if Parkour Civilization wasn't Scripted

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  • @Samandrewsisthegreatest
    @Samandrewsisthegreatest Місяць тому +1539

    Bro I swear I watched Evbo for like 2 years and I decide to take 1 break and watch some other people and suddenly when I come back to check to see what he’s doing he’s blown up, became a meme, created his most popular series, gotten recognized by so many people, and became one of the most popular Minecraft videos. He even made it his main series HELP 😭😭😭😭😭

    • @value1lol
      @value1lol Місяць тому +19

      og

    • @VGN227
      @VGN227 Місяць тому +9

      Same!

    • @ToiletWarlord
      @ToiletWarlord Місяць тому +17

      same. noob civilization was my favorite

    • @RedDotShark18
      @RedDotShark18 Місяць тому +2

      Same

    • @therealdoh
      @therealdoh Місяць тому +6

      @@ToiletWarlordi loved the noobs one omg it was so good

  • @BlazePlayzGames62
    @BlazePlayzGames62 Місяць тому +1339

    Video title: “parkour civilization if it wasn’t scripted”
    The actual video: “parkour civilization if evbo was a criminal and the law enforcement didn’t care”

  • @polkinidk
    @polkinidk 2 місяці тому +2098

    You can either do the one block jump for beef or something, or a one block vertical jump for a parody video

    • @IamNoobYT
      @IamNoobYT 2 місяці тому +51

      "In parkour civilization,nobody goes for the parody video!"

    • @stockimage6174
      @stockimage6174 2 місяці тому +12

      @@IamNoobYTwe need a pvp civillization joke now

    • @nazmulhoque6389
      @nazmulhoque6389 2 місяці тому +3

      Nobody in pvp civilization uses there sword for the 1 block vertical hit for the your mom

    • @rajaRaja-gd1pq
      @rajaRaja-gd1pq 2 місяці тому

      *jump* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • @benevolentmadman5225
      @benevolentmadman5225 2 місяці тому

      ​@@stockimage6174Idk, hearing "pvp civilization" reminds me of 2b2t server, isn't that considered as one?

  • @waitwhat7838
    @waitwhat7838 2 місяці тому +672

    in parkour civilization you parkour to get food, you get parkour to know the truth, and you parkour to flush your toilet.

    • @I_am_bacon._.
      @I_am_bacon._. Місяць тому +3

      lmao

    • @algriffv2
      @algriffv2 Місяць тому +10

      unfortunately, whenever i see the word "toilet" my mind fills with "MISTAH PHONE"

    • @Mrsilly123BLEHH
      @Mrsilly123BLEHH Місяць тому +3

      @@algriffv2”MISTAH PHONE”

    • @Thisisasnowfish
      @Thisisasnowfish Місяць тому +2

      MISTAH PHONE🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🚽🚽🚽📱📱📱

    • @algriffv2
      @algriffv2 Місяць тому +1

      @@Thisisasnowfish MISTAH PHONE, THE CORN MAN GOT ARRESTED FOR KIDNAPPING 3 CHILDREN

  • @lod4246
    @lod4246 2 місяці тому +284

    Electy: "I finally found a tree!"
    3:30 *Literally surrounded by trees earlier*

    • @TheBoss.-tq2vm
      @TheBoss.-tq2vm Місяць тому +4

      “I just found a crazy oversight in Parkour Civilization.”

  • @AVeryNervousWreck
    @AVeryNervousWreck 2 місяці тому +425

    2:18 w ladder clutch

  • @ray4237
    @ray4237 2 місяці тому +226

    3:22 avg skill of parkour civilisation players

  • @aringossai1895
    @aringossai1895 Місяць тому +27

    2:32 YOUR TASK WAS TO SELL HOUSES NOT FEED NOOBS

  • @Michael-y6n
    @Michael-y6n 2 місяці тому +139

    To be fair, if a parkour noob ever griefs, he would probably end up in the parkour prison. So the REAL question is: can parkour prison actually hold people?

