KFC's NEW Saucy Nuggets Review!

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  • @TheReportOfTheWeek
    @TheReportOfTheWeek  2 місяці тому +155

    Please consider supporting my radio shows, podcast and UA-cam Channels at: patreon.com/thereportoftheweek On Patreon you can access exclusive content, like my radio shows, anytime you want!

    • @devilchilde8957
      @devilchilde8957 2 місяці тому +2

      You seemed to enjoy the last one more,I've never been disappointed with the KFC where I live,love KFC

    • @mcfishyfirst253
      @mcfishyfirst253 2 місяці тому +1

      KFC kluck fluff cluck

    • @marcblock7581
      @marcblock7581 2 місяці тому +1

      The Colonel would be upset how the food has changed through out the years.

    • @marcblock7581
      @marcblock7581 2 місяці тому

      Nice job

    • @rockyjohnson9243
      @rockyjohnson9243 2 місяці тому +4

      So Basically just order the regular ones with out sauce and take them home and apply your fav ones :)

  • @ActuallyNotARobot
    @ActuallyNotARobot 2 місяці тому +1375

    Fast food industry, please stop torturing this gentleman 😭

    • @Brandon-qd2lb
      @Brandon-qd2lb 2 місяці тому +18

      That’s why you need to quit eating it and go somewhere healthier

    • @cluhbtrash
      @cluhbtrash 2 місяці тому +48

      @@Brandon-qd2lbboo!! tomato tomato

    • @raygoble274
      @raygoble274 2 місяці тому +34

      Those monsters draw strength from his endless disappointment.

    • @daskamu
      @daskamu 2 місяці тому +4

      @@raygoble274😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @wrenbyrd1093
      @wrenbyrd1093 2 місяці тому +7

      @@Brandon-qd2lbOr make some food. I make a delicious hamburger and grilled ham and cheese sandwich at home. It’s not hard. I want to learn more things to make. I make omelets too.

  • @XxXmkwdlyphXxXx
    @XxXmkwdlyphXxXx 2 місяці тому +735

    My disappointment is crushing, and my day is flattened.

  • @OnAirVoice
    @OnAirVoice 2 місяці тому +870

    Crushing Disappointment should be printed on the KFC bags.

    • @zebruh2794
      @zebruh2794 2 місяці тому +12

      KFC From UK yes, it’s a crushing disappointment

    • @archangelrapheal5231
      @archangelrapheal5231 2 місяці тому +20

      It's Finger licking Disappointment

    • @sojmike4761
      @sojmike4761 2 місяці тому +22

      KFC hasn't been the same for twenty plus years imo..their actual chicken buckets were good.. not greasy, skin didn't come off in one bite and tasted better..

    • @stepheninva
      @stepheninva 2 місяці тому +4

      No doubt6. We had KFC last night and the chicken was seriously greasy, the biscuits were so dry they were crunchy, and they gave us the wrong side. Luckily the mashed potato's and gravy and cole slaw still are decent.

    • @tony23807
      @tony23807 2 місяці тому +3

      kfc in thailand is the best but they use a different recipe

  • @Haikal-7h1eu
    @Haikal-7h1eu 2 місяці тому +504

    Reviewbrah might just be the most genuine youtuber in the world, once a youtuber gets big, you can usually sense this "fake persona" that they're putting in, but not Reviewbrah, he's just unironically being himself and that's what I love about him.

    • @BraydenBunch58
      @BraydenBunch58 2 місяці тому +68

      He’s been that way since around his channel started. The only thing that’s changed is where he’s at, And the picture quality.

    • @traincore1955
      @traincore1955 2 місяці тому

      You can't fake genuine autism

    • @zoebella314
      @zoebella314 2 місяці тому +14

      Well of course, but he's so lovable lol

    • @asherlacy
      @asherlacy 2 місяці тому +11

      Idk he kinda seems like he’s playing a funny character. He’s a little bit of a strange guy lol

    • @Haikal-7h1eu
      @Haikal-7h1eu 2 місяці тому +12

      @@asherlacy yeah he seems peculiar indeed, but he also seems genuine, so He's just a genuinely a weird guy, or I wouldn't word it that way, he's more like "eccentric" or unique. I mean, when did you ever see a 1950s American Radio Broadcaster reviewing modern american fast food?

