First: Yes, we're sorry it wasn't blaseball. Second: DID YOU KNOW that we just got a HAYSEED shirt in our merch store? store.dftba.com/collections/polygon/products/hayseed-shirt
@@i.cs.z I assume American football because, at the end, he mentions his 'soccer skills' (unless they use both football and soccer to describe the non-American kind)
Kofie's "see it through to the end" and Brian's "i almost released an hour long video about the 600 unique enemies you fight in the castlevania games" is just a match made in heaven, highlighted by "there are 8000 indigenous sports and sporting games" "oh my god"
@@archivingjsstreams3454 maybe they should host an after hours streaming show, maybe where they can play games in this manner, perhaps with challenges and reader suggestions. Please
... you might be on to something here. during the match a lot of the balls ended up off the field, which meant that the players spent a lot of time having to pickitup pickitup pickitup pickitup
@@Meepswonder Not denying that it's uncomfortable to breathe in a face mask, but it's largely a psychological effect. Normal breathing in a mask actually replenishes oxygen and vents CO2 just as well as without a mask, but apparently wearing a mask tends to make people breathe weird just from the discomfort.
I love the idea of being able to switch to golf-style commentary whenever you want, and I would also love it if golf could have an option to switch to screaming commentary whenever you want.
"For those of us who have followed Brian's career for a long time now, this kind of behaviour shouldn't be a surprise. He's a scoundrel, and he's a bad boy" 😂😈😂
Rule suggestion: There has to be a center "ball circle" that the players have to step out of in order to throw a ball. Kofie has been camping the middle too much, so Brian rarely had time to grab a ball upon respawning. Edit: Also, for the rare case of a draw happening, the game has to be decided by a subway-surfer sudden death
I think that a team variant could be created where you have "throwers" outside the pitch and "surfers" inside. Surfers need to avoid being hit whole throwers attempt to hit the opposing surfer.
@@Futuristic271 Are the throwers not playing Subways Surfers tho? I think, this would take away of the games purpose i think. However, i agree that the game should somehow be playable as a team sport, since team sports are the most widely loved and played sports generally
I think quite simply you can only throw the balls on your side of the pitch. Kofie camped the middle and Brian couldn't do anything because of the volley rule, if there were limited balls per team then it becomes a waiting game
@@FebruaryGhost I originally started with just Brian, but after watching all of Overboard in a day (minus the Cyberpunk campaign) I am loving pretty much everyone's content. He is a gateway drug and must be stopped before we are all addicted.
My favorite moment in all Esports is still that iconic clip of the Asian announcer just screaming “PENTAKILL!!!!” Over and over again. Didn’t understand wtf he was talking about but his tone and the way he said it just fills me with excitement
Until mini-golf can curb the excessive player fatalities suffered annually by the highest level of competitors in the sport, it cannot be in good conscience included in the Olympics.
Fun fact! While sports were gone, my mom's bosses (sports store owners) livestreamed a NHL hockey videogame and got actual sports announcers to narrate the gameplay. It filled the void left by real sports for jocks and actually made it on local news. It was neat
I heard Pat is into boxing though... and Pat is considerably taller than Brian... I know for most people, this wouldn't be enough to qualify as a "jock", but compared to the rest of polygon?
"Brain with those tiny little chicken bones he calls feet" actually killed me I am currently in Limbo, on my phone, waiting to find out if taking the last cookie will land me in Hell
Josh Rios was VERY good. Made me forget how upset I was when it wasn't Jon Bois. But now, after 20021, we get to see The Pretty Good story of Surferball.
It’s an incredible game, nearly perfectly put together, but I just don’t think anything will ever surpass Minion Rush in the hearts of the world. I just bought a 12th device just so I could download Minion Rush once again
I've been catching up with the Unraveleds I missed out on last year and it's been a really good thing to have on in the background while I play all my copies of Minion Rush.
Surferball: The modern non-Scandinavian biatholon. Shooting + Skiing = cold, uses guns, expensive Subway surfer + dodgeball = not in the snow, no guns, cheap, has weedsnipes The winner here is clear.
