Why Microsoft Word is the best IDE for programming

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  • @jomakaze
    @jomakaze  3 роки тому +14472

    Apparently, many of you thought I was sponsored by Microsoft lmao. I don't think they would approve this.

    • @DaMonster
      @DaMonster 3 роки тому +314

      Because they’re fools

    • @TechRevi
      @TechRevi 3 роки тому +258

      Why use VS when you can user Word?!

    • @Emma-ox4ki
      @Emma-ox4ki 3 роки тому +146

      Man I was laughing. Some people really don't get jokes, y'know

    •  3 роки тому +75

      I actually looked for the link in the description :)

    • @jordisantamariaportoles8233
      @jordisantamariaportoles8233 3 роки тому +26

      Microsoft word for programming feels as bad as vscode xD

  • @zarbi_
    @zarbi_ 3 роки тому +17499

    after the video:
    Open visual studio code to write an essay.

    • @bowuigi
      @bowuigi 3 роки тому +586

      Actually it has .doc support via extensions

    • @CJ-kx7gz
      @CJ-kx7gz 3 роки тому +291

      Vscode is the best

    • @nujuat
      @nujuat 3 роки тому +235

      I've written latex papers and restructured text documentation in vs code and it worked like a treat

    • @giovannicrisalfi3189
      @giovannicrisalfi3189 3 роки тому +36

      Emacs is da way

    • @nujuat
      @nujuat 3 роки тому +4

      @@swiftrealm im considering properly learning vi(m)... not sure if the delay learning the overhead for it is good for me right now though. I know the basics from when I was coding for a decades old solaris box haha

  • @ishaanjain7101
    @ishaanjain7101 3 роки тому +12648

    Initially, I was having difficulty to believe in this guy but then I saw the number of monitors he has 💯👏

    • @simpleairplane1030
      @simpleairplane1030 3 роки тому +418

      More monitor = more skill

    • @istvan368
      @istvan368 2 роки тому +10

      xD

    • @estimata5905
      @estimata5905 2 роки тому +31

      @@simpleairplane1030 Ok, that's make sense...

    • @karl-heinzskywalker387
      @karl-heinzskywalker387 2 роки тому +80

      He also has the biggest Windows I've ever seen

    • @rogerio067072
      @rogerio067072 2 роки тому +5

      hunnnn, i just missed the laptop on his desk, you know every guy/girl with lots os responsibilities in a company has lots os monitors, a nice desktop and a powerful laptop. But from now on I will be better writing code with MSWORD. My life will change and tomorrow I will be a better man.

  • @haksell5462
    @haksell5462 Рік тому +191

    My favorite IDE is graph paper. I have 128 different colored pencils. Each of which representing one character. I color in each square with my pencil to represent the character that I need, photoscan the page, And then run it through a piece of software that costs $31,765/year and that will convert my pdf to a .c file which I then run through notepad++. It is a very effecient, cost-effective, and easy-to-use/do workflow!

  • @TheInsanitor
    @TheInsanitor Рік тому +554

    You should give GIMP a go. At first I was sceptical, but it has become my favorite IDE by far.
    You can have the code sideways, upside down, make it 60% transparent, so it's harder to steal, but not inaccessible for your workers, except maybe the seniors.
    You can even run Script-fu right there in the IDE!

    • @willmil1199
      @willmil1199 Рік тому +5

      🤣😂🤣🤣

    • @_scatterbrains
      @_scatterbrains Рік тому +17

      60% transparency 😂
      let's not forget using alpha channels to make desired code blocks reusable in different files

    • @marcopeterson805
      @marcopeterson805 Рік тому +8

      Ik this is a joke, but you *can* export gimp pictures as C code

    • @0x8badf00d
      @0x8badf00d Рік тому +3

      @@marcopeterson805 X pixmaps specifically.

    • @ishtiaqhussainnaqi7628
      @ishtiaqhussainnaqi7628 6 місяців тому +1

      Cold

  • @SHADOWSTRIKE1
    @SHADOWSTRIKE1 3 роки тому +5341

    “Why should you believe me? Look at how many monitors I have.”
    Lmao

    • @limejuice5351
      @limejuice5351 3 роки тому +110

      "if that doesn't buy me credibility, I do not know what will"

    • @20Stephanus
      @20Stephanus 3 роки тому +26

      *shoulder angel poofs into existence* No no. He has a point.

    • @jetercanda6261
      @jetercanda6261 3 роки тому

      😂

    • @glitchyice
      @glitchyice 3 роки тому

      I need one

    • @AnkitGusai
      @AnkitGusai 3 роки тому +18

      Having succesfully plug 3 monitors in a MacBook certifies you as a developer.

  • @CAG2
    @CAG2 3 роки тому +21954

    No, PowerPoint is the best because you can move code blocks freely and use different slides as classes. You can even create a UI!

    • @Pixelsplasher
      @Pixelsplasher 3 роки тому +1195

      Excel is best for me because I can neatly block, style, sort and indent my code in cells. Variables placed inside cells can be referenced with code in other cells with the powerful Excel formula language.

    • @metal571
      @metal571 3 роки тому +474

      And it's Turing complete

    • @nahidux
      @nahidux 3 роки тому +39

      😂😂😂😂

    • @Valiant1010
      @Valiant1010 3 роки тому +131

      @@danielmbcn Paint is being depreciated. Wordpad still the way to go lol.

