I really love playing flight simulator. I crashed two planes into houses at first while learning, but other things are very good! Anyways, flight simulator is pretty big, so it's still downloading for me.
I here cus i saw a video of a guy flying in mtns in Mexico and hes was pushing the wheel back n forth left to right really fast i wonder y he does that
I am a Student Pilot with about 18 hours of flight time. How frustrating - I've spent 18 hours in the cockpit when all I had to do was watch this video. WHY didn't you TELL ME??? (Seriously - enjoyed the video...)
@Matthias Bond Not hard at all. Just go to any airport and you'll find flight schools and/or flying clubs. I'm with "Pacific Coast Flyers" - a flying club out of Palomar Airport (KCRQ) - I rent the plane and hire the instructor through the club. Of course - it doesn't hurt to get online and check reviews....
I UA-cam and google everything. I'm here cus I saw a video of people flying in the mountains in Mexico and he's like jerking it around back in forth weird
He make it look super easy, years of study in 5:56 minutes, some people know how to explain things, some people don't know how to explain things or ON PURPOSE make it look difficult because THE DONT WANT YOU TO LEARN AND SUCCEED ANYPLACE AND ANYTIME IN LIFE, they want to see you "down" "unhappy" to mock on you, they enjoy to degrade you and tell you "looser" or they turn you to lose only for ego or simply jealousy, in summary they don't want you to be happy, this guy is a tremendous teacher, he make it simple with the intention that you catch the knowledge right away by all means, greetings from Virginia, The United States of America.
Try the Cessna 172 next time. You might have better luck. I mostly taught myself to fly using that aircraft. When I first got in behind the controls of a real aircraft, the only thing I really had to learn was to be gentle with the controls. And the other thing though they can get people is fear. I’ve never suffered from that, people do. It’s fair that gets you killed.
@@justaweeb9086 well, that’s the thing. Actually flying is simple enough. Most of your flying lessons involve learning not to panic and learning procedures. Flying in and of itself is actually quite simple. Although I don’t think you can learn in five minutes, and I appreciated the jokes. I reckon you could probably just about teach someone how to fly maybe in an hour. If the winds were completely calm and they were in an airport with no tower.
@@justaweeb9086 I taught myself how to fly on Microsoft flight simulator X. And when I moved to real flying, it was very easy to transition. As a blind pilot, I always had somebody sitting next to me. For that person, very rarely had to touch the controls on my first flight. And after that, they just put their feet up, and tell me which way to go, and I flew.
Actually when my husband was looking for work, (single/twin/instument ratings with many hours) he was offered a job at Pinnacle Air. Newbies can't possibly live on their pitiful salary. Only a person living with mom can afford the job!
I feel like this is supposed to be a satire, but I follow his exact same procedure to fly my airplane. The only difference is I fly a V tail bonanza so all of the control inputs have to be adjusted 45 degrees.
I love roblox and for the planes I fly in the vietnam war you use shift and ctrl for speed a and d to roll and s and w to go up and down, q and e to turn left and right
It's called taxiing because you're driving on the ground, just like a taxi does... and if someone hails you, you are legally required to give them a lift.
@@naimanura - Silly you, it's the G.I. bill, not the GL bill. The G.I. bill is the bill you get from your gastrointerologist, usually after a colonoscopy, which is part of the instrument training and required FAA maintenance.
@@d.n.3652 you can learn how at whatever age but you can’t fly with or without a instructor. But you can sit in passenger seat and have the instructor fly
I really admire this man's attitude. He makes me believe I could really become a pilot someday. This guy is a real joy to be around with you can tell. I learned so much
Now that I'm a fully trained pilot after watching the video I'm wondering if I may borrow your Grumman. I have a super simple plan to cross the Atlantic.
Can you convert it to run on Propane? Then you could just pump the entire cockpit full of extra fuel so you may only have to stop once to refill. I'd go with in a heartbeat! Keep us posted on how this works out.
@@8056443232 My attempt failed miserably and the Grumman is now somewhere near the Titanic. I should have read your propane theory before heading out. It turns out my plan of strapping 50,000 Estes model rocket engines to the wings was poorly thought out for, well, thousands of reasons.
"So now I'm going to teach you how to land a plane" Wow, wasn't expecting this bonus content! I thought the video was just about how to fly a plane. Do I really need to know how to land it though?
