Minecraft, but Lava Rises Every Minute (ft. Jschlatt)

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  • Опубліковано 8 сер 2019
  • I played Minecraft with Jschlatt, every minute lava rises by one block. I spend most of it anxious.
    Filmed Live on Twitch: / wilbursoot
    Follow me: / wilbursoot
    / wilbursoot
    Jschlatt: / jschlattlive
    Schlatt's merch: schlatt2020.com
    Thumbnail: / scivious_
    Edited: Yours truly
    Music used:
    Kevin Macleod - Incompetech
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 11 тис.

  • @harrisonwynn5201
    @harrisonwynn5201 4 роки тому +6534

    6:12 “play stupid games, win stupid prizes”
    It was foreshadowing the whole time. Shlatt won the stupidest prize of them all.

  • @joojojoj956
    @joojojoj956 4 роки тому +3382

    18:06 after killing his only friend, the rich businessmen survived the apocalypse but slowly lost his sanity... Now he is forever locked under a ocean of lava, descending to complete insanity while hearing his friend's voice telling about the sins he committed just to be on the top...

    • @lexichal
      @lexichal 4 роки тому +26

      Sad but true

    • @Dgero
      @Dgero 3 роки тому +92

      However he eventually stopper hearing the voice. with it, his own thoughts, so he eventually stopped thinking

    • @r.k.1355
      @r.k.1355 3 роки тому +27

      @@Dgero Eventually, Kars stopped thinking

    • @gyrmbal7075
      @gyrmbal7075 3 роки тому +5

      @@r.k.1355 is that a fucking jojo reference

    • @gyrmbal7075
      @gyrmbal7075 3 роки тому +2

      @@r.k.1355 is it

  • @mvshroom6875
    @mvshroom6875 3 роки тому +8480

    "Cheating, is the only way forwards."
    Wow, that really sounds like something at the end of a movie or book.

  • @localstalewaterdrinker1440
    @localstalewaterdrinker1440 3 роки тому +6831

    Wilbur: Look at me. Look at me, Jonathan Schlatt.
    Jschlatt: *turns around in silence*

    • @sndragonfan7257
      @sndragonfan7257 2 роки тому +221

      That was hilarious to me, like when your ignoring your mom and then she uses your full name like 😨

    • @cinnamon_6987
      @cinnamon_6987 2 роки тому +76

      @@sndragonfan7257 Pure fear💀

    • @sndragonfan7257
      @sndragonfan7257 2 роки тому +24

      @@cinnamon_6987 💀

    • @SnazzyWasHere
      @SnazzyWasHere 2 роки тому +22

      @@sndragonfan7257 that's when ur dead

    • @sndragonfan7257
      @sndragonfan7257 2 роки тому +27

      @@SnazzyWasHere correct

  • @adamh9494
    @adamh9494 4 роки тому +5649

    There’s something so intimidating about that last shot. It’s kind of artistically dreadful. Schlatt sits there immune to death. Hellfire falls from the atmosphere and pools near his feet. He’s doomed to be stranded amidst a bright orange forever. This has no business being this powerful.

    • @draxbrady1535
      @draxbrady1535 3 роки тому +243

      @Adam H Don’t forget the chilling last couple words Wilbur said, “look where that got you, look where that got you,” and right then the lava submerged Schlatt and he was forever doomed

    • @daveharrenburg7670
      @daveharrenburg7670 3 роки тому +63

      @PlayedBobcat113 You don't lose hunger while standing still so he's fine as long as he doesn't start moving.

    • @diablotry5154
      @diablotry5154 3 роки тому +30

      @PlayedBobcat113 You can't disagree with a fact

    • @diablotry5154
      @diablotry5154 3 роки тому +34

      @PlayedBobcat113 No, you're the incorrect one here. Even if that were the case, you cannot starve to death unless it is on hard difficulty

    • @diablotry5154
      @diablotry5154 3 роки тому +26

      @PlayedBobcat113 Also, it cannot be likely or unlikely. You will either starve or not starve. People have gone afk for 8 plus hours and lost zero hunger

  • @haventpickedanameyet2527
    @haventpickedanameyet2527 3 роки тому +4326

    Every 5 Minutes the Sea Level Rises: Sexual tension
    Lava Rises Every Minute: Just tension

    • @granola7607
      @granola7607 3 роки тому +37

      monomonokuma

    • @vinny1742
      @vinny1742 3 роки тому +18

      @@granola7607 ppppregame shuichi

    • @StanleyIsDead
      @StanleyIsDead 3 роки тому +9

      true

    • @piemon8701
      @piemon8701 3 роки тому +15

      @@granola7607 holy moly I finally found someone who likes the dream SMP and Danganronpa-

    • @granola7607
      @granola7607 3 роки тому +5

      @@piemon8701 ;)

  • @absolutechaos2426
    @absolutechaos2426 3 роки тому +10665

    SCHLATT NEED TO BE A VOICE ACTOR OR SOMETHING HIS VILLIAN LAUGH IS SO PERFECT AND SO EVIL IT GIVES ME THE CHILLS

  • @sunnysho954
    @sunnysho954 3 роки тому +1050

    “I don’t want your handouts”
    Now why does that sound familiar? **slowly looks at Quackity**

  • @moonsalibi
    @moonsalibi 4 роки тому +5111

    And so he lived forever, his insatiable greed leaving him with no place to move, no life to live. He had everything, but nowhere to put it. He had sinned to bring himself higher, but the weight and flame of his guilt trapped him forever.
    Ladder man, lost to his own greed and desire to defy the world.

