Oi just wanted to point out that the fast reload vs normal was a feature in advanced warfare one dropping the Mmo in the mag but being faster and the other slower but keeps the bullets I just thought it was interesting for an old cod game to have
The first minute and a half earned some light chuckles but I LOST IT at "How could I forget? *the gaming oxygen mask* " hahahaha this is why I love Hoot
Bruh, the most realistic war simulator would have you squatting in a sh*t-filled ditch in a desert, hiding from a sniper while suffering from sleep deprivation for 16 hours, waiting for a drone strike to arrive from the other side of the planet!
I love the cut corners like how getting all your gear is a single button press that teleports it to your character, but you know what the true joke of games like these are? They'll nail all the tacticool stuff and then give you the most atrocious AI and mission design, so after setting yourself up for 3 hours and mapping your entire keyboard, you face enemies that are less advanced than Doom (97) ones. As someone put it, "onion farmer goes to restaurant, complains about onions served, doesn't realize they're just a side ingredient".
If they really wanted to make the game realistic, they should've put boot camp in the game as a tutorial. This guarantees weeks of intense gameplay. But probably not for the reasons you think.
Gaming diapers exist bro just minmax your body first beforehand with an enema so you don't stink up your setup You'll be bad at the game anways so there'll be already enough stink in the room 😂
That was funny, but try not to give yourself a heart attack with all those props Hoot. Also I think about as "realistic" as I'll go is the bullets having to be reloaded one at a time into the magazines (it doesn't just magically redistribute your ammo into the remaining mags), and the weapon jams occassionally. Anything else, and it's usually less fun and just tedious. Great video!
Well that was just the unit, did you not see he was also wearing the armband? Improperly, yes, as they don't read through coat sleeves, but he WAS wearing it.
"in local news this week, *gamer boiled to death*. It's believed he was wearing too many layers of armor to protect his virginity while gaming as sat next to his maxed out PC which was blowing 90C air toward him as he played, raising his internal temperature and slowly cooking him alive. He died as he lived - sweating profusely"
0:53 Honestly, everything else aside I low-key love this mechanic. Being able to choose between slow and fast reload, ammo conservation vs speed, would be a great mechanic.
I'm gonna link this video to every person who stills complains about how certain video game graphics aren't good enough. Incredible and very inspired video as always boss, thank you! We love it!
The part where the magazine clips thru the gun during the fast reload part reminds me of Hyper's "When you reload a little TOO hard" video, I was dying of laughter. XDXDXD Amazing!
0:44 we had M4s in Iraq.. that F***ING "charging handle" is a P.O.S. i once had a grain of sand get stuck in the tiny release lever on that thing that jammed the release lever.. so the entire "charging handle" was stuck, and i couldn't reload the gun.. F*** THE M4
I honestly wouldn't be surprised if some tacticool parody game came out that had a "realistic weight stamina system" where the heavier your weapon and gear is the quicker you run out of stamina and the more frequently your character complains. On top of that, Vehicle Malfunction: Sand in air filter.
You pay for the game, army recruiters drag your from your gaming chair and send you to training camp. From there you have two options - fight for Israel, or fight as a Black Ops in the guerilla warfare on eastern Ukraine. A year later you get achievement if you return, if you have all your limbs intact - that's an another one, if you don't suffer from PTSD - even more achievements, and so on. Realism 10/10, can't wait for a sequel.
Now imagine playing as a 600-pound man from Texas wearing a cpap machine in his connected mobility scooter. The guy's practically pre-built to be a tank commander, right?
Some characters change the world, you are one of these, I tell you. Looks like fun stuff, but its full of debates and your minds converts so much of it, you are important !
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Oi just wanted to point out that the fast reload vs normal was a feature in advanced warfare one dropping the Mmo in the mag but being faster and the other slower but keeps the bullets
I just thought it was interesting for an old cod game to have
That was beautiful
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"YOU DIED OF CONSTIPATION: please insert gaming colonoscopy device"
wow now that is commitment
So underrated
I'm listening. 👀
@@totoco2 No.
@@tianamaycryI'm tasting.
I heard what upper models have a vibration modes... for more realistic experience of course
GUYS WE HAVE UPPER NOSE REVEAL THIS IS SERIOUS.
Slowly but surely, we're beginning to see the big picture...
@@smithyethan6543 yess
1:30
For even the gods are bound to slip...
