Minecraft, but Every 5 Minutes the Sea Level Rises (ft. jschlatt)
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- Опубліковано 31 лип 2019
- I played Minecraft with Jschlatt, every 5 minutes the sea level will rise. Climate change is real
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Thumbnail by @SlimeyPeas on twitter
Edited: ME!
Music used:
Incompetech - Kevin Macleod - Ігри
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there's no one I'd rather be stranded with than you
cute couple 10/10
What about eat pant conar?
My SHIP
Jschlbur
what if ❓🤔 we 👬😘 kissed 💋 at the height limit 🤔 by the 🌎 world🌏 border 😯 as the water 🌊 rose (and we were both boys 🙈👬)?
schlatt: "Can we go FIVE SECONDS without it getting unwarrantedly sexual?!"
literally less than 5 seconds later: "I'm gonna make you come-" "Don't you DARE make me come!"
12:50 by the way
I can't breathe
@Ozone I see you everywhere and you keep making these great and creative replies!
@Ozone I was just joking around
@@veronicaoviedo711 you poop sock stop angry boss from angry boss being angry boss
15:27 Wilbur zooms in on a chicken. Next shot, it's in his inventory. Environmental storytelling at it's finest.
The correct term is “visual storytelling” I believe, but I may be wrong. Thanks for pointing this out tho
stop speaking
@sweaty onion
As you wish, Sweaty Onion
Lmao
@Ozone i can see your profile
It’s crazy that you can hear Schlatts lack of facial hair
underrated comment lmao
haha fr
Literally
He had 8t.
lmaooo
Schlatt’s voice was weirdly high pitched back then. You could still hear the soul and hope in his voice.
Ted was right, something did happen to Schlatt that turned his accent into a "bastardized New York accent."
@@rivirtue it's ever since he almost got caught for the terrible, terrible thing he did, back in that dark New York alley in 1999.
Yeah true
But he's still the same old mean man that makes everyone vary happy
It sounds like he's projecting his voice here. I didn't know his voice got deeper since.
@@MrDarren690 there’s also a change it changed with age. I know the dude was like 19-20 in this video but the body doesn’t stop growing until around the early to mid 20s so it’s not impossible to say his voice just naturally got deeper. Although I do think that most of it was him playing a character and trying to be more high pitched
Tubbo whispers to you: This is deffo flerting
Tubbo whispers to you: This is deffo flerting
Tubbo whispers to you: This is deffo flerting
Tubbo whispers to you: This is deffo flerting
Tubbo whispers to you: This is deffo flerting
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFT
BAHAHSHHDHDHD
my main goal in life is to be friends with tubbo
I CAN'T- **wHeEzE**
ʟᴜᴄιŦιER χακαɪ hah
Jschlatt: flirts with Wilbur
Wilbur: reciprocates
Jschlatt: *"WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU WHY DO YOU HAVE TO MAKE EVERYTHING SEXUAL-"*
Hahahahaha me tho :D
Lel
@@cyberkittii time stamp?
@VIVIANA GODFREY MARTELL @random_rat UwU the whole video but especially 12:32
The pfp makes this even better
9:45 I laughed at this part, not because of the bit they were doing, but rather because of how Wilbur managed to fuck up a double chest that badly.
Alternate title: Minecraft but every 5 minutes the sexual tension rises (ft. Jschlatt)
lmao
I love Shlatts unknowing “Why’d it get so dark in here?” And his “WHAT THE FUCK” after he divided the house.
For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life. John 3:16
@@gus8696 For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life. John 3:16
@@oliviagrace6914 e
@@oliviagrace6914 ew
@@oliviagrace6914 eww
“my pretty princess”
“.....no i’m shutting the door”😭
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
timestamp?
17:10
@@grieve_y4rd 5:18
I love how Wikipedia has context regarding Climate Change, like this is a professional example.
It is. Idk what your talking about
This is a profession example, Wilbur and Jschlatt taught us so much about climate change here
This was the most romantic, dramatic, tragic, suspense filled friends to enemies to lovers story I’ve ever seen
friends->enemies->lovers-frenemies->???
