star wars, marvel, indiana jones, willow, and I don't know about anyone else but I haven't cared for any disney or pixar animation project since soul and don't even get me started on the disney live action movies
I was naive: I thought that Disney, with its economic power, would have been able to produce high quality films... I also thought they would have retained Lucas as advisor to assure coherence with the lore and grant a product of Quality. Boy I was wrong...
they're ruining everything I love and then want to complain that i'm a bigot when I say enough is enough, i'm tired of it and I say we boycott disney and make them go bankrupt. let someone who actually cares about the properties and actually making money, buy these properties and do it justice.
So the coven were hunted because people said they were using their powers to do unnatural things, so they run away and use their powers to do something that is unnatural in the form of creating children with no men? How does doing the thing you are accused of doing make you innocent?
And Nerdrotic isn't one of them. Sorry to say but the thread line is just a different explanation to how thr force "Surronds us and binds us" Obi-Wan- A New Hope. Also, more was going then was shown in the episode.
@@aDrummerThatisBored There is a reason Lucas wrote it that way. It actually has linguistic weight and a mythological structure. They are not the same things, even remotely. 'The Force is female but also a piece of string' is laughable if not deeply corrupt and an indication of a spreading mental illness. This proves either how lost you are or how little you understand symbolism, storytelling, and language.
Unless they reveal later that the Jedi cut all of those witches down, this episode made white guilt floaty Jedi drinking the poison even more confusing.
Also, how is it that the Emperor Palpatine, nor Vader, sensed any of them on this planet. If they are using the force. Since they are not like the night sisters from the EU novels. Another stupidity oversight by KK's Starwacks
I can't stop thinking what kind of torture they would be subjected to by Darth Bane, Nihlus or any other sith. i really like your ractions , and u remind me of my uncle ; o
These inadequates think that by buying the rights to SW they've bought all the fans and got the rights to rib them. No Drisney, you only bought the rights to two words. You can't own the rest of it.
In the end, Star Wars is Lucas era with Rogue 1 and Andor. The Mandolorian became the Womandolorian, Boba Fett was squandered as Obi Wan was. Ashoka and the Acolyyte are not worth noticing. It is like Amazon Lord of the Rings. Just ignore it.
11:25 Why would you give an untrained kid a lightsaber? Its a deadly weapon in this fictional world. (Well, not as lethal anymore, a guy can take it to the spine and survive, Reva also survived but still)😅
They are doing a copy of the wheel of time but with mods for the worse. Which is actually kind of funny since the wheel of time largely copied the force thing from starwars with the women being the jedi and the men being the Sith.
It's a completely different genre of movie, but the comedy called _Babes_ that came out 2 weeks ago also has a plot about women raising their children without the benefit of men. So this is what it has come to. This is bigger than entertainment, but you guys will just ignore that.
They pushed too hard, and now they made a feminist nightmare. How many episodes till the sister turns into Darth Karen? Dont get me wrong, I love women, I love that their fans in the SW community which by the way started out more male based, but this feels like its really trying too hard to push an agenda.
It's so hard not to make an "OSHA" violation joke...
Why resist? It's THERE. And really - there's nothing left to do BUT make jokes!
I'm absolutely certain at this point this abomination has violated all our safe spaces.
Occupation Safety and Health Administration is the full character name.
The silver lining through all these terrible Star Wars shows/movies is we get hilarious responses from fans and UA-camrs lol
I just love when Tyron goes full super villain maniacal laughter
Lesbian Communist Space Witch :The thread is not a power!
Palpatine: UNLIMITED POWAAHHHHHHHH!!!
I call that guy who couldn’t move Darth Diabetes
@@Jza-GZa40kin this story they ate them in a different way
Airsoft Fatty! Let’s go.
Nerdrotic forgot to mention the third franchise Disney has destroyed MARVEL.
And Indiana Jones…
@@Citizenx305 Agreed.
star wars, marvel, indiana jones, willow, and I don't know about anyone else but I haven't cared for any disney or pixar animation project since soul and don't even get me started on the disney live action movies
Time to sell your Disney stock, if you have any shares invested.
@@rafaelzamora8693 good real advice for those in the know
Remember when people were excited when Disney bought Star Wars? I wasn't one of them. I knew they would ruin it.
I was naive: I thought that Disney, with its economic power, would have been able to produce high quality films...
I also thought they would have retained Lucas as advisor to assure coherence with the lore and grant a product of Quality.
Boy I was wrong...
I didn't see this myself, until it was pointed out to me that Disney would not let lightsabers cut people.
oh man...they got me2
They got me as well. I was hella disappointed.