The worst part is that the's probably the closest fit to resident jock. Like, maybe Jenna is she did track in high school, but otherwise, he's the resident jock. He truly is.
@a7fog the staff at polygon is, by and large, a bit ummm... bookish. Bookish is a good word. None of them are really "jocks" per se, but we know that Brian is physically active, at least. So he kind of wins by default.
@@a7fog324 Polygon crew is just a bunch of complete nerds with such chaotic theatre kid/band kid/gamer energy, it's hard to think of any of them as jocks. Especially bdg tbh, which I guess is the joke here. I mean he loves to kick, and he can dance like hell, but I don't think that's really the same lmao
brian got an exercise machine earlier this year to condition his body to be able to actually play this game without having to call an ambulance, we've cracked it folks
When he said he was gonna merge sports and esports I legit thought he was just going to accidentally invent LARPing. And then I thought, maybe it will be something that combines the virtual with the physical, like Virtual Reality, or Augmented Reality, or Laser Tag. Never did I expect "Dodgeball whilst playing a mobile game". Truly DGR has mastered the art of being unpredictable.
Good on you both for wearing masks. Even though it was inconvenient and made sound quality a bit iffy, it’s appreciated. You’re setting a great example while protecting each other. Love it!!
That's gonna be the first scandal: the year is 2028, after years of futility the Ravens try to regain their former glory using PEDs (Phone Enhancement Devices), specifically an enhancement that makes their screens bright. A scathing report though comes out about this though and the league comes down on the team hard, barring them from that years playoffs and the team loses multiple draft picks. former player and current GM, Kofie had no idea his players were using PEDs and swears this will never happen again as he clears house, releasing all players involved in the scandal as well as the head coach. Kofie brings in his good friend Jon Bois as head coach to lead the rebuild and culture change. 2 years later Bois and the SB Ravens win the championship for the first time since Kofie's heroic victory here in 2020.
First: Yes, we're sorry it wasn't blaseball. Second: DID YOU KNOW that we just got a HAYSEED shirt in our merch store? store.dftba.com/collections/polygon/products/hayseed-shirt
It's okay, we still love you guys anyway. Go Splorts!
doesnt have to be blaseball for me to get hyped about polygon & SB in one video! though.... if there IS blaseball in the works.... :eyes:
The siesta has gone on too long, I'm hankering for some blaseball content
This is still a splort in the greater blaseball universe in my book
Plolygon would not have made this blunder.
Alternate title: Uninterrupted bullying towards polygon's resident jock with a 10 minute introduction
"Those tiny baby chicken legs" had me rolling
"If I wanted to create a sport specifically to run ads, I would have invented football" is a stone-cold jab and i respect it so much
Football as in what americans call football, or what the rest of the world call football?
@@i.cs.z I assume American football because, at the end, he mentions his 'soccer skills' (unless they use both football and soccer to describe the non-American kind)
@@i.cs.z football as in what americans call football, half the reason ppl watch the superbowl is to see the commercials
It... it isn't wrong
@@i.cs.z Association football only has one break fit for advertisements whereas Gridiron football has plenty of them.
"Sports, had to go away for a while in order to keep us healthy, like the McRib"
"Solitaire, like recreational malware"
You make it look so easy
"The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't."
@@Silverwind87 *D o n ' t P a n i c*
“If I wanted to make a sport specifically to run ads, I would have invented football”
Other episodes: Brian is a theater kid
This episode: Brian is a jock
Conclusion: Brian is Troy from High School Musical.
"Unraveled: WHAT TEAM?"
@@PantaroParatroopa Wildcats!
Or Troy from Community.
@@bismuthcrystal9658 I was thinking the same thing
@@introvertedcosplayer GETCHA HEAD IN THE GAME
Be honest, this was just an excuse for Jenna and Josh to make fun of Brian.
"baby baby chicken legs"
will neither confirm nor deny
Would watch Jenna and Josh comment everything. Did not know I needed.
And here I thought it was just an excuse to create a sport called PISS
@@Ravenlock Jenna is fantastic in both modes
I worked at a martial arts supply company for awhile. The intersection of nerds and jocks is the martial arts.
wait you’re right
Cobra Kai is a documentary.