3:01 “Your going to be the guy who pulls the trigger”
November 16th: *Wilbur Soot explodes L’ manburg*
December a few days before today: Glatt is back
After more days Willbur's older ROLEPLAY brother The Blade's gonna explode L'manburg 2nd times but this time it is gonna be 55 withers. "BROTHERS OF EXPLOSIONS"
Edit: Well, we guess L'manburg exploded well. RIP L'manburg you'll be remembered for centuries. But I was wrong both techno and phil destroyed L'manburg so it will be
"FAMILY OF EXPLOSIONS"
Spoiler alert
I mean you're not wrong XD
👁💧👄💧👁
17:41
"Schlatt, what happened down there... wasn't me"
*dramatic lighting strike*
Oh my fucking God
Oh my fucking God
Oh my fucking God
oh my Fucking god
Oh my fucking god
Alternate title:
Two friends make overly sexual jokes and makes fanfic writers go crazy
this is one of those classics you always come back to every once in a while
“I should really stop flirting with men”
- Jshlatt 2020
This video is from 2019
@@ksuffy6188 so?
@@soupbubbles3795 Oh lmao I didnt notice...
the vid was made in 2019 dude lmao
@@Lengend-cu6ef I’m referring to his quote from 2020
So this is where Schlatt has his water trauma from
this makes so much sense OMG lmaooo
STOP I PROMISED MYSELF NOT TO CRY TODAY
Makes more sense then anything I’ve heard/seen before
His what?
I- I mean-
happy two years anniversary to these 22 minutes and 53 seconds of wilbur soot and jschlatt having sexual tension and inventing climate change!
This is what happened after they both died in the Dream SMP. This is canon.
Wilbur: you know the water levels rising right?
Schlatt: yeah..
Wilbur: where are the fucking windows??
Schlatt: ᴵ ˡᶦᵏᵉ ʷᵃᵗᵉʳ
lol
Tommyinnit: I like woman
there’s one of my favorite streamers for ya
You say the water's rising
Like I give a sh*t
What I’m about to say should not be allowed
🏳️⚧️🚫
Jschlatt at the beginning: I'm not gay
Jschlatt at the end: We have to repopulate the world
*0)-(0*
@@h20-melons79 OKAY WTF IS THAT FACE, PEOPLE HAVE GONE TOO FAR WITH THESE WEIRD LOOKING FACES.
@1k
Bro chill tf down some
@@broccolitomato1085 He has the right to be angry cause THE F**KING FACES HAVE GONE TOO F**KING FAR
XtraXenonite I AGREE, ALSO WHATS THE POINT OF THE FUCKING FACE? BEING GAY IS FUCKING AWESOME! I DO NOT SEE ANYTHING WRONG WITH THIS COMMENT YOU UNCULTURED SWINE, WTF MATE.
I'm happy I wasn't the only one to come back a hear how high "Schlatt's" voice was. It honestly sounds like he still has a bit of morality left in him.
Wilbur: extremely chill but still a bit creepy
Jschlatt: literally scared out of his fu**ing mind
Wilbur: *silently floods Schlatt's house*
Schlatt:Why'd it get so dark in here?
1k likes and no comments
Mmmmmmm my dirty mind
@@thesilliestsillyofalltime OH NO
Wow! Thanks lexlang! I almost missed that part of the fucking video im watching, that was so helpful of you to point out the joke! And all these genii liking it to show their appreciation as well!
Wilbur: “Schlatt, My dude, My..My pretty princess”
Schlatt: “Oh- no I’m closing the door :)”
This is like a movie. It has everything: romance, drama, action, the three acts, the plot twist, iconic lines.
Slimeustas and the comedy
The three acts ?
Laboon 344
Beginning, middle, and end.
@@kj6053 oh ok thank you
Slimeustas
“Iconic lines”
IM NOT COMING!
-Schlatt
Ted is right, shlatts voice really did go through a metamorphosis
wiblur soot: a little area for a credenza
schlatt: *i like your funny words magic man*
"COME"
"NO!"
"COME!"
"NO"
"THEN I'LL MAKE YOU COME!"
"I- I'M- I'm not even looking at you!"
