Bro I swear I watched Evbo for like 2 years and I decide to take 1 break and watch some other people and suddenly when I come back to check to see what he’s doing he’s blown up, became a meme, created his most popular series, gotten recognized by so many people, and became one of the most popular Minecraft videos. He even made it his main series HELP 😭😭😭😭😭
Video title: “parkour civilization if it wasn’t scripted” The actual video: “parkour civilization if evbo was a criminal and the law enforcement didn’t care”
To be fair, if a parkour noob ever griefs, he would probably end up in the parkour prison. So the REAL question is: can parkour prison actually hold people?
@@Michael-y6n But then I had a very good idea! I used f5, you see using f5 allowed me to see a barrier block I wouldn't have noticed before without having to die. But then I had a very good idea! I used f5, you see using f5 allowed me to see another layer I wou- wait a minute there's another level?
*"If Raw Beef or Raw Chicken jumps were occoured on all Ranks"* Parkour Master : Hey wake up! it's time for Mandatory Parkour Check! Evbo : What is it Parkour Master : You know the deal Parkour Master *"Would you do 2 Block Jump Vertical for Cooked Chicken? or Three Block Jump Vertical for Cooked Beef"* Parkour Champion : *"Would you do 4 Block Jump with Ladder for Golden Carrot? or Single NEO for Golden Apple"* Parkour God : *"Would you Do Single NEO for Golden Apple? or Triple NEO for Totem of Undying"* Parkour Transcendence : *"Would you do 3 Block to Candle Vertical Jump for Notch Apple? or Butterfly NEO for Parkour Potion"* (Parkour Potion = Speed II and Jump Boost II for 3 minutes) Parkour Constellation : *"Would you do Pane to Pane NEO for Ender Pearl? or Double Gapped NEO for Nether Star?"* Parkour Nebula : *"Hello Gregians.. Would you do Block to Pane Triple NEO for Nether Star and Diamond Lattice? or Loop de Loop NEO for 2x Crystal Matrix Ingot?"* Parkour Infinity : *"Would you Octuple NEO Wallhop for 2x Crystal Matrix Ingot and 2x Neutronium Ingot? or Butterfly Head Double NEO for Infinity Catalyst"* Parkour Omniscient : *"Would you do 6x6 Frame Wallhop to other Side for Infinity Catalyst? or Two Minute of Continious Wallhopping for Infinity Ingot?"* Parkour Omnipresent : *"Would you do Octuple Pane Wallhop? for 2x Infinity Ingot? or Mid-air Corner Clip for Infinity Block"* Parkour Omnipotent : *"Would you do Mid-air Corner Clip for Infinity Block? or Mid-air Glitch NEO for Creative Energy Cell?"*
0:31 parkour noobs could only have either raw chicken or beef, no steaks in the noob level 0:38 parkour noobs arent allowed to break blocks 0:44 parkour noobs cant see upper floors and the pro level is clearly visible 1:00 again, parkour noobs arent allowed to break blocks, he would have been caught 1:15 he is not allowed, and a pro would probably have caught him, 1:30 in parkour civilisation theres no violence, peasant 1:40 this guy didnt have any iron boots on, and that means he wasnt a pro, so it wasnt his house, therefore he didnt invade him 2:38 in the story evbo was a hero so he wouldnt have done that i got bored halfay through and i cant believe i typed allat
Bro's thekind of guy to look at a stage play mistake, and as a satire joke he goes "It could've been solved if I had just picked this tree made of cardboard- which, heh, I don't know if they're just bad at realism or I'm super strong."
i think it's kinda like that can't fly in Minecraft, we can't hit people in Parkour Civilization, the only way to kill someone is to parkour battle or parkour race
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Bro I swear I watched Evbo for like 2 years and I decide to take 1 break and watch some other people and suddenly when I come back to check to see what he’s doing he’s blown up, became a meme, created his most popular series, gotten recognized by so many people, and became one of the most popular Minecraft videos. He even made it his main series HELP 😭😭😭😭😭
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Same!
same. noob civilization was my favorite
Same
@@ToiletWarlordi loved the noobs one omg it was so good
Video title: “parkour civilization if it wasn’t scripted”
The actual video: “parkour civilization if evbo was a criminal and the law enforcement didn’t care”
😂
Lol this vid still scripted
Nah the actual video is: If parkour civilisation was british
@@Theforrestguard 🤣
fdsdfs
You can either do the one block jump for beef or something, or a one block vertical jump for a parody video
"In parkour civilization,nobody goes for the parody video!"