    • @noicthebrave
      @noicthebrave 3 роки тому +17

      @@amirmukhlis4936 your dang right.

  • @idrinkdihyrdogenmonoxide.2525
    @idrinkdihyrdogenmonoxide.2525 Рік тому +138

    Mario Maker has always been my go-to IDE for all the projects I've done, but with your video, I might actually try out Microsoft Word! Thanks for the quick demo, you've very effectively demonstrated the benefits of it!

  • @DavidMartinez-pg3zq
    @DavidMartinez-pg3zq Рік тому +58

    Word as your IDE, Excel as your debugger is the META

  • @tannerbarcelos6880
    @tannerbarcelos6880 3 роки тому +4644

    I use my notebook and then scan the papers to pdf on my laptop. That’s the real way to write code

  • @manishbr5831
    @manishbr5831 3 роки тому +12049

    Imagine if a newbie in programming watches this as their first video on IDE and uses it

  • @ceronore3621
    @ceronore3621 Рік тому +75

    I always struggled with the standard text editor but you opened my eyes. I've become a much better programmer with your advice. I still need more monitors so I can become even better but hey - there is always room for improvement.

  • @chriscreations8853
    @chriscreations8853 Рік тому +17

    I've personally been using Windows Photo Viewer for years now and I've been struggling especially with code highlighting. Thanks for the eye opener. Just what I needed.

  • @YouriPoulin
    @YouriPoulin 3 роки тому +5494

    I've been coding on Photoshop for years. Infinite styling options, then you just need a good text rendering algorythm and BOOM! Best IDE in the Wolrd

  • @silence.9376
    @silence.9376 3 роки тому +3139

    *"The human brain is the most complex structure in the whole entire universe"*
    _-Human Brain_

    • @ryuk0gt255
      @ryuk0gt255 3 роки тому +56

      Exactly why I don't trust him.

    • @salutoitoi
      @salutoitoi 3 роки тому +5

      @@ryuk0gt255 you think it's real ? Maybe you didn't notice but he's trolling (jocking)

    • @marcusaureliusregulus2833
      @marcusaureliusregulus2833 3 роки тому +3

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @taresy6789pp
      @taresy6789pp 3 роки тому +3

      when you use it properly to can achieve extraordinary things

    • @2hotflavored666
      @2hotflavored666 3 роки тому +30

      @@salutoitoi I don't think you noticed that he's also joking.

  • @lsantac
    @lsantac Рік тому +63

    I do by hand and use crayons to mark the functions. Works even with not computer on. 😉

    • @eyeofthepyramid2596
      @eyeofthepyramid2596 Рік тому +4

      Writing codes on paper is really a good way to start programming.

    • @dayvie9517
      @dayvie9517 Рік тому +2

      Nice, send your code to Elon Musk via fax for a hardcore code review

  • @FGB64
    @FGB64 6 місяців тому +20

    This reminds me of one of the first jobs I had out of school. It was doing assembly language programming on one of the early IBM PCs and the only tools I had available for editing were edlin and Microsoft Word for DOS. So I used word because, well, literally anything was better than edlin. Word wanted to always save everything in word format, so every time I forgot to explicitly save as text, it would cause the assembler to spew out an impressive number of errors.

    • @mybloodyvacuum
      @mybloodyvacuum 5 місяців тому +1

      interesting

    • @thripnixe
      @thripnixe 4 місяці тому

      Trur senior engineer

    • @mikelyons5632
      @mikelyons5632 2 місяці тому

      You could have used debug and written in assembly.

  • @normanramsay5107
    @normanramsay5107 2 роки тому +4554

    "This is a feature, not a bug"
    -- literally every programmer ever

    • @RacingCar7483
      @RacingCar7483 2 роки тому +56

      Bethesda in a nutshell

    • @cosmq
      @cosmq 2 роки тому +26

      Mojang be like: See, this is wath i'm talking about

    • @joda7697
      @joda7697 2 роки тому +13

      Minecraft's piston and dropper qc:

    • @growthoperatorsKA
      @growthoperatorsKA 2 роки тому +4

      Hahaha lol

    • @ovik3921
      @ovik3921 2 роки тому +2

      @Markuw GG its EA btw 🤣🤣

  • @dannyfogel9156
    @dannyfogel9156 2 роки тому +2035

    I think the best IDE is a piece of paper, you write your code on it with any tool and any style you want, then you take a picture of it, plug it in to a convolutional neural network to convert it to text, compile and run. It is by far the best method!

    • @ashish2099
      @ashish2099 Рік тому +35

      My man, LOL

    • @kondwaniphiri9772
      @kondwaniphiri9772 Рік тому +16

      wait you can do that?

    • @maladictbilbiomort2778
      @maladictbilbiomort2778 Рік тому +29

      You can even write the code from the ground up for the complex neural networks to upload to the computer in the first place and then scan it to the computer for efficiency. No reason to use another IDE to make the networks when the paper is so efficient.

    • @jvstbecause
      @jvstbecause Рік тому +10

      But you must pay attention that the Paper and AI is from Microsoft because it is the best and Microsoft is the best

    • @Spellweaver5
      @Spellweaver5 Рік тому +23

      Pfft, the best IDE is your own mind. You just remember all the code as you invent it and autocorrect yourself.
      And then you don't even need a separate neural network to convert it to text because that's already included into the IDE.

