What Happens Every Time You Stealth In a Game

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  • @Hoot
    @Hoot  Рік тому +841

    I often talk nonsense in my Discord server. Join here: discord.gg/6PPtqWGCe7

  • @digitaal_boog
    @digitaal_boog Рік тому +6939

    The gun glitching, the endless dust cloud, the bush, freaking everything is so perfect
    Edit: Jesus that’s a lot of likes

    • @rydekk-4644
      @rydekk-4644 Рік тому +55

      Hoot's a marvel.

    • @theg.o.a.t651
      @theg.o.a.t651 Рік тому +6

      @@rydekk-4644 indeed

    • @gabrielpineirogarcia2078
      @gabrielpineirogarcia2078 Рік тому +84

      Dont forget the change from NPC using voicelines in relation to the other NPC, flipping to single idling voicelines as soon as the other NPC is dead

    • @Brodrich
      @Brodrich Рік тому +13

      And the friendly NPC being invisible to him.

    • @xioussquid
      @xioussquid Рік тому +6

      Omg yes the gun doing the hard-vibes-in-the-ground-cha-cha

  • @Anonymous-ss1kg
    @Anonymous-ss1kg Рік тому +2697

    Never forget the best part:
    Crouching gives you an extra 30m of invisibility, meanwhile standing is tweeting your adress directly to everyone

    • @MA_690
      @MA_690 Рік тому +74

      You know brother
      Iam tinkering my FO4 with mod
      And for no reason the sneak got swapped.
      If i stand the enemy cant detect me even if i walk in front of them.
      But if i sneak all enemy regardless of LOS and floor around the area will instantly know where am i.

    • @twilightsparkle2764
      @twilightsparkle2764 Рік тому +13

      @@MA_690 Sounds like now you got great advantages!

    • @MA_690
      @MA_690 Рік тому +7

      @@twilightsparkle2764
      Yes and no its a trait
      You can move past your enemy quick without them being notice you
      But you cant 1 tap your enemy since to do tjay you need to sneak first to perform sneak attack.

    • @iplaygames8090
      @iplaygames8090 Рік тому +4

      @@MA_690 a soul for a soul

    • @BlackMoonHowls
      @BlackMoonHowls Рік тому +3

      @@MA_690 How does that even happen, my guy it just works.

  • @ilikepigeons6101
    @ilikepigeons6101 Рік тому +2344

    I like how he uses WW2 Binoculars to look at 2 soldiers standing a meter in front of them

    • @thesaul9484
      @thesaul9484 Рік тому +203

      Gotta mark them on your HUD, just like you use your Nikon camera in Far Cry series

    • @ilikepigeons6101
      @ilikepigeons6101 Рік тому +27

      @@thesaul9484 or Metal gear soliv V i guess XDDDD

    • @JamesSchulte
      @JamesSchulte Рік тому +44

      He's checking their stats to see if they were worth kidnapping

    • @SariusxX
      @SariusxX Рік тому +3

      bro wtf I didn't even notice that

    • @electrocubic5116
      @electrocubic5116 Рік тому +2

      ​@@thesaul9484 Fr

  • @ezratamaaa
    @ezratamaaa Рік тому +1269

    Guard : "Better keep the eyes wide open and mind sharp!"
    Meanwhile
    *NPC CASUALLY WALK BEHIND HIM
    Guard : "Probably rats."

    • @MihaelGeng
      @MihaelGeng Рік тому +14

      *Comrade steps aside literally fucking disappeared
      Enemy after searching for 10 seconds: "Meh, I've seen worse."

    • @Galeriarch
      @Galeriarch Рік тому +7

      thanks for the transcription bro I'm blind so I really needed it 🙏

    • @nemember2614
      @nemember2614 Рік тому +1

      Oh thank you for writing this Im blind I cant see thx

    • @Dave0439
      @Dave0439 Рік тому +2

      my friend died! must have been a rat

  • @SirPembertonS.Crevalius
    @SirPembertonS.Crevalius Рік тому +3419

    Honestly admirable how much some enemies just do not care about their dead guards/co-workers after just a few minutes.
    "Jerry's dead! ....... Must've been the wind."

