New Rule: Let Your Old Fart Flag Fly | Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO)

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  • Опубліковано 29 лют 2024
  • Instead of trying to refute all the “too old to be president” slams, Joe Biden must embrace them during his upcoming State of the Union address.

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  • @ticnatz
    @ticnatz 2 місяці тому +20

    'Mister Gorbachev, get off of my lawn'......awesome!

  • @gotham61
    @gotham61 2 місяці тому +567

    Reagan actually had a great moment when during a presidential debate with Walter Mondale, when asked about his age, he replied that he “would not exploit his opponent’s youth and inexperience for political purposes.”

    • @BichaeldeAngelo
      @BichaeldeAngelo 2 місяці тому +59

      There is no circumstance where Biden would be clever enough to do that

    • @thomasshannon2315
      @thomasshannon2315 2 місяці тому +40

      A 73 year old president would be a breath of fresh air at this point.

    • @EpicLemonMusic
      @EpicLemonMusic 2 місяці тому

      Yeah except Trump is fucking just as old and feeble as Joe, and a whole lot dumber. So that little quip would never work.

    • @KJ-qc3qd
      @KJ-qc3qd 2 місяці тому

      Joe Biden ‘s brain is gone it’s not his age.

    • @FairMiles
      @FairMiles 2 місяці тому +21

      unfortunately in this case his opponent will not fit the description…

  • @JoeAssante
    @JoeAssante 2 місяці тому +5

    Walker One. I literally had my drink go up my nose! Bless you.

  • @davidjansing9696
    @davidjansing9696 2 місяці тому +13

    It's called wisdom. It's worth more than mere intelligence.

  • @masterchinese28
    @masterchinese28 2 місяці тому +111

    You had me at "I feel your joint pain!"

  • @BroadwayBabyyy744
    @BroadwayBabyyy744 2 місяці тому +42

    "MADAME WEB"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @LunaMorgana
    @LunaMorgana 2 місяці тому +16

    Walker One... That killed me. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @edwardlewis1963
    @edwardlewis1963 2 місяці тому +13

    Makes sense.
    And
    "I feel your joint pain"
    Lol.

  • @Wizker
    @Wizker 2 місяці тому +24

    even the eagle on the presidential coat of arms is using a walker

  • @trancedarkdust90
    @trancedarkdust90 2 місяці тому +9

    In many cultures, it is the oldest and wisest that lead.

    • @einundsiebenziger5488
      @einundsiebenziger5488 2 місяці тому +2

      Old and wise. "and" being the decisive word here.

    • @rustyoak8860
      @rustyoak8860 2 місяці тому

      even if they have Alzheimer's? Dementia? Sounds like a bad idea to me.

  • @lindaturriff6010
    @lindaturriff6010 2 місяці тому +6

    Bill does have a good Point! Yes, you have Great Ideas, take action & makes it WORK!🇺🇲

  • @noshirkromani
    @noshirkromani 2 місяці тому +4

    "Old is Gold!" And evrybody loves Gold.

  • @birbluv9595
    @birbluv9595 2 місяці тому +43

    As an over-65 with joint pain, I approve this message. Your demographic, President Biden, was alive and remembers when JFK was assassinated. We remember when he was elected.

    • @RM-jb2bv
      @RM-jb2bv 2 місяці тому

      JFK was one of the youngest heads of state in US history. Do you even read what you wrote?

    • @David-wc5zl
      @David-wc5zl 2 місяці тому

      LOL. As an over 65 you🎉 failed and both Trump and the Iraq War are your fault.

    • @rustyoak8860
      @rustyoak8860 2 місяці тому +4

      I would much rather have RFK, Jr. than another Biden or Trump presidency

    • @Alexthegreat27
      @Alexthegreat27 2 місяці тому

      ​@@rustyoak8860RFK is a fraud. President Biden in an electoral landslide...

    • @tchula8265
      @tchula8265 2 місяці тому

      @@rustyoak8860 No way do I want a(nother) moron who doesn't believe in vaccines running the country. We had enough of that with Trump.

  • @breakingbacon658
    @breakingbacon658 2 місяці тому +245

    I’m all for national bedtime to be at 6 PM if it means I won’t have to work anymore 12 hour shifts.