@@ilznidiotic Y'know I've made ads for Cobra Kai but I've never watched it. Maybe I should.
@@jazzpear8877 Seasons 1&2 are must-watch, but if you have things you're doing with your life, 3 is optional.
Can't argue
Kofie's "see it through to the end" and Brian's "i almost released an hour long video about the 600 unique enemies you fight in the castlevania games" is just a match made in heaven, highlighted by "there are 8000 indigenous sports and sporting games" "oh my god"
I was so sure this was just going to end with Brian realizing the perfect mix of sports and esports has already been discovered and it’s Wii Bowling
I hadn't considered that. You're so right.
No, the true pinnacle is wii sports golf speedruns
You’re so right
my guess was fantasy football bridging the nerd-jock culture canyon
Someone let Brian know he fucked up lmaoooo
BDG's still got his "don't talk to me before i've had my gaming" setup thank god
jenna calls brian a himbo once and this is what happens. he’s ascended to new echelons of power
jenna out here calling bdg a himbo, calling his legs “baby, baby chicken legs”
Reminds me of chessboxing
Chessboxing should be in the Olympics
Hes a scoundrel
A badboy
Brian is too intelligent to be a himbo.
Starting off strong with BDG declaring himself Polygon's resident jock.
Honestly, can any of us argue this point?
@@saxmaverick He specced into KICKS
i mean at least he can jump high? but i really thought pat was the resident jock
@@archivingjsstreams3454 maybe they should host an after hours streaming show, maybe where they can play games in this manner, perhaps with challenges and reader suggestions.
Please
Let's pretend BDG is NOT Polygon's resident prep boy
i dont know why Brian saying "epic pog moment" is giving me such a crisis but it is"
Brian saying "pog" in general is a power to great to gift to humanity for clipping, but here we are. Time to make use of that power.
he seemed in physical pain to say it, to be fair
Same energy as a news reporter describing a viral video.
He said that at the exact moment I read this.
Everytime Brian says he's created something, I'm worried he's just made Ska again.
A constant fear
This is a rational fear in an irrational world.
... you might be on to something here. during the match a lot of the balls ended up off the field, which meant that the players spent a lot of time having to pickitup pickitup pickitup pickitup
& why exactly is that a problem?
7 minutes in and I'm worried it'll be wii sports bowling
Winning the Polygon Invitational SurfBall Series is colloquially known as Taking the PISS.
Underrated comment
Personally fencing X minesweeper would be pretty good.
Speedily stabbing ballons with a sabre except if you get it wrong, you explode.
but it’s also a race against another person with their own...fencesweeper? minefencer? board
"Two professional athletes winded by this mild amount of activity" yeah sounds about right
I found this just as they were saying it and it's just great
It the masks, hard as hell to breath in them
@@Meepswonder there's also the fact that they've probably been mostly inside for like 10 months like the rest of us
@@Meepswonder Not denying that it's uncomfortable to breathe in a face mask, but it's largely a psychological effect. Normal breathing in a mask actually replenishes oxygen and vents CO2 just as well as without a mask, but apparently wearing a mask tends to make people breathe weird just from the discomfort.
@@OlleLindestad Yeah I know, to me its partly stress of wearing one and I get short of breath even without one.
I love the idea of being able to switch to golf-style commentary whenever you want, and I would also love it if golf could have an option to switch to screaming commentary whenever you want.
@Ruby Gee search for "if soccer and gold switched commentary"
“Smells like freshly baked cookies in here because Brian is an open house” has to be the most wholesome fucking burn on the net
"Two professional athletes winded by this mild amount of activity, most of it in their thumbs."
I died XD
Big mood
“They’re called Eh sports”
"'Eh'. What... genre is 'eh'?"
äsports
Eh.... Sports🤷♂️
Ask me what my favorite sports is, I'm like, "eh"
æsports
Are we not going to question that Brian "Equinophobia" David Gilbert pitched "Rocket Equestrian" to Blizzard?
he did with the goal of destroying the horses
It was actually a horror game.
