He's not growing carrots out of carrots. The dirt was chocolate if you remember. So basically the dirt and soil are food and the carrot sticking out of the top is for decoration.
Son: Dad? What’s for dinner? Dad: “a purée of random food that I want to use.” Son: “why just why.” Dad: “because I’m a ✨scientist✨” Son: “I just want normal food.” Dad: “too bad.”
as a person who has a nurse mom, i am very touched by your hard work. :) also as you should know, you should take a break aswell, to stay in a great shape. - a fan!
Leichter panzerspähwagen!!
I planted them too close together plus it's been a dry summer 🤣
@@haha ummm 4th time I've seen you reply to comments
@@zynxcrane8196 ain't a bad thing tho
@@KFC431 nope just 4th time
@@KFC431 rare to see lol
"Honey Where Is The Carrot That I Asked For?"
"It's Being Centrifuged Darling!"
Lmaooo good comment
Iirr
Bro I just asked for a normal carrot nothing else
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I like how at the end she just looks at it like “what the heck is this?”
"I wonder, if it's edible?"
@@SonicGleb looks like its not but he says it is
@@danielong1011 hmmm 🤔
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I'll fix that 😙
The song in headphones: ➡️⬅️➡️➡️⬅️➡️⬅️⬅️
I didn't even need them to hear it XD
Yaa same
I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT
frrr
My earphone did the same
Imagining how the smol carrot must've felt being buried in the shredded remains of his relatives 💀
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
It’s not small, it’s average 😢
@@Murphyy41 and I’m sure it has a great personality 😥
Nah the carrot is huge
@@Murphyy41 😔🖐I agree
"He is a scientist and his whole family eats something blended or centrifuged."
Sometimes both
1.4k likes and 1 comment? I got you bro
@@Emmanuel23445 lol
1.8k likes and 3 comments? I got you bro
i meannn!! he's not wrongg there! more absorption of nutrients!! you know that's what doctors do to kids or sicks!
That look at the end of "Jesus christ what has he brought me now"
😂
Yep! He has definitely done this before lol 😂
Lmao
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤭🤭🤭
Bruh I thought that was soil💀💀😂😂
His wife is soooooo patient 😂 I can’t handle this man.
Don't worry u don't get such husband
not ur level ey.
See the videos he made caring for her 😂 you'll get jealous then
You're so funny that there's a haha in your name
w comments ngl
"Aw.. It's so small and cute"
"It's average 😔"
I bet he has a great personality😔
That's what she said😔
It's big bro
It's bigger than average 😔
XDDD
This dude just made the world's most scientifically accurate carrot cheesecake.
Accurate
"growing carrot out of carrot"
"that seems not illegal at all"
↑↑↑↑↑↑↑When dumbasses have nothing to say but they vomit something out of their keyboard anyway...
Yep sounds like a pregnancy to me
That's how they are farmed so you are half right
Well there are seeds too but you can just cut half carrot and plant it
He's not growing carrots out of carrots. The dirt was chocolate if you remember. So basically the dirt and soil are food and the carrot sticking out of the top is for decoration.
I love the way he loves his wife. Your video’s put a smile on my face
"honey can we get a divorce?"
"I am a scientist and this is how I make divorce papers for my wife"
Bro why did you spoil the next video
@@dripp3505 😂😂😂
😂😂😂 the best one
Put the paper on centrifuge
😆
"Oh you got me a plant?"
"No, eat it"
😂😂
Lul just eat the plant
EAT IT. 👁️👁️
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Wife: “Honey can you cook some dinner?”
Him: “The centrifuge was broken”
Wife: “Then use the stove-“
Him: “NO”
"It's not about the centrifuge, it's about the message."
Adds growing Carrots into the container where he had $emen inside off
Omg i laughed so hard 😂
Yahh
@@har00nsaeed93 oh god🤢🤮
You are also a VERY unique individual.......
"can I have something normal toda-"
"nope"
Lol
Not a chance in the hell I don't believe in.
😂for real😂😂😂
With the Frizz? No way
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"Next Day"
"I'm a scientist and this is how i got divorce"
😂😂
🤣🤣
Best joke I've read for this video 🤣
Centrifugates his wife*
by spinning my wife in a huge centrifuge
“I’m a biologist, and this is how I create carrots for my wife”
*madly plants carrots in the dirt”
botanist
as a biologist you do something different with your carrot for your wife..
😂😂😂
I'm assuming he's using his wifes body as fertilizer for the carrots that he's planting above her 👀
@@DarthDre ayo???
What “I’m a scientist” actually means is that you take something and just spin it really fast in an expensive machine.
Her reaction is like: "The fk is this ?" 🤨
Or “did you just give me a plant for dessert?