    • @DSPHistoricalSociety
      @DSPHistoricalSociety 2 місяці тому +4

      Agreed- tho my 12 hrs work out to 7days on 7days off every 2 weeks

    • @mjm4ut
      @mjm4ut 2 місяці тому +3

      2 12's first week and 5 12's second week. Have 6 month of this left and outta here-- retired.

    • @guinsey
      @guinsey 2 місяці тому +6

      You will work those hrs. And like it!

    • @alainarchambault2331
      @alainarchambault2331 2 місяці тому

      I do three easy 24-hour shifts per week. Making good money just living in house elsewhere.

    • @roxaskinghearts
      @roxaskinghearts 2 місяці тому +3

      12 hours your a lucky one i remember this poor woman working 15 hours while having to take off for chemo she could barely afford America America land of the deranged under our nations skies we cry our eyes god this nation is insane

  • @25pinstripes
    @25pinstripes 2 місяці тому +11

    You know...that's actually a good strategy

  • @cindypoole6792
    @cindypoole6792 2 місяці тому +22

    Exactly, with age comes knowing who to hire and help you make decisions.

  • @NeverDoneEver
    @NeverDoneEver 2 місяці тому +124

    I'm a physical therapist. That walker is too tall and he isn't using it properly to walk in front of the camera. In other words, he nailed it. Edited for typo.

    • @shadowprince4482
      @shadowprince4482 2 місяці тому

      Same with a cane.

    • @modickens1272
      @modickens1272 2 місяці тому +9

      You don't want a walker or cane too short, otherwise you have poor posture and spinal issues. Most elderly walk with a stoop because walkers were/are too low. Let's put a stop to the hunchback craze.

    • @NeverDoneEver
      @NeverDoneEver 2 місяці тому +4

      @@modickens1272you are correct, but too high and the elbows are too bent making it excessively tiring to bear weight through the arms and/or making it more tempting to walk with the walker too far out in front where it's more likely to scoot out from under them if they bear weight through it. A lot of people get the hunch before they need a walker and the walker has to be sized accordingly.

  • @luanneoneill
    @luanneoneill 2 місяці тому +120

    Old is way better than stupid any day.

    • @markw3598
      @markw3598 2 місяці тому +23

      Except that Biden is both!!

    • @rustyoak8860
      @rustyoak8860 2 місяці тому +4

      I'll take an environmental lawyer over these two choices any day. RFK, Jr. please.

    • @snuffysmif9801
      @snuffysmif9801 2 місяці тому

      Not to mention stupid and CRAZY!!

    • @Krackonis
      @Krackonis 2 місяці тому

      Or a blatant sex abuser and fascist.

    • @blizzunt420e
      @blizzunt420e 2 місяці тому

      But what happens when you’re old and stupid like Biden. And what happens when you went to Epstein Island like Biden.?

  • @wcmarsh5692
    @wcmarsh5692 2 місяці тому +5

    Old and wise with class

  • @zanti4132
    @zanti4132 2 місяці тому +30

    This monologue must have used every old fart joke in Rodney Dangerfield's joke file.

  • @Moto-foody
    @Moto-foody 2 місяці тому +23

    It’s interesting how we have a minimum age to be President (and other elected offices), but maximum ages for certain government jobs. Maybe we should have a maximum age, or mandatory retirement ages, for certain elected positions. Say for POTUS it should be minimum of 35 and maximum to run (not hold office) of say 67. But I’m a huge fan of term limits, and we’ll never see those so long as the people in charge of making the law are the ones holding the gig.

    • @highdefinist9697
      @highdefinist9697 2 місяці тому +2

      Incidentally, the German Supreme Court equivalent has an age range of 40-68 (and a total maximum serving time of 12 years).

    • @Doctor_Who_Rocks
      @Doctor_Who_Rocks 2 місяці тому

      @@highdefinist9697 The Bundesverfassungsgericht | Federal Constitutional Court. Although the constitution is called the Grundgesetz, the Basic Law, because a Verfassung, Constitution, was meant to wait until reunification; but after reunification no _Verfassung_ was written.

    • @reneedubiel466
      @reneedubiel466 Місяць тому

      People age at very different rates. There are frail 50 YOs in cognitive decline, and vibrant 80 YO distance runners with zero brain shrinkage. An arbitrary age limit makes no sense. Let the voters decide. I choose Old over Crazy any day!