U/ / / / w \ \ \ \U
“You’re gonna fuck me Wilbur”
Stephie Wander mmMmMmMmmMmMmM
12:32
Oh no my dirty mind
Schlatt and Wilbur out here reenacting a whole fanfic.
Titanic, the original
69 likes by the way
Gayschlatt
True
Ha
12:33 to 13:12
I was laughing so hard that it sounded like Quackity, Karl AND Dream laughing at the same time. I can’t decide if that’s good… or really, really, really cursed.
Jschlatt: there's no one i'd rather be stranded with than you
Also Jschlatt: I need to stop flirting with men...
the "come" part is the most chaotic thing i've seen on this platform
Timestamp?
12:31
Did someone say chaos!?
@@natesvideovault2260 no
@@natesvideovault2260 no
7:34
“You almost drowned me!”
“I didn’t drown you, *climate change drowned you.* “
Does anybody know the seeed
god i love this duo. “schlatt” and wilbur’s sense of humor just complement each other so well. they should make more content soon
this is like the two straightest male history teachers talking together
Wilbur: quietly calling Jschlatt
Jschlatt: yelling and banging sh!t around
Let's make it a 666 likes
@@kitsunechan7805 sorry but it got over lol
Its now 888
@@kitsunechan7805 For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life. John 3:16
For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life. John 3:16
"Schlatt...Where are the windows?"
"...I like water."
1k Like! :)
@@panicinthespacestation238 1k Like :)
coming here to mourn
real
step 1: live in the sky
step 2: also live underground
step 3: elevator
step 4: profit
Wilbur’s soft little “schlatt?” at the beginning was the best part of the whole video
YES
Ashlin Gunderson no Schlatt besting the shit out of his desk was the best part.
what about "IM GOING TO START COMING-FUCK!"
Finn Pom 15:20 I gotchu fam
*H E Y*
And so Jschlatt lived alone, free from the flood. He lived on to mine and loot villages and go to the nether, all that normal Minecraft stuff. But he could never look at an ocean the same again.
hi there friend
you couldve just not :)
@@rosa-mv7gl but I did :)
@@riz1567 :(
@@rosa-mv7gl but they did :)
that hurt :(
Therapist: Wilbur’s skin without a yellow shirt isn’t real it can’t hurt you.
Wilbur’s skin without yellow shirt: 4:23
I think I’m going to die.
@@lordofmushrooms8804 You still alive, mate?
this was the weirdest short tragic romance film I've ever watched
It's sort of like a romantic tragedy Shakespeare would write
"COME BACK!"
"jschlatt, it's miserable up-"
"YouR THE LIGHT OF MY LIFE. COME BACK!!!"
N o
H o m o ;]
Timestamp please hahahaha
@@warrenkeystone5195 11:06 roughly
17:07
schlatt: "this is my house wilbur"
Me: *schlatt taking over l'manburg and making it manburg flashbacks*
well... flash*backs* isn't quite accurate
@@jqsm1neS I mean it was for me cuz I saw that video then this one
there will be no other minecraft video like this one. its energy simply cannot be reenacted.
I like how they both have the same alarm that plays when they summon a natural disaster.
Should have been "Trying to save my fragile marriage with jschlatt while the water devours us "
Nikoléta Pióro beautiful love story
Me : fuck...i need to write this-
@@shinasria1096 Seconded
Wait wha-
Why does jshlatt always sound like he is in a state of panic
He is
Rocketman
When he's not causing the panic, he is in a state of panic.
15:20 y e s
TheRandomLad if you can please show me 😖
TheRandomLad thank you very much!!
At last, despite the love and hatred created by the gods of global warming, JSchlatt saw a world without conflict, without drowning in despair, a World Without Wilbur. Is he happier now? Is surviving the monotonous cycle of night and day worth living when you can't have your companion? Jschlatt led to live a life of conquest, with a progressive loss of empathy, pure hatred, and with means to fullfill his unpurposed life succumbed to a thirst for absolute domination. When he at last saw his friend, enemy, and partner in crime ALIVE and rising to power, his only goal was to destroy everything Wilbur took from him, companionship. Welcome to the Dream SMP.