    • @daypsiequartz
      @daypsiequartz 4 роки тому +45

      This is my favorite comment

    • @apollo6718
      @apollo6718 4 роки тому +58

      With no where else to go ladder man eventually stop thinking

    • @hotshotroom964
      @hotshotroom964 4 роки тому +28

      Fafa Gamer
      Eventually Ladder man stopped thinking

    • @apollo6718
      @apollo6718 4 роки тому +20

      Jotaro Kujo he became half man half ladder

    • @BahadurSingh-ip9rd
      @BahadurSingh-ip9rd 4 роки тому +17

      Legend says in that eternal land of flame,ladder man was made the god of ladder exploits where he ruled over what he could not touch.his very subject which were tied to him through land entrapped the king in themself as the land stopped moving,shifting,living, all thought first dissipated into thin mist..Then none at all as the land very cogs grinded to a halt

  • @RED40HOURS
    @RED40HOURS 3 роки тому +14716

    "I am motivated by greed"
    "We need to go our separate ways"
    "Long live the king"
    SCHLATT HAS BEEN PLANNING THIS FOR A YEAR

    • @bloom_tune3332
      @bloom_tune3332 3 роки тому +273

      This is just hard to believe tho but yet it seems as he was already prepared

    • @fwunsh
      @fwunsh 3 роки тому +238

      Woah, it’s like this has been his character for over a year :0 crazy

    • @XORcircuit
      @XORcircuit 3 роки тому +164

      Well I mean, it's schlatt. He's definitely fucking evil

    • @RED40HOURS
      @RED40HOURS 3 роки тому +18

      @@XORcircuit o

    • @choco5440
      @choco5440 3 роки тому +8

      @Little Roxy My thoughts exactly

  • @ratchy7669
    @ratchy7669 3 роки тому +253

    That evil laugh and him saying “RAISE IT ONE MORE BITCH” really got me 🤭🤣

  • @Fleshi_Guy615
    @Fleshi_Guy615 2 роки тому +109

    "You don't understand why they call me ladder man."
    Wilber, raises it to 137, and has no effect on schlatt
    " *HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! RAISE IT ONE MORE, BITCH!* "
    This is to great

  • @CuppoJoe_
    @CuppoJoe_ 4 роки тому +1538

    18:00 The combination of the maniac laughing and Wilbur's "wait, what?!" sounds from an action movie.

  • @Potoaster
    @Potoaster 3 роки тому +9605

    “I can’t support your presidential campaign because I’m not from America”
    Lmao that’s some real life foreshadowing right there

    • @qaiser648
      @qaiser648 3 роки тому +17

      What?

    • @andreimiranda4657
      @andreimiranda4657 3 роки тому +55

      @Lilja Leinonen no it's the Dream SMP Elections where by some miracle, Schlatt, George and Quackity beat Wilbur and Tommy

    • @qaiser648
      @qaiser648 3 роки тому +15

      @Lilja Leinonen yeah but he said "real life", i kinda thought they meant foreshadowing for the irl election as if they didnt know it happens every four years on the same day

    • @animuchan6136
      @animuchan6136 3 роки тому +10

      @@qaiser648 check his twitter he's actually been joining the irl elections and stuff

    • @EsotericManaCookie
      @EsotericManaCookie 3 роки тому +5

      I got those vibes when wilbur said "you took away everything Iworked for"

  • @darlingcharming5594
    @darlingcharming5594 3 роки тому +306

    My pairings rated
    Niki and Wilbur: True Good
    Wilbur and Jschlatt: Chaotic Neutral
    Niki and Minx: Chaotic Good
    Minx and Jschlatt:
    *TRUE*
    *FUCKING*
    *CHAOTIC*

    • @Speckage
      @Speckage Рік тому +15

      Really they are. Theyre like 2 peas in a pod but in a burning building during the apocolypse and they were the ones who ended everybody and made the sun explode. Closest i can get to those 2

    • @stick1869
      @stick1869 Рік тому +5

      its been a year, but i, in all my unwavering pettiness have felt the urge to tell you that true chaotic doesn't exist

  • @The_Wallflower
    @The_Wallflower 3 роки тому +150

    “Jonathan Shlatt, turn and look at me.”
    *slowly turns to look at Wilbur*

  • @killamonjaromon
    @killamonjaromon 4 роки тому +5619

    "Cheating is the only way forward."
    - The last known words of Ladderman, doomed by his greed to spend an eternity trapped frozen and alone beneath an ocean of lava

    • @literallyglados
      @literallyglados 4 роки тому +133

      lava is pretty warm, he wouldnt be frozen

    • @mikediaz6783
      @mikediaz6783 4 роки тому +167

      He won, but at what cost

    • @hollowhoagie6441
      @hollowhoagie6441 4 роки тому +85

      @@mikediaz6783 "everything"
      - -thanos-
      - Ladderman

    • @Candy-sm5yl
      @Candy-sm5yl 4 роки тому +31

      "And look where cheating got you."

    • @miserablemacaw
      @miserablemacaw 4 роки тому +22

      @@literallyglados I'd say he's too scared to move a muscle when there's lava around him

  • @eschell4564
    @eschell4564 3 роки тому +8791

    Why is it that every time these two collaborate it always becomes a story of drama, betrayal, and damnation.

    • @coffe_latte6460
      @coffe_latte6460 3 роки тому +23

      1k liker boii

    • @user-ph9bs5rx5j
      @user-ph9bs5rx5j 3 роки тому +148

      And then they joined the Dream SMP and it became a whole nother story.