  • @JamesOfToya
    @JamesOfToya 2 місяці тому +14

    I thought Bill didn't like ageist jokes. Look at him now lol

    • @gathaur7548
      @gathaur7548 2 місяці тому +8

      Bill is aginst ageism, not jokes

  • @TvkV
    @TvkV 2 місяці тому +2

    Well done . That was funny. Thanks for the laughs

  • @dancepiglover
    @dancepiglover 2 місяці тому +112

    In many cultures, the elderly are revered. They are respected and people turn to them for wisdom and guidance. Our culture acts like old people have outlived their usefulness.

    • @Semper_Iratus
      @Semper_Iratus 2 місяці тому +11

      They have. Cope.

    • @anneb889
      @anneb889 2 місяці тому

      Wise elderly people who still have their minds. People accept they aren’t going to be physically quick….but you want a capable mind full of wisdom. Biden seems to have dementia, which will only deteriorate….he will not be able to carry out 4 years. So the race is really harris vs trump.

    • @jamesmack3314
      @jamesmack3314 2 місяці тому +19

      Yes older people should be respected and at times revered,but an elderly president who clearly is suffering an obvious cognitive decline as well as clear physical deficiencies should in our best interests not run for reelection.

    • @myriamickx7969
      @myriamickx7969 2 місяці тому +20

      ​@jamesmack3314
      The elderly guy suffering from acute cognitive decline is actually the former president.

    • @nadiasilvershine4630
      @nadiasilvershine4630 2 місяці тому +10

      @@jamesmack3314 Same with Trump.

  • @JoshuaCary
    @JoshuaCary 2 місяці тому +27

    "Thank you, good night, and God bless America Ferrera!" 😂 C'mon, most underrated line.

  • @alma5601
    @alma5601 2 місяці тому +2

    Just brilliant!

  • @genghiskhan9269
    @genghiskhan9269 2 місяці тому +1

    Truer words have seldom been spoken

  • @natenacho579
    @natenacho579 2 місяці тому +3

    Bill Maher is that gif of Buscemi with the backwards cap and skateboard.

  • @ronblack7870
    @ronblack7870 2 місяці тому +10

    when asked if Elon should be investigated biden had a very thorough and nuanced answer . he had no cognitive decline in that statement which was a couple minutes. i forget names all the time and even lose my train of thought in the middle of a sentence sometimes. it happens. yet i have no problem thinking things through at my company with a hundred employees.

  • @camillebutterfieldelliott4159
    @camillebutterfieldelliott4159 2 місяці тому +1

    Oh my goodness, this is hilarious!

  • @2013venjix
    @2013venjix 2 місяці тому +1

    7:38! Mr. Gorbachev, GET OFF MY LAWN! 😅😅🤣🤣

  • @FoodNerds
    @FoodNerds 2 місяці тому +24

    Hey we all love a Grandpa - Own it!

  • @ClintScottFischer
    @ClintScottFischer 2 місяці тому +1

    Very "Carsonesque" of Bill. 😂

  • @Reflectors1
    @Reflectors1 2 місяці тому +2

    ❤ Best New Rules segment ever. I’m old, I’m honest, and I love it. Kudos to Bill and writers for this 💎. And a special thanks for including small print. Lean into authenticity!

  • @matthews7805
    @matthews7805 2 місяці тому +3

    Just waiting for Joe to drop a hard R on national tv.

  • @luckylaura4821
    @luckylaura4821 2 місяці тому +40

    He HAS joked about his age… are you losing YOUR memory Bill?