    • @ettt69
      @ettt69 2 місяці тому +25

      watch as kenadian debunks parkour prison

    • @Michael-y6n
      @Michael-y6n 2 місяці тому +6

      @@ettt69 (insert F5 joke)

    • @KillerKatz12
      @KillerKatz12 2 місяці тому +20

      @@Michael-y6n But then I had a very good idea! I used f5, you see using f5 allowed me to see a barrier block I wouldn't have noticed before without having to die.
      But then I had a very good idea! I used f5, you see using f5 allowed me to see another layer I wou- wait a minute there's another level?

  • @BelugaWhale754
    @BelugaWhale754 Місяць тому +52

    0:24 “IN PARKOUR CIVILIZATION NOBODY’S HAPPY”

  • @Mizuryryn
    @Mizuryryn 2 місяці тому +599

    *"This is what PVP Civilization are created after this 😂😂"*

    • @jinxsterr_Dispenser3741
      @jinxsterr_Dispenser3741 2 місяці тому +9

      what..?

    • @HarrryButcher
      @HarrryButcher 2 місяці тому +20

      He’s young I think he’s trying to say this is why PVP civilisation was made

    • @Redd3ited
      @Redd3ited 2 місяці тому +18

      *This is why PVP Civilization started 💀* There, fixed ya' comment, now you won't get bullied!

    • @iiDTC
      @iiDTC 2 місяці тому +4

      I think you meant "This is what pvp civilization was inspired by"

    • @Britsoo
      @Britsoo 2 місяці тому

      ​@user-to8bv Lil bro uses reddit 😭

  • @Dankmemeboi5684
    @Dankmemeboi5684 2 місяці тому +42

    Bro became the brand new "Parkour War Criminal"

  • @Nav2MC
    @Nav2MC 2 місяці тому +59

    0:31 the fact that this corresponds to the speed running parkour civilization, cuz of the amount of meat

  • @ShastYT
    @ShastYT Місяць тому +63

    4:43 Hacker at background be like: ⬇️↙️↕️↗️⬆️↙️↪️↗️⬆️↔️➡️

  • @levymgc8401
    @levymgc8401 2 місяці тому +132

    3:20 how did you even fail that jump man…

  • @Timeworks1
    @Timeworks1 Місяць тому +22

    In parkour Civilization, nobody goes for the fist fights

  • @bubbapie123
    @bubbapie123 2 місяці тому +1077

    This is still scripted

    • @ezzisaurus8331
      @ezzisaurus8331 2 місяці тому +30

      And?

    • @bubbapie123
      @bubbapie123 2 місяці тому +96

      @@ezzisaurus8331 this video is about non scripted parkour civilization and it follows a script