    • @-Sinderella
      @-Sinderella 3 роки тому +17

      Also Wilbur and J: kelp block

    • @bapple7844
      @bapple7844 3 роки тому +117

      Wilbur is a poet at heart and schlatt is the perfect tragic hero

    • @kandi_is_queer
      @kandi_is_queer 3 роки тому +20

      Manburg

  • @september2736
    @september2736 3 роки тому +170

    Jschlatt’s laugh at the end terrifies me.

  • @stalegrnchip5120
    @stalegrnchip5120 2 роки тому +26

    18:00 through the rest of the video, and then the last few minutes is like a movie trailer. Especially what schlatt said at the end. I mean *w o a h*
    "Cheating is the only way forward."
    Those were his last words before his body was submerged in the lava pit to *hell.*

  • @anevenbluerjay
    @anevenbluerjay 4 роки тому +1553

    The TIMING of that last line, holy shit

    • @connor7261
      @connor7261 4 роки тому +66

      Having watched the entire vod, credit it to Wilbur's editing.

    • @leiffff
      @leiffff 3 роки тому +52

      Grace Garrett Wilbur is an edit is an editing g o d. He can create emotion filled and action packed videos filled with plot, story, and conflict. It’s truly amazing

    • @harpywarpyowo
      @harpywarpyowo 3 роки тому +3

      ikr

    • @nell6044
      @nell6044 3 роки тому

      “ow”

  • @bizzybee7910
    @bizzybee7910 3 роки тому +9167

    W: “You’re a madman! You’re a monster!”
    That will be you someday.

  • @gon1219
    @gon1219 3 роки тому +79

    anyone else get so hyped when schlatt does his evil laugh or is it just me?

  • @Y3llowTrainz
    @Y3llowTrainz 2 роки тому +36

    The look on Schlatt when Wilbur said “Jonathan Schlatt” is so accurate to when your mom says your full name

  • @ammoenthusiast979
    @ammoenthusiast979 4 роки тому +8759

    I like how Wilbur is so passive and how Schlatt is just a complete survivalist psycho

    • @ammoenthusiast979
      @ammoenthusiast979 4 роки тому +121

      This honestly seems like the tale of Cain and Able, where one tried to better his situation by offing the other

    • @lolgamez9171
      @lolgamez9171 4 роки тому +10

      @@ammoenthusiast979 except this actually happened

    • @radicalpiganarcy
      @radicalpiganarcy 4 роки тому +3

      @@lolgamez9171 ))))

    • @StuntershadeZ
      @StuntershadeZ 4 роки тому +2

      I was confused in why he acted out like that.

    • @Votable00x
      @Votable00x 4 роки тому +12

      @@lolgamez9171 mIneCrafT iS rEaL

  • @crimsondynamo615
    @crimsondynamo615 4 роки тому +8461

    Schlatt has realized he’s lived long enough to see himself become the villain, and he’s surprisingly ok with this.

    • @BahadurSingh-ip9rd
      @BahadurSingh-ip9rd 4 роки тому +69

      Eh his parents won't call till they need some DIY work done in their lava house

    • @moontowne4873
      @moontowne4873 4 роки тому +85

      Crimson Dynamo he was never a hero, he plotted this from the beginning

    • @arod424
      @arod424 3 роки тому +31

      Unsurprisingly*

    • @TheLambert34
      @TheLambert34 3 роки тому +40

      Bold of you to assume he wasn’t always the villain

    • @ajaxhellfire1706
      @ajaxhellfire1706 3 роки тому +59

      this aged

  • @xanderdaelevatedone443
    @xanderdaelevatedone443 2 роки тому +29

    I love how Wilbur’s speech ended the exact moment the lava covered schlatt’s cube.

  • @beanbees5895
    @beanbees5895 3 роки тому +24

    12:37 Johnathan schlatt. I thought his name was like shit like jebabihd

  • @dominicosorio5189
    @dominicosorio5189 4 роки тому +7572

    "As long as there is 2 people left on this planet, someone is gunna want someone dead"
    -Valve

    • @gregghimself
      @gregghimself 4 роки тому +126

      I really hope that I'm not the only person to understand what you just said

    • @ZombiexSlayer1997
      @ZombiexSlayer1997 4 роки тому +77

      @@gregghimself It's a reference to the TF2 'Meet the Sniper' video.

    • @door.5976
      @door.5976 4 роки тому +88

      Well, I mean, you can want someone dead with only 1 person left...

    • @laughingduadi8778
      @laughingduadi8778 4 роки тому +26

      @@door.5976 well ya, but read the "always"

    • @moonostultus
      @moonostultus 4 роки тому +7

      Long as there's two people left on the planet, someone is gonna want someone dead.

  • @snufkin8940
    @snufkin8940 4 роки тому +20545

    I love just how stereotypically British and American the two are

  • @Trufflepuffle_
    @Trufflepuffle_ 3 роки тому +165

    We’ve been calling schlatt his last name for 3 years

  • @guardianofthetoasters2323
    @guardianofthetoasters2323 2 роки тому +11

    7:36 man I love the way he look and just "sooo.... You got me some iron?"

