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  • @IgroSome
    @IgroSome 4 роки тому +1772

    "Suicide at my place?"
    "Sure, be right there."
    EmKay: "Aww, partners *for life."*

  • @SrQuack-js6sn
    @SrQuack-js6sn 5 років тому +5346

    2:35 "Suicide at my place later"
    Oh that's so romantic partners for *life*

  • @ap0calypzze1
    @ap0calypzze1 4 роки тому +6508

    "Suicide at my place later?"
    "Yep b right there"

  • @milinaririn190
    @milinaririn190 4 роки тому +910

    2:38
    "Suicide at my place later?"
    "Yep I'll b right there"
    *Dazai has finally found his special someone*

    • @mangosarehot7620
      @mangosarehot7620 4 роки тому +21

      😤👊🏽

    • @setsunai1281
      @setsunai1281 4 роки тому +24

      YES BUNGOU STRAY DOGS

    • @stixtale8155
      @stixtale8155 4 роки тому +5

      logan paul has entered the chat

    • @Panroles
      @Panroles 3 роки тому +2

      @@stixtale8155 Nah, he'll just be a lurker.

    • @shiningzorua
      @shiningzorua 3 роки тому +1

      Beta Gliding Knight to Galacta Knight/Morpho Knight

  • @justanotherreviewer
    @justanotherreviewer 5 років тому +8824

    "wanna smash?"
    "sure, let me just grab my controller"

    • @RosieBeingCozy
      @RosieBeingCozy 5 років тому +234

      If a girl would say that i don't know if i'm turned on or turned off lmao

    • @kpoptrash4075
      @kpoptrash4075 5 років тому +153

      Or.. ”sure, let me just grab my joystick”

    • @zenbrown7144
      @zenbrown7144 5 років тому +49

      That would be a turn on dude.

    • @syncplayz9010
      @syncplayz9010 5 років тому +18

      Joycon*

    • @BELDAM808
      @BELDAM808 5 років тому +47

      *Wips out wiimote*

  • @SmittyWJManJensen
    @SmittyWJManJensen 4 роки тому +6317

    The mom's spaghetti one is complete gold

    • @FUCKEDUPFAB
      @FUCKEDUPFAB 4 роки тому +65

      Dose one know this is from a slim shady song that's why he used it for the guy named shady

    • @michaeloshkenaniew874
      @michaeloshkenaniew874 4 роки тому +36

      It's from Lose Yourself

    • @FUCKEDUPFAB
      @FUCKEDUPFAB 4 роки тому +18

      really I would have never guessed

    • @SmittyWJManJensen
      @SmittyWJManJensen 4 роки тому +89

      @@michaeloshkenaniew874 We have a Herlock Sholmes around here

    • @echowhosthis
      @echowhosthis 4 роки тому +27

      kekyoin noriaki iTs aCtUaLlY shErlOck hOlmEs

  • @abandonedchannel8821
    @abandonedchannel8821 5 років тому +2154

    this is why i use
    *C H R I S T I A N M I N G L E*

    • @sylasviper715
      @sylasviper715 5 років тому +53

      clever, always leave space for jesus, gotta look out for your homies.

    • @christiankneupper7011
      @christiankneupper7011 5 років тому +20

      I only use farmers only

    • @sylasviper715
      @sylasviper715 5 років тому +4

      Good god. I just realised something. That sounds like the kind of site where dudes nail you to a cross and let you feast on them.

    • @kidslovesatan
      @kidslovesatan 4 роки тому +4

      @@sylasviper715 Jesus a top or a bottom?

    • @sylasviper715
      @sylasviper715 4 роки тому +4

      @@kidslovesatan jesus in-between. gotta make that Jesus sandwich.

  • @kingjuke
    @kingjuke 4 роки тому +1041

    "mitään paljon" *is literally just nothing much in finnish*
    Slazo : made up language

  • @BajdonX
    @BajdonX 4 роки тому +2136

    Two cows on the field. First goes: "Moooo..." The other one: "Damn, I was just about to say it."

    • @lanadweikat873
      @lanadweikat873 4 роки тому +6

      Good one 😂😂😂

    • @boxypox
      @boxypox 4 роки тому +1

      I don’t get it

    • @pastelgalaxy4079
      @pastelgalaxy4079 4 роки тому

      Boxy Pox ...

    • @triscuit6516
      @triscuit6516 4 роки тому +2

      That was lame af

    • @mrflotate7497
      @mrflotate7497 4 роки тому +1

      a shitty remix of asdfmovie
      The duck Quacks and another duck says "I was just about to say that"

  • @kaded_cat
    @kaded_cat 4 роки тому +1613

    “Suicide at my place later?”
    “Yeah I’ll b right there”
    When you and your bae are both suicidal

    • @clara.p
      @clara.p 4 роки тому +11

      it counts if it's your bff too-

    • @jaygay6576
      @jaygay6576 4 роки тому +7

      Osamu Dazai's dream

    • @bardforhiree8454
      @bardforhiree8454 4 роки тому

      fuck you ill actually fight you irl 1v1 please respond seriously

    • @itiswhatitis1883
      @itiswhatitis1883 4 роки тому +7

      Dazai: Write that! Write that down!

