Polish translation from 12.58 -I don't understand (mocking russian 'understand') -And I don't understand English and fuck it. -The only thing I understand from English is -(...) just give me a kiss just give me a kiss And we read 'J' softly, like 'Y' in 'yellow' Love you all! ❤️
the dude was probably really young, like 18-20. People that young see 30 somethings as old. Sort of how young kids see older teenagers as grown ups. lol
13:03 (As Polish person, I cringe with you) "Ja nie poniemaju" - polish version of russian "I don't understand" "A ja nie umiem po angielsku i uj" - I can't speak english (with a cropped out swear at the end) "jedyne co umiem z angielskiego to" - The only thing I know in English is The last one, those are lyrics from an old, polish disco song.
Just noting, someone who chooses to be a prisoner and then chooses to stay when released, doesn't actually have Stockholm Syndrome. They have a fetish.
Please note that these are suggestions, and although I really wish for EmKay to cover them, they don't have to. As long as my comments don't get deleted, I'm fine. Day 153 of asking for these subreddits: Robin: -r/sbubby -r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it) -r/HolUp Jack: -r/ComedyCemetery -r/garfieldminusgarfield -r/BreadStapledToTrees Lexi: -r/notlikeothergirls -r/forbiddensnacks -r/Chadtopia -r/ofcoursethatsathing Anyone: -r/HumansBeingBros -r/Wellthatsucks And finally: -A collaboration between Robin & Zach (have the subreddit be r/bonehurtingjuice) Thanks! :D
the monotone at which Jack's voice jumps- ok but did I mention jack's moaning? apparently not. im alarmed, horrified and terrified, my speaker was on, right beside my mom oh god oh god
Warning: at 7:01 Jack starts moaning and saying stuff in a sexual voice. Skip, wear headphones, or whatever. Just don’t play around anyone. You’re welcome (even though this is 4 days late)
Ask using the eggplant emoji, and if you get a yes send a literal eggplant pic...... or a literal eggplant if you have their address. The payoff will be worth the wait.
Jack when I'm alone: *normal*
Jack when mom enters the room: *moaning noises*
Ikr
So relateable..
Yep
Got me dead.. Haiyaaaaaa
I am so sorry
hearing this man say "taxes, pay the mortgage, turn off the lights" in an erotic manner was the most interesting thing that's happened today
same-
disgusting
"My name's Jack your extremely skilled and professional dating guru for this evening"
Well you're not wrong
Okay
@@DarkwearGT okay
@@godtuberzamasus783 ok
@@coolbosplayz5318 ok
Oak
Didn’t instantly cringe I want a refund
Edit: why does jack do an incredible job reading the adult things monologue
I know and I'm scared
Something's wrong I can feel it
I can't get the sounds out of my mind. Jack broke me.
Is it weird that I've got a half chub right now? F*ck my straight ass brain confused af
I'm not surprised that the monologue hit me like it did lol
Its so cringe I accidentally committed manslaughter
Ok
right
Where’s the body I can help you hide it
Yeah...gotta hate when that happens, right?
F
Kinda cringe, kinda funny. Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.
yes
yes
yes
Yes
Yes
Never in my life have I expected to hear jack moaning about capitalism for 15 seconds
Yo, Jack, I don't know exactly what I felt, but I felt something when you were reading that stuff at 7:01
Uh... Oh no-
made me cvm
The death of your brain?
@@xenodragon77 More like a weird mix of cringe, horror, and possibly arousal?
@@JGMeador444 I feel like this may be a common human emotion
the moaning caught me off guard, had it playing on the speakers and i regret my choices
Your parents:
Are you gay?
3:15 this is actually so annoying when people automatically think bisexuals wanna threesome or that they have a crush on everyone 😐
@All Mods Are Bas- [AMAB] sus
@All Mods Are Bas- [AMAB] the fu-
I completely agree! I'm a pansexual but i like to word it this way "i have many standards but gender is not one of them"
Here, the smallest violin of the world.
it becuase of me, im literally the stereotype lol
Ha! I'm only half....? Single! For once I'm not completely called out by Jack
Okay
Okay
Same lol
What the fuck is this supposed to mean
How are you...HALF single?? Pls explain.