    • @uscbro69
      @uscbro69 2 місяці тому +9

      Not really. And definitely not to the degree bill is advising

    • @rosierosebud7361
      @rosierosebud7361 2 місяці тому +2

      its not about his age,,, its about his mental decline... which he nor any of his admin have ever spoke about

    • @Alexthegreat27
      @Alexthegreat27 2 місяці тому

      ​@@rosierosebud7361Don-OLD Trump Cognitive Test Results - Summery Report
      - Confused a photo of his rape victim for his ex-wife during a deposition
      - Confused Nikki Haley with Nancy Pelosi 4 times in a row
      - Said Jeb Bush sent our troops to the Middle East
      - Thought he ran against and is currently running against Barack Obama
      - Said President Biden started World War II
      - Said that Viktor Orban is the leader of Turkey
      - Said you need voter ID to buy bread
      - Said windmills are causing whales to wash up on shore
      - Confused North Korea and China
      - Implied Dallas, Texas is in another country
      - Had to be reminded of where he was during a speech in Sioux City
      - Claimed Hungary borders Russia

  • @frankrodriguez6424
    @frankrodriguez6424 2 місяці тому +1

    That was awesome from Bill

  • @superred5
    @superred5 2 місяці тому +2

    "The Matlock Crowd..." I'm deceased.

  • @user-bm7vf9rh5t
    @user-bm7vf9rh5t 2 місяці тому +4

    LMFAO!!! I Love You Bil! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @erniehudson1
    @erniehudson1 2 місяці тому +15

    I actually like Biden, he is entertaining as Leslie Nielsen in the Naked Gun AND does great politics! Reindustrialize America, supporting green energy, supporting Ukraine against Putin, building up old friendships with Europe and standing strong against dictators, rebuilding America's infrastructure, the economy is booming...

  • @burkaanc
    @burkaanc 2 місяці тому +3

    hes in better shape, than many americans 20 years younger

  • @njpme
    @njpme 2 місяці тому +2

    Walker One 😂😂

  • @1ntwndrboy198
    @1ntwndrboy198 2 місяці тому +2

    You ain't no spring chicken either bill😂

  • @amirabssi4646
    @amirabssi4646 2 місяці тому +38

    How about just change it instead of making excuses. Gaslighting people into thinking it's not a big deal so we all look stupid to the world isn't a good answer.

    • @christophergargaro959
      @christophergargaro959 2 місяці тому +2

      The bigger problem with that is despite all this PR, going on late night TV, starting a Tik Tok, etc. it's not really changing public opinion about Biden so I'm not sure what they are trying to accomplish. You're still telling people that they should not see what they literally see in front of their faces. Bill's strategy seems much simpler and more effective.

  • @pradyotrai8717
    @pradyotrai8717 2 місяці тому +17

    I do believe Joe can pull this off. I would want him to rather do more gaffes than try to be slick liberal type. Also, cursing few times will help 😂

  • @breadandcircuses321
    @breadandcircuses321 2 місяці тому +1

    Horsefeathers! 😂

  • @jeanmacdonald6717
    @jeanmacdonald6717 12 днів тому

    I just found you on my iPhone and I am delighted, Bill!❤
    I’m going to rearrange my budget and sign up for this.

  • @rbailey294
    @rbailey294 2 місяці тому +13

    Is there anyone who perceives the age gap between Biden and Trump as significantly different. Why is the age thing so focused on Biden. He may have one of his infamous gaffes now and then, but at least he is generally coherent. Trump....not so much. Mentally, he seems much, much older than Biden.

    • @Dan16673
      @Dan16673 2 місяці тому +2

      Both are horrific

    • @Erin.56
      @Erin.56 2 місяці тому +1

      Agree. Trump is 78 soon. June 14th
      Trump is old too and no one seems to talk about it. Biden is only 3 years 7 months older….

    • @GDavis49
      @GDavis49 2 місяці тому

      “Now and then” Lol

  • @neematavakoli4350
    @neematavakoli4350 2 місяці тому +6

    Didn't John McCain lose though?

  • @TvkV
    @TvkV 2 місяці тому +1

    Our state of the union is regular…😅 too funny…like he’s talking about his bowel movements… 😂

  • @mattharrelson7462
    @mattharrelson7462 2 місяці тому +1

    Haha Madame Web caught me off guard. Great joke

  • @girle5584
    @girle5584 2 місяці тому +49

    Saying it's his age instead of his failing mind is a language sleight of hand.

    • @jusjukinallen8845
      @jusjukinallen8845 2 місяці тому

      Exactly. Bill may call some things out but he still kisses the democrats asses. He needs to call them all out more but he won’t.

    • @Durzo1259
      @Durzo1259 2 місяці тому

      Bill has complete and utter TDS. Nothing in this world can make him criticize Biden because orange man bad. It's pathetic.