Or, "i wanted dessert, not dirt with a growing carrot"
I loved her reaction 🤣
Exactly🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Exactly what im about to say. HAHAHAH..
“Honey I want a divorce”
“Why’s that?”
“YOU TAKE 2 HOURS TO GIVE ME A GROWING CARROT!”
😁😂
The he proceed to grow a baby first
Almost funny dude
Shut up thats a real and natural carot
The carrots you get from the store have hair pieces because it's for protein
I really "can't take it anymore" 😂😂😂😂
Tht line lol.. i too felt tht😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
For me also it's too much for me today😅😅😅
Whats the song
Felt this one 😁
I love how he’s a scientist and he’s serious upon his work but doesn’t let it affect his self in other times
The music really fits in the video I can’t take it anymore !! Lol 😂
😂😂😂lol
🤣
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As someone who has never planted carrots i can confirm, those are some sad looking carrots
I think that’s pretty average
@@carsonross4459 wdym? It's huge
@@YamiLunaria bro it's gigantic
@@Es-zb8vu no I think it's the size of the Andromeda galaxy
@@YamiLunaria nah bro it's bigger than his mom. jk
I like how she always looks so confused whenever you bring her something like this lmao
First comment huh?
I had the exact same face
@@MarliEZorofirst time replying to a comment huh?
@foretwunnytimes1705 first time being a first reply to a comment yes
😂👍
Those carrots must have great personality ❤
Wife : Can I have carrot ?
Him : Okay let me 6 hours👌
Let me 6 hours?
@@agentindev the way he said it was confusing
@@zeno1341 Ah😂
let him 7 hours*
He will 6 hours
"Honey, I'm starving"
Him: "Let's grow some carrot first"
😭😭😭
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My left and right ear enjoyed this periodically
Fax
I was so looking for a comment on this 😂
@@mamataprasad8872Me too haha
Hell no
ikr, im just having this on normally, but still the effect is there
"That is not natural that is nature" - Stephen Hawking
The mini potted carrot at the end reminds me of making those dirt pie pudding cup things 🤣
Next time I'll add a worm gummy 🐛🤣
@@haha ultimate idea.
Ay that carrot is above average. What are you together with an elephant or something?
Wdym mini? It's average😶
Bro wdym that is some big carrots
A classic example of "Never let them know your next move"
@LlLeoArabyNo.
"Can you cook me a vegetable honey"
"Proceeds to give her a planted small carrot"
Thats pretty average size
@@nemesis9069 exactly
@@nemesis9069 yes
It might be small but it has a good personality
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It's definitely nature-like 😂😂❤ nice dessert.
“Can I have a dessert”
*brings dessert*
“Is this the new house plant?”
This song came through my ear buds… I was not expecting this!! CHILLS!!!
Same here. I super love it
It's aurora
Yea i wasnt expecting the audio to fuck up the video. Chills
One of my favourite songs 😍
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i love his centrifuge that says ~onichan~ everytime he turns it on😭❤️
Those carrots look absolutely scrumptious
"why is it taking so long? Well, atleast it will taste good right?"
"Wait what the fu-"
no, that's some serious ill-person's food.
@@not..A..channel its a joke
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I love how the music is flowing to my right ear to left ear ❤✨
@kavi anjali yaaa that's amazing right ❤
That's aurora run away she's amazing
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“Can you cook me some carrots” “yeah just give me 2 days”
LOL
More like 10 days
That nee-chan caught me off guard 😂
When you see the container, all you can do is wait for the “oni chan”.
Where's my oni-chan~???
There isn't
@@xizumix it got covered by the beat of the song i heard the oni but chan got covered under the song.
@@xizumix there is listen closely
@@thegreatnacho5822 oh, yeah.
I hear it now.
@Sans. yass
The wife looked at the dessert like "Is this edible?!?!"
😂😂😂
It looks like a plant pot to me 🤣🤣
Next
I am a scientist and this is how I breathe;
"Centrifuges AIR".
Being an Indian
I miss my GaJaR Ka HaLwA!!🥺✨
Her:“Honey I want carrots “
Also her:”wtf honey this isn’t what I asked for”
"Honey that's too small i wish it was bigger"
@@mohdfaraazyawarbari6486 😂
@@mohdfaraazyawarbari6486 "I thought that was average.. 😕"
@@nrreno Wdym average bro? That's ginormous. Women should be happy with the big carrots we're giving em 😤
@@gustavofring7260 my carrot is 17cm is it good?
"Im a scientist"
And this is how i made my child"
**centrifuges the f out of his wife**
The onni-chan gonna be good in that one 🙂
Looking for this comment 😂
_pulls out the test tube_
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“This is how i cook carrots for my wife” *proceeds to make a desert*
I felt shivers in my spine bcz of that song going left n ryt.. 😂
The way he made the carrot look like it was coming out of soil in a little pot was so cute please do more cute and nice things like this
“Honey can I have some dessert?”
