I have premium, but I've heard UA-cam has started disregarding the ad preferences of creators. It would probably be better to just use ad block and support chosen creators with patreon or merchandise purchases. If this video is demonetized, it doesn't seem very likely premium is giving anything back to this channel. Pathetic.
Throughout the video, I’m going to assume the disaster he’s referring to is the fact that the summer vacation is over, and nobody can convince me otherwise.
"Please remain calm. There's nothing you can do." I really need this reminder on a daily basis. I have a family member battling addiction; I want so badly to fix it for him...but I can't.
@@PhoenicianSailor I am, thank you. I really appreciate how you approach the dreadful in your work. It's very comforting to see it acknowledged tbh. Your Binaural Psychiatrist video got me to sleep when I was in the throes of PTSD. So, uh, keep up the good work?
@@jeanne5275 My point exactly, you guys. "Natural disaster? Pfff, let me tell you about cultural disaster: ´Firefly´ cancelation." But we got through it with a lot of rule 34, (fem)slash fiction and I guess the movie and comics helped too. So when a catastrophe happens I suspect DeviantArt will get busy with drawings of tornados sexing it up with monsoons, earthquakes getting cozy with nuclear waste and so on.
TheFortuneCat Ooh what if the Sci-Fi dystopia turns into the Eldritch Horror. Like one dimension of Earth was messing with portals and then a disaster happened, (requiring someone to make this video, to keep the general public from panicking) and it got bad
One of the only male asmrtists that I can listen to. You have the most soothing and relaxing voice I've ever heard, and your videos are actually so fascinating to watch. I love this 💖
Its certainly an interesting dichotomy. My brain just sometimes can't decide which path to pick so instead it feels everything at the same time. But regardless, as always, I love your work.
@@PhoenicianSailor yes. As someone who was already feeling like butter spread over too much toast from thinking about the negativities of social media and pop culture.... This was hard for me lol.
me 5 minutes into watching this the first time: hoooooly crap i cannot do this one right now me tonight: haha this is fine what was up with me? "please remain calm. there is nothing you can do." me: JESUS CHRIST yet this is intro is some of my favorite writing of all time. i want to print these scripts out, jeez.
avatardecadewho Just my guess but I think it’s cause it feels like some kind of Apocalyptic Log. Like that one scene in Wall•E of the video from present day
I’m tired of your talent being demonetized. I heard it hit Mikey hard all because of HUMMING. Then again, I’ve also heard a few getting theirs back. How are you doing? How can we help?
its always hard to fall asleep to your videos cuz theyre slways so interesting. whou wouldve thought the better Asmr is the less effective it is at putting me to sleep
I got locked in the cardboard compactor at work while trying to unjam it. While I was pounding on the inner wall of the bin I realized that is what it sounds like when you're try to unjam it all the staff was on the other side of the building and there's no way to open it from the inside once closed. So in total darkness, locked hatch on one side 3 feet to sit on and a final destion style death to the other. I thought to myself this is just like that old segregation cell then I thought no its like 1/5 the size, then panic started to rise. I heard this mantra in my head... you got me though that hour and a half that felt far longer. For real man thank you.
Love this video. Also, I don't watch movies/play games/etc. actively looking for characters that I want to see my favorite ASMRtists roleplay, but I finished the new game Control tonight and during one sequence it occurred to me, "Oh man, Phoenician Sailor could do a great Dr. Darling roleplay!" No pressure at all of course, just tossing the idea out there in the event that it happens to be something that interests you!
goddamn. watching the ending while lucid is so fucking sad. i can't help but feel now that the teddy bear represents a child at home this character fears losing or already lost, and that just makes it even sadder 😭
I haven’t watched the video yet, but the title, thumbnail, and creepy text at the beginning are giving me a relaxing amount of fear, and that’s just what I need to fall into a reluctant sleep.
This has become my go to video whenever...it just becomes too much to handle I cry at the end or break down at the middle, I didn’t expect this pandemic to impact my life as much as it did...the world is on fire, but there’s nothing I can do
this might be my favorite asmr video of all time. both the repeating of the mantra and it's meaning are just doing things to me. Also welcome to the 'civil unrest' phase of the apocalypse
Zen Buddhism teaches that the cause of all suffering is desire. Since existence, itself, IS desire it stands to reason that existence, ITSELF, IS suffering. Hense, it must be concluded that non- existence is enlightenment. The thought process is an aberration, since we only think when we desire something, which is all the time. Stop thinking, (which is impossible), and you cease to exist. ASMR for thinkers. Subscribed.
