate crime is that no one I know will understand how genius this is. Banger.
I read the title and I actually went full Zoomer. “No cap he deadass made a ASoIaF cover of one night in Bangkok.” Ong
Seriously, why?
Also thank you
only appropriate response
I’d honestly be more surprised if he didn’t make something like this, tbh
glimbo rising from the dead to give us two banger videos in two days. thanks lad
My man is out here doing his musical side quests for the channels and I am loving it
my lord glimbus gracing us with this musical masterpiece
I am hour 14 into a 18 hour shift and fading iin between unconsciousness and reality and I see this straight banger slide through my notifications...
I dont know whats real anymore.
New head cannon, the bittersweet ending is that Tyrion now has the time to write his Cyvase musical, but has no tongue to sing it.
We've come a long way from Bear and the Maiden Fair; Qybern inventing the synthesiser was a huge leap forward
The talent this man holds is incredible.
I unironically believe GRRM would get the biggest kick out of this if he ever saw it
Glidus has done the impossible, he’s made me want to go rewatch Arya in season six
This is a certified Stannis The Mannis classic
this is my most watched video of all time. i have been a youtube addict since 2012 and you have topped everything i have ever seen with this video
I still can't get over this. "From the hit musical Cyvasse" lmao
Seven hells, what a banger. And translating the characters of "Chess" into ASOIAF? Tasteful as ever. Now I'm gonna think of Stannis whenever I hear "One Night in Bangkok".
Thank you for being one of the greatest content creators on UA-cam
no problem
Oysters, clams, cockles really got me 😂
Why is this so good so unnecessarily?!?
Prestonwave Tier
honestly, what is this doing on the second channel 🤔
Welp, this is living rent free in my head for a while
"and the world's your OYSTERS, CLAMS, AND COCKLES"😭 you crazy for this one, G.
Gods, I love you, Glimglam. I hope Grrm sees this. It's inspired me to write, mayhaps it will do the same for him.
"I can feel the Stranger walking next to me" goes unironically so hard
Now this is a certified hood classic!
Bravo Glimbus - I look forward to hearing the full production of Cyvasse
This is so ridiculously good. I keep listening to the 'oysters, clams, cockles' part
So I found out about Chess because of this video.. thank you Glimbus
This is genius and also niche as hell. "I can feel the Stranger walking next to me" .... insane
when i saw the title i was *praying* it was a “one night bangkok” parody and had to hold myself back from doubling over when it was revealed i was right. Thank you for this gift
One night in Braavos is King Stannis’ by rights.
I’m only gonna listen to this twelve more times this week
Not gonna lie, this clears the original
I was so happy the second time you said the worlds your oyster there was an oysters clams and cockels reference. I was hoping for it the first time and then it came back around and was so satisfying lol
It is exactly what I hoped for when I clicked on it, and I am beyond delighted.
Straight Outta Essos
Glymbo...I didn't know I needed this, but now it's here I can't live without it
This is absolutely glorious, I'm *loving* the harmonies, especially in the chorus; you've got such a nice singing voice! Great work
>Such a nice singing voice
Yeah he definitely should not quit his day job ❤
i did quit mine, how's yours going ❤@@BananaMystic
@@glimbus That was a burn at least worthy of Caraxes.
I was ready to laugh but ended up jamming to this banger😳 Now we need songs for all Free Cities!!
When I went back to listen to the original song, I realized I prefer this version now! I really like how much more sarcastic and spicy this is. It gets me way more pumped!
Me and the brethren at the local inn once the singer starts stringing this banger on the lute 💃
Now I can jam to this song without feeling gross about the lyrics. Glimboid, you absolute homie.
I am so happy I found you, Glidus. I actually had the privilege of performing the musical this song is from (Chess btw, it's actually got really good music), and I would've never guessed that asoiaf and Chess would have their very own niche mashup. This is incredibly well done!
i keep coming back to listen to this lol
I hadn't heard the original "One night in Bangkok" before this, and I unironically prefer this version. I'm not even a big Thrones fan, your singing is just that much more expressive. Good shit 👍
CAN FEEL THE STRANGER WALKIN NEXT TO ME 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
ah a chess the musical/one night in Bangkok parody, I love it already
If this is what one night in Braavos does, I can’t even imagine two.
What happens in Braavos, stays in Braavos... is what Meryn Trant's lawyer kept telling in court to prove his client's innocence.
This parody is great and lead me to finding One Night in Bangkok, thanks for that.
New earworm just dropped
Most listened to song (on UA-cam) of the year baby
This is the weirdest game of Cyvasse I’ve ever seen
Also places of note in Braavos: The Sea Lord’s palace with its red door and lemon tree
Oh my sainted hat - this is so-o-o-o o good! All hail Lord Glimbus!
When is the Mace Tyrell x Glidus version coming out?
"MOOOORE!"
- King Robert Baratheon
The mash up I never knew I needed
Murray Head will have you thrown in a bowl of brown for this, Glymbon Silver Tounge.
This slaps harder than it should 😂
This is what you get when you combine an obsession over a fictional universe with bottomless (though not Flea Bottomless) talent and, presumably, LSD.
tyrion listened to this while time travelling from daenerys body into joannas
This is Weird Al Levels good! Bravo!
2 weeks ago, Glimbus uploaded this video. I hadn't heard the original before but looked it up after watching. I didn't think it was that great and was like "damn shame" he didn't pick a better song.
Today I listened to the original and parody 6 times at work. Can't wait to watch Chess!
The musical has such good music, and I never thought it would intersect with asoiaf lol. I hope you enjoy the musical!
Just when I think there's no way glidus and I can have more interests in common he whips out the Chess soundtrack, amazing! XD
Outstanding stuff Glorbs, your wealth of talent never disappoints
That’s an absolute banger! ❤️🔥🦌
Need a remix with an Alt Shift feature!
Actual banger
A BLESSING FROM THE LORD
Entire remake of the album shifted to ASOIAF and Cyvasse when?
Smashed the like button so hard I cracked my screen!
Nice voice theorie man
This is so stoopid and I absofuckinlutely LOVE it!!!!
The fact this is such a bop absolutely makes up for the fact that I will not live to see episode 10 of blisstakes
now we know what was playing at summerhall
Simply superb. Thank you Glimby.
This is so fun and groovy, beautiful voice on the high notes Glycosedasis
glorious cover of a glorious song from a glorious musical.
HE MADE ANOTHER BOP
Love when you post music. Always amazing
0:07 boat
bote
This is a real song in my headcannon now, thanks
Yes- he’s back, and it’s glimborious!!!