    • @lemex27gamesnshit
      @lemex27gamesnshit 4 роки тому +3

      Bardforhire e wh- wha- i- what

  • @jamimakinen3751
    @jamimakinen3751 4 роки тому +3509

    "Mitään paljon, sinä?" Finnish
    Ahh, made up language, just like Finland

  • @PremaritalCheese
    @PremaritalCheese 4 роки тому +312

    My biggest kink is someone that’ll care about my broke ass.

  • @IndigoStorm27
    @IndigoStorm27 5 років тому +5924

    When did Damien become British?.

    • @AA-pv6mi
      @AA-pv6mi 5 років тому +373

      Skagkiller1230 That’s an Australian accent. Also, he is from Australia so

    • @IndigoStorm27
      @IndigoStorm27 5 років тому +133

      @@AA-pv6mi lies

    • @bi-bibabyblue9649
      @bi-bibabyblue9649 5 років тому +36

      Skagkiller1230 what??

    • @MiguelBrosas
      @MiguelBrosas 5 років тому +145

      ​@@IndigoStorm27 I believe it is Australian, that's why their old intro was "...best Reddit readings, south of the equator..."

    • @IndigoStorm27
      @IndigoStorm27 5 років тому +25

      @@MiguelBrosas lies

  • @lilackitsune4540
    @lilackitsune4540 5 років тому +2584

    She was Samantha, 22,
    And I was Jared, 19

    • @nugget8906
      @nugget8906 5 років тому +298

      and you never fucking learned how to read

    • @kevinkolster
      @kevinkolster 5 років тому +52

      @@nugget8906 fuck I was gona say that

    • @jessiem1042
      @jessiem1042 5 років тому +3

      Lilac Kitsune and you never fricking learned how to read

    • @jamesvandervliet7376
      @jamesvandervliet7376 5 років тому +9

      Bottoms up when I first met you

    • @obviouslylillian706
      @obviouslylillian706 5 років тому +5

      I wanted to like this but it was 420 so just so u know u have my support

  • @jorekeishi952
    @jorekeishi952 4 роки тому +1337

    2 Cannibals were eating a clown. One looks to the other and ask: does this taste funny to you?
    Ok ill leave

    • @selenevandernix9353
      @selenevandernix9353 4 роки тому +22

      Actually laughed kek

    • @-silly
      @-silly 4 роки тому +3

      and how's that supposed to be in the topic of that video?

    • @jorekeishi952
      @jorekeishi952 4 роки тому +25

      @@-silly it's a crappy joke?

    • @-silly
      @-silly 4 роки тому +10

      @@jorekeishi952 i wasn't trying to be mean or anything i was just asking, its actually funny

    • @mikeswag5872
      @mikeswag5872 4 роки тому +5

      Did you hear that from a certain mr. Handy in megaton ?

  • @dartheternal4078
    @dartheternal4078 4 роки тому +160

    "Mitään paljon, sinä?" means "nothing much, you?" In Finnish
    I felt very attacked on that MADE UP language😂😂😂

    • @pappo666
      @pappo666 3 роки тому +4

      as a swede i can confirm it looks made up in text form and dont get me started on the grammatical rules and shit jeez as i say to all my finnish friends to speak finnish all you gotta do is add "Lainen" in the end I.E Merrylainen Christmasielainen or Happylainen Birtdaielainen ;D
      all languages are made up btw

    • @nefelibatacomingthrough2707
      @nefelibatacomingthrough2707 3 роки тому +3

      Don't worry, I back you up. +1 Finland IS REAL!!

    • @dartheternal4078
      @dartheternal4078 3 роки тому +1

      @@nefelibatacomingthrough2707 thank youu! >:3

    • @aneek171
      @aneek171 3 роки тому +3

      english is made up too, so dont feel bad

    • @dartheternal4078
      @dartheternal4078 3 роки тому

      @@aneek171 true😅

  • @jeffreyhu9014
    @jeffreyhu9014 5 років тому +2292

    Damien what happened to your voice

    • @yueyaiba3083
      @yueyaiba3083 5 років тому +180

      It think it's slazo doing the voice over, idk why tho

    • @jeffreyhu9014
      @jeffreyhu9014 5 років тому +17

      @@yueyaiba3083 thc

    • @AA-pv6mi
      @AA-pv6mi 5 років тому +26

      You do realise Damien is Australian right?

    • @duckyduck7355
      @duckyduck7355 5 років тому +48

      @@AA-pv6mi pretty sure Damien isnt Australian haha

    • @bi-bibabyblue9649
      @bi-bibabyblue9649 5 років тому +14

      t300808 a it’s slazo

  • @manofonetitle
    @manofonetitle 4 роки тому +405

    "Suicide at my place later?" HaHaHa
    "Yea I'll be right there" WHA-

    • @sharkpaws.and.v
      @sharkpaws.and.v 4 роки тому

      manofonetitle I shall be there too :,)

    • @Kassieq
      @Kassieq 4 роки тому

      @@sharkpaws.and.v me too? Where ya wanna meet up?