  • @xgnfoxtrot
    @xgnfoxtrot 2 місяці тому +181

    Won't lie to ya, at first I only watched because I thought you were weird and it was funny. Now I just watch because you give straight forward reviews that aren't sugar coated

    • @BarbaraBylow
      @BarbaraBylow 2 місяці тому +33

      Right! He draws you in with the dapperiness and cashes in on the honest reviews.
      I picture him as the long lost relative of Niles and Fraiser Krane. 😂 However, his brutal honesty would have Niles in hysterics.

    • @oldschoolfunkster1
      @oldschoolfunkster1 2 місяці тому +14

      ​@@BarbaraBylow... Lol. Good reference! Plus his voice is one-of-a-kind. Once you hear him, even with your eyes closed, you can tell who it is.

    • @mightymorphingmemory6178
      @mightymorphingmemory6178 2 місяці тому +7

      ​@user-gd4ku5se8h Niles, Frasier I recently bought this fascinating KFC meal would you like to partake?
      Frasier: I can feel my arteries clogging as you spoke just now
      Niles: How dare you! *hyperventilating*
      Frasier: Oh he is a simple sibling and we must accept him! Even with... the greasy and unacceptable substances he calls sustenance
      Review Brah: I just made 50k off my last YT video!
      Frasier and Niles rushes to the chardonnay

    • @barryfinkle1755
      @barryfinkle1755 2 місяці тому

      He just autistic. That's not an insult. It's why he's cool.

  • @dcdanger6151
    @dcdanger6151 2 місяці тому +47

    The only time I have ever heard of a chicken nugget be described as languishing. That folks is what keeps me coming back.

    • @Jeanie1107
      @Jeanie1107 2 місяці тому +6

      That's what attracted me in the first place. It's so nice to listen to someone who knows how to speak.

  • @thomasgiles2876
    @thomasgiles2876 2 місяці тому +302

    "It was so bad... I dont even want to go there..." I cant tell if he was refraining from insulting them or going all in on insulting them.

    • @LegacyLost
      @LegacyLost 2 місяці тому +10

      The KFC from the town he was from closes at 8pm cause it's so bad there I go there every month across the street for a meeting and that place really is bad

    • @dillarddillard-p4e
      @dillarddillard-p4e 2 місяці тому +10

      He said the nuggets were good ,9.5 out of 10, but the SAUCE ruined them. Get them without the awful sauce and they are great.

    • @mason069
      @mason069 2 місяці тому +2

      ​@@LegacyLost the KFC on my town also closes at 8, which is probably the earliest a y of them close. I don't go there because it's really expensive and they somehow messed my order up every single time I went there, which were like 5 completely different times over the span of 3 years or so. Never going back again. I've become a certified KFC hater.

    • @infinidominion
      @infinidominion 2 місяці тому

      The KFC over here has had what looks like stereotypical rodent holes in the cabinets behind the counters since the 90's

    • @darksu6947
      @darksu6947 2 місяці тому

      ​@@infinidominionRat poop adds protein and a nice spicy finish! 😂

  • @Obiterarbiter
    @Obiterarbiter 2 місяці тому +229

    I have never heard someone describe chicken nuggets as "Languishing". I love it.

    • @dillarddillard-p4e
      @dillarddillard-p4e 2 місяці тому +9

      Languishing in the terrible sauce. No sauce and they would be great!

  • @ImaDogTrainer
    @ImaDogTrainer 2 місяці тому +44

    One thing that always impresses me about RVB, is that he usually gives everything a fair shot. He will try more than one bite and you can just hear the gears turning in his head as he analyzes the product.

  • @brtltbgcty
    @brtltbgcty 2 місяці тому +193

    For the record if the Colonel walked in to my local KFC he would stroke out.

    • @mandolinman2006
      @mandolinman2006 2 місяці тому +38

      He literally sued them successfully for tarnishing the brand and reputation after he sold it. I'm pretty sure the quality was better.