    • @leorafaelcaparas9806
      @leorafaelcaparas9806 Рік тому +69

      ghost recon stealth in a nutshell:

    • @marioformicadae6637
      @marioformicadae6637 Рік тому +40

      Even better when they see movement but don't bother to investigate

    • @kingofhorror4489
      @kingofhorror4489 Рік тому +1

      Just change your profile picture iam tired of you

    • @cautiouslycynical9786
      @cautiouslycynical9786 Рік тому +51

      @@marioformicadae6637 Never seen such behavior. For example Skyrim gets a lot of flak but even the lowliest of bandit investigates there. They just give up hilariously fast for someone who discovered a dead body tho.

    • @thewhitewolf58
      @thewhitewolf58 Рік тому +28

      What i would love is an rpg where you pick a class with a character thats over powered and is loud. The gaurds are ordered to watch the base on the threat of death but they purposely act like dumb pcs cant barely see or hear you and play dead when hit. They play dumb because they know if they challenge you it will be their last moments alive.

  • @XanderDraft
    @XanderDraft Рік тому +724

    Absolutely on point and well done…I love the Alt T-Pose knife stab in slow motion at the end. 10/10 ending.
    Sadly you cut it off right before a third guard at a ridiculously long distance spots the player and the entire base goes on alert. But that can be a future video.

    • @Hoot
      @Hoot  Рік тому +186

      Big thank 🤜

    • @calamity627
      @calamity627 Рік тому +32

      The virtual insanity-like at the end got me good.

    • @justadude9870
      @justadude9870 Рік тому +2

      wow green comment😮

    • @katzlover321
      @katzlover321 Рік тому +1

      @@thatoneguy487 or being really bad at it and running out in the open and in front of enemies but still being undetected.

    • @Mahlak_Mriuani_Anatman
      @Mahlak_Mriuani_Anatman 11 місяців тому

      Realistic

  • @joesomebody3365
    @joesomebody3365 Рік тому +423

    The NPC conversations you do are always awesome.
    Also the gun clipping into the ground after that one guy got stabbed was pretty funny.
    Keep up the great work.

    • @Hoot
      @Hoot  Рік тому +71

      ❤️

  • @michalfurman296
    @michalfurman296 Рік тому +200

    I love that far cry 3 reference. I hate how small the pool of voice lines is, but I chuckle every time I hear it

  • @JohnPeacekeeper
    @JohnPeacekeeper Рік тому +190

    The way the gun glitches on the ground is just the icing on the cake

  • @ThatoneWeeb945
    @ThatoneWeeb945 Рік тому +55

    I almost spit out my cereal at the end. The glitches of everything and the total lack of care by the NPC is beyond perfect.

  • @derptomistic
    @derptomistic Рік тому +51

    Then there's the much harder (and usually older) stealth sections where taking a single step alerts every guard to your exact coordinates, stance, weapon loadout, favorite food, blood type, mother's maiden name, date of birth, and that one movie that really freaked you out as a kid but you grew up since then and you know it's not real but still sticks in the back of your mind as a reminder to get therapy later...
    Also, they're coming

    • @Neion8
      @Neion8 Рік тому +4

      Also, now they know where you are you basically have a location tracker attached to your ass - none of this 'last known location' BS.

    • @Solais1019
      @Solais1019 Рік тому +3

      ​@@Neion8I haaaaaate that

  • @Just_a_commenter
    @Just_a_commenter Рік тому +301

    I like this self-aware NPC. Nonstop funnies followed. This is good.
    You never fail to make me wheeze-laugh, Hoot. I thank thee

    • @doot4246
      @doot4246 Рік тому +5

      istg some npcs in games KNOW they are npcs and they are the cheekiest mfers about it 💀

  • @sharifrowe7812
    @sharifrowe7812 Рік тому +48

    That npc self awareness is actually next level XD

  • @povyouretiredbutdontwannasleep
    @povyouretiredbutdontwannasleep Рік тому +16

    Guard : *(sees 25 c4 on his usual walking pattern)*
    Also Guard : *"dang.. it burnt like hell when im pissisng-"*

  • @AZ_The_Dude
    @AZ_The_Dude Рік тому +276

    I always thought it was weird how in videogames you could full on peak your head around corners or over cover and somehow the enemies wouldn't notice. Or how you could be keeping pace with an enemy but since you're walking behind them they somehow don't hear you.