    • @inanimate.5465
      @inanimate.5465 4 роки тому +1

      Let’s meet up at the cemetery at 1:00 PM

    • @fergusoryuzen9193
      @fergusoryuzen9193 4 роки тому +1

      Then we Will come to OUR funeral right?

  • @royalsocktastetester3609
    @royalsocktastetester3609 4 роки тому +334

    5:18 "made up language"
    (angry finnish sounds) Perkele

  • @kaylamoonlight121
    @kaylamoonlight121 4 роки тому +390

    The second "made up" language is called "wingdings", and it translated to "Not much u?"

    • @lidlove123
      @lidlove123 4 роки тому +4

      I was looking for this comment

    • @NamiZu00
      @NamiZu00 4 роки тому +33

      The second made up language, the first one wasn’t even made up, its Finnish... I was screaming internally when it was called “made up language”

    • @astraexxx
      @astraexxx 4 роки тому +8

      @@NamiZu00 very bad finnish tho (im a finn)

    • @NamiZu00
      @NamiZu00 4 роки тому +3

      Astraex 2 joo se on kirjoitettu aika huonosti

    • @Lumikukkq
      @Lumikukkq 4 роки тому +3

      Al4acca kääntäjällä väännetty uskoisin.

  • @Shonicheck
    @Shonicheck 5 років тому +317

    There is no farm
    **confused dairy farmer noises**

    • @DishonoredGOD
      @DishonoredGOD 4 роки тому +10

      Dairy Farmer.exe has stopped working.

  • @teoflory1555
    @teoflory1555 5 років тому +2519

    so guys we did it we found the big tiddy goth gf
    Edit: I'm so proud of this community

    • @luvu9629
      @luvu9629 5 років тому +92

      *tumbler wants to know your location*

    • @Ebrown38123
      @Ebrown38123 5 років тому +24

      /\/ / /\/ _/ /-\ her boobs don’t look small from the side js

    • @TheHideout0
      @TheHideout0 5 років тому +5

      did we found ?? is it part of the meme ???

    • @pyuup
      @pyuup 5 років тому +5

      Yeet

    • @Splatslacks
      @Splatslacks 5 років тому +2

      So uh where?

  • @CrankyJoeJr
    @CrankyJoeJr 5 років тому +811

    5:17 (mitään paljon, sinä?) Finland.
    It mean’s ”not much, you?”
    5:21 (windings language)
    Means ”i don’t know what it means...

    • @mmhm9366
      @mmhm9366 5 років тому +29

      kuka vittu sanoo "mitään paljon"

    • @CrankyJoeJr
      @CrankyJoeJr 5 років тому +8

      Minä sanon!

    • @mmhm9366
      @mmhm9366 5 років тому +4

      @@CrankyJoeJr Aika kova

    • @malacki163
      @malacki163 5 років тому +3

      Well you have my like ❤️

    • @lemonconsumption
      @lemonconsumption 5 років тому

      @@mmhm9366 cock

  • @redakaminekloc5167
    @redakaminekloc5167 4 роки тому +226

    -There's no farm
    -I don't understand
    The guy is probably an Amish. But how did he get Tinder?

    • @Bookiiii
      @Bookiiii 4 роки тому +21

      He found it in the cow he was milking one day

    • @zellafae
      @zellafae 4 роки тому +4

      They have Rumspringa

    • @amberb.6395
      @amberb.6395 3 роки тому +15

      Amish get this certain ceremony thing where they get to live like most people with electricity and such and they can choose if they want to stay in the Amish lifestyle or live like modern people. If this guy is Amish, he probably decided he liked the modern lifestyle but makes a living at his family’s farm. I live by lots of Amish people and we learned a bit about them in school

    • @OK-yy6qz
      @OK-yy6qz 3 роки тому +4

      I believe this guy is convinced Tinder is some kind of trading app between Farmers or a Dating app between farmers only or something like that

  • @NamiZu00
    @NamiZu00 4 роки тому +99

    5:19
    Me: screams in Finnish
    After some time “and actual made up language”
    Me: “oh what a relief”

    • @kennethmurray4417
      @kennethmurray4417 3 роки тому +1

      Wingding

    • @pastaprince9152
      @pastaprince9152 3 роки тому +1

      All languages are made up

    • @TrueSonOfWalhall
      @TrueSonOfWalhall 3 роки тому +3

      like VOI VITTUJEN KEVÄT JA KYRPIEN TAKATALVI?

    • @gal749
      @gal749 3 роки тому

      @@pastaprince9152 That's the same thing as saying all species were genetically engineered. Natural languages change and evolve over time.

    • @pastaprince9152
      @pastaprince9152 3 роки тому

      @@gal749 I see. Thanks for the reminder

  • @iGamerSpawn
    @iGamerSpawn 5 років тому +258

    "I am super autistic though"
    That killed me 😂😂😂

  • @akseli7029
    @akseli7029 5 років тому +831

    5:16 You just triggered all your finnish viewers

  • @99onone50
    @99onone50 5 років тому +681

    I see Damian was feeling a bit... *Down, Under*-the weather lately?