    • @johnchandler1687
      @johnchandler1687 2 місяці тому +3

      @@brtltbgcty Like Moses with a pork chop on his plate. 😆 🤣 😂

    • @WyattRyeSway
      @WyattRyeSway 2 місяці тому +4

      He wud prolly shoot em. He did that once when he first went into business

    • @jt-ce7vo
      @jt-ce7vo 2 місяці тому +1

      He drove around and stopped at all the KFC's. He would walk in , head straight for the kitchen and taste the Gravy. If it wasn't right he would show them how to cook his food.

    • @serialfrost1
      @serialfrost1 Місяць тому

      Who up stroking they colonel rn

  • @slangneck6837
    @slangneck6837 2 місяці тому +125

    Will they ever stop disappointing this dapper man?

  • @UndrAttack
    @UndrAttack 2 місяці тому +127

    The last time I even thought to bother with KFC is when they were running a promo for Diablo 4 in game items. I ate it while my game was installing. My disappointment was immeasurable and my day was ruined for 2 completely different reasons that day.

  • @AlbPerNil
    @AlbPerNil 2 місяці тому +316

    I can’t believe that KFC made our king himself disappointed.. :(

    • @gman2015z
      @gman2015z 2 місяці тому +6

      Happens all the time with fast food wat u mean 😂

    • @BraydenBunch58
      @BraydenBunch58 2 місяці тому +4

      It’s such a shame how our lord is angry! >:(

    • @luarsonalob84
      @luarsonalob84 2 місяці тому

      Smh idiots

    • @SillySausage-mq3so
      @SillySausage-mq3so 2 місяці тому +6

      Yes the albino rat king is so disappointed :(

    • @devilchilde8957
      @devilchilde8957 2 місяці тому +2

      I live KFC where I live.

  • @FavoriteVillian
    @FavoriteVillian 2 місяці тому +106

    Dissapointing is about 80% of what this world has to offer

    • @FiveGuysFan0604
      @FiveGuysFan0604 2 місяці тому +3

      Dang, who hurt you my brother? 😔

    • @Mattened
      @Mattened 2 місяці тому

      maybe it's just you. I'm having a great time

    • @erikkibler3466
      @erikkibler3466 2 місяці тому

      All about perspective

    • @KevinReilly-z7u
      @KevinReilly-z7u Місяць тому

      80% might be too generous😂

    • @loudsilence377
      @loudsilence377 Місяць тому

      A solid 75 would be more accurate. And about half of that is largely subjective and dependent on one's circumstances in life.

  • @RileysRocknRacinEnjoynLifeDad
    @RileysRocknRacinEnjoynLifeDad 2 місяці тому +14

    ReviewBrah, I stumbled upon your posts accidentally. I was drawn to the reviews and can't stop watching. I love your tone, vocabulary, classic formal wear, and honesty. We need to bring "suiting up" a thing again. I will never understand the cruelty some commentors show to you simply because you're true to yourself and they think you fall outside their so-called "norm". I think you're awesome. Please don't stop doing these reviews. I don't eat fast food, and your reviews generally confirm there's no need to revisit that decision. However, I am guilty of wanting to try a couple items just from your review. 🤙✌️❤️🤘🤙
    Gimme an order of saucy nuggets- no sauce! Righteous, ReviewBrah!!!

  • @andrewfurst5711
    @andrewfurst5711 2 місяці тому +45

    "I pity the nuggets". The Colonel must be spinning in his grave like a rotisserie chicken.

  • @suzuranrose2022
    @suzuranrose2022 2 місяці тому +11

    The best part of fast food is getting to watch this gentleman share his views on new releases. Its too expensive to try anything new lately so its wonderful to have someone trustworthy willing to take one for the team and share the truth about new items.

  • @jamesrauff
    @jamesrauff 2 місяці тому +42

    Reviewbrah goes Shania Twain right out the gate “ that don’t impress me much “💁🏻‍♀️

  • @KevinImposter
    @KevinImposter 2 місяці тому +19

    I just want this man to be happy

  • @babosamagia
    @babosamagia 2 місяці тому +10

    The way you instantly brighten our days.