You sound like 1 of the 9-11 "pilots." They told their flight instructors that they didn't need or care to know how to takeoff or land. You'd think a red flag would have gone up or a light bulb go on.🙄 Sadly, a true story. Now watch and listen as some of these thousands of military-aged Afghan "refugees" we just took in on our soil want to learn how to fly but not to takeoff or land.🙄 This HAS to rate as one of the dumbest things we have EVER done!
@@hv3926 a) My comment was a joke, as is this video and this whole CHANNEL, all of which apparently went over your head. b) My comment had nothing to do with 9-11 terrorists, nor our efforts to help thousands of Afghanis who literally risked their lives every day, for years, to help our mission. And do you have any actual proof any of these people are planning to fly planes into buildings? I didn't think so. You are conjecturing. I don't imagine Brian or most of the other folks watching this channel care about your (or my) political opinions. But now that you mention it, we will have zero support from any potential future ally if we don't do what we said we would do and help these people. That's what Americans do, right? What we said we would do? You are an ignorant fool, and you can take your paranoid trollery elsewhere.
@@declinox Welcome to the public audience!! Obvious to me that it was a joke! Please notice how BRILLIANT the public is! I better say no more... Except that you can EXCEPT that kind of nonsense when make public posts...
And my interest in flying has just peaked again. Always wanted to learn since I was a kid. Never could afford it though. I consider the plane to be among the top fastest advances in technology, the internet being the other.
To quote someone helpfully knowledgeable from Qoura “Around 1911, a "taxi" was slang for "airplane". When a taxicab was looking for fares, it drove slower than normally; someone thought that the way aircraft move under power before they take off or after they land resembles that.”
1:07 Yeah, you do know that this is rather a beginner's move: making the turn on the taxiway using the steering wheel. Of course, the more advanced pilot would use the autopilot. Actually, my advanced airplane does not even have a steering wheel anymore, it only has a stick. I'm using the autopilot all the time... saves you so much trouble.
You didn't mention why you need all of those clocks on your dashboard. Or how to read them in case you need to get home in time for supper. No two look alike.
the clocks says just how you you've been flying, how long your flight will be, when you will crash, and when help will arrive, and that is all, easy, now you will pass your instrument rating, good luck. LOL
The only thing I am thinking is you never talked about the rudder controls. Is that not necessary? Is that something you just pick up naturally? Thanks for making this awesome video!
When you are rockin out with the tunes on your headset, listening to Little John / Cher (on days they are working the tower), if the autotune needs adjusting, move the blue knob to adjust the pitch.
Bro is so strong or the plane is not as heavy (Probably bc it’s a small light plane (but it should be heavier than car but I guess not bc it’s harder to pull car than that plane according to what we see
Ive been flying comercial airliners for 15 days now with 300 successful flights and i just leared how to from this UA-cam tutorial today (this is a joke)
The complicated buttons were a lie. Im a student pilot with 14 flight hour experience, and its honestly not too complicated once you get atleast your first fly
Finally, someone who explains it in plain English, unlike all that gibber jabber on the radio. When those people start getting testy and livid with me, I tell them, listen, if you can't speak in plain English, just go back to France. This is Amerika, not Canada. And then I plug my mp3 player into the walkie talkie radio thingee and blast them with some Rammstein. ua-cam.com/video/Rr8ljRgcJNM/v-deo.html I was flying the other day, and had a hair Emergency, so I pushed the little orange button thingee to switch over to the Emergency channel, and asked if anyone could pleast tell me where the cigarette lighter was t plug in my hair drier. You would not believe how triggered those snowflakes got. All I could think was, maybe not Rammstein fans? About an hour later a real hunka hunka pulled up to me in a jet and started frantically waving to me. I was like, hiya, ohmigosh, he is so trying to get my attention and into me. Yeah! So I did like a barrel roll around him and clipped his wing... you know, not in an overt manner, just kind of flirty like you might brush a guy's arm, and next thing I know he's buying the farm in a big fireball. I was like ouch, sorry! Well, at least one of us got our hair dry. Maybe he was fruity and changed his mind when he realized I was a girl?
Just think of the money you will save using this video to to learn to... fly!!! Forget about using RUDDERS for anything!!! And dont waste your time or money on one of them there Flight Stimulators either!!! This video will do JUST FINE!!!