    • @Wombattlr
      @Wombattlr 5 років тому +39

      This is one of the first emkay videos, hence why it's voiced by Slazo. Slazo passed emkay over to Damien. Fun fact, emkay is slazos initials M - Micheal K - krustkowski (or some thin)

    • @adminthegoat
      @adminthegoat 4 роки тому +3

      @@Wombattlr
      r/whooosh

    • @isaacnelson4503
      @isaacnelson4503 4 роки тому

      du du du duu..du du du duu ..du du du duuu DUDUDUDUU

    • @cosqueen3756
      @cosqueen3756 4 роки тому

      Wombattler r/whoo-

    • @aromanticfranziskavonkarma
      @aromanticfranziskavonkarma 4 роки тому

      @@isaacnelson4503 I read this in an Emile-y voice for some reason lol
      Wait....This isn't a Thomas Sanders video nobody knows who tf Emile is lol

  • @cuanchulainn
    @cuanchulainn 4 роки тому +173

    IM CRYING THE BREXIT ONE THEY BETTER BE TOGETHER FOR LIFE

    • @artemefimov8215
      @artemefimov8215 4 роки тому +6

      What the fuck is with your profile picture

    • @Brianna-uq7le
      @Brianna-uq7le 4 роки тому +6

      I second that question, however, I’m not sure I’m prepared for the answer

    • @tieember9596
      @tieember9596 4 роки тому +2

      Unlike Brexit

  • @sarasaiti1755
    @sarasaiti1755 4 роки тому +245

    1:30 As an Eminem fan,I would've been down lmao

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 роки тому +21

    The "What's 2+2" text message was a clever way to get someone to say "420" lmao

  • @kanra162
    @kanra162 5 років тому +2977

    I hope you know that a guy called “slazo” is copying your voice

    • @diamonddynamite1557
      @diamonddynamite1557 5 років тому +191

      *ThIs Is SlAzO dUmBy*

    • @Sodasaman
      @Sodasaman 5 років тому +258

      @@diamonddynamite1557 oMg hahah le /wghoosghh !!!

    • @hexide6736
      @hexide6736 5 років тому +108

      @@Sodasaman omG lOOOOl!! zE epIC z/ig0tR3dd!t

    • @leonlines2095
      @leonlines2095 5 років тому +51

      @@diamonddynamite1557 wHaT dO u mEaN??????

    • @Luke-iy3eg
      @Luke-iy3eg 5 років тому +68

      Why are these people talking like this type normal #ew #gross #gag #antivax

  • @Takethis22
    @Takethis22 5 років тому +669

    Oh that moms spaghetti got me fuuuuuuck!! Thx Eminem 😂

    • @corevortex6198
      @corevortex6198 5 років тому

      Jake Lugo her knees were week arms are heavy there is vomit on her sweater all ready she ate her moms spaghetti another good one is if you had one shot or one opportunity to get him he’s everything you ever wanted and (assuming the person who wrote it is a guy talking bout himself)

    • @badandy102
      @badandy102 4 роки тому

      I should've seen it coming when he said the place was called Moms and mentioned spaghetti at the beginning

  • @derptytea9375
    @derptytea9375 4 роки тому +162

    I WHEEZED WHEN HE SAID MADE UP LANGUANGE ITS FINNISH BRUHH

    • @Skeletor96ba
      @Skeletor96ba 4 роки тому +3

      ⍓︎□︎◆︎ 🙵■︎□︎⬥︎ ⬥︎♓︎■︎♑︎♎︎♓︎■︎♑︎⬧︎ ♓︎⬧︎ ♋︎ ⧫︎♒︎♓︎■︎♑︎📪︎ ♎︎◆︎❍︎♌︎♋︎⬧︎⬧︎
      edit for ur peanut brain (sorry not sorry): you know wingdings is a thing, dumbass. ima get you the whole alphabet of wingdings
      edit: LE ALPHABET! ♋︎a ♌︎b ♍︎c ♎︎d ♏︎e ♐︎f ♑︎g ♒︎h ♓︎i 🙰j 🙵k ●︎l ❍︎m ■︎n □︎o ◻︎p ❑︎q ❒︎r ⬧︎s ⧫︎t ◆︎u ❖︎v ⬥︎w ⌧︎x ⍓︎y ⌘︎z

    • @Uloraify
      @Uloraify 4 роки тому +7

      @@Skeletor96ba the original commenter was talking about the message before that..
      In the video he said "made up language" about two messages, first one is Finnish and the second one is wingdings. So basically, the original comment was talking about the first message which was indeed.. *gasp* .. Finnish, not wingdings.

    • @Skeletor96ba
      @Skeletor96ba 4 роки тому

      @@Uloraify bruh i wanted to talk in wingdings

    • @Skeletor96ba
      @Skeletor96ba 4 роки тому

      @Bill Kerman i wanted to talk in wingdings bruh leave me alone

    • @Uloraify
      @Uloraify 4 роки тому +1

      @@Skeletor96ba You are welcome to do so, but there is no reason to call someone a dumbass.