  • @dr.decker911
    @dr.decker911 2 місяці тому +185

    Getting rid of the Nashville Hot tenders made me stop going to KFC.

    • @lloydbonifide
      @lloydbonifide 2 місяці тому +58

      it was them changing the potato wedges to fries that made me stop!

    • @echo5827
      @echo5827 2 місяці тому +20

      They also took away decent quality chicken at the same time just to double fuck us

    • @BraydenBunch58
      @BraydenBunch58 2 місяці тому +5

      They’re pretty much changing the *entire* menu

    • @justinb2824
      @justinb2824 2 місяці тому +9

      @@lloydbonifide KFC in Canada is dreadful. Not edible. No biscuits, no mashed potatoes. Forget it.

    • @dr.decker911
      @dr.decker911 2 місяці тому +7

      @@lloydbonifide that just made me very sad.

  • @lindatheheathen
    @lindatheheathen 2 місяці тому +11

    4:11 Languishing is exactly what they're doing

  • @TheCraftgod
    @TheCraftgod 2 місяці тому +14

    May I say, your choice of tie looks amazing today

  • @gladdersdon
    @gladdersdon 2 місяці тому +73

    KFC about to schedule an emergency board meeting about their bankruptcy filing after this review just dropped!

  • @roxdegabba
    @roxdegabba 2 місяці тому +10

    I always enjoy watching Reviewbrah. Wonderful reviews, detailed, informative, polite, but also to the point, no monkeying around and giggling. Absolutely great.

  • @MordentMordant
    @MordentMordant 2 місяці тому +28

    Was holding my breath for a response and then "I'm not impressed" I knew it was coming but I wasn't sure it would be so soon.

  • @robertdrenten8040
    @robertdrenten8040 2 місяці тому +94

    Brutal honesty in a double-breasted vest.

    • @pantheonvideo
      @pantheonvideo 2 місяці тому +6

      A great phrase but a very hard phrase for me to say out loud.

    • @chrishookins9780
      @chrishookins9780 2 місяці тому +7

      Triple breasted. Like Total recall.

    • @pantheonvideo
      @pantheonvideo 2 місяці тому

      @@chrishookins9780 KFC's double down, but I'm triple down.

  • @arno7804
    @arno7804 2 місяці тому +182

    If this gentleman says it’s bad, it is.

    • @Glimbosgold69
      @Glimbosgold69 2 місяці тому +11

      I take this mans word as gospel

    • @TheAbandonedAccount7
      @TheAbandonedAccount7 2 місяці тому +7

      One time I bought a fast food item without reviewbrah reviewing it, and it was awful. I wish he had tried it to let me know just how terrible it was. At the same time, I'm glad he didn't have to suffer through that. Garlic fries from wendys

    • @arno7804
      @arno7804 2 місяці тому

      @@Glimbosgold69 Just the truth.

    • @arno7804
      @arno7804 2 місяці тому

      @@TheAbandonedAccount7He is also the cameraman, never dies!😀

  • @kenmore01
    @kenmore01 2 місяці тому +24

    I understand the marketing angle, but I always prefer nuggets with sauce on the side. I go into it not knowing if I'll like a certain sauce, and if I don't (maybe its too hot or just not that tasty), or maybe I don't want the mess of handling nuggets covered in sauce, or maybe I feel like absolutely dousing them in sauce, I want the control. Buying them pre-sauced just doesnt make sense to me.

    • @mintjulius275
      @mintjulius275 2 місяці тому +4

      It's gotta be penny pinching. They figure they get away with less sauce than giving you sauce on the side. Just more corpo price gouging

  • @lpotts75
    @lpotts75 2 місяці тому +8

    The way he threw that bag down though. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Preagrandis
    @Preagrandis 2 місяці тому +3

    Sir, I just wanted to say I really respect how you stay true to yourself in everything you do. There's something refreshing about the calm and thoughtful way you approach things, and it's clear you're doing it because it's genuinely you. Keep doing what you do-it's a nice change of pace in a noisy world. be kind and true to yourself for that is what matters

  • @cltimbes
    @cltimbes 2 місяці тому +8

    You have the most unique and entertaining food reviews on the internet! Thanks for all the hard work! AMAZING!