  • @Olifant0
    @Olifant0 4 роки тому +3337

    I kinda love that it ended with “cheating is the only way forward” I mean it’s terrible but there was just something so cinematic about it

    • @Apothecartea
      @Apothecartea 3 роки тому +25

      You of all people would, Shoto

    • @dj_gstar8921
      @dj_gstar8921 3 роки тому +4

      Hi todoroki-kun lol

    • @PsyKwol
      @PsyKwol 3 роки тому +5

      Bakugo told me to tell you that he agrees

    • @defintelynotGeo
      @defintelynotGeo 3 роки тому +1

      Shut up half n half 😂
      Just joking lmao

    • @soupfrog8584
      @soupfrog8584 3 роки тому +1

      OMGGG five weenies, i’m such a big fan😍

  • @LMC_Jarred
    @LMC_Jarred 4 роки тому +2319

    The image of the lava sea slowly descending onto Jonathon "Ladderman" Schlatt was fittingly terrifying and terrifyingly fitting.

    • @cutestcat3633
      @cutestcat3633 4 роки тому +14

      LegoMinecraft369 Jonathan “ladderman” shlatt

    • @notnottheslam-jamfrancisco9262
      @notnottheslam-jamfrancisco9262 3 роки тому +4

      Jebaited “ladderman” schlatt

    • @squiggles6861
      @squiggles6861 3 роки тому +18

      Jebediah “Ladderman” “Lawn Mower” “Bladezz” “The Pacifier (starring Vin Diesel)” Schlatt

    • @ambercry9468
      @ambercry9468 3 роки тому

      @@cutestcat3633 Jonathan "ladderman" Schlatt

    • @DAYMAKEFILM
      @DAYMAKEFILM 3 роки тому +5

      wait till you see the fuckin lmanburg election

  • @professorgames3261
    @professorgames3261 8 місяців тому +4

    No one is talking about Josh's "LOL YOU GOT FUCKIN DUKES SOOT" after the reveal of Latter Man.

  • @xxnightmarebearxx8953
    @xxnightmarebearxx8953 3 роки тому +18

    “I want life”
    **sad laughter**
    5 seconds later:
    “They call me ladder man”

  • @Sebas-bs8uk
    @Sebas-bs8uk 4 роки тому +1854

    18:00
    In this exact moment, Jschlatt became insane from loneliness, greed, and malice. He sacrificed his friendship and morals and stayed in that ladder hut for the rest of his life, all to win the game...
    "Cheating is the only way foward"
    -J "Ladder Man" Schlatt

    • @madafaka2666
      @madafaka2666 4 роки тому +117

      Unable to die, Jschlatt eventually stopped thinking

    • @Telados
      @Telados 4 роки тому +17

      @@madafaka2666 Wait a second!

    • @madafaka2666
      @madafaka2666 4 роки тому +14

      @@Telados One second has passed...

    • @kingweebius1343
      @kingweebius1343 4 роки тому +11

      I guess you can say he threw away his humanity

    • @Telados
      @Telados 4 роки тому +9

      @@kingweebius1343 Are these comments referencing something? I don't understand.

  • @mono.isgtds
    @mono.isgtds 4 роки тому +5653

    Couple struggles to survive apocalypse after one suffers a mental breakdown caused by a dried kelp addiction, very sad.

    • @happymilk7433
      @happymilk7433 4 роки тому +72

      Asbestos "dried kelp"

    • @TheMuslimMan1337
      @TheMuslimMan1337 4 роки тому +111

      @@happymilk7433 So that's how the teens call it nowdays huh

    • @chosentonessournotes
      @chosentonessournotes 4 роки тому +41

      Hello fellow teens! Would anyone happen to have any, uh, “dried kelp?”

    • @happymilk7433
      @happymilk7433 4 роки тому +18

      Terminal Cancer Yeah but don't tell my mom, she'd kill me

    • @rainm9894
      @rainm9894 4 роки тому +16

      @@bron2452 you: hot man sex
      me, a lesbian: *visible confusion*

  • @KermitTheFrog21
    @KermitTheFrog21 Рік тому +22

    I just love Schlatts evil laugh 🤣

  • @maliciousshadow3335
    @maliciousshadow3335 3 роки тому +18

    Bro he's fuckin ladder man, the greatest villain in the dark ages

  • @asimplekoala6687
    @asimplekoala6687 4 роки тому +5272

    Wilbur died a hero, and Schlatt lived long enough to become a villain.
    What a tragic tale of the folly of man and their insatiable greed, pride and wroth.

    • @julianadams3710
      @julianadams3710 4 роки тому +89

      A Simple Koala *W R O T H*

    • @kevinjohnson1852
      @kevinjohnson1852 4 роки тому +20

      Oh shit that’s deep

    • @Justin-we3vq
      @Justin-we3vq 4 роки тому +13

      Schlatts a survivor not a villain

    • @MoonlaceYouthfire
      @MoonlaceYouthfire 4 роки тому +50

      Just Ducks Schlatt is a victim of his circumstances that has become prone towards using others before he assumes he will be used

    • @kesthetrashman3090
      @kesthetrashman3090 4 роки тому +56

      And schlatt rests beneath the lava never burning but slowly going insane from the never-ending loneliness, that him and only him caused, wilbur lost the match but because of schlatt there will never be a winner

  • @theleaningsky5647
    @theleaningsky5647 4 роки тому +1453

    It’s interesting to slowly see their relationship as friends break down over time. Eventually Wilbur doesn’t even wanna fight, yet Schlatt has gone insane, and no longer sees him as a friend, only as an obstacle. He kills Wilbur, and after falls even further into madness being the only one left.