That's fucking weird
"you died from brain damage, Elon musk chip not plugged in"
Nah, it is actually "You died from brain damage, Elon musk chip not removed".
Wouldn’t it be the other way around. You died from brain damage, unplug Elon musk chip to survive
@@Shockz_lightning potato potato
@@KickedCrusaderJust fire it, Patterson!
@@Shockz_lightning depends on if elon made this realistic game or anyone else.
See, I personally woulda paid the extra $15 for the yummy strawberry jam realism. Ya can't call it gaming if there's no yummy strawberry jam.
But you gotta own a "Gaming yummy strawberry jam dispenser" first.
@@Soggaroth and a "Gaming yummy strawberry jam dispenser" dispenser
It's probably a monthly payment. 15 euros a month for yummy strawberry jam
You may have changed your pfp but I still see you Crevalius, I STILL SEE YOU!!!!
@@db9635 Hehe... I'm often difficult to miss!
The first minute and a half earned some light chuckles but I LOST IT at "How could I forget? *the gaming oxygen mask* " hahahaha this is why I love Hoot
He paid good money for that one as well
Bruh, the most realistic war simulator would have you squatting in a sh*t-filled ditch in a desert, hiding from a sniper while suffering from sleep deprivation for 16 hours, waiting for a drone strike to arrive from the other side of the planet!
I like the new mask. As iconic as the old one was, I feel this one does Hoot's voice true justice.
I have no clue what kind of mask I want to use, i feel like a 50 year old going through mid life crisis
Use them all at once
@@Hoot no mask, show your face
@@Hoot Sunglasses on a cardboard cutout of Nicholas Cage's face.
@@Hoot one forgets where the fake masks end and the real ones begin
him clapping his hands together sounded like a really good punching sound.
0:13
Literally sounds like Batman punched Joker. In Dark Knight film.
Thank you.@@Icarus2377
Sounds closer to a Madness punch impact sound bite @@gottagofastfaster
I love how the game forces you to hook yourself into it like you're an ER patient
More like EA victim
@@Uncle_Roadkill Up next, the matrix
"War crime committed, law enforcement en route to your location. Please don't move."
I love the cut corners like how getting all your gear is a single button press that teleports it to your character, but you know what the true joke of games like these are? They'll nail all the tacticool stuff and then give you the most atrocious AI and mission design, so after setting yourself up for 3 hours and mapping your entire keyboard, you face enemies that are less advanced than Doom (97) ones.
As someone put it, "onion farmer goes to restaurant, complains about onions served, doesn't realize they're just a side ingredient".
I’ve seen this exact comment in a video about that terrible tactical shooter that came out recently.
@@matthewjones39 What video?
@@hyperx72 I don’t remember what it was called, but I know this guy basically said word for word the points in the video and the top comment.
i cant wait for doom to come out in 2097
Doom released in 1993. 🤓
Quake II and Goldeneye were 97, Half-Life missed that boat and released in 98.
If the enemy hits you with a smoke grenade, the gaming oxygen mask will fill your lungs with smoke.
Enemy uses chemical weapons
"Connect gaming gas mask"
So vaping
"Unknown shady medicine" lmao gotta give them the realisim
If they really wanted to make the game realistic, they should've put boot camp in the game as a tutorial. This guarantees weeks of intense gameplay. But probably not for the reasons you think.
Pro tip: You can replace gaming chair with gaming toilet for minmaxing purposes.
😂
Gaming diapers exist bro just minmax your body first beforehand with an enema so you don't stink up your setup
You'll be bad at the game anways so there'll be already enough stink in the room 😂
The ocasional change in weight may cause glitches.
That was funny, but try not to give yourself a heart attack with all those props Hoot.
Also I think about as "realistic" as I'll go is the bullets having to be reloaded one at a time into the magazines (it doesn't just magically redistribute your ammo into the remaining mags), and the weapon jams occassionally.
Anything else, and it's usually less fun and just tedious.
Great video!
thank you! 🤜🤜
Game: Weigh in with the body armor to match with the character…
Me who weighs 230: {Suffering from Success}
"I'm 150 lbs and I'm carrying a 80 lbs kit!"
On your way, mate.
@@vasenkasi4846 there's always the small guy with the big machine gun, somehow a bigger fish in this scenario
@@Kekatronicthe hunk marine and the small latino stereotype
@@Kekatronic The 5'2" marine with an M60 and full combat load is very much real and will re-arrange your insides with an MRE spoon.