  • @LilianaMcleod-pj9jw
    @LilianaMcleod-pj9jw 2 місяці тому +59

    Your videos always make my day better!

  • @tybick12
    @tybick12 2 місяці тому +12

    Pen holding review is goated

  • @mike-ms1jm
    @mike-ms1jm 2 місяці тому +8

    That's has to be the most inviting intro I've heard. Makes me want to watch the videos every time I click on one.

  • @Yeti_the_kat
    @Yeti_the_kat 2 місяці тому +3

    I just love your personality and style .. thank you

  • @DevinKeptGoing
    @DevinKeptGoing 2 місяці тому +40

    Someone give this man a tasty ribeye steak

  • @AntheanCeilliers
    @AntheanCeilliers 2 місяці тому +116

    KFC stocks plummeting from the title alone.

    • @ChrisMFlorida
      @ChrisMFlorida 2 місяці тому +2

      Actually it's up 1.45% today.

    • @polaroid504
      @polaroid504 2 місяці тому +2

      you know its over when reviewbrah gives your fast food product a bad review

    • @relicdad88
      @relicdad88 2 місяці тому +1

      ​@@polaroid504trust me bud its not unfortunately I work there its way 2 busy 4 the amount of ppl we are allowed 2 have on a shift its only gonna get busier prolly. The problem is corporate is tryin 2 come out wit all dis outlandish crap 2 compete with other places when they jus need 2 stick 2 the basics which they won't lol we do surveys bout every 6onths or so and I put same thing each time on there and it nvr changes been there almost 15 yrs now idk bout big cities hows that kfc doing but in a small town I can assure u they make plenty of our hard work.

  • @krangus2776
    @krangus2776 2 місяці тому +34

    His disappointment is vast, though I hope his day is not ruined.

  • @michaelramirez8694
    @michaelramirez8694 2 місяці тому +35

    The Mr. T of food reviewers, "I pity the nuggets"😂😂😂

  • @Scott_Clam
    @Scott_Clam 2 місяці тому +14

    Languishing in an Orang Hue is a great band name.

  • @Jamal_Switherz
    @Jamal_Switherz 2 місяці тому +6

    Reviewbrah has the only reviews I trust anytime I hear about something new I come here, great video!

  • @DT-diztortion
    @DT-diztortion 2 місяці тому +52

    Anyone watching the channel from the beginning has essentially grew up with this young man. He has been doing this for over a decade, crazy.

    • @loveadumb
      @loveadumb 2 місяці тому +5

      he's a pioneer and an icon.

    • @p2p2p2p2p2p
      @p2p2p2p2p2p 2 місяці тому +4

      he is a king

    • @Alex-l1j7y
      @Alex-l1j7y 2 місяці тому +2

      Thinking he’s a vampire and doesn’t age

    • @ennuiblue4295
      @ennuiblue4295 2 місяці тому +2

      ​@@Alex-l1j7y he does only go out at night 🧛‍♂️ imagine seeing a man in a three piece suit out on his 3AM walk

    • @RavenSnore
      @RavenSnore 2 місяці тому +2

      and those of us who were already grown when he started, so we essentially watched him grow up. and its been awesome. :D :D

  • @derek2297
    @derek2297 2 місяці тому +6

    "I pity the poor nuggets" was so funny to me. Thank you for your honest reviews reviewbrah

  • @PumpKPlayz
    @PumpKPlayz 2 місяці тому +10

    3:27 the way reviewbruh shove that paper out of the way, he is already disappointed without even tasting the food

  • @theboz8161
    @theboz8161 2 місяці тому +10

    They were doused with disappointment.

  • @mercury71822
    @mercury71822 2 місяці тому +8

    I love how he just flings the bag on the ground 😆. I actually do that myself.