“I’m Nora”
Hi I’m gonna go to hell now.
Okay
Yeah!! i thought i was going first?
Hi I'm gonna go to hell now, I'm dad.
did u saw that title and the second and minutes of the video (20:19)
mmmmmmmm
Egg
Me: sees title
Also me: don’t mind if I do
hits to close to home
me : sees funny comment
also me : Ctrl+c don't mind if I do
Okay
@@Pineapple-ed6nw me: sees improper use of apostrophes for the second time today
Same
Jack just casually saying “I hope her house has flood insurance” at 2:35 was amazing
Tinder is the type of dating app that says: *there's plenty of fish in the sea, but you don't have a fishing rod*
Or: *every train has a passenger for it...* *Except the freight train, of course.*
I just use a gun to fish.
So I cause global warming. Everything gets owned.
Warning: Don't watch this with people around. Or you could and have an awkward momento
~mortgage~
I watched this video with my mom
@@nobodyakacat-girlmario3707 hows it like bieng dead?
* hears mkay moaning * ... welp that was enough internet for today.
understandable, _have a great day._
This man is a brave soul for moaning that entire description
I love to suffer from overwhelming amounts of coma inducing cringe🙂
Same
Especially when after you woke up from a coma all of 2020's problems are gone
Okay
@@DarkwearGT why are you replying okay to everyone
@@jackattackanims8387 *His goals are beyond our understanding.*
"Well I'm married"
*makes sad face*
*Damn it, I'm married*
Day idk anymore of asking for: I'm Jack and ill break your back.
Okay
We stan
That's Bane. You're barking up the wrong tree.
@@mksmike batman: *heavy sweating*
@@timmyda1st191 Do you think he swiped right by mistake?
7:15 He delivered that Hooyaah like no one else ever could
Polish translation from 12.58
-I don't understand (mocking russian 'understand')
-And I don't understand English and fuck it.
-The only thing I understand from English is
-(...) just give me a kiss just give me a kiss
And we read 'J' softly, like 'Y' in 'yellow'
Love you all! ❤️
polska gurom
Thats... Pretty cool. xD
Widać że jak sesja się skończyła to zbiorowo nie mamy co robić 😅
@@bananaberries9751
Heh, ja to już dawno po studiach, żyję sobie teraz jak introwertyczna kurewna, z mnóstwem czasu na głupoty :D
ja tez nie rozumialem, ale potem pomyslalem o tym, widzialem ze to byl zartow, i ona sprobowala mowic jak ukrainski
It makes me sad to think that some people consider *30* an old age.
the dude was probably really young, like 18-20. People that young see 30 somethings as old. Sort of how young kids see older teenagers as grown ups. lol
Jack made me very uncomfortable at 7:00
WHY JACK
I had to lower my volume a LOT because of it T^T
I aggre, so awkward. Although to be honest, it aroused me a little.
@@destroycraft1735 dude he's too hot we don't deserve him 😩
Easiest fap of my life.
Listening to Jack moaning makes me feel things
For real tho
s-same
fr same
Fr
Jack is probably the best voice actor for this subreddit
Appropriately h*rny
Very funny
Also very depressed
Basically my inner consciousness
The way you fake moaned about the mortgage sounds exactly like how my boyfriend fake moans
6:58 Jack why were you so good with the seductive voice 0_0
I wonder how he did that... Hmmmm
“Click to instantly cringe”
Me: clicks
“I am 30”
EWWWW CRINGE IMAGINE BEING OLD 🤢
Ojay
I AM OLD
@@DarkwearGT EWWWW CRINGE BRO
JUST STOP BEING OLD
this is so bad WHY AM I LAUGHING
7:01 I have a mix of emotions when jack was reading that
Jack moaning in my ears was my blessing for today
13:03 (As Polish person, I cringe with you)
"Ja nie poniemaju" - polish version of russian "I don't understand"
"A ja nie umiem po angielsku i uj" - I can't speak english (with a cropped out swear at the end)
"jedyne co umiem z angielskiego to" - The only thing I know in English is
The last one, those are lyrics from an old, polish disco song.