"The Force is female!" I feel more represented by Jabba the Hut than by any of this lot
Agreed
they're ruining everything I love and then want to complain that i'm a bigot when I say enough is enough, i'm tired of it and I say we boycott disney and make them go bankrupt. let someone who actually cares about the properties and actually making money, buy these properties and do it justice.
But how can we do that...how??
@@anthonysalinas-candelero9978Stop buying anything affiliated with them.
@@anthonysalinas-candelero9978stop watching it
Star Wars Acolyte: A Woman Story
Sponsored by Tampax
Sponsored by Fancy Feast cat food. 🤗
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Can we really assume their pronouns lol
A non binary woman.
Jediabetes was brutal😂
JeDiabetes needs Space Oatmeal
Jediabetes needs a stern talking to by Wilford Brimley for Liberty Medical.
So the coven were hunted because people said they were using their powers to do unnatural things, so they run away and use their powers to do something that is unnatural in the form of creating children with no men?
How does doing the thing you are accused of doing make you innocent?
Someone already did it in Episode II, it's called cloning! 😂
@@ChimpManZ1264doesn't change how right his comment is
Thank god there are still star wars fans with brains out there
And Nerdrotic isn't one of them.
Sorry to say but the thread line is just a different explanation to how thr force "Surronds us and binds us" Obi-Wan- A New Hope.
Also, more was going then was shown in the episode.
@@aDrummerThatisBored There is a reason Lucas wrote it that way. It actually has linguistic weight and a mythological structure. They are not the same things, even remotely. 'The Force is female but also a piece of string' is laughable if not deeply corrupt and an indication of a spreading mental illness. This proves either how lost you are or how little you understand symbolism, storytelling, and language.
Star wars acolyte: a lesbian story
The power of scissoring🤭😂😂
A Lesbian Headlamp story
They made Ahsoka look like a S tier show when its considered a C-B tier lol....
More like CW LGBTQ
"The WOKEolyte."
That's all anyone needed to know.
JeDiabetes 💀
That and the clip right after that just made me laugh so hard 😂
2:26 Here's the clip for anyone asking
@@Khn_2102 THANKS!! 👍👍
This show has to be the dumbest thing I've seen in a long time...
*You have seen yet...
The yoda explanation about the force, its cemented in the history as one of the best line in any movies
Disney still " Trying to ice skate uphill ".
Morale of the story: Don't let Disney touch your sh*t
That plastic light saber did more damage to the kid than a real light saber in Disney Star Wars 😂😂
I have never seen the internet so united.
Our patience is hanging by A THREAD at this point. 🤨
The thread is nothing more than a cobweb at this point.
Every time I feel lonely being single something like this comes out and I see the bullet I dodged...
You got friends everywhere, brudda!! 👍👍🤙🤙
The thread is a powerful force connected to my.... Tampon! 👍👍😱😱🤣🤣
😂😂
Yay I'm getting notifications now! Your awesome tyrone
YESS YESSSS
We still have the original trilogy and that is something I am grateful for. May the force be with you Tyrone.
what do we learn? - That Fantastic Original IPs go downhill when not in ownership of original creators
Star Wars Acolyte: Scissor Sisters
6:57 You did say it was a hadouken in your review 😂
😂😂
I’m still flabbergasted about the fire in space lol
The Thread? Wheel of Time needs to sue somebody....
Unless they reveal later that the Jedi cut all of those witches down, this episode made white guilt floaty Jedi drinking the poison even more confusing.
2:35 Every star wars fan know about great Darth Diabetus the wide... Twice the weight double the fall
Bruh. Hahaha.
That one clip has better lore, emotional depth and replayability then anything from The Acolyte.
That jediabetes clip fucking killed me!!!😂
Doney Darko was a really weird movie, and I loved it!😂😊
The rabbit gave me nightmares as a kid
Editing short falls happen, no one is perfect but it still worked for me. Good stuff brotha
Also, how is it that the Emperor Palpatine, nor Vader, sensed any of them on this planet. If they are using the force. Since they are not like the night sisters from the EU novels. Another stupidity oversight by KK's Starwacks
To be fair, Anakin won’t be born for like 60 more years and Palpatine probably hasn’t even began his Sith training yet.
@Priceluked It's almost like if people paid some attention things would make sense.
@@Priceluked Well mundi was in it, and hes not suppose to be born for another 60´´+ years to
That: "One, two, manyyyyyyyy" scene is literally the dumbest thing ive ever seen in a Star Wars piece.
I wish I could pull the thread so that this show wasn’t made 😂
"May the Thread Be with All". 😅
Bro, it's one of the worst written shows I've ever watched. Period.