The horses were the ball
it’s rocket equestrian because you drive rocket powered cars into horses and people riding the horses
@@nate_storm as you should
"As polygon's resident jock" dealt negative five psychic damage
I think every one of Brian’s videos deal at least 5d12 psychic damage
So it gave you +5 psychic armor?
BDG looks like the bully in a Disney sitcom
This is the highest of compliments I can give
question man, take me by the quand
disney sitcom bullies never painted their nails tho
He dose tho
"For those of us who have followed Brian's career for a long time now, this kind of behaviour shouldn't be a surprise. He's a scoundrel, and he's a bad boy"
😂😈😂
And he earned that reputation by doing nefarious deeds
Rule suggestion:
There has to be a center "ball circle" that the players have to step out of in order to throw a ball. Kofie has been camping the middle too much, so Brian rarely had time to grab a ball upon respawning.
Edit: Also, for the rare case of a draw happening, the game has to be decided by a subway-surfer sudden death
I think that a team variant could be created where you have "throwers" outside the pitch and "surfers" inside. Surfers need to avoid being hit whole throwers attempt to hit the opposing surfer.
@@Futuristic271 Are the throwers not playing Subways Surfers tho? I think, this would take away of the games purpose i think.
However, i agree that the game should somehow be playable as a team sport, since team sports are the most widely loved and played sports generally
I think quite simply you can only throw the balls on your side of the pitch. Kofie camped the middle and Brian couldn't do anything because of the volley rule, if there were limited balls per team then it becomes a waiting game
Yeah, I think he overlooked that rule of dodgeball lol, although in dodgeball isn't it usually a line across the field, rather than a circle?
@@lucas_oreki5287 no the throwers are playing basket toss, for synergy. They need to get a basket to throw the ball
bdg: safety fan and bureaucratic wunderkind, as well as polygons resident jock
And himbo. He's accumulated a lot of honorifics over the years.
That seems impossible because sports are very dangerous
@@cwovictor3281 I've also heard that he's a "scoundrel" and "Nefarious"
and physical embodyment of waluigi
Please address him as such
I want esports with commentary as absurd and detached from reality as cricket.
How bad is it for cricket?
@@The_Bird_Bird_Harder Makes complete sense if you understand the sport, doesn't make any if you don't. Like all other sports.
@@YtseJammed I see.
@Ytse Jam I’d argue the commentary doesn’t make sense whether you understand cricket or not. The commentators are simply insane.
To be fair, cricket is a game that, while fun enough to play, is incredibly dull to watch, as it mostly consists of people standing around
the future of sports is darts. it's time to get good at the darts
It's time to get good at darts
We need less pubs not more excuses to go to them
@@Stephen-Fox r/wooosh
the chancellor of darts has now made their decree
that everyone on this earth has dart proficiency
Sometimes if people love darts, they stand up. They stand up if they love the so-called 'the darts'.
"First of all, I want more mascots," is the most relatable thing I've ever heard.
Do you want more Grittys?!
@@TheDancerMacabre yes, obviously
*yells from the bleachers* FURRY!
i admire brian and kofie’s efforts to create the sport of the future™ when an upgraded laser tag would’ve fit the requirements just as well
I admire that they cast Jenna- inarguably the closest thing Polygon has to a Jock- as a commentator instead of a player.
"Make a shit ton of money" BDG just trying to cash in so he can, one day, retire.
But he's already making $20k every month by working from home and being his own boss, isn't that enough?
@@nathfrancois5507 AND from helping people achieve their, like he has done himself, hugh-brandity!
Doing what Mario could never do
wow this aged...well...
@@unitymask I really hope so
I like to think there was no script for the commentary, they just gave Josh and Jenna a bunch of raw footage and said "Do what your heart tells you"
Hearing Brian say “epic pog moment” gave me life
It was really poggers
"three balls on his side and one in his heart" what does that MEAN, JENNA
Jenna is foreshadowing the eventual heart attack caused by a clot in the heart from the uncharacteristic exertion knocking something loose
@@carebear3120 And it’s gonna happen on May 6th, 2030.
"Infinity War is the most ambitious crossover event in history."