  • @soulbasedliving
    @soulbasedliving 2 місяці тому +14

    "I pity the poor nuggets" - Reviewbrah

  • @joshuawhittemore2723
    @joshuawhittemore2723 2 місяці тому +1

    Plz don't stop doing these reviews, they are so helpful and u seem really cool

  • @briansamuel5846
    @briansamuel5846 2 місяці тому +8

    Youre welcome for checking in

  • @theboiledcabbage
    @theboiledcabbage 2 місяці тому +15

    Lord Reviewbrah has spoken
    KFC is no more

  • @crisprtalk6963
    @crisprtalk6963 2 місяці тому +8

    You never want to disappoint the king! Unsettling.

  • @mca081983
    @mca081983 2 місяці тому +3

    Bro keep the good work!!
    I like how honest reviews you do

  • @patriciusvunkempen102
    @patriciusvunkempen102 2 місяці тому +7

    very nice shirt sir, i like the larger cut sleeves

  • @leonfisher
    @leonfisher 2 місяці тому +4

    Oh! The look of suffering and hesitation when considering the second bite, priceless.

  • @jill7327
    @jill7327 2 місяці тому +2

    I always love your reviews!!!❤

  • @cmonman85
    @cmonman85 2 місяці тому +29

    The fact that we get free food review videos on UA-cam by TheReportOfTheWeek is truly a gift. 👏👏👏

  • @hilaryjohnson8594
    @hilaryjohnson8594 2 місяці тому +2

    The "skqueee-pop" sound of the lid on the first taste test nuggets was my favorite part of the video. Aside from seeing the host of course.

  • @notquiteanonymous9365
    @notquiteanonymous9365 2 місяці тому +16

    I'm actually shocked that the nuggets had any chicken in them. The last few times I went to KFC, their nuggets were essentially breading bites.

  • @BrimCopper
    @BrimCopper 2 місяці тому +1

    I love you man :D So happy you're still around, love your videos

  • @muncgrl
    @muncgrl 2 місяці тому +8

    I never get any new fast food without checking Review Brah's opinion first.

  • @RedShirtDavid
    @RedShirtDavid 2 місяці тому +2

    You're truly this generation's Fred Rogers. Love everything you do. ❤️

  • @pennyc7064
    @pennyc7064 2 місяці тому +3

    Plain nuggets, definitely a better option...I appreciate your honest reviews Reviewbrah!😊

  • @human_kittenz
    @human_kittenz 2 місяці тому +2

    Love this guy. He's just himself and doesn't change for anybody

  • @deborahdea560
    @deborahdea560 2 місяці тому +5

    I don’t eat any fast food because he’s always right. When he did the review for Wendy’s saucy nuggets. I didn’t try the one he reviewed and was an idiot and tried the garlic Parmesan sauce well because I like that. They were disappointing. But I went back and got bbq ones that he did review and now I’m addicted, they are awesome. Which is exactly what he said. All hail reviewbrah I’ve never been disappointed. Watch it every week. Cant wait for his review each week.

  • @frankietorres6740
    @frankietorres6740 2 місяці тому +1

    Oh I was wondering about that. Thanks for trying it for us. Your channel is so fun to watch and very informative ❤

  • @hayyyroxxx8430
    @hayyyroxxx8430 2 місяці тому +7

    Around 5 minutes he doesn’t look impressed at all poor dude :( ❤

  • @REVINTOYSUPRA
    @REVINTOYSUPRA 2 місяці тому +1

    Thanks for your service reviewbrah

  • @charmainia1
    @charmainia1 2 місяці тому +19

    New subscriber here. You, my sir, are the Crispin Glover of YT. I'm thoroughly enjoying your personality and content.

  • @michhart4237
    @michhart4237 2 місяці тому +1

    I am late to the party as a new subscriber in uk, just found your videos and have binge watched. This particular KFC food would have gone in my trash, well done for sampling, being honest and just being you. ❤

  • @davidmartin3280
    @davidmartin3280 2 місяці тому +16

    They made the Colonel cry!!!

    • @seanmcwhirk405
      @seanmcwhirk405 2 місяці тому

      The Colonel is rolling over in his grave

  • @formerlymax
    @formerlymax 2 місяці тому +3

    i wish someone cared about me the way reviewbrah cares about nuggets

  • @jedicouncil66
    @jedicouncil66 2 місяці тому +8

    The Dark Side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities, some considered to be crushing disappointments. -Darth Reviewbrah

  • @roncox5512
    @roncox5512 2 місяці тому +21

    The SMELL of disappointment is what keeps me away from KFC

    • @BarbaraBylow
      @BarbaraBylow 2 місяці тому +3

      Ohhh. I feel that. I'm similar with Taco Bell. I don't know why l still keep ordering from there about twice a year except to keep hope alive. B*$+@®d§!