  • @gesugao
    @gesugao Рік тому +72

    i personally prefer writing my codes in the backyard or frontyard of sims 2 homes, you can choose from multiple grass or path styles. no more touch grass jokes!
    some variables can be literal plants, now this is what i call object oriented programming.
    wandering dogs or sims may cause bugs by digging holes or laying on parts of the code thus obscuring it, but this is a feature, that can also be used for documentation. you may use simple cheat codes to make animals playable, and you place holes in front of the lines you wanna comment out. easy!

    • @champx549
      @champx549 Рік тому +1

      this is one of the most creative comments i have ever seen!

  • @reikooters
    @reikooters Рік тому +2

    One thing you can do in Word if you have some text and you want to replace some character with new lines. For example, given the string:
    &hello=1&world=true
    Paste the text into Word. Ctrl+H for find and replace - put & as the find and ^l as the replace (lowercase L)
    Output:
    hello=1
    world=true
    You can also use ^t to replace with tabs. For example you could replace = with ^t. Then you can copy all the text and paste it neatly into Excel as 2 rows with 2 columns.
    Notepad++ can do this too - replace with
    or \t if you choose "Extended" search mode, but Word is something non-programmers can use if you don't have Notepad++ but have Word, or if you're helping someone else at their computer to format some data they copied from somewhere to put it into Excel etc.

  • @umadbroyo2388
    @umadbroyo2388 3 роки тому +1640

    Me, who breathes on a mirror and writes code with my finger on the misty part: AMATEURS!!

    • @lodostic1015
      @lodostic1015 3 роки тому +7

      Bruh don't we all write like that

    • @ArcanePath360
      @ArcanePath360 3 роки тому +47

      Novice. I don't even write my code down. It's all in my head. ....where it stays.

    • @umadbroyo2388
      @umadbroyo2388 3 роки тому +49

      @@ArcanePath360 I thought code was stored in the balls!!

    • @1minutepiano379
      @1minutepiano379 3 роки тому +4

      You're absolutely a legend 😎

    • @saisagarsingh3340
      @saisagarsingh3340 3 роки тому +12

      @@umadbroyo2388 genetics codes are stored in balls

  • @francescjuilleipujades7455
    @francescjuilleipujades7455 3 роки тому +2134

    I'm very disapointed, everybody knows that WhatsApp is the best IDE

    • @book5257
      @book5257 3 роки тому +160

      It even has features to share the code with others

    • @mindfulengineer
      @mindfulengineer 3 роки тому +26

      Only for pair programming

    • @book5257
      @book5257 3 роки тому +21

      @@mindfulengineer Yeah. It is useless if you are working on your own. WhatsApp is only a good IDE if you are working in a group

    • @user-ps3sr1tm6d
      @user-ps3sr1tm6d 3 роки тому

      XD

    • @francescjuilleipujades7455
      @francescjuilleipujades7455 3 роки тому +6

      @@mindfulengineer you can create groups too ;)

  • @Iog
    @Iog Рік тому +20

    The thing is, my high school’s Computer Science courses back in like 2017-2019 used Microsoft Word as an IDE. No joke. Either that or you can use Google Docs for group projects. It was purely out of laziness and ignorance as our computer science teacher doesn’t actually know a thing about computer science, he majored in physics, and our school must’ve thought “good enough.” He was literally learning computer science as he was teaching us, and frankly, he probably did one or two half-baked lessons throughout the semesters. But with all that freedom though, the real passion ones excelled. Heck, I even found a loophole to get free Netflix for a while through a cookie’s vulnerability on their website. We sort of migrated from what was suppose to be a simple Python course on paper into a C++ one since our teacher did not understood the curriculum well and just asked what language we wanted to learn lol. For those less responsible though, it was just an easy marks class, basically everyone got 100s in it, but only a few actually deserved it. I will say, those few I know went on to become engineers during university later on and incredibly skillful folks in software. So it wasn’t a bad trade-off. It was all up to the student, which I love the idea of.

  • @dninjaman
    @dninjaman Рік тому +8

    This is great advice thank you. I just used Excel to send you a donation.

  • @SS-ql7bt
    @SS-ql7bt 3 роки тому +1430

    “You can literally put two different colors on a single word” 🤣

    • @shahil8235
      @shahil8235 3 роки тому +6

      569 likes but no replies😮

    • @marvinnimnull9982
      @marvinnimnull9982 3 роки тому +3

      why not ? hungarian notation, lpctwNewString legitimately could have two different colors having type information encoded in its name

    • @jazzram_
      @jazzram_ 3 роки тому

      Funnier if it wouldve been unlimited

    • @marvinnimnull9982
      @marvinnimnull9982 3 роки тому +1

      @@jazzram_ btw, wolfram matemática allows you to put objects instead of their descriptions, i.e. you can put color instead of hex string of color.

    • @h.s_industries
      @h.s_industries 3 роки тому +1

      😂

  • @DoubleOSevan
    @DoubleOSevan 3 роки тому +4986

    I use MS Paint. It doesn't autocorrect like Word and has a non-intrusive, easy-to-use interface that's friendly to beginners and pros alike.

    • @ElColombre27360
      @ElColombre27360 3 роки тому +66

      Im laughing in tears, literally.

    • @letscode8092
      @letscode8092 2 роки тому +19

      lmao that's underrated

    • @DreckbobBratpfanne
      @DreckbobBratpfanne 2 роки тому +21

      Considering there is a programming language that uses images as code (Pete (?)) you can automatically use Paint as well for that! Best IDE by mile.