  • @IttosBeans
    @IttosBeans 2 роки тому +17

    "Ladder Man"
    19:16

  • @BerryFoodie
    @BerryFoodie 9 місяців тому +2

    My favorite Jschlatt (mostly) quotes from this:
    6:13 - "We have a saying, Wilbur. Play stupid games, Win stupid prizes."
    7:21 - "I work for everything I earn, Wilbur."
    9:08 - "I just wanted the peace of mind, Wilbur. If you know anything about the accumulation of wealth, having what you have, is never enough. I just need more."
    9:23 - "I am motivated by greed, and nothing else."
    9:42 - "Long live the king. I will survive, and you will not."
    10:49 - "You took everything that I worked for, everything that I worked us towards."
    "It's because you wanted 50% of the company. And that, I could not allow."
    11:02 - "You're delusional! You're madman- You're a monster!"
    "I'm no monster."
    13:44 - "And you. You're looking over there. Over there with your café, with a bow & arrow trained at me, 'cause you got nothing left, 'cause this is your last resort."
    15:10 - "You understand the fate that will meet you, now."
    16:14 - "I got the last laugh."
    16:53 - "I wanna be alive, dude."
    "I know you do. But you threw it all away, Wilbur."
    17:58 - The Iconic Laugh
    18:09 - "LOL YOU GOT FUCKIN DUKES SOOT" (JoshA20 in chat)
    18:43 - "Congratulations, man. I hope you're happy with yourself. I hope you're happy that you fucked over everyone in order to win."
    "That's what I do!"
    19:07 - "Cheating is the only way forward."

  • @bendriscoll
    @bendriscoll 3 роки тому +10523

    "Jonathan Schlatt look at me"
    We did it boys, schlatt has a first name

  • @katejones7211
    @katejones7211 4 роки тому +1915

    Schlatt never returned to the surface. He became half-human, half-ladder and sat forever below the lava. And though he wished for death, he was unable to die. So eventually, he stopped thinking.

    • @mikhailbirbovski6059
      @mikhailbirbovski6059 4 роки тому +33

      a fucken joejoes reference

    • @bread1469
      @bread1469 4 роки тому +6

      Kate Jones Jojo

    • @corvocorvus9982
      @corvocorvus9982 4 роки тому +7

      well actually he CAN die since yknow its cobblestone, and lava CAN kill you (it can also kill kars)

    • @vitecekk13
      @vitecekk13 4 роки тому +1

      This comment has 666 likes

    • @Silancet
      @Silancet 4 роки тому

      Krschlatt

  • @kaydencekalbfleisch6920
    @kaydencekalbfleisch6920 3 роки тому +10

    18:25, JSchlatt starting up at his impending doom

  • @cerberusismycat
    @cerberusismycat 3 роки тому +18

    Every time these two come together there is writing potential

  • @hashimxto
    @hashimxto 3 роки тому +3483

    Minecraft, but the taxes on Nihachu raises every minute (ft, jschlatt)

  • @jazzy3982
    @jazzy3982 4 роки тому +2726

    Wilbur could’ve killed him but he believed in their friendship and he got betrayed. Top 10 anime betrayals

    • @anokayperson5380
      @anokayperson5380 4 роки тому +49

      Top 10 saddest anime betrayals

    • @focusreaper4685
      @focusreaper4685 4 роки тому +12

      Twice

    • @forgottenisconfused6706
      @forgottenisconfused6706 4 роки тому +8

      -FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC- Friendship is BAD

    • @bonkmcgee1085
      @bonkmcgee1085 4 роки тому +10

      *in their gay magical love

    • @junkokamada5257
      @junkokamada5257 4 роки тому +2

      Top 10 Minecraft betrayals
      okno kill me kill me kill me kill me imma suicide now fuck crap bye i'm out kill me kill me kill somebody kill me plz plz plz plz

  • @Epicfaceguy40
    @Epicfaceguy40 3 роки тому +12

    These videos are the purgatory Schlatt and Wilbur were sent to after dying in dream SMP

  • @orion8314
    @orion8314 3 роки тому +6

    12:35 17:55 18:43
    just keeping those saved for when i come back

  • @mckey6138
    @mckey6138 3 роки тому +7776

    1:37
    Schlatt in 2019: "You can support my presidential campaign"
    Schlatt in 2020: **the freakin president of L'manburg**
    Schlatt predicted the future. Change my mind.

    • @toadistical
      @toadistical 3 роки тому +49

      Mindblowing lmao

    • @charlesperruzzi141
      @charlesperruzzi141 3 роки тому +142

      its hardly predicting the future when it was the plan all along...

    • @mckey6138
      @mckey6138 3 роки тому +54

      @@charlesperruzzi141 oh my god....

    • @reversetape6984
      @reversetape6984 3 роки тому +52

      McK he was also running for president on smplive with the same advertising campaign

    • @rustygamer356
      @rustygamer356 3 роки тому +7

      I was looking for this comment

  • @blueraspberry6741
    @blueraspberry6741 4 роки тому +4041

    *Video Summary:*
    A cafe-owning hippie and a greedy businessman battle for the title of the last-man-standing.
    The businessman wins,
    but at what cost?
    The ghosts of his sins torment him as he slips into madness,
    and eventually succumbs to the very lava he tried to escape from.

    • @LeoGuidi
      @LeoGuidi 4 роки тому +52

      blue raspberry it’s like the line in a new hope: strike me down and I will become stronger than you could ever imagine. Basically Wilber here

    • @artisticraspberry1842
      @artisticraspberry1842 4 роки тому +4

      Mah sister..? ༎ຶ‿༎ຶ

    • @0bstolerance
      @0bstolerance 4 роки тому +28

      Eventually, he stopped thinking

    • @AmaryInkawult
      @AmaryInkawult 4 роки тому +7

      @@0bstolerance is that a JoJo reference!?!