6:59 Jack, that was well done, but never again
Other people: *were uncomfortable during the moaning part*
Me: jokes on you I'm into that shit!
"you most likely single simpletons"
me whos 2 year anniversary is tomorrow; holy shit hes right
That's a rookie numbers! You can do better
@@demukazz probably! but alas i am only in highschool
@@spacefilth328 come back when you pass 20 years single mark. You'll get achievement badge then
@@demukazz fair enough
Just noting, someone who chooses to be a prisoner and then chooses to stay when released, doesn't actually have Stockholm Syndrome. They have a fetish.
They call it BDSM for a reason.
Video starts at 7:05
Jack making uwu noises is the one of the most cursed sounds I have heard. It makes me SOOO darn uncomfortable AAAAAAA
Ok just hear me out:
Emkay x The Click
I mean you do have a point
Yes
Do you mean a collab or just an absolute degenerate thing
@@johndeinielpamatmat189 I mean a collab 💀
Do you mean that cool or cringy?
Jack is too good at moaning...
Me: JOKES ON YOU I'M INTO THAT S*IT
Aww....good for you, not being afraid of admitting that you're gay.
Please note that these are suggestions, and although I really wish for EmKay to cover them, they don't have to. As long as my comments don't get deleted, I'm fine.
Day 153 of asking for these subreddits:
Robin:
-r/sbubby
-r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it)
-r/HolUp
Jack:
-r/ComedyCemetery
-r/garfieldminusgarfield
-r/BreadStapledToTrees
Lexi:
-r/notlikeothergirls
-r/forbiddensnacks
-r/Chadtopia
-r/ofcoursethatsathing
Anyone:
-r/HumansBeingBros
-r/Wellthatsucks
And finally:
-A collaboration between Robin & Zach (have the subreddit be r/bonehurtingjuice)
Thanks! :D
If these suggestions will not be noticed I will *riot*
Day 201 of recommending r/breadstapledtotrees for no reason
Great idea if you ask me
Okiiiiay
This is a thing?
jack moaning is the scariest thing ever
hottest*
The shit at 7:00 sent chills up my spine in a way I'd rather not talk about
9:31 the “here we go” made my whole day and idk why; absolutely hilarious
I mean he said older women so speaking of older than him not necessarily saying she's old
Okay
Okay
Okay
Okay
Okay
If I get a penny for every time I've heard Jack moan I'll have two.
It's not much, but it is weird that it happened twice.
7:14 I almost spat my drink.
I absolutely love Jack, he's hilarious and i love his voice!
Ya sure? 7:01
@@thotslayer7628 *Yep. Totally sure.*
@@thotslayer7628 yes please
@@thotslayer7628 yep, thats the best part
jack, the ultimate man in breaking love hopes
K
@@DarkwearGT you play gt?
Hi, I exist here now
Hi, I wish I didn't exist but I like being here now
@ᴘᴏɪsᴏɴᴇᴅ.ɪᴠʏ_ᴇᴅɪᴛs *The FBI will remember that*
Shiny Eevee.
12:57 that actually fucking killed me omfg.
I thought you were reading French or something and I'm from Poland xD
“That’s how we stand up to racism folks, fornicate with their mothers” favourite quote
Jack do be cutting it close on that demonetization tho
It's Jack! The snack that smiles back! :)
Jack, please start saying that again.
He is indeed a snack tho 👀
@@hyeeekim and he smiles back! *:)*
@@dying-bubba6302 I'll take the entire stock pls ✋🏼😩
@@hyeeekim *yes*
12:57
This is the first time in my life I heard someone speak Polish with French accent
One main reason I don't use tinder...I'm so introverted I have barely any pictures of myself...any GOOD pictures...