    • @HoundGrin
      @HoundGrin 2 роки тому +26

      The next level is to paint an executable.

    • @thatchapthere
      @thatchapthere 2 роки тому

      @@DreckbobBratpfanne Piet

  • @hikaritsumi2123
    @hikaritsumi2123 Рік тому +6

    Wow I was thinking on how do you document a coded and by far this is the most helpful advice I needed, Thanks Joma Tech! subscribed :)

  • @shahidullahmuffakir668
    @shahidullahmuffakir668 6 місяців тому

    I remember that almost a year ago, when I started learning programming, I watched this video. I'm still using MS Word for my coding, and it's been a great choice for me. Thank you so much!!

  • @notepad30
    @notepad30 3 роки тому +1831

    Next Video:
    "Why pen and paper is the best IDE"

  • @mohamedaminehammami121
    @mohamedaminehammami121 3 роки тому +3749

    I was a farmer, after seeing this i've become a successful programmer.

  • @wisehipoppotamus878
    @wisehipoppotamus878 Рік тому +1

    I've always considered writing code in word, now I'm sure it's the best option. Thank you Joma.

  • @leoaraujo6570
    @leoaraujo6570 Рік тому +1

    Amazing IDE, very versatile, i've been using it to write all my LaTeX code since watching this video and i can feel the productivity

  • @tagabacolod2069
    @tagabacolod2069 3 роки тому +4528

    A moment of silence to those beginners who believed this.

    • @kylewalker2949
      @kylewalker2949 3 роки тому +116

      I saw it on a Reddit post and was like, "God, please let this be satire".

    • @kylewalker2949
      @kylewalker2949 3 роки тому +28

      @Lucas Carlson It was indeed

    • @niladrimallik3172
      @niladrimallik3172 3 роки тому +24

      After ages of using Vs-Code, using Notepad sucks.
      I am scared of thinking about Ms-Word.

    • @coding_box4265
      @coding_box4265 3 роки тому +1

      Lol

    • @itzyuzuruclips
      @itzyuzuruclips 3 роки тому +1

      lmao

  • @Sun-lr5wo
    @Sun-lr5wo 3 роки тому +1171

    "Let's write merge sort"
    *copy pastes code*

  • @konsl3133
    @konsl3133 Рік тому +2

    First i doubted this but then i saw the monitors and the super nice bandana.
    The best thing is the security mechanism with hiding passwords!! Thx!!!

  • @marcello4050
    @marcello4050 Рік тому +1

    I literally started coding on notepad (not the ++), I'm nowI very happy to discover this tool, it seems way more sophisticated, can't wait to start coding with Word 🌟

  • @mnnptl
    @mnnptl 3 роки тому +2029

    The level of sarcasm in this video is higher than my GPA.

    • @kattihatt
      @kattihatt 3 роки тому +58

      Not that high then?

    • @mnnptl
      @mnnptl 3 роки тому +27

      @@kattihatt sadly yes

    • @kattihatt
      @kattihatt 3 роки тому +19

      @@mnnptl hehe dont worry mate, it doesnt really matter.

    • @hapyness
      @hapyness 3 роки тому +17

      Yes he is sarcastic. But he also says the truth. Highlighting part of code should help a lot. I'm going to tell this to my brother.

    • @mnnptl
      @mnnptl 3 роки тому

      @Naman Divgi and chika senpai calls herself a detective

  • @SemGabelko
    @SemGabelko 3 роки тому +2825

    *Next* : why Microsoft Paint is the best CAD software for actual engineers.

    • @user-vg2qu8hm4f
      @user-vg2qu8hm4f 3 роки тому +56

      This is NOT a joke, dude!

    • @kurgerbing6969
      @kurgerbing6969 3 роки тому +16

      autodesk sketchbook: AM I A JOKE TO YOU?!?!?!

    • @rajeevr5509
      @rajeevr5509 3 роки тому +16

      😂😂😂 RIP solidworks, autocad, catia, nx, creo and all other cad softwares out there

    • @playerscience
      @playerscience 2 роки тому +5

      Rip AutoCAD

    • @mz1604
      @mz1604 2 роки тому

      Correct! WeChat becomes a giant mobile app of everything. Microsoft Office will become a omni-software that can do everything including AI!

  • @emperorpenguin448
    @emperorpenguin448 6 місяців тому

    I'm new to programming and I've been using notepad as an IDE so far. But thanks to you, I'll now be using Word. Word seems to be much better for programming.

  • @user-hn1cy5ee5l
    @user-hn1cy5ee5l Рік тому +1

    I like the feature with unexposing api keys. That's really great and you don't have to rotate keys, awesome!!!

  • @Cynthia_Cantrell
    @Cynthia_Cantrell 3 роки тому +2072

    As an older engineer, the font size tip is GOLD.

    • @bigkoi1015
      @bigkoi1015 3 роки тому +2

      Cool

    • @b07x
      @b07x 3 роки тому +3

      Lmao😂

    • @DanielSchmitz
      @DanielSchmitz 3 роки тому +10

      Ubuntu mono 22 here lol

    • @raphulali8937
      @raphulali8937 3 роки тому +14

      older engineer engineer or some older person who happens to be engineer

    • @asd-dr9cf
      @asd-dr9cf 3 роки тому +6

      @@raphulali8937 he obvious meant he was an expert in the coding language 'older'.