    • @ziyair2998
      @ziyair2998 4 роки тому +11

      @@LeoGuidi here's another one for you: "Kill me, and then tell the stars you won."

  • @pixilize9344
    @pixilize9344 9 місяців тому +3

    "when you bring me out, can you introduce me as ladder man?"

  • @ChalkWharf
    @ChalkWharf 2 роки тому +8

    "I'm the most confident minecraft player on the planet, I have not hit the sprint key once because I believe in my legs"

  • @ryan-paxton
    @ryan-paxton 4 роки тому +22000

    When you realize the reason schlatt "needed iron" from the very, very beginning... was to make buckets for betrayal purposes..

    • @bubbisvali
      @bubbisvali 4 роки тому +598

      Damn

    • @BogOwl
      @BogOwl 4 роки тому +1078

      And capitalistic greed

    • @dacoolad
      @dacoolad 4 роки тому +420

      i was expecting a cobble generator but guess not

    • @obscureweeb356
      @obscureweeb356 4 роки тому +648

      And Wilbur saved him from lava in the mines... cold blooded

    • @JamesSmith-fx3oq
      @JamesSmith-fx3oq 4 роки тому +179

      I was sure he planned to use water to make obsidian and flee to the nether

  • @DragonaxFilms
    @DragonaxFilms 4 роки тому +2024

    "Long live the king."
    Schlatt is the most powerful man I've ever witnessed.
    EDIT: having finished the video, I can say without a doubt that JSchlatt has ascended beyond human limitation. I legitimately yelled when he pulled off what he did. The man is immortal. Inevitable.

    • @grimssdemise
      @grimssdemise 4 роки тому +4

      if they look a little upper they can see Pewds >:>

    • @Troll_main
      @Troll_main 3 роки тому

      you're inevitable
      but i'm iron man. *snaps*

  • @sidneygil7144
    @sidneygil7144 3 роки тому +10

    Wilbur: I wanna be alive
    Schlatt: I know you do, but you thew it all away
    16:54
    Can someone please use that for an au where they are dead together PLEASE IM BEGGING LOL

    • @Olliver666
      @Olliver666 2 роки тому

      I honestly thought you’d predicted the dsmp until I saw that this was commented 6 months ago

  • @Hellquist.Cosplays13
    @Hellquist.Cosplays13 2 роки тому +3

    17:57 I tried to do his laugh, I was called crazy in school for the rest of the year.
    Plus, I got out of chorus class because I couldn't speak!

  • @seulement_moi
    @seulement_moi 3 роки тому +14770

    Schlatt’s villain laugh at the end is literally killing me, it is just so perfect and maniacal

  • @officialcocacola8681
    @officialcocacola8681 4 роки тому +2426

    Wilbur: I fear no man.. But that thing.
    Ladder man:
    Wilbur: it scares me

  • @Erratas_.
    @Erratas_. 3 роки тому +12

    1:51 The subtitles say Schlapp. I love the UA-cam algorithm.

  • @verdun16
    @verdun16 2 роки тому +4

    A story about ladder man, the villain
    chapter 1: it’s been done. The transformation has been completed. The world shall bow down to my presence. As I, ladder man, shall live up to my legacy.
    this isn’t going anywhere please don’t like this

  • @pinkpusheenpaws
    @pinkpusheenpaws 3 роки тому +1654

    SCHLATT’S PSYCHOTIC LAUGH AT THE END-

  • @EchoGulch64
    @EchoGulch64 4 роки тому +15659

    Schlatt stayed in that cobblestone prison for eternity with only his thoughts. But eventually, he stopped thinking

  • @Many_Trav3ls
    @Many_Trav3ls 3 роки тому +11

    8:20
    .
    .
    .
    .
    *Like a fish?*

  • @izzyb_ella_m5362
    @izzyb_ella_m5362 3 роки тому +8

    Wilbur: “I wanna be alive”
    G-Ghostbur?....

  • @elizabeth3506
    @elizabeth3506 3 роки тому +2912

    That laugh, the laugh he did so long ago echoed in his memory. Ladderman didn’t remember much anymore. Was his name even Ladderman? His thoughts would whisper to him there and there, he remembered one person in the midst of it all, though. Wilbur. His...His friend. What had happened to Wilbur? He heard his voice, but yet, saw no body. Well, he didn’t see anything besides stone, a ladder and a sea of lava. He remembered when he won. But what did he even win? Ladderman had no clue. That euphoric feeling when he succeeded in surviving, having cheated the system. He hadn’t felt that feeling in days...months...How long had he been stuck there? He was a broken man now, wasn’t he? How had Wilbur died? What had happened? ...What did Ladderman do? The thought alone brought tears to his eyes. And he looked to the sea of lava, and walked past the ladders that had granted him life beyond death. Past the ladders that allowed him to cheat the system, and into the lava surrounding him.
    ...why have i written this...

    • @el_rod
      @el_rod 3 роки тому +131

      underrated comment holy shit

    • @dontmindme652
      @dontmindme652 3 роки тому +140

      Ay, you got Wattpad or somthin O-O

    • @teafly1175
      @teafly1175 3 роки тому +75

      ...because it's beautiful

    • @an-lt6io
      @an-lt6io 3 роки тому +116

      AYO🔊🔊‼️‼️ DROP THE FANFIC🔊🔊🔊 AYO🔊🔊‼️‼️DROP THE FANFIC🔊🔊

    • @ubiquitous_plebeian
      @ubiquitous_plebeian 3 роки тому +31

      Lol what the fuck

  • @msegrott6420
    @msegrott6420 3 роки тому +1882

    "Cheating is the only way forward."
    - Jschlatt, 2019

  • @alexia5834
    @alexia5834 3 роки тому +11

    18:00 no one talking ab schlatts laugh ?

