Heyo, just wanna give a disclaimer since this video's doing better than my usual content to let anyone watching know that this kinda stuff ain't my bread 'n' butter. Normally I post either longplays of me and some friends playing a bad game, or just some stuff that I wanted to post that day (i.e. this video). So if you're thinking of subscribing just wanna give a disclaimer that these type of videos aren't my standard. 👍
*All of the Normal Jumps in Universially Expanded Parkour Civilization* - Parkour Prison / Parkour Slave (0) | 1 Block Jump in 30 second or perish - Parkour Noob (1) | 1 Block Jump - Parkour Pro (2) | 2 Block Jump - Parkour Master (3) | 3 Block Jump - Parkour Champion (4) | 3 Block Fence Jump - Parkour God (5) | 2x2 platform 4 Block Jump / 3 Block End rod Jump - Parkour Deity (or) Parkour Transcendence (6) | 1.5 Block NEO - Parkour Constellation (7) | 2 Block NEO - Parkour Nebula (8) | 3 Block NEO - Parkour Infinity (9) | 7 Block Ice Momentum - Parkour Omniscient (10) | 4 Block Wallhop (attempt to gain heights by wallhopping mid-air) / 3.75 Block NEO - Parkour Omnipresent (11) | 5.5 Block Wallhop - Parkour Omnipotent (12) | Iron Bars 3 Block NEO with Fence stickout / 7 Block Wallhop - Parkour Zenith (13) | Glass Pane 3 Block NEO with 1 Block Stickout - Penultimate Parkour (14) | Continious Wallhop for Entire Rank - Absolute Parkour (15) | Noclip thru Wall then 2 Block Jump after clipping, without cheats or abilities *Subranks* - Parkour Casual (1.5) - Parkour Rebel (2.5) - Parkour Menace (3.5) - Parkour Tyrant (4.25) (the one who loves barriers) - Parkour Legend (4.33) - Clownpierce (4.66) - Parkour Demigod (4.75) - *[The Point where you can see the Barriers]* (5.25) - Parkour Wargod (5.5) - *[The Point where Everyone learns how to Sprint Flick **6:19**]* (6.05) - Parkour Fable (6.5) - *[Minimal Point of Wallhopping Technique]* (8.035) - *[Minimal Point of Continious Wallhopping for a Minute or abit less]* (11.85) - *[Minimal Point of Wall Clipping]* (13.15) *All of Parkour Battle Types* - Parkour Tower (to Rank Up) - Parkour Battle (If the opponent fails on your jumps, they take damage) - Parkour Bracket Battle (You vs Many one by one) - Parkour Team Battle (2v2) - Parkour Trials (Similar to Parkour tower) - Parkour Race (First to complete the parkour wins! while losers DIES) - Parkour Tournament (unable to die when tournament is in effect) - Defense Tower (make your own tower to defend your rights, but you'll have to require massive amounts of material and verify all of jumps) - Parkour Siege (Army vs Army) - Parkour War (Civilization vs Civilization)
This video was hilarious. just stupid fun, and doing random stuff. Them thinking of random stuff on the fly while it's still going, no script, just having fun. Compared to many modern oversaturated and overedited videos nowadays, this is a nice unuiqe video in-between all the others.
“Parkour Civilization, But It’s Recorded By Five Idiots In An Hour” is the goated creation of the year, hands down. It’s a chaotic masterpiece that takes the high-intensity adrenaline of parkour and merges it with the hilarious antics of five people who clearly have no idea what they’re doing-but in the best way possible. The shaky camera work, unexpected stunts, and accidental comedy all come together in a glorious mix of madness and skill, making it an instant cult classic. It’s the kind of content that defines an era, a perfect blend of humor and action. Truly, it’s goated beyond belief!
It’s a potion made by putting a turtle helmet in a awkward potion. Though it may give crazy amounts of slowness it also gives an absurd amount of resistance. (Yes it’s a potion that gives two effects.)