  • @user-mo6yo4kz1m
    @user-mo6yo4kz1m 7 місяців тому +1

    how did you keep a straight face in this video
    i swear i had a sore stomach laughing, thank you!!

  • @NoName-is3tu
    @NoName-is3tu 6 місяців тому +1

    For me notepad is the best ide I have ever used... It's so simple... And IT WORKS👍!

  • @purplelord8531
    @purplelord8531 3 роки тому +1010

    there is absolutely no transition between the ironic parts and the unironic parts of this video and I love it.

    • @cpunktspunkt748
      @cpunktspunkt748 2 роки тому +27

      Nice irony talking about unironic parts 😀

    • @ErikIsInThaHouse
      @ErikIsInThaHouse 2 роки тому

      Khoi?

    • @zhiqiangyan1554
      @zhiqiangyan1554 2 роки тому +3

      Have you ever thought why there is no trannsition?

    • @_b0h4z4rd7
      @_b0h4z4rd7 2 роки тому +17

      I don't see any ironic parts...

    • @Shiryd
      @Shiryd Рік тому +2

      what do you mean 'ironic' parts?

  • @aniketagarwal3992
    @aniketagarwal3992 3 роки тому +637

    "If you have your api key exposed, you can just unexpose it like so"
    hackers - damn bruh he got us

  • @equilibrium2841
    @equilibrium2841 11 місяців тому

    i also use microsoft excel to center my

  • @HarishPillay
    @HarishPillay 2 роки тому

    A year and a bit late, but you are spot on! made my Sunday morning here in SIngapore.

  • @NathanRichardson23
    @NathanRichardson23 2 роки тому +1776

    For the hobby programmer who doesn't want to pay for the full version of Word, WordPad is a nice free option to start out with.

    • @DreckbobBratpfanne
      @DreckbobBratpfanne 2 роки тому +38

      Openoffice would be a nice option too

    • @brendon205
      @brendon205 2 роки тому +57

      Notepad is good enough tbh

    • @DreckbobBratpfanne
      @DreckbobBratpfanne 2 роки тому +24

      @@brendon205 for HTML this isn't even a satirical possibility. Worked quite nice

    • @brendon205
      @brendon205 2 роки тому +30

      @@DreckbobBratpfanne yeah, but I don't mean notepad++, that would be easy, I mean the windows notepad

    • @DreckbobBratpfanne
      @DreckbobBratpfanne 2 роки тому +1

      @@brendon205 🤣👍 true

  • @ricardoestrella95
    @ricardoestrella95 3 роки тому +1408

    There's no RGB keyboard, I can't trust this guy.

  • @j.s.3414
    @j.s.3414 Рік тому

    I'm so glad I found this. Not only is Word perfect as an IDE, but its the best Computer Forensics platform available.

  • @NicCynthia
    @NicCynthia 6 місяців тому +2

    This is what you should watch when you are having a bad day

  • @salutoitoi
    @salutoitoi 3 роки тому +454

    I wrote "Microsoft Word" next to IDE in my CV, I got my job at Google
    Thank you !

    • @hotnspicebyemti
      @hotnspicebyemti 3 роки тому +6

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @godovergaming2065
      @godovergaming2065 3 роки тому +13

      Took this resume to microsoft also u will get lifetime subscription of office with job 😂

    • @saminaraf3349
      @saminaraf3349 3 роки тому

      420 likes

    • @pameng5235
      @pameng5235 3 роки тому

      Hi is it level 999 of joking))

  • @zquantkcks
    @zquantkcks 3 роки тому +1325

    "No this doesn't effect my kid"(while smoking).
    Kid after 20 years:

    • @shelby255
      @shelby255 3 роки тому +23

      Bro I saw this meme

    • @hindolebasu9694
      @hindolebasu9694 3 роки тому +1

      XD

    • @zsupersaiyan
      @zsupersaiyan 3 роки тому +12

      came here because of that meme

    • @moadhoueslati6838
      @moadhoueslati6838 3 роки тому +8

      i was searching for this comment...

    • @neillunavat
      @neillunavat 3 роки тому +3

      I can't find the 1% discount link in the description. Do any of you guys have it?

  • @PyrotechnicProductions
    @PyrotechnicProductions Рік тому

    Dude this was so subtle yet I was losing my mind. Beautiful.

  • @blue_mustang_
    @blue_mustang_ Рік тому +6

    3:40 are they really charging that for word?? they're totally insane

  • @noicthebrave
    @noicthebrave 3 роки тому +880

    My favorite IDE is the one that grants me access to dark theme the fastest

    • @tmnic6971
      @tmnic6971 3 роки тому +46

      So vim then?

    • @akshatghoshal6098
      @akshatghoshal6098 3 роки тому +83

      visual studio code because it starts with the dark theme

    • @theren8311
      @theren8311 3 роки тому +25

      @@akshatghoshal6098 IntelliJ makes you select it before you even start.

    • @FourOf92000
      @FourOf92000 3 роки тому +122

      have you tried turning the monitor off

    • @barbosa7797
      @barbosa7797 3 роки тому +36

      Did you try to close your eyes? 😂

  • @carewen3969
    @carewen3969 3 роки тому +740

    "Here....you can literally put two different colours into one word!"
    Un-expose your API token by changing the font colour to white....
    Pure gold...

    • @nyankers
      @nyankers 2 роки тому +28

      no no. it's white, not gold.