BDG & Kofie: Hold up fam
I mean, in actuality it's still Smash Bros, but this meme format is appreciated all the same.
I can't believe that I'm lucky enough to have witnessed a Weedsnipe
I will tell my grandchildren of this moment, I know it
I feel like Brian is only 1 purchase away at any given time from being fired
no he's too valuable
They can't fire him, Polygon is the only collection of people who know how to contain BDG's power
He's literally the only reason I come to this channel after Griffin and Justin left. No offense to the rest of the polygon staff
@@coffin7904 really?? That’s so strange to me lol because I much prefer the video essays that the others put out. Cool that it’s different!
@@FebruaryGhost I originally started with just Brian, but after watching all of Overboard in a day (minus the Cyberpunk campaign) I am loving pretty much everyone's content. He is a gateway drug and must be stopped before we are all addicted.
I thought the sport of the future was darts
I've been spending all of quarantine getting good at them
It's time to get good at the darts
There needs to be competition to discourage monopolies. In this way, darts will find themselves on top soon enough.
Same here yeah
Three years later and yes, somehow darts actually has become the sports of the future
"as he fertilizes the ground" I need more Sports Commentary like this
The commentary was fucking excellent.
"Three balls on his side and one in his heart." This is solid gold commentary.
BDG, please never say “gaping, sweaty hole” again.
I feel like every Unraveled is an exercise in how much money Brian can extort from Polygon to buy crap. For some reason it's always zero?
"Recreational malware" as a statement will forever live rent free in my mind from now on
Like some kind of linguistic malware?
When the match started, the commentary felt so sports-like that my eyes glazed over by reflex.
unravel me, bdg
Speedrunning to get unraveled by Polygon's BDG (SPEEDRUN EXPLAINED - World Record)
UwU
I LOVE TOU TOMATOANUS
two great tastes that taste great together
Polygon (the g is silent)
*sees his nail polish matches his jacket almost perfectly*
"Art major goes brrr"
One is blue and one is purple... 🤔
@@Voxelize no shut up it's perfect
*nods sagely* thats just how jocks do
Um actually he majored in writing
@@Aydrenn i know, it's me, the art major, that goes brrr
My favorite moment in all Esports is still that iconic clip of the Asian announcer just screaming “PENTAKILL!!!!” Over and over again. Didn’t understand wtf he was talking about but his tone and the way he said it just fills me with excitement
the demanding physical requirements of mini golf are the reason it isn’t an olympic sport yet
It used to be in the X-Games but it was removed for being too extreme.
Until mini-golf can curb the excessive player fatalities suffered annually by the highest level of competitors in the sport, it cannot be in good conscience included in the Olympics.
Not to mention the emotional toll it takes
Don’t get me started on its complex history with politics.
I've always found the teeny-tiny equipment they used to be the smallest reason for it not being in the Olympics.
“Smells like freshly baked cookies, because Brian is an open house!” This killed me 🤣
Fun fact! While sports were gone, my mom's bosses (sports store owners) livestreamed a NHL hockey videogame and got actual sports announcers to narrate the gameplay. It filled the void left by real sports for jocks and actually made it on local news. It was neat
I love the idea of two dudes making a brand new sport, and one of them having a bad boy cheater reputation in literally the first game
Sorry brian, I can't imagine anyone at polygon being a jock except for Jenna. I will not be taking questions.
Agreed!
Why?
@@Shalakor not cool bro, he said he won’t be taking questions
...When? What? Who? ;P
I respect your opinion and, therefore, won't be making questions.
The losing team arguing about the rules in the end? Yep, this is a sport
"Those tiny chicken bones he calls feet." Oh my god, I love Jenna for this. LOL!
Why do I believe that BDG is, in fact, the biggest jock at Polygon.
I guess its not a very high bar
I heard Pat is into boxing though... and Pat is considerably taller than Brian... I know for most people, this wouldn't be enough to qualify as a "jock", but compared to the rest of polygon?