@@IamNoobYTwe need a pvp civillization joke now
Nobody in pvp civilization uses there sword for the 1 block vertical hit for the your mom
*jump* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
@@stockimage6174Idk, hearing "pvp civilization" reminds me of 2b2t server, isn't that considered as one?
in parkour civilization you parkour to get food, you get parkour to know the truth, and you parkour to flush your toilet.
lmao
unfortunately, whenever i see the word "toilet" my mind fills with "MISTAH PHONE"
@@algriffv2”MISTAH PHONE”
MISTAH PHONE🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🚽🚽🚽📱📱📱
@@Thisisasnowfish MISTAH PHONE, THE CORN MAN GOT ARRESTED FOR KIDNAPPING 3 CHILDREN
Electy: "I finally found a tree!"
3:30 *Literally surrounded by trees earlier*
“I just found a crazy oversight in Parkour Civilization.”
2:18 w ladder clutch
"He Lived"
@@jcs3146 100%
Bout to type lmao
That was an amazing ladder clutch he did
@@therealyournamehere2YTdid not die, he did not.
3:22 avg skill of parkour civilisation players
2:32 YOUR TASK WAS TO SELL HOUSES NOT FEED NOOBS
To be fair, if a parkour noob ever griefs, he would probably end up in the parkour prison. So the REAL question is: can parkour prison actually hold people?
watch as kenadian debunks parkour prison
@@ettt69 (insert F5 joke)
@@Michael-y6n But then I had a very good idea! I used f5, you see using f5 allowed me to see a barrier block I wouldn't have noticed before without having to die.
But then I had a very good idea! I used f5, you see using f5 allowed me to see another layer I wou- wait a minute there's another level?
0:24 “IN PARKOUR CIVILIZATION NOBODY’S HAPPY”
Relatable
*"This is what PVP Civilization are created after this 😂😂"*
what..?
He’s young I think he’s trying to say this is why PVP civilisation was made
*This is why PVP Civilization started 💀* There, fixed ya' comment, now you won't get bullied!
I think you meant "This is what pvp civilization was inspired by"
@user-to8bv Lil bro uses reddit 😭
Bro became the brand new "Parkour War Criminal"
0:31 the fact that this corresponds to the speed running parkour civilization, cuz of the amount of meat
4:43 Hacker at background be like: ⬇️↙️↕️↗️⬆️↙️↪️↗️⬆️↔️➡️
Lol
Zip-zab
3:20 how did you even fail that jump man…
In parkour Civilization, nobody goes for the fist fights
This is still scripted
And?
@@ezzisaurus8331 this video is about non scripted parkour civilization and it follows a script
@@bubbapie123 it’s funny
Haters will say it's scripted
@@bubbapie123oil up
*"If Raw Beef or Raw Chicken jumps were occoured on all Ranks"*
Parkour Master : Hey wake up! it's time for Mandatory Parkour Check!