Thanks for the lesson. I knew it wasn’t that hard. I’m gonna go jump in a plane right now and try it. Out. It should be just as easy as driving a car and I have my drivers license so I should be OK. Thanks bro you’re the best.
Actually, even though it was a humorous take on flying , I picked up some pointers…this pilot if he wants to could make very helpful and informative beginners videos..hope he has
Thank you. I hope you enjoyed it I also hope you Look around for any other videos on my channel that might be entertaining to you. It's all satire and it's all just for fun
So I'm currently sneaking on to a commercial airplane before the actual pilot gets here I'm getting some strange looks from the passengers but screw them they didn't watch this video I did now ladies and gentlemen hold my coffee we are going for ride I'll give you a follow up if I land this bad boy safely wish us luck UA-cam 🤞
There was no way this a serious channel. I do like comedy tho. I still gave you a like for effort, and I understand you and your followers are having a blast. Moving on to actually learn something.
Thank you. Yes this is all aviation satire. Just for fun. I do have one video on here that's not satire and it will teach you airspace probably quicker than any other method and that video is surprisingly popular with people who actually want to learn airspace. Other than that it's all just for fun. Thank you for stopping by
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Who else is here cuz the pilot just pass out?
Hahaha
You god-damned time travellers.....!!!
Juuust in case
Yup
Yep accidentally hit him with tranquillize dart whoops lol
Dude thanks for this video! Let me go get my plane from the backyard first brb.
I'll give you an A for educational value,
AAA+ for comedic value!!! Showing this to my son who wants to be a pilot. Ty!
I really love playing flight simulator. I crashed two planes into houses at first while learning, but other things are very good! Anyways, flight simulator is pretty big, so it's still downloading for me.
In his next video he will teach us to be surgeon...😄. To be fair I actually enjoyed this light hearted film, good work
I wanna do it now!!! Take me with you, I will buy you a great cup of Java!
Great job bro!
Turn left turn right. Push forward houses get bigger. Pull back they get smaller, not too much now or they’ll get bigger again.
Loved it! :)
What about pre-flight exterior check? 😉
i would love to learn to ride and buy a plane any advice
Getting ready to fly for the first time 😇 immediately after wish me luck
I here cus i saw a video of a guy flying in mtns in Mexico and hes was pushing the wheel back n forth left to right really fast i wonder y he does that
My brain asked me to watch a video about how to fly a plane for no reason
I thought you had to steer with the brakes while taxiing?
This video makes you realise that learning to fly a airplane is just 5 min not 4 years
this will come in handy when the world is about to end ;D
There's no apostrophe in the plural of "pilot", so your text should read "Pilots require essential tools" (not "Pilot's require essential tools").
I am a Student Pilot with about 18 hours of flight time. How frustrating - I've spent 18 hours in the cockpit when all I had to do was watch this video. WHY didn't you TELL ME??? (Seriously - enjoyed the video...)
Hold on should I get into sky with knowledge just from this video? Sufficient? Maybe if you want I'll watch some more yt videos and then?!
@Matthias Bond Not hard at all. Just go to any airport and you'll find flight schools and/or flying clubs. I'm with "Pacific Coast Flyers" - a flying club out of Palomar Airport (KCRQ) - I rent the plane and hire the instructor through the club. Of course - it doesn't hurt to get online and check reviews....
@@sem6045 u can!!!
Someone want to sponsor my classes? I want to learn how to fly
I UA-cam and google everything. I'm here cus I saw a video of people flying in the mountains in Mexico and he's like jerking it around back in forth weird
I watched this video twice. I think I'm ready to be an instructor!
Nope, gotta get your instrument rating first.
No worries, I told them I watched this video and they just signed me off not even a preflight ....
@@hollyfoxThe woooosh
He make it look super easy, years of study in 5:56 minutes, some people know how to explain things, some people don't know how to explain things or ON PURPOSE make it look difficult because THE DONT WANT YOU TO LEARN AND SUCCEED ANYPLACE AND ANYTIME IN LIFE, they want to see you "down" "unhappy" to mock on you, they enjoy to degrade you and tell you "looser" or they turn you to lose only for ego or simply jealousy, in summary they don't want you to be happy, this guy is a tremendous teacher, he make it simple with the intention that you catch the knowledge right away by all means, greetings from Virginia, The United States of America.