    • @MASKarade25
      @MASKarade25 Рік тому +34

      The only game that does not do that is mgsv, it takes 24 in game hours until the alert is off.

    • @racerwilson152
      @racerwilson152 Рік тому +4

      Stalker ai has something similar, except the scripted ones

    • @ClassyRaptor451
      @ClassyRaptor451 Рік тому +8

      These reasons are why I am bad at stealth games, because I think that the guards can do all of that.

    • @LydiaReiko
      @LydiaReiko Рік тому +2

      peek*

    • @lautirios6481
      @lautirios6481 Рік тому

      ​@@LydiaReiko look at taht, mister prefection

  • @Shad1y
    @Shad1y Рік тому +28

    Bro the npc crouch walking while the guard is yelling got me💀

  • @IronJagerick
    @IronJagerick Рік тому +6

    The binoculars from 20 feet away is so true

  • @lucaixen
    @lucaixen Рік тому +4

    "Maybe if we take them out one by one, they won't notice."
    "Well, I'm useless NPC, you do."
    *Call of Duty Franchise.*

  • @Speed-fl6zb
    @Speed-fl6zb Рік тому +31

    The Russian Accent goes perfectly with that line, "Give them the big boom"

  • @axelprino
    @axelprino Рік тому +36

    From him using binoculars to look at the guards standing right in front of them to the gun glitching like crazy this whole scene is full of jokes all happening at the same time 🤣

  • @Savage-jw3cr
    @Savage-jw3cr Рік тому +94

    0:50 the gun clipping through the floor absolutely killed me

    • @ZIONOMANIA
      @ZIONOMANIA Рік тому +7

      I mean it is completely accurate 💀

  • @Handle_bigcheese
    @Handle_bigcheese Рік тому +20

    The leap forwards at the end got me rolling

  • @Oddy_for
    @Oddy_for Рік тому +2

    Ah yes, the "it hurts like a mother when i piss! should've used a rubber!" quote from farcry 3

  • @zak0vhuang426
    @zak0vhuang426 Рік тому +5

    1:06 That is indeed a virtual insanity kill there.

  • @GhostR7
    @GhostR7 Рік тому +17

    It's funny how accurate Hoot's videos are. I remember from PS1 days to modern days, same sh*t everywhere.

  • @AngryGreenShark
    @AngryGreenShark Рік тому +20

    Absolutely love the Far Cry 3 reference. Amazing video as usual Hoot! :)

  • @QruisS
    @QruisS Рік тому +14

    I remember playing Splinter Cell one time and holding guard with a gun against his head when not a second after the door right in front of me openened and another guard walked in, looked around for a second and said "Nothing's here" before leaving, completely ignoring me. I wasn't even in the shadow.

    • @PROcrastiDRIVESVofficial
      @PROcrastiDRIVESVofficial Рік тому +6

      Hahahaha other guard didn't want those problems with Sam Fisher. Plus, he never liked that guard anyway 🤣

    • @bloodysimile4893
      @bloodysimile4893 Рік тому +5

      Guess the guard took lesson from a goon who spotted batman but declined to raise the alarm because he knew better.

  • @skyripper179
    @skyripper179 Рік тому +10

    That gun glitch is totally "Valve" approved 😂

  • @Myomer104
    @Myomer104 Рік тому +2

    I have two video ideas:
    1) NPC ammunition: How they have literally unlimited ammo even when the player is scrounging for every single bullet.
    2) "Essential" NPCs: Ones so important to the plot that nothing, literally nothing, can kill them.

  • @bthunder5688
    @bthunder5688 Рік тому +4

    The friendly NPC crouching towards the bush while being in plain sight... 🤣

  • @shlingusdingus4174
    @shlingusdingus4174 Рік тому

    0:54 That is a fucking Far Cry 3 reference and I love you for that. That dialogue is burned into my memory from those red pirates.