  • @jessblobs6398
    @jessblobs6398 3 роки тому +7

    these were the golden days of wilbur. I miss you and schlatt playing together!

  • @liam8664
    @liam8664 4 роки тому +2689

    The man who can't sprint is always two steps ahead... How ironic

  • @jimmybambles
    @jimmybambles 4 роки тому +2938

    Wilbur you should’ve learned that schlatt is a businessman first and a friend second

  • @user-ps2mf5uj3p
    @user-ps2mf5uj3p 3 роки тому +4

    18:00 jschlatts laugh is absolutely amazing, Psycotic, but amazing

  • @Iraercturus
    @Iraercturus Місяць тому +5

    Why can't it be always like this

  • @smellthel
    @smellthel 4 роки тому +3276

    Wildbur: Do you want to die or live?
    Jschlatt: I choose the ladder.

    • @kennyg1082
      @kennyg1082 4 роки тому +21

      SmellTheL underrated comment

    • @dessertlimbo
      @dessertlimbo 4 роки тому +19

      A fate worse than death

    • @click0382
      @click0382 4 роки тому +20

      But remember; whatever you choose, *we'll take the other one away from you.*

    • @kenan5157
      @kenan5157 4 роки тому +8

      @@click0382 *and thats dark.*

    • @zbricks5992
      @zbricks5992 4 роки тому +5

      Niga higa I see

  • @irelandaintreal2945
    @irelandaintreal2945 4 роки тому +5137

    8:14 When Wilbur thought Schlatt was going to die, he cared.
    16:02 And then Schlatt cold - bloodedly murdered Wilbur.
    edit: why did this get 4k likes yallre sad

    • @Diego-ye2os
      @Diego-ye2os 4 роки тому +229

      billie ellish fans: deep

    • @jonathonstone1
      @jonathonstone1 4 роки тому +69

      Lmao forgetting the moments before when he said "u smell"

    • @alexandercappadocia6176
      @alexandercappadocia6176 4 роки тому +180

      The moment you realized that Wilbert tried to save him from lava because he needed iron... he tells him the iron is for nothing... turns out it was for buckets. :(

    • @IconOfCyn
      @IconOfCyn 4 роки тому +55

      Wilbur shouldn't have asked for 50% of the company

    • @holden3808
      @holden3808 4 роки тому +30

      Top ten anime betrayals

  • @danicrose9352
    @danicrose9352 Рік тому +1

    Dude, the crazy laugh he does when he places the ladder to survive- chills. It reminds me of Joker and gives me straight serotonin in my veins.

  • @Chicken_Joe420
    @Chicken_Joe420 11 місяців тому +2

    This is the video that I first learned about Schlatt!

  • @wishingwell5582
    @wishingwell5582 4 роки тому +5179

    This was a cinematic masterpiece. Some say Ladder Man still rests beneath the lava to this day, preserved but trapped forevermore as punishment for his greed

    • @aztekau
      @aztekau 4 роки тому +79

      wishingwell and for betraying his best friend

    • @ReidTheRoomTV
      @ReidTheRoomTV 4 роки тому +225

      And though he wished for death, he was unable to die. So eventually, he stopped thinking.

    • @RossMoney24
      @RossMoney24 4 роки тому +12

      DatGuyzHead Fuck dude, beat me to it

    • @rugeneshort8889
      @rugeneshort8889 4 роки тому +5

      @@ReidTheRoomTV kars

    • @blobvisfan666
      @blobvisfan666 4 роки тому +74

      Stuck in a neverending turmoil of regret, he thought to himself: "Maybe these ladders aren't all that good, maybe i should've met Oprah in Wilburs cafe. Man, i shuld've done a lot of things, but i'm here now, being the ladder man..."

  • @boxmeister3059
    @boxmeister3059 4 роки тому +7467

    Jschlatt is the most accurate representation of an American that I can find.

    • @CoolCoolPancakes
      @CoolCoolPancakes 4 роки тому +41

      Stariliel true

    • @handblitz4408
      @handblitz4408 4 роки тому +37

      BoxMeister have you met an American before?

    • @boxmeister3059
      @boxmeister3059 4 роки тому +376

      @@handblitz4408 I am one...?

    • @smaple6173
      @smaple6173 4 роки тому +123

      As an American, I say yesn't

    • @jorted_julimak
      @jorted_julimak 4 роки тому +136

      @@handblitz4408 have you? Dude I see people like Jschlatt every day, or at least I did before the social distancing

  • @grasshoppersusher7235
    @grasshoppersusher7235 3 роки тому +8

    11:15 this is like that one scene in shark boy and lava girl

  • @bellini5546
    @bellini5546 3 роки тому +2

    I cant get over that laugh and the "RAISE IT ONE MORE BITCH" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @therealslmccl
    @therealslmccl 4 роки тому +5453

    Wow, another episode of my favorite post apocalyptic tv series, with undertones of dramatic relationships and heartbreaking betrayals.

  • @theworldborder
    @theworldborder 4 роки тому +4016

    This makes a good show full of betrayal, insanity and friendship.
    Also romance and lava
    And ladders..