@@Kekatronic you've obviously not played or seen Asian MMOs where you have a loli carrying an axe 5x her size
*Father Barges In*
"Are ya winni-... Son?"
heart monitor just flatlining, the screen *You died*. The dad: "Well you gotta give them credit it is realistic".
Everybody gangsta until the game gives you PTSD for that 'realism'
Spec Ops: The Line
“Gaming heart monitor disconnected”. Proceeds to stick a blood pressure machine to the chest. ReAliSM.
Well that was just the unit, did you not see he was also wearing the armband? Improperly, yes, as they don't read through coat sleeves, but he WAS wearing it.
oh jesus, lol...I didn't catch the first time that he hit the button and you can hear it start inflating the cuff 😂
they also show your heart rate
"in local news this week, *gamer boiled to death*. It's believed he was wearing too many layers of armor to protect his virginity while gaming as sat next to his maxed out PC which was blowing 90C air toward him as he played, raising his internal temperature and slowly cooking him alive. He died as he lived - sweating profusely"
This paragraph is a work of art.
I've started playing VRChat recently and this is what full-body tracking + face and eye tracking + haptic vest, etc. looks like to me.
At some point it’s less trouble to drive to the coffee shop for IRL chat.
and I thought a VR headset and controller pair was bulky, how do people survive like this
@@hencethebeetrootbecause the potential for shenanigans rises exponentially with full body tracking
How does the face and eye tracking work with a vr headset?
@@jinglejangle1533 they get little cameras mounted inside the headset to track eye movements.
That game isn't on life support, but its playerbase certainly is.
"I died in real life, but its realistic i like that-"
0:53 Honestly, everything else aside I low-key love this mechanic. Being able to choose between slow and fast reload, ammo conservation vs speed, would be a great mechanic.
1:00
if someone adds that mechanic they better add this too
Its in Tarkov
its in Hideous Destructor
It's in Battlebit
Ready or Not, vital mechanic.
"Your IQ is unrealistic. Please wait for calibration."
*blasted with 15 terabytes of brainrot*
Are we playing as a jarhead
1:00 I know what 'over-insertion' is, but DAAAAANG, this bro inserts like a real-life-in-game-gigachad!
I respect how much you committed to the bit.
Just glad you didn’t have to plug in the catheter to monitor real time bladder levels
0:12 unrealistic, you didn't spend 15 minutes preparing your stuff only for the staff sergeant to yell at you for being too slow.
"Error: Your Social security number is not connected!"
1:51 thats a blood preassure monitor bro 💀
@1:29
Oh my god...
HOOT UPPER FACE REVEAL LET'S GOOOOOOOO
You have to connect your entire Hospital Bed setup
1:38 "Using chems in PVP" guys using chems on a barricaded dude in dayz trust me. Its a breathtaking experience.
I'm gonna link this video to every person who stills complains about how certain video game graphics aren't good enough.
Incredible and very inspired video as always boss, thank you! We love it!
I love the little detail of the insanely complicated keybinds.
1:40 sounded like a minecraft villager
I wouldn’t mind a game with cursed reloads like those M16A2 shenanigans.
Finally, being a revolver main guarantees minimal maintainance demands.
At that point just enlist😭
nah we'd rather go geet a vr headset that ass gotta be more realistic
Okay, ngl, I was ROLLING AT THE HEART MONITOR
"You are injured! Inject gaming Epi-pen to heal."
The part where the magazine clips thru the gun during the fast reload part reminds me of Hyper's "When you reload a little TOO hard" video, I was dying of laughter. XDXDXD Amazing!
If you die in game, you die in real life. Finally a gun art online! xD
Hoot just post a new videos, today a blessing day indeed
0:44 we had M4s in Iraq.. that F***ING "charging handle" is a P.O.S.
i once had a grain of sand get stuck in the tiny release lever on that thing that jammed the release lever.. so the entire "charging handle" was stuck, and i couldn't reload the gun.. F*** THE M4
Fr 👌🤣👌
Who knew getting something that wasnt meant to be in the gun breaks it
@@fulcrum2951 what
Cant wait to see how my boy cooked this time!
One of your best works so far! Even the animation looks smoother but I enjoy the old style just as much.
"if i want realism i will go to the grocery store" - Gaben
"You're BLEEDING!! Connect the hospital DLC to survive!"