    • @robertclark972
      @robertclark972 2 місяці тому +2

      In comparison-- Mr. tRump is rapidly falling to Alzheimer's disease.

    • @Durzo1259
      @Durzo1259 2 місяці тому +1

      Wow, there were 6 or 7 comments here, including mine, all deleted. There's no free speech left on this platform.

    • @jusjukinallen8845
      @jusjukinallen8845 2 місяці тому +2

      @@Durzo1259 you are exactly right on that. But wonder why we don’t believe a word they are saying? Because they only allow the lies and not the truth. It’s not his age, it’s his dementia and we all know he has it.

  • @NevadaBoss
    @NevadaBoss 2 місяці тому +19

    And there's absolutely no hypocrisy or irony about a 68yr old comic who dates women in their 20s doing a bit about a president who is 'old'. No. Really. There isn't.

  • @vinumcopia9850
    @vinumcopia9850 2 місяці тому +2

    Ronald Regan: "I am not going to exploit, for political purposes, my opponent's youth and inexperience".

  • @adii_reis
    @adii_reis 2 місяці тому +1

    WALKER ONE, AHAHAHAHA
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @frogneckmen857
    @frogneckmen857 2 місяці тому +3

    I'm voting for Joe even if he comes out on the white house lawn in his underwear.

  • @alessioraccagni3753
    @alessioraccagni3753 2 місяці тому +13

    Everybody's acting like Trump is young...
    I'm not american, but if I have to choose between 2 old men, I would prefer the one sane enough to let other people around him do the job. We all know Trump will surround himself of yesman.
    Oh, and also Biden never tried to steal an election and start a coup.
    That should be enough, but evidently it's not an issue....

    • @ArkanceloAutore
      @ArkanceloAutore 2 місяці тому

      I see you're not american but the american mainstream propaganda seeped through your empty skull.

    • @fotter9567
      @fotter9567 2 місяці тому

      They are BOTH unfit. Why is it so hard to make this statement. The question people should be asking is what is wrong with our electoral system that election after election we have to choose the lesser evil?

  • @MrJsbach123
    @MrJsbach123 2 місяці тому +1

    Lol!!🤣🤣🤣🤣horse feathers!!!

  • @assurdo8888
    @assurdo8888 2 місяці тому

    🤣🤣🤣You made me gift of a good laughter after some pretty f'd up days . . .

  • @gloriaa2817
    @gloriaa2817 2 місяці тому +32

    For the 700th time, it’s not his age that’s an issue. It’s the fact he can’t complete his train of thought. It’s the fact he views the world as if it’s 1984 instead of 2024. I couldn’t care less if he’s 81 or 91. People age at different rates. But Democrats trying to gaslight everyone into thinking he’s still as mentally sharp as he once was is never going to work.

    • @bethanygagas7532
      @bethanygagas7532 2 місяці тому +2

      True, but what is the alternative?

    • @kty3727
      @kty3727 2 місяці тому +3

      ​@@bethanygagas7532The thing is, many people have grown tired of this "lesser of two evils" argument. This is now like the 4th or 5th time they are pulling out this card. People might respond to it and hold their noses the first or second time. But the 4th or 5th time? Not hard to imagine that some people would get crying wolf vibes from the Dems.

    • @jonrolfson1686
      @jonrolfson1686 2 місяці тому

      Biden used up his entire quota of ‘sharp’ to retain, for decades, his seat as the Senator from the Great State of Credit Card.

    • @ronblack7870
      @ronblack7870 2 місяці тому

      well i view putin and russia as a far bigger threat than the ussr ever was. idiots disagree . so it's not 1984 with the cold war it is actual war . and israel is a distraction. the palestinians are another creation of KGB to Ef with the west.

    • @cherylkennedy518
      @cherylkennedy518 2 місяці тому +6

      @@bethanygagas7532 Trump thinking he is married to a woman named Mercedes and paying appeals bonds with campaign funds.....

  • @mr.d7776
    @mr.d7776 2 місяці тому +1

    Hilarious!!! lol

  • @robkoch8730
    @robkoch8730 2 місяці тому +1

    Lean in like you're eating soup 😂

  • @donnafloyd23
    @donnafloyd23 2 місяці тому +38

    why isn't old man trumps age brought up?