    • @ezzisaurus8331
      @ezzisaurus8331 2 місяці тому +65

      @@bubbapie123 it’s funny

    • @Lakshya_Plays_Minecraft
      @Lakshya_Plays_Minecraft 2 місяці тому +101

      Haters will say it's scripted

    • @Cheeseform
      @Cheeseform 2 місяці тому

      ​@@bubbapie123oil up

  • @Mizuryryn
    @Mizuryryn 2 місяці тому +115

    *"If Raw Beef or Raw Chicken jumps were occoured on all Ranks"*
    Parkour Master : Hey wake up! it's time for Mandatory Parkour Check!
    Evbo : What is it
    Parkour Master : You know the deal
    Parkour Master *"Would you do 2 Block Jump Vertical for Cooked Chicken? or Three Block Jump Vertical for Cooked Beef"*
    Parkour Champion : *"Would you do 4 Block Jump with Ladder for Golden Carrot? or Single NEO for Golden Apple"*
    Parkour God : *"Would you Do Single NEO for Golden Apple? or Triple NEO for Totem of Undying"*
    Parkour Transcendence : *"Would you do 3 Block to Candle Vertical Jump for Notch Apple? or Butterfly NEO for Parkour Potion"* (Parkour Potion = Speed II and Jump Boost II for 3 minutes)
    Parkour Constellation : *"Would you do Pane to Pane NEO for Ender Pearl? or Double Gapped NEO for Nether Star?"*
    Parkour Nebula : *"Hello Gregians.. Would you do Block to Pane Triple NEO for Nether Star and Diamond Lattice? or Loop de Loop NEO for 2x Crystal Matrix Ingot?"*
    Parkour Infinity : *"Would you Octuple NEO Wallhop for 2x Crystal Matrix Ingot and 2x Neutronium Ingot? or Butterfly Head Double NEO for Infinity Catalyst"*
    Parkour Omniscient : *"Would you do 6x6 Frame Wallhop to other Side for Infinity Catalyst? or Two Minute of Continious Wallhopping for Infinity Ingot?"*
    Parkour Omnipresent : *"Would you do Octuple Pane Wallhop? for 2x Infinity Ingot? or Mid-air Corner Clip for Infinity Block"*
    Parkour Omnipotent : *"Would you do Mid-air Corner Clip for Infinity Block? or Mid-air Glitch NEO for Creative Energy Cell?"*

    • @Jayasree0627
      @Jayasree0627 2 місяці тому +12

      ???

    • @lime.person
      @lime.person 2 місяці тому +23

      nah minecraft parkour evolved into roblox parkour

    • @jaozindeboas
      @jaozindeboas 2 місяці тому +6

      That escalated quickly

    • @sadsnow8040
      @sadsnow8040 2 місяці тому +1

      Yap yap yap, this isn’t story time.

    • @FishGamingReal
      @FishGamingReal 2 місяці тому +1

      we have evolved to avaritia

  • @mcdiamond2631
    @mcdiamond2631 2 місяці тому +57

    1:20 "now I'm A parkour pro"
    Canman has been real quiet since this dropped

  • @spp-s9l
    @spp-s9l Місяць тому +97

    (WORLD RECORD) parkour civilization speedrun 5:06

  • @kave-team
    @kave-team 27 днів тому +3

    "wow it would sure be a shame if i broke four blocks to the left over here" That's the most Kenadian thing to say ever.

  • @NRG-u8w
    @NRG-u8w Місяць тому +7

    This is why PVP civilization was made 😭🙏

  • @NoodlesAreYummy1199
    @NoodlesAreYummy1199 2 місяці тому +34

    1:11 "wait a second what if i just you know place my own block" 💀

  • @death9873
    @death9873 Місяць тому +3

    Task: Sell houses to noobs
    him: CHOOSE BEFF OR RAW CHICKEN

  • @crimsonxero5924
    @crimsonxero5924 Місяць тому +32

    Inaccurate. Noobs physically can't have more than 3 hunger bars and a noob had a chest filled with cooked beef.

    • @Mizu2023
      @Mizu2023 Місяць тому +2

      Wdym it's very accuryre

    • @crimsonxero5924
      @crimsonxero5924 Місяць тому +4

      @@Mizu2023 Clearly we have not watched the same series.

    • @warmateo6261
      @warmateo6261 Місяць тому +4

      @@crimsonxero5924nah dude your a poser, I remember that house having all those cooked steak there

    • @crimsonxero5924
      @crimsonxero5924 Місяць тому

      @@warmateo6261 I can't tell if you're just trolling or if ur being serious.

