CallMeCarson Doing “the Wheeze”
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- Опубліковано 16 кві 2020
- Carson
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There will be a part 2 to this at some point
This shit got me laughing so hard. lmaoooo
*whhhhhheeeeeeeeezzzee*
@uncledrew Can you do one of these for Mason and his dying penguin laugh?
PLEASE
part 3 not long after
it sounds like his laugh is laughing
Pile Of Bread Crumbs Your comment made me laugh harder than it should have. You made my day.
Did your laugh laugh too?
stolen comment
You are correct
source now
It's like he's a robot releasing his oxygen tank after an overheat
😂😂😂😂😂
trip I was gonna say a dolphin but I like yours better
thats what he is
* Something happens *
Carson: Depressurizes pneumatics
Carson is a bot confirmemsodjed
The stages of “the wheeze”
Stage 1- the wind knocked out of him
Stage 2- the goat laugh
Stage 3- the lawnmower starting
Stage 4- the ak47
Stage 4?
@B i r d our ears are too weak to know what it sounds like
Don't forget about *Slams Desk* and *Falls on Floor*!
Stage 5- Attracts children
@@GoombGoombus 17 is a child?
0:05 when your vacuum gets clogged
Edit: 14 people now have cured depression
Yes
0:16 when you try to move the vacuum and accidentally turn it off
@@toxicbro24242 YES
@@xiseme9826 nice meddle profile picture lmao
@@cherleighmoore4124 thanks, the dark side is the best album ever though :)
"Not to be racist or anything but asian people"
*No.*
*SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHH*
@@csgomomentosdivertidos1894 *Yes.*
Nyes
@@ceilingfan5290 *Yesn't*
4:59 he laughed so hard his laugh was autotuned
I love you for this
@@Star0gaze you're welcome :)
@Jackson Mills I WHEEZED
AhHAHAHAHHAAHHAHA
*jeffrey epstein did not kill himself*
0:45 me remembering a meme in class that isn't really that funny
i feel called out
I didn’t ask to be exposed like this
Elisa Fernandez Gil i didnt either
666 likes
That I can really relate
3:03 "Hey carson!"
"Yeah?"
"Catch!"
"Oh!"
“W H E E Z E”
5:02 "when you leave auto tune on"
This comment made it funnier than it already was 🤣🤣🤣
Haha. Laughed my nuts off.
Ice Is Life 3.0 u ok man?
@@only1ducc909 seems like a serious injury, you gucci? 🥴
Is that a Travis Scott reference?
Carson's laugh sounds like the number one threat to his health.
_Corona virus has entered chat_
*Katerino has entered the chat*
@@FastPacedSound o
JJGOOD PRODUCTIONS COVID-19 jokes stoped getting funny a while ago, these type comments make me want to off myself
His laugh has asthma
you know those dog toys that look like pigs and they make that weird noise?
5:49
Sounds just like it
and like those fucking chicken squeakers
OMFG
It's hilarious when you press it over and over again
Playing over and over again is fucking visceral
XD
2:46
I was in tears, IN TEARS, after hearing “dumpy unleashes” followed by “SPIT OUT YOUR WORDS” so aggressively💀
Sssssss -sigh-
My brother sounds like this during an asthma attack.
Good to know
As an asthmatic person myself i can confirm
@@marcopalomino415 Same.
As a person with Asthma I hope you’re not making a joke out this, since Asthma isn’t the worst thing to have (depending on how bad your asthma is) but still sucks to have since there are people with asthma that can’t even do something as simple and more human than running.
I myself am lucky to at least be able to run.
But there are the ones who can’t. And I honestly feel truly sorry for them.
Because I think there is something most of us can agree on. It suck to be unable to run.
Stay strong my brothers and sisters!
Have a nice day, and thanks for reading this.