    • @baconofburger8784
      @baconofburger8784 2 роки тому +1

      @@nyankers he was referring pure gold as the expression, not the color

    • @Darth_Wotan
      @Darth_Wotan 2 роки тому +24

      @@baconofburger8784 r/woosh

    • @hereturbie7458
      @hereturbie7458 2 роки тому +3

      Does it come with dark mode?

    • @olixx1213
      @olixx1213 2 роки тому

      @@hereturbie7458 idk do you?

  • @kuro6977
    @kuro6977 Рік тому

    thank you for such a great information

  • @softnfluffy
    @softnfluffy Рік тому +2

    I use Valorant for all my coding needs. Not only can you use guns to write on walls, you also don't have to save any files or run the terminal. The IDE even works with very high FPS monitors and gives you a smooth experience. You can even customise skins and change the look of your 'text editor' aka guns. Only downside is that someone might ruthlessly blow your head off while you are writing your code, and you can't write any more for a while if you are out of 'ink' aka bullets.

  • @someonecubing2410
    @someonecubing2410 3 роки тому +623

    Three words: Pen and Paper.
    The physical medium inspires a hands-on approach. The permanency of pen encourages careful thinking of code. The pain of writing strengthens your arms for later in the evening. And when your code doesn't run, you can blame it on the intern who has to transcribe your chicken scratch.

    • @milolegends42
      @milolegends42 3 роки тому +29

      Two words: punch cards.

    • @animelowlife7017
      @animelowlife7017 3 роки тому +18

      8 words: Dirt/Charcoal and spit/animal fat on walls.
      Cavemen were great programmers.

    • @semicolon2599
      @semicolon2599 3 роки тому +4

      fortran be like

    • @ashrab9164
      @ashrab9164 3 роки тому +21

      "strengthens your arms for later in the evening" IM DYINGGGG XDDDD

    • @ashrab9164
      @ashrab9164 3 роки тому +1

      @Eli R. .

  • @seankaila
    @seankaila 2 роки тому +751

    Fun fact.
    When I was at uni there was a guy in my group who was coding python in notepad. He asked: "Where are the colours?". To this day I didn't understand his thought process. Until I saw your video. Thank you.

    • @laur-unstagenameactuallyca1587
      @laur-unstagenameactuallyca1587 2 роки тому +15

      wtf

    • @matiasdariel7291
      @matiasdariel7291 2 роки тому +56

      notepad++ or ms notepad

    • @seankaila
      @seankaila 2 роки тому +76

      @@matiasdariel7291 just normal notepad 😪😂

    • @styoupid4737
      @styoupid4737 2 роки тому +54

      I code c++ in notepad++
      I’m scared that vsc will help me too much and I’ll be lost in my uni exams where we don’t use any ide

    • @seankaila
      @seankaila 2 роки тому +68

      @@styoupid4737 i respect you so much for the dedication. However, im surprised that you couldn't write stuff in pseudocode for exam. Mainly because code easy to fuck up and nobody would get a score 100%, if that makes sense? as long as the fundamental logic makes sense you should be fine. In real life I forget syntax at times (im a software engineer).

  • @duongdong5850
    @duongdong5850 4 місяці тому +1

    I used to use Notepad as Python IDE. Even tho it doesn't have much feature as other IDE, it's look very cool and after finish coding, compile that and it work great!👍

  • @harshagurram8301
    @harshagurram8301 11 місяців тому

    I am new to programming. I am trying to figure out what IDE to use. This seems to be the one. It truly has the best features compared to everything else!

  • @memeweaver2553
    @memeweaver2553 3 роки тому +648

    I actually prefer writing my program outside using stones from the ground, taking a picture of the formation, printing it, writing a program to detect characters from the printed image, and finally executing it.

    • @carl1341
      @carl1341 3 роки тому +7

      lmaoo

    • @jerrygreenest
      @jerrygreenest 3 роки тому +4

      I wonder how you would execute a python program

    • @spanky4446
      @spanky4446 3 роки тому +29

      Use the stones to simulate binary. It's the best way.

    • @vimalnambiar2157
      @vimalnambiar2157 3 роки тому +5

      Well that's a way to make your program hacker proof 😉

    • @jerrygreenest
      @jerrygreenest 3 роки тому +19

      ​@@vimalnambiar2157: yes, at least until such a moment before some racoon steals one of your stones (therefore change your memory state)

  • @jackgenewtf
    @jackgenewtf 3 роки тому +1520

    True story: When I was a software consultant, a client sent me a password "securely" by using white text on a white background.

    • @Girry_
      @Girry_ 3 роки тому +143

      Safe untill a hacker ~$cat's the file on terminal.

    • @sunflower8227
      @sunflower8227 2 роки тому +10

      LMAOOOOOOO

    • @douglasfrempong3365
      @douglasfrempong3365 2 роки тому +3

      @@Girry_😂

    • @awesomestunts
      @awesomestunts 2 роки тому +19

      @@unholycrusader69 pretty sure it's actually the reverse tomahawk two-hand jam you're talking about

    • @genzo454
      @genzo454 2 роки тому +3

      @@unholycrusader69 no, it just deploys a basic user dictionary of break statements and compile warnings (Presuming you don't get an Syntax Error)

  • @BungWasHere
    @BungWasHere Рік тому +1

    I'm sold. I've tried so many IDEs, and Word is by far the best.