Ha 🤣
I followed this exact procedure in a flight simulator and I crash the 737 only half as much as I used to do. Getting there!
Try the Cessna 172 next time. You might have better luck. I mostly taught myself to fly using that aircraft. When I first got in behind the controls of a real aircraft, the only thing I really had to learn was to be gentle with the controls. And the other thing though they can get people is fear. I’ve never suffered from that, people do. It’s fair that gets you killed.
@@griffster17nah, I think it's not knowing how to fly that gets you killed
@@justaweeb9086 well, that’s the thing. Actually flying is simple enough. Most of your flying lessons involve learning not to panic and learning procedures. Flying in and of itself is actually quite simple. Although I don’t think you can learn in five minutes, and I appreciated the jokes. I reckon you could probably just about teach someone how to fly maybe in an hour. If the winds were completely calm and they were in an airport with no tower.
@@justaweeb9086 I taught myself how to fly on Microsoft flight simulator X. And when I moved to real flying, it was very easy to transition. As a blind pilot, I always had somebody sitting next to me. For that person, very rarely had to touch the controls on my first flight. And after that, they just put their feet up, and tell me which way to go, and I flew.
Please can you help me get admission to aviation school with fully funded.It has always been my dream to be a pilot
You exceeded Vne of the Grumman pulling it out of the hanger
HAHAHAHA YOU WIN!!!!
O ok winner!
@@JustPlaneSilly You need to do a skit called " Mortimer Snerds flight school"
What's with the turn knob
How about a VMC demo.
I’m here because I heard they’re short of pilots and the pay is $247 an hr
I'm sorry WHAT
Are you talking about in Ukraine
bear lmao
Actually when my husband was looking for work, (single/twin/instument ratings with many hours) he was offered a job at Pinnacle Air. Newbies can't possibly live on their pitiful salary. Only a person living with mom can afford the job!
Soo are comerail airless 8 bilion himms need get arjnd
I feel like this is supposed to be a satire, but I follow his exact same procedure to fly my airplane. The only difference is I fly a V tail bonanza so all of the control inputs have to be adjusted 45 degrees.
okay
Lmao
@@johnslow2201 the best hecan u Don's t you
Its definitely great satire. He's supposed to be teaching you 'how to' but instead just tells you like you already know.
@lol
1. Press "W" to go forward
2. Press "S" to go backwards
Wait, why are there no keyboard?
roblox be like
@@quandaledinglesbrother5997 lol what a coincidence
@@quandaledinglesbrother5997 ye like roblox W S D A
I love roblox and for the planes I fly in the vietnam war you use shift and ctrl for speed a and d to roll and s and w to go up and down, q and e to turn left and right
Gamers when they r trying out:
Instructions unclear
Crashed my helicopter
Rip
Eat ur cereal
Boomer
I just filled out my Delta application and have an interview next week, they were really impressed that I watched your video.
Thanks man!!!
Delta….
Ha.... *YAH*
Wait, you filed an application just because of this video? Weird reason but ok
@@Zextranet pretty sure it was sarcasm
@@Zextranet A joke.
It's called taxiing because you're driving on the ground, just like a taxi does... and if someone hails you, you are legally required to give them a lift.
actually, it's called taxiing because on the ground there's yellow and black stripes like on a yellow cab taxi
Unless the out of service light is on.
@@freddyfink1382 Funny; I never knew Checker made airplanes!
Yes expt dinghies vpersonnaircraft c too small 1coerson limited zero pasagers
I'm getting that $247/hour 😏
If it’s this easy why am I $10k in debt.. 🤷🏻♂️ I been getting taken advantage of.
Only 10k? You’ve got a long ways to go
U really in 10k debt??? Woow. But i guess thats still way below avarage.
Naima presents I was joking. GI bill actually paid for mine. 😝
Christian Noble whts GL bill?
@@naimanura - Silly you, it's the G.I. bill, not the GL bill.
The G.I. bill is the bill you get from your gastrointerologist, usually after a colonoscopy, which is part of the instrument training and required FAA maintenance.
whos here for the $247 a hour
It's called taxing because flying is so much work, it's very taxing on you.