@@baguettegott3409 have you SEEN patrick gill with your own eyes? Not a Jock
Equestrianism is an Olympic sport, therefore the true biggest jock at Polygon is clearly Simone
@@baguettegott3409 STFU HOW DARE YOU BRIAN IS CLEARLY IN PEAK PHYSIQUE HE CAN KNOCK PAT OUT FASTER THSN YOU CAN RAP THE POKÉMON RAP
"Replay this to your children, your children's children, and your forefathers" 😂
"The rules must've been wrong, because I lost."
Sounds about right
Sums up the 2020 U.S. election
Very presidential.
Mr. President did you lose the election
No but actually yes.
“As Polygon’s resident jock-“
Says the notorious ‘Polygon twink.’
I mean, it’s true
sOMEONE ELSE SAID IT Y E S
He got called a twink ONCE and he decided "no!"
Twunk
he's clearly a bottom too
When they cut back to show Brian's feelings and he was laying on the ground I felt that
"two professional athletes winded by this *mild* amount of activity, most of it in their thumbs" The commentary really made this tbh
"Brain with those tiny little chicken bones he calls feet" actually killed me
I am currently in Limbo, on my phone, waiting to find out if taking the last cookie will land me in Hell
Yesterday, a friend of mine casually said "my favorite sport is Cooper's hill Cheese rolling". I thought I'd mention that.
The fact that this is a real thing leaves me both confused and proud of humans.
Unraveled has changed tone so much since Brian started producing these during the pandemic and honestly I ain’t mad about it!
I feel like he's just trying to re-invent chess-boxing
Which is the best sport, so he would have done well.
Excuse you? What is chess boxing, and why does it sound like the raddest thing ever?
@@aaronlewis1803 chess boxing, and it is
@@aaronlewis1803 its playing chess between rounds of boxing. that's literally it. you can win by either KO or checkmate.
@@kyrisgaming That sounds absolutely amazing.
He predicted subway surfers+average content. Years before TikTok. He’s truly a god above us
“We instead choose solitaire”
Me, actively playing solitaire in another window: 👁👄👁
Hehehe recreational malware goes *card sounds*
I have no idea how to play solitaire, but I sure do own five copies of it
Is the person who rules on penalties etc called the P.I.S.S. Constable?
If so, I hope Pat gets the job then
Penalty Institution of Superball Sports
No, that would be the P.I.S.S. Boy.
as a Jock tm who has both watched and played many a sports, this was a DELIGHTFUL way to be introduced to golf commentary
"I've created the perfect hybrid between physical sports and digital sports" Isn't that just Wii Sports?
Nobody is talking about how great Josh Rios is in this so I'm going to. Josh is very good in this.
"As he begins to fertilize the field for the next season of surferball" was absolutely my favorite line in this whole video
Josh Rios was VERY good. Made me forget how upset I was when it wasn't Jon Bois.
But now, after 20021, we get to see The Pretty Good story of Surferball.
This feels like when your two friend groups meet and only feed into eachothers insanity.
Kofie with the "what year is it" t-shirt in a video about the future of sports is the best touch
Jenna should be an actual commentator. That Open House joke was great.
It’s an incredible game, nearly perfectly put together, but I just don’t think anything will ever surpass Minion Rush in the hearts of the world. I just bought a 12th device just so I could download Minion Rush once again
BDG is the kind of person to go to the “sport place” to play the “sport ball game” irl
Heck yeah he is
100th like
nah i think he's actually a pretty capable comedian
How do you do my fellow meatheads
really appreciating Josh's commitment to the bit with his suit
Someone has to wear a suit on Unraveled, if Brian doesn't someone else will do it.
I've been catching up with the Unraveleds I missed out on last year and it's been a really good thing to have on in the background while I play all my copies of Minion Rush.
Brian and Kofie's absolutely giddy giggles of joy while playing that game are a) so wholesome and b) almost certainly the cure for any bad mood ever
I love it when the ending of an Unraveled episode fills me with joy as opposed to concern for Brian and existential dread
0:15
I believe you have "jock" and "twink" mixed up.
jonk
@@apexkonchu2234 twock
twunk. the mixture is twunk
@@arcadianico and spindles and dindles and rolls?
@@arcadianico No, that is the mixture between twink and hunk.