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Good lord I’m seeing six ad breaks in this. What the hell are UA-cam playing at?
Stromberg Thornton considering this video was demonetized for reasons unknown, this is a prime example of UA-cam’s greed.
I have premium, but I've heard UA-cam has started disregarding the ad preferences of creators. It would probably be better to just use ad block and support chosen creators with patreon or merchandise purchases. If this video is demonetized, it doesn't seem very likely premium is giving anything back to this channel. Pathetic.
I got no ads and im running non premium and mobile, weird
@@scaredstar9127 me too
scared star yeah i only see one ad on mine?
"...through all of our chakras, all zero of them"
-Phoenician Sailor 6/9/19
Comedy gold right there
And yet the root is still my favorite.
Literally read this RIGHT as he said it
@@YaBoyAggroAndy LOL SAME HERE and i randomly skipped forward too
ni/ce
"Hi, if you're watching this video, you exist."
Me: "Getting existential already are we?"
Him: "on the planet earth, in the year..."
Me: "ohhh..."
You had me at crippling existential dread.
I screamed for the entire duration of this video.
This honestly is such an underrated comment.
Qw3rtyYT obviously
In retrospect, the omission of "global pandemic" from the list of calamities is amusingly distinct.
Please remain inside, there's nothing you can do.
but also, the nightmare changes every day, and there's not a lot I can do.
Keep up the good work.
Throughout the video, I’m going to assume the disaster he’s referring to is the fact that the summer vacation is over, and nobody can convince me otherwise.
Truth.
Well now it seems that it is, in fact, over.
@@PhoenicianSailor 000
"Please remain calm. There's nothing you can do."
I really need this reminder on a daily basis. I have a family member battling addiction; I want so badly to fix it for him...but I can't.
Everything ok now?
The last few minutes broke my heart. A sense of calm acceptance of the inevitable came over me.
Hope you're okay.
@@PhoenicianSailor I am, thank you. I really appreciate how you approach the dreadful in your work. It's very comforting to see it acknowledged tbh. Your Binaural Psychiatrist video got me to sleep when I was in the throes of PTSD. So, uh, keep up the good work?
This comment reminds me of "the day the flowers bloomed", "a world gone beautiful".
Can't tell which one is more of a teddy bear in the thumbnail 🤔
sweetpea I think we all know who
Diamondpen Games the teddy bear
"If you watch this video, you exist"
Me: starts screaming already
This aged like a fine wine
hi dad still cant find love its all just trolls have a nice day im cleaner now :3
Yep, especially now that putin announced high alert for nuclear weapons... Yeah, it did age like fine wine, sadly lol
Oh snap! He's doing the thing!
I'm falling asleep!
We´ve survived "Firefly" getting canceled after just one season, nothing phases us.
Too soon!
Still too soon 🙁
Definitely way too soon 😫
@@jeanne5275 My point exactly, you guys. "Natural disaster? Pfff, let me tell you about cultural disaster: ´Firefly´ cancelation." But we got through it with a lot of rule 34, (fem)slash fiction and I guess the movie and comics helped too. So when a catastrophe happens I suspect DeviantArt will get busy with drawings of tornados sexing it up with monsoons, earthquakes getting cozy with nuclear waste and so on.
I like how you think sir
This gives me serious 'Welcome to Nightvale' vibes, and I love it.
Watch ER for Eldtritch Horror ASMR, watch PS for Sci-Fi dystopian ASMR.
TheFortuneCat Ooh what if the Sci-Fi dystopia turns into the Eldritch Horror. Like one dimension of Earth was messing with portals and then a disaster happened, (requiring someone to make this video, to keep the general public from panicking) and it got bad
I love that theyve collaborated in the past too, these dudes have some serious creativity between them.
And watch Goodnight Moon for medieval fantasy
Who is ER?
@@damidevil5257 Ephemeral Rift
One of the only male asmrtists that I can listen to. You have the most soothing and relaxing voice I've ever heard, and your videos are actually so fascinating to watch. I love this 💖
The voice is calming me, but the words are making the anxiety worst 😱
I'm not sure what I'm trying to do here, evoke a reaction of some kind ... maybe this dichotomy is the target?