  • @jjcaron4381
    @jjcaron4381 Рік тому +5

    the "Heh?" at the end had me dead

  • @jacobeaton4042
    @jacobeaton4042 Рік тому +27

    This is the easily the most accurate depiction of stealth in games 😂

  • @gamerunner478
    @gamerunner478 Рік тому +1

    hears a empty bullet casing fall from a long ass distance
    cannot even hear the dude next to him falling to the ground with a loud thud

  • @Chom-Chom
    @Chom-Chom Рік тому +6

    It gets cut off here but since the enemy spotted hoot here, he has to redo the entire mission from start. It doesnt matter if he offed him a split second after he got spotted, the alarm was still raised because everyone has a dead man's switch that only works if they spotted an enemy

  • @Nah-mika
    @Nah-mika Рік тому +17

    The end tho... he look like the pizza delivery driver when you dont tip him 💀

    • @Solais1019
      @Solais1019 Рік тому +1

      As a sushi delivery driver, I 200% feel this now

  • @kasumi2173
    @kasumi2173 Рік тому +3

    It's either like this with the AI being brain-dead or it can spot you from 30 km away from behind walls and hive-mind alert the whole camp of your presence .

    • @Solais1019
      @Solais1019 Рік тому +2

      That latter one is worse when the hivemind proceeds to always know exactly where you are even if you have some sort of stealth mechanic and try to run away. 20 miles away in a cave? They'll still shoot the ground in your exact direction.

  • @tayton-johncarr9920
    @tayton-johncarr9920 Рік тому +6

    Love how he just started floating towards him 😂

  • @comicallyslowsnek3651
    @comicallyslowsnek3651 Рік тому +3

    Astonishing attention to detail. Hoot should go make a movie parodizing the contemporary FPS genre, I'd be galloping to the ticket booth boi.

    • @Solais1019
      @Solais1019 Рік тому +1

      "UA-camr yeets boxoffice records: Parody of FPS genre pulls in more than Disney and Marvel combined"

  • @NapalmConsumer
    @NapalmConsumer Рік тому +1

    "Better keep the eyes wide open."
    *Proceeds to not notice the other guard being dragged slowly away*

  • @savagebeast68plus18
    @savagebeast68plus18 Рік тому +1

    That far cry 3 reference brought back some memories hahaha thank you.

  • @SunPraiser1988
    @SunPraiser1988 Рік тому +1

    I never expected to put high quality and shitpost in the same description of one thing. This made me laugh harder than most professional comedy I see on this site, love to see videos from you.

  • @gameragodzilla
    @gameragodzilla Рік тому +2

    Man, I remember in the classic Splinter Cell games where guards did have peripheral vision and not only that, the view cones even took into account idle animations. So if a guard happened to glance in my direction when I was walking, he’d see me. And they could hear you if you took an enemy out, since punching, knifing and even suppressed gunshots aren’t completely silent, so you do have to have some distance to do those stealthily, or use the surrounding ambient noise to hide them like in Chaos Theory.

  • @avramnovorra
    @avramnovorra Рік тому +6

    That final pose with the knife got me rolling XD

  • @thebugmonster38
    @thebugmonster38 Рік тому +2

    This, this brings a smile to my face. Thank you!

    • @Hoot
      @Hoot  Рік тому

      Big big thank you 👍

    • @justadude9870
      @justadude9870 Рік тому

      woah😮 yellow comment

  • @jaiamos2019
    @jaiamos2019 Рік тому +8

    the ending got me

  • @jacob4259
    @jacob4259 Рік тому +1

    Literally Artyom and his stealth approach

  • @glitchtheproto
    @glitchtheproto Рік тому +1

    A lone enemy soldier:
    Me on the stealth mission with only my knife as he turns away: 1:04

  • @spiltmilk4419
    @spiltmilk4419 Рік тому

    The far cry 3 dialog reference to when the pirate guard says " it burns like a mother when i piss, should have used a rubber" was Gold my guy 😂

  • @imacoustict
    @imacoustict Рік тому +104

    as a game I can confirm these are our stealth

    • @smallchez
      @smallchez Рік тому +4

      Thanks for confirming

    • @Hoot
      @Hoot  Рік тому +11

      Sick bro thanks for confirming 👌🔥

    • @imacoustict
      @imacoustict Рік тому +1

      @@Hoot you are welcome 🙏

  • @unavailable4975
    @unavailable4975 Рік тому +3

    "Probably rats"
    That's a huge ass rat

  • @neongenic
    @neongenic Рік тому +1

    Even when he cuts himself and goes, "HUH?!" is perfect. Bonus points for using the same "HUH?!" At the second encounter

  • @edward9487
    @edward9487 Рік тому

    I just love the guy sliding forwards with his knife, as if to show that yes, indeed, he is about to face the most wonderful experience of stealth kill.