Epic
why haven’t more people acknowledged this
This video is the goat of all Minecraft survival challenge videos.
Wilbur: makes a sexual joke
Schlatt: *no*
lol funnnyyy
Also Schlatt: *makes sexual jokes as well, then gets mad at wilbur*
@@FanFoRlYfE thats what i call true love xD
i love how jschlatt flirts with wilbur and if wilbur acknowledges it, he gets yelled at
cai omg ikr 😂
I love them so fucking much
jschlatt be like "it's not like i like you!! b-baka!!"
Agreed
Schlatt is a big tsundere
this was one of my favorite videos
I keep coming back to these - he needs to make more of these like the ylyl challenges :)! I miss them
I like how jschlatt went through all the stages of grief.
Lmfaooo
Bruh
20:56 can anyone link the song I’m desperate
@@roun6479 open.spotify.com/track/6fAjxm3brfjuGkZcbggWH1?si=U430OOWuQTKFbiOviDtcrA
He got to acceptance there real quick.
“Jschlatt you know something that I learned while I was down there”. “One more rise of the water and death is permanent” while he threatens to kill him, most bad ass thing I’ve seen
When?
Rocco Emmanuel 19:56
@@kingjah319 Thank u, love u, no homo
Jschlatt: I'm panicking
Wilbur: come to the bastion
Jschlatt: I'm gonna start "coming", fuck!
Me: *dieing of laughter*
man this is my favorite interpretation of windwaker
I love seeing British people and American people interact while I, a Canadian, sit and drink my liquid ice and solid water.
idk i feel like we connect on a personal level becuase canada is the side dude to america and ireland is the side dude to britain
where does asia fit in all of this
@@irelandaintreal2945 ireland is the agressive twin brother
we Asians are bystanders
@@MeboDotExe and us south americans are just background characters
"AH WILBUR YOU MADE ME COME"
"Are you coming?"
-
"Come?"
"NO"
That's what he said.
"I'm going to start coming- FUCK!"
"Shlatt I will fuck you in more ways you can imagine"
THE SHIP
@@sotired2245 THE OTP *THE DRAMA*
Wilbur: welcome to my re-
Jschlatt: -loud banging noises-
Oh my gosh, jschlatt’s laugh in this video is so heartwarming and comforting💗.His laugh just makes me feel so happy🥰
wilbur:
schlatt: enemies to lovers, slowburn, 300k, 200 chapters,
agree but why is your name scary transgender in korean
@@lee-ol4rb lol
lee why not
Uhh...I can't help but notice your name literally translates to "Scary Trans" in Korean and it makes me question my existence.
i literally cackled
“Schlatt my dude. _My pretty princess_ ”
@Nugget lrincess?
You mean Princess.
No, Nugget means his pretty princess Lily!!
TheDankestGamer101 da frik
@@kamii2278 In kindergarten two nugget, one of the characters, gets kissed by another character, Lily.
@Mia ÒwÓ *nugget is astounded by such vocabulary*
no idea why but this is still unironically my favorite youtube video of all time
i always come back to this video when i need it, this phase in my life changed who i was as a person. thank you jshat
Drawing of Jshlatt: *Cute* and *shy* *owo* sucha cute lil goat UWUW
Actual Jshlatt: AAAAAAAAAAAA F*** WHAAAT IS THISS
I have to say, JSchlatt’s character is a ram and rams are sheep. Everyone keeps calling him a goat.
@@NavyBean956 schlatt:
**a ram**
Everyone:
*g o a t*
g0at
Minecraft, But Every 5 Minutes the Sexual Tension Rises
69 likes...nice
Let's get it to 420.
@@borschtisgud yeesssss
“You’re gonna fuck me Wilbur”
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
1:30
Shlatt: the truth is its because it was so f$*@king cold outsi-
Wilbur: *dyinghorse.mp4*
This gives a new meaning to life by the sea
>"don't you dare make me come"
>"we have to repopulate the planet"
that escalated quickly.
@BigWillyHaver59 (0 ) __ (0 ) why
@BigWillyHaver59 just...WHY?!