  • @lloydbonifide
    @lloydbonifide 2 місяці тому +8

    Reviewbrah, they should call YOU The Colonel for this review!!!

  • @kathleendonnelly6077
    @kathleendonnelly6077 2 місяці тому +1

    You bring class and discernment to your food review. Your decxriptiokn of the chipotle ranch sauce was riveting.

  • @jamesbael6255
    @jamesbael6255 2 місяці тому +16

    The premise of these is that you want sauce with your nuggets but youre too lazy to dip, and dont care about texture or contrast.

    • @mintjulius275
      @mintjulius275 2 місяці тому +1

      The premise is realistically price gouging

  • @geekstomper5562
    @geekstomper5562 2 місяці тому +15

    fast food has been letting me down for like 10 years maybe more.

  • @TheTraveler33
    @TheTraveler33 2 місяці тому +62

    He is too young to remember what KFC used to taste like. I remember when you could smell it from a mile away. The aroma itself was overwhelming. I can still taste it. It's a shadow of what it used to be. Now like EVERYTHING else, it has turned to crap. I almost never eat out anymore.

    • @jrs4ex
      @jrs4ex 2 місяці тому +9

      KFC sells a seasonal fire starter log. If you have a fireplace you can make your whole house smell like KFC for a week and your neighbors will wonder why the whole damn neighborhood smells like fried chicken.

    • @TheEricBooth
      @TheEricBooth 2 місяці тому +13

      Pizza Hut took the same path also. I remember it as excellent pizza. Now it's just crap.

    • @scottt7458
      @scottt7458 2 місяці тому +8

      ​@TheEricBooth right? It used to be so flavorful and now every bite just tastes like salt.

    • @DraphEnjoyer
      @DraphEnjoyer 2 місяці тому +6

      They changed the “original recipe” decades ago to cut costs. The original recipe still exists with the Colonels wife and they serve it at a resteraunt in kentucky

    • @cifazerojuju595
      @cifazerojuju595 2 місяці тому +9

      I certainly remember it... My father would buy it once a week and it was my favorite meal...also with the little bucket parfaits and when they gave parker house rolls instead of the horrible biscuits... Boy do I miss that chicken...

  • @bjenkins803
    @bjenkins803 2 місяці тому +31

    KFC needs to go back to basics. Keep it simple and make it like it was in the 80s and before.

    • @GlobalTossPot
      @GlobalTossPot 2 місяці тому +10

      Every fast food joint needs to. Part of the problem is all these places always wanting to come out with these “new” products that are either just straight out garbage or don’t work well. Fast food is all about the basics and it’s what people care more about. They fail to understand this. If someone wants something more and different; can just got out to a decent restaurant to get something of that nature.

    • @seanmcwhirk405
      @seanmcwhirk405 2 місяці тому +4

      The problem is that they want to cut labor and mass production has taken over what used to be done inside of the restaurant. It's shipped in pre-fab and the coleslaw that was chopped by hand, and the chicken that was marinated in the store, are shipped to the store done ahead of time, so the quality has been decimated

    • @bjenkins803
      @bjenkins803 2 місяці тому

      @seanmcwhirk405 Totally agree! Cost way too much too.

    • @mrobertson188
      @mrobertson188 2 місяці тому +2

      ​I don't even go to Taco Bell anymore
      When I was growing they had great inexpensive food

    • @Moon_Presence
      @Moon_Presence 2 місяці тому

      That would cost too much money for them. Sorry it will never happen

  • @krudmonger
    @krudmonger 2 місяці тому +10

    If I were wearing that vest, I guarantee I'd accidentally get sauce on it. I applaud your innate cleanliness, sir.