  • @gatlinggunner8217
    @gatlinggunner8217 Рік тому

    100% Accurate, but the bodies spaz out for me. 😂

  • @ammielsaeed5178
    @ammielsaeed5178 Рік тому +1

    That Far cry 3 reference was HILARIOUS 😂

  • @xaythearsonist2003
    @xaythearsonist2003 Рік тому +1

    1:04
    POV: **You're about to be executed in COD** 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @HeisenbergFam
    @HeisenbergFam Рік тому +1

    Imagine dying in front of your homie and they turn out to be NPC, Skyrim classic

  • @raisgamesnz325
    @raisgamesnz325 Рік тому +2

    The gun glitching through the ground is an amazing touch!! :)

  • @ZaTimou
    @ZaTimou Рік тому +6

    _Step one: Casually approach guard_

  • @Arendelft
    @Arendelft Рік тому

    1:05 "Huh?" Let's face it, we'd all freeze in bewildered terror at the sight of someone gliding at us like that, lolz.
    Also "I'm NPC, no stealth needed." I loved this, so many games where I'm sneaking around and my companion just starts blurting out crap while the enemies I'm trying to ambush are mere feet away and I freeze in terror as I wait for the enemies to hear aaaand they don't... Heart pounding I glare back at my companion and picture them shrugging and saying that. Perfect reaction.

  • @ommsterlitz1805
    @ommsterlitz1805 Рік тому +8

    0:53 Far Cry 3 Ptsd

    • @degle1923
      @degle1923 Рік тому

      Bro should have used a rubber

  • @senseisawk
    @senseisawk Рік тому +2

    After playing Sniper Elite 3 and 4 this is so relatable

  • @therajmister2183
    @therajmister2183 Рік тому

    the way he *sliiiidees* towards him like how that knife is about to *sliiiidee* through his chest is beautiful

  • @inductivegrunt94
    @inductivegrunt94 Рік тому +1

    Yeah, this is basically how it goes. And the gun glitching, dust cloud, hiding in the bush, the usless NPC being loud and crouch walking infront of the enemy, and everything else, all while the enemy doesn't question a thing is so perfect.

  • @PureRushXevus
    @PureRushXevus Рік тому +3

    How the NPC guy just walks past the bush takes me straight back to uncharted / the last of us gameplay lol
    can you imagine if they fucked up the stealth though.. oh my god

  • @SilberKrieger66
    @SilberKrieger66 Рік тому +9

    I swear this guy never disappoints to make my gamer heart smile

  • @mr.mephitis2492
    @mr.mephitis2492 10 місяців тому +1

    Nice Far Cry reference. I swear, those pirates say the same 3 things all the time.

  • @silverwolf5643
    @silverwolf5643 Рік тому

    "I'm NPC, no stealth needed"
    sums up every NPCs during stealth section

  • @armorbearer9702
    @armorbearer9702 10 місяців тому +1

    (0:25) Do not be so hard on yourself NPC. You provide emotional support.

  • @soupcangaming662
    @soupcangaming662 Рік тому

    Plot twist: You get seen by an enemy two miles away behind a wall instantly, and it broadcasts your real-time location to the hivemind as twenty troops spawn right behind you.

  • @needsmctherapy1447
    @needsmctherapy1447 Рік тому +2

    should've been the "virtual insanity" pose at the end lmao

  • @DaMoniable
    @DaMoniable Рік тому

    The npc walking out in front of him as he disengages is the cherry on top.

  • @marcuscyl6653
    @marcuscyl6653 Рік тому

    The quote "Probably rats" is so Metro. Every time I accidentally alert an enemy in Metro, they say "HEEH", and when they lowered their guard they say "Probably rats" in the thickest Russian accent possible.

  • @tutku1560
    @tutku1560 Рік тому

    That "huh" is just too addictive. It just summaries pretty much every AI.