@@skyanton8453 it's a joke and it was funny
It’s always a good time when Carson goes “something got stuck in the vacuum cleaner” mode
This is it, this comment won.
holy fuck ur right
@@abbydodge5641 holy shit since when did my comment get these likes lmaoo poggers
*G O A T M O D E*
DigitalBleh hahaha
I don’t care if this didn’t age well, this shit is still so fucking funny.
Same bro. Screw the drama, I came for the laughs
@@ItsThomasTank exactly
@@ItsThomasTank exactly
@@ItsThomasTank exactly
@@ItsThomasTank exactly
5:02 it sounded like his wheeze had autotune
Mj it did
@@carterwallace109 hey. I need you to know something. When you're replying to a comment, and not another reply to the comment, YOU DO NOT HAVE TO SAY THE GODDAMN USERNAME!!!! IT IS SO GODDAMN ANNOYING AND UNNECESSARY!!
You just did it yourself tho? Hypocrite alert!
@@desbugfan8429 why does it bother u???
@@bigsodaconsumer YES IT DOES
1:26 : *tea kettle has entered the chat*
Tea cups:
*foot has entered webcam*
Dio!?
Jotaro!?
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4:16 is the most painful sounding joy I've ever heard
There is zero comments and im here to make it 1 comments, no problem
Comment Numero 2
three
@@triiodide7762 quatre
@@jamescureton960 cinco
5:02, he plays the notes, B, D, B, then the lower E with his wheeze, like how is this possible
we get it you have perfect pitch
bro if you could name the harmonics it would be impressive but dis aint
Built-it saxophone
@@pepsicola2796 All two set fanboys are like
-ᵐᵉ
this put me in tears
0:04 always cheers me up when I’m sad
Hi, i'm Horson
5:48 THIS CAUGHT ME SO OFF GUARD
😂😂😂😂
Same its 3 AM and I just bursted out laughing
This video mad me cry of laughter
What game is that?
This will make a fine addition to my sleep playlist.
I’m sorry but this is one of the most unsettling videos are you okay
I think hes joking
When he goes GhhhhHHAAEEeerrr you go schlomp
Oh @Jan Garnes im not joking
666 like boi
1:08 Carson has already died at this point 🤣
Technically the truth.
He sounded like a wannabe dog goose
1:44 "you were like this" *Starts mystically flying*
“Oh oh oh 😦”
1:27 LMAO HIS LAUGH SOUNDS LIKE A LITTLE GIRL SCREAMING
Sounds exactly like the one in my basement.
@@PixelP0Rn27 hol up
sofia no- just take a joke.
Good theory
the kid in his basement is screaming
I’m surprised Altrive’s “when your shit on inside” clip didn’t make it into the video
Or sorry bitches cocktober is over
RyanTyanMyan this calls for a part 2
When was that
Leevi Hohtari what's that video called again?
@@Mehdi-bb8rp We corrupted the textures in minecraft or something like that
0:16 sounds like a plutonium bomb exploded in his windpipe
4:17 probably one of the funniest for me
*casually flies up to the ceiling*
his wheeze sounds like 2 people laughing at once and it freaks me out
Carson consumes the souls of the weak
Me: “What wheeze are they talking about”
0:05
Me: *dies laughing*
How is even posible to make those sounds lol
@@YASIGURII ikr
it sounded like a vacuum cleaner
I second that
He sounds like idk pain
1:26 HE FELL OFF THE CHAIR
That GTA video will forever go down in history as one of the funniest videos of all time
2:56 is like the most aggressive I've heard/seen Carson other than all the times he's punched something
thatTrentXVI wtf it sounds edited
xqc be like
He was an angry boy
never actually heard him yell before lmao
It was a video where they were being angry on purpose
5:45 ok ok ok... puhgh *implodes*
God I miss this Carson with the old gang
this hurts
1:24 is the greatest thing on the internet
It's literally the perfect clip.
yes
“She’s seen better days, but she’s still goin!”
* immediately blows up* (2:18)
Everything you wrote was wrong
@@paana06 wow
Is that Bob the Builder from the show Bob the Builder?
Are you the real Ninja Tyler Fortnite Blevins?