    • @Matthoole1
      @Matthoole1 2 місяці тому +7

      Bc Trump is a badass.

    • @robertclark972
      @robertclark972 2 місяці тому +6

      I'll bring up his DEMENTIA ,caused by ALZHEIMER'S DISEASE.
      The 3yrs. difference in age is negligible !

    • @jmh4375
      @jmh4375 2 місяці тому

      @@Matthoole1 You mean jackass.

    • @domburton
      @domburton 2 місяці тому +5

      Because he's lucid.

    • @Gar96229
      @Gar96229 2 місяці тому +1

      Because Trump isn’t being criticised for his age

  • @susanm9124
    @susanm9124 2 місяці тому +10

    The issue is not "about his age." It is about Biden's cognitive state.

    • @GDavis49
      @GDavis49 2 місяці тому +2

      Bingo!

    • @johnhallsr.7922
      @johnhallsr.7922 2 місяці тому +3

      Shouldn't that also apply to FAT Donny also

  • @ADAMSIXTIES
    @ADAMSIXTIES 2 місяці тому +1

    1:30 Bill forgot Elizabeth Warren: "Think I'm gonna get me a beer"

  • @irishsaturday7577
    @irishsaturday7577 2 місяці тому +2

    Nothing like having your main plant go "Oooooh!" Every time a mediocre joke is cracked.

  • @davidwood351
    @davidwood351 2 місяці тому +14

    still, he’s hands down a better human being than that orange monster.

  • @gpwede9855
    @gpwede9855 2 місяці тому +57

    I have agree with you 100% don't try to pretend you're not old don't try to pretend you can't remember
    Just tell people I am the leader of the United States in a hired a bunch of great people that work for United States below me
    You're not voting for me You're voting for my entire team that has done tremendous things in the last 3 years more so than any other president in a century
    So get off the I'm not old hang up
    You are old kind of like the Ayatollah Khomeini Just focus on your great team you got below you that if you lose this great team one of the best in the history will be gone as well

    • @FatherOBlivion
      @FatherOBlivion 2 місяці тому +1

      Listen, Jack! Trunalimunumaprzure!

    • @swapshots4427
      @swapshots4427 2 місяці тому +8

      I been saying the same.
      It's an Adimistration, not just a man, running the country.
      And Joe has the required experience and civility to lead it.

    • @davidberan9612
      @davidberan9612 2 місяці тому

      You are absolutely right, but it also worries me. In his pursuit of young voters Biden has given in to the progressive, extreme left of his party. And they will gain more influence in his second term exactly for the reason you outlined. And we all know it's not good, as Bill proves every week or so.

    • @gpwede9855
      @gpwede9855 2 місяці тому +2

      @@swapshots4427 And that needs to be in his message every time he speaks
      Another great example is some of the sports franchises owners are old and forgetful as well but they hired a great head coach and staff that gets them to the Super Bowl or World Series. And what about that head coach of Duke men's basketball He worked for the Dean of the University who was the leader of the university not the coach.
      I beg Biden to promote his team to the voters and introduce them for America to see and explain what each one does

    • @davecoutts7024
      @davecoutts7024 2 місяці тому

      That old corrupt vegetable only has groomers, freaks and traitors working for him.
      Trump will win for the third time.
      They will try and cheat again but it’s going to be so obvious. Sorry Biden and his boss the Kenyan are done and they know it.

  • @jamesturner2126
    @jamesturner2126 2 місяці тому +1

    DID YOU SEE THE SEAL ON THE WALKER? ☠️☠️☠️☠️ omfg I 💙✊🏿this show.

  • @rael5469
    @rael5469 2 місяці тому +1

    I just noticed that the emblem on "Walker One" is the American Eagle .....on a walker.

  • @valleyshrew
    @valleyshrew 2 місяці тому +11

    Except McCain was 10 years younger and was still mentally sharp, so when he joked about his age it was funny. If Biden draws any extra attention to it, it can only hurt him.

    • @jasoncraig2281
      @jasoncraig2281 2 місяці тому +3

      …cuz we won’t notice otherwise?

    • @einundsiebenziger5488
      @einundsiebenziger5488 2 місяці тому

      JMC was six years older than JB, not "10 years younger". And JMC might have been sharp in some matters, but he was absolutely clueless in terms of international policies. His only idea about world peace was to station US troops everywhere.