BigWillyHaver59 this... this is cursed...
@BigWillyHaver59 fuck no
BigWillyHaver59 omg why lol
"Gay couple breaks up because of climate change"
must watch
(not clickbait)
опа руссгей
Wilbur:COME COME!
jschlatt: NO WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU
@@user-nx9te3nu4f yeah yeah yeah
HAHAHAJJAJAJAJ UNDERNEATH IS SAYS “Context. Global warming is a” AND BRINGS UP THE WIKIPEDIA FOR IT SJSJSJJSJSKSKAEUJSKAJASJJS
I KNOW AHAHHAAHHA
He really said you are the light of my life 😂 11:05
Is this the enemies to lovers to enemies arc
I guess the lover part didn't work out...
@@wasder-xm5so lmao, yeah, guess so, futures always up in the air tho
Sage H Never does with Schlatt.
@@wasder-xm5so love is very hard for schlatt
Wilbur rejected him then a colorblind boy took his woman 😔
@@monicaaviee can't believe he rejected him with all that old history😔
21:28 jschlatt : we have to repopulate the earth
Wilbur: uhhh *backs away*
Jschlatt doesn't know how repopulation works
@@allyraeeeify he hasn't gone to sex-ed class yed shhhh
SHLATT AND WILBUR TOGETHER MAKES EVERYTHING BETTER I SWEAR
Schlatt: "I dont know why it was that hard for anybody-" -realizes he just jumped off a cliff- "oh shit.."
Mom can we watch the titanic?
Mom: no we have titanic at home
Titanic at home:
It’s titanic without the ship and it’s also slightly gay
@@theblob8842 yep
This is better
HKXDGKITDIGDJGX LMFAO YES KHFDGIHFSHSF
To be fair... this is a better version.
Why does it sound like their going through couple therapy in minecraft
Because they are
@@frederikmller133 jschlatt hates when people ship him with wilbur
this is still one of my favorite videos on youtube
The fact that this video came out 4 years ago scares me
Dream: Today we codded it so that
Wilbur: Today I have a timer on my phone
Lmao and that's why we love him
Why would dream cod something
Lmao cod
Coded*
@@glitchygang702 yaknow maybe because he's a coder?
I cannot believe it’s been almost two years. This is a masterpiece
I love how at the beginning of underneath the description it asks for context
The baby in my washing machine: 0:43
LMAOOOO 💀💀
That is the single best caption that could’ve been chosen to describe that bit
LMFAO
PLEASEEEE💀
*bass boosted screaming intensifies*
jschlatt speedruns the political compass and his sexuality
LMFAOAOA
You ever just- Speedrun gay? Gay world record holder here, fastest gay alive.
PLS I LOVE THIS COMMENT
OMFG
The gays are constantly speed running bc we walk so fast-
This will forever be one of my faverioute videos
I wish for more of these videos with this duo. 😂
Jshlatt is one of the most menacing and intimidating online personalities in existence, just above Carson.
Edit: oh fuck.
spaghetti egg roll what about slimecicle?
Did you forget that at one point Wilbur becomes psychotic scaring jshlatt and said something that sounds like a quote of a veteran that's ready to commit sepeku
Chaotic Good - Slimecicle
Chaotic Neutral - callmecarson
Chaotic Evil - Jschlatt
What about arg Wilbur?
EoS HighPeddle when ?
"Your gonna be the guy to pull the trigger" Jshlatt. He KNEW
Yep. Welp, Heres a quote..
“MY L’MANBURG PHIL! MY UNFINISHED SYMPHONY!”
"FOREVER UNFINISHED"
"IF I CAN'T HAVE THIS NO ONE CAN PHIL"
"KILL ME PHILL,KILL ME"
@@zen000o_ kilza
jshlatt: exists
pride month: i shall dub thee... gayshlatt
dam i almost wrote gayshat lmao
this was the video that introduced me to jschlatt bruh
Schlatt's "Don't you dare make me come" and then five seconds of silence after is the peak of comedy
The way the ending slowly derailed into a weird sort of fan fiction is incredible
"I'll make you come!"
i love re watching these videos of them
I love these guys, wish they still made content together