@@paana06 Are you Ninja Tyler Fortnite Blevins from the channel Ninja Tyler Fortnite?
It hurts. It hurts so bad.
I'm gonna miss Carson a lot.
I'll only miss his kind of humor tbh
@@IcedGaze nah he did something very bad which basically ended his career
@@IcedGaze Just search up “callmecarson allegations”
Me too man me too
He'll be back- he's gotta be back
Me: *:(*
Carson: *whEEZE*
Me: *:)*
Clarice M. I relate to this with my whole heart, I miss him I hope he’s feeling better
@@behlahh Me too. He's definitely had a rough time this past little while, but he's getting the help he needs. All we can do is be supportive of him.
Yikes 😬
0:46
Me when im about to say a joke
OMG YEAH LMAO
Relatable
SAME LMAO
Same LMAO
LOL
Simpler times, but these were great times
Prime Carson is such a classic. Makes me miss highschool so much
It's not the wheezing, it's the croaking he does afterwards.
Ye it’s like that video from like 4 or 5 yrs ago where this girl says “not to be racist or anything but Asian people” then just completely loses it.
@Jebber
HOOOOO-LY, sh** look at your profile pic ❤❤❤
@@DrasticFox2004 lmao ok
Spamming 0:16 sounds like me starting up my lawnmower
Holy crap yes
Bruh
He sounds like a zombie villager
LMAOOOO
Ok i know hes in a lot of hot water right now but you gotta admit, his wheeze is kinda wholesome
I’m gonna miss these so much 😔
i have some good news
I’ve got great news
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What a cool funny guy, sure hope nothing bad about him comes out soon.
brain: see happy
brain: gives the d o p a m i n e
who said it was dopamine
H A P P Y J U I C E S
You can never have too much dopamine unless you die
*R E L E A S E T H E D O P A M I N E B O Y S*
2:17 "She's been in better shape before, I'll tell you that, but she keeps going!
*immediate boom*
...aaannnddd it's dead."
0:05 sounds like that creature from subnautica
Reefback
I think it sounds like one of the leviathans
"Not to be racist or anything. But asian peoples- Carson wheeze"
1:26 Is the best one imo. My man sounds like a puppy that just got punted
Die jesus
Dude punting puppies ain't cool
That's so fucked up-
You’re not only wrong, but you’re sadistic.
XD
Whenever I read "*Wheeze*", I'm just going to automatically imagine Carson
Yea same
Or that open-eyed laugh crying emoji meme...
carl wheezer
Idc about the Carson situation this shit is funny as hell and it has been ever since the first time I watched him
I enjoy living in this reality much more than I do living in the current state of the world.
Seaworld employee:”nice trick!”
The seal: 1:22
1:21
it sounds like a dog's chewtoy thats been left in the sun for a week and melted slightly
And has a stroke as a car rolls over it
It sounds like god blessed us then my dad came back
It sounds like cram that was basking in the sun for a fortnight and became harder than steel.
Can i laugh at this anymore?
Yeah.
yes
no matter what still funny
Bye legend
Fkn love Carson hope he's holding up alright and everyone else having good day or night
I’m doing great man thanks, I met up with this girl the other night. Said she had a ‘boyfriend’ or something but that I shouldn’t feel bad because she did this with like 8 different guys, I fuck crazy but I don’t fuck with crazy so I shagged her and got the fuck out of there, I heard some dude in the other room demanding kids tell jokes or something on his PC, really weird experience overall.
@@songbirdsandsandwiches8217 you had every opportunity Not to say that
@@itsyaboi7110 yet he did
@@nitzel9909 yes... sadly he did
Anonlove you realize how nobody asked
4:48 got me 🤣
Fr
The prosecutor when he pleads not guilty
He most likely will not go to court at all
1:26 my favorite one
same 😂😂
Same 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Carson Wheezer is my favorite Jimmy Neutron character.
my man, how could you fall like this?