    • @whitefri2z
      @whitefri2z Місяць тому

      ​@@crimsonxero5924you're the one trolling, those steaks were really important to the plot you dumdum

  • @TheBusinessPig
    @TheBusinessPig 2 місяці тому +23

    0:16 no you could have killed him

  • @allthelions1
    @allthelions1 2 місяці тому +53

    im the only one that saw that in the daily task there was "sell noobs houses" but he feeded them

    • @DinnerDemon
      @DinnerDemon 2 місяці тому +3

      Wait wha- HOW

    • @Clickanywheretostart
      @Clickanywheretostart 2 місяці тому

      I saw that

    • @JDBJake
      @JDBJake 2 місяці тому +3

      if dropping them into the void is feeding then sure thats what he did

  • @Prickzily
    @Prickzily Місяць тому +8

    The fact that he acknowledges the fact that PvP is a thing is awesome, cuz evbo just straight up forgot PvP was a thing in his parkour

  • @imthatoneguyirl
    @imthatoneguyirl Місяць тому +5

    This was the type of behavior that got the Parkour Villain imprisoned forever bro 😔

  • @mateoizaelandrada2059
    @mateoizaelandrada2059 Місяць тому +4

    If parkour civilization was an anarchy:

  • @BetterCallSansUndertale
    @BetterCallSansUndertale Місяць тому +3

    0:08 he did the one block vertical, he’s too powerful

  • @FrozenMonkeyVR
    @FrozenMonkeyVR Місяць тому +4

    2:03 should sell houses instead proceeds to give food to noobs

  • @justdaniellol
    @justdaniellol 2 місяці тому +16

    1:31 is it just me or does this guy look like billy the puppet

  • @DaneJanecane
    @DaneJanecane Місяць тому +3

    1:46 bro this is the 7th time stop breaking into my house

  • @maggiejo1031
    @maggiejo1031 12 днів тому +1

    2:34 is no one gonna talk about the boat on top of the house?

  • @Confused_Luck
    @Confused_Luck Місяць тому +1

    Parkour Civilization: Before Evbo's reign
    (HELP LOL, THE VID WAS TOO FUNNY-)

  • @kylemacintoshlinux1449
    @kylemacintoshlinux1449 18 днів тому

    Everyone: *Parkour*
    Electy: I REJECT YOUR REALITY AND SUBSTITUTE MY OWN
    Hacker: Hold my beer.

  • @Dwayne-The-Brick
    @Dwayne-The-Brick 27 днів тому

    This is hilarious! I subbed

  • @StarFall78
    @StarFall78 Місяць тому

    idk why, but the "let's go rob this guy's house" is so funny in the context parkour civ 😭

  • @Player_IdkIJustNeedAName
    @Player_IdkIJustNeedAName Місяць тому +1

    "Hey, maybe I'll live?" Famous last words-

  • @senkimlonggaming7640
    @senkimlonggaming7640 25 днів тому +1

    1:35 someone down there get a free pro boots 😂

  • @-rx3wy
    @-rx3wy 5 днів тому +2

    In parkour civilisation no one gos for the chicken

  • @imrealhg7245
    @imrealhg7245 Місяць тому +2

    Blud completed the parkour civilization in 5 minutes instead of hours 😂😂😂

  • @unnamedguy56
    @unnamedguy56 2 місяці тому +20

    3:50 some of the boot's broken lol

    • @sam14104
      @sam14104 2 місяці тому

      It's because he used the same one in the speedrun

    • @AntiSkeppyClone
      @AntiSkeppyClone 2 місяці тому

      same with the iron boots

  • @Ritesh-_-
    @Ritesh-_- Місяць тому

    One important rule of parkour civilization is that to do anything, you need to parkour. This includes damaging other players.

  • @mansteve-l3p
    @mansteve-l3p Місяць тому

    >breaks into house
    >sees someone pooping in the privacy of their own home
    >"ew thats gross"

  • @Tato_VR
    @Tato_VR 21 день тому

    4:50 i love how he said i am now the parkour champion and it synced up with the song in the backround

  • @Razeil_Gaming
    @Razeil_Gaming 2 місяці тому +33

    2:18 unexpected

  • @san1512jas
    @san1512jas Місяць тому +2

    0:31 parkour noobs could only have either raw chicken or beef, no steaks in the noob level
    0:38 parkour noobs arent allowed to break blocks
    0:44 parkour noobs cant see upper floors and the pro level is clearly visible
    1:00 again, parkour noobs arent allowed to break blocks, he would have been caught
    1:15 he is not allowed, and a pro would probably have caught him,
    1:30 in parkour civilisation theres no violence, peasant
    1:40 this guy didnt have any iron boots on, and that means he wasnt a pro, so it wasnt his house, therefore he didnt invade him
    2:38 in the story evbo was a hero so he wouldnt have done that
    i got bored halfay through and i cant believe i typed allat