  • @n8bayonet
    @n8bayonet Рік тому +1

    That offtopic line where the npc said "it burns when i piss" reminded me of far cry 3 pirates having similar lines of dialogue. Also not to mention one of the most cliche npc lines ever such as "man i wish someone would just shoot me"

  • @elijahmaximuslaxamana674
    @elijahmaximuslaxamana674 Рік тому

    The ending was like the reaper taking the souls of the innocent but he was like
    "You know what you are and i'll magically move towards you to kill you now" 😂😂

  • @4P0CA1YP5E
    @4P0CA1YP5E Рік тому +1

    As an NPC guard that ending kill me.

  • @herosvicentegonzalez7872
    @herosvicentegonzalez7872 Рік тому +2

    I like how the npc is self aware

  • @redstretchy4061
    @redstretchy4061 Рік тому +1

    Im beginning to think the NPC's want eachother dead and are just pretending not to notice you.

  • @moenibus
    @moenibus Рік тому

    I love how Hoot exposes the stupidity in modern shooters and also gamers

  • @Axalon45
    @Axalon45 Рік тому

    *My boy gets slammed into the ground so hard he terrain-clips, Z-fights into a reverse B-hop, and T-Pose jitters away into another dimension*
    "Huh, probably rats."

  • @vvbr2372
    @vvbr2372 Рік тому +1

    That animation at the end was gold

  • @sooperdude22
    @sooperdude22 Рік тому

    < _Guard's buddy disappears (gets killed and dragged off) in the middle of a conversation_ >
    "Huh, must've been the wind."

  • @nosephios1809
    @nosephios1809 Рік тому

    What I find terrifying is the idea that this compound houses rats capable of murdering an armed guard in 0.4 seconds.
    most amusing as ever owl noises

  • @J_Riff
    @J_Riff Рік тому +2

    The npc walking past in open space 😂😂 too real

  • @kingayvaz
    @kingayvaz Рік тому

    "Should have used the rubber"
    The damn line you keep hearing in Far Cry 3 while sneaking.

  • @Bozothcow
    @Bozothcow Рік тому

    My team in every game ever:
    "Well I'm useless NPC! I can't help. You do."

  • @doctornotprofessor
    @doctornotprofessor Рік тому +1

    you missed the perfect opportunity to have the player in the Virtual Insanity pose at the end

  • @sleepypixel420
    @sleepypixel420 Рік тому +1

    you see ivan, if hitbox of twig is big enough it will conceal you

  • @mister_cerberus
    @mister_cerberus Рік тому

    When he said "i will find you.... Probably rats" i remembered dishonored😂😂

  • @yum976
    @yum976 Рік тому

    I love the fact this dude HEARD his partner's gun break the laws of physics and saw that his partner is missing and is like "Hm, yes, the rats did it again. No biggie, I'll just get another partner."

  • @ahighschoolstudent653
    @ahighschoolstudent653 Рік тому +1

    Usually this only applies for easy mode. If it was extreme mode, for some games you'd literally need a distraction to lure one guard away, take out the other and then kill the first one.

  • @darrennow
    @darrennow Рік тому +1

    I love how they’re right behind the guards and still use binoculars to look at them

    • @dazattack669
      @dazattack669 Рік тому

      oh possibly a metal gear reference lol

  • @posxd7871
    @posxd7871 Рік тому +2

    And the worse part all of this happens in every stealth section in any game.

  • @slinkerdeer
    @slinkerdeer Рік тому

    The NPC loudly saying he has to be quick and scaring the player is hilarious lol

  • @odstbag337
    @odstbag337 Рік тому +1

    If Bethesda collaborated with Ubisoft.

  • @0verloud350
    @0verloud350 Рік тому

    “I will find you” into “probably rats” is so spot on it hurts

  • @TheGhostofOnyx313
    @TheGhostofOnyx313 Рік тому

    * 2 npcs having casual conversation * -one gets hit with an arrow- “IS SOMEONE THERE??” “must have been the wind” * literal arrow lodged in best friends skull * companion: “YOU KNOW THERE WAS A DRAGON SPOTTED IN WHITERUN?”

  • @supersoldier8629
    @supersoldier8629 Рік тому +1

    bruh the gun clipping into the floor is too funny XD