  • @Toast917
    @Toast917 4 роки тому +36

    says they like bread
    whats your favorite knot
    me: garlic knot

  • @kuu3505
    @kuu3505 5 років тому +756

    i love how he called finnish a made up language :D
    EDIT: uhh thanks for the likes and also torille ja silleen

  • @_Juke_
    @_Juke_ 5 років тому +294

    Triggered over 9000 for calling finnish not a real language btw if nobody knew time 5:21

    • @pikkupapipihlaja8118
      @pikkupapipihlaja8118 5 років тому +7

      Omg i was just scrolling down the comments if anybody else got triggered Xdd En oo ainut Xd

    • @_KJX
      @_KJX 5 років тому +1

      Perkele

    • @jouguto9568
      @jouguto9568 5 років тому +2

      Satan perkele

    • @jasonph2522
      @jasonph2522 5 років тому +1

      Yeah but who gives a fuck about the Finnish language really?
      Shit may as well be made up tbh.

    • @ugim5656
      @ugim5656 5 років тому

      Torille

  • @finn3434
    @finn3434 5 років тому +889

    Whats a slazo?
    Edit: in past posts people say slazo is an austrailian youtuber....but.......australia doesnt exist

  • @DrQwO
    @DrQwO 4 роки тому +33

    Kakyoin: gets a cherry
    Also Kakyoin: 5:17

    • @Wackycreature
      @Wackycreature 8 місяців тому

      Ever since I started watching JoJo.. I can’t escape it

  • @mellow8833
    @mellow8833 5 років тому +176

    5:16
    Blblblblblblblbl made up language
    Me: *breathing intensifies in finnish*
    And actual made up language
    Me: *breathing intensifies in Gaster- wait what?*

    • @Jexy00
      @Jexy00 4 роки тому +10

      *breathing intensifies in windings*

    • @anythingwithandy7773
      @anythingwithandy7773 4 роки тому

      That wasn’t gangster language that was cali surfer language

    • @marcelcypher1813
      @marcelcypher1813 4 роки тому +2

      @@anythingwithandy7773 I'm pretty sure that was an Undertale reference and he actually meant "Gaster".

    • @Skeletor96ba
      @Skeletor96ba 4 роки тому

      ☟︎☜︎✌︎✞︎✡︎ 👌︎☼︎☜︎✌︎❄︎☟︎✋︎☠︎☝︎

    • @mellow8833
      @mellow8833 4 роки тому

      @@marcelcypher1813 yEeesssssss

  • @edward.doctor1892
    @edward.doctor1892 5 років тому +377

    r/tinder Want A Goth GF?
    Me: HELL YES

    • @wolfheart8604
      @wolfheart8604 5 років тому +1

      Me too XD

    • @javiermoreno893
      @javiermoreno893 5 років тому +20

      I find goths hot for some reason

    • @EchthelionII
      @EchthelionII 5 років тому

      I'm not sure on their personality (I know very little about them) but black and red are my 2 favorite colors.

    • @avallach2061
      @avallach2061 5 років тому +1

      yup my ex gf is a crazy goth, good times, I find them hot af for some reason too

    • @amadmadmadhatter276
      @amadmadmadhatter276 5 років тому

      Same lol

  • @not_availiable8243
    @not_availiable8243 4 роки тому +60

    Someone: Makes suicide joke this dude: HELL YEAH PARTNERS FOR LIFE!

    • @oferzilberman5049
      @oferzilberman5049 4 роки тому +1

      More like for death amirite lads up top

    • @MsWill813
      @MsWill813 3 роки тому

      Easy to promise for a life. Like a week.

  • @heyhoe168
    @heyhoe168 4 роки тому +57

    I am worried about homeless girl. Did she get a farm eventually?

  • @briezeee
    @briezeee 5 років тому +517

    Wait a minute ..... That's .... That's ... SLAZO ... That's SLAZO ... Slazoooooooooo 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
    I .... I thought he was back ..... I really thought ..... Sigh

    • @fluoridepill
      @fluoridepill 5 років тому +19

      imo damien is better

    • @blackout5x565
      @blackout5x565 4 роки тому +10

      How bout both of them

    • @briezeee
      @briezeee 4 роки тому +1

      @@blackout5x565 YEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS

    • @elisejackson2854
      @elisejackson2854 4 роки тому +5

      @@fluoridepill nah slazo is definitely better.

    • @leenguyen6056
      @leenguyen6056 4 роки тому +3

      Funny thing is when Damien came everyone joked about how slazos voice changed, now everyone legitimately think it’s Damiens voice that’s different

  • @billrich9722
    @billrich9722 5 років тому +339

    I get the feeling the "yellow fever" comment was racially driven.
    She's cute.

  • @itzshadowz7467
    @itzshadowz7467 4 роки тому +35

    I love the goth woman in the thumbnail. Seen her before. I bet she’s real chirpy and sweet irl.