  • @BlorpoDaBoss
    @BlorpoDaBoss Місяць тому +5

    1:37 is just me every day

  • @Flowers_BloodyLilac
    @Flowers_BloodyLilac 2 місяці тому +4

    This shouldve been called: parkour civilization if no plot armour existed

  • @OphilienGaetan-jk2ss
    @OphilienGaetan-jk2ss Місяць тому +5

    4:17 looks cool

  • @Ajs_new_mouse
    @Ajs_new_mouse Місяць тому +1

    You, my friend are MY FIRST SHORT I'VE GOTTEN OVER 1 MIN CONGRATULATIONS 🎉🎉🎉🎉

  • @Itagami_Kun
    @Itagami_Kun Місяць тому

    I'm just imagining you drinking 5 shots of espresso, thinking "parkour civilisation" and then giving birth to this video

  • @enigmatic2878
    @enigmatic2878 Місяць тому

    Bro's thekind of guy to look at a stage play mistake, and as a satire joke he goes "It could've been solved if I had just picked this tree made of cardboard- which, heh, I don't know if they're just bad at realism or I'm super strong."

  • @simonbaluyot5640
    @simonbaluyot5640 28 днів тому +1

    Bro takes 5 minutes to be a champion
    Evbo: hours to be a champion

  • @fizzy_dizzy2285
    @fizzy_dizzy2285 Місяць тому

    I needed this thanks for making it

  • @RainProsperity
    @RainProsperity 2 місяці тому +2

    i think it's kinda like that can't fly in Minecraft, we can't hit people in Parkour Civilization, the only way to kill someone is to parkour battle or parkour race

  • @erarusios
    @erarusios 3 дні тому

    "in parkour civilization nodbody's happy" 🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @supermaximglitchy1
    @supermaximglitchy1 Місяць тому +2

    Parkour civilisation if punching was invented

  • @AlexPawlak-g1n
    @AlexPawlak-g1n 2 місяці тому +12

    Evbo:spawns in:Electy you're not safe...

  • @ItsMeKev
    @ItsMeKev 2 місяці тому +2

    What survival players would do if they are in The Parkour Civilization:

  • @SunnyBoyWasTaken
    @SunnyBoyWasTaken 5 днів тому

    Bro really said why is he on the toilet AFTER YOU BROKE INTO HIS HOUSE 1:49

  • @TweetyFam
    @TweetyFam Місяць тому +1

    2:21 That's why you shouldn't use ladders

  • @the-protogen-of-the-sky
    @the-protogen-of-the-sky 2 місяці тому +12

    4:50 the hacker

  • @wenkiatkhoo1143
    @wenkiatkhoo1143 2 місяці тому

    English:welcome back, my meowing milkmaids!
    Polish:Witamy ponownie, moje miauczące dojarki!

  • @HappyLMAO123
    @HappyLMAO123 Місяць тому

    0:15 wtf the “small pp house” 😭🙏💀

  • @x_Tex0n_x
    @x_Tex0n_x Місяць тому

    "Okay we can just jump down like this and we should be good (-dies)

  • @Mrmortasfortnitegaming
    @Mrmortasfortnitegaming Місяць тому +1

    3:19 ermmm actually

  • @keriwhitenack5021
    @keriwhitenack5021 Місяць тому +1

    Fun fact: this is probably half non-scripted, judging by sometimes his voice sounds genuine, like when the dollar fell and he laughed.