    • @adobotachibana732
      @adobotachibana732 4 роки тому +66

      Capitalism at its finest

    • @jegvids101
      @jegvids101 4 роки тому +40

      @@adobotachibana732 Schlatt is the ultimate capitalist

    • @michaelbo57
      @michaelbo57 4 роки тому +7

      Only because of you, world border

    • @QuackTheNinja
      @QuackTheNinja 4 роки тому +9

      Chaos is a ladder.

    • @whydoineedaname8182
      @whydoineedaname8182 4 роки тому +3

      Yes, I’d love it to be a TV show. I would watch all of the episodes, man

  • @yanban0852
    @yanban0852 2 роки тому +6

    Honestly jschlatt and Wilbur are one of the best duos on UA-cam by far

  • @Alphadog2064
    @Alphadog2064 3 роки тому +7

    16:14 and what a magnificent one it was

  • @PepperThePupper
    @PepperThePupper 4 роки тому +2118

    Jschlatt: “I don’t want your handouts! I work for everything!”
    Also Jschlatt: “Cheating... is the _only_ way forward.”

  • @hellothere533
    @hellothere533 3 роки тому +1034

    *Wilbur makes a table*
    wilbur: schlatt look at me
    schlatt: no
    wilbur: jonathan schlatt look at me
    schlatt: well shit now i have to look

    • @erin8050
      @erin8050 3 роки тому +75

      He really did a mom voice and Schlatt was compelled to look.

    • @overripeschnitzel
      @overripeschnitzel 3 роки тому +20

      his name is *d a v i d l a d d e r m a n.*

  • @moresnqp
    @moresnqp 2 роки тому +3

    goddamn schlatt sounds really different, forgot everything before 2021 existed but im binging wilbur videos a bit

  • @Lacksal
    @Lacksal 3 роки тому +4

    omg i was eating during the fan bit and almost died when schlatt starting blowing geez

  • @snailsaredumb9412
    @snailsaredumb9412 3 роки тому +4095

    "If you play stupid games, you win stupid prizes" this is the smartest thing Jshat has ever said

    • @imsotiredofthiscrap2341
      @imsotiredofthiscrap2341 3 роки тому +95

      AND IT WASN'T EVEN HIS OWN THOUGHT LOL

    • @sincerely_pia
      @sincerely_pia 3 роки тому +52

      HE QUOTED TAYLOR I AM IN LOVE

    • @moonoftheblood
      @moonoftheblood 3 роки тому +10

      Yo i am 666th like

    • @itscheezetime9152
      @itscheezetime9152 3 роки тому +3

      999th like lol

    • @snailsaredumb9412
      @snailsaredumb9412 3 роки тому +4

      Oh, I guess you're too important to tell me you're the 1k like, huh? Well... when this reaches 2k likes I guess you won't have be bragging rights, then...

  • @F0xEl3m3tal
    @F0xEl3m3tal 3 роки тому +5993

    “I wanna be alive”
    *laughs in resurrection arc*

    • @anikocsesznak6316
      @anikocsesznak6316 3 роки тому +26

      Same, I'm still waiting for the real resurrection

    • @kaori9878
      @kaori9878 3 роки тому +21

      Tell 'em Naeg

    • @balsnuiver
      @balsnuiver 3 роки тому +9

      @@kaori9878 i

    • @KianaIsSpiraling
      @KianaIsSpiraling 3 роки тому +11

      Well then we’re is the resurrection arc for the rest of Danganronpa?!
      Huh, Byakuya Togami?!
      Where..? I don’t see one!
      👁👄👁

    • @panic_karma9427
      @panic_karma9427 3 роки тому +21

      *sobs in today lore stream*

  • @emmapigen7547
    @emmapigen7547 7 місяців тому +2

    love story more dramatic than titanic

  • @Catwithaknife69
    @Catwithaknife69 2 роки тому +9

    2:48 So. Lore. Wilbur avoided killing that sheep because of Friend?

  • @cloud6485
    @cloud6485 3 роки тому +21421

    Schlatt’s presidential campaign has not aged well.

    • @jellosquid8096
      @jellosquid8096 3 роки тому +192

      LMAO

    • @patchling9034
      @patchling9034 3 роки тому +153

      LMFAO ABOUT TO COMMENT THIS

    • @tumblingartist
      @tumblingartist 3 роки тому +629

      On the contrary, it has aged perfectly
      “I am motivated by greed and nothing else”

    • @armand3937
      @armand3937 3 роки тому +188

      It has aged wonderfully

    • @pisti7252
      @pisti7252 3 роки тому +34

      Yeah I wated to mention it too

  • @squatlemur77
    @squatlemur77 3 роки тому +6845

    why is schlatt’s avatar so cute and then he’s... schlatt

    • @Suikogiru
      @Suikogiru 3 роки тому +94

      What does schlatt mean?

    • @ryankazookie7327
      @ryankazookie7327 3 роки тому +354

      P҉A҉T҉R҉I҉O҉N҉O҉ it means schlatt

    • @doodlebee4293
      @doodlebee4293 3 роки тому +307

      Don’t question the Schlatt

    • @lilyhall9909
      @lilyhall9909 3 роки тому +212

      Don't look at the Schlatt.

    • @squatlemur77
      @squatlemur77 3 роки тому +150

      @@lilyhall9909 dont listen to schlatt

  • @aniko2772
    @aniko2772 3 роки тому +1

    18:00 I LOVE THIS SO MUCH

  • @omgitsellis_
    @omgitsellis_ 2 роки тому +1

    i live for schlatt’s “uh oh..” ‘s. like it sounds too comedic for the situation.