  • @papaikarmakar84
    @papaikarmakar84 6 місяців тому

    Thank you ma'am for the advice

  • @yashshah244
    @yashshah244 3 роки тому +716

    Yes.. Next video on "how paint is the best tool for graphic designing"

    • @iremnurcolak620
      @iremnurcolak620 3 роки тому +25

      it is the best btw...

    • @marcw6875
      @marcw6875 3 роки тому +57

      Not the program Paint though. Like ACTUAL paint. Just brush it onto the monitor and then you don't have to worry about losing your work in the event of a power failure.

    • @samorabot
      @samorabot 3 роки тому +1

      Lol
      I can't stop laughing...

    • @immortui1832
      @immortui1832 3 роки тому +1

      Well it is tho

    • @youtooms
      @youtooms 2 роки тому +1

      I'd rather use a capture tool, personally.

  • @lahirua
    @lahirua 3 роки тому +668

    As a Microsoft engineer I appreciate you making us cool again

    • @Blinkers2007GameDev
      @Blinkers2007GameDev 3 роки тому +13

      what do u mean microsoft has always beem the best company ever
      Screw apple!

    • @blitz8229
      @blitz8229 2 роки тому

      😂

    • @hahaitsme
      @hahaitsme 2 роки тому +8

      @ANoobyPlayer UwU Well any sensible person would use Windows but okay.

    • @playerscience
      @playerscience 2 роки тому +1

      @@Blinkers2007GameDev True!

    • @playerscience
      @playerscience 2 роки тому

      @@hahaitsme Agreed 👍

  • @whydoesthisevenexist
    @whydoesthisevenexist 11 місяців тому +1

    I love using google. At first, I was incredibly concerned about the 1 line of code that I could see, but as I got used to it, it could allow me to get fast solutions for problems. Google has helped my development career by a lot, and I am now regarded as one of the most skilled coders.

  • @mostafahassan6909
    @mostafahassan6909 5 місяців тому +1

    You could also write your own IDE, starting from assembly. This is a fully customizable option! Highly performant as well.

  • @wongziao9432
    @wongziao9432 3 роки тому +1616

    Pregnant women: " Drugs and beer won't affect my child "
    Her child: " Ms word is the best IDE for programming "

    • @shiney1121
      @shiney1121 3 роки тому +9

      I'm dying! 😂

    • @neillunavat
      @neillunavat 3 роки тому +20

      I can't find the 1% discount link in the description. Do any of you guys have it?

    • @wongziao9432
      @wongziao9432 3 роки тому +8

      @@neillunavat bro, use libreoffice, its free

    • @tarikhagustia939
      @tarikhagustia939 3 роки тому +1

      lol

    • @krishsharma5065
      @krishsharma5065 3 роки тому +1

      @@wongziao9432 yep

  • @danceshuffle5661
    @danceshuffle5661 3 роки тому +211

    After watching, I realized that I can use MS Excel for Databases instead of SQL and Python.

    • @joemgap
      @joemgap 3 роки тому +25

      That is technically not a pun.

    • @vladimirgurevich598
      @vladimirgurevich598 3 роки тому +23

      It's not even a joke, 'cause some data analysts do exactly what you said)

    • @lme918
      @lme918 3 роки тому +4

      they have Power Query, so...you actually can do it.

    • @quickandeasylearning517
      @quickandeasylearning517 3 роки тому +1

      yes you can but without security features.

    • @lme918
      @lme918 3 роки тому

      @@quickandeasylearning517 which one? I think the way it caching and loading info is the most problem. Slow and not stable. But it's not bad for small office tasks and small data sets.

  • @igglye6805
    @igglye6805 Рік тому

    I never knew how to run Microsoft Word code and now I do. So thank you.

  • @cojitube
    @cojitube Рік тому +9

    Definitely, this is the 21st century pencil & paper debugging tool.

  • @ace-xu3qy
    @ace-xu3qy 3 роки тому +546

    I just cannot imagine how much time he spent coloring every single word in that file

    • @Michownage1337
      @Michownage1337 3 роки тому +11

      import library duh

    • @sabirkhan6898
      @sabirkhan6898 3 роки тому +6

      Syntax Highlighting?

    • @Rand0081
      @Rand0081 3 роки тому +19

      Visual Studio puts rich text in the clipboard when you copy...

    • @AimerYui
      @AimerYui 3 роки тому +2

      @@Rand0081 vscode to

    • @pixelb0i255
      @pixelb0i255 3 роки тому +33

      I paint my code on canvas with only acrylic paints (IMPORTANT). Let it dry for a few hours, then scan it into a pdf doc via a scanner. With a "text from image" tool, I save my code as a .txt file. I've never had to error check. Anybody else doing this?

  • @hansgerber8654
    @hansgerber8654 2 роки тому +265

    I tried many IDEs in my time and I must say, no matter if it's MS Paint, Outlook or even Powerpoint
    Word beats them all

    • @jacobmfamexo
      @jacobmfamexo 2 роки тому +2

      What about Libre Impress? I've heard that one's pretty good.

    • @jufigueirayoga8273
      @jufigueirayoga8273 2 роки тому +11

      @@jacobmfamexo didn't impress me

    • @HaynesX
      @HaynesX Рік тому +1

      OUTLOOK 😭

  • @educabo1
    @educabo1 Рік тому

    awesome, tnks bro!!!

  • @pavfrang
    @pavfrang Рік тому +1

    You could write a macro in VBA - and assign it to a button on the Word's ribbon in order to run the compile command! That would be a very interesting attempt!