Surferball: The modern non-Scandinavian biatholon.
Shooting + Skiing = cold, uses guns, expensive
Subway surfer + dodgeball = not in the snow, no guns, cheap, has weedsnipes
The winner here is clear.
Biathlon wins 2-1!
The worst part is that the's probably the closest fit to resident jock. Like, maybe Jenna is she did track in high school, but otherwise, he's the resident jock. He truly is.
explain??
lol what about pat
Kicking extremely high is definitely a jock skill
@a7fog the staff at polygon is, by and large, a bit ummm... bookish. Bookish is a good word. None of them are really "jocks" per se, but we know that Brian is physically active, at least. So he kind of wins by default.
@@a7fog324 Polygon crew is just a bunch of complete nerds with such chaotic theatre kid/band kid/gamer energy, it's hard to think of any of them as jocks. Especially bdg tbh, which I guess is the joke here. I mean he loves to kick, and he can dance like hell, but I don't think that's really the same lmao
The words "gaping sweaty hole" aren't words I was hoping to hear today. Thanks BDG. 10/10.
44 seconds in and I'm already cackling over "eh sports"
"As Polygon's resident jock"
Didn't think I'd lose it in the first minute. Well done BDG
Can we get all the Pokémon gyms ranked on how good of a workout you could get
no
An unraveled episode that doesn’t end in Brian having a mental breakdown over Nintendo characters? Impossible
brian got an exercise machine earlier this year to condition his body to be able to actually play this game without having to call an ambulance, we've cracked it folks
ADHSFDFJKSH you've done it you figured out his secrets!!!
Me, barely even 5 minutes into this video: it’s DnD. The answer is DnD
Sorry he said theater kids weren't part of this venn diagram
@@plutototoh Gottem
LARPing, truly the unity between jocks and gamers.
How??????? How’s that either????
@@gothicanimeangel96 because DnD is everything
"From mini golf, all the way to regular golf."
Yeah, that just about covers it.
except for maxi golf
@@brianpclare explain Maxi Golf
@@OlieB kinda just meant that as a joke, but wouldn't it basically be irish road bowling? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irish_road_bowling
“The gaping, sweaty hole left by sports”
A very interesting choice of words by our lord and savior bdg
Ah yes I have viewed such a...documentary before...
As a theater kid who loves sports and recently got into esports, the true answer to this question is jugger, the greatest sport you've never heard of.
I would pay good money to hear Brain say "epic pog moment", and here he's giving it to us for free.
When he said he was gonna merge sports and esports I legit thought he was just going to accidentally invent LARPing.
And then I thought, maybe it will be something that combines the virtual with the physical, like Virtual Reality, or Augmented Reality, or Laser Tag.
Never did I expect "Dodgeball whilst playing a mobile game".
Truly DGR has mastered the art of being unpredictable.
I immediately thought the wii
"As Polygon's resident jock"
Bro Simone is right there.
Good on you both for wearing masks. Even though it was inconvenient and made sound quality a bit iffy, it’s appreciated. You’re setting a great example while protecting each other. Love it!!
Jenna is actually amazing at commentary. It's actually really hard to do!
I think we are ignoring the fact that most phone screens ain't bright enough to let you play subway surfers in a sunny day
That's gonna be the first scandal:
the year is 2028, after years of futility the Ravens try to regain their former glory using PEDs (Phone Enhancement Devices), specifically an enhancement that makes their screens bright. A scathing report though comes out about this though and the league comes down on the team hard, barring them from that years playoffs and the team loses multiple draft picks. former player and current GM, Kofie had no idea his players were using PEDs and swears this will never happen again as he clears house, releasing all players involved in the scandal as well as the head coach.
Kofie brings in his good friend Jon Bois as head coach to lead the rebuild and culture change. 2 years later Bois and the SB Ravens win the championship for the first time since Kofie's heroic victory here in 2020.
@@Jayhawkeye24 I just realized 2028 is just 8 years away, and not in the far cyberpunk future as I thought.
Don't most phones have an outdoor mode that desaturates the screen and cranks the brightness as high as it can go?