2 words "wait hold on i forgot how to count but also this video was cool and funny and funny and funny and funny and funny and funny and funny and funny and funny and funny and funny and funny and funny and funny and funny and funny and funny and funny and funny and funny and funny and funny and definitely very funny"
Heyo, just wanna give a disclaimer since this video's doing better than my usual content to let anyone watching know that this kinda stuff ain't my bread 'n' butter. Normally I post either longplays of me and some friends playing a bad game, or just some stuff that I wanted to post that day (i.e. this video). So if you're thinking of subscribing just wanna give a disclaimer that these type of videos aren't my standard. 👍
Pvp civ vid when fr fr
You should do vids like this from time to time
This is still great compared to so many oversaturated and overedited content. Great video!
@@lifeonlockdown7818 modern youtube is a hellhole brother
I’m so glad the vine booms being constantly used like the Johnny test whip have been noticed by more people
in editing i didn't put any vine booms in there, it just uploaded with them
8:20
“You must defeat the evil champion”
“How do I do that?”
“I don’t know”
Got me😭
this is stupid, I love it, 10/10
Same
5:40 made me breakdown in laughter
the vine booms really sell the narrative 10/10 storytelling
*All of the Normal Jumps in Universially Expanded Parkour Civilization*
- Parkour Prison / Parkour Slave (0) | 1 Block Jump in 30 second or perish
- Parkour Noob (1) | 1 Block Jump
- Parkour Pro (2) | 2 Block Jump
- Parkour Master (3) | 3 Block Jump
- Parkour Champion (4) | 3 Block Fence Jump
- Parkour God (5) | 2x2 platform 4 Block Jump / 3 Block End rod Jump
- Parkour Deity (or) Parkour Transcendence (6) | 1.5 Block NEO
- Parkour Constellation (7) | 2 Block NEO
- Parkour Nebula (8) | 3 Block NEO
- Parkour Infinity (9) | 7 Block Ice Momentum
- Parkour Omniscient (10) | 4 Block Wallhop (attempt to gain heights by wallhopping mid-air) / 3.75 Block NEO
- Parkour Omnipresent (11) | 5.5 Block Wallhop
- Parkour Omnipotent (12) | Iron Bars 3 Block NEO with Fence stickout / 7 Block Wallhop
- Parkour Zenith (13) | Glass Pane 3 Block NEO with 1 Block Stickout
- Penultimate Parkour (14) | Continious Wallhop for Entire Rank
- Absolute Parkour (15) | Noclip thru Wall then 2 Block Jump after clipping, without cheats or abilities
*Subranks*
- Parkour Casual (1.5)
- Parkour Rebel (2.5)
- Parkour Menace (3.5)
- Parkour Tyrant (4.25) (the one who loves barriers)
- Parkour Legend (4.33)
- Clownpierce (4.66)
- Parkour Demigod (4.75)
- *[The Point where you can see the Barriers]* (5.25)
- Parkour Wargod (5.5)
- *[The Point where Everyone learns how to Sprint Flick **6:19**]* (6.05)
- Parkour Fable (6.5)
- *[Minimal Point of Wallhopping Technique]* (8.035)
- *[Minimal Point of Continious Wallhopping for a Minute or abit less]* (11.85)
- *[Minimal Point of Wall Clipping]* (13.15)
*All of Parkour Battle Types*
- Parkour Tower (to Rank Up)
- Parkour Battle (If the opponent fails on your jumps, they take damage)
- Parkour Bracket Battle (You vs Many one by one)
- Parkour Team Battle (2v2)
- Parkour Trials (Similar to Parkour tower)
- Parkour Race (First to complete the parkour wins! while losers DIES)
- Parkour Tournament (unable to die when tournament is in effect)
- Defense Tower (make your own tower to defend your rights, but you'll have to require massive amounts of material and verify all of jumps)
- Parkour Siege (Army vs Army)
- Parkour War (Civilization vs Civilization)
huh
Wallhop??? Why are we using roblox obbying terms :sob:
wall clipping is alot easier in minecraft than in roblox
actually the funniest shit I’ve seen all week
JooeBiren was the one who failed the most as Champion then immediately stuck the landing once demoted 100/10 peak fiction
the only parkour civilization we ever need, evbo who?
this makes me want to jump for the chicken
this is better than the og series i cant believe it
why is this so genuinely funny, 10/10
2:30
"Are you a champion?"