It was a 2 year age difference for christs sake
I make sure to watch this twice a year
Carson's laugh reminds me of Justin Mcelroy's. They have the best laughs on our planet. We are truly blessed to hear such unbridled elation.
FYKGDKYDKYDKYMYDMYSKDK
THE COMPARISON I DIDN'T KNOW I NEEDED HDIGJDIRVIFHKH
No one:
Carson: "HONH"
Man, that was like one of the best periods on yt, miss it
As Ted once said, "Carson's laugh has gone full on goat mode" or something like that
Carson is the most wholesome guy I know...
I can't believe Katerino cheated on this guy
With 7 other people yeah she's smelly
Prince Charming 7?! Okay whose everybody on the list now?
It's cuz they were never actually dating and he's not attractive it's really not that hard to believe kiddo
@@zugzug733 I know 6
Reynad (the guy XQC talked about who's been confirmed recently)
her manager
Fitz
Carson
the tall chubby guy in that twitter video who said "can I bring my girlfriend?"
iwilldominate
who's the last one?
sam eilerman i think carson’s cute 😳
0:16 *powering down*
i will sure miss that laugh
I'm really gonna miss these.
Imagine cheating on this lol, who could throw away this beautiful chad like that
@ᴊᴏʜɴᴛᴇɴ'ꜱ ʟᴏᴠᴇᴄʜɪʟᴅ You might want to reconsider that, seeing the new circumstances.
@ᴊᴏʜɴᴛᴇɴ'ꜱ ʟᴏᴠᴇᴄʜɪʟᴅ not anymore
Now we know
Carson's entire spinal cord extends forward and his jaw unhinges when he laughs.
5:02 When you hear a mosquito passing by
1:14
Jawsh saying, "donkeee" is one of the dumbest things that's made me laugh this hard
I've laughed so much at this video I actually read Jewish.
Thanks Uncle Drew
Obama Gaming Are you the real Obama Gaming?
Hello Mr. President
Thank you mr Obama
UncleDrew Perhaps.
Get pranked, idiot
Someone: a
Carson: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAH
Bruh
@@innocentguy9639 oh gosh how this got so many likes lmao
I’m gonna miss him
this comment aged like milk
"didnt age well"
He will return, he said he just needs some more time
pov:you’re checking old carson vids that went into your recommended
pov: you’re checking old carson vids that went into your recommended because you just watched one of carson’s new vids
3:33 what if jschlatt was a girl
It wouldn't be gay then
@@Annie-rg4if Lesbischlatt
I SNORTED SO LOUD AT 4:55 AND I HAVE SECOND HAND EMBARRASSMENT FOR WHOEVER JUST HEARD ME I-
He sure ain't weezing anymore
No kap he still make me laugh
1:27 will always be superior
I can’t wait for him to return I’ve missed his wheeze
brother
w a l t e r
"ZA WARUDO!"
The noise that comes after: 0:16
i miss this man so much. even tho he messed up his content will always make me smile. hope he’s doing better.
He didn't mess up. the difference between 19 and 17 is only 2 fucking years btw...
@@samuelwilliams2651 oh no i’m not worried about that. i meant like his relationship with his friends etc
@@luciusisdead Jeez I'm reading this back and I don't know why I got so salty lol.
@@samuelwilliams2651 lmao ur good dude. i get where you’re coming from, too many people focus on the age gap. gets annoying lol
3:04
One of my favorite clips
Catch!.... oh..
I didn't know humans could make these noises...
Ever heard of beatboxing
00:16 seems like the robot lawnmower got some wood stuck in it
pain.
0:16 when my mom hears my 3ds at 3:am
What tf
what
when he’s not wheezing his laugh sounds like skydoesminecrafts
I was thinking the same thing!
only the gods remember him
3:50 he sounded so sad I’m dying
We may never hear that laugh again
no hes coming back in a few weeks
But i dont think he will make this kind of videos again with his friends
@@misosoupwithgreensandtofu Good. He doesn't need to be around such shitty people.