    • @numblittlebug7989
      @numblittlebug7989 4 роки тому +1

      Really?, does she have an Instagram or something?, she's beautiful

  • @stormyweraf7923
    @stormyweraf7923 4 роки тому +37

    That dairy farm one was the most annoying conversation I’ve heard

    • @sourpuss5951
      @sourpuss5951 4 роки тому +1

      Probably cuz it was a troll

    • @stormyweraf7923
      @stormyweraf7923 4 роки тому

      @@sourpuss5951 no! No way! I assumed everything I see on the internet was legit

    • @pappo666
      @pappo666 3 роки тому

      if that is the most annoying thing then you gotta talk to more people hahaha that was pretty tame

  • @sinfulhealer2110
    @sinfulhealer2110 4 роки тому +90

    CLICKBAIT was never asked to attain a goth gf

    • @LinKueiDragon
      @LinKueiDragon 4 роки тому +10

      More like...
      CLICKBAIT this video doesn't contain real Goths.

  • @skidihomie9648
    @skidihomie9648 5 років тому +329

    5:19 "Mitään paljon, sinä?" Its Finnish. It's bad finnish tho. Means: "Nothing much, you?"

    • @stopkevin
      @stopkevin 5 років тому +13

      so a made up language

    • @vac3060
      @vac3060 5 років тому +52

      @@stopkevin I mean...aren't all languages *made up* ?

    • @equal4268
      @equal4268 5 років тому +2

      ッSkidiHomie, your profile scares me

    • @jaskatin
      @jaskatin 5 років тому +7

      SUOMI

    • @i_have_no_idea3170
      @i_have_no_idea3170 5 років тому +19

      Jup made up language from a place that doesn't exist..... Or so they thought. As the finns prepare their reindeer and polar bear they slowly chant "Nokiat valmiina pojat nyt lähetään". From the distance all can hear the sounds of rovio tunes and kuha vitsit. It was finns turn to play on the Xbox.

  • @Darthox200
    @Darthox200 4 роки тому +60

    8:00
    "without the ellen"
    b-but... there are two e's

    • @Haizaki030
      @Haizaki030 4 роки тому

      Can you tell me whats good in this pick up line is?

    • @satibel
      @satibel 4 роки тому +1

      @@Haizaki030 without the 'l' in

    • @egg3255
      @egg3255 4 роки тому +16

      without the L N

    • @joshd8427
      @joshd8427 4 роки тому +1

      richelle I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS!

  • @luckycl0ver777
    @luckycl0ver777 4 роки тому +9

    "Just kidding I'm entirely vaccinated"
    "...I am super autistic though."
    Never have I related to anything more in my LIFE

    • @eeeeee38093
      @eeeeee38093 3 роки тому

      JOKES ON YOU I'M INTO THAT SHI

  • @yeontanseyebrows5588
    @yeontanseyebrows5588 5 років тому +74

    May perhaps I got a heart attack when I suddenly saw Finnish in there

  • @Kusanagi672
    @Kusanagi672 4 роки тому +22

    The milk dude missed the opportunity to say “why dont you milk my prostate?”

    • @pappo666
      @pappo666 3 роки тому +3

      i was expecting a pregnancy joke there somewhere but nope didn't come

  • @naomineurolis8265
    @naomineurolis8265 4 роки тому +21

    1:05 is that a mixture between "Lose Yourself" and "Lying is the most fun a girl can have without taking her shirt off"

  • @proxidy6872
    @proxidy6872 4 роки тому +249

    Me: looks at thumbnail
    Friend: ugh goths are weird
    Me: stares at thumbnail
    Friend: you okay?
    Me: but I thought goths were supposed to look scary?
    Also me: *this one is_**___*

    • @redhood4042
      @redhood4042 4 роки тому +24

      Oh you've not encountered fictional goth girls have ya pal?

    • @sgt.killjoy7466
      @sgt.killjoy7466 4 роки тому +5

      @@redhood4042 ... ta fuk?

    • @Duhgel
      @Duhgel 4 роки тому +9

      @@sgt.killjoy7466 My immortal sound familiar to ya?

    • @sgt.killjoy7466
      @sgt.killjoy7466 4 роки тому +2

      @@Duhgel no, but i'm about too

    • @sgt.killjoy7466
      @sgt.killjoy7466 4 роки тому +7

      @@Duhgel fuck, never mind

  • @imdraqo5427
    @imdraqo5427 5 років тому +131

    12:51 bruh he missed the chance to say “ then I’m going to milk you up”

  • @thehiddenninja3428
    @thehiddenninja3428 5 років тому +119

    So this is the legendary Slazo that everyone is recently talking about

  • @lemurblue6041
    @lemurblue6041 4 роки тому +35

    2:40 yeah, they’ll be together for the rest of their lives, which is probably gonna be about an hour.

    • @9Perxent
      @9Perxent 4 роки тому

      Keywords: LIFE

  • @Sheriff_K
    @Sheriff_K 4 роки тому +61

    I’m trying to wrap my head around what “curing yellow fever” means.. Like, is she such a bad gf that she’ll turn men off from Asian girls forever??

  • @chuilovestoads
    @chuilovestoads 5 років тому +20

    So glad I found these tonight. These videos are so funny, and you've got a great reading voice! Can't wait to binge them all.