Evbo : What is it
Parkour Master : You know the deal
Parkour Master *"Would you do 2 Block Jump Vertical for Cooked Chicken? or Three Block Jump Vertical for Cooked Beef"*
Parkour Champion : *"Would you do 4 Block Jump with Ladder for Golden Carrot? or Single NEO for Golden Apple"*
Parkour God : *"Would you Do Single NEO for Golden Apple? or Triple NEO for Totem of Undying"*
Parkour Transcendence : *"Would you do 3 Block to Candle Vertical Jump for Notch Apple? or Butterfly NEO for Parkour Potion"* (Parkour Potion = Speed II and Jump Boost II for 3 minutes)
Parkour Constellation : *"Would you do Pane to Pane NEO for Ender Pearl? or Double Gapped NEO for Nether Star?"*
Parkour Nebula : *"Hello Gregians.. Would you do Block to Pane Triple NEO for Nether Star and Diamond Lattice? or Loop de Loop NEO for 2x Crystal Matrix Ingot?"*
Parkour Infinity : *"Would you Octuple NEO Wallhop for 2x Crystal Matrix Ingot and 2x Neutronium Ingot? or Butterfly Head Double NEO for Infinity Catalyst"*
Parkour Omniscient : *"Would you do 6x6 Frame Wallhop to other Side for Infinity Catalyst? or Two Minute of Continious Wallhopping for Infinity Ingot?"*
Parkour Omnipresent : *"Would you do Octuple Pane Wallhop? for 2x Infinity Ingot? or Mid-air Corner Clip for Infinity Block"*
Parkour Omnipotent : *"Would you do Mid-air Corner Clip for Infinity Block? or Mid-air Glitch NEO for Creative Energy Cell?"*
???
nah minecraft parkour evolved into roblox parkour
That escalated quickly
Yap yap yap, this isn’t story time.
we have evolved to avaritia
1:20 "now I'm A parkour pro"
Canman has been real quiet since this dropped
camman
Can man
@@GraceEve-cw4hh check the channel name
Canman
r/kidsonyoutube
(WORLD RECORD) parkour civilization speedrun 5:06
"wow it would sure be a shame if i broke four blocks to the left over here" That's the most Kenadian thing to say ever.
This is why PVP civilization was made 😭🙏
1:11 "wait a second what if i just you know place my own block" 💀
Task: Sell houses to noobs
him: CHOOSE BEFF OR RAW CHICKEN
Inaccurate. Noobs physically can't have more than 3 hunger bars and a noob had a chest filled with cooked beef.
Wdym it's very accuryre
@@Mizu2023 Clearly we have not watched the same series.
@@crimsonxero5924nah dude your a poser, I remember that house having all those cooked steak there
@@warmateo6261 I can't tell if you're just trolling or if ur being serious.
@@crimsonxero5924you're the one trolling, those steaks were really important to the plot you dumdum
0:16 no you could have killed him
im the only one that saw that in the daily task there was "sell noobs houses" but he feeded them
Wait wha- HOW
I saw that
if dropping them into the void is feeding then sure thats what he did
The fact that he acknowledges the fact that PvP is a thing is awesome, cuz evbo just straight up forgot PvP was a thing in his parkour
This was the type of behavior that got the Parkour Villain imprisoned forever bro 😔
If parkour civilization was an anarchy:
0:08 he did the one block vertical, he’s too powerful
2:03 should sell houses instead proceeds to give food to noobs
1:31 is it just me or does this guy look like billy the puppet
I think it’s the dude from Legend of Kora
Yea
@@protege6383 Amon
he's Amon from the legend of korra
*evade*
1:46 bro this is the 7th time stop breaking into my house
I'm coming
2:34 is no one gonna talk about the boat on top of the house?
Parkour Civilization: Before Evbo's reign
(HELP LOL, THE VID WAS TOO FUNNY-)
Everyone: *Parkour*
Electy: I REJECT YOUR REALITY AND SUBSTITUTE MY OWN
Hacker: Hold my beer.
This is hilarious! I subbed
idk why, but the "let's go rob this guy's house" is so funny in the context parkour civ 😭
"Hey, maybe I'll live?" Famous last words-
1:35 someone down there get a free pro boots 😂
In parkour civilisation no one gos for the chicken
hi
😊
Blud completed the parkour civilization in 5 minutes instead of hours 😂😂😂
3:50 some of the boot's broken lol
It's because he used the same one in the speedrun
same with the iron boots
One important rule of parkour civilization is that to do anything, you need to parkour. This includes damaging other players.