  • @MeatPits
    @MeatPits 2 місяці тому +59

    “They’re sort of languishing in there…” 😂❤

    • @bottlethrower1544
      @bottlethrower1544 2 місяці тому

      So depressing

    • @danegoodman9688
      @danegoodman9688 2 місяці тому +1

      I would unironically vote for this man if he was running for president

    • @erikkibler3466
      @erikkibler3466 2 місяці тому

      Not surprising seeing how people vote for the whack figures we are presented with,anyhow

  • @lad4694
    @lad4694 2 місяці тому +7

    You could literally feel the air get heavier after that first review, holy cruggets
    I should have held on to my seat for the last review... Plain nuggets 😢😢

  • @Breakdafunklooseforever
    @Breakdafunklooseforever 2 місяці тому +43

    How dare KFC disappoint this man. They should do 110% when he hits tge drive through. Such audacity!!

    • @j2323j
      @j2323j 2 місяці тому +4

      Facts

    • @justinb2824
      @justinb2824 2 місяці тому +2

      They cheaped out on the sauces which are probably made in China. Nothing the local franchise can do about that.

    • @jrs4ex
      @jrs4ex 2 місяці тому +4

      I picture him driving his grandmothers handed down mint condition early 00's Buick Park Avenue. But he likely ordered these on Uber eats or DoorDash

    • @HansBelphegor
      @HansBelphegor 2 місяці тому

      ​@@jrs4ex except it's probably an el Dorado

    • @danegoodman9688
      @danegoodman9688 2 місяці тому +1

      I’m pretty sure he gets everything delivered to him.

  • @Kurly005
    @Kurly005 2 місяці тому +1

    Totally Trust Your Opinion !!!! Thanks for your Honesty !!!!!! 👍🏼

  • @bananamanfrl
    @bananamanfrl 2 місяці тому +14

    Would you say your disappointment is, maybe, immeasurable, and your day is, one could say, ruined?

  • @VanLee-nf6tk
    @VanLee-nf6tk 2 місяці тому +22

    Crushing? This might be a new bar of a disaster in the making

  • @wallbanger6248
    @wallbanger6248 2 місяці тому +10

    I’ve seen the kitchens inside of kfc…talk about a crushing disappointment

  • @Jawwaad1111
    @Jawwaad1111 2 місяці тому +10

    Lmfao. “Just a quick review” as I watch a 22 minute video.

    • @inkdew5620
      @inkdew5620 2 місяці тому +1

      I think you just have a very low attention span

    • @SufferMeNow
      @SufferMeNow 2 місяці тому

      Results may vary.

  • @XxparrotBobxX
    @XxparrotBobxX 2 місяці тому +5

    Review bruh thanks for your service to this country. I really do mean that.

  • @77luchris
    @77luchris 2 місяці тому +4

    i love you reviewbrah 🗣️🗣️

  • @modesttriangle1022
    @modesttriangle1022 2 місяці тому +1

    The slight pause after he says "Hello, everyooneee" with an even more slight shift of the gaze will forever give me good vibes in my soul

  • @johanpace2660
    @johanpace2660 2 місяці тому +4

    This man is the Niles Crane of food critics..

  • @Spikestrip55
    @Spikestrip55 2 місяці тому +1

    Another wonderful and informative review! It looks like the dental issues have mostly been resolved, you're not favoring one side as much! Wishing you continued success John!!

  • @Spqr-1984
    @Spqr-1984 2 місяці тому +11

    I stopped going to KFC when they got rid of the Twister.

    • @Ownage4lif31
      @Ownage4lif31 2 місяці тому +1

      Damn you're unlucky. We still have them in NZ but they're super expensive. Not worth

  • @alicemartin7868
    @alicemartin7868 2 місяці тому +2

    Such a professional reviewer and honestly great at achieving this.

  • @SalvadorLosAngeles
    @SalvadorLosAngeles 2 місяці тому +3

    you are hilarious! I enjoy your videos!

  • @Lucianato2
    @Lucianato2 2 місяці тому +2

    Your review for the chicken nuggets without any sauce on them is still gold for KFC.

  • @Tintin_desi_billa
    @Tintin_desi_billa 2 місяці тому +7

    The colonel may never recover from this