I’m 11 years old and I wanna get into flying. Thanks for the help
Same bro
miguelupz you can start when you’re 16 and become a pilot at 17.
im 12 and my dad likes to fly so i wanna be a piolet
@@d.n.3652 you can learn how at whatever age but you can’t fly with or without a instructor. But you can sit in passenger seat and have the instructor fly
@@Andrew-uh4wf that is true. Too bad you can’t log hours, I think. Nevertheless it’s good experience
"This is called floating down the runway. It's a very popular maneuver with students." As a student it's too true.
Hey as a fellow student I know when to stall the puppy.
yea. Didnt know I would be called out like that lol
It's kinda like flying MCA at ground level.... needing 2000' runway to land a 152.... been there done that lol
Hey, we're trying to build hours by floating down the runway, not much fuel burn.
Christin Polen I like that. I gotta start using that excuse with my instructor.
I really admire this man's attitude. He makes me believe I could really become a pilot someday. This guy is a real joy to be around with you can tell. I learned so much
Maybe you will, how old are you?
“Put your heels on the floor”....OMG I think I just wet myself
onefourwhisky what
Navoii Gamer he wet himself
"Aim the plane at the runway and when you're about to hit it pull back just a little bit, don't hit it" Best description! Love it!
Now that I'm a fully trained pilot after watching the video I'm wondering if I may borrow your Grumman. I have a super simple plan to cross the Atlantic.
Can you convert it to run on Propane? Then you could just pump the entire cockpit full of extra fuel so you may only have to stop once to refill. I'd go with in a heartbeat! Keep us posted on how this works out.
@@8056443232 My attempt failed miserably and the Grumman is now somewhere near the Titanic. I should have read your propane theory before heading out.
It turns out my plan of strapping 50,000 Estes model rocket engines to the wings was poorly thought out for, well, thousands of reasons.
@@slartybarfastb3648 Used the wrong tape?
@@8056443232 Duct tape has 1001 uses but securing 50,000 rockets to a Grumman is not one of them.
@@slartybarfastb3648 So 49999 is the limit?
$247/hr …. Im Here For Orientation.
$247 an hr here we come 🤣💵💵
Love the Harrison Ford Status
$247 and hour you say? 👨🏾✈️🛩
I know this is mostly satire but it really does make you feel a lot more confident when you're first starting out. Great and hilarious video!
"So now I'm going to teach you how to land a plane"
Wow, wasn't expecting this bonus content! I thought the video was just about how to fly a plane. Do I really need to know how to land it though?
No
You sound like 1 of the 9-11 "pilots." They told their flight instructors that they didn't need or care to know how to takeoff or land. You'd think a red flag would have gone up or a light bulb go on.🙄 Sadly, a true story. Now watch and listen as some of these thousands of military-aged Afghan "refugees" we just took in on our soil want to learn how to fly but not to takeoff or land.🙄 This HAS to rate as one of the dumbest things we have EVER done!
@@hv3926 a) My comment was a joke, as is this video and this whole CHANNEL, all of which apparently went over your head.
b) My comment had nothing to do with 9-11 terrorists, nor our efforts to help thousands of Afghanis who literally risked their lives every day, for years, to help our mission. And do you have any actual proof any of these people are planning to fly planes into buildings? I didn't think so. You are conjecturing.
I don't imagine Brian or most of the other folks watching this channel care about your (or my) political opinions. But now that you mention it, we will have zero support from any potential future ally if we don't do what we said we would do and help these people. That's what Americans do, right? What we said we would do?
You are an ignorant fool, and you can take your paranoid trollery elsewhere.
@@hv3926 r/wooosh
@@declinox
Welcome to the public audience!! Obvious to me that it was a joke!
Please notice how BRILLIANT the public is! I better say no more... Except that you can EXCEPT that kind of nonsense when make public posts...
Landing = Level Harrison Ford. Lol I see what you did there. If you would have put it on the taxi way I would have lost my sh!t.
I demand my pilot certificate and passenger airplane to fly right now! I watched the whole video and I am very positive about my skills!
As a student pilot I never realized how complicated flying can be
And my interest in flying has just peaked again. Always wanted to learn since I was a kid. Never could afford it though.
I consider the plane to be among the top fastest advances in technology, the internet being the other.
Same here ! 🙂
until interplanetary space travel is affordable by some incredible invention
Same i really hope becoming a pilot when i was younger i never thought id be able to become one i still do but now i could see myself becoming one
Dang....