That haduken was from Ken Vs E. Honda in SF2.🤣🤣🤣
2:33 That meme is more Canon to star wars than the Book of Boba Fett
the way the acoltye explains the force reminds me of the tapestry from the wanted movie.
The unknown ULTIMATE weapon....fire😮
Nerdrotic was way nicer than the Drinker. Thank goodness I don't have Disney stock
It’s almost like I’m slowly just appreciating men more and more.
“Yes!!!… Yes!!!” - Tyrone Magnus
😂🤣😭☠️☠️
Notice how no one rants on UA-cam about how terrible Andor is? That is because it is good.
"Previously on the Acolyte"
Already laughing!!!!😂😂😂
13:14 20% is still too high and 85% said it was fresh. So now Rotten Tomatoes is no longe reliable.
What do you expect from a Chihuahua who thinks it is a lion? LOL.
The acolyte is literally the equivalent of Vince's idea of Mae Young giving brith to a hand, no one gets it but Lesye and Vince
Why would David Zslav Allow Zack to compete against Lames Gunns vision . I thought the whole thing was to freplace the Snyderverse with Gunn's
“Anger is not the way of the Jed…ohhh!”
I don’t know why, but even the planet name Brendock seems void of creativity.
I can't stop thinking what kind of torture they would be subjected to by Darth Bane, Nihlus or any other sith.
i really like your ractions , and u remind me of my uncle ; o
These inadequates think that by buying the rights to SW they've bought all the fans and got the rights to rib them. No Drisney, you only bought the rights to two words. You can't own the rest of it.
I subbed just as you said Holiday Special! that's the level its at.
In the end, Star Wars is Lucas era with Rogue 1 and Andor. The Mandolorian became the Womandolorian, Boba Fett was squandered as Obi Wan was. Ashoka and the Acolyyte are not worth noticing.
It is like Amazon Lord of the Rings. Just ignore it.
You HAVE to see HEELVSBABYFACE's breakdown, its so good.
"Two women through the power of scisor" kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk genious
11:25 Why would you give an untrained kid a lightsaber? Its a deadly weapon in this fictional world. (Well, not as lethal anymore, a guy can take it to the spine and survive, Reva also survived but still)😅
The power of 👉
The power of ✌️
The power of 🤜🤜🤜🤜🤜🤜🤜🤜🤜
Audience reviews: The power of 👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎
How is the thread destiny if at any time you want to change anything you can just pull it? Then it wouldn't be destiny?
They are doing a copy of the wheel of time but with mods for the worse. Which is actually kind of funny since the wheel of time largely copied the force thing from starwars with the women being the jedi and the men being the Sith.
The Acoshite.
The final nail in Star Wars' coffin.
Its obvious non of them like STARWARS so why act in it ,produce, write 📝 etc it makes no sense
Nerdrotic, the drinker, and tyrone, oh my.
Someone needs to make a bars compilation of Tyrone I bet that mixtape would be fire
He Played Super Feak at the End 😂😂😂
Nerdrotic video editing is on point
I dont think even women would like learning the ways of the "thread". Now that sounds sexist.
But somehow..... it's all us fans fault. AGAIN!!!😂😂😂
Disney could be getting their revenge for Star wars being better than them in the past.
The count of Sesame street!! Is rolling in his coffin!!
😂😂
Jedi Abetes💀
About 20 hours later it's down at 17%, i can't with this
😂 damn that rick james hair clip lmao
It's now a 16% audience score
3:04 ☠️
The power of the scissor 😂😂
So they wanted to star wars version of Threads of Light...totally original writers
RIP Star Wars
It's a completely different genre of movie, but the comedy called _Babes_ that came out 2 weeks ago also has a plot about women raising their children without the benefit of men. So this is what it has come to. This is bigger than entertainment, but you guys will just ignore that.
Jedi-abetes 😂
"Jediabetes"
Jediabetes haha! Man that's good...
I thought it was the power of the schwonz
It's down to 18 percent on rotten tomatoes already
I gave up after 1 episode. "Watching" the others through reviews.
We are the knights who say "Meh"!
Donnie Darko is one of the best time travel movies.
This review is better than the actual movie to binge to.
For ME still better than Andor... why? Because i felt asleep watching Andor.
18% and falling
What are they supposed to be the sisters of fate with this thread nonsense
They pushed too hard, and now they made a feminist nightmare. How many episodes till the sister turns into Darth Karen? Dont get me wrong, I love women, I love that their fans in the SW community which by the way started out more male based, but this feels like its really trying too hard to push an agenda.