  • @NotSunlightGaming
    @NotSunlightGaming 28 днів тому +1

    Bro speedrunned parkour civilization 💀💀💀

  • @GRIBLYGROBLY
    @GRIBLYGROBLY Місяць тому +8

    1:50 what do you not sit on the toilet? like at all?

  • @ejburak
    @ejburak Місяць тому

    Happy 400k subs!

  • @beshhyyy
    @beshhyyy 2 місяці тому

    After watching the series this is beyond satisfying

  • @jikkybytt
    @jikkybytt Місяць тому +1

    He committed
    Parkour Crimes

  • @Wolf_kingdom_king2
    @Wolf_kingdom_king2 Місяць тому +1

    How do we join the server on iPad apple

  • @hedgehoggaming-5677
    @hedgehoggaming-5677 Місяць тому

    Such good and funny video 😂

  • @vic-h4v
    @vic-h4v 2 місяці тому

    Love this video, it's how I did my parkour civilization video that got scrapped

  • @Rizzler21-ytbeXP
    @Rizzler21-ytbeXP Місяць тому

    1:43 i laughed when that noob appeared 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @animeanddogsmixeddragonbal2579
    @animeanddogsmixeddragonbal2579 2 місяці тому +3

    I watched this when i was sick and most videos made me feel sicker but this was the only entertaining one

  • @Cheese-yx2vt
    @Cheese-yx2vt Місяць тому

    How it feels to replay a game you struggled with as a kid:

  • @rainsghost
    @rainsghost Місяць тому

    the way that some of the crucial parts of the movie are actually here means u watched it fully

  • @Bat3p
    @Bat3p 25 днів тому

    "If parkour civilization wasn't scripted" but finds a ton of food in the first chest you look in

  • @Cha-kr3lk
    @Cha-kr3lk Місяць тому +1

    More like if evo was a menace in parkour civilization

  • @RonnieLee-b5d
    @RonnieLee-b5d 28 днів тому

    Alternate title: “parkour civilization but you have free will”

  • @authorofthemultiverse
    @authorofthemultiverse 2 місяці тому +1

    True title of the video: *speedrun on parkour civilization at any%*

  • @Bares27
    @Bares27 Місяць тому

    When he has more than three hunger bars when he's a noob is so cursed

  • @happyboy07685
    @happyboy07685 2 місяці тому +1

    Parkour Civilization if the champion didn't exist

  • @Gatorboy5678
    @Gatorboy5678 Місяць тому

    How on Earth did you recreate this so perfectly?

  • @Tijnio5036
    @Tijnio5036 2 місяці тому +4

    when are u gonna continue the void civilization

  • @Mrcrzytornado1
    @Mrcrzytornado1 Місяць тому +1

    I love how he scripted it to not be scripted

  • @matthewgaming5097
    @matthewgaming5097 Місяць тому

    3:50 Anyone know the song played in the backround?

  • @alternative7586
    @alternative7586 2 місяці тому +3

    I was wishing for a "written in parkour" reference

  • @GooseGirl1037
    @GooseGirl1037 Місяць тому +1

    0:58 an easy fix would be that they DO try to break and place blocks but they CANT

  • @YummySoupIsYum
    @YummySoupIsYum Місяць тому

    “Ew why is he on the toilet” don’t act like you have a toilet to 😭

  • @E11A2irl
    @E11A2irl Місяць тому

    this breaks the canon so much, u clearly havent studied parkcour civilization as much as me

    • @SupremeZenith
      @SupremeZenith Місяць тому

      Do you know what the word "parody" means?

  • @whyased
    @whyased 2 місяці тому +2

    the title should be "how to become a parkour master for beginners"

  • @MONKEYGANG-3175
    @MONKEYGANG-3175 Місяць тому

    no one can stop you but the parkour God

  • @C00LANIMATI0NS_1
    @C00LANIMATI0NS_1 Місяць тому

    Parkour civilization Speedrun🔥🔥🐙

  • @milosavramov3979
    @milosavramov3979 Місяць тому +1

    You were the second parkour master💀