Yay, Jack! Finally another person who understands that Gravity Falls was ended for artistic reasons :)
the monotone at which Jack's voice jumps-
ok but did I mention jack's moaning? apparently not. im alarmed, horrified and terrified, my speaker was on, right beside my mom oh god oh god
Kyay
He did it again?
@@airilesyankovic2100 yes. yes he did. unfortunately but fortunately he did.
Jack: *Are you looking for love? Well you probably won't find it.*
Me: *He's probably right.*
Ok?
Ok but that microwave one was seriously the best pick-up line I've ever heard
I didn't exepected Jack speaking Polish
That's something new
yeah... he doesn't. he totally blew it
“JUST FRICK ALREADY!!”😂😂
Hopefully you'll never get heared by someone who doesn't see what's going on in your room
BWUAHAHAH THE TAXES BIT HAD ME ROLLING
Jack. Please stop moaning in my ear, im wearing headphones.
"Hellooo, you most likely, single simpletons."
Didn't expect to get attacked like that
Great, now I have to explain to my neighbors why I was watching a video of someone moaning about taxes, mortgages and utility bills...
XD i love how he yells "JUST FRICK ALREADY!!!"
Asking Jack to say" Hi I'm Jack, and Jack don't crack".
WTH was that "I want to do adult things with u " part 🤣🤣😳🤣🤣😳
The thumbnail is literally all of my text conversations
Omay
jesus fucking christ the moans were really fucking realistic and now im uncomfy in class amazing video 10/10
7:14
I didn’t know I could be this uncomfortable in my entire life
7:01 I have no idea if my ears where blessed or violated just now...... both, both is good.
To all the people saying "im early'' no one cares, like ok you're early but no one cares.
Okay
@worm does content we are early
exactly
To all the people saying "im early'' no one cares, like ok you're early but no one cares.
@@Gonzales_48 To all the people saying "im early'' no one cares, like ok you're early but no one cares.
Jack talking about the "adult things"......I- BOY XD
MF DOOM actually stands for "Metal Face" DOOM, and it's pronounced "Em Eff" DOOM.
R.I.P to the GOAT
ALL CAPS when you spell the man's name!!
7:01 Jack why are you like this 😂
when jack moaned i was in the living room without my earbuds.
I was drawing and I just hear him moan and I was like what the hell and I was scared someone would hear xbxjsbhs
The “mmmm, gas” killed me lmfao
Warning: at 7:01 Jack starts moaning and saying stuff in a sexual voice. Skip, wear headphones, or whatever. Just don’t play around anyone. You’re welcome (even though this is 4 days late)
That Sokka Water Tribe pic killed me lol
I-... how do i tell my mom that what i Was watching isn't porn? She came into my room and hear just the moaning from 7.10 min lmao
Show her the whole video
7:00
Its beautyfull.....i've listened to this for 5 hours now😂
You replayed it aswell m8 dont deny that!
Day one of telling the Emkay channel they are beautiful
Now this, this puts a smile on my face
7:01
@All Mods Are Bas- [AMAB] ill wear the tux
2:33 “god I hope her house as flood insurance” OMG
Fun fact, as of yesterday I am not single any more!
congrats!
stop flexing you normie
Something about Jack reading these just makes them that much better
Ask using the eggplant emoji, and if you get a yes send a literal eggplant pic...... or a literal eggplant if you have their address. The payoff will be worth the wait.
Hearing Jack try to speak polish made all the bones in my body activate, and they're all in attack mode
why do you have to hurt me in this way
(talking about the intro)
Salute to the editor to all emkay videos
8 seconds ago, no views, three likes and one dislike? ah yes *math*
_meth_
Now only 1 I think they could have been missclicks
3rd COMMENT
WHO IS THE DISLIKE
_Ma(e)th_
"Likely single simpleton"
me and my boyfriend watching this together: welp emkay has spoken.
Hey Jack I just want you to know that it's ok to be alone!
"Are you yearning for...." *checks hastily scribbled script on your hand* ".....love...."
Me clicks video
Also me 1 second later:😬
Okay
"hello you very likely single simpletons" i just like emkay videos... why do i have to be called out like that
Okau