  • @tedar1348
    @tedar1348 3 роки тому +447

    Next Video: "Why Microsoft Visual Studio Code is the best IDE for typing documents, essays etc"

    • @cocotug0
      @cocotug0 3 роки тому +31

      you laugh but... LaTeX...

    • @Xth3Z
      @Xth3Z 3 роки тому +7

      I wrote a project documentary in VS Code cuz I had enough of Word's problems.

    • @egzakharovich
      @egzakharovich 3 роки тому +7

      Is markdown not enough for everyone? :)

    • @petrsedlak4761
      @petrsedlak4761 3 роки тому +1

      @@Xth3Z Try Notepad. It's most powerful text editor.

    • @sanjog1846
      @sanjog1846 3 роки тому

      I use vs code for docs using foam, it’s pretty popular.

  • @simonedenardi00
    @simonedenardi00 3 роки тому +154

    I'm disappointed, Everybody knows that paper and pencil is the best IDE.

    • @marvinnimnull9982
      @marvinnimnull9982 3 роки тому +1

      well, yes, especially at the early planning stage, later you may use mindmappers and only then the stuff like IDEs could jump into the action.

    • @simonedenardi00
      @simonedenardi00 3 роки тому

      @@marvinnimnull9982 you're right man, for E/R conceptual models is, without irony, th best IDE.🤣

  • @thordder
    @thordder Рік тому

    Thank you so much, my señor engenir !!!

  • @user-if8rq1qf1t
    @user-if8rq1qf1t Рік тому

    The best review i have ever seen

  • @gamoosh237
    @gamoosh237 3 роки тому +148

    Personally, I write everything in text messages to myself, so I can save whatever I’m writing. It also helps me feel less lonely.

    • @pranitgandhi6832
      @pranitgandhi6832 3 роки тому

      😂😂😂😂

    • @MrAzurus
      @MrAzurus 3 роки тому

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @stobrendo562
      @stobrendo562 3 роки тому

      less lonely until you let your own messages in seen without answering them.

  • @tanmayagarwal8513
    @tanmayagarwal8513 3 роки тому +397

    "Its a feature not a bug!!". This had me laughing the whole day!!

  • @lefish643
    @lefish643 Рік тому +1

    As someone who have been using samsung notes for 6 years this video enghlitened me now i understand why i couldn't unleash my true programmer potential. I was using the wrong IDE !

  • @Schaex1
    @Schaex1 5 місяців тому +1

    Why is nobody talking about the absolute GOAT IDE that is a magnetic drawing board! I've been using it since I was 2 years old and I'm not planning on switching to any inferior IDE.

  • @asadpuppy1259
    @asadpuppy1259 3 роки тому +143

    Today i learned:
    People's trust on you directly correlates to the amount of monitors you have

    • @colivas8414
      @colivas8414 3 роки тому

      THANK YOU; I just said something akin to this.

  • @whynesspower
    @whynesspower 3 роки тому +306

    "For the senior engineers, oh not the senior engineers but the seniors who happen to be engineers"
    LOL

  • @monkey_noises
    @monkey_noises Рік тому +1

    It actually bothers me to no end that this legitimately works.

  • @hughml
    @hughml Рік тому

    Your videos are unreasonably hilarious. It's so unfair, I spend so much of my free time watching them :P

  • @samermohamed7644
    @samermohamed7644 3 роки тому +229

    "You can send me paypal"
    Me: Sends malicious code in word file

    • @jazzram_
      @jazzram_ 3 роки тому +1

      haha, imagine if it was flagged lol

  • @masteronepiece6559
    @masteronepiece6559 3 роки тому +331

    Actually Notepad is the greatest IDE ever because it opens so fast.

    • @sergey1519
      @sergey1519 3 роки тому +32

      Actually no. It loads the whole document before loading so for big files it opens very very slowly.
      You know what program doesn't do that tho? *Microsoft Word* of course!

    • @balajik8473
      @balajik8473 3 роки тому +3

      @@sergey1519 I got huge data files in .TXT format can you suggest any good way to handle that data?
      I want to use them for data analysis in Python

    • @underscoregavin7
      @underscoregavin7 3 роки тому

      The most Simple. Quick. and "Efficient". IDE

    • @sohailansari3106
      @sohailansari3106 3 роки тому

      Notepad++ is also good

    • @levynkhs8820
      @levynkhs8820 3 роки тому +1

      Notepad++

  • @willsmithorg
    @willsmithorg Рік тому

    I've genuinely used Excel to create sql insert statements. Works well.

  • @konstantinsotov6251
    @konstantinsotov6251 6 місяців тому +1

    "Today I am goint to tell you what the best IDE is-..."
    my brain: I DEEZ NUTZ-...
    i fucking can't

  • @jimreynolds2399
    @jimreynolds2399 2 роки тому +311

    I find tablets of stone to be much better - much more visceral. You get a genuine feel for programming this way.

    • @matttondr9282
      @matttondr9282 Рік тому

      yeah, as long as you remember to define a custom function "etch", instead of using the boring premade "print".

  • @screamingballoffeather3237
    @screamingballoffeather3237 2 роки тому +22

    Me learn how to programming after youtube remove dislike :

  • @johnbutt5156
    @johnbutt5156 Рік тому +1

    This is the first thing that poped up when I searched for best IDE

  • @thesadomason
    @thesadomason Рік тому +4

    Best IDE is VIM. I started using it and can't quit ever since.