"Yes"
*Proceeds to fall*
jooe so brave he jumped for the beef
IMPOSSIBLE!!!
IN PARKOUR CIVILIZATION NO ONE JUMPS FOR THE BEEF
2:30 “are you the champion?”
“yeah…FU-“
this made my day so much better XD
This video was hilarious. just stupid fun, and doing random stuff. Them thinking of random stuff on the fly while it's still going, no script, just having fun. Compared to many modern oversaturated and overedited videos nowadays, this is a nice unuiqe video in-between all the others.
I have subbed and to my knowledge I will not be unsubscribing
this is the funniest guy EVER!!!!
Emotional rollercoster i love it
4:27 THE RAW BEEF REFERENCE KILLED ME 😭😭
good morning
bro i would use chatgpt to write a paragraph about how goated this creation is
“Parkour Civilization, But It’s Recorded By Five Idiots In An Hour” is the goated creation of the year, hands down. It’s a chaotic masterpiece that takes the high-intensity adrenaline of parkour and merges it with the hilarious antics of five people who clearly have no idea what they’re doing-but in the best way possible. The shaky camera work, unexpected stunts, and accidental comedy all come together in a glorious mix of madness and skill, making it an instant cult classic. It’s the kind of content that defines an era, a perfect blend of humor and action. Truly, it’s goated beyond belief!
The dead silence at 10:37 had me dying laughing
seriously wtf is turtle master
It’s a potion made by putting a turtle helmet in a awkward potion.
Though it may give crazy amounts of slowness it also gives an absurd amount of resistance. (Yes it’s a potion that gives two effects.)
Its the master of turtles, its in the name
It summons 49 hostile turtles
This is truly our parkour kaisen
10:19 bro got no mercy 😭😭🙏🙏
might be the best video ever made
was belly laughing this entire video that was the funiest shit I’ve ever watched
This is better than the actual movie
The scream at 3:52 sounds like eraser from bfdi
Finally someone else gets that the parkour civilization thing is kinda just brainrot
*vine boom*
*dun dun duh*
This was so fun to watch and halarious
I swear these stupid videos always blow up, waiting😂
2 words
"wait hold on i forgot how to count but also this video was cool and funny and funny and funny and funny and funny and funny and funny and funny and funny and funny and funny and funny and funny and funny and funny and funny and funny and funny and funny and funny and funny and funny and definitely very funny"
5:30 SPRIONG
yeah he did do that
Absolute Cinema 🙌
Why did parkour civilisation randomly get famous i remb watching it like a year ago
twitter
@@deeonlydave first good thing to come out of twitter
here in crying children civilization...
that was beautiful
peak comedy
parkour maxxed better than evbo frfr
moonfruit is cute lol
Better then The real thing.
really good video ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
this was act funny
This is the most stupid version of this, low quality, garbage and skipping lore! 10/10 rating :) better then all the others
really went all the way with the vine booms huh?
a heaping spoonful of them, a modest tribute
@@deeonlydave you could say that, wait no you couldn't
this shit is so funny
turned me suicidal +rep
love the vid
Holy peak
not enough vine booms, do better
i'll do better next time i'm sorry
Lol
Cannon
why do you actually sound like Evbo
who's evbo
@@deeonlydave…are you joking or…
(OK you certainly are)
@@deeonlydaveidk maybe he made a fan series from this
Noo po
lmao
I hate this man
360 vertical block backwards😊
@@SpoFork 180 standing in place
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@@MarciReal backwards green candle jump vertical chain jump with 360
@@SpoFork backwards triple loop-diloop green candle chained verticle jump neo with 1080.
Lmao