Its certainly an interesting dichotomy. My brain just sometimes can't decide which path to pick so instead it feels everything at the same time. But regardless, as always, I love your work.
@@PhoenicianSailor yes. As someone who was already feeling like butter spread over too much toast from thinking about the negativities of social media and pop culture.... This was hard for me lol.
I'm having the same issue and can't decide whether to click away. It's 4am and I need to sleep...
me 5 minutes into watching this the first time: hoooooly crap i cannot do this one right now
me tonight: haha this is fine what was up with me?
"please remain calm. there is nothing you can do."
me: JESUS CHRIST
yet this is intro is some of my favorite writing of all time. i want to print these scripts out, jeez.
"You exist on the planet Earth in the 21st century," I don't know why that filled me with dread but it did.
avatardecadewho Just my guess but I think it’s cause it feels like some kind of Apocalyptic Log. Like that one scene in Wall•E of the video from present day
I really hope this video gets preserved for the future, it’s a perfect time capsule
3:15 *sweats nervously in binaural*
Binaural sweating I love it.
*Sees Teddy Bear... Instantly reaches for her own for watching with*
Ahhh I just woke up after a refreshing night sl-
>phoenician uploads a video
No I didn't
Existential dread ASMR
The 2 ASMRtist that dont just make normal videos, They reach through my soul and thoughts.
Riftypoo and The Sailor
I am going through one of the toughest times in my life. And tonight I can embrace it. Thank you for being here with us.
I hope you come through it. Take care.
@@PhoenicianSailor Your reply means a lot to me! Same to you.
I love that you listed the places and upcoming situations like "delete as applicable" options 😂
For some reason, this is helping me deal with the pandemic.
Man this video reads VERY different during the COVID-19 pandemic.
4:45 "through all of our chakras...All zero of them."
lmao
The fact that this is simultaneously intellectually stimulating, creepily entertaining, and relaxing. -chef's kiss- Simply the best.
I think this is my favorite video you've ever made. I keep coming back to it.
the more i watch this the more comforting it gets.
2:40 that smile of yours when you bring out the Teddy bear 😂
This aged in an interesting manner. As the Pandemic is spreading fear, we must remain calm, as we really cannot do anything.
Really, for most of us, doing nothing is the best thing to do
Yeah this was a trip to come across five months into quarantine.
Yeahh BUT GOD WILLS IT(Deus Vult)
Sailor at it again. I love it.
We enjoy your videos so much!
I particularly enjoy your parallels to a certain HBO mini-series based off of true events.
it's mid-december and i'm still coming back to this one. you ever watch something and feel like you're never going to forget about it?
back :)
I’m tired of your talent being demonetized. I heard it hit Mikey hard all because of HUMMING.
Then again, I’ve also heard a few getting theirs back. How are you doing? How can we help?
I just want a radio station with you rambling on it 24/7.
"Please, remain calm. There is nothing you can do".
What a beautiful combination of fear and relief this phrase awakens in me, oh Lord
For reasons I cannot explain, you remind me of Rod Serling as the twilight zone narrator, something to do with the way you articulate no doubt
Phoenician Sailor and the teddy bear 😍
its always hard to fall asleep to your videos cuz theyre slways so interesting. whou wouldve thought the better Asmr is the less effective it is at putting me to sleep
I wish there was a long version of the ending. Music and the mantra soothe my soul somehow. Knocks me out.
Occasionalnerd hmmmmmmm
Oh no I was about to go on my daily walk but now I'm... sleepy....thank you Sailor 👌
This is a masterpiece. I’ll elaborate at a later date, but for now, that will do.
Man you are one of the best! Keep it up! Love the hard work you put into all of your videos!
As someone who lives in Seattle, I’m always trying to remain calm for the inevitable earthquake. Thanks Phoenician!!
Honest to god, I'd pay to see this idea developed and then displayed on the big screen 👏👏👏
This video has been my go-to when I have panic attacks since it was uploaded. Thank you, Comrade.
Not sure if this aged well or poorly
Why not both?
@@PhoenicianSailor fair enough
I need more asmr like this it’s so good
This might be your best work since the Six Steps of Eternal Slumber! I love it
Loved the whole video, especially the whispering at the end. Brilliant concept!