  • @dariog36th
    @dariog36th 2 місяці тому +3

    Bill is right. The most consistent voters are seniors. Those are your people Joe. Embrace your golden years.

  • @6224marco
    @6224marco 2 місяці тому +1

    Walker one!!! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @FoodNerds
    @FoodNerds 2 місяці тому +33

    I’d rather have Pres. Gramp who won’t try to overthrow an election 🗳️ because his ego is assaulted- Trump!

    • @modickens1272
      @modickens1272 2 місяці тому

      Right, you'd rather they steal it outright, from cemetery votes and mail in ballots

    • @RM-jb2bv
      @RM-jb2bv 2 місяці тому

      You would rather have the guy whose organization stole the election than the guy who noticed the election was stolen? You’re really smart. You’re a great American!

    • @briansimerl4014
      @briansimerl4014 2 місяці тому

      Election was rigged.

    • @thedecider1984
      @thedecider1984 2 місяці тому

      Biden is an unlikeable idiot

  • @Davi237f
    @Davi237f 2 місяці тому +17

    All this people saying "there should be an age limit" forget that it was the PEOPLE who chose Biden over a dozen younger candidates in the primaries.

    • @jlev1028
      @jlev1028 2 місяці тому +4

      I didn't. I wanted Amy Klobuchar.

    • @bethanygagas7532
      @bethanygagas7532 2 місяці тому +1

      I wanted Elizabeth Warren; former teacher like me, vehemently disagrees with Citizens United & supported policies that benefit the middle class.

    • @curtraso
      @curtraso 2 місяці тому +4

      They made sure they picked the one they could control the most. It’s really sad.

    • @backpain100
      @backpain100 2 місяці тому +1

      ​@@jlev1028"People" means a majority of them. Not my choice either, but alas, that's how voting works.

    • @ronblack7870
      @ronblack7870 2 місяці тому

      @@bethanygagas7532 good you didn't get your choice.

  • @twulff7060
    @twulff7060 2 місяці тому +46

    After Biden was on Late Night with Seth Meyers, he should come on your show too.

    • @brentwaits954
      @brentwaits954 2 місяці тому +5

      He embarrassed himself and it was a skit that he couldn't remember. The whole " that's classified " thing his staff made him say was cringe

    • @rosierosebud7361
      @rosierosebud7361 2 місяці тому +2

      @@brentwaits954 i didnt watch the entire episode but saw joes part... was way past cringe and then with those stupid aviator glasses and dark brandon.. wonder how big his teleprompter was and how many takes happened

    • @twulff7060
      @twulff7060 2 місяці тому +4

      @@brentwaits954 Oh, bless your heart, I am so sorry you feel that way!
      …but unlike the cult around that Jack O’Lantern of stupidity not everyone is on that low of an intellectual level and they fully understand what sarcasm is. You see, it takes a self-confident and humorous person who can laugh at themselves instead of just putting others down to compensate his own shortcomings, failures, and the fact that he is are a loser.

    • @jefflebowski918
      @jefflebowski918 2 місяці тому

      @@twulff7060 Biden is senile, accept it.

    • @David-wc5zl
      @David-wc5zl 2 місяці тому

      Maher is a secret Conservative, why would he do that?

  • @MatteoRuberto
    @MatteoRuberto 2 місяці тому +4

    Mr Magoo making a full piece about age? Comedic genius

  • @LeGrandColbert
    @LeGrandColbert 2 місяці тому +1

    LOL that last line.

  • @taylorlibby7642
    @taylorlibby7642 2 місяці тому +48

    The problem isn't age, I know plenty of 80 year olds who are alert and active, it's the obvious mental decline and blatant signs of encroaching dementia. Pretending that it isn't happening isn't going to make it go away.

    • @Dan16673
      @Dan16673 2 місяці тому +4

      Yup

    • @RM-jb2bv
      @RM-jb2bv 2 місяці тому +5

      The shuffling, the vacant expression, inability to finish a thought, mood swings, ice cream cravings and failed memory = dementia.