“Sure, here is a plant instead” :p
Centrifugation is so permanent in his videos🌝
Right Oni Chan!!!
You are an awesome human being❤
“Honey can you bring me some dessert”
Literally gives her sand
The "oniichan~!" kills me every time
Yes it's cute isn't it?
@@DetroitGamingINSTABILITY that's one word to describe it!
I have not heard that??
@@livingcancer5772 😏
@@patrickganza2837 🤣🤣🤣
“onii-chan!”
10 minutes of constant spinning
when your step sister is stuck in the washing machine
@@ultragigaligma67 🤨
"TF is that" said the wife 😂
Him: I am a scientist.
Me: what’s your profession in science?
Him: Home cook.
Ty all for the likes🫶🏻
Home science 😅
@@messymatch6952
I wish that was an actual profession
@@messymatch6952 😂😂
@@sitdown_iq actually It is a real school subject here.In that subject you can learn stuff like cooking and sawing.😁
@@sitdown_iq in our country there’s this Home science subject which you can study as a profession in college😂
"Honey, can you get me a carrot?"
*brings potted plant*
This is actually very interesting 🤔.
waitt with headphones the audio is literally AMAZING
At first I was like aw this is a rare sweet and wholesome thing but nope just weird
Ah first time watching this channel?
@@zawadsadaf9194 🤣🤣🤣
How does that stop it from being rare sweet and wholesome tho?
Why not both?
Its not weird
The "onii-chan" gets me every time
I was the 69th like. also the onii chan gets me too.
Her reaction was like “what the heck” 😂
this is beyond genius!
"Daddy, can i have some carrots?"
Him: "No, we have carrots at home"
The carrots at home:
The look on his wife when she saw it was like *"What the fuck is this-"*
Bro this is actually cool and I like how the music switching sides on my headphones great content dude
" And this is how son, your mom turned into a mutant "
Lmao 😂
When you are a scientist and jobless at the same time.
😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂
I spilled a drink when i read ur comment
But a youtuber I can say with reasonable earnings ☺️ Likes, views plus subscribers👌
Ungracious comment...
I'm totally into your *waiting* parts in every video of yours❤️🔥😆
You are chef and great husband too, I respect you sir 👏
You are not just a scientist but also an artist
Someone: "wow these are small carrots"
Me: "it's an average size..."
I don't know where you live but it's baby carrot for me
That 'Oni-Chan' got me 🤣🤣
Son: Dad? What’s for dinner?
Dad: “a purée of random food that I want to use.”
Son: “why just why.”
Dad: “because I’m a ✨scientist✨”
Son: “I just want normal food.”
Dad: “too bad.”
Even a scientist wouldn't cook like this😂😂
Did I just heard "Onii-chan!" When he put the test sample to tester?
I’m pretty sure it’s the audio he uses
Music:✨ and I was running far away would I run of the world some day✨
OnNie ChaN
Bruh
Nobody knows 🤷🏼♂️
@@ishartmypants5000 listen again the video
"I like my dessert natural" then proceeds to use cereal..
This just took me yo a totally new dimensional level!!🔆
“Honey I want a few carrots.”
“Okay just wait 6 hours.”
Honey I shrunk the carrots.
"I'm a scientist"
Proceeds to use the same ONE instrument in all videos
Yeah 😂 but i enjoy to watch that
"I swear if he puts it in the..."
HE PUT IT IN THE GOD DAMN THING
Centrifuge!
Wat?
@@doritosforlunch4282 the thing that he always puts the tubes into, that separates the substances, is called a centrifuge
The fucking thing.
@@zyern2822 fair.
When you wanted to become a chef....
But accidentally you became a scientist 😅😅😅
"Honey I want so eat some carrots"
Him: ok give me 70-80 days
The wife at the end: "wth is this? Do you expect me to eat that?"
I want to see the wife's reaction lmao
U kinda can if u look at her face at the end lol
My ears enjoyed the effect 🥲
That audio pan felt like my headphones died again.
as a person who has a nurse mom, i am very touched by your hard work. :)
also as you should know, you should take a break aswell, to stay in a great shape.
- a fan!
This is the relationship I aspire to have 😂
Those carrots have a good personality 😌
"I am a scientist, and I don't know a damn thing about cooking."
No he actually cooks more healthier
The ironic one is this is actually cooking but in a "scientist way"
@@_fefedeykin its a carrot man
"this is how i cook carrot"
Literally making a carrotshake
I bet she’s always curious as to what fascinatingly strange thing he’s concocting for her. I love this❤
I love how every time he brings her something, she sits there looking at it in pure confusion