I wished I had seen this before spending all my money at one of those schools!!
You saved me so much money, thanks.
To quote someone helpfully knowledgeable from Qoura “Around 1911, a "taxi" was slang for "airplane". When a taxicab was looking for fares, it drove slower than normally; someone thought that the way aircraft move under power before they take off or after they land resembles that.”
Don't pull too fast... I hate when that happens. 😁
Thats what she said
Dont mind me. Just here trying to learn after hearing they paying $247/hr because they’re understaffed
Preparing for the zombie apocalypse
this is a real mans training ground
1:07 Yeah, you do know that this is rather a beginner's move: making the turn on the taxiway using the steering wheel. Of course, the more advanced pilot would use the autopilot. Actually, my advanced airplane does not even have a steering wheel anymore, it only has a stick. I'm using the autopilot all the time... saves you so much trouble.
Ready for my $247
WOW! So simple and concise. Can't believe I spent months at study and practice!
“Heels on the floor” never gets old. Thanks for the laughs, Bryan! Stay safe!
If the heels are on the floor .. Does that mean I made it into the "MILE HIGH CLUB" !! 😄😄😄😄
247 an hour here I come!!!
You didn't mention why you need all of those clocks on your dashboard. Or how to read them in case you need to get home in time for supper. No two look alike.
...it's for different time zones...no need to reset, which you'd have to do w/ only one clock.
Haha
the clocks says just how you you've been flying, how long your flight will be, when you will crash, and when help will arrive, and that is all, easy, now you will pass your instrument rating, good luck. LOL
From twitter after pilot shortage 😅
I foresee another visit to the FSDO in your near future!
Bet, say no more……*sends resume to AA*
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my brain: lets learn how to fly a plane!
me: why? we don’t even have a plane.
my brain: why not?
me: ok let’s do it
Douglas Adams simplified this."The art of flying is realized by throwing oneself at the ground and missing".
@@martinsaunders7925 that's a failure mentality
Getting ready for my $247 dollars an our
I'm seeing this comment all over the place. What is this 247 an hour thing?
@@JustPlaneSilly airlines are paying 247 an hour because theyre understaffed due to covid
@@JustPlaneSilly your video was used for a twitter meme
@@JustPlaneSilly American Airlines is paying 247 dollars per hour to people who know how to fly an airplane
@@kittykat2622 cool. Do you happen to have a link?
WOW! So well taught. I'm scheduling my check ride now.
You're gonna pass if you watched this.
I just hijacked a plane but don't know how to fly it. Thanks dude you saved my life
So excited for tomorrow! :) I get to fly first plane tomorrow!
Lockdown day 50 - learning how to fly a plane
I expected to see more about basic novice maneuvers such as inverted flight and water-landings. And inverted water landings.
Hahahaha!
Just found your channel. Searched how to fly…now I got this down, I’m off to buy a plane. Thanks for the confidence I needed!
This channel is so underrated. Gold right here
Thank you so much
The only thing I am thinking is you never talked about the rudder controls. Is that not necessary? Is that something you just pick up naturally? Thanks for making this awesome video!
Thanks! Was about to take off with a lot of passengers but forgot how to fly a plane.. Thanks so much!
So MUCH clearer than King Schools. 👍
You can learn to fly from this vid but make sure you can fly a plane very very good in a simulator first then you can do it
I just watched this video. With no other training. I am now a Captain for 747s. Thanks! lol
I like how simple/quick you made this video.
Master chief flyw. Boing 747 flyingbhitels
Bryan, I need help! My plane has two pushy knobs and one spinny knob! What do I do with the extra knob???
That’s for the wheel flaps I’m pretty sure.
When you are rockin out with the tunes on your headset, listening to Little John / Cher (on days they are working the tower), if the autotune needs adjusting, move the blue knob to adjust the pitch.
Bro is so strong or the plane is not as heavy
(Probably bc it’s a small light plane (but it should be heavier than car but I guess not bc it’s harder to pull car than that plane according to what we see
Brian (with a why), I bet you could get paid to be an instructor.
He gets paid in Amazon gift cards
One of these days I need to get that rating.
@@JustPlaneSilly rating? Totally unnecessary...