  • @wander7812
    @wander7812 4 роки тому +33

    0:59 bro this guy just... funcking reloplay alone and end up doing a eminem reference this is what i call LEGEND

  • @agodawfulmspaintabominatio2631
    @agodawfulmspaintabominatio2631 5 років тому +62

    *Shows a picture of a skeleton instde a coffin *
    I wIsH thAt wAs mE

  • @starcocklumbardi4716
    @starcocklumbardi4716 4 роки тому +97

    Ah yes that man is as he said. "As edgy as a butter knife in a blender" I maybe the only boomer that is a zoomer but I can still read through censors. I played through all of the cdi zelda games nothing can stop me when I want something.

  • @malikmister
    @malikmister 5 років тому +71

    Brienne of Tarth is that monstrous manly woman on the right. She is a knight and one of the best swordsman and fighter in show. The guy on the left is Tormund Giantsbane. He is a leader of "free folk" North of the wall. When he met Brienne, he couldn't stop staring at and flirting with her. Pretty much obsessed. Knowing this now should make it obvious what the guy on Tinder was saying with that pic.

  • @dandeson9723
    @dandeson9723 4 роки тому +63

    "made language" nope, just broken translate finnish :D

  • @P-H.
    @P-H. 5 років тому +114

    I need a goth gf, i'm joking i just need a gf

    • @F1re_fly9
      @F1re_fly9 5 років тому +11

      I need a goth bf, just kidding, I just need a bf.

    • @megagizios7816
      @megagizios7816 5 років тому +17

      *sniff* do I smell... ONLINE DATING?

    • @theprincessplayz1236
      @theprincessplayz1236 5 років тому +5

      @@megagizios7816 *sniffs* I do too. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @daisymay6684
      @daisymay6684 5 років тому +5

      @@theprincessplayz1236 *sniffs* yep( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @johndelaney7680
      @johndelaney7680 5 років тому +6

      Guido Mista I hope so

  • @starkillermarex
    @starkillermarex 4 роки тому +10

    "Partners for life."
    Cause it isn't gonna last much longer

  • @Jouunaas
    @Jouunaas 5 років тому +18

    5:20 i like how this person just went on translator and put finnish in there and it gave her that. absolute unit :D

  • @nexusthefurretking
    @nexusthefurretking 5 років тому +62

    Ok I am not insane. I am hearing Slazo talking in this video.

    • @randomuser5443
      @randomuser5443 5 років тому +1

      Emkay was on Comment award for a month

  • @zZennnn
    @zZennnn 5 років тому +277

    This is 100% your second channel slazo that you made for reddit content

    • @jockim123
      @jockim123 5 років тому

      ?

    • @TravisTerrell
      @TravisTerrell 5 років тому +13

      Why, you are absolutely correct! You must've read the description of any of his videos, or heard him say it one of the dozen times.

    • @aibpresto
      @aibpresto 5 років тому +1

      Hmm... I don't think it's Slazo. It can't be...

    • @jestersudz6085
      @jestersudz6085 5 років тому

      why is slazo on this channel?

  • @StandardGoose
    @StandardGoose 4 роки тому +2

    I couldn't even attract a goth girlfriend when I was a goth.

  • @James.Stark.Ben.Edition
    @James.Stark.Ben.Edition 5 років тому +165

    WhoA! He even says Thank you like Slazo!!! That's just confirmed now. EmKay is Slazo.

  • @Mastermind8908
    @Mastermind8908 5 років тому +44

    2:32 "Any knot"
    Yikes! My mind went to a very weird place just now. It's 2am... time for bed.

    • @beetle__bug
      @beetle__bug 5 років тому +3

      she wants that red rocket

    • @m1ha3l42
      @m1ha3l42 5 років тому +1

      omega slick is dripping down my legs DADDy

    • @n3810
      @n3810 5 років тому

      I dont get it

    • @n3810
      @n3810 5 років тому

      Emmanuel L pls eggsplain

    • @Mastermind8908
      @Mastermind8908 5 років тому

      @@n3810 You've got an innocent mind it would appear. I'd prefer not to dirty it.

  • @MinimiMax
    @MinimiMax 5 років тому +15

    I wish all of these were me. The best conversation I've had in Tinder was like:
    "Hey."
    "Hey."
    "What are you doing tonight?"
    "Hanging out with friends."
    "Ok."

  • @CsBence98
    @CsBence98 3 роки тому +6

    5:20 *Finnish text*
    EmKay: "Made-up language"
    Oof size: big
    (And I don't even speak Finnish, but I still recognise it when I see it)

  • @BAGELS69
    @BAGELS69 4 роки тому +58

    when did damien start sounding like slazo?

    • @ryanandrews2401
      @ryanandrews2401 4 роки тому

      bagel man ..........it is slazo

    • @justanormalbird8302
      @justanormalbird8302 4 роки тому

      guys I know this may be random but MY FUCKING SISTER IS USING MY MF ACCOUNT TO COMMENT BULLSHIT so pls ignore her

    • @manowar6898
      @manowar6898 4 роки тому

      @@justanormalbird8302 now I need to find all of these videos

    • @n_d_cisive
      @n_d_cisive 4 роки тому

      @@ryanandrews2401 fucking idiot

  • @iraqifoodcart8447
    @iraqifoodcart8447 5 років тому +5

    That last conversation was glorious. They never even met but played into that broken couple shtick perfectly.