    • @mlamarana
      @mlamarana 2 місяці тому

      EXACTLY!! They are trying to gaslight us into not seeing that and it’s right there in front of us. 🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️

    • @MrMgakaf
      @MrMgakaf 2 місяці тому

      And still a better choice than trump​@@RM-jb2bv

    • @bethanygagas7532
      @bethanygagas7532 2 місяці тому +7

      What is the solution? Trump?

  • @carlogelato7588
    @carlogelato7588 2 місяці тому +10

    It's not the age, it's the mental deterioration

  • @altonhumes5782
    @altonhumes5782 2 місяці тому +1

    Ah, but if it was about anything else, this wouldn't be a NEVER-ENDING, HEARTBREAKING, DAMNED CONVERSATION!!!!
    WE STAND WITH JOE!!! AWAY WITH THAT ORANGE!!!
    #RealTime #WeGottaStand!!!
    #WereWithJoe!!!

  • @krisscanlon4051
    @krisscanlon4051 2 місяці тому +1

    Madame Web...radio 😂

  • @chuckkelly9062
    @chuckkelly9062 2 місяці тому +51

    At least Joe Biden hasn't sold his soul to the devil

    • @SaydeeEnward4500
      @SaydeeEnward4500 2 місяці тому +13

      What the guy spending hundreds of billions on weapons

    • @ForeverMe543
      @ForeverMe543 2 місяці тому

      Disagree
      The devil loves pronouns remember?

    • @ddbauer
      @ddbauer 2 місяці тому +2

      😂

    • @pattytheseeker8902
      @pattytheseeker8902 2 місяці тому +6

      Orange Blubber is one of Satan's favorite demons!

    • @SaydeeEnward4500
      @SaydeeEnward4500 2 місяці тому +6

      @@pattytheseeker8902 I hope you're seeing someone for your TDS

  • @KJ-qc3qd
    @KJ-qc3qd 2 місяці тому +5

    It’s not that he’s old his brain is gone.

  • @profjohnston
    @profjohnston 2 місяці тому +2

    Very smart!

  • @BuddhaAfterDark
    @BuddhaAfterDark 2 місяці тому +1

    Old man Maher for president! :)

  • @jenmontoyarealtor
    @jenmontoyarealtor 2 місяці тому +1

    Omg this is hilarious

  • @gregdvorkin
    @gregdvorkin 2 місяці тому +1

    "The Matlock crowd" - is a good one...

  • @beamanact
    @beamanact 2 місяці тому +1

    "Walker One" LOL!!

  • @ralfjritter
    @ralfjritter 2 місяці тому +1

    Lol, that is the funniest monolog ever. Does he refer to former Sen. Feinstein (D-CA) ?

  • @ramonrendon2061
    @ramonrendon2061 2 місяці тому +1

    Bill will NEVER allow TIM POOLon his show. You want details about everything taking place, Tim knows too much.

  • @lilblondiebear
    @lilblondiebear 2 місяці тому +1

    Literally anything to keep "Big Bad Orange Man" out of office 🙄

    • @magictrading8903
      @magictrading8903 2 місяці тому

      At least no mean tweets. Just have 3 wars, 30% inflation since this loser took office and an arguable recession. But other than that we have the most diverse morons we could find in crony positions

  • @Ahmedkhan8802
    @Ahmedkhan8802 2 місяці тому +3

    Bill - try to keep it moving along. There is no need to wait until the very last person in the audience has finished laughing or clapping before continuing the monologue.

  • @sussekind9717
    @sussekind9717 2 місяці тому +2

    Good practice, Bill, that will be you in a decade.😂

  • @ilduce5874
    @ilduce5874 2 місяці тому

    We could try to get them to see if they can light farts 😂

  • @w.scottparkeriii8508
    @w.scottparkeriii8508 2 місяці тому +1

    Exactly Bill.

  • @ralfjritter
    @ralfjritter 2 місяці тому +2

    Bill has many relevant concerns. This particular monolog strikes me as irredeemably funny and relatable. I'm clearly a part of the target market

  • @rabbitholegirl1
    @rabbitholegirl1 2 місяці тому +1

    This is hilarious

  • @Ms_Nightshade
    @Ms_Nightshade Місяць тому

    KNOW YOUR DEMOGRAPHIC; a truer trilogy of words is rarely spoken.

  • @betsymoore1712
    @betsymoore1712 2 місяці тому +1

    Totally agree.