@@paulstein2480 yeah Brwhyan, what do you think this is? Reddit? Plane doesn't care how many upvotes you are rated.
@@JustPlaneSilly If you do that how will you re-qualify for your amateur status?
I’m watching this video because I’m being chased by some ultimate life form
Edit: I’m near a volcano
4:27 Oh nice, you landed on Runway 2ε.
Ive been flying comercial airliners for 15 days now with 300 successful flights and i just leared how to from this UA-cam tutorial today (this is a joke)
Flight instructors sure make it more difficult. After 850 flight hours, I now know how to land.
Master had best flight instead Concorde onlyb85 mintes passed test hearedceamyroe frace utely girjfr inborn hiny main swwe book hitel bed rim
The complicated buttons were a lie. Im a student pilot with 14 flight hour experience, and its honestly not too complicated once you get atleast your first fly
I was always taught that you know you’ve landed when you get that sense of relief from not crashing, but when I have more hours I’ll try your way.
Finally, someone who explains it in plain English, unlike all that gibber jabber on the radio.
When those people start getting testy and livid with me, I tell them, listen, if you can't speak in plain English, just go back to France. This is Amerika, not Canada. And then I plug my mp3 player into the walkie talkie radio thingee and blast them with some Rammstein. ua-cam.com/video/Rr8ljRgcJNM/v-deo.html
I was flying the other day, and had a hair Emergency, so I pushed the little orange button thingee to switch over to the Emergency channel, and asked if anyone could pleast tell me where the cigarette lighter was t plug in my hair drier. You would not believe how triggered those snowflakes got. All I could think was, maybe not Rammstein fans?
About an hour later a real hunka hunka pulled up to me in a jet and started frantically waving to me. I was like, hiya, ohmigosh, he is so trying to get my attention and into me. Yeah! So I did like a barrel roll around him and clipped his wing... you know, not in an overt manner, just kind of flirty like you might brush a guy's arm, and next thing I know he's buying the farm in a big fireball. I was like ouch, sorry! Well, at least one of us got our hair dry. Maybe he was fruity and changed his mind when he realized I was a girl?
This let me know everything I need to pass my checkride!
Just think of the money you will save using this video to to learn to... fly!!! Forget about using RUDDERS for anything!!! And dont waste your time or money on one of them there Flight Stimulators either!!! This video will do JUST FINE!!!
OMG, I haven't laughed so hard in a loooong time! That was great! "Next week, I'll show you how to get an instrument rating." Riot!!!!
Thanks for the lesson. I knew it wasn’t that hard. I’m gonna go jump in a plane right now and try it. Out. It should be just as easy as driving a car and I have my drivers license so I should be OK. Thanks bro you’re the best.
Best tutorial video on how to fly, straight forward not hella talking just straight to the point with everything! Three thumbs up 👍👍👍
Thanks! My neighbor always keeps his plane unlocked in his hanger so i figured id borrow it but i needed a quick lesson. 🛩️😁
Actually, even though it was a humorous take on flying , I picked up some pointers…this pilot if he wants to could make very helpful and informative beginners videos..hope he has
It’s called taxiing because your moving like a taxi. Because the plane CAN have multiple people that are not usually family.
I randomly looked this up. This is the best video on UA-cam right now. Way to get right to the point. Amazing!
Thank you. I hope you enjoyed it I also hope you Look around for any other videos on my channel that might be entertaining to you. It's all satire and it's all just for fun
Seriously the pilot is unconciios??!!!?over to you ???!!??!!!??😎😖☹️😇🕊🦅
I know I am going stir crazy when I break out in uncontrollable laughter at "heels in the floor."
I love how professional he makes it seem
So I'm currently sneaking on to a commercial airplane before the actual pilot gets here I'm getting some strange looks from the passengers but screw them they didn't watch this video I did now ladies and gentlemen hold my coffee we are going for ride I'll give you a follow up if I land this bad boy safely wish us luck UA-cam 🤞
There was no way this a serious channel. I do like comedy tho. I still gave you a like for effort, and I understand you and your followers are having a blast. Moving on to actually learn something.
Thank you. Yes this is all aviation satire. Just for fun. I do have one video on here that's not satire and it will teach you airspace probably quicker than any other method and that video is surprisingly popular with people who actually want to learn airspace. Other than that it's all just for fun. Thank you for stopping by