  • @Tuna_sub
    @Tuna_sub 5 років тому +24

    The mom's spaghetti one was unexpected

    • @TheJeremyKentBGross
      @TheJeremyKentBGross 5 років тому

      It was wasy to see coming though because it was eminem lyrics.

  • @herculean616
    @herculean616 4 роки тому +7

    2:35 A joke has been missed there.
    "wanna hang at my place tonight?"

  • @SmittyWJManJensen
    @SmittyWJManJensen 4 роки тому +14

    >4:15
    >messages are in english
    >"DEU UM MATCH COM LUIZA"
    seems legit

    • @ali-fq7nw
      @ali-fq7nw 4 роки тому

      Lero Lero Lero Lero Lero Lero Lero Lero Lero Lero Lero Lero

  • @RealCheemsJr.
    @RealCheemsJr. 4 роки тому +25

    a goth GF would be hot and make family gatherings interesting

    • @LinKueiDragon
      @LinKueiDragon 4 роки тому +1

      Yeah, a REAL Goth.

    • @artalcoolique3341
      @artalcoolique3341 4 роки тому

      @@LinKueiDragon nOOOOoooO that's too edgy. ))))): She has to look like an anime girl

  • @viljokanniainen3090
    @viljokanniainen3090 5 років тому +107

    5:19 that's finnish lmao
    "made up language"

    • @insurgentleman
      @insurgentleman 5 років тому +4

      what's the difference

    • @RespectedSalad
      @RespectedSalad 5 років тому +1

      Viljo Kanniainen why about Wingdings

    • @viljokanniainen3090
      @viljokanniainen3090 5 років тому +4

      @@insurgentleman Made up language means that the language has no cultural background for example sign language. it was just created out of nothing

    • @1xlaz2
      @1xlaz2 5 років тому +1

      @@viljokanniainen3090 that's a joke fam

    • @paleontologi485
      @paleontologi485 5 років тому

      Finnish is a made up language. They speak some language that they call something like "suomi" in Finland.

  • @justsomeguy8385
    @justsomeguy8385 4 роки тому +82

    Imagine getting millions of subscribers just from reading fake tinder conversations....

    • @LinKueiDragon
      @LinKueiDragon 4 роки тому +15

      Imagine getting millions of views just from reading fake messages by fake Goths.

    • @artalcoolique3341
      @artalcoolique3341 4 роки тому +7

      @@LinKueiDragon made by people who fetishize "fake" goths.

    • @joshjosh2842
      @joshjosh2842 4 роки тому

      🙄

  • @razereynolds7451
    @razereynolds7451 4 роки тому +50

    0:45
    That whale joke was actually funny I guess.

  • @Valecian
    @Valecian 4 роки тому +9

    "Mitään paljon, sinä?"OH MY GOD 😂😂😂 TORILLE!!

  • @DerrickCNdu
    @DerrickCNdu 4 роки тому +27

    Eminem finds his way into everything. GOAT

  • @k3nz1e73
    @k3nz1e73 3 роки тому +3

    A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.
    Background Guy: 😂

  • @ravenartistofficial
    @ravenartistofficial 4 роки тому +7

    I wanna have a convo with a random stranger like in that last one XD
    “Does this mean we’re married now?”
    “Hunny, we have three kids.”

  • @fernaburna
    @fernaburna 5 років тому +110

    I think moto moto likes you Em kay
    👌 🗿

  • @yordanovarts.3442
    @yordanovarts.3442 4 роки тому +24

    The dude is advertising his dairy? He's definitely talking about his semen what do you thing the butter reference was all about ? :D

  • @baraldi449
    @baraldi449 3 роки тому +1

    "Suicide at my place?"
    "Sure, be right there."
    EmKay: "Aww, partners for life."
    LIKE BRO WHAT LIFE?!

  • @pastelpeanuts9423
    @pastelpeanuts9423 5 років тому +16

    "made up language" bruh thats literally Finnish😭😭

  • @joshlynn4833
    @joshlynn4833 5 років тому +18

    8:32 I died🤣 what was that sound☠️☠️

  • @dert2186
    @dert2186 5 років тому +105

    YOU HAVENT SEEN GAME OF THRONES???
    EDIT: thx for the likes!
    Me neither

  • @GamerRocket
    @GamerRocket 4 роки тому +4

    The partner for life joke was genuinely hilarious.

  • @moldspores
    @moldspores 5 років тому +28

    I really miss when Slazo was on Emkay.

  • @helliox2487
    @helliox2487 5 років тому +7

    4:57
    Literally every NPC conversation in Elder Scrolls Oblivion.

  • @jancovanderwesthuizen8070
    @jancovanderwesthuizen8070 5 років тому +112

    Hän puhu suomea!!! That's a keeper

  • @SoupBowlofMadness
    @SoupBowlofMadness 4 роки тому +9

    5:20 all the people from finland (including me): guess I'll die.

  • @venomoussocks
    @venomoussocks 5 років тому +53

    I no longer will be asking about the wheel. I understand that you want these to be easy to make and edit, so maybe bringing the wheel back wouldn't be nice for you. Have a lovely day.