>breaks into house
>sees someone pooping in the privacy of their own home
>"ew thats gross"
4:50 i love how he said i am now the parkour champion and it synced up with the song in the backround
2:18 unexpected
0:31 parkour noobs could only have either raw chicken or beef, no steaks in the noob level
0:38 parkour noobs arent allowed to break blocks
0:44 parkour noobs cant see upper floors and the pro level is clearly visible
1:00 again, parkour noobs arent allowed to break blocks, he would have been caught
1:15 he is not allowed, and a pro would probably have caught him,
1:30 in parkour civilisation theres no violence, peasant
1:40 this guy didnt have any iron boots on, and that means he wasnt a pro, so it wasnt his house, therefore he didnt invade him
2:38 in the story evbo was a hero so he wouldnt have done that
i got bored halfay through and i cant believe i typed allat
nobody cares
1:37 is just me every day
This shouldve been called: parkour civilization if no plot armour existed
4:17 looks cool
You, my friend are MY FIRST SHORT I'VE GOTTEN OVER 1 MIN CONGRATULATIONS 🎉🎉🎉🎉
I'm just imagining you drinking 5 shots of espresso, thinking "parkour civilisation" and then giving birth to this video
Bro's thekind of guy to look at a stage play mistake, and as a satire joke he goes "It could've been solved if I had just picked this tree made of cardboard- which, heh, I don't know if they're just bad at realism or I'm super strong."
Bro takes 5 minutes to be a champion
Evbo: hours to be a champion
Weeks*
I needed this thanks for making it
i think it's kinda like that can't fly in Minecraft, we can't hit people in Parkour Civilization, the only way to kill someone is to parkour battle or parkour race
"in parkour civilization nodbody's happy" 🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Parkour civilisation if punching was invented
Evbo:spawns in:Electy you're not safe...
What survival players would do if they are in The Parkour Civilization:
Bro really said why is he on the toilet AFTER YOU BROKE INTO HIS HOUSE 1:49
2:21 That's why you shouldn't use ladders
4:50 the hacker
English:welcome back, my meowing milkmaids!
Polish:Witamy ponownie, moje miauczące dojarki!
0:15 wtf the “small pp house” 😭🙏💀
"Okay we can just jump down like this and we should be good (-dies)
3:19 ermmm actually
Fun fact: this is probably half non-scripted, judging by sometimes his voice sounds genuine, like when the dollar fell and he laughed.
Bro speedrunned parkour civilization 💀💀💀
1:50 what do you not sit on the toilet? like at all?
Fr
Is it like a crime to use the toilet?
It’s a vid and it says if parkour civilisation wasn’t scripted
No I actually just float over the toilet
Happy 400k subs!
After watching the series this is beyond satisfying
He committed
Parkour Crimes
How do we join the server on iPad apple
Such good and funny video 😂
Love this video, it's how I did my parkour civilization video that got scrapped
1:43 i laughed when that noob appeared 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I watched this when i was sick and most videos made me feel sicker but this was the only entertaining one
How it feels to replay a game you struggled with as a kid:
the way that some of the crucial parts of the movie are actually here means u watched it fully
"If parkour civilization wasn't scripted" but finds a ton of food in the first chest you look in
More like if evo was a menace in parkour civilization
Alternate title: “parkour civilization but you have free will”
True title of the video: *speedrun on parkour civilization at any%*
When he has more than three hunger bars when he's a noob is so cursed
Parkour Civilization if the champion didn't exist
How on Earth did you recreate this so perfectly?
when are u gonna continue the void civilization
I love how he scripted it to not be scripted
3:50 Anyone know the song played in the backround?
I was wishing for a "written in parkour" reference
0:58 an easy fix would be that they DO try to break and place blocks but they CANT
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“Ew why is he on the toilet” don’t act like you have a toilet to 😭
this breaks the canon so much, u clearly havent studied parkcour civilization as much as me
Do you know what the word "parody" means?
the title should be "how to become a parkour master for beginners"
no one can stop you but the parkour God
Parkour civilization Speedrun🔥🔥🐙
You were the second parkour master💀