Listening to your videos is so calming yet so interesting I'm holding my eyes open
I got locked in the cardboard compactor at work while trying to unjam it. While I was pounding on the inner wall of the bin I realized that is what it sounds like when you're try to unjam it all the staff was on the other side of the building and there's no way to open it from the inside once closed. So in total darkness, locked hatch on one side 3 feet to sit on and a final destion style death to the other. I thought to myself this is just like that old segregation cell then I thought no its like 1/5 the size, then panic started to rise. I heard this mantra in my head... you got me though that hour and a half that felt far longer. For real man thank you.
How did you get out?
DAAAAMN. THIS AGED WELL
Love this video. Also, I don't watch movies/play games/etc. actively looking for characters that I want to see my favorite ASMRtists roleplay, but I finished the new game Control tonight and during one sequence it occurred to me, "Oh man, Phoenician Sailor could do a great Dr. Darling roleplay!" No pressure at all of course, just tossing the idea out there in the event that it happens to be something that interests you!
This is some kind of masterpiece
Please remain calm, there is nothing you can do. They should put this as a warning in cars when they have some major brake, not the engine light.
I got tingles from simply reading the intro prompt . Love it
This video was made before it's time. It's a good thing we have this in 2020.
This video predicted 2020
This left me both profoundly sad and profoundly satisfied.
“And quoting Yeats...pretentiously”
goddamn. watching the ending while lucid is so fucking sad. i can't help but feel now that the teddy bear represents a child at home this character fears losing or already lost, and that just makes it even sadder 😭
an absolute masterpiece as always 👌🏼🔥💖
Omg Teddy Bear included!!! 😃
This video holds up very very well rn
those glasses are looking slick, what the style?
Warby Parkers, the style is, I believe, called "Perpetually Crooked and Sliding Down Your Nose".
I haven’t watched the video yet, but the title, thumbnail, and creepy text at the beginning are giving me a relaxing amount of fear, and that’s just what I need to fall into a reluctant sleep.
"a relaxing amount of fear" is definitely a phrase you don't hear every day 😂
syncopatedglory it was the best way to describe my feelings lol
This has become my go to video whenever...it just becomes too much to handle
I cry at the end or break down at the middle, I didn’t expect this pandemic to impact my life as much as it did...the world is on fire, but there’s nothing I can do
"PLEASE THERE'S REMAIN NOTHING CALM YOU CAN DO"
Maaan, your voice... It's INCREDIBLE!
I am sick and am home , guess i will sleep and heal by this asmr 😴
Get well soon!
Get well soon! If you have strep throat by any chance, try drinking some tea with lemon and honey :)
@@sweetpeaon3 thank you 👍
@@madhatt3r93 thanks 👍
This is so good freaking props to u
this might be my favorite asmr video of all time. both the repeating of the mantra and it's meaning are just doing things to me.
Also welcome to the 'civil unrest' phase of the apocalypse
Your editing and creativity skills never fail to amaze me, what sorcery is this?
Oooooooooo, always get so excited when you post sir!
Please remain calm
The end has arrived
We cannot save you
Enjoy the ride
Once again another outstanding and unique ASMR video!
3 minutes in and my heart is pounding-
now, this video is more relevant in the actual situation than last year lmao
Did anyone else's brain need a cigarette after 7:58 ? Hot damn, Phoenician Sailor!
Came for the teddy, stayed for his personality
... all of our chakras, all zero of them ...
Facing existential dread WITHOUT eyebags?!... unheard of.
Zen Buddhism teaches that the cause of all suffering is desire. Since existence, itself, IS desire it stands to reason that existence, ITSELF, IS suffering. Hense, it must be concluded that non- existence is enlightenment. The thought process is an aberration, since we only think when we desire something, which is all the time. Stop thinking, (which is impossible), and you cease to exist. ASMR for thinkers. Subscribed.
I cant remain calm, I m so happy there is another Video from you!
I feel traumatized yet oddly relaxed
Yo, this is so relevant right now
New thumbnail is sinister looking. I like it.
So I finally met him.
My Fbi agent.
I came out of a state of near sleep to chortle hysterically at the chakras comment. Well played.
I really don't know why you've not been recognized as a serious actor, wonderful video.🙂💗
Hello everyone greetings from Greece!!!
Osiyo
你好！
That was real good.
I watch this on Mondays to prep me for the work week.