0:40 POV of the average soldier moments before bringing their rifle to me for repair.
Ngl, this is what playing VR for the first time felt like.
*It requires your blood for realistic blood effects*
The subtle music when moving his wrists around lmao
"Drug test failed. Please install digital catheter."
1:10 death stranding moment
Don't forget the high recoil that turns your screen up despite the fact these are trained soldiers
Discord mods gonna have fun times with this
i love how hoot puts in-video subtitles AND youtube subtitles. never seen someone put that much work into their vids. such a madlad.
😂I was dying of laugh, because i didn't connect my emotion meter 😂
I honestly wouldn't be surprised if some tacticool parody game came out that had a "realistic weight stamina system" where the heavier your weapon and gear is the quicker you run out of stamina and the more frequently your character complains. On top of that, Vehicle Malfunction: Sand in air filter.
Wheres the part where you to sit an hour in line for medical?
The GHX 5070 offers an easy solution 💀
Just an hour? Sheesh. Someone had a fancy base.
@plick645 He must have been front-loaded cause he had a detail to do.
@@plick645He could be the only person in that base, so self treatment only
So if u die u wait 18 years until u can join army
Your work brings me so much joy.
0:05 I love how you mentioned my favorite game Arma
Bro got a whole hospital on his chest
Warning: Gamer Goggles™ not connected! Please connect to experience getting flashbanged (Think fast, chucklenuts!)
"When gaming is your life, GAMING IS YOUR LIFE!!"
2 months later they release a $19.99 DLC so you can actually play without being hooked up to an MRI machine
Local Finnish man does a silly, has a heart attack and dies.
0:58 military grade be like
And then your parents walk in and think you’re in a coma while you’re doing the realistic sleeping
Bro was on life support
You forgot - EMOTIONAL DAMAGE
To be realistic, the devs will personally kill you in real life whenever you die in game
There's already a vr game that does this lol
@steph_7775. I’m pretty sure it’s a concept or still in development
Sword art online
You pay for the game, army recruiters drag your from your gaming chair and send you to training camp. From there you have two options - fight for Israel, or fight as a Black Ops in the guerilla warfare on eastern Ukraine. A year later you get achievement if you return, if you have all your limbs intact - that's an another one, if you don't suffer from PTSD - even more achievements, and so on. Realism 10/10, can't wait for a sequel.
did you... buy all of those hospital equipment just for this video?
It looks a little like a sleep apnea machine and the "heart monitor" is the pump for the CPAP. It could also just be an air filter
@@stilldre7739 The "heart monitor" looks like a blood pressure gauge lmao. Omron is a company known for making those.
I hate it when I forget to connect my chair to my game.
Now introducing the gaming catheter......
This is why hoping for a realistic game is stupid nowadays, its all video games after all
THIS IS SOOOO GOOD OMG
At the end of the video, he's on life support. Very realistic.
I bet it took like 12 hours of work to produce this 2 minute clip.
Respect.
25% OF HOOT'S FACE REVEALED LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
Been having a shitty morning so this is nice
Remember, some of your enemies are too.
We'll see how animations in future gonna have "that" realism!
i love hoot
i love hoot
But does hoot love you ?
i love hoot
no homo
The amount of shit he has done in irl and in this game is just too good
Wake up babe hoot uploaded
Best hoot video by far, so much commitment 😂🎉
The charging handle 😭 noooo!
Meanwhile the hacker t-pose flying around the map obliterating everything that breathes
punching sound 0:34
Now imagine playing as a 600-pound man from Texas wearing a cpap machine in his connected mobility scooter. The guy's practically pre-built to be a tank commander, right?
According to Russian casualty rates, you might be onto something.
Even more years later: "You die in game - you die in real life"
Man committed for this video!
Every day we get closer to real life Cyberpunk 2077.
Its crazy because i just found your channel, and i was going to say you sound alot like Ghost. I love it!
Hahaha it's crazy bro !❤❤❤
I love it ❤
Very good!
0:46 “don’t need that” 😂😂 your ghost impression is spot on 😂
I love how he wants a realistic experience and it's still a flatscreen game
rumors report that these will be featured in the upcoming black ops game
The dedication to the bit is real. Really fun to watch!
Some characters change the world, you are one of these, I tell you. Looks like fun stuff, but its full of debates and your minds converts so much of it, you are important !